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fiumoroujs department
l*' A (armor, the other day. took a |
plowshare to the blacksmith's to be
sharpened, and while the blacksmith
woiked the farmer chuckled and bragged
about a sale o( hogs he had just j
made.
"Them hogs was only eight months |
old", he said, "and none too fat, nuther;
but I seen that the buyer was at
his wits' end. and by skillful juggin" 1
boosted up the price on him just 300 t
per cent. Yes, by gum, I got three t
^ times more fer them hogs than I uster t
get before the war." t
The plowshare being done, the farm- c
er handed the smith 50 cents. t
"Hold on." said the smith, "I chart;*- t
$1.50 for that job now." t
"You scandalous rascal!" yelled the ,
fanner. "What do you mean by treb- )
Jin' your price on me? What have f
you done it for?" t
"I've don? it," said the blacksmith, (
"so's I'll he able to eat some of that t
high-priced pork of yours this winter." v
? wasningion niar.
You Can't Keep Kantaa Quiet.?
Sixteen troop trains rolled into an
Kastern terminal recently, bearing a
contingent soon to tight in France. The
regulations prescribe that all troop
movements shall be conducted quietly,
without the flaunting of flags or other
demonstrations.
Not so this contingent. They were
from Kansas. Their coaches were
decorated from end to end with their
messages of deflance that recalled the
duya of the prairie schooner:
"Kansas to Berlin."
"To h?1 with the kaiser."
"We'll plant sunflowers on Unter den
Linden."
"Berlin or Bust."?Kansas City Star.
Conserving The Ague.?To a native
of a certain section of the southwest
that is well known tor its malarial
tendencies a Si. IxhiIs traveling man
said:
"I notice that there is a great deal
of ague hereabout."
"Yes," was the laconic response.
"That's a great drawback. It unfits
a man entirely for work, dosen't it?"
"(Jenerully It does," suid the other.
"Still, hen- on iny farm, when my man
John hits a right hard tit of the shakes
wt fastens the churn-dasher to him
and, stranger, he brings the butter inside
of fifteen minutes."?New York
Times.
A Proposal.?It was after his
eleventh cocktail that he proposed to
me. "Dearest," he said, "the bubbling
wine in my glass reflects the sparkle
of your eyes. The graceful curve of
the bottle counterfeits your slender
form. Your touch soothes me as a
eool fog at midnight brushing against
my hot cheeks. The myterious fragrance
of early morn is your breath.
" ' * * ~J \f?? ?.* mi. M ;i
IfeiOVCU, I Iluurv >uu. /
"Come Freddie," I replied gently, t
"you proposed to me ten years ago ij
and I married you. \\*o must go home e
now. You are drunk."?Smart Set. 1
? I
Jf." The editor recently received from
a lady some verses, daintily tied up j
with pink ribbon and entitled, "I Won- .,
der if He'll Miss Me?' T
After reading them he returned the {
effort to the sender with the following e
. wotuiote v
r>eaY Madam: "IT fie "doesT<e~bn)?nri1
never to be trusted with firearms (
again.?Life. j
(Juizzcr?"What's the matter, old '
man? You look worried."
Sizzer?"I have cause to. I engaged
a man to trace my pedigree."
Quizzer?"Well, what's the trouble?
Hasn't he been successful?" J
Sizzer?'Successful! I should say
he has! I'm paying him hush-money." j
?Judge.
_ i
Perfectly Safe.?"Now," said the '
physician to the poet who had sum- ?
moned him. "you are not in good
health, and 1 must forbid all brain
work." i
"Hut, doctor." protested the poet, i
"may I not write some verses?" I
"Certainly," the doctor said, "write <
all the verses you want to!"?Life. i
' I
ttc The worried countenance of the ,
bridegroom disturbed the best man. j
<ts" First Client?"Why do you have b
an apple as your trademark?** a
Cash Tailor?"Well, well, if it hadn't r
been for an apple where would the d
clothing: business be today?**?Puck, c
, m , c
Angry Motorist?That cop tried *
to treat me like a dog. b
Friend?Probably he didn't recog- o
nixe the style of license.?Puck. f
, m e
?Mr Brown?I have a suit for every w
amy In the week. c
Black (awestruck)?Yeah?
Brown?Uh-huh; this is it?Life.
AERIAL CAVALRY
fork Of Low Flying Airplanes
Against Infantry.
HEIR SERVICE IS VERY IMPORTANT
r.fantry Is Not Disposed To Stand
Against A Birdman Who Comes At
Then With a Machine Gun.
Om of the most interesting features
if modern warfare, writes the editor
if a British Aerial Journal, is the use
f low flying aeroplanes to attack
roops on the ground. In this partiular
work aircraft becomes in realiy
the "cavalry of the air." When
fiat phrase was coined most people
nerely thought that aeroplanes wouiu
lo the scouting work which used to
? done by cavalry when armies had
lanks round which it was possible lor
. avalry to travel, and few believed
hat it was possible for aeroplanes to
airy out the actual offensive work
vhich in open warfare used to be
lone bj raiding parties of cavalry in
he rear of armies.
