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^tumorous flqiartmrnt.
He Knew.?There is a celebrated
specialist in Washington, as well
Known for his bluntness of speech as
for his professional skill, relates the
Sunday Magazine.
On one occasion a rather pretentious
and elderly woman, the wife of a cabinet
officer, sought his advice. He listened
to a long recital of her symptoms
and then prescribed as follows:
"An egg and a cup of tea for breakfast.
then walk for two hours; a slice
of cold beef and half a glass of wine
for luncheon, then walk again for two
hours; fish (except salmon) and a bit
of chicken for dinner, with a single
glass of wine; to bed at 10 and rise at
7. etc. No automobile exercise,
please."
The patient listened with surprise.
"But. doctor." she expostulated, "do
you know who 1 am? Do you know
my position?"
"Perfectly, madam," said the doctor,
"I am prescribing for an old woman
with a deranged stomach."
Wasted.?Miss Maud Lessing was
telling us the other day that soon after
she went to Germany she was interviewed
by the representative of a
British newspaper, says the Washington
Star.
The interviewer complimented her
on being able to speak her lines in
the piece without a trace of a foreign
accent.
"Oh," replied Miss Lessing frivolously.
"I play in five languages?German,
French, American, English and
IrJ?h
Poor Miss I^essing expected at least
a smile at her little joke, but the interviewer
wrote it down quite seriously,
and in due course the statement
appeared in print.
Almost immediately another newspaper
chided her, solemnly informing
her that American, English and Irish
were practically one and the same
language. "Miss Lessing," it pointed
out, "should know better than to make
a mistake like this."
His Wandering Boy.?The telephone
bell jingled merrily in the officers'
room at Central station the other
night, and a feminine voice replied to
a corporal's "hello."
"Is dis der poleese station?"
"Yes, madam."
"Veil, I want you to find my poy
Jakie and send him home."
"What has Jakie been doing?"
"Xuddings. But he won't stay at
home at night. He just runs arounds
and runds around. And sometimes he
don't get home till nearly 10 o'clock."
Smothering it desire to laugh, the
corporal asked.
"How old is Jakie?"
"He vuz 32 his last birthday."
"Madam," gently replied the officer,
"you had better let Jakie alone. He
probably has got a girl."
A Question for Mothers.?"Mother,"'
said Bobby, after a full week of obedience,
"have I been a good boy lately?"
"Yes, dear," replied his mother, "a
very good boy."
"And do you trust me?" he continued.
"Why, of course, mother trusts her
little boy!" she answered.
But the chastened child was not
pacified. "I mean really, really trust
me, you know," he explained.
"Yes, I really, really trust you,"
nodded his mother. "Why do you
ask?"
"Just because," said Bobby, diving
his hands into his pockets and looking
her in the face, "if you trust like you
say you do, why do you go on keeping
the jam locked in the pantry?"
Would Correct His Mistake.?An official
of the department of agriculture
connected with the bureau of chemistry,
tells of a dealer in California who
was accused of selling a wine made
of chemicals. He was haled into court,
found guilty, and fined.
When the matter had been adjusted
the dealer approached the chemist
whose testimony had convicted him.
"How did you know that my wine
was manufactured?" he asked.
"Because." explained the chemist,
"it contained no bitartrate of potash.
In natural wines bitartrate of potash
is always found."
"Thanks," said the vintner, in a
tone of relief. "It will be found in
my wines hereafter."?New York
Evening Post.
Not Even First Aid.?At a certain
college it was the custom to have the
students write the following pledge at
the bottom of their examination papers:
"I hereby certify on my honor that
i have neither given nor received aid
during this examination."
Soon after handing in his paper to
a professor noted for his sarcasm, a
young fellow hurriedly entered the
class room and said:
"Professor, I forgot to put the
pledge on my paper."
"Altogether unnecessary," replied
the teacher. "I have just finished
looking over your paper, and 1 feel
sure you did not give or receive aid."
?Lippincott's Magazine.
Cause For Friction.?Young I)emmons.
an adjuster for a l?ig insurance
company, was just returning home
from a nearby city, where he had been
to adjust a loss on a building that had
burned, when he met an old friend,
says the New York Times.
"How did the lire start?" inquired
the friend.
"I can't say with certainty," replied
the adjuster, "and nobody seems able
to tell. Put it struck me it might have
been the result of friction."
"Why," asked the friend, "what do
you mean by that?"
"Well," said Dentitions gravely,
"friction sometimes comes from rubbing
a $15.0110 policy on a $10,<HH)
building."
