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tumorous gqjartmrnt.
Tha Fracture.?"You know what a
crank by brother Lucas is," said Miss
Fretty Tamms. "He's so queer a body
can't get along with him in any com
fort, skurcely, and have anything to
say. I don't know why an old bachelor
should be so ranktankerous, but so 'tis
* in his case. If I get a comfortable
sauahble started with him?and it's a|
real pleasure to quarrel with a relative
at times, you know?he'll say his
say, and then shut right up and pout
to himself for half a day. He's terrible
unsociable, that way. '
"Well, this morning I was telling
him what I thought of 'most every- ,
thing: in general, and he sassed back
for ten minutes or so, and then he
snapped shut like a turtle and wouldn't
say another word, and went upstairs
to his room. I was scrubbing the
floors, and after a while I got upstairs
Into the hall, and was still kinda discussing
things with myself, that being {
more interesting than keeping still.
And he came out of his room and
started down stairs, prob'Iy to get out
of hearing, or something and he stepped
on the cake of soap, and flopped
up in the air, and went down stairs on .
the middle of his back, and broke his
silence."
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Soma Liars.?An American traveler
entered into conversation with a Boer t
fanner during a long arid tiresome ]
train journey, as an Englishman tells i
It (
As is the way of Americans, he i
started boasting on the U. S. A. i
"Believe me," he said, "we had a 1
cabbage so large over there that its (
shadows darkened Broadway. Sud- j
denly it faded and decayed, and In i
time it was found that the rabbits in t
Australia had eaten away the roots." I
"Some cabbage!" said the Boer. 1
"But when I was on the farm in South i
Africa we had an ostrich that ate an t
*- ?J ~ ?machlnP. and 1
illJV pau aiiu UUU1MV4>..0
for the next three years every egg was
dated and numbered."
The Joke.?"A funny thing happened
over beyond |Tount Pizgy tuther
night," related Gap Johnson, of Rumpus
Ridge. "A bunch of Whitecapa
drug a feller out of bed and whaled
him mighty nigh to v. frazzle with
hickory withes."
"What for?" inquired the neighbor
to whom the incident was being related.
"That's the funny part of it! They
went back the next night and owned
right up that the joke was on him.
j They'd made a mistake and?yawhaw!
haw!?gone to the wrong house."
Hew About Thio One??They were
thrown into each other's society in a
country house, without common interests
or the least attraction for each
othor.
-Finally, after casting about for a
fertile subject of conversation, only to
fail in every attempt, he said, desperately:
"Will you marry me?"
She considered long and deeply.
"I think HI say yes," she replied at
last. "It will give us so much more
to talk about wnue we re nere.
Almost Perfect.?Movie fan, after
reading the names of the author, the
scenario writer, adapter, director, supervisor,
photographer, art-titler and
property man on the screen:
"Now, if I knew the name of the
man who sweeps out the studio or who
brings the onions for the star's tears,
I could set right back and enjoy the
picture."
It All Doponda.?"Forty years ago,"
declared the self-made man, "I got my
real beginning. I started out in New
York with one hundred dollars. What
do you think of that?"
"Well." returned the New Yorker,
"it all depends on where you were going.",
I
A Ruling Passion.?"Why in the
world did she marry him? He has lost
one leg, his hair is gone, one eye is
out and he hasn't any teeth."
"He was her final, grand success.
That woman has always had a mad
passion for remnants."
His Wail.?"My nephew, who lately
graduated from the state university,"
a trifle ruefully confessed Farmer
Bentover, "complains that I am so illbred
that a gentleman can hardly live |
off from me without losing his belf- (
respect." ,
]
Seeing How to Sleep.?"Why do you <
want a light left in your room when i
you go to bed, dear?" asked little i
Lela's mother. "Are you afraid?" 1
"No, mamma," replied Lela, "I want ]
it so that I can see to go to sleep." ]
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More to the Point.?"An ounce of
prevention is woith a pound of cure,"
quoted the Parlor philosopher.
"And what is more to the point, it
costa lees," amended the Mere Man.
Seasonable.?Rastu9: Dis heah old
watch yer sold me last week loses
time badly. i
Peddler: It ain't the watch dat's
goin* slower. It's the days what's gettin'
longer.
Incredible.?"One-half of the world
knoweth not how the other half llveth,"
quoted the philosopher.
"Gee," cried the skeptic, "I didn't
know there were so many people in the
ri rohn min/lftrl thr?ir ftwn htisi
?*vi iu nnv iiiuiuvw vmv?? w -ness."
A Long Parting.?He: Why are you
ao sad. durling?
She: I was just thinking this is the
last evening we can be together until
tomorrow.
PRESIDENT TO CONGRESS.