Now that it is impossible to get
ound the flanks of an army, owing
artly to the enormous size ol armies
hemselves and also to their extreme
nobility, thanks to motor transport
ir.il perfected i ail way systtms. ob iously
the only thing is to go over
hi in, and that is why aeroplanes
ire now performing the functions of
avalry.
Reasonably Safe.
When the idea was first suggested
t was considered that the casualties
imoiig aviators employed in this way
vould be so high, owing to the tire of
illi'S and machine guns oi) the
;round. that it would practically be
mpossible to find enough men or nue
bines to do the work. In practice it
ieems that the casualties among low
lying aviators are rather lower than
hose among fighting pilots who are
inployed to oppose other aeroplanes
n the higher atmosphere. The ronton
stems to be the very simple one
hat where two machines are fighting
?uh other they both tly at approxinalely
the same speed, and conseluently
offer one another a reasonilile
good mark, whereas an aeroilane
traveling at some-thing well
iver 100 miles per fiour offers a very
>oor mark indeed to a man with a
ifle who is standing still on the
[round. Actually the vital parts of
m aeroplane occupy a comparatively
imall space, and unless a machine is
lit in one of those vital parts, or un??*
?Vw. I.ilnf hintuiiir id hit it ix vi*rv
Tiptoeing up the nlsle he whispered: j
"What's the matter. Joek? Hue ye ,
lost the ring?" i
"No." blurted out the unhappy Jack, ,
"the ring's safe eno*. But. mon, I've ,
lost ma enthusiasm."?Youth's Com- )
panion. t
U'" l'?i.?"Sn vmi've irot n new '
gown after all. I thought you said 1
you couldn't afford one this fall."
Mrs. W>e?"So 1 did: hut my hus- '
hand had a stroke of luck recently. 1
He hroke his leg the next day after 1
taking out on accident policy that *
pays $50 a week."?Boston Transcript.
s
W Butcher?Come. John, be lively I
now; break the bones in Mr. Howlna's 1
, chops, and put Mr. Smith's ribs in the *
basket for him. c
John?All right sir; just as soon as I
I have sawed off Mr. Murphy's leg.?
l'uck. *
. < t
Perfectly Plcin.?Judge-?You ie- ?
side? d
Witness?With my brother.
"And your brother lives?"
"With me." d
"ITecisely. But you both live " c
"Together."?Judge. t
e ? a
In Hades. ?"A new arrival, your 11
majesty. Used to have an army over- s
coat contract." c
"Good! Put him in the refrigerat- t
ing department and give him a yard e
or two of mosquito netting to keep
himself warm."?Punch. E
Where He Finds 'Em.?First Store- ?
keeper?"Say. you always seem to
have such good-looking girls for ^
clerks. Where do you And them?"
Second Ditto?"Usually way back (
in the com?'r arranging their hair."?
S-ln-One Sense. r
Those Testimonials!?"Dear Sir? r
Before taking your medicine I was too c
weak to spank the baby, but now I ''
can lick my husband. Heaven bless
you!"?Life. d
k
ltitudes onto troops and transport,
ailways, bridges, camps and munition
lumps, etc., and pump out all his mahlne
gun ammunition as fast as he
an find targets for It. There is no
reary patrol work, no anxious watchrig
of the sky for enemy machines,
r at any rate very little of It: in
act, the low-flying game has almost
xartly the same dash and excitement
rhich used to be connected with a
avalry charge.
Simple Machines.
Moreover, machines for this partlc
laid Indeed to do any considerable
lamage. It seems In fact that shooing
aeroplanes with an ordinary seriee
rifle is rather more difficult than
hooting pigeons with a rook rifle.
A Pleasing Change.
So far as one can gather, the avittors
themselves regard what some of
hem call "ground-straftlng" as being
luite a pleasing change from fighting
nemy aviators in the higher levels.
2ven admitting that the risks taken
>y the low-flying pilots are as great
A those taken by the pilots in a tightng
patrol, there is considerably more
ctivity and interest in ground work.
To begin with, targets are more easily
ound, and, when found, are considrably
bigger and more easily hit than
yhen a man baa to patrol the Bky perhaps
for hours constantly on the lookout
for an enemy. When a big attack
is in progress, it is absolutely certain
that masses of troops and transports
will be found on any main road, and
there are very few troops who can
stand without breaking formation
with a fast aeroplane flying straight
it them, pumping out a stream ol .bullets.
It is not surprising that pilots
find even a certain amount of humor
in seeing a solid column of men break
up and tumble precipitately into the
litchos at the side of the road on the
tppearance of one lonely little aviator.
Surnrised General and Staff.