After the Bath.?To please her wee
daughter. Doris. Mrs. X the other day
bought a globe of goldfish, and when
the little one arrived at home front
school, the first thing she saw was her
new present. After some moments
of gleeful chatter, she asked shortly:
.titiiiiiuu, wnere mi we Keep "em
when they've had their hath'.'"?
Philadelphia Ledger.
His Strong Belief.?The intelligent
talesman was being examined to pass
on the Jury in a murder trial. "Do
you believe in capital punishment?"
inquired the attorney
"You bet I do." came the prompt
response. "I'm agin' the trusts, and
I want to see half of Wall street in
jail, where they belong."?Kx.
JHiscrUancou.5 itcatlinq.
FUTURE MAP OF EUROPE.
Veteran Diplomat Thinks There Will
Be Few Changes.
What will be the results of the
great war that has been precipitated
in Europe?
"Practically nothing, except the
loss of thousands of lives and millions
of dollars."
This is the summary of the situation
abroad as seen by a veteran
i European diplomat now living in
America.
"Boundary lines of some countries
may be changed a little," he continued,
"but not one of the great nations
now drawn into this conilict can hope
to be the gainer to any great extent.
In fact, so little reason did there appear
for a general war that 1 was inclined
to the belief that some sort of
a peace arrangement might be worked
out, even after Austria had invaded
Servia.
"Suppose Germany and Austria were
to win over Russia. Suppose, even
that Russia would go down to a tremendous
defeat. What would Germany
gain? Land! Well, she might
cut off a piece of territory from Russia,
but it would be of no value to her.
The inhabitants would be Slavic, and
in a continuous state of unrest, so
that the disadvantages of territorial
aggrandizement would far outweigh
the advantage.
"In the event of a victory of that
kind, Austria, of course, might carry
out the plan that has often been imputed
to her?namely, that of making
an Austrian province of the Balkan
states. But here, too. there would be
tremendous ditiiculties in permanently
subduing an alien people. Race
hatred would burn for years, and
burst out every once in a while into
a flame that would scorch the victors.
"France, of course, if drawn into
the conflict, will exert every effort to
regain Alsace-Lorraine from Germany
But here they will face a tremendous
task for Germany has made
practically a solid fortress along the
frontiers of those provinces. Comparatively
a few men could defend
them against a successful invasion
from France.
"France, moreover, hiis strong neeed
of all the forces she can command to
keep the border intact, lest an invading
army of combined Austrian and
German and perhaps Italian troops
in iinrl Inv tho Plllllltrv UMSlP
"Italy has nothing at all to gain
and that is the reason she is so diffident
about precipitating herself into
the cauldron at the present time.
Nothing but the most alarming situation
will draw her from her stand off
attitude.
"England can gain no added territory?in
fact any land that she might
win on the continent would be a burden
almost insupportable to her. She
has plenty of difficulties with her present
colonies. Of course, her aim will
be to destroy the German navy, or at
least, so to shatter it that it will be a
negligible quantity for years to come,
leaving England undisputed queen of
the seas.
"Russia's desire is to get an outlet
on the Mediterranean sea. But how
can she accomplish that in the present
crisis? She surely cannot be an
ally to Servia and the other Balkan
states, and then take their land away
from tHom t f\ frit in ht?r ond Pprhll I)S
she will try to drive Turkey out of
Europe and accomplish her purpose
that way. This will precipitate a new
element in the conflict, whose consequences
are so far-reaching as to be
staggering.
"Suppose, for instance, that Russia
and her ally, England, should prove
victorious, do you suppose for one
moment that England would permit
the czar to gain his purpose of a
Mediterranean port? Not if it could
be prevented, for England's supremacy
on that sea would then be a matter
of dispute with a strong rival
power.
"Austria is the only nation that
has been drawn into this conllict by
fate. Her national prestige would be
greatly lowered if she permitted to go
unpunished the murderer of one of
the members of her reigning house at
the instigation of a foreign society.
It would be the same as if the Mexican
Constitutionalists should conspire
against the life of President Wilson,
o rwl *i m t?1 i oVi thoir nnrnneo lint
one way of retaliation would be left
to the United States and that would
be by invasion of Mexico.
"Austria chose well her moment of
attack. All her crops are harvested
and stored. On the other hand, the
fields of Servia and of Russia, with
a climate somewhat more backward,
are laden with grain, waiting to be
garnered. In fact, some of the Russian
crops cannot be harvested until
the third week in August.
