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LIEUTENANT BOWMAN
A QOLD-PILLBD SANDWICH.
IN FORTY-EIGHT HOURS
PE-RUMEO HU.
Cold Affected Head and Throat
—Attack Was Severe.
Cl)a*. W. Bowman, 1st Lieut, and Adjt.
4th M. M. Cav. Vols., writes from
Lanham, Md., as follows:
“Though somewhat averse to patent med
icines, and still more averse to becoming
a professional affidavit man, it seems only
a plain duty in the present instance to add
my experience to the columns already
written concerning the curative powers of
Peruna.
<# J have born particularly benefited
by It* urn fnr cnlrtu in Hie head and
throat. ! have been able to fully cure
niyoelf of a in out Hrvrrc attach in
forty-eluhi hours by ilHuscarenrdinp
to direettonn. 1 nne it oh a preventive
whenever threatened icfthan attach*
“Members of my family also use it for
like ailments. We are recommending it
to onr friends.”—C. W. Bowman.
Pe-ru-aa Contains No Narcotico.
One reason why Peruna has found per
manent use in so manv homes is that it
eontains no narcotic of any kind. It can
be used any length of time without acquir
ing a drug habit.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of 'i he
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio, for
free medical advice. All correspondence
held strictly confidential.
_More mean remarks about woman
by women. Lady’s Pictorial now
calls her "unpunctual,” and applies
the allegation to all the sex from
cooks to girls In counting rooms.
Mr». Craicle called her unfair the oth
er day. Secretary of the Woman’s
Trade Union League accused her of
lock of thrift. Mrs. Chapman Cntt,
Mrs. Perkins GIVman and others con
tributed their quota of things. If
the analysis of the sex by the sex
proceeds much further question why
men don’t marry may become too
obvious to require -•’-swer
(At20-’05)
A Romance Unearthed at the Trea*
ury Redemption Bureau.
“Please send me two $20 gold pieces
or their equivalent for the inclosed
pieces of old gold,” was a communi
cation received at the treasury de
partment a few days after Christmas.
Uncle Sam Is not in the “old gold”
purchasing business, but the two
pieces of discarded metal and the
letter accompanying them were re
ferred to the redemption division.
The two pieces of gold had played
a part in the story of a broken en
gagement, an angry yonng woman
and a crestfallen young man. Christ
mas day was approaching. He could
not think of a suitable present at
first. Then he had an Inspiration.
He would get away from the conven
tional Christmas present and give his
lady-love a more substantial remin
der of the day. But to do so he must
discover a unique way of having her
accept his present. He thought hard.
Suddenly he had the solution. He
would place a §20 gold piece between
two slices of bread and two of suoh
sandwiches would allow the young
lady to buy a most acceptable Christ*
mas present.
He obtained the bread at a restau
rant, placed a $20 gold piece between
the slices of each of two sandwiches,
addressed the package, and dropped it
into a small box. Then he went home
to await the evening hour, when he
would call on the young lady and
receive her thanks.
He called that night. He was ush
ered into the parlor. Presently a
young woman entered, but she was
not the happy, blushing girl for
whom he was looking. The expres
sion on her face denofbd that a storm
was brewing. He broke IBe ice with
a request that she explain the sudden
drop in temperature.
“Sandwiches are not to my liking,’’
she exclaimed, “and ff you desire the
remains of those you sent, please
look in the fire grate.”
The young man did not wait for
the second invitation. He raked the
ashes carefully and eventually dis
covered two lumps of gold. Then he
explained to the young woman. There
were a few tears, a few fervent words
on the part of the unforgiving young
man and the meeting was over. The
next day he wrote to the treasury
department for the redemption of the
money. After some correspondence
he made an affidavit that the two gold
pieces were placed between the slices
of bread; that a mistake had been
made, and the money destroyed. This
was accepted by the officials and
two $20 gold pieces were issued. In
cidentally, the romantic side of the
story came out.—Washington Post
HER BONNET.
Her bonnet’s just the sweetest thing.
It flouts the world as she goes by.
It’s tied down by the sweetest string,
I'd love to be that string, but my!
The bonnet might not be the thing
So sweet if I am
So sweet if I should be the string.
Her bonnet’s just the sweetest thing.
It tips a bit above her eye.
The birds, the birds begin to sing,
They want to sing as she goes br,
They think it’s daybreak, and, on my!
