The Aiken recorder. [volume] (Aiken, S.C.) 1881-1910, December 21, 1905, Image 4

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HIS COMPLAINT. “I s’pose,” growled the old farmer, “them air autymobeels Iz entitled t' half th’ road, ain’t they?” "Of course they are. Uncle Hiram," replied the village equire. “Yaas, I s’pose so,” continued the old man, “but I don’t know ez they’ve got enny right t’ take their half out uv th’ middle, by gras-s!”—Chicago News. ONLY .ONE. “I’ve, received ten proposals this fall.” “The persistent fellow! What’s his name?’*—Cleveland Leader. FirSnermanAnOyrturad. Vo fit* or neprous- PMsnfter first day’s nse of T)r. Kline's Great VerreRe«torer,l’2trUlbottleand treatise free rr.R. H. Fi-isf, Ltd.. !8J Aroh f ; t..Phlla.,Pa Tbomaa Price is the new Premier of South Australia. To Care m Cold In One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if it fails to care. E. W. Grove's signature on each box. 25c. Valuable dogs are often vaccinated nowa days. F. IT. Gbekk’b 8oxs, of Atlanta. G*., are theonly successful Dropsy Specialists in the world. See their liberal offer in advertise- went in another column of this paper. A children’s branch of the North India Bible Society has been formed. Pleo’s Cure for Consumption is an infallible mediflno for coughs and colds.—N. W, StMUK.i,, OcemGrove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. The railway companies of England and Wales employ 312.000 men. Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford’s Sanitary Lotion; never fails. Sold by Druggists. Mail orders promptly filled by Dr. Dctcbon, Crawfordsville, Ind. tl. Two street peddlers in Bradford, Eng land, bought a horse for $11.25. Mrs. Wins'ow’s Soothing Syrup for Children tcething.Foftensthegums.' '■dneesinflamma- iion.sllavfl pain,cures wlrd colic,25c.a bottle Dr. Clennon, of St. Louis, is Ihe young est archbishop in the world. A <Ju»r»iitee'l Cur» t'o.' Flteg, Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Druggists are authorized to refund money if Pazo Ointment fails to cure in f>to 14 days. 50c. Celery is the cultivated variety of the English weed, smallage. Taylor’s CheroKee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Slullen Is Nature’s great remedy—Cures Coughs, Colds, Croup and Consumption^ and all throat and lung troubles. At drug gists, 26c., 60c. and $1.00 per bottle. FAIRLY ROLLED IN IT. “Our office boy dropped into poetry yesterday.” “How was that?” “The literary editor kicked him In to the waste basket.”—Cleveland Leader. tllMORS eONQUERED SERIOUS OPERATIONS AVOIDED Unqualified Success of Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound In the Case of Mrs. Fannie D. Fox. One of the greatest triumphs of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the conquering of woman’s dread en emy, Tumor. The growth of a tumor is so sly that frequently its presence is not suspected until it is far advanced. So-called “wandering pains” may come from its early stages, or the presence of danger may he made mani fest by profuse menstruation, accom panied by unusual pain, from the ovaries down the groin and thighs. If you have mysterious pains, if there are indications of inflammation or dis placement, don’t wait for time to con firm your fears and go through the horrors of a hospital operation; secure Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound right a way and begin its use. Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass., will give you her advice free of all charge if you will write her about yourself. Your letter will be seen by women only. Dear Mrs. Pinkham;— “ I take the liberty to congratulate you on the success I have had with your wonderful medicine. Eighteen months ago my month- lie* stopped. Shortly after I felt so badly that I submitted to a thorough examination by a physician and was told that I had a tumor on the uterus and would have to undergo an operation. “ Soon after I read one of vour advertise ments and decided to give Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable (Compound a trial. After trying five bottles as directed the tumor is entirely gone. I have been examined by a physician and ho says I have no signs of a tuinor now. It has also brought my month lies around once more, and I am entirely well.”