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Sumorous J f part went. Not Important.?Mr. Younghusband paced impatiently for hours after midnight up and down the cheerless bedroom floor. He was fretful and lonely, for his wife had taken her first postnuptial trip away from him. She would be away a whole week?a whole week of loneliness and anxiety. He pictured her equally?even more?distressed at the separation. Outside, to accentuate his misery, the rain streamed down in an unending torrent. The wind whistled a lugubrious wail as an accompaniment to his feelings, and the thunder put in a few well chosen orchestral effects. The doorbell began to ring violently Just as the clock struck 2. Mr. Younghusband listened with mixed Joy and fear. His wife, perhaps. His eager ear heard the Janitor, sleepy and erumbling. open the door. A messenegr boy, dripping and soaked, stood without the portal as the janitor unbolted the door. He N handed a saturated envelope to the janitor. "Mr. Younghusband." "Anything important?" "Naw, 'taint nothin'! A woman says her heart is breakin' for him in Boston."?Puck. Thought It Time.?The minister of a rural church gave out the hymn, "I Love to Steal Awhile Away," etc. The regular old precentor being absent, his function devolved upon a good old deacon who commenced, "I Love to Steal," and then broke down. Raising his voice a little higher he then sang, "I Love to Steal." At length, after a desperate cough, he made a final demonstration, and roared out, "I Love to Steal." The effort was too much. Every one but the parson was laughing. He rose, and with the utmost coolness said: "Seeing our brother's propensities, let us pray."?Tit Bits. Unimportant.?An old Scottish gentleman who was a great enthusiast on the golf links, and a young man who was equally enthusiastic about the game, had spent the entire day in the held, and had some remarkably close and exciting games. am ?h?v left for home, the old man remarked, while his rugged face lighted up with a pleasant smile: "Hey, men. hut it's been a gran' day!" "It has," assented the young man. "Think ye could come again on the morrow, laddie?" "Well," answered the young man, reflectively. "I was to be married, but I can put it off."?Lipplncott's. Testing Nephew's Knowledge.? There is a certain old German in Wilkesbarre, Pennsylvania, whose pride, like that of many self-made men, leads him at times into a sort of patronizing condecension toward those things he did not "have time for," when he was making his way in life. Upon the occasion of the graduation of a nephew, he asked: "Veil, Wilrelm, vot did they teach you up there?" "Greek and Latin," said the boy, "and German and algebra.* "So, so!" murmured the old German. "And vot's der algebra for potatoes, now?"?Youth's Companion. Hot a/id Heavy.?Mr. Kellogg was always teasing his wife: it was strange that she did not often, suspect the pitfalls he prepared for her. This time * * oai/1 ne came iiome iu uium, onu gravely, "Young White's wife gave it to him hot and heavy this morning." The Whites had been married but a few months, and Mrs. Kellogg promptly scented a scandal. "Fighting already? How dreadful," she continued. "Tell me about it." "Oh, she Just gave him one of the biscuits she made for breakfast," replied her husband.?Youth's Companion. Don't Tell All You Know.?The little daughter of the hostess looked long and inquiringly at the guest who she had been told was a very learned man and a professor. During a lull in the conversation she spoke up. "What do you do in college, please sir?" "I am a professor, my dear," was the reply. "I impart my knowledge to the students." "Then ir you Keep on mai way, she said soberly, "pretty soon you won't know anything yourself, will you?" The Chautauqua .Fee.?Apropos of the secretary of state's popularity as a lecturer, they are telling in Washington a story that is, no doubt quite false. "I lost $250 last night." So Mr. Bryan is said to have complained to one of his secretaries the other morning. "Lost $250! Not speculating, I hope, chief?" "No," said the secretary. "Talking in my sleep."?Louisville Post. A Useless Contribution.?"Mamma," said little Willie when they had returned to their own happy home, "is it true what the preacher said about some of the heathen not wearing any clothes?" "Yes, my dear," answered mamma, "it is unfortunately too true." "Then, mamma," was the rather surprising rejoinder of Willie, "what was the use of papa putting that button in the collection box?"?Philadelphia Telegraph. Funny Little Tyke.?Marjorle, aged five, had been given some chocolates of various sizes. Picking up a little one. she said: "This is a baby chocolate." and of a large one: "This is a mamma chocolate." She then swallowed the little one, and lifting the larger chocolate to her mouth to eat that also, she said: "Don't cry, baby, your mamma is a comln'."