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itumocous department.
Patriotism?After a closely-contested
election a darkey told how a Republican
worker had come to him and
said: "See here. Sam, you got four
sons that can vote and your vote will
make five. Now, you all vote the Republican
ticket, and here are eleven
dollars for you."
"All right, boss," said Sam, with a
grin, taking the money. "We'll all be
on han\ suh."
Then the Democratic heeler found
Sam and said: "Sam, you and your
boys all vote the Democratic ticket,
and here are seven dollars for you.
But mind you, you be on hand."
"Yass, suh," said Sam, as he pocketed
the boodle, "we'll vote all right.
CunneL"
After the election, being asked how
he had voted, he said he had voted the
Democratic ticket, relates the Argo
naut.
"But," said the other, "didn't the
Republicans give you eleven dollars to
vote their way, while the Democrats
gave you only seven? You ought to
have voted for the party that gave you
the most money?"
"No, sah," said Sam. "You see, de
'Publicans offer de mos' money, an'
dey is de mos' corrupter. I votes for
de least corrupter."
Gentlemen of Leisure.?One of the
upper ten thousand, once visited
America, and accepted the hospitality
of a gentleman in New York. When
taking farewell of his host, the latter
asked him what he thought of the
American people.
"Well," answered the nobleman,
"I like them immensely, but I miss
something."
"What is that?" asked the Yankee.
"I miss the aristocracy," replied
the Englishman.
"What are they?" naively asked
the host.
"The aristocracy!" said the nobleman
in u somewhat surprised tone of
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do nothing, you know; whose fathers
did nothing, you know; whose grandfathers
did nothing, you know?in
fact, the aristocracy."
Here he was interrupted by the
American, who chimed in with, "Oh,
we've plenty of them over here, but
we don't call them aristocracy?we
call them tramps."?Exchange.
He Apologized.?It was at a railway
eating station. The man from Montana
was hungry and in a hurry.
"Please pass me them pertaters, mister,"
he said, addressing the elegant
gentleman from Boston, who sat next
to him.
The Bostonian slowly focused his
gold eyeglasses on the man from Montana.
"Did you think that 1 wa3 one
OI me wallers: nr asncu Iiu;.
The others held their knives and
forks suspended in midair, expecting
to see the man from Montana shrivel
up, but no such phenomenon took
place. He turned and beckoned to the
nearest waiter.
"George, come here, please."
"What is it sir?" asked George.
"I want to apologize to you. that's
all. You see, I mistook this here party
for you, but I hope you won't be
offended. Now pass me then pertaters,
and we'll go on with the round-up."
Impossible.?For the first time in
her life she stood at the railway station
about to make a trip. She was
much agitated, gazing about, her eyes
fell on the train announcer as "the
friend in need."
"Young man," she spoke, "can you
tell me where to get my ticket?"
"Right there at the ticket window,"
he replied, jerking his thumb through
the pigeonhole.
She regarded the hole and train an"LI
nf fo/?n o-ruu' prlmann at
the fancied insult.
"You be off," she yelled, as she re^
covered her breath. "How on earth
am I to get through that hole? I
ain't no pigeon."
Won In Losing.?She wanted to do
some shopping and. as is the custom
of wives, felt the need for more money.
She went to her husband and
asked for the loan of a sovereign.
"But you'll never pay me back,"
protested the husband. "I've lent
you money before."
"I'll bet you two shillings I pay you
in a month," said the wife.
"Right," said the husband, leaping
at this sporting offer.
The month passed. One morning
the wife came sorrowfully to her
hiish?r>(l "l)cnr. I've lost that bet.
Here's your two shillings."?Manchester
Guardian.
Blissful Ignorance.?A bird dealer
had in his shop a taciturn parrot.
Day after day it sat silent on its
perch, indifferent to every question.
At last a Cuban lady came into the
shop and spoke to it in her native
tongue. The parrot brightened up at
once, opened its beak and emitted a
jubilant volley of vehement Spanish
words. When the parrot iinally ceased
speaking, the lady turned to the
owner and, blushing violently, asked:
"Do you understand Spanish?"
"No," he replied.
"Thank heaven!" she said and left
the shop.
His Worry.?"Clarence," said the
American heiress hesitatingly, "I think
that you should be told at once how
my father made his money. Our
business men in this country have
methods which to one of your pure
souls, whose motto is 'Noblesse oblige,'
cannot but?"
"Cease, Mamie, cease," said the
young lord reassuringly, "tell me no
more. However he made his millions
I can forgive, for your sake. But?
er?has he still got them all right.?
Gave it Cheerfully.?The father of a
Oermantown lad had given him a tencent
piece and a quarter of a dollar,
telling him that he might put one or
the other on the church's contribution
plate.
At dinner the father asked the boy
which coin he had given.
"Well, father," exclaimed the youngster,
"at first it seemed to me that 1
ought to put the quarter on the plate:
but just in time I remembered the
saying. 'The Lord loveth a cheerful
giver,' and I knew I could give the ten
cent piece a great deal more cheerfully.
So I put that in."
Large, Baffling Words.?"What is
your idea of the nebular hypothesis?"
asked the erudite woman.
"I can't say," replied Mr. Cumrox
with great embarrassment. "1 have
no doubt my wife could give you some
views on the subject. But I haven't
had time to give much attention either
to psychic research or social hygiene."
