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Dreaming.
U» V**, Heart, and dream oi tender
things,
In tender ways.
Dream back again to all the vanished
springs. 4
The yesterdays,
When Lots wa.ked with us, hiding close his
wings
From lovers’ gaze.
Forget, in dreams, that Ix>v e is lost to sight,
And we alone
Are watching where it paled—that vision
bright,
Once all our own.
Dream on, my Heart; remember not tonight
All thou hast known.
For oh, sad Heart, the dream will soon have
sped;
’Tis fading fast.
The Love we love in dreams will soon be
fled
Back to the Past:
And thou wilt ask with tears, when Hope is
dead,
“Was this the lasl?”
—Grace H. Dunfteld in Independent.
A Water-Color Sketch.
BY S. BOtLEAU.
A prosperous, long-worded, long-
winded, purse-proud, elderly gentleman
was Mr. Theodore W. Shelton. Fate
iiad not only shuffled his cards, but had
also provided him with a handful of
trumps that could not fail to win, were
they ever so badly played. Mr. Shelton,
however, was the possessor of some
skill, backed by common sense, and at
the age of five-and-fifty was prepared to
rise the winner of close upon a million
of dollars. During the McAllister sea
son he resided in a stylish house on
Fifth Ave. facing Central Park, and when
the Four Hundred abandoned Gotham,
he repaired to a lordly dwelling place on
the Tarry town bank of the Hudson, hav
ing for immediate neighbors Jay Gould,
William Benthan, and other magnates in
the whirligig world of Finance.
Jennie, the sole daughcr and heiress
of the house of Shelton, was a tall,
earnest-eyed, golden-haired, slim girl of
sweet seventeen at the hour upon which
this eventful story opens. Arrayed in
white muslin puritanically plain, and
bare-headed, beneath the shade of a gi
gantic crimson tent-umbrella, she is en
gaged in making a sketch in water-color
of “a glimpse of the Hudson,” as paint
ers love to call those fetching little
peeps at the glorious river, and was pro
ceeding with great flourish of brush to
produce a rather spiritless daub, when a
light cough from behind startled her,
causing her to look up.
A tall, good-looking young fellow, in
heap, ill-fitting suit of blue flannel,
a last summer’s straw hat, stood
ing at the dravrtng. a smile half con-
tuous. Tio'f in pity upon his su-
[y Chiselled and firm mouth,
i. Shelton resented this smil*
and a flame of anger leaped up in her
heart.
44 I beg your pardon,” she coldly said;
“do you want to speak to me?’’
“Well, no—thanks”—the young gen
tleman slowly replied, his eyes still scru
tinizing the drawing; “unless,”he add
ed, “you would permit me to suggest
some alterations in that sketch. ”
“Thanks!” she loftily retorted. “I
receive all the suggestions I need
from my drawing-master,” and she
haughtily turned from him to continue
her work.
The young man still lingered, how-
lever, and after a little, exclaimed:
“You are all wrong. Your perspec-
‘tive is—”
‘‘I wish you would go away, sir,”
said Miss Shelton, starting to her feet
and facing him. This spoiled, over-
petted child had never before been
spoken to save in terms of adulation.
‘‘Who are you?” she added, almost
fiercely, her face and neck crimson,
“I am Tom Hale, a clerk in your fath
er’s employment. I have come up from
New York with an important letter and
am waiting for an answer."
“Then go and wait in the servant’s
hall,” and the girl, snatching up her
sketch, strode rapidly across the velvet
sward, disappearing into the house.
‘•What a furious fairy! and how love
ly! I have, as usual, put my foot in it.
Well, what have I lost? Nothing. I
have never been here beforehand never
shall be here again. And yet, hang it!
am sorry to have angered her; but her
drawing is simply vile. Here’s the Ty
coon.”
MiT Shelton whistled to his clerk as
he would to his dog, and, after impart
ing his instructions, departed with a curt
“good day.”
As Hale reached the lodge he heard
the rvstle of female drapery, and almost
ere he could turn around, an exceed
ingly dapper young lady palpitated:
“Please, sir, Miss Shelton begs your
pardon for her rudeness. She told me
to tell you this.”