?Boston Transcript. Doee Not Print Stale News.?"Is this the newspaper office?" inquired an irate visitor. "It is," responded the man at the desk. "Didn't this paper say I was a liar?" "It did not." "Didn't it say I was a scoundrel?" "It did not." "Well, some paper said it." "Possibly it was our contemporary down the street," suggested the editor, as he picked up a paper weight, "for this paper never prints stale news."? Kxchange. Matter of Definition.?"Pop, tell me one thing." "What is it, my son?" "Is a suspended sentence a hanging matter?"?Baltimore American. pistfUanfous grading. AN EPIC OF TUCKER'S GULCH Thing Like Human Tornado Does Not Worry This Western Editor. This is a printer's story?the tale of one Murk Wallis, a member of that almost extinct tribe of printers errant who, in the days before the linotype, wandered from town to town, gathered little pelt but seeing many sides of life. It was told to the author by another printer, Hayden Carruth, and thus the story runs: "In the early days of the gold excitement in the Black Hills I was at Tucker's Gulch, working In the Dally Prospector office. Henry McNabb was the editor. He was a little sawed-oft sample of humanity, some live feet high, and weighing about 110 pounds. By some congenital misdeal, however, he had got, in the matter of combativeness, the disposition of a man twice as high and weighing "00 or 800 pounds. "The disproportion in Mr. McNabb's size and temper rendered it necessary to keep a fighting editor on the staff, and I, being a man of peace, this im poriani position was nem uy a primci named Snort?Reuben Snort?at least that is what he said his name was. and nobody felt disposed to question it. Reuben was large and square cornered. with craggy and beetling outlines. jutting lower jaw and a sheer height of six feet two. His head was round and evidently of granite formation and covered with a heavy growth of brindled hair. His nose had been broken in some cataclysm of the remote past, and his ears had also suffered. Take him all in all, he was of a stern and forbidding aspect and reminded the beholder of some of the wilder scenery along the Grand Canyon of the Colorado. He was an extensive and industrious consumer of tobacco, which he borrowed with beautiful impartiality from McNabb and me, or anybody else who had any to lend. In the matter of borrowing tobacco Reuben realized the universal brotherhood of man more nearly than any one I ever knew. "The entire editorial work was done by McNabb. He used to turn out from two to three columns a day, which we set up and printed off. Our office was above a liquor store called the Happy Home. Domestic difficulties seemed to be characteristic of the Happy Home, and the report of firearms was frequent, and occasionally a carelessly aimed bullet would come ripping through the floor and pass out by way of the celling. This made McNabb nervous, and he finally had a heavy oak floor laid #ver the other, which in a manner did away with the annoyance, though some of the patrons of the Happy Home, notably one William Brower, of Double Eagle Canyon, carried such uncomomnly heavy firearms that the oak planks offered inadequate resistance to the flight of their bullets. "But before I speak further of the genial Brower I must refer to a difficulty under which the office labored. This was lack of 'sorts' in the type. Capital W'8 and H's would run short nearly every day, while lower case n's, s's and some other letters would frequently fail us. McNabb came to show great ingenuity in avoiding the use of the letters in which there was a deficiency. Thus he would speak of the 'great and glorious capital city of this nation, instead of referring to it simply as Washington when we reported a growing scarcity of W's, and if s's failed, when writing of a new mine he would check his impulse to say that 'samples of ore assayed $100 per ton' and observe that a fragment examined in the approved manner indicated $100 per ton.' It was a very ingenious subterfuge. But even with this letters would sometimes run out, when wo would do the best we could, and I remember an item which appeared in this shape: 'James Thompxon of Spearfixh, wax in town yexterday. He reportx that the new xmelter ix in full blaxt. We wixh the Oonxolidatei company xuccexx." McNabb could easily have replenished the type with the necessary sorts, but he never did. No bad results of the lack were ever experienced till on the occasion of a visit to town from Mr. William Brower, before mentioned. Mr. Brower was a large, quarrelsome man, given to liquor. About once