Jnimovoujs Department. Inside Discipline.?While a country superintendent in the south was making a tour of inspection, ho visited a negro school where the order maintained by the teacher was remarkable. Every child seemed to be absorbed in the school work and yet the teacher did not impress the superintendent as a disciplinarian. Finally, alter watching proceedings for a while, he turned ar.d said in a low tone to the teacher: "Johnson, how in the world do you keep such good order? Do you whip the children much?" "No, sir," tiie teacher declared. "I never whip them." "Do'you keep them in?'' "No, sir; I never keep thern in." "Do you make them do extra work fir miriishment ?" "No, sir; I never make them do any extra work." "Then how ever do you manage i them?' "Well, sir, I'll tell you," the teacher replied confidentially. "When they don't do right I just eat up their dinner, and 1 don't have any more trouble." Tho Strangest Word in Our Language.?It was one of those social affaire that you point to with pride and view with alarm, and at ton o'clock things were dragging dreadfully when a bright young man saved the situation by asking: "What is the strangest word in our language?" Tho other guests looked blank until he explained: "It is a word of one syllable and five letters, four of them vowels. While there arc fire letters in the word, there are only three different letters. And the freakiest j ihinir nhnut it is that it is pronounced as a single consonant." Had he nut made that last statement the guests might have been guessing yet. But with that to go upon, the alphabet was gone slowly over and the word finally guessed?"iiucuc," a pigtail or a line of persons waiting anywhere. There it was?one syllable, I five letters, of which one was a consonant and four were vowels, only three different letters, q, u, c?and pronounced like the single consonant, "q." Not Aimed at Her.?During a thunderstorm in the south a large oak tree within thirty feet of a negro cabin on a plantation was completely shattered. The crash was terrifying, the ground for quite a distance around the tree was broken up as if it had l been plowed and pieces of the tree were hurled many yards and showered on the cabin roof. The next morning, when the old negro woman went to the house to work, her mistres^ said sy npathetic-lly: "You must have been very much frightened when the tree wis struck last night, Jennie." "Oh. no'm," Jennie reassured her; "I wasn't skeered. I never did sec no use in feclln' skeered after sumpin's ovah. I jus' said dat I knowed if do Lawd had a-been aimin' at us, he wouldn't a-missed us dat far, an' went back to sleep. Locating Him.?"Ah, Farmer Field!" with a rising inflection demanded the reporter from the city. "I have come, to investigate the rumor that there Is a petritied ninn on your farm." "G|lad to see you!" replied the astute agriculturist. "There isn't much to investigate about him, though. He's out their in the south forty somewhere, in a recumbent position, probably. When you find him mebby he'll i? 1 - - in'i "infocii thnf his name uiran uuuu aim vx ...ww is Lnfe Dodder, anil he's my hired man." Hie Uncertainty.?"I seed ttic funeral procession of Major Snort, the postmaster, while I was in town," related Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, upon his return from the county seat. "Good land!" interestedly ejaculated his wife, Major Snort dead?" "I d'know. 1 was trying to get a swap out of a feller at the time, and forgot to ask." At Last.?A little girl and her father weie strolling one Sunday afternoon through the cemetery, where she found little to interest her until she came upon a headstone on which a lamh was carved. "Daddy!" she whooped, "come look I've found where Mary's lamh is buried!" \ Exactly So.?A clergyman who hat held his pastorate for many years was * Drenching one Sunday morning to ? Congregation much depleted through ditadis and removals. "Soine have gone to their rest," lu declaimed sonorously. "Cithers huv< gone elsewhere." Which Was Which??Thro? prisoners st??od before a cross-eyed judge When lie askee the lirst one his nuint the second replied. "Tom White." "I did not speak to you," yelled tin judge, writer upon the third prisone spoke up. "Judge, your honor, 1 neve said