Miscellaneous grading.
THE ENGLISH SUFFRAGETTES
Why John Bull's Militant Daughters
Have Their Dander Up.
J. Nelson Laurvik, writing: an article
entitled "John Bull's Militant
Daughters," states as follows the
cause of the militant movement in
England:
First, the law of inheritance, which
in every instance excludes her in favor
of the male member of the family,
often leaving her a penniless dependent
upon the male relatives to whom
her due share has gone, and that
further deprives her of right to her
own children unless they are born out
of wedlock: she has neither dower
rights nor rights as a mother. By
English law no married woman exists
as the mother of the child she brings
into the world. The child, according
to English marriage laws, has only
one Darent. and that parent is the
father, while out of marriage, the law
recognizes only one parent and that
parent is?the mother.
Second, the unjustly discriminatory
divorce laws, designed to safeguard
and shield the man, and which even
Mr. Gladstone declared to be a gross
injustice to women in favor of men,
an excellent illustration of which is
the case of the wife of a day laborer
in London told of by Elizabeth Robins:
Mrs. B. was an applicant for a
separation order (since divorce is too
dear a luxury for any of this class).
The grounds of Mrs. B.'s plea was the
infidelity of her husband. 'You can't
get a separation order for that.' 'Well,
J but he brings the woman home?he
keeps her in the house.' 'That is no
erround.' Then the magistrate is given
the heart of the grievance. The husband
insists on having the interloper
in his wife's bedroom. No redress,
while one act of infidelity on her part
entitles the man to an absolute divorce."
This condition applies to all
English women. Comment is superfluous."
Third, the census of eight years ago
put the number of women working
in trades at 4,000,000, and all these
women are without adequate representation,
and in consequence most of
them are ill paid and overworked to
a degree shockingly unbelievable. In
this, as in the above matters affecting
the welfare of women in England,
there is no law for men and another
for women, and without the vote the
women are helpless to remedy these
conditions. The government itself offers
an excellent illustration of this
inequality in the treatment of its postal
and telegraph employes. At one
end of the telegraph line you find a
man earning 200 pounds ($1,000) a
year, and a woman at the other end
earning 80 pounds ($400).
THE SECOND BEST SELLER
"Robinson Crusoe" Exceeded Only by
the Bible in Every Language.
The best seller of all the books in
the world, past and present, with the
single exception of the Bible, is "Robinson
Crusoe." This remarkable book
continues to hold its own as a piece
of the most engrossing literature published,
just as it did when Daniel De
Foe first published it on April 25, 1719.
The rich man's child or the poor man's
child find an equal delight in the ad
ventures of that famous castaway of
fiction, and every civilized country in
the world has its own special translation
of the work. But it has remained
for a Philadelphian, William S. LJoyd,
of Germantown, to gather together
specimens of every edition published,
forming the most complete collection
of "Robinson Crusoes" in existence.
Mr. Lloyd has had his agents collecting
Crusoes fof a number of years
past. These agents have orders to buy
any rare copy or any new translation.
This work has resulted in the collection
in the Crusoe Library owned by
Mr. Lloyd of over 300 volumes of the
adventures of the island hero. The
books are printed in every living language,
and even in some dead ones,
for Mr. Lloyd has copies of "Robinson
Crusoe" in Latin and Greek, though
why the work was translated into
these languages remains a mystery
that the owner of these rare books
himself cannot solve.
Among the thirty-three languages
represented in the Lloyd Crusoe col
lection are Crusoes printed in English,
German, French, Spanish, Russian,
Chinese, Japanese, Norwegian,
Swedish, Kroatisch, Italian, Polish,
Roumanian, Lettish, Slavonic, Flemish,
I'rdu, Dutch, Bohemian, Bornean,
Persian, Arabic, Turkish, Hebrew,
Yiddish, Greek and Latin.
Each nation as it appropriated the
story of Robinson Crusoe appropriated
to itself the hero also. Thus in the
French copies of the work Crusoe is
depicted as a Frenchman; when the
Germans read about the well-remembered
slaughter of the cannibal visitors
to Crusoe's island they swell with
pride at th.? thought that Crusoe was
a German, while the Spaniard knows
him only as a native of old Spain, and
the Russian recognizes in him a fellow
subject of the czar. And so on
with all the nationalities represented.
Crusoe is never an Englishman except
to the English-speaking people.
Perhaps the most striking feature of
the rare volumes in the collection is
the work of the artists of the various
periods and of the various countries.
The French artist who illustrated an
early French version of the book chose
as the theme for his frontispiece Robinson
Crusoe giving thanks for his
deliverance from the waves. It will
be noted that the castaway has made
his way through the angry billows
from the wrecked ship without losing
the neat parting in his hair. Neither
has he found it necessary to discard
his ball room slippers to facilitate his
natatorial struggles. He also has held
on with commendable tenacity to his
pretty flowing necktie and his handsome
sash. His entire wardrobe seems
to have suffered no damage at all from
his encounter with the raging waters.
Had there been a ball in progress
when Crusoe stepped on his island he
could have walked right out of this
French edition onto the waxed floor of
the dance hall without arousing any
suspicion of his recent adventures.
