Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, May 03, 1918, Image 4

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fiumoroujs department l*' A (armor, the other day. took a | plowshare to the blacksmith's to be sharpened, and while the blacksmith woiked the farmer chuckled and bragged about a sale o( hogs he had just j made. "Them hogs was only eight months | old", he said, "and none too fat, nuther; but I seen that the buyer was at his wits' end. and by skillful juggin" 1 boosted up the price on him just 300 t per cent. Yes, by gum, I got three t ^ times more fer them hogs than I uster t get before the war." t The plowshare being done, the farm- c er handed the smith 50 cents. t "Hold on." said the smith, "I chart;*- t $1.50 for that job now." t "You scandalous rascal!" yelled the , fanner. "What do you mean by treb- ) Jin' your price on me? What have f you done it for?" t "I've don? it," said the blacksmith, ( "so's I'll he able to eat some of that t high-priced pork of yours this winter." v ? wasningion niar. You Can't Keep Kantaa Quiet.? Sixteen troop trains rolled into an Kastern terminal recently, bearing a contingent soon to tight in France. The regulations prescribe that all troop movements shall be conducted quietly, without the flaunting of flags or other demonstrations. Not so this contingent. They were from Kansas. Their coaches were decorated from end to end with their messages of deflance that recalled the duya of the prairie schooner: "Kansas to Berlin." "To h?1 with the kaiser." "We'll plant sunflowers on Unter den Linden." "Berlin or Bust."?Kansas City Star. Conserving The Ague.?To a native of a certain section of the southwest that is well known tor its malarial tendencies a Si. IxhiIs traveling man said: "I notice that there is a great deal of ague hereabout." "Yes," was the laconic response. "That's a great drawback. It unfits a man entirely for work, dosen't it?" "(Jenerully It does," suid the other. "Still, hen- on iny farm, when my man John hits a right hard tit of the shakes wt fastens the churn-dasher to him and, stranger, he brings the butter inside of fifteen minutes."?New York Times. A Proposal.?It was after his eleventh cocktail that he proposed to me. "Dearest," he said, "the bubbling wine in my glass reflects the sparkle of your eyes. The graceful curve of the bottle counterfeits your slender form. Your touch soothes me as a eool fog at midnight brushing against my hot cheeks. The myterious fragrance of early morn is your breath. " ' * * ~J \f?? ?.* mi. M ;i IfeiOVCU, I Iluurv >uu. / "Come Freddie," I replied gently, t "you proposed to me ten years ago ij and I married you. \\*o must go home e now. You are drunk."?Smart Set. 1 ? I Jf." The editor recently received from a lady some verses, daintily tied up j with pink ribbon and entitled, "I Won- ., der if He'll Miss Me?' T After reading them he returned the { effort to the sender with the following e . wotuiote v r>eaY Madam: "IT fie "doesT<e~bn)?nri1 never to be trusted with firearms ( again.?Life. j (Juizzcr?"What's the matter, old ' man? You look worried." Sizzer?"I have cause to. I engaged a man to trace my pedigree." Quizzer?"Well, what's the trouble? Hasn't he been successful?" J Sizzer?'Successful! I should say he has! I'm paying him hush-money." j ?Judge. _ i Perfectly Safe.?"Now," said the ' physician to the poet who had sum- ? moned him. "you are not in good health, and 1 must forbid all brain work." i "Hut, doctor." protested the poet, i "may I not write some verses?" I "Certainly," the doctor said, "write < all the verses you want to!"?Life. i ' I ttc The worried countenance of the , bridegroom disturbed the best man. j <ts" First Client?"Why do you have b an apple as your trademark?** a Cash Tailor?"Well, well, if it hadn't r been for an apple where would the d clothing: business be today?**?Puck, c , m , c Angry Motorist?That cop tried * to treat me like a dog. b Friend?Probably he didn't recog- o nixe the style of license.?Puck. f , m e ?Mr Brown?I have a suit for every w amy In the week. c Black (awestruck)?Yeah? Brown?Uh-huh; this is it?Life. AERIAL CAVALRY fork Of Low Flying Airplanes Against Infantry. HEIR SERVICE IS VERY IMPORTANT r.fantry Is Not Disposed To Stand Against A Birdman Who Comes At Then With a Machine Gun. Om of the most interesting features if modern warfare, writes the editor if a British Aerial Journal, is the use f low flying aeroplanes to attack roops on the ground. In this partiular work aircraft becomes in realiy the "cavalry of the air." When fiat phrase was coined most people nerely thought that aeroplanes wouiu lo the scouting work which used to ? done by cavalry when armies had lanks round which it was possible lor . avalry to travel, and few believed hat it was possible for aeroplanes to airy out the actual offensive work vhich