"This resolves itself, therefore, into
a business proposition?striking
while you are prepared, while your
neighbor is unprepared. Russia was
sparring for time until her crops
could be safely harvested, but Germany
stepped up at the critical moment
and precipitated the crisis that
will force her workers to leave the
fields and take to war. This will
be a serious drawback to a longdrawn-out
war. for it will not be long
before the reserve food supplies are
exhausted and the people on the
verge of want."?Brooklyn Eagle.
MARION'S LEAP FOR LIFE
Tradition Says Horse Cleared Fence
Eight Feet High.
Gen. Marion was a native of South
Carolina and the theater of his military
exploits was the coast region of that
state. The strength of his constitution
and his long familiarity with the
trying climate of that low-lying country
enabled him to endure hardships
that few men could have resisted.
Gen. Marion was slender and not
very tall, and he rode when in service
an extremely swift-footed and powerful
horse, according to the Youth's
Companion. When in fair pursuit,
nothing could overtake him. < >nce he
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British dragoons, and had to take refuse
in a cornfield. The tield, which
lay several feet lower than the adjoining
land, had formerly been part of the
marsh. Gen. Marion entered it at the
upper side; tile dragoons who were in
chase of him leaped the fence also, and
were only a short distance behind him.
Mis only possible way of escape was to
leap the fence at tlie lower side.
To drain the held of its superfluous
water, a trench had been cut around
that part of the field four feet wide and
four feet deep. The mud and clay removed
in cutting the ditch made a
bank on its inner side, and on the top
of the bank was a fence. In all. the top
ENGLAND'S WARRI
i i.u armed sky-cruiser is the best
air. The pilot is above and the gunnel
it can ho pointed in any direction.
of the fence was nearly eight feet
| above tlie level of the field, and the
ditch, four feet wide, ran parallel with I
it on tlie farther side. The dragoons
knew the nature of the obstacle, and
believed that it was impossible for
their enemy to pass it. Accordingly,
they pushed forward with loud shouts
of exultation, calling out to him to
surrender or perish by the sword.
Marion, however, spurred his horse
to the charge. The noble animal, as
if conscious that his master's life was
in danger, approached the barrier in
his finest style, and with a bound that
was almost supernatural cleared the
fence and ditch completely, and recovered
himself without loss of time on
the other side. Marion instantly wheeled
about, discharged his pistol at the
astonished dragoons, and then, turning
his horse and bidding them good
morning, departed.
RUSSELLISM
Religious Newspaper Makes Attack on
Leader.
The itaptis Chronicle has an editorial
on Russellism, in which it com
mends seme tracts on the subject, published
by Chas. C. Cook, 13J Nassau
street, New York. It makes special reference
to four of these tracts, one by
Dr. I. M. Halderman, one by Rev. J. J.
Ross and two by Mr. Chas. C. Cook.'
The price of these tracts is ten cents i
apiece. They give light not only upon |
this spreading fanaticism hut also upon j ,
Pastor Russell himself. Usually it is
neither right nor wise to try to ventilate
the character of those whose doctrines
are under consideration. But an
exception should be made where a',
man's character and course of life give j
much light on the real nature of the!,
movement of which he is the head. I
Pastor Russell, for instance, makes,
unusual claims, not to prophecy, but!,
to prophetic interpretation. He knows ,
so perfectly how to interpret all proph
ecy that lie does not neeu m nc a .
prophet. lie can predict future events ,
with much deliniteness, confidence (
and show of learning. A layman would
have some difficulty in answering his
specific interpretations, but he will ]
have none, we think, in understanding
the historic failure of his conlident j
predictions.
The Chronicle says: ,
"Russell tauaht his followers that (
Christ would come in 1N74. When that
year arrived and there was no appearance
of the cominjt of Christ as foretold
in tlie Scriptures, then lie claimed
that he came secretly. He also claims 1
that the saints were raised up in ls's 1
and that since that time Christ and the
risen saints have been on the earth."
For many years now Pastor Russell
has nredicted that the world was com
WOMEN OF SERVIAN
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Women members of the League oi
defiance of Austria. Between them is s
of the league.
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equipped of England's lighters ol tho
below, with his gun so mounted that
ing to an end in 1914. As this could
not happen secretly and as the time Is
drawing nigh the "pastor" begins, it
seems, to have some uneasiness for his
prophecy. The Chronicle gives us the
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Now York Sun:
" 'Why do you say that the world
will come to an end in 1914?"