“Say to her,” taid Tom, “that I was
rude, and ill-bred, and an ass,” casting
his eyes, as he spoke, in the direc
tion of the house in the faint hope of
catching a glimpse of the repentant
heiress. “Also tell Miss Shelton that I
will make a diawing of the same bit of
the river, and send it to her. She can
burn it if she likes, but I'll send it.”
Tom Hale was the son of Matthew-
Hale, the wealthy sugar merchant, whose
partner, Jonas Pbillimore, went secretly
(into the Street, “plunged,” and was
lost," dragging Hale's coin and credit
into the all-devouring maelstrom.
'Matthew Hale became morose, misan
thropic and morbid His friends inces
sant .y, ruthlessly insulted, dropped
him, and he died railing against his
kind.
Tom, who had entered Yale before
the wreck of his father’s fortunes, was
offered, when the cyclone struck the
firm, berths in the counting-houses of
several of his father’s intimates; but the
old rn»n would accept no favor for his
son, and the latter, after aimlessly drift
ing for a couple of years, obtained a po
sition at Theodore Shelton’s—a paltry
fifteen dollars a week situation, with lit
tle or no hope of improved prospects.
Tom. bad no talent for anything except
sketching, and being a lazy fellow, he
never set himself to work to make this
talent- financially beneficial. He had a
soul for color, and would lie on his back
for hours reveling in the glory of a sky,
an ocean, or a landscape. Tom was
honest, outspoken, fearless, and up to
this bright May morning heart-whole.
One never knows when the rosy archer’s
arrow will strike.
Five years! Oh, the magic that may
be wrought by five long years! A tall,
bearded, sun-burned, distinguished-
looking man sat in Delmcnico’s cafe,
smoking, and interrogating a short,
dapper, pudgy individual. “Five years
in Peru, Tom; 1 can hardly realize it.
Why, it was only yesterday that you
came in and said, ‘E1, I’m sick of desk
work; I’m going to get a living out of
this;’ and you showed me a sketch of a
bit of the Hudson that you were going
to send to some girl—you didn’t men
tion her name, you sly dog.”
“HI mention it now, EJ,” said Tom
Hale, g»vely. “I was about sending
that drawing to Miss Shelton. I—I
suppose, that is—I hope she got mar
ried—well married, before her father
became bankrupt.” And he leaned for
ward, a strange, wistful look in his
honest blue eyes.
“I don’t know what became of her.
I know that she was single at the time
of the bust-up. Gracious! wasn’t it a
fizzle! Twist and Higgle« got the old
man into a regular skin company, and
the deeper he got the deeper he had to
plunge—everything went. It was a sil
ver or gold mine in Mexico, and Theo
dore Shelton wasn’t left a dollar; not a
so itary, straggling dollar.”
“And Miss Shelton?”
“Nobody pitied either of them. He
wanted to own the earth and everything
on it. As for the girl, she—”
“Not a word disrespectful of her Ed!
Where are they? Is she with him?
Where is he? How can I find them
out ? ”
“Oh, hang it all, he wasn’t so nice to
you that' you need trouble about him.
Tell me about yourself. Why, we were
all paralyzed when your father’s lose
partner turned up and made restitution.
Honor bright! how much did he really
put up? ’ Was it a million?
Yes, Mr. Phillimore had fled to Peru,
where he engaged in speculation. For
tune, as if to make up-dor hej: cruel
treatment in Wall street, smiled upon
him at Lima, and almost at a stroke en
abled him to make good the losses of
Matthew Hale to h ; s son Tom, to whom
he handed over his entire business. In
addition, when dying, he willed every
dollar in his possession “to the boy of
the man I murdered ”—so ran the words
of the legal instrument.
Tom Hale, by dint of hard and very
earnest work, discovered that Theodore
Shelton w-as living in a small flat in
Brooklyn, supj-orted by his daughter,
who was employed in the capacity of
daily governess in a family in New
York.
Little did that tall, beautiful girl,
neatly but poorly attired, imagine as she
stepped into the Bridge cars, that a pair
of anxious eyes were fastened upon her,
or that the heart of the owner was beat
ing fast.