in open warfare used to be lone bj raiding parties of cavalry in he rear of armies. Now that it is impossible to get ound the flanks of an army, owing artly to the enormous size ol armies hemselves and also to their extreme nobility, thanks to motor transport ir.il perfected i ail way systtms. ob iously the only thing is to go over hi in, and that is why aeroplanes ire now performing the functions of avalry. Reasonably Safe. When the idea was first suggested t was considered that the casualties imoiig aviators employed in this way vould be so high, owing to the tire of illi'S and machine guns oi) the ;round. that it would practically be mpossible to find enough men or nue bines to do the work. In practice it ieems that the casualties among low lying aviators are rather lower than hose among fighting pilots who are inployed to oppose other aeroplanes n the higher atmosphere. The ronton stems to be the very simple one hat where two machines are fighting ?uh other they both tly at approxinalely the same speed, and conseluently offer one another a reasonilile good mark, whereas an aeroilane traveling at some-thing well iver 100 miles per fiour offers a very >oor mark indeed to a man with a ifle who is standing still on the [round. Actually the vital parts of m aeroplane occupy a comparatively imall space, and unless a machine is lit in one of those vital parts, or un??* ?Vw. I.ilnf hintuiiir id hit it ix vi*rv Tiptoeing up the nlsle he whispered: j "What's the matter. Joek? Hue ye , lost the ring?" i "No." blurted out the unhappy Jack, , "the ring's safe eno*. But. mon, I've , lost ma enthusiasm."?Youth's Com- ) panion. t U'" l'?i.?"Sn vmi've irot n new ' gown after all. I thought you said 1 you couldn't afford one this fall." Mrs. W>e?"So 1 did: hut my hus- ' hand had a stroke of luck recently. 1 He hroke his leg the next day after 1 taking out on accident policy that * pays $50 a week."?Boston Transcript. s W Butcher?Come. John, be lively I now; break the bones in Mr. Howlna's 1 , chops, and put Mr. Smith's ribs in the * basket for him. c John?All right sir; just as soon as I I have sawed off Mr. Murphy's leg.? l'uck. * . < t Perfectly Plcin.?Judge-?You ie- ? side? d Witness?With my brother. "And your brother lives?" "With me." d "ITecisely. But you both live " c "Together."?Judge. t e ? a In Hades. ?"A new arrival, your 11 majesty. Used to have an army over- s coat contract." c "Good! Put him in the refrigerat- t ing department and give him a yard e or two of mosquito netting to keep himself warm."?Punch. E Where He Finds 'Em.?First Store- ? keeper?"Say. you always seem to have such good-looking girls for ^ clerks. Where do you And them?" Second Ditto?"Usually way back ( in the com?'r arranging their hair."? S-ln-One Sense. r Those Testimonials!?"Dear Sir? r Before taking your medicine I was too c weak to spank the baby, but now I '' can lick my husband. Heaven bless you!"?Life. d k ltitudes onto troops and transport, ailways, bridges, camps and munition lumps, etc., and pump out all his mahlne gun ammunition as fast as he an find targets for It. There is no reary patrol work, no anxious watchrig of the sky for enemy machines, r at any rate very little of It: in act, the low-flying game has almost xartly the same dash and excitement rhich used to be connected with a avalry charge. Simple Machines. Moreover, machines for this partlc laid Indeed to do any considerable lamage. It seems In fact that shooing aeroplanes with an ordinary seriee rifle is rather more difficult than hooting pigeons with a rook rifle. A Pleasing Change. So far as one can gather, the avittors themselves regard what some of hem call "ground-straftlng" as being luite a pleasing change from fighting nemy aviators in the higher levels. 2ven admitting that the risks taken >y the low-flying pilots are as great A those taken by the pilots in a tightng patrol, there is considerably more ctivity and interest in ground work. To begin with, targets are more easily ound, and, when found, are considrably bigger and more easily hit than yhen a man baa to patrol the Bky perhaps for hours constantly on the lookout for an enemy. When a big attack is in progress, it is absolutely certain that masses of troops and transports will be found on any main road, and there are very few troops who can stand without breaking formation with a fast aeroplane flying straight it them, pumping out a stream ol .bullets. It is not surprising that pilots find even a certain amount of humor in seeing a solid column of men break up and tumble precipitately into the litchos at the side of the road on the tppearance of one lonely little aviator. Surnrised General and Staff. In the days before ground-straffing wis developed as a regular branch of nilitary tactics, one of our machines liad been out on reconnaissance in the farly