The Aiken recorder. [volume] (Aiken, S.C.) 1881-1910, June 22, 1886, Image 4

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# the • >n r*Iuf*hIee M — Oreat 31en on Temperance. || \ \ 1^. 1 EzcJiangc. i Oeiicra! Taylor g.tve the weight of MAKING A LITTLE' MONEY GO A <hia example in favor of total absli- GREAT WAY IN PARIS. lienor. A traveler in the Went met! mi emigrant on hi* way with his Snperlorlty of Amerfmns Orcr rurop. /emlly to the fertile regions beyoo.l in MHtter of Klt.hen Cdurenleocea tile Misbisaippi. On one wagon was _ T .,*• of hung a huge jug with the bottom hr**iu*n out. The emigrant was a*k- eil his reason for carrying tiiat with ^ l, “* ,*,'\Vliy f .7he said, “that is my Taylor /‘And what Is a Taylor iug?” in quired tlie friend. •*I have a son in General Taylor’s ^ iny in Mexico,said the emigrant, ‘‘and the old general told him to car- fy his whiskey jug syilh a hole in tie hot tom. Ever sjnCe that I have car ried luy jug that way ui)d l tind it i ix>r Iii W 1 h?.' xi'i rov dreamful days \ n r iat iteak tiri JOB. When Sluosletu* Was ‘ilnjrt of FundH. We Americans pr : (le ou> , selves crreatly | upon «>ur superiority over Europeans in | nil the material conveniences and com- ; forts of life, as well we imty. We }>oiut to j our inventions of wa-diing nia* bines and j wringers, patent flat-irons and vegetable parers, ofir strainers, choppers, beaters, with the jastifiabde satis fa tiun that by their aid we are enabled to dispense with Tlian t!:e Hrtever This liu Thy r-n: tro: And njui. And s- I e. and earth a richeritealm displays; ■ I t*i r cj l.a :t iiiuu'ined by thine eye*, :!* - bu*.o io:'-‘.i ;huso seeiies with l thy j ath a radiance ever j-lays. ove these nn* PROWs^ pi}e best invention l have ever n et With.” Admiral Fgrrngut was asked by orn of hia offleeru the uiglit before a great jb*ttle ( “Wouf you pQiisent to giv< Jack a glass of grog in the morning; not enough to nj^ke him drunk, bu enough to make him cheerful?” ♦‘Well,” replied Admiral Karra gut ‘‘I have been tp .se$ considerable, I Ijave seen u battle or two, but I neve hound that I wantetl rum to make m< do my duty. I will make two cups ot coffee for each man at 2 o’clock, am ‘at 8 o’clock I will pipe all hands t breakfast in Mobile bav.” ve vrco<ls nr.'l hills, ru "'ml ridges, \i.'wi!i" with delight This turbi l river with its ti ibuio rills, Shr-i* ij%-cr ail Is sh- d thy ix-iny - li;rht; And thus this eJinie-njy longing want fullills, r or nort its soft au.i i»3*iiliji;it to my sight. —John D. Greiner. such hordes of menials as are An officer dining will General Washington declined tin wine, ^hp General requested (he otli cer, by uame, to drink a glass of win with him. “You yvill Ipiyp the goodness to ex ousel me, General,” was the reply, “a *1 have made it a rule not to drinl Vine.” '' A murmur of surprise and contemp rah throdgh the assembled guest- 'rhat a person should refuse wine wa too bad, but that he should refus. when ottered it by Washington wa intolerable. Washington noticed tin Reeling of his guests mid promptly re inarked: ‘"“Gentleman, Mr. is rigid. 1 honor him for his frankness in thu- adhering to an eat aid ml e 1 rule whiel can never do him harm, and for tin adoption of which I have no doubt In ‘has good reasons.” .Joe. iibe Early’s Nigger Boston Tru vclU r. One of the best known characters in J.ynchburg, Va., is “Julie Early’s higger Joe.” Joe is' an okl negro, With all the dignity of a body servant of the slavery days, and his affection tor the General amounts to worship. Jube owned Joe before tiie war, and • wns him still, Joe never having been freed, scorning to accept what he says 'does not belong to him, and saying as long as Mass Jute was alive Joe is his slave. Early is very fond of his slave, pnd would shoot quicker in defence ot the negro than anybody else. He hat he likes in the town, and has instruc-* 'Uid store-keepers, no matter what Joe wants) or how much it will cost, to give it to l/ini afuT send the bill to his iimster, ' Sometimes Early gets rather the worse for whiskey, and then a comical sight is seen. Joe follows him like a dog, and when the General gets Very drunk Joe will say: “Mass Jube, you inns’ come home.” “Why, you black rascal, what uo you mean? I’m your master.” • “Yes, Mass j'qbe, when you’se so her; when you’se drunk I’se massa.” “Well, I reckon you are right, old mafi'. X’lJ go with you.” J V Reasonable Explanation. ■*‘If you are a quiet, honest citizen of New York, how did these skeleton keys Und brass-knuckles happen to j^e found ill your pants