In the days before ground-straffing
wis developed as a regular branch of
nilitary tactics, one of our machines
liad been out on reconnaissance in the
farly morning, and on its way home
*an Into such a thick fog that the
jilot considered that the safest thing
,o do was to fly home along one of the
>ig main French roads, knowing that
n this way he would be certain of his
vhereabouts, and reckoning that owng
to the thickness of the fog he
vould disappear into it long before
iny infantry he might meet would
lave time to Are at him. As he was
earing along the roads just about
evel with -the tree tops, he suddenly
nine upon a German general, compete
with gilded staff, apparently rcurning
from an early tour of inspeoion
near the front lines. According
o the observer of the machine, the
itaff promptly fainted and fell off
heir horses, while the general hlmlelf,
after one look of horrified suririse,
set spurs to his horse and raced
lown the road in the direction from
vhich the aeroplane had come. Acording
to the observer, he and his
>ilot nearly fell out of the machine
aughing. but the pilot, knowing that
lis petrol was running short, eonInued
on his homeward way, instead
if turning round to have a shot at the
lismounted staff.
The Morel Effect.
The amount of damage actually
lone by low flying aviators, is, of
oursc, impossible to estimate, but
hey cannot be very great, because
.viators are numbered in tens where
nfantrymen are counted in thouands.
But the moral effect is very
onsiderable, and certainly does delayhe
arrival of fresh troops and of
nunltions and food.
For ground-sttafflng an aviator
leeds considerably less training than
ic does for any other branch of flyug.
So long as he has plenty of pluck
nd endurance practically all he needs
s to be able to fly well and shoot
traight. He does not need the exensive
and prolonged military trainng
of the artillery spotter or of the
econnaissance observer and 'pilot,
lor does he need the acrobatic eduation
of the ordinary high-level flghtrtg
pilot, nor yet the scientific teachag
of the really skillful bombropper.
Practically all he has to do
? to pitch himself into the flght, drop
is numerous small bombs from low
ular class of work are comparative
easily and cheaply built, and it
even poslhle to use some of the old
types of machines, which would n
now be suitable for high-level flgh
ing. So long as a machine is fast ai
easily pitched about it does exct
lently for ground-straffing, yuick
and easily controlled machines li
Sopwith "Pups" or Martinsyde "El
Phants" or some of the older Bristt
and Havillands come in quite w
for this work, although they ha
since been superseded for high flyii
by newer and improved types ot t
same British designers. In these da
the British aeroplane manufactur
is more man justirying an me iai
that wa.s placed in him years ago
those who knew his capabilities,
that, while the latest Hritlsh aer
planes are more than able to Uiet
th? best enemy machines in the hig
est altitudes, even obsolescent m
chines are capable of doing valual
"cavalry" work near the ground.
DISCONTENT
Some of the Thinga Growing out
This Frame of Mind.
The discontent of Columbus disco
ered America.
The discontent of Cyrus W. Fie
spanned the Atlantic ocean with t
cable.
The discontent of Alexander Graha
Hell gave us the telephone.
The discontent of Klias Howe ga
us the sewing machine.
The discontent of Guglletno Marco
gave us the wireless telegraphy.
The discontent of the Wright brot
era gave us the flying machine, whii
it is hoped will Anally win the wai
The discontent of the American pe
pie. of the thirteen struggling colonii
in our early history gave us the Dec!
ration of Independence and our d
inocracy.
Discontent has built our cities, o
civilization; has pushed humanity i
from the Hottentots to the . l.incoli
the Kdisons.
Discontent has registered in the pa
lent otfice in Washington a thonsai
ilovices under Kdison's name.
Discontent has done all the gre
things which have ever heen done
the world.
Discontent has made all the diflfe
enee between bare existence and ge
uine living, the living worth while.
It took man out of a cave und bu
him a cabin; out of the cabin ai
built him a cottage; out of the cottai
and built him a beautiful home.
It replaced the pony express wi
the fast mail train; the stage-coai
with the uccommpdation train; the a
commodation train with ithe light nil
express.
A divine discontent has ever bei
the great elevator of mankind, t!
great producer, the great inventc
the great discoverer, the groat ei
gincer, the world's great pusher.?No
Science Magazine.
Birth of Express Company Idea.
William Frederick Harnden, when
mere youth, often worked sixtei
hours a day in the office of the Bo
ton and Worchester Railroad. In 181
he went to New York for a short rei
There were at that time in tl
United States about 2,818 miles
railroad. N'ow we have close to 25(
000, but our subject is not pf railroad
but men with the rich, red blood wi
There was no express company
those days, so Harnden said to a friei
"an express or package-carrying cc
cern is a necessity?I will be one."
Harnden bought a couple of ex!
large and heavy carpet bags and a
nounced that he was in the errn
running business, and would transpi
parcels between Boston and New Yc
or between intermediate points, at i
markably low prices; in fact his pri
was so low |>eople thought it was
hoax.
However the idea took. The pe
pie wanted it. It was now possible
send goods with some surety of tlv
reaching the desired point in a re
sonable time, instead of waiting un
some good-natured traveler, or sta
driver came along and agreed to ma
the delivery, as was the custom befc
Harnden sprung his idea.
A certain store in the west, whi
utilizes the express service, plac
this label on all packages:
"It is our purpose that every trai
action with this store shall elth
make a permanent friend or strengt
en one previously made. If for a
reason this transaction has not accoi
plished either of the above, we ha
failed in our duty in some partlculi
and we will thank you for calling o
attention to any shortcoming.
