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tumorous Jrpartmrnt An Abridged Edition. In a Pacific coast town they tell of a political leader who once flourished there, and who knowing; the financial necessities of one of his most valuable workers, sent him a small portfolio, bound like a book, among the leaves of which were deposited bank-notes to the amount of several thousand dollars. Some time later the two met, and the donor said: "And how do you like the Hew work I sent you?" "A fine work!" exclaimed the other. "1 read it with great interest and await the second volume with even greater interest." The politician smiled, and when the worker's birthday came round he presented him with another portfolio, similar in every respect to the first, but with these words engraved upon it: "This work is complete in two volumes." Msjorie's One Hundred. Majorie aged 9, had not been having satisfactory reports from school. Her father finally said: "Marjorie, for the first * o nnortftr" 100 you get in enc yvu <* Time went on, and the reward could not be claimed. One day the child was taken violently ill. Her mother sent for the doctor. When he had gone Majorie said: "Mamma, am I very ill?" "No dear, your temperature is a little over 100, but the doctor thinks you will be better in a day or so." Smiles broke through Marjorie's tears. "Now, mamma, I can have my quarter. Papa said he would give it to me if I could get 100 on anything." Christian Advocate. But He Knew Most of 'Em. Mr. Upp-Towne I saw you coming out of the employment agency. Mr. Downe-Towne Yep. been hiring a new cook. Mr. Upp-Towne Finally decided to recognize the Cooks' union, eh?" Mr. Downe-Towne. Not entirely, old chap. There are still a few strange faces. Indentified. "Did you meet that fel? j von while vou 1UW 1 IUCUiiviivu ^ were in North Dakota?" "What kind of looking fellow was he?" "He was a Swedish-looking chap, and had light hair." Not Sure of Hie Spelling.?"There is no doubt that you are entitled to call yourself a connoisseur In art." "I might call myself one," rejoined Mr. Cumrox. But 1 wouldn't like to take a chance on putting it in writing." Common Experience.?"Now they tell us insanity can be traced to th-i teeth." "That's nothing new. 1 know lots of people who have told me they were just crazy with the toothache." More What??Mrs. Junebride.? "The larder is about empty. We'll have to make our luncheon on bread and cheese and kisses." Her Hubby?"All right! If there isn't enough I'll run out to the Widow Sweetleigh's delicatessen and get some more." Insolvency.?"What do you make of this? Just as soon as they learned he bad wed, this fellow's creditors who had been holding off swooped down nnon him." "That's easy. Evidently they regarded his marriage as a failure." Start of a "Reel" Scrap. First Director "How did you get those actors to put up such a realistic fight?" Second Director "I told each one on the quiet that the other considered him a punk scrapper." Pulling Bicuspid*. Wife Richard, I wish you would take care of the baby for an hour or two. I am going to have a tooth pulled. Husband See here, dearie, you mind the baby, and I'll go and get a couple of teeth pulled. Edwin Tarrisse. Always. "Edith is one of those girls whose interest in a man is governed by his wealth." "I see; the greater the principal the greater the interest." Boston Transcript. 441 - - M J 1 IIHn Wh?n un?nge was nccucu, you think Miss Oldgirl will ever change her mind and marry?" "No. If she marries it will be because some man of her acquaintance changes his mind." London Tit-Bits. The Unkindest Cut. "It's four years now since he left me." said the deserted wife. "I remember it just as well as yesterday how he stood at the door, holding it open till six flies got into the house." Boston Transcript. How She Rises. "Truth crushed to earth will rise again." said the hopeful person. "Yes." replied the cynic: "but it's liable to have to go with a crutch for some time after." Washington Star. Counting the Cost. Prospective Bridegroom (in furniture shop) "These prices make me give up all thoughts of marriage. I now realize it'll be cheaper to let her sue for breach of promise." London Opinion. By Sea and Land. Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink!" wailed the ancient mariner. "Yes," said the mermaid. "Prohibition is surely a success. Even the ocean is entirely 'dry.'" Relief From Taxation. "My patience is taxed very often." "Then, I suppose, you get relief in the natural way?" "What's that?" "Speaking of it." London Answers. The Falling Due. Dora: Edith deelm-c c that the fellow she is maiTVinST I.: a man of note. Flora: Quite right. Jake a note he exists* on promises and is discounted in financial circles. Why Librarians Go Mad. Young woman (to librarian) I'm sorry to tro'"i>le you, hut I've forgotten the name of the book I want. If you'll jtu t mention what books you have I'll stop you when you come to it. 1 "" * m. ^n- H??5M flaw fTT^rr3] Nothi .lyZJLANNE ^ fl: ? qiiick to aii is sol OUARANTEE indrv If. after using the entire , <a content* of can according A . /-y A to directions, you are not r, I W I 1 I satisfied In eve-y respect. Q your grocer will refund , the money you paid for It. T 1 H ^^The Reify-Ta^ Newi Nbbmh-?I SeWEyT WEAKE Kidney trouble* don't disappear of themselves. They grow alowly but . steadily, undermining' health with deadly certainty, until you fall a Tie- ( tlm to Incurable disease. < Stop your troubles while there la time. < Don't watt until little paina become big i aches. Don't trifle with dlaeaoe. To 1 avoid future suffering begin treatment 1 with GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules now. Take three or four eveTy day until you are entirely free from 1 pain. 1 This well-known preparation has been I one of the national remedies of Hoi- i land for centuries. In 1696 the govern- ( ment of the Netherlands granted a 1 special charter authorizing its prepare- i tion and sale. t iriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmimiiiiMNiiiiiiiMii 1 A CHECKINC | PREVEN' ~ A FEW PEOPLE have difflcul ~ because they are unknown to =: dial welcome to open an accou = IF AT ANY TIME a Check is 2 secure in the Bank. = IF YOU WISH to send money I 5 Check. r BY KEEPING YOUR FUND ~ Check, you are safeguarded 3 accident or theft. = COME TO SEE US. This is tl = Tlir I A 1 IT o i i int LUA11 tt I I "THE BANK FOR fllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHUII l^y Mt( ' 'A.-* ^ _ xxivsi >1 Michelin users, fi Michelin Tires, ofi Tires at prices no The answer is to 1 rienceand in Mich< Michel in in mobile tire ii concentrated o tires only. T taught Michel more economic Moreover, t many other b mitted econon growth or to (display. Ever, In greater effit an) i scrupulously , i ?7// no/ /?nt/ t: s/ve decoratio, will you find Dig expensive simpler quarte Hence it is that Mic Tubes can be sold at ] than ordinary make are recognized as the tires, ; __ I YORK MOTOR Ci S. L. Courtney, ] YORK, S. ( 1 W~ I * .... .... mmfKmmrnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi f r InsK ng will lose avor more ly than coF len exposed . Luzianne d only in /iduat air: tin canser in bulk. 'jMjjJ coffee rlor Company "Means _ - . ; ningT^ LOOK OUT! T%e housewife of Holland would alnost as toon bo without food an with>ut hor "Real Dutch Drops/' as sho juaintly rails (SOLD MEDAL Haarlem jil Capsules. They restore strength md are responsible In a great measure 'or the sturdy, robust health of the aollandera. Do not delay. Go to your druggist and nsiat on bis supplying' you with GOLD MLEDtAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. Take them as directed, and If you are not latisfled with results your druggist will rladly refund your money. Look for :he name GOLD MEDAL on the box tnd accept no othar. In sealed boxes, hree sizes. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll x account 1 rs loss 1 Ity in getting checks cashed := the Bank. To those a eor- x nt is extended- n lost, the money will still be ^ :hrough the mails, send your S in this Bank subject to ^ gainst the loss of money by ^ le Bank for SERVICE. r SAYINGS BANK j THE PEOPLE" 1 iiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiim :hei :an be p loderaf imiliar with the unsurp ;en ask "How is it possib) higher than ordinary m be found in Michelin's 1 elin's watchwdrd "Econoi vented the pneumatic auioi 1895. and since then has n the production of pneumatic His unrivalled experience has in