ppokets?” ask ed J&dge ' Duffy of a hard-looking case. ■' “Were those things really found in my pants?” asked the prisoner in credulously. ' “You know very well that they vyere.” “Well, judge the only explanation I can otter is that during the scuffle • sary to uninventive Europe, and we are proud that as important an American menage may tie “personally conducted" by one cook as requires a posseof servants in En rol*?. Not long ago an article in The Figaro waxed eloquent over some recent kitchen invention. “If domestic sc-ience advances at this rate,” cried The Figaro, "there are those now living wiio will see the day that the bread of a family will be actually made and bake 1 in its own kitchen and not by oi.t dde labor n> now.” WVhave 10,000 thing- bread, fisiiballs. and d;>; risians have not, but as 9 of Horne*’ Greeley. -s of Horace Greeley | ]y overdrawn,” said his 1 eiiohis Smith of New j rally thought that Mr. i ■ii acclimatized the mat- >u a. out exaggeration it may be who knows how can travel one-half tiie traveling ex; country, and for this sup- rio thanks are du« not only to third class cars but also to meublee. In America a man his grandmother, but lie can in a few large cities, stop at a out paying for thre though his ordinary lying in the wiiderne- beside domestic ghn iti that i*:i- yct we have not meiii- 1 - c. W itii- .1 that one ih'pvii for ..m of thi- r cconomj second and the inaison may marry not, except hotel with meals a day even diet be that of oik i. On the continent one pays for room alone, being free to carry locust and wild honey in his hat it he chooses, or to buy them rt the vari ously-priced restaurants fiom Ib-.in.u's t< the Cuisines bourgeoises of the Quai tie: Latin. WHF.X MOXSIKt n WAS “itAP.D tJP.” Two months ago I found myself in a maison meublee of .Montmartre. Had i 'ound myst-if tlscn in an American bote! here would have been no other horn t< >ny dilemma than open gas jets and closed, loors, for I had come up from Constant! nopie via Marseilles with scarcely sio lef-' me of the sir>0 with which I started iron the Golden Horn. I took my room by the month, scarcely expecting relief earlier, tlthough as it happened a remittance die tind me out at the cud of a fortnight. Fo: diis cubby house under the eaves 1 paid -i; 5 francs) a week. This was paid for a month in advance, according to rule, and having paid it I counted my assets and found that with portentous liabilities u starvation I had just 50. Just one weel i let ween me and charcoal fumes! And yet -.vlieii relief came two weeks later, I hue ,et left assets of 5 sou-;, the equivalent ot me more dinner! Tint dinner would liavi been a huge wedge of pain ordinarire am i 2 sous slip of fromngc de brie. Tw- reeks for less than us in a iiotel which f .vas not ashamed to name even tnim compatriots of tiie Sjilemlide or Grand Two weeks in a hotel bule and [dastic god me, their divine stare not vine than that they gave Fortunately it Was tin coats. Fortunately mil »f pocket. Thus was 1 e; magnilieently through i as had I the best of Cafe Riche diimecf under my breast buttons instead of -1 sou: worth of cooked sausage and :i of bread in my sealskin coat tails. I'er! v.nateiy Jean, the gareon de clutnibre, lilk-d my toilet carafe every morning with fresh water, and fortunately, also, the sausage dtaiei at the corner charcuterie, who gathers intc lief swine-fed colters the most of my dimin ishing sous, never asked any questions. What must she, what could she, have thought of the bearded pard who came H lier so regularly with the mien and raiment of a Russian lioyard and departed thence with two pitiful bits of pig or blood pud ding? And that piratical looking potato fryerina neighboring doorway, what must he have thought when he gave me sooLen in return for royal and imperial effigies cast in bronze his crisp golden wares sprinkled with fine salt from a tin sifter— what must lie have thought to see me clap tiie greasy brown paper into my rear i pantry and march away as if every held ot i Golcouda groaned under my mortgages:' j “What did you think!” I asked, :»s 1 gave j Jean 20 francs at parting, “What did you think of so many greasy papers ami crumbs upon my floor?” “Think!” an- ! swered tiie list-slippered functionary, witii a grin, “1 thought monsieur was a sec. ! [hard up.J We have many such here.”