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dftumorous department.
Ah!?A certain cantankerous old
gentleman not long ago advertised for
a chauffeur, who was required, among
other qualifications, to possess an intimate
acquaintance with the neighborhood,
but to his surprise he received
not a single application for the
post.
"I cannot understand it at all," he
said, during a chat one day \ylth a man
at the local livery stables ne naa mentioned
the fact to.
"Let me see," said the latter, as a
gleam of Intelligence flitted across his
face. "Ye advertised I believe, for one
as must be well acquainted with the
neighborhood, didn't ye?"
"I did," replied the old gentleman,
shortly. "I want some one who knows
his way about."
"Ah, that explains it," was the answer.
"Ye see, them as knows the
neighborhood *ud know you, too."
Justerand's Wit.?Ambassador John
Jean Jusserand, for the last twenty
years the representative of Prance in
the United States, has a Bense of humor
that is a constant delight to
Washington. What is probably hia
prize quip was made some years ago,
when the public was engaged in
laughing a ridiculous statue out of the
Capitol grounds. The Statue was of
George Washington. It represented
the father of his country sitting, entirely
nude, amid the snows and wintry
blasts of Capitol Hill, one finger
raised solemnly above head. "I know
what he is saying," M. Jusserand
opined. "He is saying: 'My soul Is in
heaven and my clothes are in the Nat\
ional Museum."
Home Paper Week.?November 7-12
hn3 been designated all over the
United States as "Subscribe for Your
Home Town Paper Week"?which is
rather out of the usual. We have
"Dollar Day," , "Pay up Week." and
every kind of days and weeks?so why
not a week for the home paper? Some
newspapers are about all that's progressive
in many places and they are
frequently the communities' best assets.
\Vc hope the "week" will see
many thousand subscribers added to
the list of the "Home Town Paper"
November 7-12 all over the country.?
Hartwell Sun.
Advice to Reggie.?"Reggie," said
old Goldbags, as he handed over g
banknote for 5 pounds to his son, but
still kept hold of one corner of it as
he delivered his homily: "Reggie, I
don't want to stint you on spending
money; whenever you go out with the
boys?and girls?I want you to pay
your share of the expenses, but ?"
The old man stopped, then continued:
"But. Ueeaie. everv once in a while
I wont you to remember that it taken
a hundred pounds three hundred and
sixty-Ave days, working day and night
and Sundays, at 5 per cent, to cam 5
pounds."
Time to Rest.?A territorial battalion
was on parade. After the usual
inspection the colonel gave the order
to march. The band struck up a lively
air and the battalion moved on; but
a trombone player on the left of the
front rank stood still, causing the band
to cense playing.
The colonel, riding up to the man,
exclaimed furiously; "Move on, man;
move on. What on earth are you
stopping for?"
"Be aisy, sor; aisy," said the man,
"I've got fifteen bars rest."
Interested in Scooter.?Little Billy,
being at the seaside, was taken ill and
confined to his bed for a day. A timid
caller came to inquire, a small boy
unknown at the tfouse, evidently some
playmate of the sands.
Little Billy's mother was touched,
praised the caller, kissed hiin for his
thoughtful attention, and gave him
chocolates.
Billy's playmate then backed nervously
down tiie steps, gathering
courage as he went for a final inquiry:
"If Billy dies." he said, when
safely on the pavement, "can I hove
his scooter?"
Misunderstanding.?Two young women
artists in Spain arrived at a
country inn, hot, dusty, and thirsty.
They couldn't talk Spanish, but
wanted some milk badly, so one of
them drew a most beautiful high-arty
cow, while the other jingled some
coins.
The Spaniards looked and a boy was
sent off post-haste.
In half an hour the boy re nrned,
hot and triumphant?with two tickets
fo a hull fight.
The Doctor's Advice.?A woman
who had been to a garden party garbed
in the least and latest bit of fashion's
decree, on returning, to town experienced
the first results cf a possible
chill. She hastened to her doctor
and sought advice as to the best
means to prevent an on coming cola.