a month he would come from Double Eagle Canyon and spend a loud and hilarious week in town, if not sooner crippled by a well-timed bullet or chased out by a sheriffs posse. McNabb never had any trouble with him. Indeed, he rather welcomed his visits as they were productive of local news. "It happened on the occasion of one of Brower's periodical incursions that we ran short of capital B's. Usually these held out pretty well, but there was a long reading notice of a coming circus that day and they always ate up capitals in a surprising manner. There were lines about the 'Bounding Beasts of the Jungle,' the 'Bow-Backed Behemoth of the Bottomless Bog,' the 'Conglomeration of Living and Breathless Wonders Bought with the sacrifice of Billows of Blood and Billions of Bullion,' and so forth. "Along in the afternoon McNabb saw Brower, and came in and wrote a personal about him. When I took i from the copy hook and saw that it called for capital B's, being anxious to avoid all misunderstandings where Brower was concerned, 1 said to McNabb: "The upper case B's are all out. Can't we get around this somehow?' " 'Like to know how you'd do it,' he said, with a scowl, glancing over the copy, and shaking his head discouragingly. " 'Then we might pull some of the cap B's in the circus notice, and substitute lower case,' I suggested. " 'Can't afford to offend an advertiser these hard times. Put it as usual when we're short of a capital,' retorted McNabb, turning away from me, and thereby closing the debate. "The next morning this item came out in the Prospector: " 'We noticed the genial bill brower of Double Eagle Canyon in our midst yesterday. He is a whole-souled man, and will stay a week.' "It was about 2 o'clock that afternoon wher 1 heard heavy steps on the outside stairs, and suspected that Brower was coming. I was setting up one of McNabb's editorials on 'The Orderly Character of Tucker's Gulch' when the door opened, and I saw my suspicions had been well founded. Bill Brower towered before us. His genial eye was of the color of an autumn sunset, and the flavor of his breath filled the office like an inrolling fog. He stepped to McNabb, carrying a copy of the paper with an unsteady finger on the offensive item, and said: "See here, you insec', what you using them there ornery little b's fer when you mention a gentleman in this yere shotgun wad of yourn?" "McNabb kept on writ!t?g and never looked up. " 'We used them because we didn't have any smaller ones,' he replied, calmly after a pause that seemed an eternity. "The whole-souled Hrower drew back in astonishment; then he dashed the paper on the tloor, and said: " 'Do you know what I'm going to do to a reptile about your size? I'm goin' to take him up and carry him out and pound the surface of the yearth with him! I'm goin' to wear out the main street of this town with him! It's goin' to take the pathmaster two days to repair the road after I get done with ye!' "He stepped toward McNabb, who simply remarked as he scratched away, 'Reub!' in a gentle, half-reproving tone. This individual laid down his composing stick and strode over like the shadow of a great storm advancing across the desert. He seized the dissatisfied visitor by the collar and drew him back. The struggle which follow ed was titanic. The first thing which was overturned was the stove. Next the job press went, and then a flftypound keg of black news ink. McNabb never looked up from his desk. "I found afterward that he was writing an article on "The Advantages in Our Midst Offered to a Good Class of Settlers.' Part of the time the two men were down on the floor rolling in the ink. The uproar was something deafening. I kept up my work on 'The Orderly Character of Tucker's Gulch' as much as possible, but I could not resist the temptation to watch the struggle out of the corner of my eye. Once the visiting earthquake was using the mallet to pound the head of the resident tornado, who responded with a brass-lined galley, but neither seemed to make any impression on the unyielding countenance of the other. After a time Reuben got some sort of a purchase on his antagonist and pushed him through the light pine door, smashing it utterly. I heard them struggling on the landing of the head of the stairs outside, then suddenly there was a series of thumps which shook the building. McNabb tucked his pen W/vUIm/3 Kia "ft * nn tho 1AGQP uriiiuu inn vui , p,uii.vivu uj/ ?