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Sortie Scotch Humor.?Prof. Herbert
Strong tells a number of stories in
the "Academy" in the course of an
article on "Scottish Humor and Scottish
Character."
A minister in a country parish was
promoted from his unremunerative
cure to the more desirable one of Jail
chaplain at a large town. His congregation
resented his acceptance of
the office and referred to the trouble
that it would give them to find a
successor. But the divine stuck to
his guns and took as the text of his
farewell sermon, "I go to prepare a
place for you."
The minister gracefully and fully
accepts the high opinion of his powers
accorded to him by the members of
his flock. An Episcopalian Scottish
nrnfpssor told me he Questioned a
distinguished parish minister as to the
reason why the Lord's Prayer was so
seldom used in the service of his
church. The reply was:
"Weel, ye see, we just dinna need
It."
"But." pursued the professor, "surely
it is impossible even for one so gifted
as yourself to produce a prayer
more sublime?"
"Aye." was the answer, "but oor
folk thinks itherwise."
Another anecdote is from Geikie's
"Scottish Reminiscences." A country
doctor who was attending a laird had
instructed the butler of the house in
the art of taking and recording his
master's temperature with a thermometer.
On paying his usual morning
call, he was met by the butler,
to whom he said:
"Well, John, I hope the laird's
temperature is not any higher today?"
The man looked puzzled for a minute
and then replied:
"Weel. I was just wonderin' that ,
mysel'. Ye see, he deed at twal '
o'clock!"
A minister well advanced in years
summoned his elders and apologetically
announced to them his intention
of taking to himself a third wife.
"She will come in handy to close my
een," he added.
"Fegs. minister." replied one of his
councellors. "I had twa o' them my- [
sel', and I can promise ye they have
opened mine!"
An Unpleasant Jolt.?We oldsters set i
for the youngsters a higher stand- <
ard than we set for ourselves. Forgetting
that you can't make a silk purse <
out of sow's ear. the stupidest and i
ugliest failures of parents expect their i
sons and daughters to grow up mir- 1
acles of beauty, intelligence and sue- .
cess."
The speaker was William Lackaye, I
the occasion the Lambs' Gambol in I
New York. He continued:
"Sometimes, thougn, sucn parents
are called sharply to themselves. The
jolt is unpleasant. i
"A father said to his pretty daugh- i
ter one evening with a scornful, angry
laugh:
" "That young Jamson has the face
to want to marry you! A mere bookkeeper!'
" 'But, father,' said the girl, 'I love
Mr. Jamson. What is your objection
to our marriage?'
" 'Why,' roared the old man. 'why,
he couldn't support you decently.'
"'But, father,' said the girl, 'neither
can you.' "
There Were Others.?That Mrs. Wilbur
is so angry she won't speak to
me," confided Mabel to Ethel.
"Really!" exclaimed Ethel. "And
what is she angry about?"
*t tvio idon.'* said
Mabel. "We met a couple of days
ago and we were talking as friendly
as possible when suddenly she flared
up and she hasn't noticed me since."
"What were you talking about?" inquired
Ethel.
"Why, nothing in particular." explained
Mabel. "Just the ordinary
small talk. I remember she said, 'I
always kiss my husband three or four
times every day."
"And what did you say?" asked
Ethel, in an effort to get at the root
of the trouble.
"Why, I said," replied the other, " 'I
know at least a dozen girls who do
the same,' and then she nearly had
a fit."
In the Dog Watch??Captain Kendall,
of the ill-fated Empress of Ireland. <
was very popular with his passengers. |
< >n his former ship, the Montrose, he
once said to a young lady passenger (
who had asked a foolish question: <
"Your question indicates a certain
lack of seamanship. You are like the
little schoolboy.
"This little schoolboy was reading
aloud out of his reading book, thus:
" 'The captain shivered his timbers
and gave a hitch to his trousers, and
swore that the oncoming sail was
neither brig nor sloop, but something
larger, namely a?a?'
"Here the boy paused: he could not
pronounce the next word.
" 'Barque," prompted his teaeher.