—Fannie D. Fox, 7 Chestnut Street, Bradford, Pa. THE MAN BEHIND THE SAW Has easy work if it's an Atkins. The keen, clean cutting edge and perfect taper of the blade make it run easly without buckling. No •• humping ” to do with the Perfec tion Handle. But there are other men behind the Atkins Saw. The originator of silver stbel, the fiuest crucible steel made, was a gixxl deal of a man. The dlscovererof the Atkins secret tempering process was likewise a man of brains am! genius. And there are high-class workmen behind this saw, masters of their craft, whose skill and pride of workmanship have helped to make the Atkins Trade Mark an assurance of quality as reliable as the Goverment assay stamp. We make all types and sizes of Saws, but only one grade—the best. Atkins Saws, Corn Knives, Perfection Floor Scrapers, etc., are sold by all good hardware dealers. Catalogue on request. E.. C. ATKINS (EL CO.. Inc. Largest Saw Manufacturers in the World. Factory and Executive Office.. Indian.polo, Indians- BRANCHES Now York, Chlengo, Minneapolis, Portland, (Oregon), Seattle, San Francisco, Memphis, Atlanta and Toronto, (Canada). Accept no Subatitute—Inaiat on the Atkins Brand SOLD BY GOOD DEALERS EVERYWHERE. FOR WOMEN troubled with ills peculiar to jm^r then sex, used as a douche is marvelously suc cessful. Thoroughly cleanses, kills disease germs ctops discharges, heals inflammation and local soreness, cures leucorrhcea and nasal catarrh. Paxtine is in powder form to be dissolved in pure water, and is far more cleansing, healing, germicidal and economical than liquid antiseptics for air TOILET /jND WOMEN'S SPECIAL USES For sale at druggists, 50 cents a box. Trial Box and Book of Instructions Free. Ymc R. Paxton Company Boston. Masc, CURED Gives Quick Relief. Removes all swelling in 8 to 20 days ; effects a permanent cure in 50 to 60 days. Trial treatment given free. Nothingcan be fairer Write Dr. H. H. Green’s Sons, Specialists, Box b Atlanta, Qa. DESERT EXPLORERS’ PERILS FATE OF A PARTY THAT UNDER TOOK TO SURVEY SEISTAN. A Hazardous Enterprise in a Remote, Inhospitable and Unfrequented Part of India—Conspicuous Instance of Bravery in a Native Surveyor. The Sei'stan boundary ccraimission, whidh has now returned to India, was one of those hazardous enterpriser that the survey officers of the Gov ernment of India are every now and then called upon to undertake In re mote, unfrequented and inhospitable regions, to penetrate into which, even with such supplies and escort as are feasible, is practically to carry one’s life in one’s hand. For many months the beat in Seis- tan is overpowering, while a wind known as the “120 days wind” blows from the northwest with the force of a hurricane, its pace varying up to seventy miles an hour. In the win ter there are violent snowstorms and blizzards, while the thermometer falls almost to zero. In a great blizzard which raged for five days in March, 1903, during tb? progress of the mis sion, the wind actually rose to 120 miles an hour. One conspicuous piece of devotion on the part of a native surveyor nam ed Mohi-ud-din deserves mention. He was a man cf some distinction who had won the title of K'tan Bahadur by previous notable surveys on the frontier. While in Seistan he was particularly desirous of exploring the Da:sht-:-Margu, a very forbidding des ert. between the Helmund and Kasb rivers, and in June, 1903, in spite of the extreme heat, he struck out from a point west of Rudbar on the Hel mund. on a course nearly due north, his party consisting of four survey assistants, four Afghan guides and two camel men. They marched all night, called a halt in the early morning and contin ued the march during the day. At nightfall the water carried by tbe camel had given out, and the guides urged that either the return journey should be begun at once or a route taken due west, so as to strike the northern bend of the Helmund. Mohi- ud-din, however, was determined to push on and a guide was sent off on a camel to find water. He returned with a leather skin full, but it was so brackish that IJhose who drank it fell ill and could not eat their food. The party had then to march on, and they were fortunate enough to reach an other well where a 'small supply of drinking water wa.s obtained. At midnight on the 14th day the> started again, still steer.ng north ward, and at daybreak they baited on a high desert plain. There was no sign of water, and, the position be ing critical, Mohi-ud-din reluctantly recognized the futility of further ex ploration. He agreed to return, but by night, afl^r great 'sufferings from thirst, two of the guides became in- semsube. A third guilde, Sultan Ma homed, tied each cf them upon a rid ing camel and himself on a third cam el. The animals were tfnen linked to gether and left to go whither their instinct would lead them. Sultan Mahomed fell unconscious during the night and remembered nothing till he came to through water being pour ed down his throat. He and bis friends had been rescued by a hunt- , r -r wandered into rfte-flesert in quest d? ..wild^jjfiSSSs—'The party were within an a^e of death, iFut were taken to Chakansur, an Afghan village