— > Paris Cor. New York Times. oking do VVll moi. i we ek.” X) t one rhi t less tli nought lira ;i youi Mid as! vert lii) ally J SO'ISA Ail >ver Ills co ua ry e was C qae •ioiu. virh XU'yy m1>kd to -'la. iv <l»- ii. ie i'e cl :*•'^ lose iii ar flo *alL into *j. Gi The I ’ecullaritie “Tiie pecuiinriti have all been great son-in-law, Col. N York. “It is gent Greeley was wry much given to profanity when excited, but all the time that I knew him I nev*?r heard a single profane word fall from his lips, and my wife lias often said the same. His temperate habits are well known: he never touched anything in the way of liquor except cider, and singu larly enough, was very fond of cider. “1 have a little boy 8 years old, who is named Horace Greeley, and he has inher ited this love for cider and dislike for other liquors from his grandfather, illus trating tiie great law of heredity. Mr. Greeley was very positive in his con victions, to illustrate: Dr. Wiiite, the late president of t he Cornell universjty tells this story of him: In company wit h tiie pro fessor of Latin and Greek at the Cornell university, Dr. White called upon Mr. Greeley. The professor rallied Dir. Gree ley upon his known objection to the dead languages in the practical education of . oung men and a hot discussion was com- neii'.-ed. .Mr. Greeley plied argument upon ir turnout until the professor was com detely cornered. “‘You must admit, Mr. Greeley,’he fi nally cried, ‘iiiat the Latin and Greek are he gteat conduits through which the earning of the ancients have come down oO LIS.' “ Yes,’ said Mr. Greeley, ‘I admit that, but,’ pointing to the water faucet, ‘you see '.hat faucet: 1 drink tune or four glasses oi water daily from that, and the watei comes there through the Croton aqueduct. Rut, my dear sir, is that any reason why 1 ihouU chew so much lead pipe?’ ”—St. Louis Republican. 0as. CRAftilTEViLLE! m £*3 H ave selec Successor io JAMES E. COOK. received from Northern ami Eastern Markets a full and carefull' elected stock el— TKE BES? TONIC ^irer.ntbms t!ie !?ie Nrrvrs, KwvJcbCi* the TVooil, iilven New Yi&or* I. : .* L. My Fairl Id, I Mm, p *• F-t ym/s In’ i Biticis .-j I»est Ir.in mrJ:>ino I : • , -. □ my 30 years’ practice. I hare found it melicial in nei votmor phyEical ea haustiDn, And it: • f^hilicbtinK n iments that l-ear po heavily oh, me t »bt* m. U*ro it iroely in my own fsmiiy. n Mr. Xf. F. Brown, 5;>7 Main fet., Cuv:ci<t’*n. Ky.. crjy*-: ’ i v 8 comp-etely broken down in health r.ml t • U<i p.h*; j, • Dj in my back. Brcsvn’a iiwn B: l .ns e-Litiio’y ;• torod mo to health.” Genuine lias above Trade Mark and cropped red lines cit tvraijjjor. r TiiUt' no Mado t-niy by BUOW C2XEY1U AL CO., 1JA I.TlMOKE, 'm rIa w ALU r SRST-CLASS 58Kifte3ft r ' Tiie Secret of ITg Salaries. People who can not understand why some singers get big salaries de not know .hat individual singers have individual •n ilingers who receive 10 per cent, or per baps more of the salary for making con- •rsets for them. Here is a story that is cold iu the profession, and will illustrate ‘.he whole business: Maurice Grau was raveling in Italy when he heard a shigei —a basso, named Guarranini—at a small -heatre. Guarauini sang very well an- me day Grau sent for him. He askec Tirough an interpreter vrhat he would .'ike per week to go to America. Gmtnin .-ii was getting about J00 francs (820) a veek in the little Italian theatre, and .an i we red, by way of a joke, “500 francs j. v’eek.” “Tell him,” said Grau to the in- srpreter, “that I will give him 5,000 francs ic singer was asto?iisiied, and u a madman, )?ut ids doubts set at rest, and lie came t< ar s" 1,000 a week. He was iift'e months, during wldch mds.-iug but three po rtorit a ge cootimteii ii sang or not, and of Guarantni’s s.ihiry tin •eti t a.ge.—Charles Maple l’ lelhcr Gu iran: onrse, the large arger (Iran’s per -on in Globe-Democrat. In a;ul About. Slcmte Curio, There is no one about to show the novici .1 he game; no one is si >t it alone us it pleas ily pldases you to ’fic.iev of a “system ' confided a:i te;l. You play ot vs you, but it gcuer pb’.y just «o try tin o ybu in f. inpjiy moment by some sanguine tyro and varranted certain to break the bf.nk ;oo?)er or later, a liaUucinatioa which u:: Hints to a mild form of lunacy, most oomuion iuandabout Monte Ciirlo. Palsied oM men, with their noses on Ji-Jr chins, and ancient dames who liavt titlived the eharmsof more gentle pass ic 11 , Oil ce the most persistent gambit ptifott.s Amerkan never fail ■iited at some of the tables hmen an<l a large percent English women--from tiie ■ Makes a lark of hazarding her live to the systematic gambling women, to be seen, but till silent as a cot.ip spt cters. At il o’clock promptly the croupiers get up, shah'” 'down the legs of their trouser wi.ii tc a:r of clerks let off for a ia-lidav the lights are put out, the great doors closed and by 12 o'clock to nli appearances Monte Carlo is decorously fast ask. ?rs; mu j to be many age ot irl win fl'AUCS are ai; any o! TO I‘A RE NTS, TTar.y baking powders are very pormoious to health, nn-1 whi! • every one n ^ar-ls Ids own, lie siionld nk-o have a care for liio tender ones—the Uttie eLiidi eu. m ' sea roAai contains none of the bad quaiitios of bailing liowd*:i’s-soda or sal.