how to make better tires ally. he House of Michel in, unlike ig enterprises, has not per ;y to be sacrificed to rapid the desire for ostentatious y expenditure that will result iency is cheerfully made, but hat cannot pass this test is avoided. Consequently you nahogany furniture or expen v, rrs in Michel In offices. Nor Michel in branches located in ' buildings -where smaller, rs answer just as well.' helin Tires and prices no higher s, though they ; world's quality \R CO. ?rop. ^ 1 PS;iy j. ,: / * ^ jt *- '^^Hr ancc on DEVOEu If your in and cost yc We s v absolui That's gallons less b] And Devoe Ask us let " Expen T T LiOgan Ljur YORK, SO. ( The next time you buy calomel ask for ^jotaLs ; i The purified and refined calomel tablets that are , nausealess, safe and sure. < Medicinal virtues retain- , ed and improved. Sold 1 only in sealed packages. Price 35c. TO DEBTORS AND CREDITORS A LL persons Indebted to the estate of A WILLIAM 0. YOUNGBLOOD, deceased, are hereby notified to make payment to the undersigned at once, and persons having claims against said estate are advised to prevent the same, duly authenticated, within the time prescribed by law. R. C. YOUNGBLOOD, Executor. York, R. F. D. No. 2. 47 3t*jun ?3 E *JLXV1 riced rely iassed quality of letosellMichelin takes." anequalled expemical Efficiency." * 1 ' I ....I : . I t I I 18 d UCLCMlljr >t a luxury ur house needs painting, every year : it will require more paint and bor to put it in good condition, cry year you wait your house b ess. Good-paint money is good urance. And it's pretty good insurthe value of your property, too. The Guaranteed ad and Zinc Paint Fewer Gallons?Wears Longer ' house needs painting, come let us tell you what it will m to use Devoe. ay "Devoe" because it's tely pure. why Devoe takes fewer i, wears longer?and costs / the job or by the year, that's why we. guarantee without reserve. for helpful illustrated bookKeep Appearances Up and ses Down." nber Yard CAROLINA saziEnHi SOVEREIGN Tonic for Ever Builds Ua Run-down Systems. When your health has been undernlnded by worry and overwork, when your vitality is lowered, wnen you lave that "don't care a rap" feeling, vhen your nerves are depressed, when >-our work appears too much for you, >-ou are then In a run-down vendition. Your system must be upheld by an ictive tonic. You will find it in Soversign Tonic for Men, which gives new itrength and ambition the very help fou need. Sovereign Tonic for Men is a real -estoration, a blood maker and a nerve ouilder. When your blood is Impoverished ihrough the want of Iron, which proJuces rich red blood and changes food into "living tissue" you will find the remedy in Sovereign Tonic. Each tabet contains 1 grain of PREPARED IRON with other blood and nerve products. You will be surprised and delighted with the new strength and vim Sovereign Tonic gives you. Y'ou will begin to feel the efficacy of the Sovereign Tonic after the first dose. Don't hesitate if you belong to the Army of "Hasbeens." Try Sovereign Remedy without delay and become ance more a happy, contented member of society, receiving the full benefits of what is your just rights in the battle of life. Sovereign Tonic for Men will do more to brighten the world, to dispel gloom, to make happy homes than all the medicines that have been compounded. Your druggist sells it or can get it tor you. Always in stock at The York Drug Store. Price $1.00. Sent by mail or receipt of price. Sovereign Remedy Co. 1215 Filbert St., Philadelphia, Pa. REAL ESTATE The past is behind us. ..The future is ahead. ..The old town has taken on new life. ..Be wise and secure your home before prices go higher. A few of my offerings: The R. J. Mackorell residence In the :entei of town; 10-rooms, with ail nodern improvements. Lot 132 x 340 'eet. Plenty of room to erect another louse on back side of lot. Enough said. Five-room cottage on Lincoln streei vith water and lights. Lot 60x32i> eet. Property of Mrs. O. E. Wilkins. V leal bargain. The R. E. Heath residence on Cleveand Avenue. Six rooms, with water, ight and sewerage. Lot 86 x 218 feet. V nice home for some one. The R. H. Dobson estate lands on A'est Madison Street, three acres, vith three tenant houses. Has a fronagc of about 300 feet. An ideal place : \ o build a home and priced just right I = See me at once. = The J. C. Wallace residence on East l? dadison street. Lot 200 x 268 feet. light-room residence. You could not mild the house for anything like what will sell you the property for. Be- Y tides it is an ideal place for a store x oom. Some one Is going to get a larg.iin. & Remember, I have lots of others, <?