It’s just because she’s passing by.
—From “Echoes From the Glen."
Her bonnet’s Just the swAest ’..itng.
It roofs in iust the sweaest hair,
And eyes ana mouth—the*birds will sing.
They think it’s spring when she is there.
It's just because she’s passing bv,
I want that bonnet, but, oh my!
White rose of roses, why he shy
About the sweetest bonnet string?
The lads, the lads will sigh and sigh,
For God’s white rose that makes it spring
And daybreak for the birdi, and I—
Just want that bonnet, b^t, oh my!
Copyright, 1904, by William Page Carter.
i Manuk Del Monte. R thomas D
ness and skill, and woujl lead me for
;ht of
E
ARLY one morning, just be
fore dawn, three of us were
riding wearily down the
slope of one of the great
grassy hills—some people
mountains—which lie be-
provinces of Isabela and
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Packer Institute, Brooklyn, recently
said in a public address that the best
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preached to him by an old colored
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ernor Bull, of South Carolina.
Doctor Backus v-as a visitor to
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ttie city with the Confederate soldier
who fired the first shot at Fort
Sumter he met this aged negro. The
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getting on.
“Massa,” said the old man, cheer
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When visiting one of the primary
schools some years ago, the day be
fore Memorial Day, or Decoration
Day, as it was then more generally
called, I, as usual, as a member of
the School Board, addressed the pu
pils. When closing I said:
“Well, children, you have a holiday
to-morrow. What day Ls it?”
“Decoration Day!” from all in uni
son.
“What do you do on Decoration
Day?”
“Decorate the soldiers’ graves,”
said all together again.
“Why do you decorate their graves
any more than others?”
This was a sticker, but finally one
little fellow held up his hand.
“Well, sir, why is it?”
“Because they are dead and we
ain’t.”—Boston Herald.
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call them
tween the
Nueva Vizcaya.
We had been traveling all night by
moonlight, and now ns tbe east was
growing rosy we were winding down
to a little wood in tbe valley, where we
hoped to find a mountain stream to
give us water for our breakfast, and a
thing of far more importance, grazing
for the horses, for it was the dry sea
son, and the grass on the hills was
parched and dead. The breakfast
swung with mocking lightness behind
Justin’s saddle, merely a handful of
cold rice rolled in the butt of a banana
leaf. It was also tiffin and dinner, for
we were traveling light and fast, and
carried not even chocolate, nothing but
tbe rice
I was watching the gyrations of the
breakfast moodily, for I was sleepy
and hungry and sore, when suddenly
from the wood below us tbe crow of a
cock rang out, shrill and triumphant.
I was surprised, for few people live
along a trail used mostly by bandits
and head hunters.
Suddenly from the slope of a farther
hill the call rang out again, and then
the whole wood echoed with the sounds
of the farmyard.
“What town is this?” I asked tbe
boys, although we were at least a
day’s journey from any settlement
which I knew.
“It is no town, seuor,” said Justin.
“It is the mauuk del monte—the wild
chicken—which you bear.
After saddles wereoff and the horses’
backs were washed, the animals rolled
and grazed luxuriously by the swift,
clear stream, and Tranquid, prince of
servants, dexterously unrolled tbe
breakfast.
He laid stones on tbe corners of tbe
leaf, and patted the snowy mass of
rice out smoothly, and filled a bamboo
drinking cup from the brook, while I
pretended not to see. At meal times
Tranquid has a solemn and important
air worthy of the most autocratic of
London butlers, and I am a babe in his
bands.
“Breakfast is served, senor,” said
Tranquid, gravely.
“I come,” I replied, with equal grav
ity, and rolled over twice and came up
on my knees, Japanese fashion, beside
my lowly table.
Just as I was going to plunge my
fingers into the rice a cock crowed loud
and clear among the trees close at
hand. A great ferocity of meat hunger
swept over me. >
“Give me the boom-boom, Justin!” 1
commanded. “We will have manuk
del monte for breakfast.”
The cock crowed often while I stole
-rtmntgir Tire~uwtrcrgiuwiu, as *o^^^s
the ferns and bristly creepers wovvlet
me.
As I drew near the crowing ceased,
and I was peering about the brush
and shrub for a sight of the cock when
—whir! From the lower branches of a
tree, fifty feet above my head, a splen
did bird shot out with a boom like a
partridge and sailed away between tbe
trunks, a dazzling vision of white and
green and gold.