-retus. It oor.tnins no hurtful ingredient—no alum or ammonia. SCIENTIFIC. All Chemistr v.-bo have analrred Fea Foam commend Is. House!: 'euers v-io have used it will have no other, ('o;-l:;?, wiiosa -best c fforts l:ave f:ii!-- l with other po-.vders, nro jubilant over Sea, Foam. Sa\ os' ime, saves labor, saves money. It i s posit! ve!y unoq-irdod. Absolutely pure. Used by t-ie 1-:i(iing r!-d rvf taurants i-i New Y< ■, \ oil rand thr nigh* at the country. For calc by ail lirst-ciu j s grocers. GANTZ, aOXJJJ <f; CO., j J o* Ditane .Sf•, A . 3 • Luck Atuy Lie in a Horseshoe. The old notion that there is luck in a horseshoe finds support in one case at least. When Maud S. did her first really fast mile at Cleveland in 2:10;*. CY-pt. Stone, of Cincinnati, whoowned her pulled oil her slices and stored them in his desk and sold the mare to Vanderbilt for a snug price. He has been making money j ever since and capturing the best things j of life. The captain kept only one of tiie | shoes. He gave one to Mrs. Swain and ! she gave it to her larger brother. Home Journal. - , -r- Itto aikf the ({blictr.uit who arrested : He hadn’t had it a week before lie was Infant Candidates for a Ha by Show. A committee of doctors and painters lias met at the Casino of the Cluitre, Notre Dame, to examine about 100 infant candi dates for a baby show. Many were re jected. Several of the babies were discov ered to be afflicted with diseases and ail ment-s the existence of which the parents were not aware. The doctors have re ported to the effect that baby shows might become one of the best means of sanitary inspection,*which parents would not AURANTII Most of tho diseases which afflict mankind are origin ally caused by a disordered condition of the LIVER. For all complaints of this kind, such as Torpidity of the Lifer, Biliousness, Nervous Dyspepsia, Indiges tion, Irregularity of tho Bowels, Constipation, Flatu lency, Eructations and Burning of the Stomach (sometimes called Heartburn), Miasma, Malaria, Bloody Flux, Chills and Fever, Breakbone Fever, Exhaustion before or after Fevera, Chronic Diar rhoea, Loss of Appetite, Headache, Foul Breath, Irregularities incidental to Females, Bearing-down STSOiGER’S ftUBfltmi is invaluable. It is not a panacea for all diseases, but Jr\| EDB all diseases of the LIVER, will C; STOMACH and BOWELS. It changes tho complexion from a waxy, yellow tinge, to a ruddy, healthy color. It entirely removes lo.v, gloomy spirits. It is one of the BEST AL TERATIVES and PURIFIERS OF THE BLOOD, and Is A VALUABLE TONIC. STADICER’S AURANTII For sale by all Druggists. Price S1.00 per bottle C. F. STADICER, Proprietor, >40 SO. FRONT ST., Philadelphia, Pa, Int* must have changed pants. We were very much excited at the time.” She Jticloiigeit to the Choir. Chambersbury t Pa. Repository. “Well, how did you like the sermon Sunday?” we heard one lady ask another on the ('oq it house pavement Recently. “The sermon?” married to one of the most charming ladies in New York. He has been prosper ing like a green bay tree ever since, and has had the shoe plated and framed and wouldn’t take a Florida lot for it. Mr. Vanderbilt had one of the shoos and used to think it had a happy influence ou his efforts to turn an houtst penny. Cor nelius owns it now and has it fastened on the front of his writing table. The fourth shoe is in possession of William Lair, Maud S’s driver. Bair thinks that if he had not the shoe stuffed in the ballast of 1 Yes, you were at elutrch, weren’t his sulky cushions he never would have ADVERTISERS WillCit pcHCJlLO YVUUIU IlOt | -I 1 shrink from, but on the contrary would ; Call iCani tilC CXaCt COSt court, in order to gratify their paternal j Letter. aterual vunity autl afi ' uctiou '- Piiri£ j of aiiy proposed line of advertising* in American C-J papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Newspaper Advertising Bureau, lO Spruce St., NewjYork. Send 10ct3. foi* lOG-Hsige Pamphlet X ou »»* j been able to have gotten the work out of the little mare that he has since the piece , ,, ., . ., , of steel came into his possession.