THE LLAMA
The Horse’s Substitute Among
Dwellers in the Andes.
He is a Faithful Beast, But Re
sents Being Overloaded.
way. The disease is known ms “sir-
roc he'’ and sometimes is fatal. The
natives, having been born and bred at
this great elevation, are no more affected
by the rarity of the atmosphere than
the negroes of the Brazilian swamps are
by the heat.
“This is too much happiness,” said
Jennie Shelton, bursting into tears after
she had read an honest, manly letter
from Tom, delicately offering her father
a s-inecuro position.
For the reply to his letter, Tom Hale
waited with a burning impatience. The
answer came at last, a few sweet, girlish
words of gratitude, and oh, joy! rap
ture! the identical sketch which he had
ventured in his open, honest way to
criticise. On the back was written:
“To Thomas Hale. May God bless
you. Jennie Shelton.”
Th s all occurred last Easter. If you
join the brilliant throng promenading
Fifth avenue to-morrow you will meet
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Hale. If you choose
to follow them, they will enter a large
bay-windowed mansion on Murray Hill.
And if you will walk upstairs to Mrs.
Hale's boudoir, you will behold in a
gorgeous frame, a water-color sketch of
a glimpse of the River Hudson.—Once
A Week.
Indian Palkl Bearers.
Before railroads were built in India,
the ordinary mode of rapid traveling
was by the palki, which was borne on
the shou ders of four natives. The
speed and endurance of the professional
palki bearers are really remarkable. An
English traveler of only a few years
ago thus describes a journey which he
made in Bengal:
“By half-past four in the afternoon I
was at the entrance of the Patna bazaar,
nine miles in length, and thirty-three
miles from Barh. Thus they had brought
me at an average rate of over four miles
an hour, including a stoppage of over
half an hour for their mid-day meat It
is true I was a light weight; but I once,
with a friend, tried to carry an empty
palki, and found it so galling to the
shoulder that I could not get beyond a
few yards, while these men, who lived
on little else than rice, could carry a
loaded one over forty miles, at the rate
mentioned above.”
To reach La Paz, the former seat of
government and capital of Bolivia, says
William E. Curtis in Youth's Companion,
one must cross Lake Titicaca, that
strange and bottomless sheet of water,
one of whose islands was the legendary
Eden of the Incas, and around whose
shores cluster the prehistoric cities which
the brutal Spaniards destroyed. On
this lake there is a steamer, at any rate
that is what the people call it, although
it would amuse a North American ship
wright, and usually excites a nervous
apprehension in the minds of timid trav
elers.
If one does not care to board this
unique craft, or if he wishes to depart
from the regular route of travel and
make a cruise among the ruined cities
of the Incas, he can hire what is called
a balsa, a curious combination of raft,
flat-boat and cataraaran, which is pro
pelled by a larg j sail made of skins anl
by long poles.
Reaching the southern point of the
lake the rest of the journey, wherever
one may be going, must be made on
mule-back along the ancient highway of
the Incas, which was constructed cen
turies before the conquest, and is, per
haps, the’ most remarkable of the many
remains of that remarkable race. The
Spaniards have not repaired it sin<S;
they have had control of the country,
more than 350 years, but it is still in a
pretty good state of preservation, and is
continually trodden by parties of travel
ers, batallions of troops, and droves of
llamas, often thousands in numbei,laden
with the products of the forests and
mines of Bolivia.
As the camel is to the people of the
deserts of Asia and Africa, so is the
llama to those who dwell in the Andes,
a faithful, patient and enduring beast,
without which the inhabitants would be
utterly helpless, for mules and horses
can neither survive the climate nor
climb the mountain trails.
But the llamas one secs in Bolivia are
as much unlike the animals shown in
the zoological gardens, as the tiger in
the jungles of India is unlike his name
sake that growls and yawns in a circus
cage.
Their bodies are covered with a soft,
thick gray wool like that of the merino
sheep, their giraffe-like necks are
proudly and gracefully curved, their
eyes are large, lustrous, intelligent, and
have an expression of constant inquiry. American clock; an^ although this par-
Their care are-- sh'ajpelyr^h-quivcr-eoa^
tinually like those of a high-mettled
stallion, as if to catch the first sound of
approaching danger.