"Please receive our assurance th
we will immediately make right th
which requires our correction."?
Philadelphia Ledger.
INDIA HOOK NOTES
'-'orrfipondenc* Th* YorkTlIU Enquirer
India Hook, April 29?The hea'
rains are causing some discourag
ment among the farmers of this cor
munity as they are unable to get th<
crops planted. The wheat crop
this section is very good, but the rai
have damaged it to some extent.
Misses Minnie Garrison and Lill
Ashe gave a very' interesting demo
stratlon at India Hook school th
week.
Miss Alice Garrison closed h
school at Forest Hill, lr*st week oi
is now at home.
Mrs. W. M. Carothers, with her litl
daughter, Ida Louise, is spending t!
week-end at Lancaster, with relative
Miss Ruth Ashe spent last week-ei
with Misses Ina Ashe and Hess
Turner.
One of the most successful ente
tainments was given at India Hoi
school on last Wednesday night. whi
pupils from both the high school ai
neimowtr danoidmanta mnhoatoH f
U. S. thrift stamp?, which were o
fered as prizes. The first place
the high school was given to Conn
Warner, subject: "Little Miss Mi
chief". The second to Ollie McCc
"That Hired Girl." In the primar
Ida Louise Carothers was given fir
place, "Waiting For Crumbs." and tl
second to Madge Warner, "Paps
Baby." Afterwards ice cream wi
served.
Several new houses have been con
pleted at the Catawba Power Pla
and the operators are moving in the
families.
A very interesting program is b
ing arranged for Children's Day, whit
is to be the 2nd Sunday in May.
Mrs. Mack Gaston spent sever
days of last week at her home
Shelby, on account of the illness <
her mother.
The teachers and pupils of Ind
Hook school, are busy practicing ft
the play "Valley Farm" to he giv<
at the closing of school.
I
BBAVE STETpECATUg
ot (Continued frt* pa?e One.) 0
id on a Ttlrk. young had one arm r
i - UUNLUICU *-?J * BUUU . ??V MI?U fj
Iv armed himself witB a pike, and soon t
ke the other arm disabled from a e
sabre blow. I r
)|H It was In this c|jndUion, with both t
ell arms, useless, thatn^e saw his cap- j.
ve tain endangered, t&d interposed his
ng own head to save^ Decatur. Strange ^
he to say the blow c ^ no more injury j.
ys than to cut a deej gash in his head. t
or James lived man; > years after his a
th captain met death in 1820 in a duel. ^
by Decatur succeed* d in getting both (]
so his prizes to the sc uadron.
o- Decatur's next engagement of note
tie was in the war < f 1812, when, in
h- command of the fr gate United states, s
a- he fought and captured the Macedoni?le
an, 38 guns, Captairy Carden. Decatur's
superior skill In J manoeuvering his ^
ship ended the battle with compara- d
lively little damage) and only four kill^
ed and seven wounded, while the ^
Macedonian's mastjs were all shot
f|
away, she had one "hundred round shot
in her hull, and lojst 36 killed and 0> 6
wounded. i
}ie Decatur refused | to take Captain
Garden's sword, saving he would rather
take the hand tif so brave an otflcer.
Decatur con' royed his prize to
Newport through seas swarming with '
British ships. Deqatur then went to
nl sea in the President, and fell in with
a British fleet. Seeing escape was imnoHsible
he decided to ?rive hattle to
^ the most formidably of the fleet in the
r ho|>e of later escaping. After a hot
| engagement in which he seriously dam^
aged his opponent, Decatur made sail, u
' hoping for thick Weather. However, K
two of the enemy outdistanced him, ''
and rather than ?Lcrlflce the lives of
his crew, surrender ?d. l'
After the battle it was found he '
^ had struck the frigate Majestic, l'
that he had badly whipped the Endy- ^
t_ mion, 40 guns, and, that the other two 1)1
t)(J in the fleet wer% the Pomone, 38 sl
guns, and the Ten^dos, 38 guns.
al Decatur was pi.roled and arrived ?
at New London, February 22, 1816. 11
He was acclaimed j a hero and placed
r_ in a carraige and Idriven through the
n- streets by the peopje. On the declara- "
tion of war with tW Barbary powers ^
lit in 1815 Decatur commanded one dlid
vision of the fleet (sent to the Medlgo
terranean. With jthe Guerriere, 44 (
guns, he capture^ the Algerine ship
th Mashouda, 46 guhs, commanded by [(
ch Admiral Rals Hamjmlda, the ranking a(
c- officer of the Bey i,f Algiers, who was
ig killed early In the ^ctlon.
Before leaving the United States n
[ n Commodore Bainbr'idge, in command ri
of the entire squadron; Commodore |?