—New , Well, then, how did jou like the - Orleans Times-Democrat. ‘Yes, ccrtuiiffy.” The Probable Origin of Butter, Butter, as has been developed by recent discussions on oleomargarine, had its! origin among the Scythians, Thracians, i and Phrygians. After they had become ; acquainted with the manner of making it. | it was only used as a medicine or as an j ointment in the baths, but not as an article i of food, nor in cookery. It was always in an oily state, and not firm like our butter, i —Chicago Herald. Genera! t¥lercbantiise. Dress Jeans v larg< jtalf For the Fall and Winter trade. We have a larger stock o Ladies’ Goods than ever before. All grades of Repel hints, Cassimeres and {Bleaching, Flannels, and Domestics in abundance. An extraordinary I tock of lirst-class Hoots and Shoos, ineluding the well known Bay standard Screw Goods ami tiie Clement \V r iel »fc Hall Custom Work. „ A CIXITHING DEPARTMENT which is full and c^-mplete in quality ityle and prices. A stock of HATS and CAPS in which we can suit ami ■it any man, boy or child who may favor us with a call. An extensive GROCERY Department, in which will be found the choicest Family Gro peries and Plantation Supplies. Hardware, Tinware, Glassware and Crockery cheaper than ever. Having purchased these goods during tiie past dull season at remarkably low figures, we propose to sell them at prices which will fuily satisfy tin closest buyers. TAS. L. QriNHY&CO. j? .a. id o- IE a: m _ * THE M AMMOTH FF liXITURH STORE MAN, BEGS TO CALL AT TENTION TO THE FOLLOWING AWFULLY LOW PRICES— GOODS GUARANTEED: An entire Walnut Bed-room Suite, full Marble Top, 10 pieces, $.3!); a very - . Large and Elegant (Solid Walnut Parlor Suite, covered with Plush, only $4:1.50; an Elegant Walnut Parlor Suite, covered with either Good HairCloth or Fancy Ramie, at *27.50; a Large Assort ment of Poplar Bed-room Suiles, full Marble Top, at $32; or, in Wood Top, from 10.50 to 25 dollars. A No. 7 Fiat Top Cooking Stove, witii 50 pieces, for 13 dollars; No. G (Step Stove, 25 pieces, .jS.75. Every kind and every artieleof every kind in the Furniture, Bedding and Stove Line; also, a full line of Window Shades, Carpets, Rugs, Clocks, Pic tures, etc. In Undertaking Department you can find Coffinsand Caskets, Gentlemen’s Rohes, Ladies’ Robes, Odd Fellow’s and Mason’s Trimmings, and a full line ■ >f all other trimmings. Any infoniiulicm will be cheerfully given. Write for full particulars and prices. L. F. PADGETT’S Furniture Store, 1110 and 1112 BROAD STREET, - - - - AUGUSTA, GA. Piano, Organ and Sewing EVIachine Dealers of .A.TT<3~TTST.A., - CEA.. The Celebrated Estey, Smith- American, Carpenter and Chicago Cottage Organs. WE HANDLE ONLY IKE BEST!! THE DECKER, ESTEY AND EVERETT PIANOS, Need no Praise, Being the Leading Instruments of the Country. The Domestic, Day is, New Home, and Household ✓ Sewing Machines ARE THE Finest Made in the World J CASH OR INSTALLMENTS. Write for Price List and Discounts 200 Second-Hand Sewing Machines in Good Order at $5.00, $10.00 and $15.00 each. AUGUSTA, GA. vODEll LAURENS STREET, ------ AIKEN, S. C. NEW SPRING GOODS. We particularly invit« tne attention of the ladies to our New and Beautiful Stock of Spring and Sommer Dress Goods, which we will take pleasure in showing and selling a- oriees lo suit the times. Just think of it! Prints at 5 cts., Dress Gingharn-" and Seresuckers at 10 cts., Yard Wide Fruit of the Loom L. C. at 10 cts md an excellent \ ard Wide Long Cloth at 8 cts. FINE SHOES. Our Stock of I.adi and Gents’ fine Shoes has been gotten up as a special attraction, and we ar« confident that we can suit th« tastes of the most fastid ious. Straw Hats and Fur Goods for Ladies, Gents and Cliild'en. GROCERIES! ! GROCERIES !! We keep none but the best Groceries. Both our Heavy and Fancy 7 Groce ries are just what you want and at just the price you are willing to pay, be cause thev are just what they are represented, and are marked at Lowest Cash Prices. We are ‘Agents for tho AMERICAN SEWING MACHINE, one of the best in the market. Our Stock is complete in every iue, and polite and attentive salesmen ready to serve customers. SCHRODER & THORPE. j T. V. K A L"! * (Successor to RHODES & SCOTT.) Whole sa! e and Retail Grocer, 546 Droiid Street, ^ - - - Augusta, Ga. I have just received a large and well selected Stock of Choice Fimiiy Gro ceries ,winch 1 am offering at the very lowest figures. My Specialty is Fancy Melon Seed. 1 have been particular in sorting rom the finest Richmond County Melons a large lot of Choice Seed and ott'ei -ament a Low Figure. T also handle in large quantities Garden Seeds from Hiram SiblevA Co. and i). M. Ferry & Co. My slock of Seed Potatoes are the finest ever brought South. To the trade 1 sell close. Nonpareil Flour High Patent Guaranteed to Satisfy the most Fastidious. 