He carries his load of one hundred
pounds of ore, or coca, or cinchona, or
other merchandise up and down the pre
cipitous pathways where no other beast
of burden can go, and whese it is diffi
cult for man to follow. But when he is
overloaded he resents it, and lies down.
No amount of coaxing, or bullying, or
beating can get him to his feet until the
surplus is removed from his back, when
he rises solemnly and marches off with
his load. He will carry a hundred
pounds but no more, and his cargo is
packed in sacks or panniers, one-half on
either side. Therefore, all freight sub
ject to this mode of transportation must
be packed accordingly, and limited to
packages of fifty pounds.
When frightened, llamas always clus
ter in groups, with their tails together
and their heads out to meet the enemy,
and thejr only weapon of defence is
their saliva, which, when angry, they
squirt through their teeth in showers as
a Chinese laundryman sprinkles his
clothes.
A drop of this saliva, falling in the
ear, or eye, or mouth, or on any part of
the body where the skin is broken, will
instantly produce a most painful irrita
tion, and often dangerous sores, like the
venom of a serpent. The llama drivers
keep away from the heads of their an-
mals as carefully as a colored man from
the heels of a mule.
When they lie down they fold their
long, slender legs under them in some
mysterious manner, and chew their cud
with an air of abstract contemplation
and absolute content.
The kids afford excellent food, but the
bodies of the old llamas are masses of
muscle, tendon and gristle -that are
tough and rank. They live to a great
age, subsist upon almost anything in the
shape of food and have as powerful di
gestive apparatus as a goat or an ostrich.
The droves of llamas are followed by
queerly clad natives, who utter a singu
lar sort of a whistle which the animals
seem to understand and obey. One
driver is usually sufficient for a hundred
or so, for they need no more attention
than sheep, and travel night and day
till they reach their destination, when
they are released from their burdens and
turned into corrals.
In these elevated regions, as I have
said, it is difficult for etiher horses or
mules to exist, the air being too thin for
them*. Horses are seldom seen, and
mules are kept only for the accommoda
tion of travellers and thsir nostrils arc
split so as to make it easier for them to
breathe.
When a horse is brought into the
high altitudes of the Andes the blood
starts from his mouth, ears and nose,
and men are often affected in the same
Extermination ef the Buffalo.
At the present time, outside of the
National Park, where about two hun
dred and sixty buffaloes are now har
bored, there are not over three hundred,
probably not as many, left in the United
Sta'es. The survivors of this
magnificent race of animals arc
scattered in little bunches in several
localities. There are about one
hundred in Montana, or at least there
were a year ago, some at the head of Dry
Creek and the remainder at the head of
Porcupine Creek. In Wyoming there
arc a few stragglers from the National
Park, which, when chased, run back
there for protection. In the mountains
of Colorado last summer there were two
bunches of mountain bison, one of
twenty-five head and the other of
eleven. These have probably been
killed. There are none in Da
kota, though 18 months ago 30 were
known to be there. It was estimated in
1887 that there were 27 in Nebraska,
and about 50 more scattered in the
Western part of the Indian Territory
and Kansas. Those in Nebraska have
since been killed by the Sioux. Of the
thousands that once inhabited Texas,
only two small bunches remain. Thir
ty-two heal are near the Batons, in the
northwestern part of the Panhan
dle, and eight in the sand-hills
on the Staked Plains north of
the Pecos River. These were seen and
counted on the 1st of April of last year.
This estimate of the remnant of a great
race is believed to be essentially correct.
It was obtained from reliable and well-
informed persons throughout the West,
and in put from personal observation
during the past years.—Harper's Maga
zine.
America In Asia.
“After long and diligent search in a
queer, dark, second-hand booth kept by
a swarthy Mongol, I was rewarded by
the discovery of a product of American
genius that partly satisfied my patriotism
and served as a tangible proof that New
England marks the time to which all
humanity keeps step. It was an old
second-hand clock made in Providence,
Rhode Island, the battered and some
what grimy face of which still borQ in
capital letters the characteristic Ameri
can legend, ‘Thirty Hour Joker.’ Mon
golia might know nothing of American
literature or of American magazines, but
it had made the acquaintance of the
THE CZAR’S ARMY.
