Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, July 21, 1922, Page Page Eight, Image 8
tumorous Department, j
Creating a Vacancy.?Bill was looking
for work, He had tramped about
all day, inquiring at tho different
places where there was any possibility
of a casual laborer finding a job.
At last he came to the great gates of
a Factory owned by Messrs. Doolan,
O'Connor & Murphy. He asked the
foreman if he could give him a Job.
"We're full to burstin' wid men
now," said the foreman, "but if ycz
come qlong tomorrow it's meself that
might be givin' a job to ycz."
"Right," answered Bill, "I'll be
round all right." Then a shade of suspicion
entered his brow. "You're not
kidding me, are you There really is
a chance of a job."
"Bless tho man, ain't I lulling ycz.
It's like this. We've got a man wid us
now who isn't here, and, begorra, if
he isn't here tomorrow I'll be atter
r,im hp needn't Stop, and it's
lUUU Ul??*
yourself csm have the Job." I
Slight Correction.?Several weeks
ago there was an account in the paper
of an auto collision. This is the correct
version of it:
While driving to church, several
weeks ago, Sarah P and father was j
runned into by a neighbor and over- j
thrown. Marion C , aged 14, came
up behind and wished to past. At the J
sound of the Klaxon the former turned
out giving more than half of the road.
The latter was driving rather fast and
she turned quickly into the road again
hence catching the hind wheel of her i
car into the front wheel of the former's
sending them into the ditch. As the
motor of Sarah's car was shut off no I
one was hurt and little carnage was j
done. Ohe will reach their destination
Just as soon if they would observe the
rules of car driving.?Prattsburg Ad- i
vertiser.
Information Sought.?A man was
arrested on a charge of robbing another
of his watch. It was said that he
had thrown a bag over his victim's
head, strangled and robbed him. There I
was so little evidence, however, that
the magistrate quickly said:
"Discharged."
The prisoner stood still, amazed at
being given his freedom so soon.
"You are discharged," repeated the
magistrate. "You can go."
There was still no word from the
prisoner, who stood staring before him.
"Don't you understand? You have
been acquitted. You are free," said
his lawyer.
"But," stammered the man, "do I
? ?- uu o??
have to give mm duck, jus waivsii .
His Answer.?The sergeant-major
was reaching the end of his patience
in his examination of the recruits'
squad.
"For the last time," he yelled, going
almost purple in the face, "I ask you
the simple question, What is a fortification?"
Shoulders dropped and with faces
void of intelligence as a vacuum of
air, the recruits stood fast as a man.
No one answered.
Hushing up to the most intelligent
looking man, the irate N. C. O. bawled:
"Tell me, my man, what is a fortification?"
. The answer came like a cork out of
a bottle:
"Two twentifications, sir."
One Ship Did It.?One of Judge's
prize stories is as follows: An American
doughboy, captive to a bochc officer,
was questioned. "How many of
you American soldiers are there on this
side of the Atlantic?" querried the
German.
'Oh, about 3,000,000 of lis."
"It must have taken a lot of ships
we know nothing about to bring all of
you over, didn't it?"
"Oh, no; only one ship brought us
over." ,
"Only one! Impossible; And what
one was that?"
"The Lusitania."
How it Happened.?"Yes," observed
a boastful business man to his actoi
friend, "your profession may be a very
lofty one in an artistic sense, but thai
of a successful merchant is much
better. L<ook at me! At the earlj
ag*: of 45, retired on my fortune anc
presented by my fellow merchants
with an illuminated address! Can yoi
' boast of anything like that? Have yoi
evev had an illuminated address?"
"I have," replied the actor?"once."
"When?" asked the merchant.
"Why," replied the actor, "when m:
lodgings caught tire.
A Word Wanted.?A mar: walked int<
a garage where his car was being re
paired and was heard to r? primand th?
garage owner for telling him how ti
run his own ear, saying: "This is in;
car, and what 1 say goes."
A moment later a tired, greasy me
chanie looked up from under the ea
and said: "For goodness' sake, say en
gine.' "?Western Christian Advocat
(Cincinnati).
Sister Superior.?"Daddy." sai
Tommy Jenkins, "this book says the
Orpheus was such a fine musician tlui
he made trees and stones move."
"Your sister Dorothy can beat Oi
pheus any day," grumbled the prou
parent. "Her piano playing has mac
twenty families move out of these fia
in the last two months."
Civilization.- "What is civilization
asks a California writer. It's who
you stand on a street corner and wa
for 10 street ears, 300 automobiles,
motorcycles. 35 bikes, a dozen mot
trucks, n few fire engines, the poli
patrol, a hurry-up ambulance and
funeral to pass before you dare mnl
a try for the opposite corner.
FORT MILL MATTERS.
Two Popular Young People Marry?
Personal Mention.
Correspondence of The Yorkvillc Enquirer.