morning, and on its way home *an Into such a thick fog that the jilot considered that the safest thing ,o do was to fly home along one of the >ig main French roads, knowing that n this way he would be certain of his vhereabouts, and reckoning that owng to the thickness of the fog he vould disappear into it long before iny infantry he might meet would lave time to Are at him. As he was earing along the roads just about evel with -the tree tops, he suddenly nine upon a German general, compete with gilded staff, apparently rcurning from an early tour of inspeoion near the front lines. According o the observer of the machine, the itaff promptly fainted and fell off heir horses, while the general hlmlelf, after one look of horrified suririse, set spurs to his horse and raced lown the road in the direction from vhich the aeroplane had come. Acording to the observer, he and his >ilot nearly fell out of the machine aughing. but the pilot, knowing that lis petrol was running short, eonInued on his homeward way, instead if turning round to have a shot at the lismounted staff. The Morel Effect. The amount of damage actually lone by low flying aviators, is, of oursc, impossible to estimate, but hey cannot be very great, because .viators are numbered in tens where nfantrymen are counted in thouands. But the moral effect is very onsiderable, and certainly does delayhe arrival of fresh troops and of nunltions and food. For ground-sttafflng an aviator leeds considerably less training than ic does for any other branch of flyug. So long as he has plenty of pluck nd endurance practically all he needs s to be able to fly well and shoot traight. He does not need the exensive and prolonged military trainng of the artillery spotter or of the econnaissance observer and 'pilot, lor does he need the acrobatic eduation of the ordinary high-level flghtrtg pilot, nor yet the scientific teachag of the really skillful bombropper. Practically all he has to do ? to pitch himself into the flght, drop is numerous small bombs from low ular class of work are comparative easily and cheaply built, and it even poslhle to use some of the old types of machines, which would n now be suitable for high-level flgh ing. So long as a machine is fast ai easily pitched about it does exct lently for ground-straffing, yuick and easily controlled machines li Sopwith "Pups" or Martinsyde "El Phants" or some of the older Bristt and Havillands come in quite w for this work, although they ha since been superseded for high flyii by newer and improved types ot t same British designers. In these da the British aeroplane manufactur is more man justirying an me iai that wa.s placed in him years ago those who knew his capabilities, that, while the latest Hritlsh aer planes are more than able to Uiet th? best enemy machines in the hig est altitudes, even obsolescent m chines are capable of doing valual "cavalry" work near the ground. DISCONTENT Some of the Thinga Growing out This Frame of Mind. The discontent of Columbus disco ered America. The discontent of Cyrus W. Fie spanned the Atlantic ocean with t cable. The discontent of Alexander Graha Hell gave us the telephone. The discontent of Klias Howe ga us the sewing machine. The discontent of Guglletno Marco gave us the wireless telegraphy. The discontent of the Wright brot era gave us the flying machine, whii it is hoped will Anally win the wai The discontent of the American pe pie. of the thirteen struggling colonii in our early history gave us the Dec! ration of Independence and our d inocracy. Discontent has built our cities, o civilization; has pushed humanity i from the Hottentots to the . l.incoli the Kdisons. Discontent has registered in the pa lent otfice in Washington a thonsai ilovices under Kdison's name. Discontent has done all the gre things which have ever heen done the world. Discontent has made all the diflfe enee between bare existence and ge uine living, the living worth while. It took man out of a cave und bu him a cabin; out of the cabin ai built him a cottage; out of the cottai and built him a beautiful home. It replaced the pony express wi the fast mail train; the stage-coai with the uccommpdation train; the a commodation train with ithe light nil express. A divine discontent has ever bei the great elevator of mankind, t! great producer, the great inventc the great discoverer, the groat ei gincer, the world's great pusher.?No Science Magazine. Birth of Express Company Idea. William Frederick Harnden, when mere youth, often worked sixtei hours a day in the office of the Bo ton and Worchester Railroad. In 181 he went to New York for a short rei There were at that time in tl United States about 2,818 miles railroad. N'ow we have close to 25( 000, but our subject is not pf railroad but men with the rich, red blood wi There was no express company those days, so