IP. iWxitnr nnH VVIHIavm GVioIai- nnnaill. .a
- general from the United States to
w the Barbary powers, had been ap- (j.
pointed commissioners to negotiate a w
_ treaty of peace with the Bey of AI- fj,
a Kters. m
;n With the consul aboard his ship, ti
"g_ Decatur decided nfct to await the ar- fc
rival of Bainbrld&e, ..and forced the ai
Jt Bey to sign the treaty that provided ai
lp that no more ti*ibtiitea be paid by the w
0j United States, no Americans be en- y<
( _ slaved', and all American vessels be a/
treated hospitably ^jd their wants re- B
lieved in any Algei#ke port Decatur a
__ T*1r~ riC
ln bary powers and forced them to sl#n ti
like treaties. a|n^
Commodore Decatur's brilliant
career was ended in a duel with James a
tra Barron, a former naval officer, whose *>
n_ reinstatement he had fought De- a
nd catur refused to shoot to kill Barron, ,c
Jrt who sent a fatal bullet Into the comirk
modore. The duel took place near "I
re. Washington. March 22. 1820. As he 1,1
lce lay on the field of death Decatur ex- w
, a claimed:
"I am mortally wounded, at least I ?'
,0_ believe so, and wish I had fallen in a
t0 defence of my country."
ejr Of the forty-two years of his life fc
,a_ twenty-two had been spent in the s<
ltjj naval service of his country. And K'
ge throughout that career his record had
ke been one of splendid achievement,
daring, and an intense love of country.
bl
rh His name Is even now, almost a
n<
;e8 century after his death, on the rolls
of the navy department, and in service
in the world conflict is a destroyer
er that bears his name. Deeds as heroic
h_ as those that were recorded opposite ny
his name will be performed ln the
n_ present war, and it may fall to the
ve lot of the young officers and crews
lr aboard the Destroyer Decatur to have
a share of the plaudits.
If tradition counts for anything?
at and it has been rated as having a
iat high place in keeping the navy up to
a standard second to none?then the
"boys" aboard the Decatur will be
heard from before peace comes to the
world.
vy CAT MEAT AS WAR DIET 1
e- Such Proposal Raised Storm of Pro- ]
n- test in Washington.
dr How about cats as war food? 4
In A Washington scientist, Herbert ^
ps Poponoe, urges that In these days of
meat scarcity it is a pity to waste F
Us them.
h- Cat meat, he avers, when properly V
'is cooked, is Indistinguishable from rabbit
meat. He hn? nroved this to his R
er own satisfaction by actual trial. Nay,
ld more, he backs hia assertion with the L
testimony of friends.
,le At the risk, possibly, of losing those
hc friends, he invited a number of them 0
to dine with him. It was a dinner of
ld thirty covers, and the piece de rede
sistance was cat.
It was supposed to be a rabbit dinr"
ner. Everybody enjoyed it "But," 84
ok says Mr. Poponoe, "after.we had pushan
T7
ed back our chairs and had lighted* X
our after-dinner cigars I told them." ?
f It was a psychological moment.
ln Each guest, in turn, spoke- frankly. 1
j" Some said that It had occurred to
3 them that the "rabbit" was of an odd
iy flavor?"tasted funny," as they ex- ~
' pressed it The majority, however, ^
st' declared their approval. One confessed
to stomach qualms, but these did w
>8 not. develop until he was told that he tr
M had been eating cat
For authorative scientific judgment Gj
the matter was referred to "Old Doc"
nt Wiley. He had eaten no cat but was 00
!lr ready with a decision. What he said ^
was: re
e_ "Cat meat is as nutritious as rabbit Sc
>h or beefsteak. It Is Jot as good as
rabbit and ought to be equally palat- 0I
al able. The prejudice against it is pureIn
ly psychologic. By eating cats we ca
of could conserve the meat supply, and. te*
Incidentally, the expense of feeding th
la the animals Would be saved." gi'
Dr It is estimated that in any urban ^
n community there to at least one est
for every three persona In rural
. " v
istricts the proportion is certainly noi
ess. Thus one may assume that It
he Uinted States there are about 35.
00.000 cats.
An enterprising householder, eco
lomical at the butcher's, can suppl;
lis family with all needed meat bj
rapping cats. Nothing could bi
asier. At the same time, there ii
lothing anybody could do that is bet
er calculated to engender neighbor
lood hostilities.
Mr. Poponoe has found it that way
Vhat he has sought for food purpose
las been street cats?vagrant animal
hat are more or less of a nuisance ii
iny community. But his neighbor
lave believed that their pets were ii
langer.
Anxious and angered, they havi
rone so far as to hale him into thi
iolice court. But the police Judgi
aid that he could find no law agains
ating cats.
It was even suggested that Mr
'oponoe's propaganda offered evi
ence of mental derangement. John P
leap, superintendent of the Humani
Society of the District of Columbia, ii
iuoted as saying: "To my notion
ating cats is against the law o
norals. I believe that uny one wh<
- ??_ -? *? * *??? moot PfMlli"
HHIIU Will 11. IU fUl vai iuwmv vww..,
lardly be In his right mind."
So there you have it. What, ir
iew of all these arguments, woulc
ou think about eating cat meat??
Philadelphia Ledger.
BUMPS IN WAR NEWS
lot a Good Idea to Let Them lm*
press You too Much.