>*v -wwwleaves of manuscript and said: " 'Something seems to he falling yearthward.' "Just then Reub came in and went back to his case, carelessly, as if he had been out to mail a letter. " 'Do we need to use cap B's for him?" asked McNabb. " 'It ain't necessary,' answered Reub. "McNabb scratched off an item, and this is the way in appeared the next morning: " 'bill brower, of Double Eagle Canyon, made us a pleasant call yesterday. bill brower is one of nature's noblemen,. a good neighbor and a jovial companion. Drop in again, billy, when you have time to make a longer stay.' "And as long as 1 stayed there we chronicled the movements of the gentleman from Double Eagle Canyon always with lower case b's, no matter how many big ones there were."?Kansas City Star. The Tongue of Scandal.?A scandal monger has come to grief in Georgia; has gone to the penitentiary, at least nas oeen senienceu mere rur iweivc months. And justly so. This young man, with his glib tongue, went about his community uttering untruths about a young woman. The girl's father sought his indictment and punishment. The case came up in Gwinnett county. Readers of the Chronicle will recall it, it having been given in the news columns at the time. An extract from the telegram, under an Athens, Ga., date, is: "Scandal and careless talk bv men about women and by women about other women will be materially lessened in Georgia if there are many cases in many counties like the one tried in the adjacent county of Gwinnett this week, when Luther Terry, a white boy. was sent to the chaingang for 12 months, without a chance to pay a fine, for defaming the good name of a girl who had, at her father's command, instructed him to cease paying attentions to her. The tales he told persist No Sub Return to d stitutes sent ] ing Powder, stitute for ROYAL, cream of tartar bal healthful. Powder stitutes are made i Lee's Prepared Agricultural Lime I IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED AS A FERTILIZER FOR BOTH CORN AND COTTON. AS WELL I AS A TOP-DRESSER FOR OATS. PREVENTS BUD WORMS IN CORN. SHEDDING IN COTTON KEEPS CROPS GREEN AND GROWING. I HAVE IT IN STOCK? I ALSO HANDLE ALL OTHER KINDS OF FERTILIZERS. _LOinS_ROTH GETTING TH M Speaking before the Economic C VZ lip. President of the National City Bi "I stand charged with the < dent of the largest Bank in tl X A the officers of this Bank? L< exception, they are men whose Cy "I myself wore the blue ov 0 machine shop apprentice, f X A memories of boyhood began as * of Louisiana; another as a teJ Py Kansas; another as a news bo it "I could go through the wl Xiv most humble beginnings, the kff ty to duty and of improvemer Py served to separate these men 1 J they did, but who are, instead 7 a the starting point." L f FIDELITY IX) DUTY?Sums Ay ceeding their fellows. The records VII derlip should be an incentive to i business, occupation or pursuit of 1 ? FIRST NATK J A YORK VII,I ently were damaging and In court proven" untrue. This is the first case of the kind that lawyers of this section recall. The act was passed in 1909." Splendid! Of late days men?especially young men?are becoming too quick of tongue, too free of speech, and too swift of gab in speaking in detriment of young women.?Augusta Chronicle. RECORDS OF REVOLUTION Documents of War of Independence Scattered. It is not creditable to the United States that there should never have been anything like a complete publication of the documents of the Revolutionary war. All the records of the war of the rebellion, Union and Confederate, have been published in an interminable series of volumes, or the completion of the publication is near. But the records of the war in which this nation was born are still very largely in manuscript and scattered through the state, war and navy departments and the congressional library, the archives of the thirteen states, and an assortment of historical societies. Force's American archives end in the early days of the Revolution. The orderly books of Gen. Washington have never been printed in full. They have only been printed for isolated periods of a few weeks or a few months or a year or two. There is a vast amount of correspondence of great historical value which is in manuscript and scattered. Most of the papers of Gen. Knox and Baron von Steuben are In manuscript. The dally reports of Lieut. Col. Fleury to Washington from Fort Mifflin during the bombardment, one of the most stirring episodes of any war, are accessible only in some fragments or extracts published as footnotes in the works of Washington and in the biography of William Bradford, of this city. Botton's book, "The Private Soldier Under Washington," contains, among other illustrations a facsimile of the first page of Washington's orderly book, dated July 3, 1775. Therein Washington is described as "Commander-in-Chief of the armies of the United States of America." But his own commission ran in the name of the united colonies, and it was a year and a day later that the United States of America were launched