Harnden said to a friei "an express or package-carrying cc cern is a necessity?I will be one." Harnden bought a couple of ex! large and heavy carpet bags and a nounced that he was in the errn running business, and would transpi parcels between Boston and New Yc or between intermediate points, at i markably low prices; in fact his pri was so low |>eople thought it was hoax. However the idea took. The pe pie wanted it. It was now possible send goods with some surety of tlv reaching the desired point in a re sonable time, instead of waiting un some good-natured traveler, or sta driver came along and agreed to ma the delivery, as was the custom befc Harnden sprung his idea. A certain store in the west, whi utilizes the express service, plac this label on all packages: "It is our purpose that every trai action with this store shall elth make a permanent friend or strengt en one previously made. If for a reason this transaction has not accoi plished either of the above, we ha failed in our duty in some partlculi and we will thank you for calling o attention to any shortcoming. "Please receive our assurance th we will immediately make right th which requires our correction."? Philadelphia Ledger. INDIA HOOK NOTES '-'orrfipondenc* Th* YorkTlIU Enquirer India Hook, April 29?The hea' rains are causing some discourag ment among the farmers of this cor munity as they are unable to get th< crops planted. The wheat crop this section is very good, but the rai have damaged it to some extent. Misses Minnie Garrison and Lill Ashe gave a very' interesting demo stratlon at India Hook school th week. Miss Alice Garrison closed h school at Forest Hill, lr*st week oi is now at home. Mrs. W. M. Carothers, with her litl daughter, Ida Louise, is spending t! week-end at Lancaster, with relative Miss Ruth Ashe spent last week-ei with Misses Ina Ashe and Hess Turner. One of the most successful ente tainments was given at India Hoi school on last Wednesday night. whi pupils from both the high school ai neimowtr danoidmanta mnhoatoH f U. S. thrift stamp?, which were o fered as prizes. The first place the high school was given to Conn Warner, subject: "Little Miss Mi chief". The second to Ollie McCc "That Hired Girl." In the primar Ida Louise Carothers was given fir place, "Waiting For Crumbs." and tl second to Madge Warner, "Paps Baby." Afterwards ice cream wi served. Several new houses have been con pleted at the Catawba Power Pla and the operators are moving in the families. A very interesting program is b ing arranged for Children's Day, whit is to be the 2nd Sunday in May. Mrs. Mack Gaston spent sever days of last week at her home Shelby, on account of the illness < her mother. The teachers and pupils of Ind Hook school, are busy practicing ft the play "Valley Farm" to he giv< at the closing of school. I BBAVE STETpECATUg ot (Continued frt* pa?e One.) 0 id on a Ttlrk. young had one arm r i - UUNLUICU *-?J * BUUU . ??V MI?U fj Iv armed himself witB a pike, and soon t ke the other arm disabled from a e sabre blow. I r )|H It was In this c|jndUion, with both t ell arms, useless, thatn^e saw his cap- j. ve tain endangered, t&d interposed his ng own head to save^ Decatur. Strange ^ he to say the blow c ^ no more injury j. ys than to cut a deej gash in his head. t or James lived man; > years after his a th captain met death in 1820 in a duel. ^ by Decatur succeed* d in getting both (] so his prizes to the sc uadron. o- Decatur's next engagement of note tie was in the war < f 1812, when, in h- command of the fr gate United states, s a- he fought and captured the Macedoni?le an, 38 guns, Captairy Carden. Decatur's superior skill In J manoeuvering his ^ ship ended the battle with compara- d lively little damage) and only four kill^ ed and seven wounded, while the ^ Macedonian's mastjs were all shot f| away, she had one "hundred round shot in her hull, and lojst 36 killed and 0> 6 wounded. i }ie Decatur refused | to take Captain Garden's sword, saving he would rather take the hand tif so brave an otflcer. Decatur con' royed his prize to Newport through seas swarming with ' British ships. Deqatur then went to nl sea in the President, and fell in with a British fleet. Seeing escape was imnoHsible he decided to ?rive hattle to ^ the most formidably of the fleet in the r ho|>e of later escaping. After a hot | engagement in which he seriously dam^ aged his opponent, Decatur made sail, u ' hoping for thick Weather. However, K two of the enemy outdistanced him, '' and rather than ?Lcrlflce the lives of his crew, surrender ?d. l' After the battle it was found he ' ^ had struck the frigate Majestic, l' that he had badly whipped the Endy- ^ t_ mion, 40 guns, and, that the other two 1)1 t)(J in the fleet wer% the Pomone, 38 sl guns, and the Ten^dos, 38 guns. al Decatur was pi.roled and arrived ? at New London, February 22, 1816. 