A Grand Sight at
burg.
St Peters-
Armed Men Reviewed By
Emperor.
the
n ha<) lost its'
hands, its ‘Thirty Hour Joker’ w'as a
sufficiently pointed allusion to the
national characteristic to satisfy the "most
ardent patriotism. An American joker
does not need hauls to point out thet
merits of his jokes, and this mutilated
New England clock, with its empty
key-hole eyes and its battere J but still
humorous visage, seemed to leer at me
out of the darkness of that queer ‘ old
second-hand shop a» if to say, ‘You
may come to Siberia, you may explore
Mongolia, but you can’t get away from
the American joker.’ I >vas a little dis
appointed not to fiijd in this bazar some
representative masterpiece of American
literature, but I was more than satisfied
a short time afterward when I dis
covered in a still wilder and more re
mote pari of the Trans-Baikal a copy of
Mark Twain’s ‘Life on the Mississippi’
and a Russian translation of Bret II trie’s
‘‘Luck of Roaring Camp.’ ”
If you wish to see military Russia in
all its glory and epic luxury you must
take your place in the first days of April
on one of those tribunes which rise at
the extremity of the Champ de Mars on
on both sides of the imperial pavilion.
Society meets there to assist at the grand
spring review. All the Guard is massed
before us—20,000 men at least, and per
haps more. Other states may pride
themselves on a military force equivalent
to this, but none can show a force so
magnificent and picturesque in aspect.
All the races and all the arms of this
varied empire are about to defile before
our eyes, from those noble Chevalier
Guards, who seem to have been resusci
tated from the romantic Middle
Ages, down to the Kirgheez of the
Asiatic steppe, who are still pagans.
“Attention!” Thousands of voices
have transmitted the same word of com
mand. “The Emperor 1” He appears
yonder at the corner of the .Camp de
Mars. The moment he has seen all the
flags flutter, all the bands join in -one
formidable chorus to send heavenward
the sounds of the national hymn, ‘‘God
save the Czar. ” The Emperor arrives
at a gentle gallop. Behind him follows
an escort which makes many hearts beat
amongst the fair public of the tribunes.
It is a gathering of the most illustnous
names and the finest horsemen of the
Russian nobility. All the armies of the
world have contributed to form this
staff. The Hungarian magnate rides side
by side with the Japanise military at
tache, the French kepi salutes the fez
of the Mussulman bey. The Master
passes along the front of his troops; the.
Empress follows in an open barouche.
At the approach of their Majesties the
band of each regiment resumes the
hymn with wild fury—a hurricane of
harmony, which accompanies and en
velopes the imperial procession. The
traditional salutations are exchanged be
tween the Czar and his soldiers: “Good-
day, children.” “We are happy to do
well for your Imperial Majesty.”
The sovereign stops before the trib-
fireplace, and it is a crime to permit the
fire to go out. They use hard wood
that burns very slowly, and their aim is
to keep a good bed of coals on which
the wood bums without bursting into
flame.
Dr. Finsch asked the natives if they
never lost their fire. He was told that
such a calamity had occurred, and that
they would never have had fire again^ if
it had not been for a very fortunate cir
cumstance. They know a tribe in the
mountains away from the sea who pos
sess the art of making fire, which they
guard as a secret. One time the people
were compelled to go to these firemakers
for the spark that would rekindle the
dead embers in their huts. They car
rel the fire for many miles. They were
determined never again to be reduced to
this necessity, though it made them feel
very comfcrtable to think that they
knew where they could get fresh fire if
they lost their own.
It is to be presumed that these simple-
minded natives have now ceased to guard
the smouldering embers in their huts
with such jealous care. A white man
has been among them, one of the sort
who brings blessings instead of .evils in
his train, and they know now that even
if they never see a white man and the
wonderful little fire sticks he carried
with him again, they can, with the aid
of friction and tinder, be their own fire-
makers.
An Abnsed Image of Washington.