"The boy looked round at his fellow pupils
timidly, lifted up his head like a
hound, and went:
" 'Bow-wow-wow! Bow-wow-wow!
Bow-wow-wow!'"
Good Boy!?The late Charles H.
Britting, proprietor of the New York
actors' restaurant, known as the
"Little Hall of Fame." took a keen
interest in popular trends and movements
of all kinds.
Mr. Britting thought little of scl
entitle management and efficiency engineering.
He said one day of an efficiency
engineer: ,
"Blank is a fool, and I thought he'd
go broke. Hut, by jingo, the fellow ,
has deceived me. He has discovered
a labor-saving device, and his address
will be Easy street from now
on."
"Good boy Hlank!" said an actor.
"And what labor-saving device has he
discovered ?"
"Am elderly widow." Mr. Hrittlng
answered?"an elderly widow with a
million who has consented to marry
him."
Be Reasonable Parson.?In a small
country church a newly married collide
was receiving some advice as to
their future conduct, says the Chicago
News.
"You must never both get cross at
once: it is the husband's duty to protect
his wife, and a wife must love and
obey her husband and follow him
wherever he goes."
"Hut sir?" pleaded the bride.
"I haven't finished yet," remarked
the clergyman. "She must?"
"Hut please sir, can't you alter that
last part? My husband is a postman."
$Uscflliincous grading.
LION OR TIGER NEVER TAME
Man Eaters May Keep on Good Behavior
Through Fear.
The tame lion or tiger is a creature
that doesn't exist, according to Sam
Stevenson, who is head keeper at the
Norumbega park zoo.
In support of this thory he can
show a fine collection of scars which
were caused by the indiscretions of
alleged tame animals.
On several occasions he has saved
his life only by reason of his quick
wit and iron nerve, and the fact that
he never has hesitated to use a gun
or club when his pets have shown an
inclination to go on a rampage.
You've seen Stevenson if you ever
visited the beautiful park out on the
Charles river, where you must have
observed a tall, pleasant-featured
man. whose brown hair is fast turning
gray, working about the animal cages.
If you've an observing turn of mind,
you will notice he walks with a pronounced
limp. You will also see an
ugly scar on his left hand.
If he happens to be in a talkative
mood, he'll tell the story about the
scar and limp. He'll perhaps also tell
about his experience with the maneating
tiger. Rajah, and if you get to
know him really well, he'll show you
a gold medal that he received from
Bostock, of wild animal fame.
The inscription reads:
"Presented to Samuel Stevenson by
Frank B. Bostock for bravery shown
at Indianapolis Zoo, February 15,
1901."
His experience with Rajah was one
of the most exciting that Stevenson
has experienced in the years he has
been associated with animals.
Rajah heard the call of the wild
one day in Indianapolis, when a
young man who worked as assistant
keeper was in his cage. In an instant
the man was knocked to the door and
Rajah, with all the pent-up ferocity
of years, was at him.
In another instant, Sam Stevenson,
armed only with a broom, was fighting
the mad beast away from his
captive. Rajah turned aside from his
first victim for an instant to attack
Stevenson.
In the meantime, assistants, armed
with red-hot iron prongs and revolvers,
had driven the beast away.
and Stevenson, with tne mangieu ouuy
of his friend, stepped out of the cage.
Despite all efforts the injured man
died soon after he was taken out of
the cage. Stevenson was laid up for
a time by reason of his injuries, but
when he recovered, went back to his
job.
"It's impossible to tame any lion or
tiger. It can't be done, and all this
talk about wild animals being trained
is nothing but bosh," is the way
Stevenson puts it.
"A lion may be on his good behavior
for a week. Apparently he has
iiuite forgotten his savage desires and
is as tame as a pet cat. Then, without
wa -ning, he is likely to spring at
his keeper and do his best to devour
him. Make the animals realize you
are the boss and never take your eyes
off them. If you turn your back, it's
'good-night.'
"I never go into a cage without a
revolver loaded with blanks and I also
have an iron ciuo. 11 s wen ?uau w
have the keepers outside with their
iron prongs. Sometimes when the
beasts are unusually ferocious, it's
necessary to have the irons heated
red-hot."