on the Kash River, and under careful treatment recovered. The rest of the party under Mohi- ud-din met with a melancholy fate. They were too weak to march, and the first to die was a camel man, who wandered into the desert and never returned. The otlhors remain ed all night with Mohi-ud-din, and in the early morning, seeing he was nearly dying, they crawled to a ra vine close by and dug for water. No spring was found and their only re lief was to throw the damp earth over their bodies. In the evening some of these men succeeded in struggling back to camp. Where the> found Mohi-ud-din dead alongside *>f his Ihorse. His faithful attendant, strong m his fen.se of duty, cut the map off the surveyor’s plane table and wrapped it round his body in liis waistband. He afterwards explained that he was afraid to carry it in his hand, for fear he might become insensible and lose it. They then wandered from the camp and, finally, all but Saidu lay down in the shade of a thigh mound to die. Saidu struggled on the whole day, but must have be come de’irkms, for he remembered nothing till he regained conscious ness for a time by stumbling into a pool of water. On coming to again he found himself being carried on a man’s hack to Chakansur. He had been discovered by some villagers, and, as in the case of the three guides, his life was saved with dif ficulty. The Afglhan authorit’es sent out search parties with water, and event ually recovered the bodies of Mohi- ud-din, and the three sub-surveyors, together with the camp kit. The bodies were reverently interred by the Afghans at the shrine of Amiran, a place of peculiar sanctity, as Ami- rah is said to have been a first cous ing of the Proplhet. Mohi-ud-din s death, although brought on perhaps by too venturesome a disregard of danger, was a cosnpicuous instance of the devotion met with in the na tive ranks of the Indian Survey De partment. and It is gratifying to learn that a fitting reward has been accorded to the faithful Saidu. Lon don Times. STANLEY’S TRIP EASY NOW. Just Saved Bank Roil. The veteran telegraph operator at length took part in the general re counting of incidents and adventures by h\s fellow craftsmen. “Out in California several years ago,” he said, “I was at the key in the only telegraph office in a rapidly rising town. Early one morning I received a message addressed to the cashier of the local bank from its president, to the effect that his plan had failed and to close the banks dcors and suspend payments until further notice. I had $2,200 in that bank—the savings of eleven years. It was my duty to send the message and see my saving vanish. Then an idea occured to me. It was not my duty to forward tthe mes sage personally. And the only boy I had was delivering a dispatch and wouldn’t be back for at least an hour. “So, with a clear conscience, I slipped on my ccat, rushed to the bank and withdrew my deposit. An hour later the crash came, but I was not underneath,”—Js’ew York/Press. German Does in Seventeen Days What Explorer Did in Nine Months. Count von Gotzen, the Governor of German E)ast Africa, has madei a jour ney to Victoria Nyanza and around the great lake, which in distance cov ered and the circumnavigation o* the lake much resembles Stanley’s jour ney in 1875. But the two journeys are In other respects wonderfully differ ent. It took Stanley nine months and six days from the time he left the Indian Ocean to reach the lake cir cumnavigate it, and to reach the lake, cumnavigate it and attain the chief town of the King of UJganda, on the norrh shore. The time required by Count von Gotzen, however, to reach the lake, entirely circumnavigate it and arrive in Uganda within a few miles of the point where Stanley en tered it, was seventeen days, six of which were spent at three German stations on the shores. He was back in Mombass on the Indian Ocean, just three weeks after he ha<j left Zanzibar for his inland journey. Stanley made the journey through the jungles, scores of porters carry ing his baggage on their heads, and 6 or 7 miles a day was good work. Sometimes he was delayed for weeks while parleying with chiefs for per mission to cro:-s their territory. Von Gotzen on the contrary, made his com fortable journey In a well appointed train and was rnly two days in reach ing the lake. The actual time of trav el, in fact, was only twenty-four hours, for trains on the Uganda rail road do not yet travel in the night time. Stanley made his way around the shores of the lake in small boats row ed by his black men. Several times the lives of the whole party were im perilled by storms that came near swamping the boats. But the German Governor stepped from the train at Port Florence to the deck of a fine and