' I was too startled to shoot, for I bad
never before seen chickens that roosted
like eagles and flew like pheasants and
were as brilliant as humming birds.
In a moment I bard his strong wings
beating on the other side of the valley,
and I went back and ate my rice
quietly.
That incident began my acquaintance
with the wild chickens, and they soon
grew to be a very dear part of tbe for
est life, bringing me an odd mixture of
pleasant memory and homesickness as
I listened to them.
We heard them always when we
made and left our one-night homes
along the trail. The cocks proved to
be just as exacting husbands as their
domesticated cousins, crowing their
families home and abroad with fussy
punctuality.
If a gay young cockerel or a giddy pul
let lingered too long afield, the lord of
the Hock grew noisy with anxiety ns
the sunset faded. With the dawn he
woke, brisk and important, and woe
betide the sleepyhead of the family.
There was no “Rouse up, sweet slug
abed” for him, but an ear splitting call,
and we often chuckled at thought of
the sheepish haste of the laggard when
that sound penetrated to his sleepy
brain.
A tropical forest Is a thing of awe
and mystery, with Its eternal dim twh
light and tangled creepers and innum
erable dark vistas which hide inhabit
ants one seldom hears and never sees.
Most of the creatures seem to feel the
silent immensity and vagueness as a
man does and seek safety in uuobtrus-
iveness.
These brave, cheery birds alone were
unaffected by it, and they crowed and
cackled and clucked about their busi
ness of living as carelessly as if there
were no such thing ad fear in the
world.
Yet with all their independence they
showed a baffling shyness, and many
weeks went by before I caught more
than a distant glimpse of one.
Tranquid hunted them with painful
devotion. But he was a child of the
cities, lost in the mountains ns a puppy
would have been. When a cock crowed
near a camping place his face would
brighten hopefully, and be would go
creeping with the noiselessness of a
young elephant. Back and forth he
crushed in the brush, pulling branches
aside with excessive caution and peep
ing behind them.
At last the bird would flush from a
tree and shoot away in a blur of col
ored light. Then Tranquid would
straighten up with a nervous jerk, and
cry triumphant.
“There, senor, I have found him!
There he goes. Look! Ixtok!” pointing
up to the tree where he had been.
On these occasions Justin always lay
on the grass and laughed.
Justin was a woodland philosopher,
and has discovered that town-bred folk
and wild chickens had been sent into
the world for his amusement. He
never deigned to take any further part
in the pursuit.
When it came to stalking a deer or
running down a pig he was all eager-
hours without a though! of rest, but
chickens were beneath hto. Occasion
ally, however, as we rode along, a crow
Then
re us.
pnt.
'shout, point-
[ have found
ig my desire
would caw somewhere ab
Justin was full of exciter
“Look, senor!” he wouk
ing up to the empty sky.
him. There! There!”
In spite of Justin’s jest
to see a wild cock face to face only in
creased with repeated failtire.
I never tried to shoot one after that
first experience. I would as soon have
thought of shooting at a ujonkey. But
I wanted to have one for} my own, to
look at, and draw pictures of and show
to my poor friends who lived down in
the plains through the hot season and
complained of prickly hdat. I even
dreamed of presenting one to my
friend, the captain, and letting him
create a new and lusty race of fowls, a
breed which would meeAhe hawk in
his own element and laugh at woven
wire fences. i
At last, up in a little fountain vil
lage, my opportunity came. Tranquid
announced, with the respedtful elation
he sometimes permitted h|mself, that
a man had a wild rooster. I Would the
senor like to come to see-itL»_
The senor was wilRfig, fo wewT'nt
down the narrow grass-gi’own street
together, stepping carefully over the
babies and pigs that were,basking in
the sun. j
In the yard of a little' tubledowm
shack we found a rusty Birown bird
tied to a post by a bit of twine about
his leg. The old man, his owner, scat
tered a few kernels of coni, and the
poor dingy thing pecked at 1 them in a
half hearted way. A hen fcame bust
ling up and he pecked peevi *hly at her
once or twice, and then he pped back
to his post and stood there, dull and
round shouldered, like a sulk V’’boy wTio
had decided that the corn *as not of
much importance, anyway|
put his hands in his pockets,
I was slow to believe tha
be a brother of the swift,
which had boomed out of a
and had
Ithis could
(right bird
?etop that
first morning, but I presently discov-
slender
Jlie sbai’p,
of geuera-
the dust
frs there
and gold
Iwere duo
tranquid,
tor a long
Is he will
^or, if he
and one
The old
>nt, most
kry day
a senor
Lcatching
ered that it w’as. The lor
body, the powerful wings,
heavy bill, were the produ
tions of wild life. And u:
and rustiness of the fe|
were still traces of the g!
of the forest. The chan
only to a changed mode o
“The man says,” explair
“that he has had this rooi
time, and It is dirty. Hcj
catch a clean one for th
pleases.”
