Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, September 13, 1912, Image 1

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^ mTO^xxi-wBnS.^ l i qeist's sons, PubU.h.r., J % 4amil8 9??WI: 4s* promotion D)f (hij political, ^oqiat, ^grieulturat and ffommcrria! Jntercsis of th< ?mj4. { /PY CA?JT?' established 1855. yorkville, 8. c., fpiday, september ib, 191^. n"0. 74. VICTIM OF HI Police Officer Who I Murder of a Shy lot Old Vishnudass, grain merchant I and money lender of Talagaum, having recovered his monthly dues from clients in the surrounding villages, was riding homeward, well satisfied with his day's work. The proceeds of his collection were contained in a number of small bags cunningly concealed within the folds of his voluminous garments; and the melodious chink, chink of the silver rupees, as they jostled ?* ml?Vi avnrv mnvpmpnt nf his cat 11 uuiu nibu v ? v* j pony, sounded gratefully In the ears of the rider. Plump and bulky was the equestrian, as became a man of substance; lean and scraggy was his steed, as befltted the drudge of the most notorious skinflint in the district. Vishnudass prided himself on his honesty and rectitude?he owed not to any man; on the contrary, many men owed to him. He posed as a public benefactor, as a friend of the widow and orphan, always ready to relieve the poor in time of necessity. Relieve the poor he certainly did?of all their cash, spare or otherwise. Woe to the luckless wight whose name should once become inscribed in the books of the usurer. There it was likely to remain till his dying day. Far better would it have been for him to have hanged or drowned himself than to have signed a bond condemning himself and his dependents to life-long miiw?rv. Everv man has his own in terest at heart, which, In the case of Vlshnudass, figured out a trifle over 200 per cent Too much? Not a bit of it. He would have his bond to the last farthing, or the Sarkar (government) would know the reason why. Long live the Sarkar! Ij^lght the shadow of its omnipotence never grow lees. Why had law and justice been Instituted in India if not to enable Vishnudass and others of his kidney to drain the life blood from the hearts of the Indian ryots (cultivators) Let the human scarecrows toil and moll all day and every day, till the sweat streamed down their emaciated frames! What else were they made for? According: to the philosophy of Vishnudass. the peasant was made to work, and the usurer was created to enjoy the fruits of the peasant's labor. Thus pleasantly, mused the man of metal, over whose obese countenance there stole a smile of smug complacency, as he made a rapid mental calculation of the interest that would accrue to him on unpaid loans at the end of the year, and decided on the terms of renewal he would exact in each case. > Next spring, on the occasion of his son's marriage, he would astonish the town by his munificence; the feast to the Brahmans should be for quantity and quality on a scale hitherto unparalleled; the name of Vishnudass should become great in the land. And? who knows??perhaps some day he might be elected a municipal councillor. Absorbed In these reflections, and forgetful of hie surroundings, he was proceeding leisurely with slackened rein, when his pony stumbled and nearly precipitated him over its head. Then he became aware that the hour was late, that darkness was rapidly setting in, and that Talagaum was still a good six miles distant. The district, he knew, was infested by dacolts, always well informed by the villagers of the movements of wealthy travelers. Money lenders were their natural prey. It was more than likely, therefore, that some of these marauders were even then lying in wait to rob and murder him. His wretched pony was ready to drop from exhaustion; there was no possibility of reaching home before nightfall. How he his stuDiditv for not starting betimes and accomplishing his journey in broad daylight! Skinflint though he was, Vishnudass nursed his own hide with tender solicitude, and would rather have given two annas (now 2d) in charity than have parted with a single shred of his precious cuticle. Although, after the fashion of the country, he carried a tulwar (sword) incased in a wooden sheath covered with gaudy velvet, he felt little inclination to test the temper of his flimsy weapon against the broad blaues of the gentlemen of the road. In this perplexity he suddenly bethought him that there was a small chauki (police guardhouse) on the roadside close at hand, where he might | perchance obtain a night's shelter. Whipping up his steed into a slow, shuffling amble, he gained the chauki without mishap, and found the two constables in charge, Faiz Ahmad and Sheik Hoosen, cooking their evening meal under a clump of mango trees. Faint and hungry, having fasted since morning, he would fain have asked for food; but, prohibited by the rules of his caste from breaking bread with Mohammedans, he merely asked permission to sleep in the chauki, explaining that he dared not continue his Journey through fear of the dacoits. "You are welcome to such accommotion as our humble dwelling affords." said Faiz Ahmad, rising and saluting the newcomer. "The sacred laws of hospitality shall be respected. You may rest with an easy mind, for not a hair of your head shall be touched. My comrade and I will give a good account of the dacoits should they dare to molest you. Say, Sheik Hoosein, have not I spoken well?" "Yes, brother," replied the other constable; "on our heads be It to answer for the safety of our guest," adding, "the Illustrious one, who Is the mirror of kindness and the soul of generosity. will not forget that we are poor men." Vishnudass, accepting the hint, fumbled in his clothes until he had found the smallest of his money bags, ex-1 tracted therefrom two rupees, and gave one rupee to each of his hosts. "Make it five, master of millions," said Faiz Ahmad, extending his palm with the solitary coin lying on It. and winking at his comrade, "The dacoits carry very sharp swords." "They