upon the tide of time. It ought to be possible to explain this without visits to the Congressional Library and the war department, at which latter manuscripts are not easily seen, but it is not The explanation is that the illustration was made from the Varrick transcript made about 1781, and the transcriber changed the language to make it fit the conditions when he worked, Ave years after the Declaration of Independence. Last year congress appropriated $32,000 for the publication of the Revolutionary records, under this singular impression, it Is said, that this would suffice for the work. It only began It, and another 132,000 was asked this year, with the explantlon that the total expense will amount to $1,000,000. The urgent denciency hill nas Deen reported without the item. Perhaps It is not exactly an urgent deficiency, but the United States of America ought not to grudge the expense of publishing all the existing records of the revolutionary war and enough money ought to be appropriated to push' the interesting work to an early conclusion. Fame Within Reach.?"At last," cried the musician. "I have fame within my grasp." "How so?" asked his wife who had heard the same thing before. "You know Mendelssohn's Wedding March and the marvelous repute it brought him?" said the musician. "Yes, but what of it?" "Well, I'm going to write a divorce march."?London Tit-Bits. Out of nearly $20,000,000 spent last year in the treatment and prevention of tuberculosis in the United States, 69.3 per cent of the money was derived from public funds, either Federal, state, county or municipal. ? stitutes tie grocer all subpou for Royal Bak- j There is no sub- j Royal is a pure, king powder, and s offered iis subTom alum. THE UU MARKE T WANTS TO BUYEGGS BUTTER CHICKENS TURKEYS GEESE DUCKS CURED COUNTRY HAM 3 AND WILL PAY SPOT CASH. C. F. SHERER, Proprietor. [EIR START | lub, New York, Frank A. Vander- ^ t ink of that city, had this to say: j? iffence of being the presi- j 2 le United States. Who are * ?t me tell yon. with a single ' boyhood stalled in poverty. eralis of a farm hand and a J 'lit* ui ijui viur picBiucui o ( a cott?n picker in the fields Ay teller in a country school in V? y in the streets of Chicago. hole list and tell you of the 31 greatest sacrifices, of fldeli- JSy it of opportunities that have y from others who started as I. ending not much ahead of up the reason of those men ex- V# i of these men given by Mr. Vaneach of us. no matter what our A* Ife is. f 3 ONAL BANK K jE, s. c. jjj OF LOCAL INTEREST Some P<?oplu We Know, and We Will Profit by Hearing About Them. This is a purely local event. It took place in Yorkvllle. Not in some faraway place. You are asked to investigate it. Asked to believe a citizen's statement. Any article that is endorsed nt home Is more worthy of confidence Than one you know nothing about. Endorsed by unknown people. A. D. Dorsett, merchant. Charlotte, St.. Yorkviile, S. C.. says: "For fifteen years I suffered from weak back and kidneys. * There were pains in my loins and the secretions from my kidneys did not pass regularly. Some time ago. I got a supply of Doan's Kidney Pills from the York Drug Store and iney gave me piump. rain. Price 50c, at all dealers. Don't aimply ask for a kidney remedy?get Doan's Kidney Pills?the same that Mr. DorBett had. Foster-Mllburn Co.. Props., Buffalo, N. Y". J. A. Sherer J. W. Quinn SHERER & QUINN HORSE FEED If you feed horses and mules, let us sell you your feedstufTs?we have all of the standard feeds, as well as Corn and Oats, and you will find our prices close We also sell Mixed Feeds for Chickens. GARDEN" SEEDS We have a complete assortment of the Beat Garden Seeds? Seed Irish Potatoes and Onion Sets and will be pleased to fiupply you. GROCERIES Everything we have In Fancy and Heavy Groceries is Freeh and of a quality that will satisfy you. New shipment of S. C. GROWN CABBAGE .lust arrived. SHEREIl & QUINN House Furnishings The Annual Spring cleaning day is coming to your house soon, and you will doubtless find a place here and there that you will need a new piece of FURNITURE, or perhaps a New Rug, an Art Square, etc. Can we supply your wants? If you will give us the opportunity we can. Can furnish any Odd Pieces you might want or Suits as you may wish. Let us show you. It will give i.s pleasure to ? ? - ' - ?J I' n?o nf mase special urutia n. juu ><? . something special. REMEMBER THAT WE FRAME PICTURES. REPAIR BICYCLES. REPAIR SEWING MACHINES, SELL NEEDLES AND MACHINE REPAIRS RE-TIRE GO-CARTS. CARROLL FURNITURE CO Oh, You Chicken! The newest novelty In Finger Rings?Sou.venlrs?for children and misses, is the "OH, YOU CHICKEN." It is made of sterling silver filigree, with an Easter chick in colored