(Continued From Page One.)
and appeals to minimize the likelihood
and throw off the crushing burdens oi
armament. It is all very earnest, with
a national soul impelling. But a people
unemployed and gaunt with hunger
face a situation quite as disheartening
as war and our greater obligation today
is to do the government's part to
ward resuming productivity and promoting
fortunate and remunerative
employment.
Something more than tariff protection
is required by American agriculture.
To the farmer has come the earlier
and heavier burdens of readjustment.
There is actual depression in
our agricultural industry, while agrieultural
prosperity is absolutely essential
to the general prosperity of the
country.
Relief for Farmere.
Congress has soi/ght very earnestly
to provide relief. It has promptly given
such temporary relief as has been
possible, but the call is insistent for the
permanent solution. It is inevitable
that the large crops lower the prices
ind short crops advance them. No legislation
can secure that fundamental
aw. But there must be some economic
solution for the excessive variation in
"eturns for agricultural production.
It is rather shocking to be told, and
:o have the statement strongly supported
that nine million bales of cot:on
raised on American plantations in
i given year, will actually be worth
nore to the producers than thirteen
million bales woulc' have be"3.1. Equaly
shocking is the statement that 700,>00,000
bushels of wheat raised by
American farmers, would brin.j them
nore money than a billion bushels. Yet
hese are not exaggerated statements,
n a world where there are tens of milions
who need food and clothing
vhlch they cannot get, such a condiion
is sure to indict the social system
vhich makes it possible.
In the main the remedy lies in distri>ution
and marketing. Every proper
sncouragement should be given to the
:ooperatlve marketing programmes.
These have proven very helpful to the
:ooperating communities in Europe. In
Russia the cooperative community has
>ecome the recognized bulwark of the
aw and order, and saved individualism
'rom engulfment in social paralysis.
Jltimately they will be accredited with
he salvation of the Russian state.
There Is the appeal for this experinent.
Why not try it? No one chalenges
the right of the farmer to a
arger share of the consumer's pay for
lis product. No one disputes that we
annot live without the farmer. He is
ustlfled in rebelling against the trans>ortation
cost. Given a fair return for
lis labor, he will have less occasion to
ippeal for financial aid: and given asturance
that his labors shall not be in
,*ain, we reassure all the people of a
^reduction sufficient to meet our naional
requirements and guard against
iisaster.
Labor Problem.
While this set of problems is comnonly
comprehended under the general
>hrase, "capital and labor" it is really
r-astly broader, it is a question of so:ial
and economic organization. Labor
las become a larger contributor
hrough its savings to the stock of captal,
while the people who own the
argest individual aggregates of capital
ire themselves often hard and earnest
aborers. Very often it is extremely
iifficult to draw the lin4 of demarcaion
between the two groups. To deermine
whether a particular individual
s entitled to be set down as a laborer
)r as a capitalist. In a very large proportion
of cases he is both, and when
le is both he is the most useful citi:en.
The right of labor to organize is just
is fundamental and necessary as is the
Ight of capita) to organize. The right
it labor to negotiate, to deal with and
solve its project problems in an organzed
way, through its authorized agents
Is just as essential as is the right of
capital to organize to maintain corporitions,
to limit the liabilities of stockholders.
Indeed, we have come to recognize
the limited liability of the citisen
as a member of a labor organization
closely parallels the limitation of
liability of the citizen as a stockholder
in a corporation for profit. Along this
line of reasoning, we shall make the
greatest progress toward solution of
our problems of capital and labor.
In the case of the corporation which
enjoys the privilege of limited liability
lit stockholders, particularly when engaged
in the public service, when recognized
that the outside public has a
large concern which must be protected;
and we provide regulations, restrictions
and in some cases detailed
supervisions. Likewise, in the case of
labor organizations, we might well apply
similar and equally well-defined
principles of regulation and supervision
in order to conserve the public's interests
as affected by their operations.
Just as if it is not desirable that a
corporation shall be allowed to impose
undue actions upon the public, so it is
not desirable that a labor organization
shall be permitted to exact unfair
terms on persons or subject the public
to actual distresses in order to enforce
its terms. Finally, just as we arc earnestly
seeking for procedures whereby
to adjust and settle political differences
between nations without resort
to war, so we may well look about for
means to settle the differences between
organized capital and organized labor
without resort to those forms of warfare
which we recognize under the
name of strikes, lockout, boycotts and
the like.
