tumorous Hepartraent
But What's in a Name??Now that
the nation is dry, an enterprising
dopeologist has compiled the following
tor the benefit of summer vacationists:
Rye, N. Y.; Bourbon, 111; Oreen River,
JCy.; Cliquot, Mo.; Champaign, 111.;
Brandy Keg, Ky.; Brandy Camp, Pa.;
Brandy City, Cal.; Port, Okla.; Sh^ry,
Texas; Brandywine, W. Va.; Glnn,
Miss; Wine, Va.; Tank, Pa.; Boore,
Tenn.;. Drinker, Pa.; Aqua, Va.;
Vichy, Mo.; and Lithia, Fla. Take
your choice.?The Wheeling Register.
KeepinO- It Dark,?Master of the j
house?"Why did you tell the mistress
what time I came in this* morning,
after I expressly paid you and told
you not to?"
Thp Cook?"Sure, sir, an' Oi didn't
tell hern She asked me what time
you got in, an' Oi tould her Oi was
- so busy getting the breakfast that Oi
didn't look at the clock."?London
Blighty.
Th# Bark Tsst?Two sailors at a
dogshow were gazing at a valuable
Skye .terrier, which had so much hair
that 1t looked more like a woolen mat
than a "dot;.
"Which end is 'is 'ead, Tom?" asked
one.
, "Flowed if "il know," was the reply,
"but,, 'ere, I'll' stick a pin in him, and
you Jook which end barks!"?London
Blighty.
He R?ite<| 'Em*?"How did you get
the turjteys the officer found in your
possession?" sternly asked the police
magistrate.
"I?-I?I raised 'em, your honor,"
stammered the prisone .
"Tell mo the truth."
"That's the truth, y ar honor," per-,
sisted the crime-stained creature. "I v
reached down through a hole in the
^ roof."?The Continent.
A Grand Plan.?"What's the idea
of sitting In the barn here all by yourself
r ; .
"Wellt" answered Farmer Corntossel,
'if the summer boarders areh't
playln' jazg on the phonograph they're
quarrellh' over the League of Nations,
potfm lingerin' out here with the
cattle and restin' my mind."?Washington
Star. '
, Ntwlywed Style.?A young famer's
bride who recently undertook the
management of the horticultural department
of the farm, writes the agricultural
editor as follows: "What
can I do to make my potatoes grow?
I peeled them ever so carefully before
planting them, but they haven't
even come up yet."?Philadelphia Inquirer.
Fido Was Undecided.?"Oh, Mr.
8ipith," cried the young lady, as she
greeted her caller, 'jso you have been
making: friends with Fido! And do you
think he likes you?"
"We)V said Mr. Smith grimly, "I
don't believe he's qliite decided yet?
he's only had one bite of me, and he
seems to want another."
interesting Bed.?Little Roy had
returned from a week's visit to his
aupt, .and was trying to describe the
forcing bed he had been sleeping in.
*It lava dqwn at night, mamma, and
stands on Its hind -legs in the daytime."
Boston Transcript.
- , I
Pointed Question.?Some medical
fiend claims to have discovered that
bee-'atings are a great cure for rheumatism.
Pi^y the hesitating rheumatic
patient, timorously muttering: "To
bee' or not to 'bee'?that is the question!"?The
Passing Show (London).
Literature Wins.?"Oh, we called
abopt the flat advertised."
"Well, I did mean to let It. but
since I've road the house-agent's description
of it, I really feel I can't part
with it."?London Opinion.
Naturally ^-"1 suppose when Hungary
settles its government it will
change its form of national assembly."
"W*?y should it?"
"Because its Diet might not agree
with Its new constitution."?Baltimore
American.
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New Variety.?"Mama, I want a dark
breakfast."
"Dark breakfast? What do you
mean, child?"
"Why, last night you told Mary to
give me a light supper, and I didn't
like it."?London Blighty.
Something to Look Forward To.?
Dubb Golfer?"The day I get round
these links in less than a hundred, I'll
give you a dollar.