do indeed," corroborated rs OWN PLOT. expected to Profit By :k Is Himself Slain. ?? Sheik Hoosein, "as many of their victims could testify." Realizing: that he was in their power, the usurer reluctantly handed over the money, though not till he had protested in heartrending terms against the iniquity of exacting from a poor man such exorbitant payment for a night's lodging. The chauki was a small mud building facing the road, with a single door opening inwards and an iron grating as a window in the back ^yall. Vlshnudass, after locking the door, threw himself down on a charpoy (bedstead) and tried to sleep, but was kept awake by the doubts and fears which tormented his mind. He had intercepted the glances of his hosts as their eyes fell on his money bag, and had liked them not at all. The constables had already shown the cloven hoof hy extorting money from him. How weak he had been to accede to their demands! Why had he not pushed boldly on to Talagaum and risked encountering the dacoits? He plight have reached home without losing an anna; whereas now?agonizing thought!?he was a clear ten rupees out ui puuivei. Consoling himself as best he could with the reflection that on his return to Talagaum he would call upon the superintendent sahib and make a charge of blackmailing against his protectors, he at last fell into a fitful slumber. Vishnudass, after a brief spell of sleep, was awakened suddenly by the sound of low voices in stealthy conversation without Springing up, with all his faculties on the alert, he stole cautiously to the grating and listened. The speakers, of whom there were three, were seated with their backs against one of the side walls of the chauki. The usurer recognized Immediately the voices of the two constables; and he discovered to his amazement that the third person was no other than Jemadar Abdul Kadir, an mnoh nnllPP uiliuciitiai anu iiiuvii~tvv|?wvv?i ofllcer of Talagaum. What he heard made his blood run cold. He could hardly believe his ears. It was a plot to rob and murder him, and, what was worse, to bury his body. The inhuman monsters actually contemplated committing' to the earth the remains of the noble and upright Vishnudass?most orthodox of Hindus, celebrated for his piety and for strict observance of the tenets of his faith?whereby the sacred rites of cremation would be denied to him, and his soul would be lost. What sacrilege! It was a wonder the earth did not open up and swallow the dastardly trio as they sat concocting ..heir devilish scheme. Vishnudass the wary, found himself for the first time in his life, In a situation of extreme peril. How to save both his pelt and his pelf was the dlffi- "u Ka ?nn? Ko/1 fn QAlvA Tfr t'UIl pivuicill IIC uun Hfwu w wv. . v. ? was characteristic of the man that, even with death impending, he should calculate his chances of saving that which was only one degree less dear to him than life itself?his money. His first impulse was to try bribery, a pecuniary argument being one to which a poorly paid native official sefldom or never turns a deaf ear. He would offer his enemies a large sum of money to spare his life, swearing at the same time, by ail he held most sacred not to betray them. Then It occurred to him that Mohammedans, so truthful themselves, know exactly what reliance can be placed on the oatli or a Hindu, ana that the axiom "Dead men tell no tales," is thoroughly appreciated by the Indian police, who as a rule leave nothing-to chance. To reveal himself would but precipitate his doom. It behooved him, therefore, to remain silent, and to trust to luck to extricate himself from his unpleasant dilemma. He conjectured rightly that the conspirators, to avoid the possibility of detection by chance wayfarers, would defer the execution of their design until they could act safely under the cover of darkness. The moon was shinning brightly in thaheavens; without it was as light as day. Vishnudass otILI o fou? hnnra of py liicrnui c, uuu ovm u ?vu*? w istence before him. The unhappy usurer, crouched on the floor of the chauki, trembling1 in every limb, heard the details of the hideous plot being gradually unfolded; how he was to be murdered in his sleep; after I which his corpse was to be dismembered and buried under the mango trees, where, it appeared, lay the mortal remains of several other victims of the j guardians of the peace. The murdering and burying part of the business was to be performed by the constables. The Jemadar, who scorned to sully his hands by dipping them in the blood of a Hindu, would confine himself to seizing the lion's share of the booty. This worthy, after giving final instructions to his subordinates, and assuring them that he would return in a few hours' time, mounted his horse and rode back to Talagaum. VIshnudass, though in the last stage of misery and dejection, could not but admire the astuteness of the police officer, who, taking no risks, yet stood to win a large ? * ? % * 1 iim/lnw dlkviilor siane; lor nt* kih-w mui, unu< i giwuiii circumstances, he would have acted exactly in the same way himself. Falz Ahmad and Sheik Hoosein then arranged that each should sleep in turn, while the other kept watch. Vishnudass, meanwhile, passed a weary vigil, hoping and praying for succor. Not a sound reached his ears save the howling of the jackals scouring the surrounding desert in quest of food, and he shuddered at the thought that these ravenous heats might ere long be rending the flesh from his bones. Two hours passed, and the moon was beginning to fade from the sky when the two constables commenced to converse together in whispers. Vishnudass with his ear applied to the grating, heard Sheik Hoosein, the younger of the pair, expostulate with his companion. and declare he would be no party to slaying a man, even a Hindu, in cold blood; while Faiz Ahmad, evidently a hardened villain steeped in crime, jeered at him for his scruples and accused him of cowardice. The last taunt proved effective. Sheik Hoosein ceased to demur further, but, vowing that he needed