a wo d." A MrJern Elephant.?Johnny cam back .rom the circus very much ex cited. "Oh. mamma," lie cried as soon a he got in the house, "Kate spiilci seme peanuts, and what do you sup Ikisc the eleph: nt did? lie picked 'en all up with his vacuum cleaner!" Describing It.?"How was the lev ture at the sehoo'.house last night asked Farmer Field. "Dull as a town ax," succinctly it plied Farmer Uunipshun. AMERICAN FEDERi This photograph was taken National Guard armory in Cincir plea for peace between labor und OLB WARRIOR i i General Agrainonte of Mexico is Now ' I 93. RODE IN CHARGE OF LIGHT BRIGADE i : Interesting Sketch of a Remarkab'" Soldier of Fortune Now Living a< i Mexico City. < It is an unl>oeominpr way to start n ' story about a fine old soldier, writes 1 ? ' Xln-r. ! Herbert Corey irom mv; v nj ...... Ico. It Is an even more unbecoming way to begin a story about the man 1 who is perhaps the finest old soldier? 1 considered as an individual?living- ' j today. But I am impelled to preface 1 the tale of General 0. Montgomery : Agramonte, ninety-three years old. : and still going strong, by the aneci dote of the two chauffeurs and the j chivalrous second, which I find in the I morning paper. "The two chauffeurs," runs the story in brief, "decided to fight out their quarrel with their fists. They did so at 3 o'clock in the morning, and 1 the combat was approaching a draw j when the man in front of whose house i they were fighting came out with a heavy blue steel howitzer. "Thrust yourselves into the breeze, you birds,* said tho man, 'before I un- 1 limber the jolly old mountain gun." i Shoots Principal Through Heart. "So they did. T'ut as they started ; to leave one of Ihe seconds, grieved j that the times had become so decadent that a quarrel might be setllt'd j by means of comparatively harmless fists, shot the other second's principal through the breast. When the police came up he was weltering fast." The moral of that yarn is that this is in many respects a conservative ' and changeless country. There is a law on the statute books making an | offense of the shedding of blood. Tbc | law does not specify how the blood ' is to be shed illegally. A dripping ear is as offensive" in the eyes of the i law as a slashed rib. So that the lo- j gieal Mexican, not earing to be pun- ; isiied for a trivial offense when f' I ' y' . I r: - / I K, **' < -S' U-V V , . ; | * ;. * ***&' John W. Goff, x former Suprei lean Bar Association Committee caused by coddling of prisoners ai lie says that law breaking in the a war on society. \TION OF LABOR MEET ? ' - T rhilc the American .f ederation ui a-.? inati. Samuel Gotupcrs, president of capital. years as an unwholesome exercise, that some one would have been rebelled by means of the earlier and more formal means. Somehow, it is difficult to Imagine this old soldier L'sin? his fists.Decorated in Crimean War. lie is ninety-three years old, with j white hair, white goatee, straight, possessed of a ceremonial courtesy ind a dauntless courage. Tt was seventy-two years ago when he was ; decorated with the Legion of Honor j in front of Sebastopol. To our unim- i aginative?oven dull?generation the i story of his life seems as incredible is that of tho Chevalier Bayard or the Admiralc Criehton. Yet, Agramonte, son of an old Cuban family. .. I had been a pupil in Paris when me i Crimean war broke out, and secured 1 i staff appointment with the Rritieh xrmy. On the way out he killed a British colonel in a duel by ipoonlight on the quarter deck of his ship. At Sebnstopul he visited the French headquarters just before the Russians made a sortie and cut off a portion of , the French, lie was unable to return , to his own troops, and when a Cossack ; swordsman rode oift in the .No Man's Land between the two armies, whirling his sword high in air, sinking a song of defiance and insult, Argainontc obtained permission to meet him in a single combat, like o:ic of the knights of old. The two armies stilled their guns to watch the fight, j The Cossack slashed the Cuban | through 1 he shoulder, but Agramonte, , v.ilh a back cut as lie stood m ills stirrups, dropped the Uossack's head down on his breast. It was a clean cut through the neck. Those were heroic days. in Charge of Light Brigade. Agramonte 