The doctor was abrupt, ne mereiy
said, "Madam, you had better go home,
dress yourself, and go to bed."
Funny.?Tne absent-minded father
came down to breakfast in a rare pood
humor?probably he had forgotten the
reason why.
Seeinp his sor. rt the table, he greeted
him heartily. "How are you, my
dear boy? And tell me, how is your
father today?"
Plenty of Wood Left,?"There is not
a boy in this town who is as clever as
our Tom." said Mrs. Brown.
"How is that?" inquired Mrs. Black.
Mrs. Brown?"Book at these two
chairs. Tom made thorn out of his
own head, and he has enouRh wood
left ijn make nn armchair."
HANDLING OF COTTON
Clarence Poe Tells How Dumping and
Careless Selling Affects Price.
"The selling: and dumping of cotton
by Individual growers, under present
conditions, is one of the greatest conceivable
"bear" forces on the cotton
market. It is one of the strongest
possible forces for breaking prices
every fail on every pound of cotton we
coll
So writes Clarence Poe, member
of ihe Organization Committee of the
N. C. Cotton Growerfe' Co-operative
association. In further developing
his idea, he 'says:
"Suppose a farmer has good middling
cotton that Is really worth at
the time It 4s offered 21 cents a
pound. Suppose a buyer sayn to him,'I
will give you 17 cents for your cotton.'
Suppose the farmer finally gets
19 cents. Then when anothdr farmer
comes along with good middling, Mr.
Buyer says: 'Well, I have just bought
a bale as good as yours for 19 cents,'
or 'We ore paying 19 cents for this
grade today.' The result is that the
Becond farmer is likely to take 19
cents also. And so on with other
farmers who come to the market. And
the same depression in prices is forced
by all other buyers of the less scrupulous
sort. (Of course there are many
buyers who want only a fair profit, but
the farmer cannot discriminate.)
"Now, what happens further? The
average price paid for cotton on that
market that day is reported. Then
the average for all grades is seen to
be considerably lower than standard
market prices. Consequently, word
goes out that 'Farmers are letting cotton
go at such and such a price; why
pay more? And on a thousand mark
ets over the south, every day, there is |
more or less this tendency to hear
prices.' The average price paid for
cotton 'basis middling" in each market
is reported and the cumulative result
is highly important For New York,
New Orleans and Liverpool betting is
simply betting on the price at which
the farmer will turn loose his cotton,
and when he Is known to turn it loose
at leAs than the standard figure, all
prices drop accordingly.
"In other words, the cotton marketing
business today is dominated
by buyers, and it is to the average
buyer's interest to get cotton as
cheaply as he can. In actual practice,
therefore, a very great proportion of
our cotto'i buyers become 'bear* influences,
beating down prices in the
ways just suggested.
"On the other hand the strpng capable,
highly efficient selling agencies
for co-operative marketing associations,
would become one of the most
powerful 'bull' Influences, an Influence
for maintaining and boosting cotton
prices. It will he to the interest of
these co-operative marketing representatives
to see that cotton sells not
as low as possible, but as high as possible,
for they will be hired by the
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
, York County.
By J. L. Houston, Esquire. Probate
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JUUgt; ui x ui a. v. uuih>.
In the Probate Court.
WHEREAS Mrs. ELLA L. BYERS
has applied to me for Letters of
Administration on all and singulnr, the
goods and chattels, rights and credits
[ of S. ALICE ADAMS, late of the coun;ty
aforesaid, deceased.
These are, therefore, to cite and adj
monish all and singular the kindred
! and creditors of the said deceased, to
j be and appear before me at our next
j I'robate Court for the said County, to
i be holden at York Court House on the
| 26TH DAY OF OCTOBER, 1921, to
' shew cause, if any, why the said Ad|
ministration should not be granted.
! Given under mv hand and seal this
11th day of October in the year of
our Lord one thousand nine hundred
and twenty-one and in the 146th year
of American Independence.