a stimulant, suggested that they would repair to the nearest village and fortify themselves with strong liquor?a proposal to which Faiz Ahmad readily agreed. The constables, peeping through the grating of the chauki as a precautionary measure, beheld the portly figure of the Hindu stretched inert, and apparently somnolent, on the bedstead, and heard the heavy, stertorous breathing as of one in deep slumber. "The son of a burnt father sleeps soundly, but will have a rude awakening," muttered Faiz Ahmad as he turned away, satisfied with his inspection. As soon as the coast was clear Vishnudass ran to the clump of trees in quest of his pony, but found him gone. He determined, therefore, to take refuge in the jungle, to reach which he would have to traverse about a mile of sandy desert. No sooner, however( had he started than the sound of a horse's hoofs clattering along the high road from the direction of Talagaum warned him'the Jemadar was returning. Hastily retracing his steps, he clambered up a tree, and screened him self, as best he could, by lying at full length along a thick branch. He was only just in time. In a few minutes the Jemadar arrived on the spot, and, tethering his horse to the very tree up which the usurer was concealed, entered the chauki. Finding it empty, and. concluding that his confederates had already disposed of their, corpse, i he flung himself down on the tharpoy, i and was soon fast asleep. Vishnudass in momentary expectation of the reappearance of the Jema- i dar, lay perfectly motionless, scarcely daring to breathe, casting wistful eyes i at the steed standing saddled and i bridled so temptingly beneath him. After a few minutes had passed, and the Jemadar still gave no sign, Vish- ; nudass, realizing that now or never was his chance, slithered down the i tree with remarkable agility for one of his bulk, clambered into the saddle, and, turning the horse off the ; high-road, made for Talagaum by a i circuitous route. i Shortly after his departure the two constables, mad with drink and lust- i ing for blood, burst furiously into the i chauki. In the dim light they dis- i cerneu me iuiin ui a. man i/me |/?vuv and helpless on the charpoy in the abandon of profound slumber. With < a savage yell they rushed upon the i sleeper, and before he could rise < hacked him almost to pieces with their i sharp swords. ' "The Jemadar Sahib will have no < reason to complain of the manner in 1 which we have carried out his or- i ders," cried Faiz Ahmad, with a fiend- i ish chuckle, "though we haven't I made a very clean Job of it. Beat a < hand, comrade, and we'll carry the ' unbelieving dog, or what's left of him, ' outside, and then relieve him of his i money bags. You take his head and I I'll take his heels." < Sheik Hoosein was in the act of raising the head of the murdered man, ' when his fumbling hands encountered I a beard. With an exclamation of hor- < ror he dropped his ghastly burden. 1 "What ails you, clumsy fool?" de- ' manded Faiz Ahmad angrily. 1 "The * Infidel has escaped us, and < we've slain one of the faithful in- 1 stead," returned the other in awestricken tones. "The dead man wears 1 a beard, so he can't be a Hindu." "Impossible," retorted his compan- 1 ion. "You're either drunk or bereft ' of your senses." "Judge for yourself, then," said Sheik Hoosein, striking a match and holding it close to the face of the corpse. "And, what's more, we've killed the Jemadar Sahib himself." "Serves him right," said Falz Ahmad, spurning the corpse brutally with his foot. "Abdul Kadlr grew fat and rich by the dirty work he delegated to poor devils like ourselves, and always took care to keep his own precious neck out of reach of the halter. At last he has fallen into the trap he so often set for others. Kismet. It remains only for us to bury him in the grave intended for the Hindu, and then to seek our fortunes farther afield," Next day the superintendent of police, acting on the Information supplied by Vishnudass, caused the ground under the mango grove near the chauki to be dug up, and this led to the discovery not only of the corpse of the Jemadar, but of the remains of numerous wealthy citizens whose disappearance had been attributed to the dacoits. The virtuous Vishnudass, in recognition of his eminent service, received a handsome pecuniary reward from the government, which enabled him to extend widely his money-lending operations and to increase proportionately the number of his victims. Faiz Ahmad and Sheik Hooseln found congenial employment In the service of a robber chieftain over the border, and were never heard of again In British territory.?Chalmers's Journal. Modern Searchlight Control.?There Is perhaps, no property of the searchlight more important than Its capability of throwing a powerful and concentrated beam of light in any particular direction. But the concentrated beam is not always the most desirable. There are times when a beam of light well spread out over a large area would be of very much more use. Take, for instance, the case of a steamer trying to pick up a buoy. It is not very difficult to see that with a concentrated beam having quite a small amount of dispersion it would, in most cases, take more time, than it would with a less powerful light spread out over a larger area. Having once "spotted" the buoy, the concented beam could be used with advantage to follow it up. To provide this dispersed beam a diverging lense or "disperser" is used. This consists of a number of cylindrical lenses mounter! in n metal rlne. The direction of the ray Is not interferred with in the direction of the axis of the lens, but in the direction at right angles to the axis the ray is refracted as in the case of an ordinary spherical lens. The result is that, instead of a cone of light having a focal point, there is a wedge of light with a focal line.?Cassier's Magazine. W To do great things a man must live as though he had never to die. iHiscfllanfous grading. MAY BE ISRAEL'S LOST TRIBE. Circumstances Showing the Hebrew Decent of American Races. ta i- ?a j |m ala daaii ?