1 keep the Best Selected Stock of Fishing Tackles in Augusta. T V RHODES. Under Central Hotel, Augusta, Ga. o With great pleasure Tannounee to (he Ladies of Aiken that T am now exit >it ing a stock of SPRING and SUMMER M 11LLIN KR V GOODS unsurpass 'd in the South. Space will not permit mention of the different articles—sniiiet it to say, 1 feel confident i can please every lady wiio will give me an oppor tunity to do so, IN QUALITY (STYLE and PRICE OF GOODS and WORK. To the Ladies of Aiken, I extend a cordial invitation to come and see me when in the city, and examine my beautiful a*hd siyiish goods. MISS NELLIE PURCELL IMeasuro and FroiU to Ail!- sermon ' “I didnt hear any sermon; T belong ! No Landed Class In France. . . , r , • c i There is no landed class in France, pron to the choir, was the seif-satished to- er j y so ca p e( j There are S,iXi0,0(X) peasant Joinder.' 1 ' - A California widow, who put her all Jutoa deal iti sfocl'tj and was shrin k Out, called upon her broker and said: ' “When will this thing probaby oome out in tiie papers?” * “Tu-mprrow, doubtless.” ;‘How long can you suppress U ?” “Why, 1 might keep it out tw«*davs, but not longer.” “Only two days? That’s pretty abort notice, but I’m hustler when I ’get my bonnet on. 1 l} depend on the two days.” On the third day the papers chroni cled her loss (and her wedding on the same page.^- Wall Sin /1 Xt ivs. proprietors. Entail and primogeniture are unknown, and a bit of land can be bought and sold as easily as a cow or a family bible. ' Notwithstanding SOO.OJO country folks have within the past live years quit ted the green fields and homesteads of France in order to seek a living in the great towns. The Danes are making their second in vasion ot Ireland. This time they are sell ing in Cork butter made in Denmark. I.ihics Dwarfed by Potting. White lilacs in bloom were among the | greatest attactions at the New York hor- i licultural show. Dwarfed by potting, they i were made little trees not more than two feet high, perfect in shape and snowy with bloom.—Chicago Herald. CJmreli Members in Heathen Lands. The increase in membership in heathen lands is thirty times (greater than at home in proportion to the number of ministers j employed,although the tests of disciplesltlp are of the most trying nature.—Exchange. John W. Oliver, the founder of the order ! of Sons of Temperance, is now editor of The Yonkers Statesmen.—Inter Ocean. m £? gr? [53 ri? p ■vsi f X ».* e.l c fiSJ fe) 4| bj 4) 4y v NERVOUS - BEB3L5TATEO K3Sri. You arf 4 allowed a frr-? trial of thirty day'' of tho use of Dr. Dve*d Cclebr.'tofl Voltaic Dolt witii El- etrif Su.r • nsory Aj pUaneos for the g^eetly rolh f an«t j’ -mrnieut ou- efT -’w .-lmrs Debility. loss of Vii (litt} aii-i h>■<*!, am! ail kindred troubles. ol Complete mlora* tlon to IToaitn, Vi rod fiud Manhood in i a ran teed.. No risk i> i!Drirr*.»d. lilnstr ao i j'amphlet inimaitd :» aib d fr^ *. by addre^sln^ VQLl'niC LilLX CO., hltushall, Mich. ABAROAIX Ik LAKH!!! JOHN II. I ? 1 liil VRV T Watches and Clo< k^j repaired. Ill IS «. J *1 ’ll itn DVD A(i 9 Watches a and Uloek.- J Rejiaired. 729 Broad (Street, Op]X)sit<r Oentral Hotel, - - Augusta, Ga. THIRTY YEARS experience in fitting lenses in Spectacles makes tin Optician Department Complete. Sole Agent for Diamond Spectacles. Dealer in Reliable Jewelry. Also Silver-Plated Ware at the Lowest Prices. ^Personal attention to monogram engraving 924 BROAD STREET AT GOODYEAR’S CmiASE REPOSITORY! CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND A FULL LINE OF Medium and Cheaper Grades of Open and Top 113 IT <3- <3-1 IE S, At Lower Prices than at any other House tins side of Cincinnati. This Work is all made to order, Lighter Running and Better Finished than the class of work generally sold as Standard Vehicles. But I have just received a Full Line of Fine Family Carriages, Flnetons and Cabriolet! Just received another shipment of those Fine OPEN AND TOPBUG- GIES, made upon special orders, by the best manufacturers North aud East. Nothing being used in the construction of these vehicles but the best materials, aud in Quality, Style and Finish, are unequalled by any otuer now mi the market. In stock a Full Line of SADDLE AND HARMESS-ALL GRADES. Which 