Of course the senor pie
bright morning we set o
man, our guide, marched 1
importantly, for it is noi
that one has a chance to s
what n clever man one is,
W’lld Chickens, and the ff
that his grandchildren would ftell their
children about this expedition
Under his arm he carried a Ired fight
Ing cock. It struck me as a wit odd to
carry such an animal on aj hunting
trip, One feels no surprise inj the Phil
ippines in meeting people W’itii roosters
under their arms; it is quite the usual
thing. Tranquid followed tin i old man,
respectfully hopeful. Then :ame Jus
tin, smiling, and I brought u > the rear.
a mile or so from the v illage the
wall of the forest rose, dav it and im
penetrable. But at one point a stream
came down from the hills, and there
the field extended Into the v oods for a
little w’ay, making a sort of room, cool
and shadowy, and carpeted ivith short,
thick turf.
Here the old man halted md waited
till we all stood about him Then ho
drew r from the pocket of k is blouse a
bundle of twine, wound hi four point
ed sticks. Justin storpsjd smiling.
Anything in the nature < f p trap, any
thing which matched ipian’s wTts
against the instinct of Ibfl wild creat
ures, interested Justin. ■
The old man chose i. w>ot of level
ground and set to work. Me drove one
of the little stakes into the ground, un
coiled the twine, drove another, and so
on, until he had marked out a square,
about a yard on a side. Qn three sides
the tw’ine was carried ojii the stakes
a few’ inches above tbe ground, and
from this fence, every hand’s breadth
or so, hung a little noose pf filter:—^—
The fourth side of the square was a
wall of brush, and at theicentre of this
the old man now drove /a fifth stake,
and tied his fighting copk to it by a
very short tether. Then he opened all
the little nooses and spread them care
fully on the ground within the square.
Justin inspected his work.
“It is very good,” he announced at
last. “One would not believe that this
old man could be so wise. The wild
rooster hears this one. He wishes to
fight. All roosters w’ish to fight al
ways. He comes from the wood, danc
ing, so! This one crows and fluffs out
his feathers, so! The wild rooster
comes to the little fence and they look
at each other, so!” Said Justin, using
Tranquid for illustration. “He cannot
pass under the little fence; it is too
low’. He cannot step *ver it; it is too
high. He hops, so! ^is foot falls in
the noose, and—so!” said Justin, danc
ing on one foot and cackling shrilly.
“Abaa. It is very goal. The old man
is much wiser than one would think
to look at him.”
The old man listened to this mono
logue with disgust. (
“Now we shall go and be very quiet.
Tbe manuk del monM does not like
noisy ones,” be said, gmneing at Justin.
So we went and sat down where
some bushes screened us and yet left
us a view of the trap. After half an
hour Justin curled up and went to
sleep. The breeze yas cool and the
grass was soft, and spon I followed his
example.
I was awakened by a bell-like call
from the forest. TJte captive rooster
was dancing at his stake. Presently he
flapped his wings a$d stood on tiptoe
and answered scornfully. They chal
lenged back and forrh till at last, with
a boom of wings, the wild cock, the
very one I had been dreaming of,
dropped on the grass.
As he catgbt sight of tbe traitor he
spread all his splendid plumage and
crowed again. And the reel bird an
swered bravely. After all, it Was not
his fault that he was a traitor.
The wild bird ren forward with a
swift, steady gait very unlike the awk
ward strides of his tame cousins, and
lowered his head and spread his ruff.
Then he stood up straight and
scratched sticks and grass into the air
with a sturdy leg and crowed. The
traitor kicked furiously at his tether,
but It held, and the wild cock advanced
to the fence.
For a moment the two looked at each
other with lowered heads, and then I
they sprang. The traitor, of course, j
collapsed in an ignominious heap. As
the wild cock landed Inside the fence,
his foot barely touched the ground.