# r*o_ II IB Wl UUWII III IIIC DUUIV Ul lawdras, In the Apocrypha of the Bible, that ten of the tribes of Israel Journeyed northward one and a half years Into a far country, where they might live up to their commandments, something they had not always done in their land of Palestine; that they were lost track of at the end of that time and nothing has been heard from them since. They sent back no word or message to th^lr former companions and friends, and where they went and what wa.', their ultimate fate has been left- to blind conjecture from that day to this. The theory that the ten lost tribes of Israel, after leaving their own country, finally landed on the shores of America, and established themselves here is not a new onfe. It found lodgment in the mind of Lord Klnsborough and has been advanced by many others since his day. Neither the adherence to a religious creed nor even a belief I? *Y\r\ AI lrlnn onlKnnf lolfir c\t tha Rlhlft Is essential to the discussion of this most interesting question. In the books that comprise what Is known as the old Bible, ancient authors wrote exhaustively of the expe^ riences, both physical and spiritual, df tfielr people. They gave their accouiit of the creation of the earth, the faB of man, the flood, the Tower of Babel and many other unique things which they regarded as the direct dealings of God with them and their patriarchs and the first man. If the ancient inhabitants of America were known to have been in possession of legends that coincided almost exactly with those of the ancient Hebrews as related in the Bible, is it not fair and logical to assume that tlje former, at some time or another, by some means or other, were in touch with the progenitors of the Jewish people or were a branch of that great people? Have the discoveries of explorers and American archaeologists solved the mystery? Do the ancient records found in the ruins of Mexico, Central and South America and in many parts' of the United States answer the v?uestlon as to the lost tribes of Israel? I think they do. 1 Before taking up the more serious evidences that point to the Hebraic origin of the ancient Americans let me call the reader's attention to the physical features of the American Indian. His countenance has the indelible mark of the Jewish race. The high cheek bone, the high arched nose and the slanting brow are unmistakable marks of his Hebrew descent, a curse having In all probability fallen upon the Indian as upon the descendants of Hani. [ merely mention this In passing, and , would not pretend to advance it as aJk,. argument in support of my contention, If it Were not sustained by many other and more trustworthy evidences. There were twelve tribes that made up the original number of Israelltish nations. And when they made sacrifices they made them on an altar made of twelve stones that had not been broken by any instrument. Priest, in his volume on "American Antiquities," declares that he encountered ample evidence to show that many of the tribes in Mexico and Central America offered up sacrifices on altars made of twelve stones, and that the sacrificial form and ceremony were identical with those of the ancient Hebrews. Most of the Indian tribes still have the ancient Hebrew way of reckoning time as is depicted upon the famous Aztec calendar stone. On the authority of Dr. Le Plongeon, the eminent archaeologist, who spent eight years in Yucatan, assldiously studying the ancient ruins of that country, even the barbaric Toltecs left undeniable evidences that they were perfectly conversant with the Biblical history of the creation and of the Garden of Eden, and, of course, the two illustrious pe' sonages who Inhabited it. In the ruins of Copan, Dr. Le Plongeon discovered a crude paint'ng representing a woman seated beneath a tree and a serpent entwined around the base of it In the passage of the years their version of the celebrated temptation or tne motner or tne race took on a more poetic form than the one contained In the Bible. The Tolteos had It that the woman?"Suchiquecal" they called her?plucked a forbidden rose from a tree and by that act brought death upon the human family. These same Toltecs had the legend of the Tower of Babel. Their version of it did not vary from that of the Bible In any essential feature. They understood that this tower was built for a refuge in the event of another deluge. This, of course, also Indicates their familiarity with the Bible story of the deluge. They even had the particulars. Their legend speaks of the man who built a boat from a fire tree and that after the flood had subsided he became intoxicated on wine and allowed one of his sons to disgrace him. As late as 1819 the Shawnee Indians, according to Black Hoop, one of their chiefs, had a tradition that their forefathers had come to this country across a great body of water, and up until the latter part of the eighteenth century they made an annual sacrifice tn celebrate. In thank offerine:. their safe arrival on thla land. In his "History of the Indians" Camara publishes a statement made by several of the early missionaries telling of their experiences with an old chief of a Nicaraguan tribe. They discovered in their conversation with this old Indian that he was as conversant with the Bible version of the creation, the fall, the deluge, and other notable experiences of the ancient Hebrews as were the missionaries themselves. If one is sufficiently interested in this subject to go into it deeper and more thoroughly than I can take him in the small space at my disposal, let him read Paul de Roo's work on "Mexican Antiquities." These authors clearly establish that the Aztecs were familiar with Hebrew history as contained In the Bible. And their man named Zelua led a colony across a great body of land and then of water to the New World. About the only feature of the new country from which this colony came that remained in the Aztec tradition was that a high temple had been built in it. By the time of