Caddie?"Thank ye, sir. It'll come
in handy in me ,old age."?Boston
Transcript.
When Insomnia Sets In.?"Do the
trolley-cars keep you awake?"
"Never," said Mr. Crosslots. "It's
when there's a threat to stop 'em that
I get nervous and can't sleep."?
Washington Star.
The Reason.?She?"George, you
looked awfully foolish when you proposed
to me."
He?"Well, very likely I was.'.' ?
London Opinion.
An Early Start.?"And we'll grow
old together, dearest."
Her father's voice from up-stairs?
"Well, you needn't start doing it down
there, need you?"?London Tit-Bits.
" The Lateet Excuse.?Parmer?"Hey,
there, how came you to be up In my
appletree?"
Boy?"Please, mister, I just fell out
of an airplane."?London Opinion. <
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With the real opening of
ready with a nice line o
usual my stock is right-i
style. There's no questi
workmanship.
Ready-to-W ear-Hats
styles that you'll see fas
! SHAPES?Just this
! find them here in all size!
! ive designs to please al
Call on me for every!
Mrs. S. L. STEELE,
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wherein scientifically sealed
packages of 20 cigarettes or
tenpackages(200cigarettes)
in a glassine-paper- cove red
carton. We strongly recommend
this carton for the
home or office supply or
when you travel.
R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Winston-Salem, N. C.
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STYLISH MILLINERY j
the Fall season I am quite 11
f Hats for the ladies. As 11
up-to-thc minute as to the | j
on about the quality or the j [
are here in all of the good ! |
hionable folks wearing.
word*tells.you that you'll j|
3 and prices ^nd in attract- ! j
1 tastes: < i j
:hing in Millinery) etc.
, for Correct Millinery..
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jfore the war
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CAMELS are in a class by
most refreshing, the mo:
ever smoked. You can prove
Camels puff-by-puff with any i
any price! Put quality, fiav<
faction to the utmost test!
Made to meet vour taste. Camels
liberally you smoke them! The ex
and choice Domestic tobaccos make
bodied, yet so fascinatingly smootV
time you light one you get new and
Freedom from any unpleasant
unpleasant cigaretty odor makes Ca
enjoyable.
In fact, Camels appeal to the m
many new ways you never will m
premiums or gifts. You'll prefer i
ARBUCKLE'S COFFEE
35 CTS. POUND
.We have a limited quantity of
ARBUCKLE'S COFFEE, in the
GRAIN, that we are selling to
trade at 35 CTS. a Pound.
We also have a limited supply of
Bar SOAP that we are selling at
5 CENTS A BAR.
WHAT ABOUT THAT
BUGGY OR. WAGON?
- We can please you in price and
terms, and will appreciate your
calling on us to see what we have
to offer you.
EMERSON MOWERS?
Best on the market.
See us for RUBBER ROOFING.
BAGGING AND TIES.
CARROLL BROTHERS
DOES YOUR
AUTOMOBILE
NEED PAINTING?
DOES IT NEED A NEW TOP, SEAT
COVERS OR SIDE CURTAINS?
^jlf so, HAVE IT DONE
THE PYRAMID WAY /
PYRAMID PAINT SHOP
JAS.'A. JOHNSON, Mgr.
Rock Hill, S. C.
Pliones Satisfaction
01fl-487w. Guaranteed
CLEANLINESS
IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL '
TO GOOD HEALTH
I
that reason we are very -careful
to keep our Meat Market scrupulously
CLEAN.
Come in and take a look at one of
the Cleanest and Most Sanitary Meal
Markets you ever saw.
Fresh' Speckled Trout
Received every Friday morning. Also
Mullet.
CHOICE STEAKS
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ana otner cuis ok wiu ucsi oocx anu i
Pork wc can get.
The SANITARY MARKET
LEWIS G. FERGUSON, Prop.