Another creation of a French artist
shows Crusoe clinging for dear life to
a rock, while the waves threaten him
from every side. It is difficult to tell
from the artist's sketch whence the
waves are coming from. They seem,
in fact, to be beating from the shore
instead of from the sea. How Crusoe
ever escaped from such all-encompassing
waves is difficult to imagine.
Neither it is possible to reconcile
the American boy's idea of Crusoe
with the hero depicted by a Portuguese
edition of the book. In a fanciful
conception by a Portuguese artist
which is intended to represent Crusoe's
dream, the castaway is shown
with a strikingly Portuguese-like face,
and a well-waxed mustache, although
De Foe does not mention the use of
such aids to manly beauty as mustache
wax in his story of the life of
Crusoe on the island.
The German artists delight to depict
Crusoe as a robust, smiling Teuton. In
one he is shown in his island rig of
skins, followed by two peculiar-looking
animals that resemble the nonde[
script creations of the artist who
supplies the Coney Island carrousels
with their stock in trade.
I The English artists one and all give
! one his money's worth in the illustrations
furnished by them. No single
scene satisfies these artists. In one
picture a view is shown of almost the
entire island, with the canoes of the
cannibals on the beach, the cannibal
feast in progress, Crusoe shooting
cannibals and cannibals shooting at
Crusoe, and Crusoe's habitation on
the side of the mountain, with plenty
of back scenery for good measure.
"Robinson Crusoe" was lirst published
anonymously. For a time the
aumorsnip was uaunuca iu umacm
men, and one wild story was circulated
of its having been written by Lord
Oxford, who was then imprisoned in
the Tower of London. Some time
elapsed before the general public
Wire acquainted with the real authorship.
It is interesting to record how Mr.
Lloyd came to gather this unique collection.
He has traveled all over the
world picking up copies in the book
stores, and collections in London, Paris,
Tokyo, Berlin and Pekin have been
ransacked by him for Crusoe rareties
and the book agents of the world have
standing orders to buy and forward
any newly discovered volume of Crusoe
that is not in the library at CJermantown.
Mr. Lloyd says he* has
merely started his search for Robinson
Crusoe novelties. He aims to own
the best collection in the world and he
already seems to have achieved this
[ ambition.?Boston Transcript.
PREDICTING THE STORMS
Weather Bureau Man Does Not Believe
in Groundhog.
Just because accidents will happen
like that "tiareback" which on March
4, 1909, isolated Washington, the
weather bureau wants it distinctly
understood that its predictions are
not guesswork. They haven't any
goose bone prophets up at the conservatory;
they don't believe in
Brother Ground-hog, nor the tree
frog, nor the moss on the trees, nor
any of those other old fashioned
weather guides. The process of figuring;
out the kind of weather that is
coming is a highly scientific work.
Some folks have an idea there is
something occult about the forecasting
of storms, frosts and Hoods. Not
a few think the observers must necessarily
get their data by reading the
planets, the stars and the moon. But
they don't.
"Suppose a business man had ordered
a carload of pineapples from
Hawaii," says a statement just issued
from the bureau In explanation of its
work. "He would know the average
time it would take the steamer to
make the trip to the Pacific port, "the
average time for unloading and loading
refrigerator cars, and the average
number of days to be allowed for the
trip across the continent to New York.
His estimate, however, would be subled
to error, because the steamship
might be delayed by fog, or the railroad
cars by accident.
"Storms, like pineapples, as a rule
do not originate in the United States.
They come to us from the Philippines,
Japan, Siberia, Alaska, Canada, or
the Gulf of Mexico. The weather bureau
gets cable, telegraphic *>r wireless
notice of a foreign storm.
"Station after station and vessel
after vessel, reports the storm's arrival
in its neighborhood so that the
general direction and rate of progress
can be determined very easily. In
fact, the arrival of some storms can
be foretold ten days in advance.
"The forecasters watch for the region
of low barrometer, which is the
storm center around which the winds
blow. The whirl or eddy moves bodily
forward with the general eastward
drift or about 650 miles a day in
our latitudes. The forecaster determines
the direction of movement of
the storm and its velocity.
"When weather disturbances are
reported, the forecasters know from
experience about how long it takes
them to reach our Pacific coast and
then how long after they will reach
the Atlantic coast.
"To keep tab on cold waves that
come into the United States from
Canada and Alaska, the weather bureau
studies the Canadian weather
reports. England sends reports from
Iceland, the British Islands and Continental
Europe and daily reports
come from St. Petersburg. A storm
sometimes encircles the world in its
course.
"The same businesslike system of
tracing the track of a storm is used
in determining the arrival of frosts."
Tricks of the Trade.?United States
Treasurer John Burke, former governor
of North Dakota, got his real start
by winning his first few cases as a
young lawyer.
One of these hinged on the color of
a horse. There was a chattel mortgage,
held by a bank, on a certain
horse, and the mortgage was foreclosed.
But the bank took a black horse,
whereas it was claimed that the mortgage
was on a chestnut horse of much
less value. This led to a spirited legal
controversy. One witness said that the
mortgaged horse was black, and another
witness said it was chestnut. So
it was simply a matter of determining
which witness was the most gifted in
knowing what a color was when he
saw it.