swift little steamer that carried him clear around the lake. He des cribes tthc steam voyage as one of his pleasantest experiences in Afri ca. Now and then Stanley was attacked by islanders in the lake who '-iad never heard of white men before and were bent on the destruction of the explorer’s party. Many persons still remember the hue and cry that was raised in England when the news came of Stanley’s fight with the na tives of one of the inlands. The fact Is, not a man of his party would have escaped if he had not used his guns. The German Governor, the other hand, was received at the three Ger man stations which he visited and at the capital of British Uganda with cannon salutes, speeches, banquets and fireworks. Those were festival day at Srhirati, Muansa, Bukola and Entebbe, for it was the first time that a Governor of Germaan East Africa had visited the 700 miles of German coast line around the southern half of the lake. Thirty years have wrought this wonderful transformation and it is only forty-five years since Speke, the discoverer of Victoria’s Nyanza, grop ing his way through unknown coun tries and unfriendly tribes, was one year and four and a half months in reaching the lake from the lea. MINIATURE FURNITURE. Not Toys, 'Sut~~Drnam&ntS-~For- The Drawing Room and High in Cost. f "Toys for grownups.” That’s the way one woman put It as she peered down Into a brightly lighty showcase at a set of miniature furniture in French gilt—sofa, table and two chairs. The oval top of the table and the seats of sofa and chairs were en amelled in white relieved with flow er decoration of the dainty Empire style. “The price? I declare! This is a season for luxury, when one is ex pected to give so much for trinkets! But they are charming little orna ments, and have a set of them I will. “Miniature furniture for ornaments is decidedly the rage this' fall,” ex plained the salesman. “These are the most elaborate ones we have, but they come also in old Dutch sil ver and filagree silver. Here is the old Dutch. He showed a tray laden with an assortment of artistic looking little objects that caused the customer to utter delightful exclamations. A Seian chair of daintiest outline and ornamentation first engaged th*} attention. It was not more than an inch and a quarter in height. A lit tle bathing house on wheels that went round next called for examina tion. A watering pot perhaps three- quarters of an inch high, and a pitch er of the same dimensions next at tracted notice, which was quickly dis tracted by a slipper that must havo been dropped on the tray by a tiny fairy Cinderella. A cart driven by a sprightly Cu pid lashing an inch of goat made a spirited ornament. Another design showed a dovecote covered with tiny birds, whoso little heads were turned down to look at a Cupid holding high a litter for one of them to carry. The filagree silver devices compris ed chairs, sofas, dressing tables, beds, goblets pitchers, as beautifully de signed a coach a-s one ’could dream of and an exceedingly taking automo 1 bile. “Before you go I’d like to show you | some other French gilt ornaments,” , continue! the salesman. “These are I just as new as the furniture trink ets,” He drew from his showcase several jewel boxes in gilt set with a minia ture or with several miniatures on the cover. “They are in the Louis XVI. style you see. This is such a season for jewelry that it Is natural that some thing new in jewel cases should ap pear in tihe market.”—New \ork §un. “HOT-AIR" COFFIN FACTORIES Lead Many Unwary Investors into Quicksands of Financial Ruin. In these days of frenzied finance, and the limelight of investigation on Insurance corporations, the ordinary public is amazed over the disclosure of how millions are carelessly handled by the heads of large Institutions, sup posed to be safe and conservative. One fact revealed by these disclos ures, is that the men connected with such institutions, have gotten beyond the days of small capital, and deal with such which rival Uncle Sam's treasury, through which, if successfuL they will realize large profits. How sadly in comparison do the "in vestors” In many manufacturing en terprises eppear, when judged from the standpoint of “knowing what you do,” and nowhere is this more patent than with the investor that is con stantly sinking funds In the many mushroom coffin factories that Appear, and then after a spasm “disappear,' either through a “shut down” or through the sheriff. Did the loss but extend only to these “investors” it would be but the usual re sult, of not “looking before you leap ed,” but what of the creditors, and frequently the amounts advanced by “localities” paid to stimulate the new town industries, and often the wages due