WATCH THIS SPACE
f FOR
TIME AND PLACE
OF
DIVISIONAL MEETING
i
OF
PUBLICITY DIRECTORS
AND ORGANIZERS
OF YORK ASSOCIATION
FOR THE
BAPTIST 75 MILLION *
CAMPAIGN
O. I> JONES, Organizer. '
A. M. GRIST, B. II. WAUGH,
Publicity Directors.
V
ly 18 cents
yl a package ,
themselves?easily the
st likable cigarette you
that! Simply compare
cigarette in the world at
Dr and cigarette satisnever
tire it, no matter how
pert blend of choice Turkish
s Camels delightful?so full?
and mellow-mild. Every
keener eniovment!
cigaretty after taste or any *
mels as unusual as they are
ost fastidious smoker in so
liss the absence of coupons,
Camel Quality/
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S. L. COURTNEY
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GUARANTEE llTCLl^
If, after using the entire a f
eontente of can according A, /-wi-a 4
to directions, you are not rl V- I II
aatlefled In eserr respect, * "
your grocer will refund ,
ilia money you paid for It. | p\
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Kidney troubles don't dl?pp?ftr of
themselyea They grow slowly but
steadily, unde.mlnlng health with
deadly certainly, until you fall * victim
to Incurable disease. Stop
your troubles while there Is time.
Don't wait until little pains become bleaches.
Don't trifle with disease, to
avoid future suffering begin treatment
with GOLD MEDAL. Haarlem Oil Capsules
now. Take three or four every
day until you are entirely free from
pain.
This well-knowri preparation has been
one of the national remedies of Holland
for centuries. In 1C96 the government
of the Netherlands granted a
special charter authorizing its preparation
and sale.
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
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JUST AS USUAL wc will be ready
to supply the School Children with^,
.needed School Supplies next
Monday, when the Graded School
opens for another session?
See us for \
PENCILS, PENS, PEN HOLDERS, t
INKS, ERASERS, RULERS,
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PEN AND PENCIL TABLETS,
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EXERCISE BOOKS, AND
COMPOSITION BOOKS. ETC.
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LOOK OUT!
The housewife of Holland would almoot
as aoon bo without food' u without
hor -Roil Dutch Drops," as sho
quaintly calls GOLD MEDAL Haarlsm
Oil Capsules. They restore strength
and are responsible In a rreat measure
for the sturdy, robust health of the
Hollanders. ' '
Do not delay. Go to your druggist and
Insiat on his supplying yon witn GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. Take
them ae directed, aai If yon are ntot
satisfied with results yonr druggist will
gladly refund your money. Look for
the name GOLD MEDAL on the box
and accept no other. In sealed Boxes,
three sizes
BAGGING AND TIES
9
We want fhc farmers of the County
:o come to sec us and let us talk
BAGGING AND TIES
We sell the RE-WOVEN BAGGIXf
-something that has weight to it. We
vill prove to you that it will PAY YOU
o use the Heavy Bugging.
COME IN. We also want to sell you
oir.e COTTON SHEETS.
STORK SUPPLY CO.
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Right"
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COMPANY
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MONEY TO LOAN )
/^T Seven Per Cent on First Mort-*
A gaffe on approved Seal Estate.
THOS. P. McDOW,
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VOD find * Milt I
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PeeGoeRE-NU-LAC. A Hi
I chair or table that does not HI
n nlihiats can bo trans- HI f
I color vlth oat coat of c jl
| This combined Etslnrind I
I Vcrnloh produces tho finest I
1 results oa nay V/ood Wori. H ,
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Out of Fix?
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uruggisi ior a aozen comes
of thi? delicious digestant,?a glass
with meals fives delightful relief, or .
no charge for the first uozen used. '
Shlvar Ate
PURE DIGESTIVE ARQMATICS WITH '
SHIVAR MINERAL WATER Add GINGER
Nothing like It for renovating old
worn-out stomachs, converting food
into rich blood and sound flesh.
Bottled and guaranteed by the celebrated
Shivar Mineral Spring, Shelton,
S. C. If your regular dealer
cannot supply you telepnope
YORK WHOLESALE GROC., ~
Distributors for York.
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