Fort Mill, July 22.?A wedding of '
interest to a largo circle of friends in
this section was solemnized Monday
afternoon when Miss Esther McMurray,
the youngesY daughter of J. H.
McMurray, became the bride of Edward
J. Ahem of Greensboro, N. C.,
the event taking place at the home of
Mr. Mc Murray in Whiteville park, and
the ceremony being performed by the
Rev. R. H. Viser, pastor of the Fort
Mill Presbyterian church. The bridal
couple loft on the northbound evening
train for points in the East, and will
return to Greensboro, where they will
make their future home. Among the
guests from out of town were: Miss
Margaret Massey of Itock Hill; Dr.
and Mrs. Leroy McMurray of Fernnndlna.
Fla.; Miss Julia Smith of Lan'
caster; Mr. and Mrs. Joe McMurray of
Hlacksburg; Miss Louise McMurray of
I Washington, D. C.; Mr. and Mrs. J.
W. Wylcy of Greensboro, N. C., and
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence McMurray of
| I lock Hill.
Despite the fall of a heavy rain late
In the afternoon Tuesday, at the time
when lunch was being spread on tables
on the church lawn, the members
of the Sunday school of the Fort Mill
Baptist church enjoyed very much
their annual picnic, the several pooms
of the church building l>eing used to
serve the lunch.
W. B. Southorland of Greenville. S.
C., was a visitor for several days of the
past week in I" jrt Mill.
Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Ooodson of Allendale,
S. C? were recent guests in
the home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles F.
Rogers.
Dr. T. O. Grigg spent several days
of the past week in Shelby, N. C.,
where he was called by the serious
"illness of his father, Dr. M. W. Grigg.
James Young is spending his vacation
in the mountain resorts of western
North Carolina.
Mrs. J. M. Dewstoe of Charlotte, was
a guest during the past week of Mrs. '
Sue Spratt.
MERE MENTION
Reginald Dunn and Joseph O'Sullivan
were sentenced to death Tuesday
for the murder of Field Marshal Sir '
Henry Hughes "Wilson, who was shot ]
in front or nis nome on r^aiun inavc
last month. The men were convicted
after trial in the Old Bailey.
? The James C. Furman Hall of Science
at Furman university, Greenville,
was gutted, by Are Wednesday morning.
The damage is $40,000. Steps
will be taki i at once for the re-erection
of the building.
Fruit Jars?
There is some fruit this season?Can
All You Can can?We have the FRUIT
JARS in all sizes, and also have Extra
CAPS for Mason and K-Z Seal Jars,
and also Rubbers and Fruit Powders.
BOLL WEEVIL MOLASSES?
Wc have a molasses that will please
the taste of the Boll Weevil?The price
22 1-2 CTS. a Gallon.
WHITE HOUSE VINEGAR?
llavc a barrel of this splendid highrrr.<?A,\
von 1 emir Vinofrnr fiO OTK. n.
gallon?You furnishing" the-jug or other
container.
SEE US for AUTO TIRES?Right in
Quality and Right in Price?all sizes.
W. F. JACKSON
Mackorell-Fcrgu3on Co.'s Old Stand.
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Cheap Protection
IN 1008, 15 years ago, a man 45 years
of age, applied for and obtained a policy
for $-',000, Ordinary Rife, in the
MUTUAL. IiENE FIT. The contract
premium was $74.1C annually, or $1,112.40
for 15 years. The dividends |
amounted to $235.64, making the NET
annual cost for $2,000 insurance $58.45.!
If the assured should decide at the end !
. of the 15th year that he wants to dis- \
continue the insurance he can get i
$654.54 in CASH for his policy, which
would be $222/42 less than he had paid j
out and would figure his PROTGC- j
TION to have cost him $7.41 per $1,000 1
per year. Is that not cheap prolec- J
tion? Whether it is or not, NO OTH- '
ER Company has been able to duplicate
it.
SAM M. & S. E. GrKIST
DISTRICT AGENTS
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CLOVER DRUG STORE
Quality and Service.
Phone No. 2 CLOVER, S. C
LET US DO YOUR
DDCCrDIDTmM WADlf
niLoum null 1? uiiiv
When your doctor pives you a Prescription,
BRING IT TO US and we
will SAVE YOU MONEY and pive you
the BEST of Drups, properly compounded.
TJSLL YOUR DOCTOR
TO SEND US YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.
If You Waiit Any Doctor
In town, PHONE No. 31 and we will
pet him for.you.
ALWAYS KEEP US IN MIND.
Mackorell Drug Co.
NEAR THE COURTHOUSE.
| Crowds!