> own and country. Loans arranged on farming lands. x GEO. W. WILLIAMS I REAL ESTATE ? loom 204 First National Bank Bldg- x RANK OF HrCK05* I vm UrJ&U V ?j | HICKORY GROVE, S. C. We Invite your business and assure you that every courtesy x and accommodation consistent X with good bunking will be |> granted ?j> J. S. WILKERSON, Pres. | W. S. WILKERSON, Vice Pres. i L. M. ALLISON, Casliier, J. L. PLAXICO, Asst. Cashier. & Bank of Hickory Grove | HICKORY (JROVE. 8. O. f CLEANING AND PRESSING | T is real economy to have your l> Clothes Cleaned and Pressed fre- $ uently, and uesldes Clean Clothes, If _ Ightly pressed, add much to one's apear&nce. Satisfaction guaranteed. I ROYAL PRESSING CLUB. R. D. DORSETT, Proprietor. ui "m 12 Li km m II'N wk MM In j I 1 J I More ai IT^I ACH DAY THE P! II' MUNITY ARE L] I] EXCELLED SEI | J RENDERING ITS A DAY PASSES 1 PATRONS DO I DREDS WHO E LIED THEMSEL' i ^ I WE PAY 4 PER CENT Issue 4 Per Cent 3 we accept Checl ^ amounts, and fura fiio/i+iTro OVionb- "Rrw itiav/tivu vnwn. customer imprinte deposit and take < Liberty Bonds; we lend money at Six fact, we are in pos loans of any size a1 * 4 | IF YOU JOIN US you v these things and n ! t * 1 GIVE US A TRIAL is al i I grow. I ^ ^ I PEOPLES BANK & !C. L. COBB J. M. STKOU President. Vice Preflld J. T. CRAWFORD, Vice-Pres. SAFETY FIRST?PI YORKVULE COTK WE HAVE COTTON SE ti ? ? i - .i rti r? i. J? or saie at $iz per u OUR ROLLER MILL cc possible service, ant from all parts of tli( help to swell our list < WE ARE HANDLINC Forge Coals of the B< we are giving prompt WE HAVE COTTON S] purposes. WHETHER IT IS MEA] Meal or anything el: consideration is that ers must not be dis; they receive. YORKVILLE COTTO ItT Typewriter papers, 15 Cts. lb. and ivvard, at The Enquirer Office. \ Pout for ?or, with Prince Albert, you've got i hat cuts you loose from old stunf Vlade by our exclusive patented pi rom bite and parch and hands you i hat ever was scheduled in your din Prince Albert is a pippin of a pi >eats the band! Get the slant thai nan ever longed for in tobacco! igure up the sport you've slippec Mbert quality flavor and quality sat foull talk kind words every time yc Toppy red bag I, tidy rW tint, handton dori and thmt clotty, practical pt tpongt moitttncr tap that keeps tka I I J. Reynolds Tobacco Com; MUMUMUMUMWMUXMMil id More EOPLE OF THIS COM- | fARNING OF TriE UN- 1 I VICE THIS BANK IS | 3 PATRONS. HARDLY | THAT SEVERAL NEW I TOT JOIN THE HUN- I [AVE ALREADY AL- | VES WITH US. I ^ Interest, on Savings; we | Certificates of Deposit; 1 ring Accounts in any | lish, without charge, at- | )ks with the name of the | d thereon; we receive on I 3are of without charge, | > buy Liberty Bonds; we | Per Cent on Cotton in | >ition to handle gilt edge 1 t attractive rates. '? 4* I /ill find that we do all of | lore too. i [1 we ask then watch us J 4* TRUST COMPANY P J. H. B. JENKINS, Jr. | ent Cashier WM. S. MOORE, Asst. Gashler a tOGRESS ALWAYS IN OIL COMPANY j ED HULLS i )n, Cash, at the Mill. < < < mtinues to give the Best < 1 our pleased customers < 3 county are people who < 3f friends and patrons. < i 5- Domestic, Steam and <! 3st grades obtainable and <! ?- - _ ii j < > ; attention 10 uji uruurs. EED MEAL for feeding L, Hulls, Coal, Ice, Flour, se in our line, our first our friends and customappointed in the service < > <? IN OIL COMPANY f #" Typewriter papers, 15 Cts. lb. and lpward, at The Enquirer Office. lllpullllW Coprigfrum ^ R. J. ImMi ' *. MmkOT Y the smoke^ame with a jimmy if you're hankering for a hand' what ails your smokeappetitel " a new listen on the pipe question { tongue and dry throat worries! rocess, Prince Albert is scotfree about the biggest lot of smokefun jction! pe-pal; rolled into a cigarette it : P. A. is simply everything any You never will be willing to 1-on once you get that Prince iafaction into your smokesysteml m get on the firing line! tm pommi m: * half-pound tin hmmi mmJ crystal gtm*? kmimidir mUk lobacco in nek jm/Wf condttlMi* pany, Winston-Salem, N. C j.c.whbornss.e York, - S.C. uiio^niriiuno ur TRACTS OF LAND 142 Acres?In King's Mountain township. Fine bottom land. A fine farm of Dr. Preasly'a Price, $40.00 per sore. 1 92 1-2 Acres?H. P. Stowe farm, in Bethel township. 