Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, October 21, 1919, Page Page Eight., Image 8
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tumorous gfpartmmt.
FfftyFMIy.- Women's part In the
war has excited unusual interest, but
nowhere is It' greater than in Washington,
where thousands of petticoat
patriots are noW working for Uncle
0aaak.Vj"'"?'
"And which are the best workers,
the Plain girls or the pretty onesf
aak^d Senatof - Penrose of one of the
Wttafir officials. *%ir S
it It'fr .nils way,* was the answer,
"Thet ptatri girls don't make so
many mistakes, but no one Dads' fault
the pretty.ones make them; so I
Jftgept toon ntry-mvyv ?i*ra
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4Kgc& ... <. <??> iiiMfti vr>iit i or j
nC*fttUr.^A "tikin^ W1?u
WwaMed bylthe pofioe hail -been
Photographed In W different posl- 1
t?fJ?Sr, audthe picture# sent to the
i d?ef et police of a proVincial towh
&here It wea thought likely the fugitffe
waa in- hiding. After the lapse
of ? lew days the following reply
rVtf&tfti headquarters:
"Sir: I duly received the portraits
of the rlgmiscreants whose capture i*
desired; I have arrested fire of them,
had the ahtth ie ynder observation and
wUl be secured shortly."?Tit - Bits.
; Rules is Raiser?The new doorkeeper
at the local museum had evi*
deftly learned the raise by heart before
takingover the Joh.
,iJH^e*e, air, you must leave your umbra^
at the door." he .said to a
vial tor who waa going straight through
the turnstile, >;i
',6ut t haven't an umbrella."
I "Then you mu* to back pad get
one," was the stem reply "No one is
allowed to- jmm In here unless he
his umbrella at. the , door."?
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Left H*rs~Mlss Forty odd awoke
ni middle of the night to find a
bursar ransacking her effects. Miss
Fortyodd did not scream, for she
prided hhiwtlf ' a^nosf other things,
upon her courage. Pointing to the
door With a dramatic gesture, she ex*
claimed:
Xeaxa mh at once!"
Tthe; burglar politely retreated a
atnjvand said: .. ' .
*1 had ao Intention of taking
you!'^Detroit Free Press.
- m ^ t "What
sra vou laurhlnsr about.
"One of there confidence fellers wus
In here Jos' now an' wanted to sell me
jttltii'fcftofc the fuht on* I've seen
since tysqtor #bs a hup." - >. ..
**TDU fat fid of him in la hurry, eh?"
/# $?' .} told "him fd jes mortgaged
th* old home place an* put th' money
M oil stock. He groaned, 'Tm twenty
fa^ra behind th' times,' an' drug him.
seif ouf.~?Birmingham Age Herald.
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^Aatrimorvol Annoyance*. ? "Were
you'annoyed because I sharpened a <
ponail with yoyr rasdr?"
- VTwfc%" replied the patient hus- <
^After I had givv up trying to
sbj^O;!. tried to write with the pencil."
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fry Jhia, Brother.?Wife (at:
IjroaWaijtW-^duld t, have a little !
money for shopping today, dears" 1
4 Husband?"Certainly. .Would you j
or a new one?" j
-W <>** ot wursa" .
Ulukanil M. nnH Pm 1
*W '<*0^ *$9"food!"?-Stray
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v.CMtfcpt .; #$. >; HM'?-r-Wait?r?Mllr.
SfenUht's * Jf?t - hkn unbrella again.
Ido.behave he would leave his head
If tt rfew hmse." r
Ho^haen-rVl daresay you're right
I heard him say only yesterday he ,
was fotng to - Switzerland for his
Wpfe^vrfft Bit*.
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Matrimonial Nswa,?The order forbidding
Americans to fraternize with
Germana 'm^ heen revoked in the
RlMne sojantntf And now a soldier in
bdid 'dffls may safgly recognize his
oW meats her on the
staee?--Newr York Telegraph.
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Th# Medirit, Rube.?"Say, Cy, I
44-* JlulkiWat- .. _tk& L_
JW9K ivu?u vuv wiiuw m i uw ?o?