Croi
$ Folks Have Come From
? West to Attend This
* and Have Gone Baci
S With Bargains and I
* That They Had Been 1
I FEINSTEIN'S EMERC
You'll do the same when
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? ferings we arc putting ow
& Sale lasts only One More
| SOME OF MANY
a
? LOOK! HAMILTON'S BEST III
X C.OOD STRAW TICKING?Yard
$ 27 Inch PERCALES?Yard
X HEAVY CHEVIOTS?Yard
A 36 Inch GOOD SHEETING?Yard
MEN'S and LADIES' HOSE? l'aii
X Men's HEAVY OVERALLS, with
X Ladles' Fine ORGANDY DRESSE
.1. Men's' Hanes, Cooper's and Hatch
SUITS?All sizes?At Suit .
? DHESS GINGHAMS?values to 20
X At the Yard - -
32 Inch DRESS GINGHAMS?25
y terns?At the Yard
X One Bin Lot LACES?values to 10
| One Big Lot Ladies' HOUSE DRE
One Bia Lot 50 Cts. TIES?At
Men's DRESS SHIRTS in prettv
V Men's BLUE SERGE All Wool C
X BOXED STATIONERY?10 Cts. v
A DYANS1IINE Silo ! ; POLISH 50
One Rip Lot Ladjes' VOILE WAR
Just Received a New Shipmcr
$ WAISTS?$1.00 and $2.C0 Vn
? A New Shipment of Tr
? Them. Big Reductic
tions, Shoes, Clothing
i Come and See for You
I NATHAN FE1NSTE
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| YORK, S. C. THE STORE TH
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sure delivery of a new FOI
icr's use. FORI) ears are lia
lortagc throughout the count
rices of FORI) cars have no
ouring still sells at '.f403.()0 e;
d vou not care to ]>av all ci
commend our THRIFT FL
10 when ear is delivered ami
1 pel1 month, which includes
for on ryear, in fact evcryth
bel!-Matth<
1AA PER CENT 1
AUU REAL VALUE!
i
IT ADDS TO YOUR CAR to have it;
Newly Painted and Varnished. To all
appearances you have a New Car with
a different culor, if preferred. No matter
how good the condition of your
Auto, appearances are against it when
it needs Ke-painting. We use the finest
coach paints and line varnishes and
when it leaves our shop it looks like
NEW. Try us.
JOHNSON'S painLOP
JAS. A. JOHNSON, Manager
Auto Painters, Body and Top Builders,
ROCK HILL, S. C.
FRICTION
X 1V1V X I\/i 1
YOUR GREATEST ENEMY
?UNLESS
You change the oil In your motor
at least every five hundred
miles.
: Drive in and try
SINCLAIR OILS
IIDEDTV SERVICE
LIDLIUI STATION
SERVICE CAR TEL. 84
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North, South, East and
Great Emergency Sale, $
; to Their Homes Laden *
Rejoicing Over the Fact ?
to ?
IENCY SALE, YORK !
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you come and see the of- X
t every day. Hurry! The X
Week: * * ?
GREAT VAfiUES: *
CKORY SHIRTING?Yd. 20 CTS. X
8 CTS.
8 CTS. f
15 CTS. X
9 CTS.
7 CTS. v
Elastic Hack?Pair $1.00 X
S, values up to $7.(to?At $3.48 A
One-Button UNION 89^ ::
i Cts?Pretty Patterns? 12^ |
Cts. values?Pretty Pat- 15$ |
Cts.?At the Yd". 4 CTS. X
5SSES?Each! 93 CTS.
2^ CTS.
luitterns?$1.25 vulues 98 CTS. *j*
OATS?At Each $4.93 X
aim ?-At tin Box 5 CTS. A
Cts. value?At 25 CTS.
JTS?values to $2.00?At . 69 CTS. >
tt of Ladies' WIRTHMOR y
lues?Special at 79 CTS. and $1.69 X
nnks and Suitcases?See *
ins in all Dry Goods, No- *
it Etc. J
rself and Be Convinced. *
IN'S DEPT. STORE f
AT UNDERSELLS YORK, S. C. $
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?D car for tliis
r<l to get, there
ry.
t advanced yet.
isli, fully equipisli
on delivery,
AX. You pay
1 the balance at
interest, insuring.
?ws Co.
Clover, S. C. |
i||j Our Wonderful 11
g| Semi-Annual p
Clearance Sale . f?
Ml NOW ON . .
The Biggest and Best Sale ||jji
11 j we have ever held. Every- M1
|| | thing in our entire stock at M
Si Clearance Sale Prices ?
?| Men's Clothing ||
I!! : Our Entirestockof'Men's and Boys' ^
W | Clothing at Sale Prices ,
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fDry Goods, Notions
Millinery ;,P,
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j@| Our Entire stock of Dry Goods,
Notions and Millinery at <
SAL^^ES" ig;
@) Our Entire stock of Shoes to go at @
kEf i Clearance Sale Prices t?] j
I' COME I
S Let us Show You our Bargains. f|fj
||f They are even better than you j|g'1
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