But the touch was enongh. One of the
little nooses tightened about his legs,
and as he sprang again he, too, came
down with a Jerk.
The birds were rising to face each
other when we ran forward, and he
turned toward us at the noise. I ex
pected to see him struggle madly to
escape. But the brave little fellow
faced us, and flapped his wings and
stretched his neck, challenging us fear
lessly. In a moment the old man had
tossed a handkerchief over his head
and loosened the noose, and I held him
between my hands.
I could feel the lithe muscles taut as
Steel wires beneath my fingers, and the
heart beating furiously, but he made no
sound and did not struggle. I looked
at the lustrous markings of his back
and wings, and thp long, drooping tail-
feathers, and then all at once came a
picture of the draggled, spiritless cap
tive back in the old man’s yard. I
plucked away tbe handkerchief and
tossed him Into the air.
His wings beat very loud in the still
ness, and we all started. Then I looked
round sheepishly. Tranquid was star- (
ing up stupidly, with his mouth in a
big, round O. Justin was laughing, but
suddenly he pointed excitedly to Tran-
quid’s mouth and shouted:
“Look, senor! I have found him.
There be goes. Look! Look!” And it
would be bard to say whether the old
man gazed at Justin or me with the
deeper disgust.—Youth’s Companion.
^^-IfBMANCE OF A HYMN. __
How the Famous “Abide With Me” Came
to Re Written.
Henry Francis Lyte, author of that
matchless composition, “Abide With
Me,” for twenty years was a sufferer
from consumption. During this time
he was the minister over a parish
composed largely of fisher-folk in a
coast town of England. He labored
faithfully among his people, yet he
always longed to do something that
would have an influence for the good
of humanity after his death—a longing
which found expression In a beautiful
poem. The story of how this desire
came to be fulfilled through writing
“Abide With Me” is related in the De- 1
lineator, in a very interesting paper by
Allan Sutherland, giving the history
and romance of the famous hymn.
“In the autumn of 1847 his physi
cians Informed Mr. Lyte that it would
be necessary for him to reiinquisli his
work and spend the winter in Italy.
When the last Sabbath of his stay in
England (September 5, 1847,) arrived,
he determined to preach once more
to his little flock and to celebrate with
them the Lord’s Supper. In spite of
the protest of friends, he carried out
his intentions, although scarcely able
to stand in the chancel. In words of
melting tenderness he pleaded with his
people to live holy lives, and when he
took his leave of them there was
scarcely a dry eye in the church. The
day had been well-nigh perfect, and in
the late afternoon, recovering some
what from the strain of the service in
the church, he walked slowly and
feebly down the terraced walk to the
u ho loved so well nnrl which he
Physiol** ftwfcrafe liito hfs ktite
room. *h«fe a rffi'fhhfft ’his fcSttehUj
are Waiting)—Who has bY&fc waiting
the longest?
Tailor (who ha« called to present
his bill)—I have, doctor; I delivered
the clothes to you three years ago— i -
Tlasgow Evening Times.
VAIN HOPE.
“Banks, can you remember Just how
much I owe you?”
“Thirteen dollars and twenty-five
cents."
“That’s the exact sum, eh? Thank
you.”
“Well—why did you want to know?*
“I thought perhaps ycu’d forgot
ten it, that’s all.”—Cleveland Leader.
FITSpermanontlyenrM. Nofltsornorvou'?-
ne*«after firs': dsv's use of Dr. Kline’s Great
Nervefiestorer, IztrUlbottle and treatUe free
Dr. P. 3. Klixk, Ltd./JS! Arch Ht., PMlt.. P».
There is distress in the north of Irel.iml
as well as in the southwest
The Little Orphan Home.
Mrs. 8ego, one of the trustees of the New
Orleans Orphan Home, gives Dr. Diggers’
Huckleberry Cordial for tho relief of ail
bowel troubles. She never suffers herself
to be without It.
Sold by all Druggists, 25 and 50c bottle.
The Southern Stntes are producing ball
the lumber cut in America.
A Fmmo House ino Years 0!d.
A frame house can be kept in good order
for a hundred years, if painted with the
Longman & Mirtinez L. & M. Paint, it
wornt need to be painted more than once
in ten to fifteen years because the L. &. M.
'/Anc hardens the L. & M. Wh'te Lead, and
gives it enormous life.