;'*Thetr so. Hlrart? What Is itr
"Why; itV pda p* them forty-one
hour. five, dollar a week labor
gttora that thinks a farmer is go in' to
sail \ Win food ' cheap."?New York
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,:Thia TOpio Of the Day.?First Maid
(bxawinr about g party given the day
taefjote; by her mistress)?"And they
aU oa*0* In limousines and had on the
ftUrfUrt cloth? and wore the biggest
diamond*." : ' '
Neighbor*' Maid?"And what did
they tWIt about r > - '
, Flint KhW?W?Life.:
"V Vs t n* ??
Ueerf to tt-"H*w ia It that your
stems to Hate* with such good
aature to thaee loaf political discus?
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m uvumi
' Hordeson't mind *em; he was
gassed In France."-?BaJthnore American.
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Kindness e># Auntie,?Blx?"So your
? fsiedd became.wealthy through a sudden
upward movement in oil? What
oil stook did he buy?"
Dlx?"He didn't buy any. A rich
old gunt tried to start a Are with a
can .of It,"?-Boston Tranocipt.
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Something to Worry About.?"There
goes Mr. Sharp. I wonder how he
made aty his money?"
"heaven knows!"
'Ah! that must be why he always
locks so worried!"?The Passing
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SUCH IS LIFE
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Soma Stories Thsy Tell on the
, Preacher and the Deacon.
Strange how the laity likes to tell
jokes on the clergy. And they range
all the way from yellow-legged chicken
to women. This one Involves women,
and an old Irish priest. And no Irishman
4s too sanctimonious to laugh at
It:
The Irish priest was seated each
morning at breakfast with two flippant
collegians.
j 'One morning when the three sat
^town, one of the collegifms opened
the mcming paper, glanced at it, and
with a look of mingled amassment.and
horror handed it to hi* college mate.
"What is It, boys?" asked' the old
priest
' "Well, it seems incredible, but the
paper reports the Holy Father is going
to remove the discipline which prevents
priests marrying."
* Th'jy waited for the explosion. But
the old priest only said slowly:
"Mufiha, the michief bother him.
Why didn't he do it 60 years ago!"
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And then if it isn't the clergy the
deacon is likely to be made the party
to some unchurchly action. Usually,'
when it's the deacon liquor ia Involved.
Witness this story which was 'sprung
for the delight of the prince of Wales
up in Canada:
A stranger had hit the dominion after
most of it had gone dry. and besought
a native for the location of a
speakeasy.
"INOimng aom^, naiu me iiauie,
unless you've been bitten by a snake."
"Siflgll chance for me." said the
Stranger, "I never had a snake bite."
"Oh, but Deacon Lysander, up on
the hill has a nice tame snake and its
bfte is perfectly harmless," cheered
the native.
Forthwith the stranger, found his
way to Deacon Lysander*n and asked
of the snake and the price of a snakeblte.
'
"Ttps, I have a snake and he will
bite you for a dollar," quoted the dencon.
"But be Js booked up six weeks
ahead." <
The real live, red-blooded sky pilot
appreciates a Joke as much as anyone,
as many a soldier of the great war
learned from association with the
priests and preachers who went to the
front
One of this type delights to tell this
one on himself:
He was crossing an Icy field with
the officer of the day in one of the
winter campaigns when the officer
slipped aid fell.
... "The wicked stand upon Slippery
places," quoted the chaplain.
"I see ihey do, but I can't" flashed
back the )fflcer.s
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This1 one on a man of the cjoth who
fa noted as a lecturer with a list of
sensational subjects originated without
malice:
He apt eared in ,a small town Chautauqua
and was duly j&trodilced by the
chairman as follows:
"* The Rev. Mr. Blank will now address
us on 'The Devil,' and I am sure
that the speaker is full of his subject."
And here's another one on the
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clergy's right hand?for surely the 1
man who passes the collection box is 1
flrst aid to the pastor: I
An English clergyman was aston- I
ished one day, while officiating for a i
friend in H remote moorland church, to 1
see the old verger abstract a half- t
crown from the collection plate before ]
presenting it at the altar rails. \
After the service he told the old man (
that his crime had been discovered, s
The verger looked puzzled. Then a '
sudden light dawned pn him: . ]
"Why, sir you don't mean that
ould half-crown of mine? 'Why,' I've
led off with he thrts (last fifteen years." (
Such is life.