enamel. It is a very attractive novelty and will e8ipeclftlly please the little folks. BIG BEN CLOCKS? All the world is getting up at the command of BIG BEN ALARM CLOCKS?Intermittent and Continuous Ring?and easily the BEST alarm clock ever put on the market. Of course I sell them. YOU need one? $2.60 and worth the price. FOUNTAIN PENS When you need one, let me show you what I have. I sell the GENUINE Waterman and the Parker Lucky Curve, and can fit your hand and your pocketbook. T. W. SPECK, Jeweler PLANTING THE weather is getting right for planting potatoes and other garden seeds. Don't forget to bring your bag. Fresh spring caboages with fat back. Streaks of lean and fat will make you healthy, wise and fat. We carry a lot of elegant candies 10c to 20c a pound? good enough for King William or any one else who likes candy. Cleaning up generally in the spring? Naptha Washing Powders, Bon Ami are good and sanitary. Some FLOUR at $2.50 to $2.75 a sack. Its going. The FIND Coffee is going right along and I keep it all the time. I want You who have never tried it to buy one package and get a piece of crockery. Vrm will p.imo n f n iri I an buying Hides all the time. Don't let bugs and worms destroy them. W. H. HERNDON Garden Plowing STABLE MANURE?We can furnish Stable Manure for garden use In any quantity at any time. See us. In addition'to our regular Livery and Drayiig business, we are also at all times ready to do your GARDEN PLOWING. As soon as your garden is dry enough to plow, let us know and we will do your plowing for you without delay. Phone us. LIVERY If you want a turnout, single or double, for pleasure or business driving, we can furnish what you want and you will find our charges most reasonable. DRAYING We are always ready to do all kinds of Light aid Heavy Hauling, either in town or country. Let us do yours. M. E. PLEXICO & SON FUTTITS JL JL 'k. V/ M. JL. K^r EAT more Fruits and you will have better Health. Good Fruits help the Digestion and all good doctors recommend the free eating of Fruits. You can always find Choice Fruits at this store. Let us supply you. X. I,. PRODUCTS? You will also find here a select line of the products of the National Biscuit Co.?Crackers and Fancy Cakes. Ol'It RESTAURANT? When you are hungry, remember our Restaurant is always ready to quickly supply your wants. THE KANDY KITCHEN TOHX DEMAS, Proprietor. PARTRIIXfrE PLYMOUTH EGOS FOR Setting, pure stock, 51.Ou per setting of 13 eggs. Replaced at half price if less than seven are fertile. W. C. QUINN. 21 3t. pd. Smyrna, No. 2. New Spri Many of Oar Staph Now on Displaychandise is comin, is in New York b Take a Tip from chandise before 1 The Yorkville Lester Pianos We are local Sales Agents for the Famous LESTER PIANO?We have one of these famous Instruments in stock, and if you are at all interested in a PIANO we would be pleased to have you call and examine the LESTER?hear its sweet, rich tones, and try its smooth actions while playing. We can make it quite interesting in the matter of prices, and will make terms of payment that will be quite satisfactory to you. At least, do us the favor of calling and making a close examination of this LESTER PIANO. If you are at all interested in Pianos. York Furniture Company Rebuilt Typewriters for sale at The Enquirer Office. || A watch for & When you go off roughing it going to give yourself all the v> keeping an expensive watch c safe ? Or are you going to t INGERSOLL WATCH $ I FOR SALE BY ILgs Yorkvllle Hardwa Fertilizer Clemson has analyzed the following: Fertilizers for us this season and below we give you their findings: 9?2?2 9.21?2.80?2.05 8?3?3 8.76 1.00?3. IS 8?3?3 8.57?3.30?3.71 These goods run from $2.00 to $4.00 above the Guarantee. They are well pulverized and thoroughly dry. They are made by the Palmetto Guano Co. We can have them made as you want. They ammoniate with Meal. Blood, Tankage, Fish and Bone. The best ammoniates that can be used. Will nourish the plant from start to finish. Be sure to have your boy to join the Palmetto Corn Club. Prizes, $15.00, tiu.uu ana *o.uu. mere is nu ueuer Fertilizer made than the PALMETTO. See us for Fertilizer. YORK SUPPLY COMPANY WHOLESALE AND RETAIL A Man am MOST MEN?especially the his Hosiery. Most men have exp out a pair of socks and finding th and many times has put them on discomfort of his feet. There isn annoyance. Buy a Box?a Hal HOSIERY and your Sock troub HOLEPROOF HOSIERY?Six I WEAR R'X MONTHS WITIIOU1 ing a big shipment of HOLEPRC HOLEPROOF SILK HOSE. Thre Three months. Try HOLEPROO HOLEPROOF HOSIERY fo ARROW BRAND COLLARS We are especially looking foi LINEN COLLARS. We have J ARROW LINEN COLLARS and Shapes?Priced up to 25 CTS. E 5 YOU WILL BE ROYALLY DRI If you will let us