11 He was acclaimed j a hero and placed r_ in a carraige and Idriven through the n- streets by the peopje. On the declara- " tion of war with tW Barbary powers ^ lit in 1815 Decatur commanded one dlid vision of the fleet (sent to the Medlgo terranean. With jthe Guerriere, 44 ( guns, he capture^ the Algerine ship th Mashouda, 46 guhs, commanded by [( ch Admiral Rals Hamjmlda, the ranking a( c- officer of the Bey i,f Algiers, who was ig killed early In the ^ctlon. Before leaving the United States n [ n Commodore Bainbr'idge, in command ri of the entire squadron; Commodore |? IP. iWxitnr nnH VVIHIavm GVioIai- nnnaill. .a - general from the United States to w the Barbary powers, had been ap- (j. pointed commissioners to negotiate a w _ treaty of peace with the Bey of AI- fj, a Kters. m ;n With the consul aboard his ship, ti "g_ Decatur decided nfct to await the ar- fc rival of Bainbrld&e, ..and forced the ai Jt Bey to sign the treaty that provided ai lp that no more ti*ibtiitea be paid by the w 0j United States, no Americans be en- y< ( _ slaved', and all American vessels be a/ treated hospitably ^jd their wants re- B lieved in any Algei#ke port Decatur a __ T*1r~ riC ln bary powers and forced them to sl#n ti like treaties. a|n^ Commodore Decatur's brilliant career was ended in a duel with James a tra Barron, a former naval officer, whose *> n_ reinstatement he had fought De- a nd catur refused to shoot to kill Barron, ,c Jrt who sent a fatal bullet Into the comirk modore. The duel took place near "I re. Washington. March 22. 1820. As he 1,1 lce lay on the field of death Decatur ex- w , a claimed: "I am mortally wounded, at least I ?' ,0_ believe so, and wish I had fallen in a t0 defence of my country." ejr Of the forty-two years of his life fc ,a_ twenty-two had been spent in the s< ltjj naval service of his country. And K' ge throughout that career his record had ke been one of splendid achievement, daring, and an intense love of country. bl rh His name Is even now, almost a n< ;e8 century after his death, on the rolls of the navy department, and in service in the world conflict is a destroyer er that bears his name. Deeds as heroic h_ as those that were recorded opposite ny his name will be performed ln the n_ present war, and it may fall to the ve lot of the young officers and crews lr aboard the Destroyer Decatur to have a share of the plaudits. If tradition counts for anything? at and it has been rated as having a iat high place in keeping the navy up to a standard second to none?then the "boys" aboard the Decatur will be heard from before peace comes to the world. vy CAT MEAT AS WAR DIET 1 e- Such Proposal Raised Storm of Pro- ] n- test in Washington. dr How about cats as war food? 4 In A Washington scientist, Herbert ^ ps Poponoe, urges that In these days of meat scarcity it is a pity to waste F Us them. h- Cat meat, he avers, when properly V 'is cooked, is Indistinguishable from rabbit meat. He hn? nroved this to his R er own satisfaction by actual trial. Nay, ld more, he backs hia assertion with the L testimony of friends. ,le At the risk, possibly, of losing those hc friends, he invited a number of them 0 to dine with him. It was a dinner of ld thirty covers, and the piece de rede sistance was cat. It was supposed to be a rabbit dinr" ner. Everybody enjoyed it "But," 84 ok says Mr. Poponoe, "after.we had pushan T7 ed back our chairs and had lighted* X our after-dinner cigars I told them." ? f It was a psychological moment. ln Each guest, in turn, spoke- frankly. 1 j" Some said that It had occurred to 3 them that the "rabbit" was of an odd iy flavor?"tasted funny," as they ex- ~ ' pressed it The majority, however, ^ st' declared their approval. One confessed to stomach qualms, but these did w >8 not. develop until he was told that he tr M had been eating cat For authorative scientific judgment Gj the matter was referred to "Old Doc" nt Wiley. He had eaten no cat but was 00 !lr ready with a decision. What he said ^ was: re e_ "Cat meat is as nutritious as rabbit Sc >h or beefsteak. It Is Jot as good as rabbit and ought to be equally palat- 0I al able. The prejudice against it is pureIn ly psychologic. By eating cats we ca of could conserve the meat supply, and. te* Incidentally, the expense of feeding th la the animals Would be saved." gi' Dr It is estimated that in any urban ^ n community there to at least one est for every three persona In rural . " v istricts the proportion is certainly noi ess. Thus one may assume that It he Uinted States there are about 35. 