The big scar that may be seen on
Stevenson's left hand was caused by
a scratch from the lion Denver,
which was inflicted some years ago
when the Bostoek show was in Boston.
For some time after that, the liontamer
was a patient at St. Elizabeth's
hospital. For a time the doctors
thought amputation of the arm would
be necessary, but. while it was ultimately
saved, the member has never
recovered its full strength.
On anothi r occasion when Steven
son proved his medal anu received
serious injuries, the show was at Manhattan
Reach. A pair of young tiger
cubs turned on Alec Day, one of the
keepers, and bore him to the ground.
Stevenson jumped to his friend's
assistance. Armed with a sharppointed
iron prong he drove the
snarling cubs away and dragged his
friend to safety. Day was badly injured
and his rescuer still wears a
scar of the battle on his left arm and
hand.
He had a narrow escape on another
occasion when Emperor, a magnificent
specimen of African lion, turned upon
him while he was putting the animal
through his paces.
After a terrible tussle, in which
gun and iron bar were brought into
play, the man was declared the victor.
He loft the cage a master, but
with several broken bones, a badly
lacerated hand and minus two quarts
[>f blood.
Strangely enough, these narrow escapes
do not seem to have had any effect
upon Stevenson's nerves. He has
tht- perfect poise of a man whose
nerves are under absolute control, and
is calm In any emergency.
"If an animal keeper loses his
nerve, he may as well get out of the
business." said Stevenson "1 never
think of my mishaps when I go into
their cages. Hut I'm always on my
guard.
"There's a strange fascination
about the business in spite of all its
dangers. If a man stays in it any
length of time it gets such a hold on
him that it's hard to got away."
During the time Stevenson was
with the Hostock show, he traveled all
over this country and Kurope. He
played a big part in the training ef
the wonderful group of l'T lions, the
largest collection of its kind in show
history
Lions are slow pupils, says Stevenson.
but never forget a trick once they
have mastered it. of all wild animals.
he says, tigers are the most
dangerous, and never lose their ferocity
even when born and bred in
captivity.
Stevenson was born and brought
up in Tacoina, Wash. His first venture
in the wild animal tleld was with a
troup of bears he used to exhibit up
and down the west coast.
lie is an excellent ventriloquist and
used to perform in that capacity all
over the country. Strangely enough,
he seems to value this accomplishment
quite as highly as his wonderful
mastery over wild animals.?Hoston
I'ost.
Responded with Ready Wit.?Mr.
Cumin once dined with a brother advocate.
when on circuit, tit a small inn
kept by a hostess named "Honor."
They were pleased with their dinner.
and invited the lady to take a glass of
wine with them, and handing it to her,
proposed a toast, "Honor and Honesty,"
to which the lady added, with an
arch smile, "Our Absent Friends,"
drank the toast and withdrew.
PECULIARITIES OF THE EYE
Interesting Study that Reveals Valuable
Information.
The exercise or ine sense or sigm
is attended by more possibilities for
improvement than that of any other
of the Ave senses. The tapering
finger and the stubby one may be
equally sensitive in touch; the sense
of taste is not dependent on the size
of the tongue; small and large noses
may be equally keen of scent; the
shiipe of the ear has little or nothing
to do with the ability to hear?but
the eye is different. It partakes
more of the character of a fine mechanical
instrument.
Light enters the pupil of the eye,
spans the diameter of the ball, and
comes to a focus on the retina. In
order that this focus may be properly
placed the eyeball must have cer
tain exact proportions. It must have
a definite shape; and, if it lacks so
little as one-hundredth part of an
inch, difficulties in seeing will occur.
In fact, many eyes seemingly perfect
to outward appearance, fall short in
a little detail of shap*? and the sight
is not at all satisfactory. This condition
is in no respect a disease.
When light entering the eye fails
to come to a correct focus, this defect
may be remedied by placing a
lense before the eye. That is to
say, the focal error may be measured
and a lens ground to correct it.