take your r SUIT. Some Made-to-Measure C CLOTHES, but better Clothes th; made. Come and see the Sprin our prices and then let us take Yi if you are in any special hurry. I J. M. STROUP - E YOU CAN GET MOST ANYTHING YOU WANT TO EAT AT THIS STORE SEE ME FOR? CHEWING TOPACCO SMOKING TOBACCO CIGARS CHASE AND SANBORN COFFEE AND TEAS I. W. JOHNSON THE COFFEE AND TEA STORE. STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA. County of York. IN TIfE PROBATE COURT By L. R. Williams, Probate Judge of York County. WHEREAS J. N. CAROTHERS has applied for Letters of Administration on all and singular, the goods and chattels, rights and credits of Mrs. SUSAN C. FARRIS, late of the County aforesaid, deceased: These are, therefore to cite and admonish all and singular the kindred and creditors of the said deceased, to be and appear before me at our next Probate Court for the said county, to be hoiden at York Court House on the 26TH DAY OF MARCH, 1914, to shew cause, if any, why the said Administration should not be granted. Given under my Hand and Seal, this 7th day of March, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and fourteen and in the 138th year of American Independence. L. R. WILLIAMS, Probate Judge of York County. 20 t 2t WW Send The Enquirer your orders for Typewriter Ribbons. All kinds. | ing Goodsi Spring Goods Are - Other Spring ' g daily?Mr. Kassler uying more goods? Us and See Oar Mer- f roa bay. Bargain House. Do You Need Glasses? TV?o PVIT lu a mnaf Imnnrtnnt nrean of the human body and should be taken care of. If YOUR EYES ache or burn after using them a long time YOU need them tested and FITTED with glasses that will correct this. If YOU now wear GLASSES that in any way make YOUR eyes tired or head ache, they ARE NOT WHAT YOU NEED and should be changed. WE GUARANTEE ALL GLASSES FIT BY US to give ABSOLUTE SATISFACTION and COMFORT, or Your money back. Remember THIS Store when you want the BEST in Toilet Articles. SHIEDER DRUG STORE THE NYAL STORE W For the Beet Job Printing send your orders to The Enquirer Office. reCo.^^^^^l_ Of Importance to the Farmer If you are a farmer we wish to Impress on you the many advantages as well as the convenience of doing busl~ l?V mio Donlr IICOO null WHO VMUO. Right now, at the commencement of spring, is a good time to put your business on a systematic basis. * After you have once used the check plan of paying all bills you will realize the risk of the haphazard loose-money-in-the-pocket method you are now using. This bank will be pleased to furnish you with a bank book and checks when you make your first deposit. Bank of Hickory Grove HICKORY GROVE, 8. C. I His Socks genus Bachelor?has trouble with erienced the "pleasure'' of getting em full of holes?not even darned, ?holes and all?very much to the ,'t any need of this discomfort and f Dozen Pairs?of HOLEPROOF les are forgotten. Every Box of Pairs?are GUARANTEED TO r DARNING. We are now show)OFS, just in?All Sizes, all Colors, e Pairs to the Box, Guaranteed for C unsimv Thov nlpftsp r Men. Women and Children. p the man who Is hard to please in list received a large shipment of have all the Newest Styles and ach. issed neasure for a KOYAL TAILORED lothes sell for more than ROYAL an ROYAL CLOTHES never wero g Samples and Style Sheets, get OUR measure. Delivery in a week '"'it, Yes, We Guarantee the Fit. VERYTHING STORE $1,000.00 REWARD Will be paid to any one who can prove that Indian New jspy Discovery will not UU oo icj/ivgeuwvw< *? has cured hundreds 'JkSbB^H and thousands of aches and pains, why should it dis: appoint You? Recommended by Eleven Prominent Practicing Physicians. On Sale at Your Drug Store. Prices, 50 Cts. and $1.00 per Bottle. For Sale at YORK DRUG STORE, and CITY PHARMACY, Clover, S. C. 1W Send The Enquirer your orders for Typewriter Ribbons. All kinds. REAL ESTATE Know all men by these presents that I am prepared to give you efficient advice. My offerings are numerous and attractive. Drop in and let's talk the matter over. John X. O'Farrell Residence?On Charlotte Street. 5-room dwelling. About 1-acre lot. Don't delay if you want it. M. E. Plexieo Residence?On King's Mt. Street. Nice piece of property, and the price is right. What say YOU? Miss Ida deLoaeli Residence?On Cartwright Avenue. Take a look. Now Listen?I have a beautiful lot on East Liberty Street, part of Steele property. 