00.000 cats. An enterprising householder, eco lomical at the butcher's, can suppl; lis family with all needed meat bj rapping cats. Nothing could bi asier. At the same time, there ii lothing anybody could do that is bet er calculated to engender neighbor lood hostilities. Mr. Poponoe has found it that way Vhat he has sought for food purpose las been street cats?vagrant animal hat are more or less of a nuisance ii iny community. But his neighbor lave believed that their pets were ii langer. Anxious and angered, they havi rone so far as to hale him into thi iolice court. But the police Judgi aid that he could find no law agains ating cats. It was even suggested that Mr 'oponoe's propaganda offered evi ence of mental derangement. John P leap, superintendent of the Humani Society of the District of Columbia, ii iuoted as saying: "To my notion ating cats is against the law o norals. I believe that uny one wh< - ??_ -? *? * *??? moot PfMlli" HHIIU Will 11. IU fUl vai iuwmv vww.., lardly be In his right mind." So there you have it. What, ir iew of all these arguments, woulc ou think about eating cat meat?? Philadelphia Ledger. BUMPS IN WAR NEWS lot a Good Idea to Let Them lm* press You too Much. Do you ride all the bumps of th< ar news from tlay to day? Man) ood patriots do. Kaoh morning bring? s passing changes in the war situaon; now gloom, in the form of a setack on the western front, or furtliei Lsintegration in Ilussia, or rumors ol clay in our own war preparations text morning, like as not, there will e something of a hopeful nature, uch as the checking of the Minis' rive in Italy, or a raid by the British r French, or good news here at ome. To follow and feel all these glees nd glooms from day to day is hu,an and exciting. But it involves much less wear and >ar of the spirit. There is another viewpoint?that oi isregardtng the daily shifts and l" th? ii-fii* situation, keening nc's attention concentrated on the ?ng haul of war und the final relit*. That haul is still a long one. For crmany is not beaten yet. but the suits are sure, because we have ght on our side, and also the largest ittalions. If you grow warm ami len cold, and alternate between enlusiasm and depression with the lily news changes, you not only aste your energy, but are likely to actuate in your polic> as a business an and your determination as a |?a lot. The good resolution to save tod, support I'nele Sam financially id cheerfully, adjust your business id hnbits to the war programme, ill be stiffened on the morning that iu read about some Hun atrocity ,'ainst our own soldiers in France, ut in a week there may lie news of different character, which leuds you LJe.t-dPwa a_ Utile, on lhe._ on that Germany has begun to crack nd that the war is about over. It is good business, good patriotism, nd good conservation to forget most f the headlines in the morning paper nd concentrate strictly ujion the >ng, hard grind between today and le final result. That will save youi pirlt, buck up your resolution, and lable you to do your utmost in inning the war. Moreover, it will enable you to get at of the war, as a business man and patriot, the utmost benefit from war Jjustments. Those adjustments make >r wiser and more economical per>naj habits, as well as a business rounded in sound economy. Even should peace come tomorrow ju can never go back to the old i-cdless, wasteful ways, either in isiness or livelihood. b/? luimno nf t ho ??n? r L/UU I ItUC bile wuui|/a w* vuv ttm. SW8.' Settle down in harness for the long, rim haul that counts!?James H. oil Ins. fw&& winjaun nmDmiM flCWMMlMT Buy Them And 3elp Win The War 'OB SALE EVERYWHERE WRING GOODS LOWER POTS? All sizes of Pots?Prices very low. I'DOR PORCH SHADESAD sizes. Insure privacy. EFRIGERATORS? All sizes and prices. IN OLEUM? Matting Rubs, Grass Rugs?Correct Floor Coverings?Priced right UR PRICES ARE RIGHT? 3ur Stock Is complete and all SEW goods of the best quality, and not Seconds, such as are sold by most stores. Buy Quality and not Price. ? Us for Vonr Wants?We Cta Save You Real Money. ORK FURNITURE CO. ORK MOTOR CAR CO. S. L. COURTNEY, Proprietor. 'E SELL? Hupmobiles and Ford Care, both of hich are so well known Jhat inoduction isn't necessary. Ford Part*?From the largest to e smallest S Dedal discounts to rages. Southern Tiree?Guaranteed for 4.0 miles?the buyer being the sole dge of satisfactory service. Tires Justed at our Garage. All road cuts paired free of charge. Ask us about itithern Tires. Havoline Oils, Greases. Gasoline and her Automobile Accessories. JR MR. COURTNEY? Left Saturday afternoon with ten r drivers for the Hupmobile and >rd factories and will bring back a cars through the country. During e absence of Mr. Courtney we will re our patrons the best possible merit and ask your Indulgence until r. Courtney returns. Call on us for ythlng and everything in our Una YORK MOTOR CAR COMPANY. l|j?nring for the $oldifr$|! Work of tho Rod Cross. The Red Cross chapter was orgatiiz- 1 ' ed April 27, 1917, with 200 members. f It was a year old April 27, 191S. and e has now a membership of 900. The 3 following branches belong to the chap" ter, Sharon, with a membership of 216. " Hickory Grove, with 211. Bullock's ' Creek, 170; McConnellsville, 120: , York colored people about 30. The 9 colored people of Mt. Zion have peti9 Honed to be a branch. 