Syphcr, the New York dealer in art
relics, curios, etc., has in his establish
ment a wooden statue of George Wash
ington with a history. The statue was
set up at the Battery in 1794 and there
it stood for 40 years or more until it got
badly battered and became an eyesore to
artists and art lovers. It was then put
up at auction by the city, and the city
got soundly berated for the indignity.
A French dealer in relics named Jacques
bought the figure on speculation for
$250 and failing to realize upon it
stowed it away in the attic of his
country-house at South Norwalk, Conn.
M. Jacques died in 1863 and at the sub
sequent sale of his effects the wooden
George fell into the hands of a Yankee
curiosity hunter, who paid a mere trifle
for it and sold it at a considerable ad
vance to one Frederick J. Theobald,
who placed it in front of a modest es
tablishment in Harlem, which was
henceforth known as the “Washington
The Boses by the Boa.
The roses and the clover
Are very sweet and fair.
And I love the fragrant odors
They breathe upon the air;
But riie sweet2r seemed the blossoms
Beside the meadow ran.
The time that you were twenty.
And I was twenty-one.
How fondly I remember
The time we called them there, -
And ’ neeth the shady maplee
I wove them in your hair;
How there in bliss we tarried
Until the set of sun.
The time that you were twenty.
And I was twenty-one.
It may have been the flowers,
Or a look benign and free,
That bade me whisper softly
How dear you were to me;
I never stopped to question,
I only know ’twas done,
The time that you were twenty
And I was twenty-one.
We’ve had our summer, darling.
The fields of life arj'brown.
We’ve traveled up the hillside,
We’re on our journey down;
Yet oft I wake from dreaming
Those days have just begun.
That you again are twenty
And I am twenty-one.
When life and love are over,
And I am laid at rest,
I hope some one will gather.
And place upon my breast.
Such flowers as used to bloesom
Beside the meadow run,
The time that you were twenty,
And I was twenty-one.
—Merchant Traveller.
HUMOROUS.
une of the Grand-Duchesses; he gives ! Cigar Store.” Every 221 of February
the signal, and the march past begins.
At the head are the platoons of the Asi
atic escort, eastern and wild Russia,
Mussulmans from Khiva and Bokhara,
Georgian princes, Tcherkesses, Persians,
Mongols and Caucasians. These primi
tive warriors, armed with lances and
steel maces, wear long coats of mail
and 4th of July Mr. Theobald religiously
decorated the statue with flags. One
day, not very long ago, Mr. Sypher
heard of the ignoble use to which the
father of his country was put and opened
negotiations which resulted in his get
ting possession of the same. The figure
is 8 feet IQ inches high, and is a credit
over tfcefr ""aI&&~£ork of its kind. Washington "VT
frugal
of
Silent Men.
William the Silent was
words, because a reserve that coucealed
his designs, even from those acting with
him, was necessary to the indepeudenee
of the Netherlands.
A writer in Leisure Hour says that the
most dramatic of silent men was Wall
enstein, the antagonist of Gustavus
Adolphus, and the commander of the
Emperor’s armies in the Thirty Years
War. He insisted that the deepest si
lence should reign about him. His of
ficers took care that no loud conversa
tion should disturb their General. They
knew that a chamberlain had been hang
ed for waking him without orders, and
that an officer who would wear clanking
spurs in the commander’s presence had
been secretly put to death.
In the rooms of his palace the servants
glided as if phantoms, and a dozen sen
tinels moved around his tent charged to
secure the silence the General demanded.
Chains were stretched across the street in
order to guard him against the disturb
ance of sound.
Wallenstein’s taciturnity, which made
him shun speech, and his love of silence
that caused him to be irritated at the
slightest noise, were due to his constitu
tional temperament. He never smiled,
he never aske l advice from any one, and
he could not endure to be gazed at,even
when giving an order. The soldiers,
when he crossed the camp, pretended
not to see him, knowing that a curious
look would bring them punishment.
great price, damascened helmets or Tar
tar caps. This is the vanguard of the
hordes of Attila, the concession made in
the regular army to legend and fancy.