to workmen. The prevailing opinion in the public mind that the manufacturing of un dertakers’ goods returns tremendous profits, is no doubt stimulated by ex perience had with the undertaker, but in the manufacturing of funeral sup plies, the question becomes quite a different proposition, for supply and demand, pure and simple, regulates the price, as it does in all other busi ness, with the exception that “the demands cannot be stimulated, by either style, product, or price, “Fa ther Time,” alone controls. Here is where the over zealous cap italist or community allow promoters, or patriotism to Impose upon their credulity, in accepting statements which will not bear the “light of in vestigation,” but through ignorance of conditions, subscribe and put up their cash, only to get wise after it is too late. Statistics show that there are one hundred and ninety-five casket man ufacturing and jobbing plants In the United,States, of which 163 are man- facturers of varying capacities, while 19 manufacture approximately 375,000 coffns and caskets annually, 30 manu facture 360,000, 114 manufacture 612,- 000, or a total of 1,347,000 coffins and caskets, manufactured annually In the United States, all of which must be consumed through the ordinary de mand of mortality, but what is the demand? In the mortality abstract of the twelfth census, table number 94, we find that the total deaths from all causes in the registration area of the United States was 512,669 for twelve months, but this registration area was only 38 per cent of the con tinental territory of the United States. In part I. of the final report cn vital statistics, page VII. the final computation shows a death rate in the United States of 16.3 per 1,000-, and while this is considered excessive: but assuming it to be correct, it will —approximately —-l^&oon deaths per year in this country includ ing paupers. Now what of the 109,000 coffins and caskets produced annually in excess of the demand which the public can not be induced to purchase by the use of any of the ordinary mediums used to stimulate trade as practiced in other lines of business? Unques tionably it is a case of over-supply, which can not be ‘disposed of, and the surplus is more than double the quantity stated, for there is no pro vision in the estimate for pauper cof fins, which are not made in the regular coffin factories, whereas the number of deaths Include paupers, and thus Ihe fate of nine out of every ten new coffin plants is clearly written, even before the stock is subscribed, to say notnlug of the failure of the old ones. It sometimes happens that a new plant of this kind, after a hard strug gle, succeeds In surviving some of the older ones, but the same amount of capital and energy invested in some other line of business would not run such great risk of failure, while prof its in the event of success have prov en to be less than any other class of business. The records show that the average per cent of profit in the casket man ufacturing business by houses which have been in business for a number of years, and equipped with the best facilities for turning out their work at the smallest per cent, runs from 5 to 8 per cent, while several, if not the majority of them can do no bet ter than break even, and in a number of instances close down, or are clos ed out in a few years. The government statistics of 1900 shows that in that year $13,585,162.00 of capital was invested in the casket manufacturing business, and the value of the product was $13,952,308.00 at a cost of $10,022,829.00 for material and wages, or a gain of only 28 per cent over the amount expended. Now deduct from this the 20 to 25 per cent necessary for the cost of selling, in cidental and sundry expenses and it can be readily seen that the profits will be small if any. Since these figures were tabulated raw material and labor have both ad vanced considerably with no advance in the finished product, which makes the small margin between the cost of production and the amount realized for the finished goods likely to disap pear altogether. II SCIENCE NOTES. Training in Obedience. A fault of many cf our young men and growing boys is their disregaid for authority, whether parental or civ il, and, accompanying this a seeming lack of respect toward their elders. Anything that will tend to remedy these characteristics without lessen ing a proper independence and in dividuality is a wholesome and use ful influence. The essential of al! things military is prompt and unques tioning obedience and when this obed ience is required of students it cannot fail to inspire in them a certain de gree of respect for authority and re gard for discipline; results beneficial both to the Individual and to the state. Such results are, in par, the object cf the military training.