Burke had on an inoffensive suit of
clothes that looked black in the shade
and gray in a strong light.
When the witness for the other side
took the stand Burke asked him several
questions about his knowledge of
colors, and inquired in an innocuous
tone:
"What's the color of my suit?"
"Black!" replied the witness. For
the room was dark.
"That's all," snapped Burke in the
offhand but triumphant tone lawyers
use when they wish to give the impression
that they have a neat joke in
store for the opposition.
He then called the witness for his
side and asked him the same questions.
This witness said Burke's suit
was gray.
When he got ready to make his talk
to the jury. Burke had the bailiff raise
all the window shades so that anybody
could see that the suit really was gray.
He paced back and forth in front of
the jury with a section of his coat tail
in one hand waving it frantically in
their faces and dwelling on the fact
that anybody who said it was black
instead of gray could be no fit judge
of the color of a horse.
And the jurors sat and blinked solemnly
and made up their minds in his
favor.
THE STORY OF CREATION
New Discoveries Add Confirmation to
Bible Account.
Each new discovery of Science
seems to add continuation to the historic
truth of the Biblical account of
Creation. It has long been evident
that Science and Revelation were in
general accord as to the order in
which things were made: A formless,
nebula, the creation of light, the condensation
of the world into a whirling
globe, the separation of earth and
water, the appearance of plant life,
the shining forth of sun and moon in
definite shape, the appearance of animal
life and, finally, of man. But the
origin of life is still the unexplained
enigma of Science.
Now, however, comes Prof. L. J.
Henderson of Harvard University, advancing
the theory that organic mat
ter can t>e proauceu irom inorganic?
that, life can be made from dust. This
is only a hypothesis, but it offers a
tentative solution of the problem, and
one that is in exact accord with the
Mosaic story as found in Genesis.
Briefly, Dr. Henderson's assertion is
that inorganic matter contains latent
life and that this life may become active
under certain conditions.
The materialist would accept this
hypothesis and would grope darkly in
his laboratory to find the condition
that might awaken the latent life to
activity. The scientific man who has
not lost faith in God does not have to
grope in the dark. He believes that,
no matter by what processes things
were made, no matter how evolution
progressed, an all-wise and all-powerful
intelligence directed the successive
steps, perhaps even endowing original
matter with the inherent power
to evolve to ever higher states, and in
the beginning laying down the inexorable
laws of its evolution.
Now let us examine the steps in
Creation, one by one, comparing the
immortal story told in the pages that
have been handed down to us for
countless generations with that which
has been pieced together from fragments
picked up from the strata of
the rocks, from the retorts of the
chemists, from the microscopic slide,
the records of animal and vegetable
life, the silent testimony of the stars,
to say nothing of the speculations of
imaginative scientists.
And the earth was without form,
and void, and darkness was upon the
face of the deep.
Science holds that the earth began
as a shapeless mass, a nebula, wandering
dark and aimlessly in space.
And God said, Let there be light,
and there was light * * * And God
called the light Day, and the darkness
He called Night.
That a whirling molten mass?one
of a myriad such masses?should in
the fi.st Deriod of creation experience
the change from darkness to light is a
part of our nebular hypothesis.
How long this first period, or day,
lasted the Bible does not tell, and Science
can only guess.
And God made the firmament and
divided the waters which were under
the firmament from the waters which
were above the firmament.
Science tells us that the shapeless
nebula had a spiral motion, condensing
toward its center. As the process
of condensation and cooling went on
the earth became a globe covered
with steaming water. The atmowjifiere
was left surrounding the fluid earth,
and the "mist that went up from the
earth" formed the clouds. Such was
the second "day" of creation.
And God said, Let the waters under
the heaven be gathered together unto
one place, and let the dry land appear,
and it was so. And God called the dry
land Earth; and the gatherings together
of the waters allied He Sea.
In the third stage, when the earth
and water had sufficiently cooled,
when the crust of the earth ha.d begun
to harden, land appeared.
And God said, Let the earth bring
forth grass, the herb yielding seed,
anil V-i fruit t roo viAlrlinc frilit nffpr
his kind. And it was so.
That the first form of life upon the
earth belonged to the vegetable kingdom.
Science regards as almost axiomatic.
This was the third "day."
And God said. Let there be lights in
the firmament of the heaven to divide
the day from the night; and let them
be for signs, and for seasons, arid for
days, and for years.
As the earth continued to cool it became
regular in its rotation upon its
axis; seasons of different temperatures,
somewhat similar to those of
today, succeeded one another with
more and more regularity. The moon,
science teaches, was originally thrown
off from the earth, and it, too, under- 1
went a period of evolution in which it
finally acquired a regular cycle of revolution
around the earth. Thus were
days, nights, months and years established
with regularity. This was the
fourth "day."
And Ood said. Let the waters bring
forth abundantly the moving creature '
that hath life and fowl that may fly 1
above the earth in the open firmament
of heaven.
It was Darwin who lirst taught us i
as a scientific fact that animal life originated
in the sea. Evolution has determined
that the early forms of life, '
from which man has sprung, existed (
in the sea for many million of years
before they made their appearance on
land. In the physical construction of
the human being, there is every indication
that his remote ancestors were
marine in their habitat.