Then come the compact masses of the
regular army, the infantry first of all—
Proebrajeasky, Finland Chasseurs, and
soldiers of the Paul Regiment, with
their large copper hats in the form of
mitres—such as were worn by the Grana-
diers of Frederick the Great. In ac
cordance with an old tradition, all men
who have flat noses are recruited for this
regiment. The lines of cavalry follow
the infantrj like living walls of brass
add steel. Then come the light troops
—Red Hussars,. Grenadiers, and Lan
cers; and finally swarms of Cossacks,
galloping on their little ponies,
sweep along from the extremi
ty of the Champ de Mars at
full speed, stop and turn short at the
foot of the imperial tribune. These
troops perform the exercises of the Arab
fantasia—lie down on their saddles,
lean over to the ground wrthout quit
ting their stirrups, and pick up the
lance or‘pistol that they have thrown
down before them. The artillery closes
the march. The batteries, admirably
horsed, are carried along at full speed by
black chargers as* fine as the finest
trotters.
As the last cannons disappear, rattling
over the pavement behind the trees of
the Summer Garden, the court and its
guests go to breakfast in the palace of
the Princes of Oldenburg, which faces
the Champ de Mars; and the foreigner
who follows the Emperor—his eyes still
full of this heroic vision—wonders how
a man can resist the intoxication of such
power gathered in his hand and the
temptation which must come upon him
to let loose this superb force against the
world.—Harper's Magaz ne.
Thank/ul^/or One Thing.
“You’re looking bad, Bromley.’*
“Yes. Been up every night for a
week with the baby.”
“You wi ihed him at the bottom oi
the Dead Sea many a time, I suspect?”
“Why, no. I ain’t so brutal as that.
But I was very thankful he v.asn’t
twins.”—Epoch.
Savages Who Cannot Produce Fire.
It is not often that explorers discover
savage people who are ignorant of the
art of producing fire. As far as is
known, fire has been a necessity even
among the rudest savages for many cen
turies, and it always excites wonder
when we hear at rare intervals of people
who, while enjoying the blessings of
fire, express themselves as wholly ignor
ant of the methods of producing it, and
who imagine that if by some ca amity all
their fires were extinguished they could
never rekindle them.
Such a tribe has recently been met by
Dr. Finsch during his travels in New
Guinea. He says the people in the large
villages that are buried in the forests
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along the shores of Astrolabe Bay know
of no means by which they can produce
fire. . It is therefore a duty devolving
upon every member of the community to
aid in preserving fire. All their cooking
is done outside their huts in the open
air, but in the centre of each hut is a
represented as standing in- an easy pos
ture, holding a chapeau at his hip. The
Continental costume consists of a bluish-
black coat, white waistcoat, buff
breeches and top boots. The old-fash
ioned fob is in its proper place, and the
expression of the face is benignant.—
New Orleans Picayune.
A Mosque lu the Sahara Desert.
A discovery of much archaeological
interest was recently made in the Al
gerian Sahara. M. Tarry, who has been
carrying on work in connection with
the proposed Trans-Sahara railroad,hav-
ing noticed a mound of sand in the
neighborhood of Wargal, had the saud
dug up, and discovered the top of a
dome. This naturally aroused his in
terest, and getting his Arabs to dig still
deeper, he found underneath the dome
a square tower, then a. platform of ma
sonry, and finally a complete mosque.
Continuing the excavations, M. Tarry
soon unearthed seven houses in perfect
preservation, and came upon a subterra
nean watercourse. At the last news nine
houses had been disinterred, and M.
Tarry was getting additional assistance
to clear out the precious watercourse,
which he describes as sufficient to irri
gate a small forest of palms. It is well
known that the Sahara was at one time
much more populated than it is now,
and its trade much more extensive, but
no one seems to have supposed that
cities had been buried under its sands,
at least so recently as since the intro
duction of Mohammedanism.
Cure for Whooping-Cough.
The life of many a child is sacrificed
to the popular conclusion that' whoop
ing-cough must run its course. The
deaths from this disease are as 1 to 82
of the entire mortality of B ;ston, 1 to
95 in Baltimore, 1 to 64 in New York.