657 Acres?Near ML Holly, in Catawba township; 4 miles from Rock Hill. $32.00 per acre. 160 Acres?Including fine Roller ^ Mill, Corn Mill; also 25-horse power Engine and Boiler; 1 Dwelling, rooms. About 76 acres In timber; 4 horse farm open. 643 Acres?Three miles Hickory Orove. Mrs. Warth. 287 1-2 Acres?Three miles Hickory Orove. Mrs. Warth. 139 Acres?In Ebenexer, about 11-4 miles to Wlnthrop College. Nine room dwelling on Main street 'The Garden Spot" of Tork county. 26 acres in wood; 100 in cultivation. (1) Dr. Cartwrlght Farm?1-4 mile of York; level land, good buildings, (6) tenant houses. Had about SO acres in cotton, made 291-2 heavy bales in 1916. (2). About 300 Acres?One mile of school; perfectly level land; fronts on public highway; about 60 acres of .. A bottom land (corn) in cultivation. *1 | Three miles from Tlrzah R. ' . Station ! on Southern railway; 8 miles from city I of Rock Hill; 6 miles from York coun- I ty courthouse. Some of this land doss make a bale to the acre. Six or seven horse farm open and some sowed down. Has four houses on It Price, v $45.00 per Acre. (3). 854 Acres Near Bethany A. R. P. church and High school, 10 miles York, and about 8 miles of King's Mountain station, N'. C- On road from King's Mountain, N. C., to York, near Andy McCarter'a on said road; 160 acres in cultivation, balance in wood; over 300,000 feet of saw timber, and ?> around 8,000 cords of wood. Has good ~ buildings and barns. A. A. Lockriage's farm. (4). 285 Acres Three miles Smyrna station. Southern rwy. One twostory 8 room house; good big barn, big tenant houses, 3 and 4 rooms; 36 acres fine worked bottoms, and 136 acres in cultivation, balance in timber. $22.00 per Acre. (6). 250 Acres On waters of Fishing creek and Langham branch, 3 miles of York, on public highway. New six-room cottage, painted; large new barn; 4 extra good tenant houses. Land lies comparatively level. $50.00 ^ ^ per Acre. (6). 237 Acres One mile of Delphos station, C. & N.-W. R. R. One dwelling; 4 tenant houses; good barns. 176 acres in cultivation. This Is one of the beFt farms in York county. (7). 105 Acres One and one-half miles of Tlrzah church; perfectly level; nice new residence, two story. Very large new barn; about seven or eight miles of city of Rock Hill- $85.00 per Acre. (8). 511-2 Acres 6 miles York. Price, $125.00 per Acre. (9). 41 Acres 3 miles York. Price, $40.00 per Acre. (10). 119 Acres 1 mile Sharon, and residence in Sharon I* H. Good. (11). 50 Acres 6 miles York. Price $40.00 per Acre. (12). 60 Acres 6 miles Smyrna. *1 Price, $25.00 per Acre. (13). ?41-2Acree 6 miles York. Price, $8,157.50 total. (14). 27 Acres 3 miles Smyrna. Price. $60.00 per Acre. (15). 150 Acres?3 miles Smyrna. Price, $31.50 per Acre. -. (16). 110 1*5 Acres?S miles Sharon. Price, $2,200.00. > (17). 226 Acres?8 miles Clover. I Price, $60.00 per Acre. I (18). 35 1-2 Acres?At Filbert?on I King's Mountain road. Price, $2,100. > (19). 53 Acres?At Filbert. Price, > $25.00 per Acre. > (20). 63 Acres?6 miles York, jt Price, $30.00 per Acre. I (21). 40 Acres?5 miles York. > Price, $85.00 Acre. > (22). 150 Acres?3 miles Smyrna. > Price, $3,500.00 total. * (23). 250 Acres?3 miles Sharon ! Price, $15.00 per Acre. > (24). 325 Acres?J. O. P. Pries, > $23.00 per Acre. > (25). One House and Lot?Near the Cannon Mill. Price, $1,785.00. | (26). 20 Acres?All wood. 7 miles York. Price, $16.00 Acre. (27). 180 Acres?8 miles York. Price, $4,725.00 per Acre. % J. C. WILB0RN REAL ESTATE Farm Mortgage Loans 4 , Made in York County through Attorneys C. E. SPENCER, York, S. O. C. W. F. SPENCER, Rock Hill, S. C. Interest rates low. Qet ready for crops, improving the farm, buying O land, and settling over-due claims. CAROLINA BOND * MORTGAGE COMPANY, Union National Bank Bnlkllng, Columbia, - - S. O. ' \ W See The Enquirer Office for all , kinds of Commercial Stationery of the better kinds.