Four gallons Longman & Mavtincz L. &
M. Paint mixed with three gallons linseed
oil will paint a house.
W. B. Barr, Charleston. W. Va., writes:
"Painted Frankenhurg Block with L. &
M.: stands out as though varnished.”
Wears nnd covers like gold.
Sold everywhere and by Longman &
Martinez, New York. Paint Makers for
Fifty Years.
The lighthouse at Corunna, Spain, is (he
oldest now in use.
FREE TO OUR READERS.
Botanic Blood Balm for the Blood.
If you suffer from ulcers, eczema, scrofula,
blood poison, cancer, eating sores, Itching
skin, pimplos, bolls, bone pains, swellings,
rheumatism, catarrh, or any blood or skin
disease, we advise you to take Botanic Blood
Balm (B. B. B). Especially recommended
for old, obstinate, deep-seated cases, cures
where all else fails, heals every sore, makes
the blood pure and rich, gives tho skin the
rich glow of health. Druggists, $1 per
large pottle, 8 bottles $2.60, 6 bottles $5.00,
express prepaid. Sample sent free by writing
Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe
trouble and free medical advice sent In
sealed letter. Medicine sent at once, pre
paid.
Compulsory cleanliness prevails in the
schools of Copenhagen.
MOTHERHOOD
Actual Sterility in Women Is Very Rare—Healthy
Mothers and Children Make Happy Homes.
Many women long for a child to bless
their homes, but because of some de
bility or displacement of the female
organs they are barren.
Preparation for healthy maternity is
accomplished by Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound more successfully
than by any other medicine, because it
? ives tone and strength to the entire
emale organism, curing all displace
ments, ulceration and inflammation.
A woman who is in good physical
condition transmits to her children the
blessings of a good constitution. Is_
not that an incentive to prepare lor a
healthy maternity ?
If expectant mothers would fortify
themselves with Lydia E. Plnkham’s
Vegetable Compound, which for thirty
years has sustained thousands of
women in this condition, there would
be a great decrease in miscarriages, in
suffering, and in disappointments at
birth.
The following letters to Mrs. Pink-
ham demonstrate the power of Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound in
such cases.
Mrs. L. C. Glover, Vice-President of
Milwaukee Business Woman's Associa
tion, of 614 Grove Street, Milwaukee,
Wis., writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkliam:—
“I was married for several years and no
children blessed our home. The doctor said
I bad a complication of female troubles and
I could not have any children unless I could
bo cured. For months I took his medicines,
trying in vain for a euro, hut at last my hus
band became disgusted and suggested that I
Many Women Have Been Benefited by
try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound; this I did, and I improved steadily in
nealtb, and in less than two years a beautiful
child came to bless our home. Now we have
something to llvo for, and all the credit Is
due to Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound.”
Mrs. Mae P. Wharry Secretary of
the North Shore Oratorical Society,
The Norman, Milwaukee, Wis., writes.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:—
“ I wa* married for five years and gave
birth tp-two premature children. Lydia E.
Pinkbam’s Vegetable Compound was recom
mended to me, and r»m so glad I took it, for
it changed me from a~iVeS.k. nervous woman
to a strong, happy and healthy oue within
seven months. Within two years
little girl was born, which is the pride ahtt-
J oy of our household. Every day I blee*
.ydla E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for
the Ught, health and happiness it brought to
our nome.”
If any woman thinks she is sterile,
or has doubts about her ability to carry
a child to a mature birth let her write
to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass., whose
advice is free to all expectant or
would-be mothers. She has helped
thousands of women through this anx
ious period.
Women suffering with irregular or
painful menstruation leucorrhcea, dis
placement ulceration or inflammation
of the womb, that bearing down feel
ing or ovarian trouble, backache, bloat
ing or nervous prostration, should re
member that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound holds the record for
the greatest number of actual cures
of woman's ills, and accept no substi
tute.
Mrs. Pinkham’s Advice and Medicine.
was about to leave forever. The spell
of the hour was upon the minister.
While the bright sunset colors faded
into the sober grays of twilight, he
slowly made his way back to the house
in prayerful silence and went to his
room. When he joined his family a
little later he bore in his hand the
words that were destined to move
thousands. His prayer had been an
swered. His last evening in his old
home had produced that which will
be a blessing so long as the heart turns
to its Maker for help in times of
need.”