which De Roo writes the Aztecs had lost the connection between the country from which their ancestors came and the legend of the Garden of Dden, the flood and the Tower of Babel. They supposed those things had happened In the new country. The Aztecs have left the most Interesting ruins perhaps of any nation that flourished In America In the far past 1 But I have no doubt that in the near future the many buried cities and oth- : ers submerged under the sea, recently 1 discovered off the coast of Yucatan, 1 with their records and histories, will ' have been unearthed and that the true origin of America's ancient races will be made known by the discovery of some key to their hieroglyphics, an Aztec "Rosetta Stone." These people committed the record of their travels and subsequent history In America to painting. These paintings have been gathered, or at least most of them have, and are contained in the Boturlnl collection and publish- * ed by Cameth Carert and others. Here we have, In these paintings, al- < most unimpeachable evidences of the fact that, so far as the Aztecs were e concerned, they knew all about the ' Biblical version of the creation and < those other events of which I have 1 spoken. All these records w#re made f hundreds of years before Columbus ( was born. ' All Americans should take active in- t tArMl In the hlntnrv of their ennntrv 1 and of all the races that have ever Inhabited it As I said before, It does not matter what one's religious belief Is, or his lack of a belief, the subject is one that should interest all, purely for scientific and historic reasons, if for no other. If it can be established so clearly as to leave no room for doubt that a great branch of the ancient Hebrew race came to America, and are really the progenitors of the Indian trib i, it would be a discovery of trein^ idous importance. To my mind the Hebrew origin of the Indian is already established. Ever since I can remember I have had a great curiosity to know about the ancient people of America, And there was one race that captivated my imagination. This was the Aztecs. I read everything I could get my hands on that dealt with them in any way, and the more I read and investigated their history the more impressed I be came with their essentially dramatic characteristics.?Baltimore Sun. FINGER PRINTS FOR BABIE8 How New York Guards the Identity of Abandoned Little Ones. In the borough of Manhattan, N. Y., In 1911, more than 100 abandoned babies were taken to Bellevue hospital alone to be cared for by the public or passed on to private charities. In the same year this hospital received as maternity cases about 500 women. Usually a woman leaves the hospital two weeks after her child is born. How many of the babies brought as foundlings to Bellevue were born in this same institution, taken away by ? the mothers and later abandoned, no one can tell. Nor can It be known t which of them were born in the other < hospitals in New York. Once in a t great while a foundling baby is recog- 1 nlzed by the nurses as one of which ? they already have record, and the i mother is thereby discovered. But the f identification of the babies and conse- < quently of the mothers can be accom- 1 piished in every case and by the aim- 1 plest possible process?finger print the t babies. Is it possible to finger print very < KoKloo? An ornwlmpnt ilist ner- ( formed has shown that the tiny Angers of the baby in the earliest days of life afTord well defined impressions. Finger print Impressions were taken recently in the baby ward at Bellevue hospital. Baby C., two weeks old, was quite unconcerned in the finger printing process; Baby McD., however, who had been in the world five weeks and six days, wailed at the intrusion of unexpected guests, but was quieted by the assurance that only in the Interest of science were his impressions wanted. All the features which characterize the adult finger print, loops, whorls, and arches with clearly defined ridges, deltas, terminals, etc., are distinct in the smallest baby's fingers and thumbs. Finger printing each baby required less than two minutes, and all in the ward could have been accomplished in an hour or two. These impressions can be taken by anyone with a little practice. Classification and identification require special knowledge, but are not difficult to learn. Only an expert, however, is familiar with the thousand ways in which two finger impressions may be distinguished. The best results in the identification of foundling babies could be obtained If all public and charitable hospitals sent to a central bureau a record of each maternity case, including flqger print impressions of the baby with a description of the mother. When a baby is found abandoned its finger print impressions also can be taken and sent to the central bureau. If the abandoned baby was bom in ode of the institutions sharing in the bureau, the impressions would be immediately rwn?ii!i!wi and the baby and its moth er identified.?Philadelphia Ledger. The Signature Broker.?The passage of the initiative and referendum amendjnent at the last election has given rise to a new business In Denver and in Colorado. This is the business of the signature broker. According to the constitution at, It stands now any law to be initiated that is offered to the people direct., without the intervention of the action of the legislature, must have signatures to tfie number of 10 per cent of the number of votes cast for governor at the last state election. A great many people have bills which they think are good, but of whose merits they have never been able to convince the legislature. Nelth er do they Know now 10 my men ease before the people. Enter the signature broker. The signature broker offers to get all the signatures needed to Initiate any law, provided he is paid at the rate of 10 cents a signature. When the bargain is struck he employs canvassers, whom he pays at the rate of 1 cent to lj cents each for signatures, leaving a pretty fair margin of profit.?New York American, WILY 