'carried the dead man's head back to h. aihjuarters and the citation which acromimniod his Legion of Honor tells the story. He rode in the charge of the Light I Sri I nit, and lias the decoration and citation to show for it. When Germany attacked in 1S70 he managed to gel on the staff of General .Mc.Mahou. lie fought in the Garibaldian wars of independence, and a cane which Garibaldi gave him Is carried on Independence Day by the Italian societies here. He was an officer with Grant in the Union army and spent eight years in Cuba fighting for independence. In 1 til-1..when there was some disposition to make life unpleasant for Americans here. General Agramonte (Vfjani/.ed a company for defense. The then ftovornor of the federal district sent for hiin. As Aftrntnontu mounted t!>c stairs lie noticed an In? dh.'n soldier on each step. When In went into the fjovernor's office the latter said: "So you .arc the 'had' Agratnor.te?" "Xot 'had' I hope," said the j;enDDLING OF PRISONERS. ; . v ^ J ji|j ! J ?,J: |l j i'ij lie Court Justice, who toM the Anier011 Law Enforcement that crime is nd tardy justice, anions ctl.er things, i country to-day is nothing less than S IN CINCINNATI. -^...x..r.,:w<^ .1 bor was in session at the Ohio the Federation, made a strong oral. "Suppose I wore to order those Indians outside to shoot you in the hack as you leave?" I Handling a Troublesome Governor | "You are an honorable man. gov- J ernor," said Agrnmontc, "and would not do that. Also, it is a beautiful day. 1 would he happy if you wouid accompany me home." He thrust the black nose of an automatic at the governor. The two men walked down the stairs, arm in arm and chatted pleasantly all the way to Agrnmonte's home. The governor himself has told the ?>tory. No one knows what he may have planned to do. Eight years ago the bank In which Agramonte and many other Americans had all their money hurst. There was a meeting at the American elul> at which some wild things were | said. Agramonte calmed them. "Don't be children," said he. "It happened and that's an end to it. Come. I have three dollars and a half in my pocket, which is all I have left in the world. I'll buy a drink for the crowd and we'll all go home." A gallant old soldier. AND BUSINESS WENT ON Washington Town Was Moved Twelve Miles Without Loss of Time. A country bank on wheels, doing business as usual,, while moving through sage brush hills, populated only by jack. rabbits and coyotes, a string of stores and residences creeping along with it?such was the stiango sight witnessed here tlds week. Likewise it brought a sudden increase in the population of Nappel, a little town c:i I lie oasis in the Columbia Lasin desert. The occasion was the removing of the littie town of Wheeler, a common ily of two h 11 ndrod persons, situaieu On a. branch of the Northern l'acilic, to amalgamate with Nappol on tlie now extension of the Milwaukee to tills place. Nappel is the center of a building' l)Ooin because of the recent opening of several thousand acres of irrigated land with plenty of water available for all purposes. The people of Wheeler, eager to get closer to the hub of the new irrigation decided to accept offers of building cites from Nappel and literally plaeed their shops and habitations on wheels and moved ' over. GOOD CORN YIELD Negro Farmer Made Averago of 35 Bushels to Acre Last Y?ar. More than 1 1,000 negro farmers In North Carolina, Texas and Virginia who raised tin,000 acres of corn last year under the advice of county agents, employed co-operatively by the Department of Agriculture and ! slate agricultural college, obtained average yields of .15 bushels an acre. I The average for ail farms in these I states ranged from 17 to 25 bushels an acre, the department said recently, j in Virginia, nearly 5,000 of the neg(gro demonstrators planted pure seed i and about ?,000 selected seed for | their 1922 01.?p. All these demonstra; t mi pints of corn were harvested except S7 .lores, which were "hogged down." It is estimated that 70 per ( tut. of the negro fanners in Virginia aio following methods of growing corn taught h.v extension workers. I ?Anderson, .June 22: There were ' 12 workmen r< pairing a dam neat 'Anderson mill who had a narrow escape from death today. The trestle ; of the 1'. & X. road goes over n part of this dam. and when the workmen were directly underneath this part ol j the dam a train passing ovc-r had oni of the oars to jump the track and fall on part of the dam. The holding ol t the coupling for .i minute gave the met an opportunity t?