"'Really it is 191.1,' said Mr. Russell.
'[ go by the Jewish chronology, which
makes October the beginning of a new
year. I believe there will be a worldwide
anarchy after October, 1914, and
that all men who will not accept the
truth by that time will suffer terribly, '
I get my interpretation from the
Prophet Daniel.
"'Of course,' added Mr. Russell 1
quickly, 'the end may not come in 1915.
It may be 1916 or even a few years later.
Hut as nearly as I can Reckon,
1915 is the date for the Lord's punishment
of the wicked. The signs of the
times all point to the end of the old era
and tlie beginning of the new.* '
It might be supposed, in the'charity
of some, that Russell is a sincere fa- '
natie. But Mr. Ross, as quoted by the ;
Chronicle, makes it impossible Tor us
to take this milder view of liirn. The
Chronicle says:
"Mr. Ross published a brief tract re- 1
llecting very strongly on Russell's i
character, and Russell went to Canada
and issued a summons against Mr. <
Ross, charging him with criminal and
defamatory libel. Mr. Ross had difficulty
in getting Russell into Canada to try
the case but finally succeeded. The i
result was that Mr. Ross proved all he :
charged against Russell and more and ;
Russell failed to secure an indictment ,
against Mr. Ross. Mr. Russell testi- j
Red under oath that he understood ]
Creek. He was handed .a Greek New
Testament in open court and it was |
proven that be did not know the Greek ,
t! 11 Mllllii'l. I mr* irsi uic nmjv. (
said to him. 'Now, are you familiar
with the ('.reek language?" 'No,' he
tnswered without a blush. This is not ,
the only instance when Russell was ,
guilty of perjury in this case, as *Ir. ,
Ross shows in his tract." .
Speaking of the followers of the"Paslor,"
W. .T Ellis is quoted .as saying: (
"Lured by literalism, these people j
fail to see tlie radical defects in Russell's
teaching. Apparently it never (
occurs to them to apply the simple 4
lest of 'pure religion and undetilcd.' "? j
Raptist Courier.
She Explains.?"You have your fath- I
er's eyes," declared grandma, looking (
earnestly at the young girl. I
"And you have your mother's hair." <
"No. this is sister's hair," faltered ]
the girl. "And she said 1 could hot*- ;
row it."?Kansas City Journal.
LEAGUE OF DEATH.
D'.-ath holding the llag unfurled fa
liown ihe skull ajid cross-bones badge
THE GREAT KIEL CANAL
Germany's Waterway from the Baltic
to the North Sea.
Americana who have heard and read
so much of our own Panama canal are
prone to lose sight of other great
waterways.
The importance and magnitude of
the Kiel canal may become more fully
recognized through its use for battleships
of the largest type during the
ensuing hostilities.
The Kiel canal was intended primarily
for a means of quick transport
of warships to the North Sea for it
runs from the harbor of Kiel on the
Baltic to Brundesbuttle on the Elbe
estuary near the sea, and cuts off the
long and rather hazardous passage
through the Cattegat and around the
northern end of Denmark.
Besides its usefulness as a naval
waterway, it is important as a maritime
passage, and was used by some
20,000 vessels the first year of its existence.
It has grown in importance
since, and in 1912 was used by 57,366
ships of 9,924,237 tons in all, a larger
traffic than that of the Suez canal.
The Kiel canal, better known to the
Germans as the Kaiser Wilhelm canal,
is sixty-one miles long, and was begun
in 1887 and completed in 1895, at a cost
of $39,218,000. The advent of the
Dreadnaught type of battleship, however,
made it necessary, if its usefulness
was to continue, to enlarge and
deepen it. This was undertaken and
completed at an additional cost of $55,000,000
and the canal formally opened
to the world in April last.
As it now stands, the Kiel canal is
capable of accommodating not only the
largest warships, but commercial vessels
of the Imperator and Acquitania
type. It has locks 82 feet longer and
37i feet wider than the Panama canal,
and of 4 feet greater depth. It is built
to accommodate a 60,000 ton ship, if
that dream of naval designers is realized
in the future.
The new locks are 1,082 feet long,
147?. feet wide and have a mean depth
of 45 feet of water over the sills. The
canal is 400 feet at the bottom and has
been provided with eleven sidings at
which vessels may pass. New harbors
have been built at each end, several
sharp curves have been eliminated,
two new railway bridbes 150 feet above
the canal and other details added. The
work of improvement which took live
years was done without the interruption
of traffic and the new locks, one
at each end of the waterways, being
constructed alongside the old ones.