8MUGGLERS OF CHINE8E. How Government Agents are Baffled By Coffins and loe Chests. When last Tuesday's papers told how Patrolman Cornelius Connell, on his Harlem beat, had come upon a red touring car with five Chinese coolies hid in the tonneau, most people probably thought how extraordinary it was that any one should be so anxious to be an American as to smuggle himself into the country, like cigarettes or silk stockings. On the contrary, it was quite the usual thing for Chinamen to do. The unusual feature of the Incident was that the coolies actually got to New York without being detected. Most Chinamen who meditate nefarious entry of :hls country, and the setting up of spurious residence here, undertake that most difficult task with some decree of caution. They do not attempt it the start to reach the Mecca of the Americanized Celestial?New York's Chinatown. Having set foot on United States toil, either by way of the Puget Sound oute on a lumber schooner, the Rio Grande, Buffalo waterfront, a New Bngland Ashing port, In any one of a lozen or more wily ways, the average Chinaman possesses sufficient common sense not to travel to places vhere extra Chinamen are likely to >e marked. New York, big as It Is, Is i bad place for a new Chinaman, uness he has already begged, borrowed, nherlted or stolen, the necessary dentification papers, which declare dm entitled to the privileges ofresdence under the provisions of the Chinese Exclusion act A sensible coolie, tipped off by his 'rlends or the backer who has supriled the money with which he pays its way in, having crossed the border it a point where passage Is a simple natter, goes at once to a comparalvely small town as his first stopping riace. Small towns, some distance In he interior of the country, do not lave stations of the Chinese lnspeclon bureau of the department of commerce and labor. Neither do they, ls a rule, have especially efficient poIce forties. If there are one or two aundrles or curio stores, it is easy enough for the newcomer to be passed off as a "brother" or "cousin" rom San Francisco, Portland, or ome other city having a colony. Since he earthquake destroyed San Frandsco's vital statistics, that city has >een a particularly favored blrthspot or stray Celestials. , , Strange as it may seem, the Chinanan will endure any hardship, however painful, to enter this "promised and," where people are "easy pickng" and laundry bills are fat. When he Chinaman learns at school in Hu?eh, say, or Shensi, how. much profit here is in the American's laundry vork his one ambition is to wrest a Chinese fortune of a few thousand lollars from the "foreign devils" and eturn to Hu-Peh or Shensi and be:ome a mandarin?or now, a reprelentatlve in Parliament. To enter, the Chinaman cheerfully illows himself to be crated in boxes >r nailed In casks with only a small lir hole for relief. He has even been cnown to cross the border in Pullnan car ice-chests and in coffins. It vas only three or four years ago that jovernment secret service men dis:overed that twelve Chinamen had ohlnnoil tn Maw York from El Paso In coffins and had suffocated on :he way. Another time, even more recently, ileven Chinamen were dragged out of i freight car In Texas, where they had >een almost sufTocated by the load of lay under which they had concealed :hemselve8. The Immigration auhoritles in New England got a tip leveral years ago and raided a yacht is It came to anchor In Boston harjor, loaded with cooiles from St. Johns. Then there was the notorious :ase of the Frolic, caught In the harbor of Province. At one time there was an organized traffic In Chinamen from the eastern Canadian and New Brunswick ports to Boston, ProviJence, and smaller New England harbors; but It is asserted by the Federal luthorltles now that this has been broken up, so far as any system Is ;oncerned. That Chinamen are still smuggled Into New England with irregular frequency probably not even the most confident official in Washington would deny. But for the vigilance of immigration Inspectors the smuggling business would be one of immense proportions. It pays handsomely to smuggle a Chinaman into this country. Chinamen are valued at about 1 &500 each by their own countrymen, ind Harry R. Sisson, chief inspector nf the local Chinese bureau at No. 17 State street, estimates that the minimum bounty paid for entering is $300. Indeed, the outside Chinaman is so inxlous to be inside "alle same Mell :an cninee man" inai a rauguucu pondage system has been built up, whereby the newcomer works out his Indebtedness to the merchant who advances the price of his admission. Briefly, here Is the scheme generally followed: Suppose some launIryman In Brooklyn has built up a profitable trade and has a bit of monjy :'n the bank. He needs an assistant to handle the Increasing business. Chinese labor Is not easily come by. After a Chinaman has been here i short time he owns his own business. Only the greenhorns are willing to work for anyone else. The laundryman gets In touch?through bis tong, perhaps. If he belongs to one of the great Chinese brotherhoods, which are something like fraternal mutual benefit organizations and Joint stock concerns?with those who are professionally engaged In the smuggling business. There are certain bands who have perfect systems for this smuggling. The prosperous laundryman passes [he word along to these purveyors that he wants a "boy." Perhaps It Is feasible to bring in the "Jpoy" as the jon of the merchant who desires his iervlces. and a forged birth certificate nay be provided for him to make ?ood his Identity. But immigration ifflelals are so strict that not many of :hese attempts are made. It is gen?rally better to endeavor to smuggle :he newcomer safely into the Interior )f the country before trying to set fiim up as a regular inhabitant of the United States. One of the favorite Tieans of smuggling employed is to take the "boy" across the Rio Grand under cover of darkness or in dls guise, or even to slip him througl some isolated pass on the gulf