Thus we see that the problem presented
is purely one of optical adjustment,
and the solution depends upon the exact
measurements of focus. In order
to determine just what an eye can or
cannot do, these measurements should
moan M'Vir.,1 *ho wo is in its usual
working condition. If any function
of the eye is impaired by the use of
drugs?such as dilating the pupil,
etc., the resulting measurements are
likely to be inaccurate and improperly
fitted glasses may be given.
The principal defects of sight may
be classified under three heads: Hypermetropia
(far-sightedness), myopia
(near-sightedness, and an unsymmetrlcal
form called astigmatism.
Hypermetropia is a defect where
the eyeball is not deep enough to allow
the rays of light to come to a
correct focus. With an eye of this
kind the far-away sight is often nearly
normal, wheretis the reading vision
may be accomplished only by unusual
strain of the focusing muscles. In
deed, in some cases, reading near at
hand is impossible without the aid of
glasses. In hypermetropia certain
muscles are under a strain practically
every moment that the eye is in
use. This produces discomfort about
the eyes and often results in headaches.
Properly fitted glasses is the
only permanent remedy.
Myopia is a focal derangement
caused by the eyeball being too deep.
The distant sight is bad, yet the near
vision may be almost normal. The
focusing muscles are seldom brought
into play in myopia, so there is little
occasion to strain them. For this
reason headaches are rarely caused
by myopic eyes. People having such
tiluuuni'p frnm
correctly fitted glasses, which enable
them to enjoy clear vision.
Astigmatism is a derangement of
focus that may be said to lie between
the other two forms?for in the astigmatic
eye part of the rays of light
focus on the retina and part do not.
This is usually brought about by an
unsymmetrical shape of the front
aspect (cornea) of the eye. A small
degree of astigmatism will not materially
affect the sharpness of sight,
but often causes great discomfort and
aching in and about the eyes. These
symptoms have often led the uninformed
to think that astigmatism is
some form of disease. Astigmatism
is in no respect a disease, and it is a
serious mistake to use drugs in the
eyes when examining for it, as the action
of the drug interferes with accurate
measurement of the defect.
This focal defect is often associated
with myopia, and hyperemetropia,
thus producing what is known as
compounded astigmatism.
Besides these defects of vision,
another and very different kind should
be mentioned which develops in middle
life. It is universal. When viewing
objects near at hand the contents
of the eyeball are in constant motion,
delicate muscles contracting, and the
jelly-like mass pulsating with action
?instant adjustment being made for
any focus. But time, which changes
cartilage to bone and causes a general
hardening of the tissues, "vul
canizes me eye-ienws. uimc uy mtle
the motion is checked, and finally
ceases altogether. In the proportion
that this ocular activity is lessened
by age, we have to hold our book or
paper further away to see the print
clearly. In extreme old age all internal
motion stops, and glasses alone
makes reading possible. When this
change begins it is folly to abuse the
sight by trying to force the eye to see
without glasses?for glasses are the
only thing that will restore normal
vision.
When using the two eyes in seeing
it is, of course, necessary that both
eyes be directed exactly toward the
object viewed. This calls a certain
tension of the muscles mai move uie
eyeballs. If for any reason these muscles
are lacking in strength, vision
will be painful, and "cross-eyes,"
even, may finally result. The competent
optometrist, when examining
for eyestrain, always tests the strength
of these muscles to find if they are
concerned in the trouble, as well as
learn if there is danger of "crosseyes."
When needed, special lenses
are prescribed to relieve weak muscles.?
bulletin of the American Optometric
Association.
Dog's Privilege Restricted.?That the
law no longer concedes that a dog is
entitled to one bite is held in Legault
vs. Malacker before the supreme court
of Wisconsin, in which a father sued
for damages for the death of his son.
who died from wounds caused by the
defendant's dog. The trial court sustained
a demurrer to the complaint,
but in reversing the decision the supreme
court said: "Where a complaint
alleges that a dog attacked and
wounded a person who at the time
was where he might lawfully be and
in the exercise of ordinary care it is
unnecessary to go further and allege
that the dog was vicious or mischievous.