Genesis seems to make birds appear
next in order after fishes, and says
that both were brought forth from the
waters. Most evolutionists are of the
opinion that reptiles preceded the
winged creatures. But the belief that
birds followed fishes, according to the
Biblical order, is rapidly gaining
ground. That birds' ancestors came
from water animals, there is no doubt.
There is very close analogy between
certain organs of birds and fishes.
Feathers seem to be little more than
modified form of scales. The birds
wing is not unlike the fish's fin. One
is employed for propulsion in the air,
the other in the water. In the flying
fish of today we have almost a con
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It is possible that the Biblical order
ultimately will prove more scientific
than science on this point. "And the 1
evening: and the morning were the
fifth day."
And God said. Let the earth bring
forth the living creature after his kind
cattle and creeping '.heing, and beast
of the earth after his kind; and it was
so.
And the Lord God formed man of 1
the dust of the ground, and breathed
into his nostrils the breath of life, and j
man became a living soul.
Evolution agrees with the Bible en- '
tirely in placing the advent of man as
the final act of creation. This was the
crowning event of the sixth "day."
The work of creation was finished.
I should like to trace the successive
steps in the evolution of man as the
anthropologists tell the story?of his
beginning probably as an arboreal being,
his descent to the ground, his
gradual adaptation, to changing surroundings,
the growth of his intelligence,
etc?but space forbids.
And the Lord Clod said. It is not
good that the man should be alone; I
will make an helpmeet for him.
And the Lord God caused a deep
sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept:
and He took one of his ribs and closed
up the flesh instead thereof;
And the rib, which the Lord God
had taken from man, made He a woman.
The generally accepted theory of
< volution is that life first appeared on
the globe as a protoplasmic body?the
Monera and soon developed into a
form something like the amoeba of
today. In this germ or cell there was
but one s?x, or more probably the two
sexes were combined in the one cell.
We may say truthfully that nature
made the male cell and then produced
tne two jexes by dividing the male.
Or that out of the male cell nature
made the female. This accords we|l
with the Biblical account of the creation,
and is further supported by Dr.
Henderson's theory.
The process of dividing the sexes, as
begun in the cell life?and be it remembered
that man as he is today is
but a multiplication of these selfsame
protoplasmic cells?continued in
all the higher forms of life. For while
succeeding animal forms were composed
of both male and female cells
the composite animal itself was hermaphrodite,
as is still the case with
some fishes, amphibians and molluscs.
Prof. Gegenbaur shows that the progenitors
of the whole vertebrate kingdom
were thus androgynous, and
Waldeyer in his researches offers convincing
proof that 'even the higher
vertebrates are, in their early condition,
hermaphrodite." There can be
little doubt that for millions of years
the world was inhabited exclusively
by androgynous forms. After attaining
various stages of advancement
they were separated, or again out of
the male nature made the female.
Thus, according to the scientists,
man was evolved from a protoplasmic
cell, the first form of life to appear,
and his body is still made up of these
protoplasmic cells, some male and
some female, in both men and women.
The word "protoplasm" means "first
creature or thing made."
The male and the female cells of
protoplasm are, therefore, the parents
of all living forms of life. "And Adam
called his wife's name Eve; because
she was the mother of all living."
As protoplasm is the life substance
of the cell, and the one-celled animal
was the first form of life to appear,
the appropriateness of the name Eve
is evident.
"Now the serpent was more subtle
than any beast of the field which the
Lord had made."
It might seem fantastic to go on
and trace the parallel between the
story of man's primitive days as told
by modern scientists and the Biblical
account of the fall and man's expulsion
from the Garden of Eden.
But the parallel is closer than may
be imagined. In the Miocene days?
anywhere from 200,000 to 980,000 years
ago?man was probably a vegetarian,
living at peace with all animals, in a
world that was a veritable garden in
its prolificness. He was contemporaneous
with the giant-legged serpents
or lizards that had preceded him on
wnrfh hv millinna nf vonrn Mo nnf
can tell today that these serpents may
not have developed a high degree of
sagacity or cunning, perhaps even
greater than primitive man possessed.
Man and woman were naked and
unashamed. They knew neither good
nor evil. They understood as yet
nothing of death?any more than the
animals today understand it.
Man's first step toward acquiring
knowledge was the acquisition of cunning.
Woman was the first to acquire
it. Cunning is the natural outgrowth
of curiosity. It is the defense that the
weaker opposes to the stronger. Science
would scarcely say that she acquired
her cunning through observatoion
of the reptiles, but the hypothesis
is legitimate, as none other has
been advanced.
The parallel seems closer the more
deeply we get into it. It requires very
little stretch of the imagination to
take every new discovery of science
and find in it a confirmation of the
poetic story contained in tne nrst tour
chapters of Genesis, instead of a contradiction,
as used to lie supposed.?
New York World.
BIG BEN
You know that this is the name of
the Best Alarm Clock that has ever
been made. BIG BEN will almost
ivake the dead?but not quite. He
rings steadily or intermittently, as
you prefer; keeps good time and is
unusually good looking for un Alarm
Clock. If you want the best of all
Alarm Clocks, buy a BIG BEN?SJ.50
Call and let me show you.