1 The sewing units have resumed 9 their work, and will sew in their work "> room in the courthouse Tuesday. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday of this e week. Unit No. 7 sewed on Tuesdav, f Unit No. S on Wednesday. Unit No. 1. e Thursday and Unit No. 2 on Friday, t They are making undershirts and underdrawers. The surgical dressing class has - finished their allotment for April, 900 . cotton pads, S by 12. The May allott ment is 1,600 gauze wipes and ISO s split irrigation pads. This class , works on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursf day and Friday afternoons, from 4 to > 6. p. m. There is a night class for 1 those who are unable to work during the day. The class will be glad of i any outside help. It is not necessary 1 to take the course to do this work. . The following gifts have been made in the surgical dressing work: Mrs. J. G. Sassi 310.00 Miss Willie Williams 14.00 Mrs. J. M. Ramsey 10.27 Through 42 party a member of the class 3.00 117 >? J UlUI ?? ) The fiscal year of the Red Cross ended In April, but l?y directions received from headquarters the officers and executive committee will continue to act until October, the new date set . for the end of the fiscal year. Margaret A. Oist. Chairman of Publicity. Ford for Senator.?Republicans and i Democrats are said to be seriously con- ' tern|dating the bringing of Henry Ford into the Republican primary for the i senatorial nomination in Michigan and running him as a non-partisan supSTOP COBN AGONY IN FOUB SECONDS lTse "Gets-It"?tk* Corns Peel Off! The relief that "Gets-It" gives from corn-pains?the way it makes corns ' and calluses peel off painlessly in one piece?is one of the wonders of the ' world. The woman In the home, the shopper, the dancer, the foot traveler, Ma GatoJf . Quick! it Eaaaa Cora ** i?J I ** - - the man In the office, the clerk In the store, the worker in the shop, have today, In this great discovery, "Gets-It," the one sure, quick relief from all corn ' and callus pains?the one sure, palni less remover that makes corns come off as easily as you would peel a banana. It takes two seconds to apply "Gets-It;" it dries at once. Then walk with painless Joy, even with tight shoes. You know your corn will loosen from your toe?peel it off with your fingers. Try it, corn sufferers, and you'll smile! "Gets-It," the guaranteed, moneyback corn-remover, the only sure way. costs but a trifle at any drug store. M'f'd by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago, 111. i Call Call Phone 153 Phone 153 . Special Attention Wo call your attention to the fact , that FLY TIME IS HERE, and now . Is the time to fight him. We have f SCREEN DOORS, SCREEN WIN DOWS, SCREEN WIRE, FLY TRAPS and ELY SWATTERS. j q He Hure and Swat the Fly. y See us for Cultivator Hoot at once. YORK HARDWARE CO. 1 a 777 7"77 * muntx ro jwaii f)N rood real estate security at T v per cent Interest i 12. 11 J. A. MARION. Attorney. (((summer Si 1 June 1 NOTED EDUCATOR of lectures. Dr. Alphonso author; Dr. Henry S. Cui America and National Chi Gary Plan; John R Kirk Young, former President, Liberty H. Bailey, Cornell N. Snyder, President. Wofl Ida Tarbell, lecturer and Advancement of Teaching; COURSE8 OF STUDY (1) Superintendents and 1 Teachers, (4) those wishln FACULTY: Preslden faculty composed of specU SPECIAL FEATURES July 20th; course In Surg children in all grades in I practice, lectures on the 1 thorized to renew certifies this Bummer School and b Lectures, Entertalnme: In* Pictures, Personally ? 11 Swimming Pool with fllte 11 equipped. j I Board and matrlculatlc I j The beat accomroodatl j [ tlon unexcelled. For furth 1J Reserve dormitory aco D. B. porter of the administration. A reeen expression of the manufacturer's i: much liked among those who believi In eliminating political partisanshii a j *1 ?"I ? ?? n I>?jniihli(4!in. u unrig mi* hui . am ?> .%v he is credited with saying. 'and dtdn' want war. We have a Democrat to president and we have war. and 1 an for both." Another of his sayings ftjiiallj popular is this: "It is th< duty of every American to stand l?: I A POT of steaming; il Luzianne Coffee set gentleman and a judge of A finer hot beverage thai Luzianne never existed. Luzianne tastes all the and you say "Set 'em up a Buy a can 01 i^uzianne you can't honestly say tl best cup of coffee that e your lips, tell your grocer satisfied and hell give yoi money on the spot Please try Lusfeime. it, you wilL In clean, air-t IpnAi \ PROFESSIONAL CARDS -T S HRTCE Attorney At Law. Prompt Attention to all Lega Business of Whatever Nature. Office Opposite Courthouse. DR. WM. M. KENNEDY ? DENTAL SI'It GEO N ? Dffice on Second Floor of the Wylit Building. Telephone?Office. 