The Mall Order House.
In the following brief article from
the North East Breeze on the Mail Or
der House Is food for a whole lot of
thought and reflection:
When the catalogue comes from
your mail order house draw an easy
chair to the table where the light will
shine full on the pages and put on your
glasses, that no bargains may escape
your eye. What a wonderful book it
is to be sure—wonderful in what it
does not contain as well as what it
does. We miss some things we would
be glad to see.
Where is their offer to pay cash or
to exchange goods for your wheat,
oats, corn, beans, butter, eggs and
hay? How much do they pay for cat
tle and sheep f. o. b. your depot? How
much tax will they pay to support
your schools and educate your chil
dren? - -For improving roads and
bridges, for support of the county, for
the expense of running the business of
the township, county and State?
On what page do they offer to con
tribute money to support the church?
What line of credit will they extend to
you when your crops are poor and
money gone; when through illness or
misfortune you are not able-to send
“cash with order” for your groceries, |
clothing, farm tools and crockery?
Where Is their offer to your entertain
ment next Fourth of July?
In short, will they do anything to
provide a market for what you have
to sell, and thereby keep up the value
of your real estate? Will they do any
thing for social, church, school or gov
ernment support, or do they take your
dollars out of the community with no
returns except the goods you buy?
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For this beautiful,
Top Buggy, manu
factured by us here
lu Atlanta, Georgia,
a Southern Buggy
for Southern trade,
has a fine Leather Quarter Top, has Genuine
Leather, Spring Bottom Cushion, and Leather
Back, is Elegantly Painted, and fully Guaranteed.
For this fine Collar and Hame
Sr 1 * harness, sold with every GOLDEN
EAGLE BUGGY, regular retail price $12.50.
Catalog and full description sent on request.
Golden Eagle Buggy Co.
158-160 Edgewood Ave., Atlanta, Qa.
Thoughtful people have been grati
fied by the evident trend of college-
student sentiment toward literature
as complimentary to athletics, says the
San Francisco Argonaut. One has
felt that there might yet come out of
Berkeley or Stanford an Arasmus for
Greek, a Bentley for conjectural criti
cism, or a Macaulay for style and
imagination- -arni—WiwgVA.—It salghA
even be said that the “literary pub
lications,” as they are self-styled, of
the State university have been soon
er or later to fall upon some priceless
gem of style or thought.
ForFarhOr
Fireside
Shoes which meet every demand made upon them for
wear rntrstyle last torigg* w/i Iwik. toUer,
POSSIBLY.
Miss Askerman—Mr. Nuptal, the
widower, has been married twelve
times.
Miss Hopester—Why don’t he mar
ry again?
Miss Askerman—Probably he is sup
erstitious.—Woman’s Home Compam
Ion.
Time Flies.
A small boy who was waiting wlih
his mother In a twelve-story office
building on Chestnut street the other
day, watched with fascination an Indi
cator which showed, by a pointing
hand on a dial, where the mounting
car was. “Mamma,” he said, “now I
know why everybody here hurries so.
Just look how fast that clock goes!”—
Philadelphia Record.
How’* Till*?
Weoftar One Hundred Dollars Reward tor
any case of OatarrU that cannot be cured by
Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Chaney for the last 16 jeaxa.andbellevehim
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Tbuax, wholesale Druggists, To
ledo, O,
Waldino, Kins an & Marvin, Wholesalo
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, ast-
Ingdirectly upon the blood and mucoussur-
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 73o. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists, j
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
Schiller'* Father’s Wish.
Apropos of the Friedrich Schiller
centenary It is Interesting to recall
that wheu the news of the birth of tho
poet reached his father, the latter be
sought God to bestow upon the boy
“those gifts of mind nnd soul to which
he himself, through lack of education,
had never attained.”
“ALWAYS just correct
CLOVER BRAND SHOES
JUST THE KIND YOU WANT
Your dealer will see that you are supplied with these
shoes if you insist. Every dealer ought to give
you the best. See that you get these.
For business or dress ask for “SIR KNIGHT”
Pprlljptmpr-^uiartB (Eo.
LARGEST FINE SHOE EXC L.U SIVI STS
ST. L.OUIS, U. S. A.
CART. GRAHAM’S CURE
Saved by a Pipe.