cost There are thousands of small island along the coast of Louisiana which af ford retreats for Chinamen who ar trying to evade the law, and sometime; the illegals are rounded up in the bay ous like so many flsh in a net "Of course, the Mexican border L the place we have to watch closest,' said Inspector Slsson. "You see i Chinaman has to pay a head tax o $500 to get Into Canada In the firs place. Let me tell you, we know fron our investigations that there is verj little smuggling of Chinamen lnt< Canada. There Is no tax Upon China men entering Mexico, so it costs then exactly $600 less to get Into this country across the southern border. However, a good many do try the northern frontier, mind you, after all. It li sometimes Inconvenient for a Chinaman to get to Mexico, and they aresc wild to get into this country that $50C will not stop them if it seems the quickest way to work the tHck. "This office in New York is charged with supervision of the states of New York and New Jersey. The Buffalc waterfront is about the hardest proposition we have. There are fifteen 01 twenty miles of waterfront on Lake Erie, along which It is perfectly prac ticable for Chinese smuggler? to land. We must keep a lookout for them constantly?although, at that, they put It over us, now and then, I presume. We have only had two or three cases In the last few months, However ?two or three cases that were detected, I should say. "I should say, offhand, that by far the bulk of the smuggling goes on in the west, along the Pacific coast, which Is so much nearer to China The smugglers even succeed in landing boat loads of Chinks right In San Francisco. It was not so long ago that a boat load was caught In a creek near Oakland. A schooner full ol them had been brought up from southern California, steered In through the Golden Gate, and sailed up the bay. She was a fishing vessel, and the cargo of coolies was concealed under piles of nets. As I remember, our men were tipped off In advance. Otherwise, the w.iole load would have got ashore, and all or many of them might have managed to escape us by some contrivance or other. "They are confoundedly clever at getting hold of forged certificates. It goes without saying that anything In the shape of an official paper that ever gets Into a Chinaman's hands Is religiously preserved to the last scrap, and handed down from generation to generation. Chinamen are alwayi coached before the attempt to entei the country. Nowadays they even have their hair cut and wear Ameii can clothes, like the five who were captured this week. That was a near squeak. They were taken just in time. A few more hours and they mlghl have been lost to us. Despite our best efforts It would have been at best a long and tedious task to run them down. They have the trick of swapping papers down to a fine art" To get back to tne question 01 m? "Imported" Chinaman. If he has been successfully smuggled past the Immigration officials, the illegal Celestial dutifully goes to work for the man who furnished him with transportation. He does not think of Jumping his obligation to this master. There has not been such a case within the memory of the oldest immigration inspector. Partly, this is because of the Chinaman's sense of honesty and integrity toward all obligations. Partly, too, it is due to the fact that while a Chinaman is hard at work he is Inconspicuous, and the Inspectors are less likely to get on his trail. So each week he contributes a percentage of his wages toward the repayment of that $500, never attempting to jump his contract And so day by day he trudges to his work with a ?>-anniinttv that is incomprehensible to the western mind, and in due course of time, not a very long time tc the expansive vision of an Oriental, he becomes a free agent. By now he has habituated himself to the wayi of the country; if he had no adequate papers he has certainly managed tc secure them, and he is in every sense of the word his own master?subject merely to a certain form of espionage by the Federal authorities. On the other hand the smuggled Chinaman knows that he Is never altogether safe from the prying eyes ol the law. He probably will not be found out; the chances are against it The Chinese Exclusion law, by the way, is a very peculiar document. II defines laborers and merchants, and stipulates that Chinese laborers hav lng once departed from the United States, may not return, unless thej show that they have a lawful wife child or parent In this country property that Is worth at least $1,00( or debts of like amount falling du< and pending settlement. Now, then is not a Chinaman in the country wh< will not enthusiastically lend a wife child, parent and documentary evidence. money, or even debts to asslsi the return of a countryman, anc swear himself blue in the face to perpetuate the fraud. Anything goes wit* a Chinaman, so long as it is "on" the United States government. Indeed after a slight examination of the question of Chinese smuggling, one is inclined to discredit the old theory ol the lack of humor in the Chinese character. One of the cleverest tricks worked by the Chinese is the way they carrj on a slave trade, in the most open and barefaced manner, by means of the very papers issued for restrictive purposes by the government Every Chinese parent of wealth has no peace ol heart until his daughter has been senl back to her grandparents in China But, always on the lookout for profits immediately before the girl's departure the father takes her before the immigration commissioner and secures a legal certificate of re-entry foi his child. Confident that, his own daughter will thereafter remain safely In the land of her ancestors, he auctions off the re-entry paper to the highest bidder among the highbinders and slave traders that infest all Chinese colonies. Certificate safe in hand, the slave dealer sets sail for China, and traverses its rivers, plains and mountain sides until he finds a "double" foi e the so-styled "adjudicated native," of the United Statea. Sometimes