T. W. SPECK, Jeweler
FRUITS
EAT more Fruits and you will
have better Health. Good Fruits
help the Digestion and all good doctors
recommend the free eating of
Fruits. You can always find Choice
Fruits at this store. Let us supply
you.
X. Ii. PRODUCTS?
You will also find here a select line
of the products of the National Biscuit
Co.?Crackers and Fancy Cakes.
OUR RESTAURANT?
When you are hungry, remember
our Restaurant is always ready to
quickly supply your wants.
THE KANDY KITCHEN
.IOIIV DEM AS, Proprietor.
TO DEBTORS AND CREDITORS.
ALL persons indebted to the estate
of JOHN ALONZO BROWN, deceased,
are hereby notified to make
payment to me at once. Persons
having claims against said estate
should present them to me duly authenticated
within the time prescribed
by law.
A. M. DEAL, Exr., Columbia. S. C.
28 t 3t
For the Best Job Printing send
your orders to The Enquirer Office. I
SECOND HAND CARPET
FOR Sale by Yorkville Lodge, Independent
Order of Odd Fellows.
See me about it.
2t* daniel whitener.
J. II. Saye, Pres. J. L. ltalney, V. P.
First National Bank
SHARON, - - - S. C.
LAND IS CHEAP?For easy figuring
let us say It is worth $40 an acre.
A square rod. then, is worth only
25 cents, and 10 cents' worth will be
a little more than 108 feet square
feet, or a little farm slightly more
than 10 feet on a side.
How often a boy will waste a dime
and think nothing of it. For a dime
he can buy land enough to hold a
potato bed, 12 hills of corn or a peach
tree! The boy who can save a dime
can become rich. Make a dime look
like a tiny farm. The boy who learns
to save a dime and to know values
will some day come Into his own. The
way to start is to Open a Savings Account
With Us and Keep Adding to
It.
J. S. HARTNESS. Cashier.
Hess' Poultry
n
ran-a-cea
This poultry powder has been on
the market for years. It is a scientific
combination of ingredients that
are chosen because of their known
effects as conditioners for poultry. Ey
its use the vitality and strength of
the hen is, increased, more fertile
eggs are produced and stronger and
more healthful chickens are hatched.
Use I Jess' Poultry Pan-a-eea and you
will raise better and stronger chicks
and a larger percentage of hatches.
llESS LOUSE KILLER
This is a specific remedy for freeing
poultry and all animals from
lice, mites, and vermin of every
kind. It is sure in its work and results.
Try it.
YORK DRUG STORE
tup rrTV nvr a di/tt
inc uii in/taa?i
When you want the BEST MEAT
sold In Yorkville every day In the
year, come or phone the CITY MARKET.
I select and buy my cattle
myself, and do the cutting and handling
of It in the Market and I assure
you that you will get something nice
and fresh.
HAM AND BACON?
Why do you buy a whole or piece of
Bacon when you can get it sliced and
ready to fry from me, but I will sell
it either way, to suit the customer, at
the Right Price.
I WAN r TO BUY?
All the good fat Hens and other
Poultry that I can get. Also Eggs and
Butter.
C. F. SHERER, Proprietor.
Hoosier Corn Planters
You doubtless know that we sell
the celebrated Hoosier Corn Planter
and whether you know it or not, we
want you to know that it is recognized
all over the country as the Most
Dependable Planter ever built.
We have sold dozens of Hoosiers
and if you want to know something
about Hoosier Reliability ask the man
?Your neighbor?who has one, and
then see us.
COM HI N ATION PLANTERS
We also sell the Roderick Lean
Cotton and Corn Planter, and
this is recognized everywhere as
the best Combination Planter on
the market. Come and see us before
you buy a Planter.
CARROLL BROS.
ALL SIZES^TO ^
Among are here in the best and most
reliable WINDOW SHADES, made of
the best and most durable material,
in a variety of colors, and well mounted.
and provided with patent rollers.
They are all quick and easy in action,
and never get out of order. Fringed
and plain bottoms. The quality is so
good that you wonder when you hear
the prices. You are invited to examine
them.
YORK FURNITURE CO.
Farm Hardware
Now that Spring weather has arrived
and farm work is on, you will
proDaoiy neea mure ur icao ra.nu
Hardware ? Plow Shapes, Stocks,
Handles, Plow Lines, Hames, Trace
Chains, Horse Collars, Mule and
Horse Shoes, Xails, Hoes, Shovels, etc.
See us for what you may need. We
have what you want and can interest
you in prices. If you need a Portable
Forge for blacksmith work, just
see us.
Give your Mules, Horses, Cattle,
Pigs and Poultry Pratt's Poultry
Powders.
If you want the very best Flour?
try a sack of MELROSE?it always
pleases particular people.
Yorkville Banking & Mer. Co,
REAL ESTATE
Know all men by these presents that
I am prepared to give you efficient advice.
My offerings are numerous and attractive.
Drop in and let's talk the
matter over.
John X. O'Farrell Residence?On
Charlotte Street. 5-room dwelling.
About 1-acre lot. Don't delay If
you warn u.
M. E. Plexieo Residence?On King's
Alt. Street. Nice piece of property,
and the price is right. What say
YOU?
Miss Ida dcLoaeh Residence?On
Cartwright Avenue. Take a look.