Do you ride all the bumps of th<
ar news from tlay to day? Man)
ood patriots do. Kaoh morning bring?
s passing changes in the war situaon;
now gloom, in the form of a setack
on the western front, or furtliei
Lsintegration in Ilussia, or rumors ol
clay in our own war preparations
text morning, like as not, there will
e something of a hopeful nature,
uch as the checking of the Minis'
rive in Italy, or a raid by the British
r French, or good news here at
ome.
To follow and feel all these glees
nd glooms from day to day is hu,an
and exciting.
But it involves much less wear and
>ar of the spirit.
There is another viewpoint?that oi
isregardtng the daily shifts and
l" th? ii-fii* situation, keening
nc's attention concentrated on the
?ng haul of war und the final relit*.
That haul is still a long one. For
crmany is not beaten yet. but the
suits are sure, because we have
ght on our side, and also the largest
ittalions. If you grow warm ami
len cold, and alternate between enlusiasm
and depression with the
lily news changes, you not only
aste your energy, but are likely to
actuate in your polic> as a business
an and your determination as a |?a lot.
The good resolution to save
tod, support I'nele Sam financially
id cheerfully, adjust your business
id hnbits to the war programme,
ill be stiffened on the morning that
iu read about some Hun atrocity
,'ainst our own soldiers in France,
ut in a week there may lie news of
different character, which leuds you
LJe.t-dPwa a_ Utile, on lhe._
on that Germany has begun to crack
nd that the war is about over.
It is good business, good patriotism,
nd good conservation to forget most
f the headlines in the morning paper
nd concentrate strictly ujion the
>ng, hard grind between today and
le final result. That will save youi
pirlt, buck up your resolution, and
lable you to do your utmost in
inning the war.
Moreover, it will enable you to get
at of the war, as a business man and
patriot, the utmost benefit from war
Jjustments. Those adjustments make
>r wiser and more economical per>naj
habits, as well as a business
rounded in sound economy.
Even should peace come tomorrow
ju can never go back to the old
i-cdless, wasteful ways, either in
isiness or livelihood.
b/? luimno nf t ho ??n? r
L/UU I ItUC bile wuui|/a w* vuv ttm.
SW8.'
Settle down in harness for the long,
rim haul that counts!?James H.
oil Ins.
fw&&
winjaun
nmDmiM
flCWMMlMT
Buy Them And
3elp Win The War
'OB SALE EVERYWHERE
WRING GOODS
LOWER POTS?
All sizes of Pots?Prices very low.
I'DOR PORCH SHADESAD
sizes. Insure privacy.
EFRIGERATORS?
All sizes and prices.
IN OLEUM?
Matting Rubs, Grass Rugs?Correct
Floor Coverings?Priced right
UR PRICES ARE RIGHT?
3ur Stock Is complete and all
SEW goods of the best quality, and
not Seconds, such as are sold by
most stores. Buy Quality and not
Price.
? Us for Vonr Wants?We Cta Save
You Real Money.
ORK FURNITURE CO.
ORK MOTOR CAR CO.
S. L. COURTNEY, Proprietor.
'E SELL?
Hupmobiles and Ford Care, both of
hich are so well known Jhat inoduction
isn't necessary.
Ford Part*?From the largest to
e smallest S Dedal discounts to
rages.
Southern Tiree?Guaranteed for 4.0
miles?the buyer being the sole
dge of satisfactory service. Tires
Justed at our Garage. All road cuts
paired free of charge. Ask us about
itithern Tires.
Havoline Oils, Greases. Gasoline and
her Automobile Accessories.
JR MR. COURTNEY?
Left Saturday afternoon with ten
r drivers for the Hupmobile and
>rd factories and will bring back
a cars through the country. During
e absence of Mr. Courtney we will
re our patrons the best possible merit
and ask your Indulgence until
r. Courtney returns. Call on us for
ythlng and everything in our Una
YORK MOTOR CAR COMPANY.
l|j?nring for the $oldifr$|!
Work of tho Rod Cross.
The Red Cross chapter was orgatiiz- 1
' ed April 27, 1917, with 200 members.
f It was a year old April 27, 191S. and
e has now a membership of 900. The
3 following branches belong to the chap"
ter, Sharon, with a membership of 216.
" Hickory Grove, with 211. Bullock's '
Creek, 170; McConnellsville, 120: ,
York colored people about 30. The
9 colored people of Mt. Zion have peti9
Honed to be a branch.
1 The sewing units have resumed
9 their work, and will sew in their work
"> room in the courthouse Tuesday. Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday of this
e week. Unit No. 7 sewed on Tuesdav,
f Unit No. S on Wednesday. Unit No. 1.
e Thursday and Unit No. 2 on Friday,
t They are making undershirts and underdrawers.
The surgical dressing class has
- finished their allotment for April, 900
. cotton pads, S by 12. The May allott
ment is 1,600 gauze wipes and ISO
s split irrigation pads. This class
, works on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursf
day and Friday afternoons, from 4 to
> 6. p. m. There is a night class for
1 those who are unable to work during
the day. The class will be glad of
i any outside help. It is not necessary
1 to take the course to do this work.