Such a dog is necessarily vicious
and a separate allegation to that effect
is unnecessary. The law no longer
'allows a dog his first bite,' as was
said to he the case before the passage
of the law abolishing proof of scienter."?
Exchange.
FINDING THE RANGE AT SEA
How the Crew of a Battleship Fire
During the Target Practice.
The gray battleship seems strangely
deserted and bare, for her decks
are denuded of men, while all rails and
other upstanding incumbrances have
been laid ilat on deck.
The gun turrets, five of them, are
trained round, with the long lean
muzzles of their twin weapons pointing
out over the sea, and every now
and then one of the guns twitches I
ever so lightly, or a turret revolves a
little, as the gunlayers keep their
sights aligned on the distant target.
The ten 13.5s the ship carries are
powerful weapons. Each one of them
is over 50 feet long, and weighs close
on 80 tons, while their 1,250-pound
shells can be hurled to a distance of
over 15 miles. The enormous projectiles.
too, leave the muzzles at the
rate of 1,800 miles an hour, and can
penetrate the thickest armor afloat
at a range of 5,000 yards.
But now, as the snip moves on
through the water, with her sharp
bow sending up two little cascades of
spray on either side of the stem, she
looks like a great mastodon uncontrolled
by man. There are no signs
of life on board?nothing except the
twitching gun turrets and the black
smoke rolling from the squat funnels,
which tells of the men laboring below.
But every man on board is at
the station he would occupy in action,
and before long the uproar of the
guns will have begun.
In the conning tower, with its 12inch
armor, stands the captain, his
navigating officer, a midshipman or
two and several other officers and
mon Tho amnll circular erection. I
barely ten feet in diameter, seems
cramped for all it has to contain.
Above the conning tower is another
armored erection, containing a range
finder, and inside this is the gunnery
lieutenant, with a half a dozen more
officers and men. He is surrounded
by strange looking Instruments, while
the man at the range finder, with his
eyes at its rubber eye pieces, is monotonously
chatting out the distance of
the approaching target.
To the naked eye, the target Itself
?a great, lattice-work structure, tow'
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solutely small and insignificant at its
six-mile range. But the gunlayers in
the turrets are provided with telescopic
sights, and these, with their
powerful lenses, serve to counteract
the difficulty.
Inside the turrets themselves the
expectant men are grouped round
their guns. The great projectiles,
and the cordite changes behind them,
have already been pushed home by
the hydraulic rammers, and, since
their weapons are thus fully loaded,
the guns' crews are idle for the time
being.
But the gunlayers?the men who
aim and fire the guns?and the trainers?those
who keep them pointing in
the right direction?are anxiously
keeping the sights on the target, and
every now and then, as they move
their small brass handles, there is a
wheezing of hydraulic machinery, and
the great breeches rise and fall ever
so slightly, while the whole armorea
structure containing them revolves
an inch or so at a time to keep the
sights on.
A minute or two later, after an order
has come through from the control
position, the lieutenant in charge
of the foremost turret suddenly raps
out the order: "Bring both guns to
the ready!"
The men standing by the breeches
Hick over their small levers. "Right
gun ready! Left gun ready!" they
report in rapid succession.
The range, meanwhile, is decreasing
rapidly, and about ten seconds
later there comes the strident rattling
i if :in elprtrie bell.
It is the signal to open fire. The
gunlayer holds his breath, sees the
cross wires of his telescope cutting
the lattice-work of the target, and
then presses an innocent-looking
brass thuinbpiece. As he does so
there is a roar and, with a blaze of
orange Hume and pell of brown
smoke, a projectile weighing more
than half a ton is sailing through the
air on its way toward the target.
Outside the turret the concession is
terrible, but inside it is barely felt,
and the only means the guns' crew
have of knowing their weapon has
gone off is by the rocking of the turret
and the recoil of the gun. Back
she slides, with the water whistling
and gurgling through the hydraulic
valves far below. She stops, and then.
iis the running-out springs exert their
strength, is driven back to the firing
position.