J. L. HOUSTON.
Probate Judge of York County.
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farmer, and responsible to the farmer,
and the higher the prices they got for
the farmer, the more certain will they
be of continued employment and good
salaries.
"At a risk of a little repetition, let's
sum up the whole matter this way:
"Under the present system, the main
voice in naming cotton prices is that
of the cotton buyers. They are the
keenest, best informed, best financed,
and most resourceful group in hie
cotton marketing game. And it is to
intorrvst nf tho nvci'n^p huver to I
get cotton cheaply as he can. Consej
qucntly he becomes naturally and inevitably
a 'bear' influence on cotton in
the way just illustrated, and the cotton
prices suffer accordingly.
"Under the co-operative marketing
sywtem on the other hand an equally
aonspicuous factor in the markets will
be the selling agent, employed by the
farmers' co-operative selling association?selling
agents who will be just
as keen, just as well-informed, just
as resourceful, and Just as well financed
as cotton buyers are now. It will
be to the interest of these selling
agents to sell cotton as high as they
can, and by knowing the full market
price for every pound of high grade
that is offered, the co-operative marketing
association' will become the most
permanent 'bull' influence the cotton
market has ever known, the most
powerful agency for holding up prices
and % preventing their depression by
unwise and ignorant selling.
"In short, the present system of selling
qotton K a 'hear' system that undoubtedly
forces down cotton prices
Ix-low the proper level every year that
comes. The co-operative marketing
system will )>e a 'bull' system that will
prevent the selling, of cotton below its
real worth and thereby become a factor
to hold up or boost prices every
season that comes.
"Which system should farmers
choose?
Received This Week?
LEAPS PROLIFIC SEED WHEAT,
SEED RAPE, 8EED OATS,
NOW IS THE TIME TO SOW.
ANOTHER SHIPMENT?
Of that good, heavy BAGGING.
GALVANIZED IRON in 6, 7, 8, 9 and
10 foot lengths.
IF YOU NEED ANY
SUGAR and FLOUR, we will make it
to your interest to see us before you
buy.
WE ARE WELL STOCKED
On all kinds of Building Material.
Everything you need to repair or build
a house?Our prices are reasonable.
We have Crimson Clover and Hairy
Vetch 8eed.
YOKK. SUJfJMiY CU.
Wholesale and Retail.
}NCE you have bought an\
Eversharp you incur no\
ther pencil expense except the \
ignificant cost of Eversharp \
ids. A single supply of these \
ds, made especially to fit \
ersharp Pencils, lasts months
1 months. Eversharp quickly I
;s for itself. And, remember, /
asts a lifetime 1 Be sure you /
; the genuine Eversharp. The '
lie is on the pencil. Call
lay to see our splendid
ortment. A style for every
uir erner.t.
aler's Kama and Address
EVERSHARP
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, R. L. Wylie, Prop.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Of Application for Discharge.
In the District Court of the United
States?For the Western District of
South Carolina.
; In The Matter of J. R. Kelly, York, S.
C., Bankrupt.?No. B-245, In Bankruptcy.
j To the Creditors of the above named
f Bankrupt:
T'AKE Notice that on September 9,
| 1921, the above named bankrupt
1 tiled his petition in said Court praying
mat ne may ne aecrwa uy mc vuuh
to have a full discharge from ail debts
provable against bis estate, except
such debts as are excepted hy law
from such discharge, and a hearing
was thereupon ordered and will be;
had upon said petition on November j
I. 1921 before said Court, at Greenville, j
| in so id District, at 11 o'clock in the
forenoon, at which time and place nil!
known creditors and other persons in!
i interest may appear and show cause j
! if any they have why the prayer of !
; said |>ctition should not he granted,
1>. C. DURHAM.
! - * Clerk.
Dated at Greenville S C? Oct fl,4*l0i* 1.
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THE COOL WEATHER
IS UPON US.
ARE YOU PREPARED to give him a
strong fight? If not, we can help you.
We have a complete stock of UNDERWEAR
for Men, Women and, for
Philrirpn
BLANKETS.