Bob Chestnut's visit to town on :
Thursday recalls the story of how his
coolness saved his life in an altercation |
with an Irishman in a Western cattle
camp many years ago. The Irishman
was a bully and a bad man. He
started something with Bob. While
the latter always wore a brace of six-
shooters in his belt, he also carried
a sudden emergency Derringer in his
outside coat pocket. The Irishman had i
an eleven-inch Colt's already in his |
hand. Bob thrust his hand in his
pocket for his Derringer, but the !
weapon had slipped down in a hole in
the lining. His hand coming in con
tact with his pipe, he quickly drew it j
out and placed it in his mouth. The ,
Irishman lowered his gun, which he j
had elevated when Bob thrust his hand
in hi.® pocket. Bob reached for his
pocket again, presumably for his to
bacco. Fumbling around, he secured
the Derringer, brought it into play like
a flash of lightning—and they carried
the Irishman away. Bob took a trip to
the British possessions for his health,
although this was hardly necessary, as j
the shooting was a plain case of s«Li-1
4cfen§e.—Coffeyville (Mo.) Journai.
Bora* on Face* an<l Back—Tried Many
Doctor* Without Sucre**—Give*
Thank* to Culicura.
Captain W. S. Graham, 1321 Koff St., !
Wheeling, W. Va., writing under date of
June 14, ’04, says: “I am ?o grateful 1 want !
to thank God that a friend recommended !
Cuticura Soap and Ointment to me. 1 |
suffered for a long time with sores on my |
face and back. Lome doetprs said I had
blood poison, and others that I had bar- j
bers’ itch. None of them did me any good,
but they all took my money. My friends
tell me my skin now looks as clear as a
baby’s, and I tell them all that Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment did it.”
It costs only three francs to cremate a
human being in France.
Truths that Strike Home
Your grocer is honest and—if he cares to do so—can tell
you that he knows very little about the bulk coffee he
sells you. How can he know, where it originally came from,
how it was blended—or With What
—or when roasted? If you buy your
coffee loose by the pound, how can
you expect purity and uniform quality ?
LION COFFEE, tbeLEADER OF
ALL PACKAGE COFFEES, Is of
necessity uniform in quality,
strength and flavor. For OVER A
QUARTER OF A CENTURY, LION COFFEE
has been the standard coffee in
millions of homes.
LION COFFEE la carefully packed
at our factories, and until opened In
yonr home, has no chance ol being adul
terated, or ol coming In contact with dust,
dirt, germs, or unclean hands.
In each package of LION COFFEE you got on6 full
pound of Pure Coffee. Insist upon getting the genuine.
(Lion head on every package.)
(Save lire Lion-head* for valuable premiums.)
SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE
WOOLSON SPICE CO., Toledo, Ohio.
0<ST0
St. Moritz. Switzerland. Ha* the biggest
toboggan slide in the world.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for children
teething,soften the gums, reduces inflamma
tion,allays pain,cures wind colic,25c.abottle.
Two tons of rags ere required to make
one of paper.
I am sure Piso’s Cure for Consumption saved
my life three year* ago.—Mrs. Thomas Rob-
xbts, Maple St., Norwich, N.Y., Feb, 17,1000
Russia in Europe alone has an area of
2,000,000 square miles.
Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford’s
Sanitary Lotion. Never Fails. Sold bv all
druggists, $1. Mail orders promptly filled
by Dr. E. Detchon, Crawforusville, Ind.
London’s new county hall, on the
Thames, will cover 5.6 acres.
WINCHESTER
"NUBLACK” BLACK POWDER SHELLS
The “Nublack” is a grand good shell. It is
good in construction, primed with a quick
and sure primer, and carefully loaded with
the best brands of powder and shot. It is a
favorite among hunters and other users of
black powder shells on account of its
uniform shooting, evenness of pattern
and strength to withstand reloading.
ALL DEALERS SELL THEM
LFMTTf STOCK FARM,
J. CROUCH & SON,
Prop’s.
LARGEST IMPORTERS IN AMERICA OF THE
Great German
Coach=5taIllons
The Best Horse to Croa* on Small Sonthern Mares.
EVKRY Ct>L.T A HIGH-CLASS OKU.
The Coming horse for the South. Our last importation of
10S Stallion* arrived Feb. 20th. All Stallions guaranteed; lib
era! term* made. Catalogue on application. If your country
needs a stallion write u*. J. CROUCH A SON, Nashville, Tensi.