"BOSS OF THE WARD"
Chicago Woman Who is a Sucess in
Politics.
Many years ago, before there was
eht .slightest suspicion of Illinois becoming
a suffrage state, says a Chicago
letter, Mrs. Annie Carlo lilasi, of Chicago,
was the "lady boss" of the First
ward. She looked over the ambitious
otliceseekers with her quizzical eyes
and picked out an alderman.
"I'll deliver the ward to you at the
next election," she would say. And
she did.
She has disposed of the ward like
this for 25 years?usually to one man,
"Bathhouse" John J. Coughlin. Now,
with the women marking ballots with
the men in Illinois, her power has advanced.
She is the czarina of her
dominion. Her word is law among
her people. For she is the Italian's
riueen, not by election or inheritance,
but by the common asset of her willing
subjects.
The secret of her force as a politician
is her attitude of charity worker
in her kingdom. Her time, her
money and her profession as a midwife,
are at the command of the poorest
in the colony. The only recompense
she asks is a vote. Her apartment
is at the top of three flights of
uncarpeted stairs, and is not at all
unhomelike to the poorest visitor. Her
royal robes are calico house dresses
and those of a woman in moderate
circumstances. The newest immigrant
woman is not embarrassed in
her presence.
wnen Airs. Kiasl Became a politician,
she learned that a foreign
citizen's interest in his adopted government
was reached by way of the
job.
His personal comfort was of more
ritnl importance than the national
iebt. She saw the advantage of coniccting
charity and politics?of relievng
discomforts in exchange for votes.
The winning of votes is a matter
>f friendship and very simple, accordng
to Mrs. Blasi.
"While dressing a new baby I talk
:o eight or ten women about politics,"
the said. "I explain that they should
lave their husbands vote for my canlidate.
I get them all, too.
"I was at a political meeting,
teaching the young Italian girls how
<> mark a balloot and telling them of
.heir citizenship papers, when I was
called to the telephone. I was told a
pale, man and a very old woman, with
i shawl ovf,r her head, were waiting
for me at home. They already had
waited from 7 until 11 o'clock and
refused to tell their business. I broke
up the meeting.
" 'rlivf. mf. i Inh Tiriimiso?' Said
the man when I entered.
"For three months he said he had
walked the streets for work. His
family was starving: and he was eating
one meal a day. I promised. At
4 o'clock next morn ing he was walking
in the hall, five hours ahead of
time.
"'Put this man to cleaning streets.'
I told the street commissioner at the
city hall.
" 'Let him repc rt tomorrow morning
in tin* twenty-ninth ward,' replied
the olliciivl. hut L' was unsatistied.
" '1 promised him a job today. I
should rather lie would be sent out
right now.' "
lie receive.d the job that day. After
his day's work was over, he rushed to
express his gratitude to Mrs. lllasi
before returning' home. She told him
lie would have an opportunity to repay
her on election day by casting her ballot
as she wished.
"Where is it? Lot 1110 vote now!"
he exclaimed.
Ilefore ho n **tod that night ho took
"lit his neglet ito?l citizenship papers
front a drawei *. The next day he carried
them to the "Italian Queen" to
lie with many nxore citizenship papers
belonging to his countrymen in a
heavy chest ' n the first ward. With
that one deli very there wore more
than "u votes for her to control at the
next election ?a he votes of all the befriended
Hal' ion's relatives.
"His wife |p going to vote, his three
sisters-in-la\ ; will vote, his brother is
going t>> vol t?eight votes Tony will
give tne fo r that job." The "lady
boss" count j j'hem all.
< Mi eleeti' >y, day she goes out to see
that the pi Titnises are kept, standing
in the rain >>t in the sunshine, as the
weather happens to be, shaking hands
with those she has befriended and reminding
them of the "nice chicken I
bought for your wife when the first
baby came," or the "good Job I got
you," or the "rent you didn't pay."
At 4 o'clock on the morning of the
political battle in the ward, Mrs. Bias!
goes through the colony, arousing her
constituents. She acts as an alarm
clock for the housewives, reminding
them to be up and ready, with their
children washed and their breakfasts
over by the time she comes for them
in an automobile to convey them to
the polls.
On her return, she takes the mothers
with shawls over their heads and
with their babies in their arms?every
woman of them to repay her with
their ballots.
"They always come when they know
Annie Carlo wants them," said Mrs.
Bias! with a knowing expression.