WE HAVE THEM In Cotton and in !
Wool.
Wool Hosiery for dress and every
day wear.
Ladies' and Men's- Coats.,
Sweaters for Men, Women and Children.
Wool Caps for Children and Ladies.
8HOES FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY
For everyday and for dress wear.
THE PRICES IN OUR STORE
Are based on the s'tiA pocketbook. Jn
other words, you caA buy here $1.50
\Vorth of goods for $1.00. That ought
to sound good to everybody?especially
to the ones who would be most economical.
FEINSTEIN & KRIVIS
THE CASH STORE
We Do Not Charge or Send Out Any
Goods on Approval.
iiiiniayiMiyiMiiitiiMiiUM
Seed 1
Just Received a 6oo-Bushel
WHEAT?
(LEAP'S PROLIF
RED MAY, BLUI
RUST PROOF-?
This lot is especially adaf
name?Full, Plump, Uniform
CLOVERS, RYE, OAALFALFA,
RAPE, Pi
LAWN MIXTURES,
THING FOR THE GGARRISON-FARIS
"OUR SEED 1
West Main Street.
i iwih in in in iup iiviu iiv m iu iia iw i
Wagons, Buggies,
Harness, Laprobes?
IP YOU ARE thiiMinfc of buying or
exchanging your old Buggy for a new
one, it wi'l be to YOUR interest to see
US FIRST.
Just received a shipment of FLOUR
and we can pleaso you in quality as
well as price. We have good Flour at
$3.75 per cwt. Better Flour at $4.25,
and the BEST to be had at $4.75 cwt.
Buy a Sack of BALLARD'S OBELI3K
?There isn't any better.
SEED OATS?SOW 'EM
We have APPLER and FULGHUM
Seed Oats. Sow a good acreage.
We have BROWN SUGAR.
SEE US FOR PRICES ON COAL.
J. y. C Alt ROLL
PICKLES
We have a lot of very choice SOUR
and SWEET PICKLES in bulk. Also
a good line of Pickles in bottles.
MORARA COFFEE?
Our customers who have tried Morara
Coffee say it is good?as good as the
best Coffee to be had. Try a pound.
KLIM?The whole milk In powdered
form. Some of our customers prefer
it to the condensed milk.
VEGETABLES?'
We haVe Bermuda Onions, Red Onions,
Cabbage, Sweet and Irish Potatoes,
Dried Beans and Peas.
AUNT JEMIMA?
Pan Cake Flour and Buckwheat
Flour and it is FRESH, too.
PREMIER SALAD DRESSING. Best.
MELROSE: FLOUR?
When you want the BEST Flour Just
order a sack of MELROSE. It is recognized
as the BEST by all good
housekeepers. We have a fresh supf>ly.
SHERER & QUINN
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THE SOCIE1]
THE NUNBE
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EVERYBODY BOOSTS
PINKSULES
I EXCEPT THOSE WHO HAVE
NEVER TRIED THEM.
PINKSUX.ES give quick re'icf from
Headache, Cold, Neuralgia and LaI
Grippe. Try them.
PRICE, 25 CTS. A BOX.
Sample Sent on Request.
YORK DRUG STORE
TIRZAH GINNERY.
WE are running every day, giving as
good sample as to be had. Firstclass
service in every respect, and buying
all the cotton seed offered at the
highest market price for cash. Don't j
fail to give us a trial. i
78 9t J. D. CAMPBELL, Manage^ I
IMMflf MytMMUMtt MMIilMliiaM
Wheat I
Shipment of Splendid SEED
IC, FULLCASTEE,
! STEM AND RED
2.75 Bushel.
>ted for this locality?true to
Grains, and free from weeds.
TS, VETCH, BARLEY,
ASTURE MIXTURES,
LIME AND EVERYARDEN.
SEED COMPANY
WILL GROW."
ROCK HILL, 3. C.
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LALLEY
LIGHTS
LIGHT
We Arc Agents For The Famous
Lalley Lighting System.