Now Listen?I have a beautiful lot
on East Liberty Street, part of Steele
property. 100 feet front, that's a
bargain for some one. See me.
Miss Rosa B. Steele 40-Aere Farm?
Adjoining J. W. Betts and others.
It's up to you.
I'm at your service. If you don't
see what you want, ask me about it.
Geo. W. Williams
REAL ESTATE BROKER.
W Send The Enquirer your orders
for Typewriter Ribbons. All kinds.
Holeproof I
FOR MEN, WOMEN,
MISSES and CHILDREN ?
Six Pairs Guaran- 2
teed Six Months jp
$1.50, $2, $3 Box
ALL SIZES-ALL COLORS^/
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LORD BALTIMORE C
We have been selling LORD I
"AS GOOD AS THE NAME"?for i
a Suit of these popular Clothes fall
expectation of their buyers. In (
SHIP they are without an equal?i
the PRICE needs no argument.
TROUSERS FOR
We have just opened a superb
and Boys, ranging in quality from
upward to Pants for Dress Wear,
not think you will find their superl
MEN'S TROUSERS
BOYS' TROUSERS
WEAR A ROYAL
Then YOU are sure to be Perfect
The ROYAL line stands in the v?
Measure Clothing. At no point in I
ing of the cloth to the pressing of
least slight.ng of a detail that will
in Men's Made-to-Measure Clothin
you an idea as to Styles, Qualities i
artee PERFECT FITTING GARM
FANCY AND HE/
Please Remember that we ab
OF HEAVY AND FANCY GROCE
are always pleased to quote prices
PRICES on Groceries in large or si
BLACKMAN'S STOCK, CATTLE,
We sell these well known Stc
cause we believe they at least equi
...... atnnb onil Dm,Itrv Pnwriers <1
Z cVlljr oiwcn U.IIU & vu<?< j ? w,,--.- _
to use these for Best results. We i
We also sell LOOKOUT INSE<
destroying Vermin on Poultry. Don
it does it thoroughly.
J. M. STROUP - E\
BARRED PLYMOUTH ROCKS
I HAVE Three Pens of Pure Bred
B. P. Rocks?strong, healthy, vigorous
stock, and am now booking orders
for eggs for hatching. Good at
$1.00; Better at $1.50, and the Best at
$2.00 per 15. Fertility guaranteed.
M. S. CARROLL, Filbert, S. C.
8?jan 27 t.f. mar 27?26t.
Royal Pressing Club
H. D. DORSETT, Prop.
As warm weather comes on you will
very probably want yopr Light Weight
Clothes that have been put away all
winter, CLEANED, PRESSED and
MENDED and put in shape for wear.
We are especially well prepared to do
this work (as well as all other kinds
of work of this kind) and will do
your work promptly. Phone and we
wil send for your Clothes for Cleaning,
Pressing or Mending.
WORK TOR LADIES?
Cleaning, Pressing arid Dyeing will*
be given prompt attention and at reasonable
charges.
You will And our place on the Corner?Main
and Madison Streets?in
the Dobson Building.
R. D. DORSETT, Prop.
I have sold all the Mules and Horses
I advertised for sale.
Phone 149.
FOR SALE
136 Acre??The Wells Place, the
property of R. N. Plaxco, a very flne
farm. High state of cultivation.
I have had many Inquiries about the
County Home Lands?First Tract: 90
acres, on Reck Hill road; also 137 acres
join J. L. Moss. I must sell this land
At Once. . If You want it, tee Me at
Once?It is a good money maker.
County Home Farm?90 Acres, joining
T. L. Carroll, $25.00 Acre.
140 Acres?Joining R. R. Love, J. L.
** " 1 ~ if A/tAnf KAII nm
.moss ana omera. luugniiikcuL ?????
land in this tract. See me.
Cottage Home?Of W. C. Miller, on
Charlotte road, near Ancona Mill.
300 Acres?Property of D. A. Whisonant,
Joins J. W. Quinn and others
Price $10.00
40 Acres?Property of John Barnett,
joining farm of J. R. Connolly and Wm.
Harrison Est. lands.
100 Acres?Known as the Dorster
place, about 1 1-2 miles from Philadelphia
church and school. If sold
during February, I will take the small
sum of $20.00 an acre for it.
409 Acres?Near Lowryville, $25.00
per acre.
I desire to say to my friends that I
have property that I can cut up in
small tracts and sell on long terms.
The Quinn estate land?On King's
Mt. road, adjoining Frank Riddle's
Neil place and others, am willing to
cut this into smaller farms to suit the
purchaser.
The residence of the late Dr. J. B.
Allison, Joining the new Presbyterian
Manse. Can be cut into two Deauuiui
building: lots.
The property of Dr. Mack White on
King's Mountain Street, also 2 dwellings,
property of Quinn Wallace, et al,
on Kind's Mountain Street. This property
will be sold quickly and if you
want it, see me.
I have for sale three of the Finest
Farms in York county, and they are
very cheap at the price; to wit:
The John Black?Henry Massey
homestead.
000 Acres?The R. M. Anderson
Farm.
410 Acres?Of the S. M. Jones-Ware
Farm, about 4 miles from Rock Hill.
Also 18 acres, and a nice cottage,
beautifully located within the incorporate
limits of Yorkville. Read my
list of Farms and send me some offers.