The "Queen of the Italians" performs
duties unknown to royalty; for
the life of a woman politician must
he varied, thrilling and exhausting.
There is no time for solitude and few
hours are left for unbroken sleep.
She acts as interpreter wherever
she is needed outside or inside the
colony.
She looks after the Bridewell pardons
and furnishes bonds for those of
her people who, fortunately or unfortunately.
have been arrested, as any
other ward "boss" would do.
Upon her recommendations young
boys in the reformatories are freed
from the juvenile police. In courts,
she stands sponsor for these boys.
She serves as godmother to all the
babies.
She receives the pay envelopes of
her constituents and advises them on
the best investments or the wisest way
of spending their money for enjoyment.
She gives her personal attention to
keeping the streets in the ward clean.
She asks for permits for those who
wish to carry revolvers.
She secures more jobs for the Italians
than any employment agency.
As a representative of the first
ward, Italians in the city hall, and as
a politician, she knows all the avenues
of employment through the superintendent
of streets, telephone
companies, the fire and police departments,
and everywhere there is a demand
for the coarser labor such as her
people can and are willing to perform.
She keeps a way open to supply
a job and gain a vote, always.
She sends coal and wood to the
poor, and furnishes a room for a modest
lodger, with a knife, fork and a
table. On the first night a family
spends in a new home, she sends a
present of a dozen eggs for supper.
"I do this," she tells them, "and
charge nothing, but you will have a
chance to do a favor for me on election
day."
Mrs. Blasi has occupied the president's
chair of the Incornata society
of Italian Women for sixteen years
and has received many medals and
honors of appreciation in that time.
But the one thing she most appreci
ates is a vote cast according to her
direction. Her constituents know this
and vote, accordingly, a straight Democratic
ticket.
SHOOTING A GRIZZLY.
Upside-Down Shot Saved British Columbia
Trapper's Life.
"Did y'ever lie on your back in the
bush and shoot a wounded grizzly
that was standing right above your
head?" asked Joe Juneau, trapper,
when he came to McBride, British
Columbia, with his partner, Bert
Wabl, recently.
"Well, it ain't so funny when you
actually have to do it to escape getting
hugged by the grizzly. Grizzly
huggin' is one kind I don't hanker
for!"
Joe Juneau had set out into the
mountains looking for caribou.
"I never met caribou, nor nothin',"
he said, "till right on the edge of the
timber, I suddenly saw a big bear.
Say, I cut loose with my rifle without
thinkin' at all. It was a grizzly and
a whopper.
"I was so blame excited I flred
again, though I could only see his
head and shoulders. But I forgot my
gun was still sighted for 100 yards,
so of course I overshot him. But I
guess I parted his hair all right, for
he turned and charged right at me.
"But suddenly his bearship changed
his mind. He took a long circle
loping off through the meadow. Then
I shot a third time and wounded him,
too, but It only served to quicken his
get-away.
"However, this time I must 'a' got
a little reckless, because I went right
liter nun in spue ui my trecu nui iw
follow a grizzly, especi.ally a wounded
grizzly, sinple handed. I followed
the blood tracks into the thick underbrush.
Pretty soon it po so tipht
and tanpled I had to pet down on my
hands and knees and crawl along,
pushing my gun ahead of me.
"I might 'a' knowed it would happen
then. Suddenly I poked my head
and shoulders through into a little
clearing, and there was that grizzly,
reared up right above me!
"There wasn't any question about
his intentions. It had to be dead
grizzly or dead man in about the
briefest jiffy of time. I just rolled
over on my back and I fired at him
upside down! The brush was so
thick above me that it would 'a' been
impossible to get to my knees in time.
"Say, if that grizzly had toppled
over forward instead of backward,
he'd 'a' fallen square on top of me.
That's how close we were.
"Hut he fell backward all right. And
for a time after I'd heard the crash I
don't know which was the deadest,
him or me! It was my first attempt
to aim upside down. The scare sort
of left me collapsed. But I'd hit him
fair, under the chin and up through
the mouth into the brain."
Servians and Serbs.?A clear distinction
must be kept between Servians
or subjects of the kingdom of Servia,
and Serbs, or people of the Serb race,
...i oovu thn finrincfipld
\VUt*r?"Vl-| IUUIIU, nu.,.1
Republican. Confusion at this point
has led to some misunderstanding ol
the events connected with the assassination
of the Austrian heir; Servia'i
responsibility of course does not extend
beyond her frontiers.