—St. Nicho las. The clock in Exeter Cathedra), England 700 years old. A Teetotaler. A woman who not long ago was In troduced to the venerable Susan B. Anthony, asked Miss Anthony if she was not a believer in total abstinence. “Well,” said Miss Anthony, with a pleasant smile, “I am a worker for the cause of temperance; but I am no bigot. Your question reminds me of a story that I once heard about Robert Bonner the publisher. “It appears that when some cne asked him if he was a teetotaler, he replied: ‘I should not call myself one. I had a glass of sherry when I caiao to New York in 1844.’ ”—The Sunday Magazine. Herbert Spencer, Charles Darwin, Thomas H. Huxley and Louis Pasteur at various times ia their lives thought that they had discovered the seepet of life- ( The best results yet attained in the “arious attempts that have been made ; to produce a wearable cloth from pa per are said to be those produced by ■ a patented process employed in Sax- | lony. OD LI ( One century has elapsed since Theodore de Saussure published his remarkable investigations relating to the nutrition of plants and to the in fluences upon plants of certain well- known physical forces. Hypnotism as a cure for rheumatism has been brought to the attention of the University of Chicago medical professors by the discoveries and demonstrations of Otto W. Greenberg, a young medical student. He claims to'be able to cure the most chronic case by hypnotic power. Some of the peculiar appearances of lightning flashes have been made the subject’ of a communication to the French Academy of Sciences. Ob servers frequently notice that a light ning flash has a flickering appear ance. This is ascribed to several suc cessive flashes following the same route at very brief intervals. A French scientist thinks the fu ture man will be noseless and legless. The nose has already lost the keen scent by which the early man was warned of danger and by which he tracked his prey, and in time the or gan must cease to be useful, when it will disappear. He foresees an in creasing dependence on artificial means of locomotion, and a conse quent shrinkage and loss of the legs. At the Eutaw entrance to Druid Hill park stands one of the most re markable sun dials in the world. The time in many parts of the world is shown whenever the sun is shining. It is easily possible almost at first glance to read the time within two or three minutes, while closer ac quaintance with the dial enables the correct time to be read to the minute. The base is of carved stone. The dial is also of stone covered v/ith bronze. The instrument was presented to the park by Mr. Peter Hamilton, who de signed and made it entirely of stone —Baltimore Sun. WELSH COAL. Great Demand for It in Home and Foreign Markets. According to the London Times, Welsh steam coal is in great demand beth at home and abroad. The Times s*ys: Welsh coal is used principally for Eflval and manufacturing purposes. Its superior calorific power, combined with its weathering capabilities, have given it a peculiar advantage over oth er coals for the use of mercantile steamships, and it is mainly in virtue of this advantage that the steam coal of South Wales has now for about twenty-five years occupied its unique position at the various coaling depots along the trade routes of the world. Last year the quantity of coal ex ported from Cardiff was 14,920,610 tons, and from all the South Wales ports over 21,000,000 tons, or just half the total coal export trade of the whole country. In France and Italy the rail ways as well as the steamship lines are large consumers, but the following figures ^vill give an idea of the extent to which Cardiff coaT~j.s shipped to ti e depots -where mercantile steam ships and warships call in order to re- fiU-4beir bunkers. The nearest and by far the greatest market is in the Mediterranean, and the following were the exports from Cardiff in 1904 to some of the ports on the French, Italian and Egyptian coasts: Alexandria, 503,000 tons, Bor deaux, 285,000 tons; Constantinople, 136,000 tons; Genoa, 910,000 tons; Gib raltar, 189,826 tons; Marseilles, 331,157 tons; Malta, 342,106 tons; and Port Said, 1,114,086 tons. To Madeira and the Canary Islands the exports amount ed to over 600,000 tons; to Aden, 167,- 000 tons; to Cape Town, 317,000 tons; to Colombo, 280,000 tons; to the Phil ippines, 57,000 tons; to Hongkong, 582,596 tons; to Singapore, 113,000 tons; to Shanghai, 141,000 tons; and over 1,200,000 tons went to Uruguay and the Argentine Republic. Other depots might have been men tioned, but these figures, though in a few cases of an exceptional character, suffice to