. The following gifts have been made
in the surgical dressing work:
Mrs. J. G. Sassi 310.00
Miss Willie Williams 14.00
Mrs. J. M. Ramsey 10.27
Through 42 party a member
of the class 3.00
117 >?
J UlUI ?? )
The fiscal year of the Red Cross
ended In April, but l?y directions received
from headquarters the officers
and executive committee will continue
to act until October, the new date set
. for the end of the fiscal year.
Margaret A. Oist.
Chairman of Publicity.
Ford for Senator.?Republicans and
i Democrats are said to be seriously con- '
tern|dating the bringing of Henry Ford
into the Republican primary for the
i senatorial nomination in Michigan and
running him as a non-partisan supSTOP
COBN AGONY
IN FOUB SECONDS
lTse "Gets-It"?tk* Corns Peel Off!
The relief that "Gets-It" gives from
corn-pains?the way it makes corns '
and calluses peel off painlessly in one
piece?is one of the wonders of the '
world. The woman In the home, the
shopper, the dancer, the foot traveler,
Ma GatoJf .
Quick! it Eaaaa Cora
** i?J I ** - -
the man In the office, the clerk In the
store, the worker in the shop, have today,
In this great discovery, "Gets-It,"
the one sure, quick relief from all corn
' and callus pains?the one sure, palni
less remover that makes corns come
off as easily as you would peel a banana.
It takes two seconds to apply
"Gets-It;" it dries at once. Then
walk with painless Joy, even with
tight shoes. You know your corn will
loosen from your toe?peel it off with
your fingers. Try it, corn sufferers,
and you'll smile!
"Gets-It," the guaranteed, moneyback
corn-remover, the only sure way.
costs but a trifle at any drug store.
M'f'd by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago,
111.
i
Call Call
Phone 153 Phone 153 .
Special
Attention
Wo call your attention to the fact ,
that FLY TIME IS HERE, and now .
Is the time to fight him. We have f
SCREEN DOORS, SCREEN WIN
DOWS, SCREEN WIRE, FLY TRAPS
and ELY SWATTERS. j
q
He Hure and Swat the Fly.
y
See us for Cultivator Hoot at once.
YORK HARDWARE CO. 1
a
777 7"77 *
muntx ro jwaii
f)N rood real estate security at T
v per cent Interest
i 12. 11 J. A. MARION. Attorney.
(((summer Si
1
June 1
NOTED EDUCATOR
of lectures. Dr. Alphonso
author; Dr. Henry S. Cui
America and National Chi
Gary Plan; John R Kirk
Young, former President,
Liberty H. Bailey, Cornell
N. Snyder, President. Wofl
Ida Tarbell, lecturer and
Advancement of Teaching;
COURSE8 OF STUDY
(1) Superintendents and 1
Teachers, (4) those wishln
FACULTY: Preslden
faculty composed of specU
SPECIAL FEATURES
July 20th; course In Surg
children in all grades in I
practice, lectures on the 1
thorized to renew certifies
this Bummer School and b
Lectures, Entertalnme:
In* Pictures, Personally ?
11 Swimming Pool with fllte
11 equipped.
j I Board and matrlculatlc
I j The beat accomroodatl
j [ tlon unexcelled. For furth
1J Reserve dormitory aco
D. B.
porter of the administration. A reeen
expression of the manufacturer's i:
much liked among those who believi
In eliminating political partisanshii
a j *1 ?"I ? ?? n I>?jniihli(4!in.
u unrig mi* hui . am ?> .%v
he is credited with saying. 'and dtdn'
want war. We have a Democrat to
president and we have war. and 1 an
for both." Another of his sayings
ftjiiallj popular is this: "It is th<
duty of every American to stand l?:
I A POT of steaming;
il Luzianne Coffee set
gentleman and a judge of
A finer hot beverage thai
Luzianne never existed.
Luzianne tastes all the
and you say "Set 'em up a
Buy a can 01 i^uzianne
you can't honestly say tl
best cup of coffee that e
your lips, tell your grocer
satisfied and hell give yoi
money on the spot
Please try Lusfeime.
it, you wilL In clean, air-t
IpnAi
\
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
-T S HRTCE
Attorney At Law.
Prompt Attention to all Lega
Business of Whatever Nature.
Office Opposite Courthouse.
DR. WM. M. KENNEDY
? DENTAL SI'It GEO N ?
Dffice on Second Floor of the Wylit
Building.
Telephone?Office. 99; Residence 166
D. D. COOK
1> K N T A L S II It (i E <> X
Clover - - - S. C.
Office Over the Poatoffice.
Office Hours:
' srt a. m. to 12.SO p. m.: I 30 fo 5 p. tn
9S w ly
LIQUIDS AND PASTES. FO
BROWN OR OX-BLOOD SMO!
Tit P. F. DALLET COftfOKAl
SCREENS
IVE WILL THANK YOU TO PLACE
ORDERS NOW FOR WINDOW
AND DOOK SCREENS THAT YOU
WILL WANT THIS SUMMER.