If all the Serbs were united in ont
kingdom as is the dream of the panServian
enthusiasts, they would mak<
a very considerable nation. In Servia
before the war there were not (piite 3.000.000
and while the war extended the
boundries of the kingdom, the added
population is not wholly Serb.
No revised statistics are available
but it is likely that the Servians ol
^erb r.ice are now about 4,000. T<
these may be added 280,000 Montenegrins,
Serb by race, and uncompromising
allies. The rest of the Serbs, more
.than half are in Austria-Hungary, and
are thus distributed; Rosnio-Herzegrovina,
1,71.3,000; Dalmatia, 667,00(
Istria, 13.3,000; Croatia-Slavonia, 2,334,000;
Ranat and Batchka, 872.000
The total is about 10,000.000.
REAL ESTATE
LOOK! Now Isn't This a Nice Selection?
'Hie J. K. Hope Place: 70 acres,
near Tirzah, on Rock Hill and Clay
Hill and Yorkville and Fort Mill roads.
5-room dwelling; large barn; 2 tenant
houses and other buildings; 2 wells?
one at house and other at barn. Adjoins
T. M. Oates, F. E. Smith and
Mrs. Glenn. This is something nice.
See ME QUICK.
The E. T. Carson Place: 185 acres;
8-room dwelling; 3-room tenant
house; large barn; crib, etc. Plenty
of wood. Adjoins VV. R. Carroll and
others. Now is your time to see me.
Two Tracts?one 63 acres and the
other 60 acres?about 6 miles from
Yorkville on McConnellsville-Chester
road. First tract has 4-room dwelling;
barn, crib and cotton house. Other
tract has one tenant house. Each
tract watered by spring and branch.
Plenty of timber. Good, strong land,
and the nrlce is rlerht. Better see me.
Town Property: My offerings here
are very attractive. Can suit you either
in a dwelling or a beautiful lot in
almost any part of Town on which to
erect one. Let me show you.
Geo. W. Williams
REAL ESTATE BROKER.
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. We are now showi
| E. P. REID SH01
^ will be pleased to
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I The CLOUD <
jj W. O. HARSH
First Class
Livery Service
When you want a turn-out, either
for Pleasure Driving or Business, call
or phone us. We can furnish just
what you want.
HAULING
Please remember that we do all
kinds of Hauling promptly. Heavy
hauling given special attention.
Trunks transferred to and from all
trains.
PLOWING
When you want plowing done, let
us do it for you. Good work, prompt
service and moderate charges.
M. E. PLEXICO & SON
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ATLANTA
BIRMING
SOUTHERN
PREMIER CARRIE
THURSDAY, i
FROM ROCK HILL, YORK
Train No 35.
Lv. Rock Hill (
Lv. Tirzah '
Lv. Yorkville '
Lv. Sharon '
Lv. Hickory Grove '
Lv. Smyrna i
Lv. King's Creek 1
Ar. Blacksburer J
Excursion Tickets will be good
regular trains to connect with spe
EXCLUSION TICKETS WILL II
LOWS?
TO ATLANTA?Returning on al
Special and New York-New i
38, to reach original startin
September 7, 1914.
TO BIRMINGHAM?Returning <
lanta Special and New York2ml
as. to reach original sta
September 8, 1914.
A RARE OI
To visit Atlanta, the Metropolis o
Pittsburg of the South. Attrai
lanta and Birmingham.
BASEBAI
At Atlanta with Montgomery, S<
with Nashville, September 7,
FIVE DAYS IX ATLANTA ?
For further information, app
W. E. McGEE,
Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt.,
Columbia, S. C.
MrCII SURPRISED?
To bring a bunch of Good Horses
and mules to this market at this season
of the year was very much of an
experiment. We did not expect to do
much business, but thought we would
give it a trial. The business has been
very surprising. We have made several
sales and quite a number of trades.
We still have several nice animals and
would he pleased to talk "Horse" to
You.
JAME$ BROS.
YORKVYLLE. S. C.
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i|j The Place and tl
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. I* OUR "CLEAN-UP AND CLI
ED SCORES OF PEOPLE AN
i TO BUY SKAM'.XAiJid'- .?bn^n
' 2 RIDICUL' >USLY LOW. SCORE
j A OF THESK LOW PRICES AND
. X PLE BUYIXG SUPPLIES FOR X
; V USE DURIXG THE TAIL EXD
| ? IS DRAWIXG TO A CLOSE?A
b THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SA\
> * THIXO OF THE PAST IF YOU
; THIS SALE?COME DURIXG TI
. L WELL WORTH WHILE.