1 will offer at Lower Prices than have ever before been known in the history of the business. Milburn, Studebaker and Standard Plantation Wagons, alfsi/.es. Oak and Hemlock Sole Leather, Calf Skins, Shoe Find ings, Carriage and Wagon Materials, Harness Leather, Belt Lacing of superior quality, Rubber and Leather Belting. Also a full line of Guns, Shells, Powder, Shot, Table and Pocket Cutlery, Plow Points for ill makes, Nails, Axes, Hoes, Picks, and Mattocks, Pitcli Forks, Shovels, Spades, Steelyards and Scale Beams, Grind Stones, Rakes, Paddocks, Car penter Tools, Files, Hinges, Window Sash, Doors and Blinds, Farm and Church Bells, which I am offering at LOWEST CASH PRICES. A. K. GOODYEAR, Agent, (Successor to R. H. MAY & CO.) AUGUSTA, GA.jjipposite Georgia Railroad Bank. At the Old Stand, 704 Broad St., ----- Augusta <ja. k LOFLIN & STULB, Corner Broad and Campredl Streets, Augusta, Georgia. -O- SIEjEDID X-' OT-A..TOIES I We have on hand, and will keep during the entire planting : season, the VERY BEST and Host Reliable Seed Potatoes for planting purposes. EARLY ROSE and ail other v*. ties. We buy direct from Boston, the very best market for Seed, and always get the best known to tho •9 trade. Our Poiataes are carefully selected and are the best that comes to this market. Loflin & Stuib, Wholesale and Retail Grocers, Corner Broad and Campbell St., Augusta, Ga. fTHIMl SiliilU fiMD New GOODS!! NEW The cost of European peace may be pel down at tiu enormous aggregate ox (1,874,* ,»r.> r. .> “Speaking of eccentricities” said Popplcton, “my father is an example. He has notout off’his hair since the election of James K. Polk.” “Indeed; his UairmUstbe very long by tbis time.” ’ “0,‘ no; the old gentlemai: was bald before Polk was elected.”—H rfoinsaiv Traveller. OncorMr. K.>!>«■,-t (iarrett’.s Hobble*. One of Mr. Ib-bert (i-invtt’s hobbies is car.es. another is hats, another is patent leather shoes. His supvoineiy, superla tively. great big hobby is a railroad to New York. Ills canes, bats and pat -nt leather gaiters are positivelj numberless. People who go into tho hallway of his house while he is at dinner usually con clude, after r. brief study of the hat-rack, that he was entertaining a vast congrega tion of his friends, whereas tlx n< one he to Do yon see that man ? That is i Pharaoh panks, the successful gam bler.” “Indeed, is that he? They sav his i skill with the cards absolutely beggars 1 descriptio u.” “I shouldn’t wonder if it did. It h*Kgaw every ope be plays with.”— Chicago Ramble)’. about but his mildly eccentric seif. If should ever be dragged down poverty ho can subsist in comfort dur ing the balance of his life upon tho .sales of bis old clothes. He buys all his gar ments in New York: has samples of the latest patterns in clothes forwarded to him by mail, and telegraphs his orders to his tailor, giving as minute and elaborate and explicit directions as though every word did not cost a bo uts. — Baltimore Times. Cor. Philadelphia Dyspepsia,” says Uarlvlo. “killa poetic ambition.” Jf dyspepsia would only get its Work in more constantly ll would bo for llte comfort of i. e general I y.- -.Ltl »><*/*.o». An Explanation of “IJIack Snow.” A “black snow” which fell in 18V5 ovei . an area of about fifteen by twenty miles in the vicinity of Holland, Mich., was found to contain a considerable preiportion oi dark earthy matter. This was subject U elaborate scientific examination and pn> uutmeed volcanic dnst from some far dis tant crater. A dissenter from this view inis sought a simpler explanation, and fiuj since proven that the dust came from ti;i prairie soil 100 miles to the south ward.— Arkuusaw Traveler. The Mexican postal department has re duced the rats of postage from border fca Interior towns from 25 cents to 5 ceds. Trying to a Poor Man's Nerves. “I have had plenty of experiences cal- Ctilared to iry a mull - nerve, ‘ said a friend of mine. “I have ‘bought the bubble repu tation even at the cannon’s mouth;’ 1 led n relief party into a caved-iu coal mine, I bt.iid in New Orleans all during the yellow- fever epidemic, but I never was so scared in all my life, never felt so great a respon sibility, as one day in a quiet country street without another human being iu sight. It wns this way: A friend of mine who lived there owned a >22,uoi) trotter, and he was taking him out with only a halter on. He forgot something aud gave me the halter while he ran back. “He did not return at once, aud a sudden start given to the horse by a piece of paper blowing across the street made me realize