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? American participation in the ,
northern Russia hostilities in and y
around Archangel resuited in a total
of'563 casualties according to a com
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)RIC EXHIBITION
OCTOBER 22
ator will answer all questioj
YORK HARDW
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plete record which the war departnent
pave out last Thursday. The
'orce sent to Archangel consisting of
.he Three Hundred and Tirty-nintb
nfantry and the Throe Hundred nnd <
Tenth Engineers arrived there in Augjst,
1918 and was withdrawn in June.
1919. Of the total casualties given 103
vere due to deaths in battle 35 to
leaths f.'om wounds, 81 from disease
ind 19 from accident and other causes.
There were 805 wounded and four
prisoners, all of whom were released.
It Was. -"Are you a lawyer?" ask- 1
hJ th? wrathy visitor. '
"I am, sir. What can I do for yoxif' '
"I'm in the grocery business. A
voman called me a profiteer. Is that
vord actionable?" . 1
"It, certainly is?if she can prove it."
?Birmingham Age Herald.
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li you wani 1.0 kuuw
J unusual "enjoyment C
smoke them in compa
' cigarette in the world i
CAMELS are a cigaret
way you consider thei
% or refreshing flavor and fr
% wonderful mellow-mild1
never before got in a cigar
Camels are so full-bodiec
I satisfaction you marvel t
I light could be put into a c
/ Camels expert blend o
/ and choice Domestic toba
so irresistibly appetizing!
nvnlainc whir it is DOSsible
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Camels liberally without 1
You wilt prefer Camel
of tobacco smoked str
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You'll realize pretty
among the many reasons y
; is their freedom from any
retty aftertaste or unpleass
Once you know Cai
take much stock in prei
or gifts! You* 11 prefer
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ork County
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Strike Wanted.?"My daughter
practices five hours a day," said Mr.
Cumrox.
"Surely she will become a great
artist." i /
"I hope so. Anyway, I hope she'll soon
get far enough along to join a musical
union and strike for shorter
hours."?Washington Star.
>tr Tobacco smoke is one of the pet
abominations of the former German
kaiserln, so that the exiled Wilhelm,
nnrc most hlo-hest. hns to ?ro in
to the garden of Castle Bentinck when
he wishes to enjoy his cigar or clgaritte.
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Mrs. M. A. Hayes of Texas, has
seen appointed to take charge of the
offices of the Southern Rice Growers'
association in London, England.
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rison with any
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agrance; or, that fBII;
smoothness you
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1 and so full-ofhat
so much de- f|j |
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f choice Turkish
ccos makes them
And, the blencl 'J?.' :
for you to smoke
tiring your taste! JpJ
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Bight! i $? " v
quick, too, that IJflB
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unpleasant cigaintcigarettyodor!
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1 We are showing decidedly t
5 sortment of Go-Carts, Push-Oa
3 Strollers, etc., for the babies e
| city. We have the style of bat
i want and we believe you will fi
? attractive?Well be pleased to
| Go-Carts?In Natural, B
= French Grey shades.
= Sulkies?In White Enamel, ]
| finishes.
| Park Strollers?In French
| Ivory finishes.
= Porch Gates?Keeps the hus
| Very neat and convenient to us
= - Baby Walkers?For babies
= and especially helpful to babies
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s adout learning iq waiK. xeacne
3 May we show you? Glad to
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= * We now have at, our Barn a
' S the best Missouri Mules and Hi
I to Sharon. We want you to see
Every ^ne /of these animals was carei
picked for this market, .
S In this lot we have sdme very fast Tr
3 Driving Mares. ^
5 Jt you need a good Farm Mule we can
- COMB ANp LOOK THEM OVER whe
2 not.
= Every one of these animals will be sold
3 be just as rtpresenteiL Either Cash or Ow
E If you have any CATTLE TO SELL WE
; We will appreciate & part of your butii
3 It pleasant and satisfactory to you. COMB
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We have the Goods, including
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ceries, Hardware, Furnit
Implements.
There are few more complete or betfc<
county than oura. We do not know of any i
THE PRICES WE ARE OFFERING A
MAKE PEOPLE FORGET THE HIGI
WE HAVE A TREMENDOUS STOCK OF E
QUALITIES TO FIT EVERYBODY. T
WE ARE OFFERING THEM ARE SI
It is worth anybody's while to ci
what they can get for a Ca*
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learning to walk,
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fully selected and hand
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Dry Goods, Groure,
Agricultural.
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