?{ The Yorkville
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Kit KH- K^+ K*+ ? > 94? 94? &
UNLESS THE B^OOD IS PURE
you can't expect to have a liealthy, energetic
body or a ciear, cheerful mind. 9
When the blood 1b poisoned or impoverished.
Indigestion, nervous dyspepsia,
rheumatism, scrofula, and a host of
other ills bring bad health and unhappiness.
Mrs. Joe Person's Remedy
quickly purifies the blood, aids it to resume
its work of carrying life and eneergy
to every part of the body; tones
up the system, and drives away disease
and misery. Mrs. Joe Person's Remedy
is a vegetable compound scientifically
prepured from purest Ingredients; and
has been used successfully foi* 40 years.
Your dealer should have it. If he ^
hasn't, send his name and $1 to the
manufacturers for a large bottle. Remedy
Sales Corporation, Charlotte, N. C.
Mrs. Joe Person's Wash should be
used in connection with the Remedy for
J the cure of sores and the relief of inflamed
and congested surfaces. It is especially
valuable for women, and should
always be used for ulcerations.
W Your orders for Commercial Sta- f
tlonery will receive prompt attention
ut The Enquirer office. Let us have
your orders you want the Best. ^
SHOES., j"
= J _
ng Fall Styles in ^
iS for Ladies. We jj
Show You. *
]ASH STORE. |
AW, Manager. ^ >
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Royal Pressing Club ?
It. D. DORSETT, Prop.
From and after this date all parties
for whom the ROYAL PRESSING
CLUB does Cleaning and Pressing?
Those having Club Rates?will be limited
to FIVE SUITS Cleaned and
Pressed, per Month. More than this
amount of service will be charged as
WORK FOR LADIES?
Cleaning, Pressing and Dyeing will ^
be given prompt attention and at reasonable
charges.
You will find our place on the Corner?Main
and Madison Streets?In
the Dobson Building.
R. D. DORSETT, Prop.
I'lmne ND.
R.SION.. I .
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l, Ga., and ?
HAM, Ala.
RAILWAY
'I? nr THK SOTTTH -
IEPT. 3, 1913
VILLK, AND BLACKSBURG
Round Trip Excursion Fare ^
Atlanta Birmingham ~
5.45 a. m $4.00 $7.00
r.04 a. m 4.00 7.00
7.22 a. m 4.00 7.00
7.40 a. m 4.00 7.00
7.53 a. m 4.00 7.00
8.03 a. m 4.00....... 7.00
8.08 a. m. 4.00 7.00
i.28 a. m
I going only on special train and
cial train as mentioned above.
F. GOOD RETURNING AS POL- ^
1 regular trains except Atlanta
Orleans Limited, Nos. 1st and 2nd
g point by midnight, Monday,
>n all regular trains except AtXew
Orleans Limited, Nos. 1st and a
rting point by midnight, Tuesday, ^
PORTUNITV
f the South, and Birmingham, the
ctive Labor Day celebrations in AtjL
GAMES
?ptember 3-4-5; at Birmingham,
(Two games.)
SIX DAYS or BIRMINGHAM ^
ly to Ticket agent, or
S. H. MCLEAN,
Dist. Pass. Agt.
Columbia, S. C.
Farm Hardware
Now that Spring weather has arrived
and farm work Is on, you will
probably need more or less Farm
Hardware ? Plow Shapes, Stocks,
Handles, Plow Lines, Hames, Trace
Chains, Horse Collars, Mule and
Horse Shoes, Nails. Hoes, Shovels, etc.
See us for what you may need. We ?
have what you want and can Interest
you in prices. If you need a Portable
Forge for blacksmith work, Just
see us
Give your Mules, Horses, Cattle. ^
Pigs and Poultry Pratt's Poultry ?|
Powders. Jm
If you want the very best Flour?
try a sack of MELROSE?It always
pleases particular people.
Yorkville Banking & Mer. Co.
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lie Time To Buy j
SAN-OUT" SALE HAS AFFORD- X
EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY J
ANDISE AT PRICES THAT ARE
IS HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE f
BOUGHT GOODS?MANY PEO- X
EXT SUMMER. AS WELL AS TO ?
OF THIS SEASON. THIS ' ALE j *
SHORT TIME LONGER / AND 9 *
'INC. BIG MONEY WILL liE A
HAVEN'T VISITED US DURING J
IIS WEEK?YOU WILL FIND IT J
Bargain Hqluse j
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