The men. meanwhile, are working
like demons. Some one, hy moving a
small lever which actuates a hydraulic
engine, has opened the breech. A
cloud of acrid cordite smoke fills the
turret, but another man. turning a
tap, sends a jet of water spouting
into the chamber to extinguish any
still-burning fragments.
Everything seems chaos, but everyone
knows what to do?they ha.*e
done it time after time, and in less
than 30 seconds we hear a sharp or?l?.f
"IMtrht troo limit!"
A man moves an upright lever, and
an arrangement looking like a mit-iature
lift climbs into view through ihe
floor. It has come up from the shellroom
below laden with the new
charge and projectile, and stops dead
in the rear of the gun.
Reposing in a tray is the shot itself.
Another lever is worked, and
a flexible chain hydraulic rammer,
looking like a snake, darts out of its
resting place and pushes the shot before
it into the breech of the gun.
It is driven home with a dull thud.
The rammer is withdrawn, another '
handle is pulled, and two enormous
brown cylinders of cordite fall into
the tray just vacated by the projectile.
They, too, are rammed home, and.
before we quite realize what has happened.
the breech of the gun has been
swung home, and the great weapon
is ready for firing.
In the fire-control position the
gunnery lieutenant has seen the first
shot tear a jagged hole in the target.
and promptly whispers an order
to a man at his side. The latter moves
a small handle, and 30 seconds
I Imrn ic timithnp <1 l?r?h n rcn In
about ten ruinutcs it is all over, and
the ship is approaching the target to
see the result of her shooting. The
structure is badly battered, but most
of the lattice work is still standing,
and is riddled with holes.
The captain and gunnery lieutenant
are both on the bridge, with telescopes
to their eyes.
"Very good shooting!" murmurs the
former.
"Not so bad, sir." agrees his junior.
?A nswers.
Quietest Place in the World.?If you
should ask your friends to name the
quietest place in the world, you would
probably fret a great variety of answers.
Some would say. the summit
of a high mountain: others a distant
place in the middle of the ocean, or an
isolated spot in the desert. Rut on the
mountain peaks and in the quiet of the
wilderness there are usually birds to
break the silence, and the roar of the
wind and the dashing of the waves
disturb the peace of the ocean.
We need not flee from civilzation to
find the quietest place in the world, for
it is in the heart of a city?the city of
Utrecht in Holland. This quiet place
la ii i iiiiiii iui suciuuii; irarditii, cnpccially
built to avoid all vibration. Prof.
SJwaardemaker, a well-known Dutch
physicist and physiologist, had it built.
An attempt to construct a noise-proof
room had been made once before by
Professor Wandt in Leipzig, but that
was not entirely successful. The means
that Professor Zwaardemaker used are
worthy to be recorded.
In the first place, he built three
rooms, one inside of another; then,
since a vacuum is a poor conductor of
sound, he had the air all pumped from '
between the walls. The interior walls j
of the rooms were covered with six
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Storms.
THE FARMERS* MUTUAL
; JUST CLAIMS PROMT
^ In case YOUR PROPERTY
! surance Company HICL
Write to
i Farmers' Mutual
1). E. HONEY. Agent
Indigestion and Nervousness
are overcome by Mrs. Joe Person's
Remedy, which purifies the blood and
tones up the system. Mrs. Mary |
Amanda Nash, Lumberton, X. C., was
a severe sufferer from acute indiges- ,
lion, which brought on extreme nerv
.lr.il.. ...|?V, .... Tiffin I
wuauc-ra, suui'iiiig uuiij ...... ........ . .....
headache. Mrs. Joe Person's Remedy
relieved all these ills and she en- a
dorses it as the best medicine in the '
world.
GIVK XATl'HK A CIIAXCK
Mrs. Joe Person's Remedy purines
the blood and permits nature to re- 1
pair the damage of the ills brought on j
by impure blood?indigestion, rheumatism.
scrofula, eczema. Get the .
blood right and most ills are cured.
Your druggist should have Mrs. Joe '
Person's Remedy. If he hasn't, send J
us his name and one dollar for a large
bottle.