100 feet front, that's a bargain for some one. See me. ] Miss Rosa 11. Steele 40-Acre Farm? Adjoining J. W. Betts and others. It's up to you. I'm at your service. If you don't see what you want, ask me about it. Geo. W. Williams REAL ESTATE BROKER. Builders' Hardware tm When you are ready to build any- ^ thing, whether a shed, fence or residence. you will find that Hardware of one sort or another is an Important item of the cost. We can help you here. We buy In large quantities for our own building operations and carry practically everything coming under the classification of Builders' Hardware, including \alls, Screws. ^ Hinges, Butts, Locks Valley Tin, ^ Hooflngs, Window Weights, Sash Cords. Hasps, etc., and besides carry a full line of the Best Paints, Oils, Varnishes. Putty, Glass, etc.. and are always glad to serve you and give you the advantage of the Very' Lowest ^ Prices. See us for your Hardware Needs. LUMBER PRODUCTS? Before buying anything in Lumber, rough or dressed, see us. It will pay you. J. J. KELLER & CO. FOR SALE * Cottage Home?Of W. C. Miller, on Charlotte road, near Ancona Mill. 300 Acres?Property of D. A. Whlsonant, Joins J. W. Qulnn and others Price 916.00 40 Acres?Property of John Barnett, * joining farm of J. R. Connolly and Wm. Harrison Est. lands. 100 Acres?Known as the Dorster place, about 1 1-2 miles from Philadelphia church and school. If sold during February, I will take the small sum of (20.00 an acre for it. 400 Acres?Near Lowryville, $26.00 per acre. I desire to say to my friends that I have property that I can cut up In 8piaH tracts and sell on long terms. The Quinn estate land?On King's Mt. road, adjoining Frank Riddle's Nell place and others, am willing to cut this into smaller farms to suit the purchaser. The residence of the l&te Dr. J. B. a Allison, joining the new Presbyterian Manse. Can be cut into two beautiful building lots. The property of Dr. Mack White on King's Mountain Street, also 2 dwellings. property of Quinn Wallace, et al, on Kin^s Mountain Street This property will be sold quickly and ir you want it, see me. I have for sale three of the Finest ? Farms in York county, and they are very cheap at the price; to wit: The John Black?Henry Massey homestead. 600 Acres?The R. M. Anderson Farm. 410 Acres?Of the 8. M. Jones-Ware # Farm, about 4 miles from Rock Hill. Also 18 acres, and a nice cottage, beautifully located within the incorporate limits of Yorkvllle. Read my list of Farms and send me some offers. Two Good House??On King's Mountain Street. T C. WILBORN Carhartt Overalls? # I SELL CARHARTT OVERALLS, and I KNOW that CARHARTT Overalls are the BEST sold on this market Know It by personal experience and by the testimony of others. CARHARTT Overalls sell a little higher f than other Overalls and they ARE WORTH MORE. CARHARTT Overalls are made of the BEST Denim, unadultrated?New, thoroughly well made. Have all sizes?Pants and also the Jackets. If you want the BEST try a pair of CARHARTT Overalls. FLOUR I sell FLOUR at 92.50 to 93.00 per A 100 Pounds. Now don't get the Idea ^ that my 12.50 Flour Is Just Flour?It is a way yonder better than most of the Flour you pay $2.76 and $3.00 for, and my $3.00 Flour is as good as Mr. Anybody's BEST. Try a Sack. The Flour will present the evidence. % Phone me your Grocery order*. A. D. DORSETT Charlotte St. Yorkrille, 8. C. Regarding the Monument + THE MONUMENT is the sole product of man which is expected to exist, without change or repair, for all time?beyond the memory that we cherish in our hearts, which is ouly as long as the span of life.' It may help v to form a record, but it is erected as a tribute of love to those who have passed to the "bourne from whence no traveler ever returns." As such let It be a thing of beauty, not dark and sombre, but bright and cheerful; not typifying earthly sorrow, but symbo'Jiing undying love. And as architecture is brought to us from the past by the tombs of the ancients, so let us pass on to those who follow in our steps, some worthy expression of our conceptlon of beauty. PALMETTO MONUMENT CO. JOS. G. SASSI, Prop. Phone 211 Yorkvllle, S. C. _ ^ Blank Books LEDGERS?Double and Single DAY BOOKS CASII BOOKS JOURNALS. We ha\e them. Let us supply you. You. Mr. Merchant, will want to open a nev set of Books on January 1st 1914. We have the books, in all of the popular sizes and in Qualities and _ at Prices that will please you. Come ~ and let us show you. We hope you and your business will be most prosperous during the year 1914. YORK DRUG STORE professional awards. D. D. COOK 9 DENTAL SURGEON CLOVER, - S. C. Office Hours from 8 to 12 a. m.t and 1 to ? 6 p. m.?Satisfaction Guaranteed. 21 f 4t Geo. W. 8. Hart Jos. E. Hart HART & HART ATTORNEYS AT LAW Yorkville 8. C. Witherspoon Big., Second Floor, Front. 'Phone (Office) No. 58 n P Pinlau J. A Marion FINLEY & MARION ATTORNEYS AT LAW Opposite Court HouM Yorkville, 8. C. Dr. B. G. BLACK. 4 Surgeon Dentist. Office second floor of the New McNeel Building. At Clover Tuesday and Friday of each week. JOHN R. HART r ATTORNEY AT LAW No. 3 Law Rang# YORKVILLE, ?. C.