According to experiments by doctors of
the highest authority, this disorder is
declared to be the direct result of the
fungus growth, and in cases where
quinine is administered patients speedily
recover. For a child mix two to five
grains of powdered quinine in two
ounce's of sugar, add a little water and
boil until the sugar is all dissolved and
forms a thick syrup. Give one tea
spoonful of the syrup after each cough
ing spell and before going to bed.
Quinine in pill form or in gelatine is no
use whatever, as it needs to come in di
rect contact with the fungus in the
throat.
Drawing the Line.
“Bromley, did you tell Jones that I
never told the truth.”
“I said, on the contrary, that you oc
casionally inadvertently told the truth.”
‘‘Well, that's something else. I won't
allow any man to intimate tnat I’m a
constitutional liar. —Tine.
A sign of summer—Keep off the
grass.
tYhen a man asks you for boss- pitali-
ty do hot say neigh to him.
A Western heiress is named Miss
Fish. She is considered a “good
catch. ”
Fond mother; “You must remember,
Emeline, that fine feathers don’t make a
fine bird.” Daughter: “True, mamma,
but they do make awfully pretty hats.”
Officer to Court—The charge against
this man is false pretences. He shouted
he could do up the whqle ward, but I
guv him one meself and flured him.
“However could you think of falling
in love with such a homely fellow? His
figure is something awfuL” “Yes,
but he has a lovely one at the bank.”
It is not good to take tea in the
middle of the day. The man who tried
it in a Texas grocery store when he
thought the clerk was not looking is au
thority for this.
Mr. Kenwood—I hear you are engaged
to Mr. Tallboy? Miss South Park—
Who told you? Mr. Kenwood—I have
forgotten, but I understand the infor
mation came from Jack himself. Miss
South Park—I wish he’d tell me.
* Oal*
full seta' of teeth for $8.” Bent
(cautiously)—“Y-e-s, sir. Do you>
at home?” Customer—“No, I board.”!
Dentist (with dignity)—You certainly
cannot expect an $8 set to be of any use
in a board ing house, sir. My charge to
you will be $25.”
“Will you vote for my bill?” inquired
the lobbyist of the legislator. “No,
sir, ” replied the latter; “your bill is a
swindle.” “Why, man, you must have
the wrong bill in mind. I mean this
fifty-dollar bill l” “Well, this appears
to be a good bill,” said the legislator,
after examining it critically. “I’ll vote
for it, of course. ”
Medicinal Yalne of Yegetables.
The qualities of different vegetables
are worth knowing in the spring. Ac
cording to one authority, celery acts
upon the nervous system, and it is a
cure for rheumatism and neuralgia.
Tomatoes stimulate the liver; and
spinach and common dandelion, pre
pared in the same way, have a direct
effect on diseases of the kidney.
Onions, garlic and olives promote di
gestion by stimulating the circulatory
system, with the consequent increase
of the saliva and gastric juice. Raw
onions are also regarded as a remedy
for sleeplessness, and the French believe
that onion soup is an excellent tonic in
cases of debility of the digestive organs.
—Chicago Times.
A Good Appetite.
A certain well-known college profes
sor began his career as a teacher in a
country school district and following
the custom of the time, 4 4 boarded
around ” one winter. His arrival at one
rural home took place just at dinner
time, and he at once sat down with the
family to enjoy the repast. # He does
not remember that his appetite was par
ticularly sharp that day, but at the close
of the meal the mistress of the house
looked across the table toward her hus-
and and remarked:
“Well, John, I guess you’d better
kill that heifer after all.”
Ycneered Diamonds.
The veneered diamond is now manu
factured in Paris. The veneered dia
mond has a body of ordinary quartz or
crystaL After it has been cut in proper
shape it is put into a galvanic battery,
which deposits on it a layer of minute
diamonds, the clippings from diamonds
in the process of shaping them. The
result is a scintillating gem.
That was Just the Trouble.
“What is it, dear?” asked his wife,
passing her cool hand over his troubled
brow; “what is on your mind?”
“Nothing,* answered the poet, mourn
fully, gazing at the blank sheet of paper
before him; 4 ‘Nothing, I assure you.”