As we have great bodies of law
carefully regulating the organization
und operations of industrial and financial
corporations, as we have treaties
and compacts among nations which
look to the settlement of the differences
without the necessity of conflict in
arras, -so we might well have plans of
conference of common counsel, of mediation
and arbitration and judicial determination
in controversies betweer
labor and capital. To accomplish this
would involve the necessity to develop
I a thorough-going code of practice ir
' dealing with such affairs. It might bt
1 well to frankly 'Set forth the superior
s interest of the community as a whole
. to either the labor group or the capital
1 group. With rights, privileges, Lmmu
nities ana moaes or organization inus
carefully defined. It should be possible
to set up judicial or quasi judicial tri'
buna!s for the consideration and determination
of all disputes which menace
the public welfare.
Homes for Soldier*.
After each war, until the last, the
government has been anabled to give
homes to its returned soldiers, and a
large part of our settlement and development
has attended this generous provision
of land for the nation's defenders.
There is yet unreserved approximately
200,000,000 acres In the public
domain, 20,000,000 of which are known
to be susceptible of reclamation and
made fit for homes by provision for Irrigation.
Famine in Russia.
While we are thinking of promoting
the fortunes of our own people I an
sure there is .room for the sympathetic
thought of America for fellow human
beings who are suffering and dying of
starvation in Russia. A severe drought
in the valley of the Volga has plunge<l
15,000,000 people into grievous famine.
Our voluntary agencies are exerting
themselves to the utmost to save the
lives of children in this area, but it iii
now evident that unless relief is af>
forded the loss of life will extend intc
many millions. America can not bt
deaf to such a call as that.
We do not recognize the government
of Russia, nor tolerate the propaganda
which emanates therefrom, but we do
not forget the traditions of Russian
friendship. We may put aside our
consideration of all international politics
and fundamental differences in
government. The big thing is the call
for the suffering and the dy^ng. Unreservedly
I recommend the appropriation
necessary to supply the American
relief administration with 10,000,000
bushels of corn and 100,000,000 bushels
of seed grain,*not alone to halt the
wave of death through starvation, but
to enable spring planting in areas
where the seed grains have been exhausted
temporarily to stem starvation.
Many of us belong to that school of
thought which is hesitant about alternig
the fundamental law. I think our
tax problems, the tendency of wealth
to seek non-taxable investment, and
the manacing increase of public debt?
federal, state and municipal?all justify
a proposal to change the legislation
so as to end the issue of non-taxable
bonds. No action can change the status
of many billions outstanding, but
we can guard against future encouragement
of capital's paralysis while a
halt in the growth of public indebtedness
would be beneficial throughout
our whole land.
AgreeaDie 10 our expreaauu ucauc
and in complete accord with the purposes
of the legis'ative branch of the
government, there is in Washington, as
you happily know, an international
conference now most earnestly at work
on plans for the limitation of armament,
a naval holiday and the Just settlement
of problems which might develop
into causes of international disagreement.
It is easy to believe a world hope Is
centered on this capital city. A most
gratifying world accomplishment is not
Improbable.
Affairs of South Carolina.?The state
of South Carolina never faced more
difficult problems, economically than
it faces at the present time. And for
this reason the approaching session
of the general assembly in which body
these problems will exert an Influence,
may become either the most constructive
or, the most neglectful body of
South Carolinians ever assembled in
the state house.
Because of agricultural conditions,
in the greater area of the state, presenting
difficulties unknown before,
coming at a time when the furidamen4"1
f tnvntiAn /ImrnlAnArl n n
Sharon, S. C. I ?
J. Clyde Plexico A. B. Plexico J
Uli JJIUUICU1 1/1 lUAanvu
acute stage through pressing demands
of progress, the next legislature will
have its hands full.
Wh le one element in the stnte cries
out against the burden of taxation,
falling upon lands unproductive under
boll weevil conditions, another clement
calls for greater expenditure,
for schools and highways. There are
even those who talk of great state
bond issues for highway building and
are prepared to press their argument.
Those who study the situation realize
that tho fundamental business before
the next session of the general
assembly is the revision of the tax
system of tho state. Hut these same
students of the situation have been
urging that for several years without
results in the general assembly, and it
id possible that again they may march
up the hill and down again. Because
the state is really flaring a revolution
in its agricultural methods, it is all the
more important that its affairs, be set
in order and its resources assembled
for the light that is ahead. The state
must make progress and it can afford
to make progress, if its revenues are
ilicri'uacu llliuii^ll ?III H|UIUUMV W.?tribution
by all elements of property.
Tho present condition can be made
the starting point towards greater
' things in the state, if the representa'
tives of tho people of the state, who
assemble in Columbia this winter will
fully comprehend their opportunity for
i constructive statesmanship. If the
general assembly plays the construc1
tive game it will win.?Spartanburg
i Herald.
! ?Cod give us men, and then help us
to provide Jobs for them.
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We have a splendid line of each model. <
One dollar will deliver any Grafanola to }
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