show how largely supplied is the world’s mercantile marine with the “black diamonds” of the South Wales coal field, and incidentally to explain how it is that Cardiff clears more tonnage for foreign trade than any other port in the world. The question of how long Wales will be able to continue in her present po sition as the main source of the world’s supply of this peculiarly valuable kind of coal is agitating the minds of Welsh colliers. India, Japan, Australia, the United States, and other countries are not only securing sufficient coal for their own fires at home, but are be ginning to export to places hitherto en tirely or almost entirely supplied by Wales. Had Never Seen an Electric Fan. A man who lived ’way back where people are asked to go and sit down was in town last week for the first | time in his natural life, and he cer tainly saw some sights that were j strange; but lie kept his astonishment to himself. Happening in a drug 1 store, the first thing that caught his attention was an electric fan buzzing on the counter. He regarded it with deep interest, then said to the clerk: j “That’s a pretty slick squirrel you’ve got doing stunts in that cage. What’ll you take for him?”—Lippincott’s Magazine. About the Limit. “Do you keep postage stamps?” “Yes’m,” said the polite druggist. ' “How many?” J “Five, please.” The transaction was concluded, but the woman lingered. “Is there anything else, ma’am?” in quired the vender of medicines. “My trading stamps. Don’t you ad vertise trading stamps with every pur chase?” ] And the druggist was so rattled that he passed over a couple. • J Film-Negative Portal Cards. Perhaps the latest development of j the souvenir postal card fad—though 1 it is always hard to say, at any given time, just what is the latest—is the sending of a film photographic nega tive from which the receiver may print the picture himself on sensitiz- ' ed paper. Of course the recipient i must be up in photography or the ne gative cannot be used.—Philadelphia | Record. Good Luck Knocking at Your Oven Door You’re bound to have good luck on baking day if you use Good Luck Baking Powder. There is always just so much ‘Viz” to a spoonful, because it never varies in strength. You know that’s what makes reliable baking. A good cook who once tries Good Luck will never go back to the uncertain kinds. IN CUTTING OUT COUPON FOLLOW THI* UNS J^Ud^rboTGOODUJCJ^^INGPOW^R^j fcU^U^m^A^AN^sJwt IT. THEY ARE I OOOO TOR VALUABLE ARTICLES. SEE LIST IN I | EACH CAN. Addrets: The Department Store or I THE SOUTHERN MX nS CO. Drawer 851 Richmond Va U.S A. f aking Powder also makes a big difference in the family pooketbook the day the grocer’s bill is paid. OnlyTO cents for a pound can—we couldn’t improve the purity and quality of Good Luck if we charged three times as much. Don’t ovorloolc the beautiful premiums we give with Good Luck Baking Powder. This Is our method of sharing with you the saving we make by shipping in carload lota to grocers. Cutout coupon from hack of each can. The little girt book inside of can illus trates and describes the articles you may obtain. THE SOUTHERN MFG. CO., 1, Va. STILL HAD A LITTLE PRIDE. “What is this man charged with?” asked the police justice. “Stealing a dog, your honor,” said the officer. “Well, sir, what have you got to say for yourself?” “Your honor,’ answered the prison er, drawing a grimy coat sleeve across his nose, “if you’ll make it embezzle ment I’ll plead guilty. I may he » thief, but I’ve got feelln’s.”—Chicago Tribune. AN AWFUL SKIN HUMOR Covereil Head, Neck and Stir alders—Suf fered Agony JTor Twenty-Vivo Years UnlU Cared by Calicurn. ‘Tor twenty-five years I suffered agony from a terrible humor, completely covering my head, neck and shoulders, discharging matter of such offensiveness to sight and smell that I became an object of dread. 1 consulted the most able doctors far and near, to no avail. Then I got Cuticura, and in a surprisingly short time 1 was com pletely cured. I advise all those suffering from skin humors to get Cuticura and end their misery at once. S. P. 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YeU uaa e&nily do this, ns well as Increase the number of j3olls(and their size) on your plants Inr plentifully using Virginia-Caro- lina Ferffiizers. This method will tremendously “Increase your yields per acre.” Don’t be footed into buy ing a substitute. Vlrginla-Carolina CbsaitcaJ Ca. Richmond, Va, Norfolk, Va. Durham, N. C. Charleston, 8.0. Baltimore, Md. Atlanta, Ga. Savannah, Ga. > Montgomery. Ala, / Memphis. Tenn. Shreveport. La. CURLS *HlkE All USE FAILS. t Cough Syrup. Tastes Good, use In time. Bold by druggists. skKtUL $3 an ACRE i kuit-Lahd ColoEt, Swann SU, Moors Co.. N. C. (At51-’05)