We have the SCREEN WIRE, the
XMBKR and the WORKMEN NOW
?We might not have all of them nexl
iummer, Remember, please, that Oui
Screens arc made to Order?for Your
A'indows and Doors. They are not
-st made to sell, but To Fit and to
jast and they do both. See Ua About
Oils At Once.
iCBEE.V WIRE?
If you already have Screen Doors
md Windows that the wire has given
>ut on, we'll be glad to re-wlre your
creena Better see about this too
Ve can get out of Wire.
JNO. R. LOGAN
C. LOG AS MOORE. .Manager.
:HOOL, Wini
tOCK HILL, SOUTH CAROLINA
8th to July ,
S: Famous educators of the Unite*
Smith, professor of English in Unite*
rtls, former Secretary of National PI
Id Welfare Conference: William Wirt,
, President, State Normal of Kirkvd
N. E. A. and Superintendent. City
University; A. B. Cook, American Con
ord College; D. A. E. Winship, editor
author: Dr. W. C. Bagley of the <
Mrs. Emma A. Fox, noted parllamen
r: Full courses of study will be provli
Principals, (2) High School Teachers,
g College credits, (5) those wishing s
* v?o? Bi^nrAH fin unuHuallv
illsta and leaders of education In this'
1: Special course for Club Women o
deal Dressing, Parliamentary Law; d
ilgh school, model school, rural schoo
dontessorl methods, etc. County boai
tea now In force for all teachers who
ike the final examinations.
nta. Out-of-door Plays, Musical Com
onducted Excursions, Large New Gyrr
red water. Bowling Alleys, Large At
)n fee for entire session, 135.00.
ons. A place for health, recreation, I
er Information, write for Summer Schi
ommodatlons as early as possible.
JOHNSON, Prei
ROCK HILL, S. C.
I _
t I'miilent Wilson and his cabinet and
s Jay plans to retain him in office until
p the end of the war. even If the war
l> should last ten years." If Henry
" Ford's submarine chasers come uc to
t the expectations of his irtenqf' it
r would bo difficult for any man to do.
ri feat him for any office he miyrht s.-ek.
i. Hut it Is very doubtful if he could lv
e tempted to go into politics in any
y event.?Christian Science Monitor.
hCsAo*
anne. *"g|Tt
: be/ore "? AJ -A \
fine coffee." \V- 1 '
i good. old '
yissi18!!
4ain*"
i Coffee. IE
lat it's the Bf- j
ver passed f ft
you re not _J
i back your
YouU Hfca
i?ht tins. "When It
INS EM?j
COFFEE J
' Automobile Tires
AND INNER TUBES.
FOB SEVERAL YEARS wo have
been selling the famous
(iinii'nivii au?
1 V. 8. TUUCS.
You can look at the names of these
Tires and Tubes und know that the
Tires and Tubes are good?the reputatlons
of the makers have made the
names mean something when Tires
and Tubes are wanted. Every Goodrich
and every U. S. Tire and Tube Is
, made us honestly as Uncle Sum makes
u Gold Dollur. Continued use (^hundreds
of thousunds of Automobile
drivers Is positive proof of wearing
. and lusting quullty In these Tires and
Tubes.
We curry a good line of those good
Tires and Tubes?Our Prices are as
" LoNV as you will get any where and
we Want Your Tire and Tube Business.
May we have It?
M. L. FORD
Licensed Undertakers nnd Kml>nlnicr?.
CI/OVKR. - fi. C.
tCTION
enI
OIISHES
R BLACK, WHITE, TAN, DARK
ES. PRESERVE THE LEATHER.
if the ?
! | best printing |
VV< have l*een doing tiiat kind J
i r for ho long tliat we do nut know L
> Z how to do any other kind?t osi? 1
V more? Yea, Hlr. It <*osts more V
i ?Its worth mor???name as to t
, f mudi*-to-measure milt is wot? A |
I more tiian a hand-me-down? I
| y l>nl the extra comI Is forgotten In V
the satisfaction of knowing that #
A Your Stationery is lit for an) A
I eoruiMiiiy?at lioniu or hiij where Z
y ?that It will command riwiMsi y
9 ?Ur- stock, the quality, the
i A good taste, the "know how," Is /
V wliat ma Itph our Stationery eas- V
P il) worth the price. Send us y
m your next order for Commercial a
7 Stationery. 2
? THE YOKKVILLE ENgt'IKEH Z
YorkvlUe, 8. C. #
%
hrop College J
, 1918
1 State* will (five series
i State* Naval Academy,
layground Association of
originator of the famous
le, Missouri; Ella Flagg
Schools of Chicago; Dr.
*ul to Greece; Dr. Henry
of Journal of Education;
Carnegie Foundation for
itartan, and many other*.
led to meet the need* of,
(3) Primary and Grade
pcclal branches.
' large and competent
and other States.
f this State, July 8th to
emonstratlon work with
1 problems, kindergarten
-ds of education are au
do satisfactory work In
edtes, Educational Movtnaslum,
Regulation Slue
hletlc Field thoroughly
Information and insplraool
Bulletin.
sident *
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