1
Two Good Houses?On King's 1
Mountain Street.
J. C. WILBORN
United Confederate
Jacksonville, Fla., Ma
EXCURSION
SOUTHERN
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EXCURSION TICKETS will be on
and for trains scheduled to ar
May 8th, 1914, final limit returning,
limit may be obtained to June 4tl
than May 15th and payment of a f
Tickets will be good for stop c
tlons at which there are Agents.
Side Trip Excursion Tickets v
points In Alabama, Georgia, Floridi
Havana, Cuba, May 6th to 10th in
limit returning June 2nd, 1914, witl
For further information, apply
way or
W. E. McGEE,
Asst. Gen'l Ihiss. Agent,
Columbia. S. C.
iosiery?
JLOTHES FOR BOYS
BALTIMORE BOYS' CLOTH/ES?
several seasons and never yet has
ed to come up to every reasonable w
QUALITY, STYLE, WORKMANand
at the prices they are offered
$240 to $10.00 a Suit
MEN AND BOYS
line of ODD TROUSERS for Men
the "Every Day" Work Pants on !
In Qualities and Patterns we do
lor at the prices?SEE THEM
$1.00 to $6.00 Pair ^
50 CTS. to $2.00 Pair ~
TAILORED SUIT I
ly Fitted and Correctly Dressed.
>ry front rank of Men's Made-tothelr
manufacture from the weav- ^
the finished garment is there the
go to the production of the BEST
g. Won't you call and let us give
and Prices? We Personally Ouar[ENTS.
kVY GROCERIES
ways carry a COMPLETE LINE 1
RIES of the BEST Qualities. We %
and we are quite sure that OUR
mall quantities will interest you. ;
HOG AND POULTRY POWDER ]
>ck and Poultry preparations be3.1,
tf they do not surpass In merit
n the market. Now is the time w
Guarantee Satisfaction.
2T POWDER, made especially for
nestle Animals, and elsewhere and
fERYTHim STORE
NOTICE
THE Democratic Clubs of York
County are hereby called to meet
at their respective precincts on SAT- <r
URDAY, APRIL 25TH, for the purpose
of re-organization, elect officers,
1 county executive committeman,
and delegates, 1 delegate for every
25 enrolled members or majority
fraction thereof, to attend the County
Democratic Convention, which will ^
meet at the Court House at 12 m.,
Flirt Monday In May, 1914.
By order of the County Democratic
Executive Committee.
W. W. LEWIS, County Ch'm.
Geo. W. Williams, secretary.
30. t. 2t.
Are You Painting *
This Spring?
See us for the PAINTS, OILS, VAR- NISHSS;
POTTTv tJLASS, etc., or W
perhaps you would like for us to do
the Job complete, furnishing PAINTS,
etc., and DOING THE WORK. Either
way will suit us. Let us give you
figures.
BUILDERS' HARDWARE
If you expect to do any kind of
building and need any kind of HARDWARE,
see us for what you need.
You will find us RIGHT on QUALITY
and PRICE.
Don't buy anything in LUMBER
until you get our prices.
J. J. KELLER & CO. %
$1,000.00 REWARD
Will be paid to any
Hone who can prove
that Indian New
Discovery will not
do as represented. It
has cured hundreds
and thousands of ^
aches and pains,
why should it disappoint
You?
Recommended by
Eleven Prominent Practicing Physicians.
On Sale at Your Drug Store.
Prices, 50 Cts. and 91.00 per Bottle. f
Dr. Nanzetta: Oct. 21, 1913.
Any one can say Just what they like
about your medicine. I say it is the
best I ever used in extraction. I know
what I am talking about. I defy any
one to say it is not good. Resp.,
E. J. HINSON, D. D. S.,
Lancaster, S. C.
Timmonsville, S. C.
I find Indian New Discovery a reliable
remedy. 40
(Signed) M. J. MATTHEWS, M. D. ~
Danville, Va., Aug. 17, 1912.
It was an absolute cure for my pain.
Signed, (Police) DRESCOTT,
Danville Police Force.
Indian New Discovery is good as
gold.
(Signed) Miss PATTIE FAULKNER.
Matron Danville Orphanage.
Fries, Va.
Indian New Discovery is fine.
(Signed) W. T. McOUIRE, D. D. S.
Ellison, Va.
Have been using Indian New Discovery
in my home since 1908, and
would not be without it.
(Signed) W. E. OLIVER, M. D.
Hlllsvilie, Va. |f
I can recommend Indian New Discovery
as a good reliable remedy for
all that it is recommended for.
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For Sale at YORK DRUG STORE, and ?
CITY PHARMACY, Clover, S. C.
Veterans' Reunion
y 6th, 7th, 8th, 1914
FARES VIA
RAILWAY
It OF THE SOUTH
sale MAY 3RD TO 7TH inclusive
rive in Jacksonville before noon.
May 15th. An extension of final
ti by depositing tickets not later
ee of 50 cents.
wer at all Southern Railway Sta- ^
irill be sold from Jacksonville to
i, North and South Carolina, and
elusive, at very Low Rates; final
h Stop-Over privileges,
to Ticket Agents Southern Rail- ^
S. H. McLEAV,
District Pass. Agent.,
Columbia, S. C.