> get out of the way The car was buried in soft iniid about j It feet below the track. ? William Uoekefcllor who, with hit brother. John 1). iioekefcller, built u| ihe family millions in tin- oil indtis ! try, died last Saturday <:t" pneumonia I His (h ath occiim-d at his country es ; taIt? rt Xorta Tarrytown. ovcrlnokirt) tin* Hudson river. lie was SI years o tiro. .Mr. Kookefoller was caught in : ' heavy rain in N< w York city a wed iatro, and the void that developed wa: ithe ininr-dintr c.atsc of his death. Tin i funeral took place yesterday niorninj land a- soon |>ossiblc the body wil ' < laid liy the side of his wife in i j Sl'.Vt.oni! tenth t' t is now Hearing com : oh-! on on |tjs North Tarrytown estate , 't t'uier the direction of nroheolo ! gists. i voavatlon work has now bcgui ! on the Taurine Unfits, four miles fror t'ivoavecehia, near Home. Two-third jof Hie hatha are under grounds. The [ were begun by the Emperor Trajai land remained in use for four centur j it s. They had a large central hal with leading rooms, besido tlio but,hi Fcdcr.nl Aid.?South Carolina h;is | rcifivcil a total apportionment of $f?,- j 007.S51.SJ of federal aid for roads and! bridges to date, exclusive of the $707,OOo available July I of this year, according to figures announced by the state highway department. Of this total $ l,t)35.72s.2S has already been allotted, leaving $72.1-0..70 for allotment. These figures include all the aid supplied since the policy of federal aid was established by the government. If the *707,000 to be available July 1 is counted, the total apportionment to South Carolina will be ?f>.71t,S5l.s!. Of the total apportionment $821,374.77 has been allotted to major bridge, projects of the state, not in*.111*1 i 111 r t'lfifi OOll fit In- irivlMl til tin* Ashley river bridge at Charleston out of the new appropriation available July 1. The Santcc bridge of Murray's ferry heads the list with aid amounting'to $123,734.09. Charleston county takes first rank in the aid apportionment with $251,184.55. These' figures do not include allotments made out of the new appropriation available July t. Some of the other larger amounts include $174,155.09 to Anderson county, $101,095.09 to Ilea u fort, $104,900.54 to Florence, $127,852.39 to (Ireen.vllle, $100,198.95 to fSreenwood, $109,840.00 to Ixocington, $160,089.18 to Orangeburg, $200,259.21 to Spartanburg, $138,804.16 .to Sumter, $104,617.04 to Union and $115,032.07 to York. i ? The long drawn out trial of flov erne Lenn Small on the charge of conspiracy came to a close at Waukcgan, Illinois, last Saturday with a verdict of acquittal. The Jury was out 1 hour and 2a minutes. The governor was accused of having made large sums for himself while treasurer of the state by getting interest on the state's money. In the spring when icebergs come floating down from the glaciers of Greenland, coastguard service vessels of the American fleet go out in search of them. When n berg is found the vessels wireless its presence to the boats of all nations in the vicinity. The coast of the patrol is borne by all the maritime nations using the Atlantic in HI Vf/ui iiuu IV die uuiuuci ui ni.ij>o o?nI ing under their respective flags. 1922 ROAD TAXES NOW DUE. | Payments Must Be Made On or Before July 1, 1922. : fPHE attention of all concerned is called to the fact that the Commutation Koad Tax of THREE DOLLARS is now due, and payable on or before JULY, 1, 1922, after which date no Commutation Tax money can be accepted under the law. In remitting by : mail always indicate the Township in which you live. Persons failing to pay the $1 Commutation Tax on or before JULY 1, will be liable to FIVE Days' service on the roads. H. E. NEIL, Treasurer of York County. 15 June 6-13-20-27-30 t 5t DORSETT'S SHOE SHOP \\r.