IIRMKDY SAIjKS CORPORATION,
Charlotte, X. C.
Mrs. .Joe Person's Wash should |
1 be used in connection with the
| Remedy for the cure of sores and
I the relief of inflamed and congestI
ed surfaces. It is especially valI
liable for women, and should al|
ways be used for ulcerations. 1 t
layers of material; one layer was of
stone blocks, treated by a special process.
The cavities between the stones
were filled with horsehair; next to the
stone were placed layers of wood and
cork. The other coverings were layers
of lead plate, sea grass, and paper.
The walls were further lined with tapestry,
to absorb the internal sounds.
Not the slightest sound can penetrate
to the innermost chamber. In that
room there rules an absolute quiet, a
quiet that can be found in no other
place on earth.?Youth's Companion.
Credited to Webster.?Daniel Webster
was once dining with a snobbish
Bostonian who had the ill manners to
boast of the quality, age anil cost of
his wine. He even went into a computation
of the interest on the cost
that had accrued since the purchase of
the wine. Webster listened courteously,
and when the computation was
ended, he held out his glass to his host
and quietly remarked, "Let us stop
thut accumulation of interest."
'it'.'The Stormbird, undoubtedly the
oldest operating steamship atloat, is
engaged in trading on the New Zeland
coast. She is an iron vessel, built on
the Clyde in 1854, and went to Australia
the same year.
About ^
ofits before
to make you a fit
ind ffV. Also a (
ou3 vermin.
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BROTHERS. 5478.
YSTEM \
VIOST NO END |
T A MAN CAN DO I
< concerns Is absolutely the re- ?
>.\|>ansi<>n can be Doped for with- ^
si one, expand it !>y using the ?
s Hank. A
ever so small. Is better done by J
)NAL BANK j
jE, S. C. J
O. E. WILKINS, President. W
Safe Than Sorry."
" Vl" ' 1?;?
iry of Consistent Ideals in
len and Young Women
g superior advantages for the training
of character under sound Christian
s town, educational and religious in
f favorable to study. Health condi|f
to afford the maximum of efficiency Q
ollege Home accommodates seventy
indsome new build.
y modem dormitory jpRfl^E
icre campus; out-door
llegiate standard;
ITATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
\)X. s. c.
CINE AND PHARMACY
lied by tbe State.
\ 1, I?11, vuuarja <> L .1 c <>, i?i?
occupancy October 1st, 1914. Ad>er
Hospital, one of the largest
idant clinical material is offered.
ients in Medicine and Pharmacy
ell-equipped Laboratory in both
y in affiliation with the Charles;hers
in Laboratory Branches,
ear in medicine.
legist rar, Charleston, S. C.
nrl I iorhhiiria
?b"?"5
lore Damages caused by
, WILL PAY ALL ITS
'TLY.
' is damaged, will an IniP
YOU? If, not, See or
1 Insurance Co.
YOltKYILLK, S. C.
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91A1L UI 3U U ill
County of York.
IN THE I'ltOHATE I'OIICT
ly L. H. Williams. I'robate Judge fur
York County.
W 1IK It HAS AIRS. ELLA SCOC5cJINS
has applied to me for liters
of Administration, on all and!
lingular, the goods and chatties,
ights and credits of It. FRANK
>( (><;<UN'S, late of the County afore,
aid. deceased.
These are, therefore, to cite and adnonish
all and singular the kindred
ind creditors of the said deceased, to
e and appear before me at our next
Jrobate Court for the said County, to
>e holden at York Court House on the
I0TH DAY OF JULY. l'J14, to shew
ause, if any. why the said Adminisration
should not be granted,
liven under my Hand and Seal, this
15th day of July, in the year of our
Lord onr thousand nine nuruireu
and fourteen and in the 13iUh year
of American Independence.
L. R. WILLIAMS,
Prob. te Judge of York County.
57. f. 2t.
WW Send your orders for Stationery to 11
'he Enquirer Office for Best work. !