much & elaborate precautions are ifnored; a L little make-up gives some resems blance to the description written In - the official document But they ale ways promise her parents that she s shall marry some wealthy American ized Chinaman; they drill her in * American phrases and a superficial > knowledge of tjie United States and ' the ways of Its Chinese. They occai sionally even go so far as to have the f father of the original girl on hand to meet tne dupe at the time of her entrance, examination and Inspection, and put up a fine show of parental affection. But a few houra later she Is a slave girl. This Is the end of the worst of the Chinese smuggling.? New Tork Evening Sun. WIG8 OF OFFICE IN ENQLANO ' Fallen into Disuse and Only Judges and Lawyers Wear Them. Nowadays wigs of office form a decaying race. The lordly full bottomed wig of his majesty's judges still re1 mains, but more than one stern justice ' has 'been known to cool his fevered * brow on a scorching day by discarding " his imposing but oppressive head covering. So late as the year 1880 bishops ' wore wigs when seated In the house of lords, but since that date the custom has fallen Into disuse. ' With the exception of the speaker of ' the house of commons the law retains 1 a monopoly of the wig. Barristers and wiiviwi* niu* uiu ' Judges, but with far smaller and mo!*e ' comfortable "thatches." Then again there is the wig of- servitude worn by ' footmen and other flunkle* and care> fully dusted over with flour or powder. ed oatmeal. Search Great Britain and you will hardly And half a dosen wig makers? i that is, manufacturers of the ceremo> nlal article. A full bottomed wig, such : as a Judge would buy for twelve guln1 eaa, would last the remainder of his life, and there have been very few i Judges who have bought a second, i Lawyers and barristers pay five guineas for their official headdress, and generally speaking, one wig is sufficient for an entire professional career. All official wigs are made from horse i hair, and a maker of these articles must search over more than a hundredweight of stock hair to obtain a pound worthy of use for this august purpose. The hairs are built up three at a time on a foundation of silk and a wooden model is made of the subjects^ head Dei ore me iuk commences. Strictly speaking, official wigs areas old as the hills. They have been found on the heads of Egyptian mummies . and were certainly known to the Greeks and Romans. In the eighteenth century?the senlth of the wig era?there were thirty or forty varieties. Then, the more Important the wearer the larger the wig, hence our term "bigwig," applied to a magistrate. Very different is the story of the shy retiring wig whose mission is unblushingly to mask baldness. Very often a man, finding a white, bare patch on his head, will have a "scalpette" made to fit the spot so accurately as to defy detection. As the bald spot increases, so does the scalpette, until eventually it becomes a wig, held in place by light steel springs, clipping over the ears. A man may be called upon to pay as much as twenty guineas for a wig, particularly if his natural hair is of an unusual color. Each individual hair in the wig must be built up separately and cut to length on a foundation of hair net Women naturally Indulge in false treeses to & far greater extent than the mere man. The milliner's a.* Itself often demands the aid of artificial hair and nowadays Instead of the hat being made up for the wearer, the wearer must be made up for the hat Transformations, pompadours, toupees, ringlets, fringes and hair nets are a few varieties of hirsute adornment prepared for the fair sex. A good deal of the so-called hair is made from silk. It takes dye readily * and lastingly, curls well and washes admirably. A length of hair such as one may buy at a suburban hairdresser's for a couple of shillings probably Is made from silk.?Answers. Charming People of Fox*?'The people of Fes are charming. During one's walks or rides through the town it is quite the exception, to be spat at, as is often the case in other ultra-Mohammedan towns, and the crowds, on the wholes merely smiling and inquisitive, like a crowd in Naples or any other souin iittiiu.ii iuwii. s Now and then some fanatic?generl ally an epileptic?will try to raise a I disturbance and will be gently retnov ed by his friends; the Moors are kindI ness itself in the face of poverty or afr diction?but except for these and a few , casual curses from the old and soured, , the Christian dog may pursue his way > in comparative peace, provided ho does i not attempt to enter a mosque or pass i the barriers placed in front of those > streets leading up to the tomb of Mou, lal Idris, the founder and patron arint of Fez, by whom all good Fezzites t swear, says the Pall MaM Oazette. I Curiously enough in Fez the camera - causes much less alarm than In Tant frier and a great deal of Interest, and, 5 whereas In Tangier the people cower , away and hide their faces in fear of the . evil eye, in Fez they flock round one . so assiduously that the taking of plcf tures is often very difficult ? Perhaps one of the most astonishing things after having seen the state of I the other more "civilized".towns is the r cleanliness of the "new" town. ComI pared with Tangier, which is supposed , to be scavenged by the great powers, it is sweet; Instead of *he smells of decaying produce and others too myste, rious to fathom, on. is agreeably as. sailed on all sides by the scent of the orange blossom and pink rose petals { piled up in the shops and sold for distillation, and the pungent smell of the mint of which the Moors are so fond. Beyond the town, sad to relate, the . state of affairs is terrifying. 8ht Wat Still Thar*.?The sick man s had Just come out of a loner delirium. ) "Where am I?" he said feebly, as he felt the loving hands making him comI fort able. "Where am I? In heaven?" "No, dear," cooed his devoted wife, i "I am still with you." When a man's conscience troubles him he thinks he has Indigestion.