ray position. I hud at the other end of a slender strap $22,000 worth of horseflesh belonging to another man. At any mo ment a sudden noise might cause the ani mal to break away from me and dash liim- self to death against the fence or in a ditch. Even the discovery of my presence might have that effect. I scarcely breathed, and the perspiration broke in cold streams ali over me. I could not take my eyes off the beast; I was fascinated by its face. Every time it lifted a foot or moved a muscle an involuntary shudder ran through my frame. My friend wax only te a minute or ti * Y j One-! i tom Plantation of 1000 nbottl 10 miles iii id i iv« i Ae J % i’Xfi'I for nmnn:' e-tiu'i iil projected line of r: Terms liberal— lars apply at store Acres for sale from Aiken, snperio" j’ot- nt Water J'ower i.inv.wo.s. Or. new . J roa< t urthcr jmticu* Feb Curve I 1 xSH _ r or of r. r>. TAYLOR, n et, Aiken, ci, C. in. MILS. N. BRUM CLARK 819 Broad Street AUGUSTA, GEORGIA, Has put in a beautiful now lino of MILLINERY & FANCY GOODS, Hats, nnng Novelties. In Examine before you Laces, Feathers and Flowers and all t greater variety and Lower in Price than ever before purchase, we will suit you. “D11MSSES also made in the very Latest Styles. MRS. N. BRU?I CLARK E i $ ti W i iTi K age. IT), enu.-d Wln*n h« returae*! I fairly force-1 the muter iatn his hand. ‘Why, ».J.J fellow,’ said be. ‘you're us pahyas !j ghe eggo Nev j. :t.’ Chi- wili announce to the public ^it large that I have ic.-unied business id my old stand on Curve Street in rear o! ( Toll’s block. I will be happy to re ceive my old customers and the pa tronage of tho public at large. I am well known to the public of’Aiken, Barnwell and Edgefieldcouutfes. The cleaning aud trimming of ladies hair aud Misses a specialty. Shaibpooing D guaranteed without cold. Hair oil aud tonic for sale. I , Very res j eet fu 11 vj JOHN R. BOYCE. Farm For S; V desirable Farm in a h< cality seven miles froi containing Two-11tindred A Watered ami with Dwelling buildings thereon: will be bargain ns theownerdesire* investment. Addr ess I^.c Aiken, S. C. March 9,1880.-Cm. Mil QUART®! SliASIMillJi ROODS! HEXEY BUSCH & CO. Have on band for tiie Fall and Winter Trade: Dry Goods, Notions, Fancy Goods, Gent’s Furniihing Goods, Boots and Hhoes, Hats, Clothing, Crockery, Glassware and Staple and Fancy Groceries. Wo keep Choice Lines in all our departments, which are well selected. We ask our friends to give us a chance aud we guarantee good Goods, living prices and polite treatment. 1835. SVew Goods. Fall Trade. 1885 Window Shades and Lace Curtains, Wilton, Velvet, Brussels, 3-ply In- grain Carpets, Hearth Rugs, Door Mats, Art Carpet, Window Shades of every -ize and Color, embracing all the New Styles, Cocoa, Caton and Napier Mai lings, Floor Oil Cloths and Linolaums. Lace Curtains, Window Cornices and Poles, Now Walnut, Cherry, Ash Mbony and Brass ('ornieos and Poles. Turcoman Curtains and Draperies. I'phoJstory Goods. Raw Silks in a variety of Patterns. Fringes in all Colors, Hair Cloths, Cane and Gimp and Buttoms. Wall Papers, Borders and Decorations. Just Opened For All Trades: Oil Paintings, Kngravlngand Chromes. Brooms, Dusters, Baskets, Door Juts, Walnut and Rubber Weatherstrips for Doors and Window, to out cold, aud all sold at Lowest Prices. JAMES C. BAILIE & SONS, Chronicle Building, 714 Broad Street, Augusta, Ga. 1 1)1 tor iJlffiJ Uihlli! THE S. G. S. is ’he cheapest and the best aud the only Specific Fertilizer small grain the mara.Jt. Weasels Corner, HENRY BUSCH & CO. - - - Aiken, 8. C. OTTO R WIETERS. -WHOLESALE GROCER AND DEALER IN- aUhv Jo- ,i Aiken, res ’.veil ad Oaf- <ffd at Box'S • FLOUR, and THORN BiJO eelebi-ato 1 BLTT H eolehrnte SFi.l- -RAIril N< (»a( I*.i-;its. ASH r.EY ASH ELFMENT, a very cheap and excellent nou-ummoni* ated fertilizer for small grain crops, fruit trees, grape vines, &c. ASHLEY COTTON AND CORN COMPOUND, a complete fertilizer for these two crops, and also used by the truchers near Charleston for vegetables^ ASHLEY COMPLETE GARDEN FERTILIZER, specially adapted to roses, geraniums, pansies, llowering annuals, &c. C2FFor terms, directions, testimonials, and for the various attractive aud instructive publications of the Company, address, The Ashley Phosphate Company, rihaiieswn, “ * .S 0. Josui’ll R. ROUKKIISOX. f’KANK E. TAVI.OU. GKO. W. WlI.MAMH J ROSFHTSOM,TAYLOR£ WILLIAMS —OF THE- ASHEPOO tyOffice and .Salesroom bsl Jxbjt Lav; Wavthouses, N«». If* . 110, i.’2 / 1 H 4 and 110 East Bay, CHA XiLESTOPS. C. ICENTRALW11 AR P PHOSPHATE CO. CJfARLESl