THE PERFECT LIGHTING SYSTEM.
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Let us Demonstrate them to you.
r.long with a V. & K. Water System.
Our Garage is prepared to take care J
of your car at reasonable prices.
PLEXICO'S CASH GARAGE
Sharon, S. C.
J. Clyde Plexico A. B. Plexico J
Take a look at these Prices
ON STANDARD HAND-MADE
TIRES AND TUBES.
CORD, Ribbed or Non-Skid
32x3 1-2 .... $25.00 33x41-2 $34.25
32x4 $25.50 35x5 $40.25
FABRIC, Ribbed or Non-Skid !
30x3 $10.60 32x4 _... $17.75
30x3 1-2 .... $12.25 33x4 $1r 75
32x3 1-2 $13.50 35x4 1-2 $2875 ,
Laminated Tubes
30x3 $1.90 32x4 _... $2.25
30x3 1-2 $2.00 33x4 1-2 $2 75
32x3 1-2 $2.00 35x5 $3.75
Can you imapino those Low Prices |
on a Standard Hated product? AVell,
it is true.
Compare these with others?then
come and see us before you buy.
CITY SERVICE and
REPAIR STATION.
C. H. Siebenhausen R. M. Inman
YORK, - - S. C.
Phone No. 156 Next to Police Station
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SELL I
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JESS SHOES FOR ALL I;
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SHOES FOR WOMEN.
PRICES J
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splendid bargains.
DEPARTMENT >
LETELY STOCKED
Qfln save money by buy- E.
?ry need at this store.
ND SWEATERS jl
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(C. W. McGEE. Cashier
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I OFFER FOR SALE
A Great Farm Bargain?As good as
I have seen in many years?short option.
On State Highway, two miles of
York courthouse; 3'JO acres, including
10 good mules, tractor, all farm too's
and machinery, all feed stuff grown on
place; 1,000 bushels of corn estimated.
Nice 8-room house; 5 good tenant
houses; big barn, 10 or 15-horse farm
open; 40 acres in wood and saw timber.
This farm is in a high state of
cultivation. It is a great farm for
wheat, corn, cotton, oats, alfalfa and
clover. It is also a fine cattle farm; 10
minutes ride to courthouse. Tobacco
will grow to perfection. Do not fail to
see this farm. Price, $27,000.
225 Acres?King's Mountain township;
2 story 8-room house; 150 acres
under cultivation; about 100 acres in
wood und timber; 2 acres of orchard;
35 acres of splendid bottom land; one
mi'e of church and school; 3 good tenant
houses, 4 rooms each; 4 good
barns. Has carbide lights in house,
no n/>r Acre. This is undoubtedly a
great bargain. Terms to suit.
Remember. That I have other smaller
Farms for Sale, from $10.CO Up.
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Do You Want the Best?.
i ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY os|
teemed and successful business men of
I Yorkville and York county, sometime
I ago pave us a signed statement which
1 reads as follows:
"I am pleased to state that I hav?
i two policies for $.">,000 each in the Mutual
Benefit Life Insurance Company
of Newark. N. J. I also carry insurance
on my life in two of the big New
York Iifoi insurance companies, but do
not regard either as being as desirable
as the Mutual Benefit and its contracts,
j Had T known as much about the Mu!
tual Benefit and its contracts when I
) bought insurance in the other companies
as I do now, all my insurance
j wou'd be with the Mutual Benefit. In
! my opinion no man who wants the best
in life insurance can afford to ignore
the Mutual Benefit."
For satisfactory reasons the name of
[ the citizen is not published, but the
I statement with his signature will be
j submitted to any who ask to sec it.
SAM M. & S. E. GRIST
LOANS AT 7 % INTEREST
; A RBANGED for on York County
I Farms. Long-term. (tl% through
I Federal Land Bank). Why not stop
| paving higher rates? Charges reasonI
a hie. C. E. SPENCER.
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| anj Mortgagee of R#al fetal*.