8 THE TRINIDA
lH^l
When you warn
waterproofed to
genuine asphalt roofing, appliec
Genasco gives real resista
heat, cold and fire; and the Kar
Wiuiuui Lcniciu.
Take the sure step in roof ecc
Wilkerson Mercanti
IIICKOHV Ci
McGill Bros., Yorkvill
f
Anderson College
For Women
Faculty of Christian men anc
women of experience.
Courses leading to degree of A. B
and A. M.
Diplomas in Music, Art and E
Science and Art.
Equipment modern and convenien
tennis, basket ball.
Situation ideal for health and c
For Catalogu
JAMES P. K1NARD, F
FREE!
During the Nej
and Until Fui
We will rive
on Saturday ?
4 o'clock, 0
China Dinner
for particulars
Mr. Andy Boheler was given i
The Yorkville J
| POPULAR EX(
I CHARLESTON,
VIA SOUTHER
Round Trip Fare froi
Visit the Beautiful Isle
Cool Ocean Breezes.
Call on Local Ticket A
W. H. C^
r. iT? AAA ^ T..t..Ti .~T^t ,T*^ ,Ti A
r'i'X "4" fv f rjp ^ i' ^St^TXjP w T V XwT
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Asheville,
Brevard, Lake Tox
"LAND OF
VIA
Southern
phkmikh r.\mui<:i;
Tirron i \r wrrr
lULdUAI, JUL
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Rock Hill, Yorkvi
AND ALL IXTEIIMBDIATK I'OI.N"
TRKMELY LOW llOl'XD T
Asheville
Hen*
Rock Hill $3 00 i
Yorkville 3 00
Sharon 3 75
Hickory Orove 2 75
Smyrna 2 75
King's Creek 2 75
Clarksburg 2 50
EXCI'RSIOX Tickets will be O
Jl'LY 2STH. 1014. Excursion Tick
All Regular Trains to reach origin
SATURDAY, AUGUST 1ST. 1914.
A GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY FOR
Enjoy the beauties and the Wo
the Mammoth Mountain Peaks an
that spread their ozone from the t
altitude of 6,000 feet above the se,
HIGH CLASS COACHES on a
Crowds. For further information a|
ern Railway, or to
W. E. MoGKK,
Asst. (ien'l Pass. Agent.
Columbia. S. C.
: all your buildings ;
stay ? cover them with this
1 with the Kant-leak Kleet.
nee to rain, snow, sun, wind,
tt-leak Kleet waterproofs seams ^
)nomy, and order Genasco now.
ile Company, (Inc.)
ROVE, S. C.
e,S. (J., K.F.I).No. 1
xpression. Courses in Domestic b
t. 82 acre campus. Gymnasium, |: j
iomfort.
e Address,
FREE! '
;t Few Weeks
rther Notice.
I
away FREE
ifternoons at
ne 42-Piece
Set. Ask 4
.
a Dinner Set last Saturday.
Bargain House
CURSION TO
JULY 30TH
N RAILWAY
?
n Yorkville, $2.75.
of Palms-Enjoy the fi
gent. I
LFFEY, D. P. A., U
Charleston, S. C. I|
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ISION
le, Hendersonville,
away, N. C., and
THE SKY" ,
Railway ,
: op tup south
Y 28th, 1914
1
lie, Blacksburg
rs OX TUP FOLLOWING PXRIP
RAT PS:
Waynesville Brevard
lorsonville I*ike Toxaway
12 50 $3 25 $3 00
2 50 3 25 3 00
2 25 3 00 2 75
2 25 3 00 2 75
2 25 3 00 2 75
2 25 3 00 2 75
2 00 2 75 2 60
ood on All Trains TURSDAY.
ets will be Good Returning on
al starting point by midnight,
short si m.m pr vacation *
.1 11 Conn i<i Pnvlmnmunt of
il Iwtkf, and the Cool Breezes
vooden peaks coming from an
;i level.
II Trains to accommodate the
>ply to all Ticket Agents South- a
S. II. McLKAX,
l?lst. I'MSS. Agt.
2t Columbia. S. C.
<5* 4*5 + ? +?5+ ?+?