99; Residence 166 D. D. COOK 1> K N T A L S II It (i E <> X Clover - - - S. C. Office Over the Poatoffice. Office Hours: ' srt a. m. to 12.SO p. m.: I 30 fo 5 p. tn 9S w ly LIQUIDS AND PASTES. FO BROWN OR OX-BLOOD SMO! Tit P. F. DALLET COftfOKAl SCREENS IVE WILL THANK YOU TO PLACE ORDERS NOW FOR WINDOW AND DOOK SCREENS THAT YOU WILL WANT THIS SUMMER. We have the SCREEN WIRE, the XMBKR and the WORKMEN NOW ?We might not have all of them nexl iummer, Remember, please, that Oui Screens arc made to Order?for Your A'indows and Doors. They are not -st made to sell, but To Fit and to jast and they do both. See Ua About Oils At Once. iCBEE.V WIRE? If you already have Screen Doors md Windows that the wire has given >ut on, we'll be glad to re-wlre your creena Better see about this too Ve can get out of Wire. JNO. R. LOGAN C. LOG AS MOORE. .Manager. :HOOL, Wini tOCK HILL, SOUTH CAROLINA 8th to July , S: Famous educators of the Unite* Smith, professor of English in Unite* rtls, former Secretary of National PI Id Welfare Conference: William Wirt, , President, State Normal of Kirkvd N. E. A. and Superintendent. City University; A. B. Cook, American Con ord College; D. A. E. Winship, editor author: Dr. W. C. Bagley of the < Mrs. Emma A. Fox, noted parllamen r: Full courses of study will be provli Principals, (2) High School Teachers, g College credits, (5) those wishing s * v?o? Bi^nrAH fin unuHuallv illsta and leaders of education In this' 1: Special course for Club Women o deal Dressing, Parliamentary Law; d ilgh school, model school, rural schoo dontessorl methods, etc. County boai tea now In force for all teachers who ike the final examinations. nta. Out-of-door Plays, Musical Com onducted Excursions, Large New Gyrr red water. Bowling Alleys, Large At )n fee for entire session, 135.00. ons. A place for health, recreation, I er Information, write for Summer Schi ommodatlons as early as possible. JOHNSON, Prei ROCK HILL, S. C. I _ t I'miilent Wilson and his cabinet and s Jay plans to retain him in office until p the end of the war. even If the war l> should last ten years." If Henry " Ford's submarine chasers come uc to t the expectations of his irtenqf' it r would bo difficult for any man to do. ri feat him for any office he miyrht s.-ek. i. Hut it Is very doubtful if he could lv e tempted to go into politics in any y event.?Christian Science Monitor. hCsAo* anne. *"g|Tt : be/ore "? AJ -A \ fine coffee." \V- 1 ' i good. old ' yissi18!! 4ain*" i Coffee. IE lat it's the Bf- j ver passed f ft you re not _J i back your YouU Hfca i?ht tins. "When It INS EM?j COFFEE J ' Automobile Tires AND INNER TUBES. FOB SEVERAL YEARS wo have been selling the famous (iinii'nivii au? 1 V. 8. TUUCS. You can look at the names of these Tires and Tubes und know that the Tires and Tubes are good?the reputatlons of the makers have made the names mean something when Tires and Tubes are wanted. Every Goodrich and every U. S. Tire and Tube Is , made us honestly as Uncle Sum makes u Gold Dollur. Continued use (^hundreds of thousunds of Automobile drivers Is positive proof of wearing . and lusting quullty In these Tires and Tubes. We curry a good line of those good Tires and Tubes?Our Prices are as " LoNV as you will get any where and we Want Your Tire and Tube Business. May we have It? M. L. FORD Licensed Undertakers nnd Kml>nlnicr?. CI/OVKR. - fi. C. tCTION enI OIISHES R BLACK, WHITE, TAN, DARK ES. PRESERVE THE LEATHER. if the ? ! | best printing | VV< have l*een doing tiiat kind J i r for ho long tliat we do nut know L > Z how to do any other kind?t osi? 1 V more? Yea, Hlr. It <*osts more V i ?Its worth mor???name as to t , f mudi*-to-measure milt is wot? A | I more tiian a hand-me-down? I | y l>nl the extra comI Is forgotten In V the satisfaction of knowing that # A Your Stationery is lit for an) A I eoruiMiiiy?at lioniu or hiij where Z y ?that It will command riwiMsi y 9 ?Ur- stock, the quality, the i A good taste, the "know how," Is / V wliat ma Itph our Stationery eas- V P il) worth the price. Send us y m your next order for Commercial a 7 Stationery. 2 ? THE YOKKVILLE ENgt'IKEH Z YorkvlUe, 8. C. # % hrop College J , 1918 1 State* will (five series i State* Naval Academy, layground Association of originator of the famous le, Missouri; Ella Flagg Schools of Chicago; Dr. *ul to Greece; Dr. Henry of Journal of Education; Carnegie Foundation for itartan, and many other*. led to meet the need* of, (3) Primary and Grade pcclal branches. ' large and competent and other States. f this State, July 8th to emonstratlon work with 1 problems, kindergarten -ds of education are au do satisfactory work In edtes, Educational Movtnaslum, Regulation Slue hletlc Field thoroughly Information and insplraool Bulletin. sident * / '