* ext^rk 1/initml tlm VPVV Shprpr building with a complete equipment for repairing any anil all kinds of shoes in a first class manner on short notice. Complete line of shoe laces, shoo polishes, shoe dressings, and "1'ouSlip-On" rubber heels. Special attention to Parcels J'ost Customers. Complete stock of lirst class harness. A. D. DORSETT, Proprietor. Telephone No. 233. Typewriter Ribbons and Typewriter Papers at The Enquirer Office. J < > ? nrvt /^f f| . Ihe [ if 01 IAIN is as si i | r\ your conical a 1 ;in unfair si ra * I (lie 1 Wo. TIIK LINKS 0r the cli r I wit1' your home ? whirl i '| injr happiness. IT WiLL PAY VOL 1 W. 1 - 1 CONTRACT ?! {m " f Phone No. 233 11 if LORD CALVERT 0?0ee: VOTAN Coffee PERRI WALLA Tea VOTAN Tea BEE BRAND Salad Dressing PREMIER Salad Dressing REAL RED Salmon OLD COLONY Flour PURE Strained Honey? ALL of the above are the BEST that can be secured. SEE US FOR? CEMENT. CANE SEED, OLD ENGLISH FLOOR wax. Right Fresh STREAKED 15ACON, Country CORN MEAL. CARROLL BEOS. A Fountain Pen? YES, most iikely you have one, anil perhaps you arc very well satisfied with it?not entirely, hut fairly satislied. One objection to most self-filling fountain pens is that "It don't hold ink enough." That's a common complaint. You hear it every day. Try a DUNN. It drinks like a camel?holds more ink than any other pen of the same barrel size and it not only holds the ink but it is one of the smoothest, easiest writing pens ever made. Drop in and let us show you a DUNN Pen. PARKER LUCKY CURVE PENS The Parker Pen is as staple as gold dollars. It numbers its friends by the thousands?many swear by it. Yes,' we have PARKED Pens and we roe-j ominend thorn to the man who wants \ a really dependable Fountain pen for! either pocket or desk use. Have them i in all sizes to lit every hand and in a ; variety of prices to suit your purse. CALHOUN DRUG STORE Experts Fainting an Automobile j Will make it look like a NEW CAR, ! especially, when it has been rubbed f j down and sand papered and the finest j | quality of coach paint and varnish has I been used. WHEN WE J'A l.\T A CAR in any desired color it looks like | I new and the paint will last indefinitely. ] j It will also protect it and you >,'et pro- ' | tcction and beauty combined when it I is painted by JOHNSON'S painLop JAS. A. JOHNSON, Manager Auto Painters, Body and Top Builders, kock iixll, s. 0. I SPECIALS TH?is WE Men's HoikI iloary OVERALLS?IJ Men's ALL LEATHER SHOES -1' .Mill's Heavy WORK SHIRTS?Pr Men's WORK RANTS?Pair Yard-Wide SHEET I NO?Yard .... DRESS and APRON GINGHAMS (j "in la>t i'hiKCAi^wrs?uoi-k ami ja 11 Pretty Patterns In VOILES, OHG^ J i SILK PONGEE in all Colors far ] I Li-lies' MED ROOM SLIPPERS I [ A New Shipment of Ladies' and I I | OX Ft >RDS Prici -i t . ]i One Mnt Young Men's PANTS W< J i SPECIAL SALE ON LADIES' WA I 1 A new Shipment ui STATIONERY -[ YOU'LL Fit II NATHAN FEINSTE! J? YORK, S. C. EVERYTHING F( v l'vvvv'! !m?'vv'!"!*vv v v trongest Li in iht oii? as its weak csl link, in < ml liio exloiil of your wife's I in if the possession of your 0\ aili of your on u life ;irc mail i is like 11 key si one?we can I <> see us. An interview costs L. WALL COR AND BUILDING SU3 y\CK \\ NllEU.KIi IH'I LI I\ Hill II KEEP COOL , get one of our refrigerators or an ice rox. % KEEP COOL nrv yoitr porch shade from lts. KEEP COOL see l*s for yoitr lawn furniture. M. L. Ford J. C. Ford Edmund Ford M. L. FORD & SONS LICENSED UNDERTAKERS AND EMBALMERS CLOVER. 8. C. CUT GLASS FOR WEDDING GIFTS \vb ilavb just received an unusually pretty line of cut class in many designs, ESPECIALLY SUITED FOR wkdding cuts?the gift that is always in good taste and always highly appreciated. come in and let us show you this cut glass?it is worth a look over?you don't have to buy?but we ll ee glad to show you. CLOVER DRUG STORE Quality and Service. Phone No. 2 CLOVER, 3. C CASH & CARRY CO. TP you want to save money 011 vonv Groceries, conic to THE CASH & CARRY And look over our stock and get our prices before buying. JUST A FEW BAGS Of Orange and Amber Cane Seed left. Will make a Special Price on them. See us. The Cash and Carry Store iEK AT FEINSTEIN'S || 'air ? $1.15 i J air $1.98 ] l iced 75 CTS. to $1.00 ( ( $ 1.25 and Up J > 10 CTS. < \ -Yard 10 CTS. < itflit Colors?Vard ? 10 CTS. J | vivii.'w ..... r.Tfi IJn ' I " '1.1* ef? Jj Ml Colors- Pair 98 CT8. <[ ;iiililren's PATENT 4STKAP i $1.75 to $150 Pair j , ?rt 'i $5.00 At tb< Pall ... $3.50 J? ISTS- C