tumorous JJrpartmcut. The Real Boss. The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the bell. "Whom do you wish to see?" asked the careworn person who came to the door. "I want to see the boss of the house," replied the insurance agent. "Are you the boss?" "No," meekly returned the man who came to the door, "I'm only the husband of the boss. Step in; I'll call the boss." The insurance agent took a seat in the hall, and in a short time a tall, dignified woman appeared. "So you u-ont tn eoo tha -hnas?** TAnPfltPd the woman. "Well, Just step into the kitchen. This way. please. Bridget, this gentleman desires to see you." "Me th' boss!" exclaimed Bridget, when the insurance agent asked her the question. "Indade Oi'm not! Sure, here comes th' boss now." She pointed to a small boy of ten years who was coming toward the house. "Tell me," pleaded the Insurance agent, when the lad came into the kitchen, "are you the boss of the house? This woman says you are." "Want to see the boss?" asked the boy. "Well, you just come with me." Wearily the insurance agent climbed up the stairs. He was ushered into a room on the second floor and guided to the crib of a sleeping baby. "There!" exclaimed the boy; "that's the real boss of this house." And nnhnrfv Hpnlprt that statement. Evidence Disappeared. Several lawyers were discussing: the United States secret service the other day in the marshal's office In the Federal building. Much that they said was directed at a quiet but capable deputy marshal, who took it in silence until he got an opportunity to counter. The most persistent of his tormentors began to tell of a counterfeiting case where the severity of the government put a "good fellow" in Jail. "Well, it was different up in my county," exclaimed the deputy marshal, breaking into the confab. "We had the evidence on the fellow all right," he countined. "He had made about a peck of silver dollars. The only difference between his product and that of Uncle Sam's was that the counterfeiter put a couple more grains of silver in his. He got away with it for months and when we began to collect evidence we had bags full of the phony dollars. When the man was placed on trial the learned members of the bar were permitted to satisfy their curiosity by handling tne counterfeits. But the man was acquitted." "How was that?" one of the lawyers wanted to know. "You see the lawyers walked off with the evidence. They didn't leave a single dollar, was the reply.?Philadelphia Times. His Sure Means of Identification.? Joe Perkins, retired woodsman, hunter and trapper, was snugly housed for the decline of his old age on the shore of a small inland lake. Joe had lived through an era of frontiersmen, and he was another Leatherstocking in his lofty contempt for the rules of civilization and game laws. One day the game warden caught him in the act of bagging a pair of ducks. Examination proved them to be mallards, which the law forbade one to shoot?even in the open season for other fowl?under penalty of a heavy fine. "They're mallards," said the warden, sternly. "You must come with me." "Mallards?" said Joe, In a deeply offended tone. "They can't be mallards." "They certainly are. Look at the feathers, the bill. How do you tell a mallard. "Why," said Joe, shrewdly, "the best way In the world. I leave It to the duck himself. My eyes are bad, and I can't tell which kind from which at a little distance. But when a flock lights in the swamp, I paddle out close to them, as close as I can without scaring them. I take good aim with my shotgun. And then I call out: "'Are you mallards?' "If they answer 'yes,' I paddle back home. But If they don't, I fire."? Youth's Companion. The Man Higher Up. Crick! Crack! Crash! The skaters turned and fled. But one, less fortunate than the rest, was overtaken by the widening crack, threw up his hands, and fell in with a hearty splash. "*Toln?" **v,f "He's drowning:!" "Get a ladder!" At last the ladder was procured. Cautiously approaching the pool, which was ornamented by the luckless man's head and shoulders, the park keeper placed the ladder in position and began to creep along it. "Come in a bit closer!" he shouted. "I can't swim," answered the impromptu bather. "But you're only up to your arm pits," said the park keeper. "You ain't got no need to swim. Walk." "Walk be blowed!" responded the other. "This water's ten foot deep." "Ten foot deep!" exclaimed the park keeper. "Then how are you keeping up?" "How?" retorted the bather. "Why, I'm standing on the bloke that broke lilt? icc; Aiioncio. An Eclipse to Order.?On the evening before the last solar eclipse in Germany the colonel of a regiment sent for the sergeants and said: "There will be an eclipse of the sun tomorrow. The regiment will meet on the parade ground in undress. I will come and explain the eclipse before drill. If the day is cloudy the men will meet in the drill shed as usual." Thereupon the sergeants drew up the following order of the day: "Tomorrow morning, by order of the colonel there will be an eclipse of the sun. The regiment will assemble on the parade ground, where the colonel will come and superintend the eclipse in person. If the sky is cloudy the eclipse will take place in the drill shed."?Christian Register. Signs of Returning Health.?"Your husband might have a little souu tooa directlj' he begins to mend," said the doctor. "But how am I to tell?" inquired the anxious wife. "The convalescent stages of influenza," replied the doctor, "are marked by a slight irritability." The next day he called and found the patient's wife radiant. "When I refused to order his steak and onions," she explained, "he came into the kitchen and smashed fourteen soup plates and a dinner service, so, of course, I sent out for a steak at once." ?Stray Stories. ilotrs of fashion. CHANGING STYLES. Pointers to the Women on What to Wear and How to Wear It. Black and white rule in the models | shown for winter resort wear. That this fancy for black and white, which has been the predominant note of the late winter modes, will last well into the summer is the opinion of those ' who should know. Modistes and mil- |; nnery designers mc tamei vuai; , giving up their choicest secrets before the openings in late February or 1 March, but all are agreed upon the J black and white combinations. It has , proved such a successful follower of 1 vivid colors, and the artists in the pro- j fession have developed such a way of , putting touches of crude colors against this combination that has made many a wonderfully pretty gown this last j season. When it is the fashion to use j a background like black and white for I the introduction of a color note, then j one is apt to find an amazing number , of successful costumes. j It is when the vivid colors are used 1 as a background that women en masse present a far too gaudy and tawdry ap- \ pearance. The colors do not harmon- i ize and one is always in doubt, as to j what to wear for any occasion. The , argument against the black and white j season is the groups of women, such as one sees at large social gatherings lose all gayety. There is also this fact j to bear in mind, that unless a black < and white comDination is cnosen rare- fully, there is nothing so loud looking. ( The Improvement over the old time ] methods of relieving black and white | is to introduce Egyptian and oriental ^ colors with it. Heretofore designers j have largely favored pastel shades in 1 conventional applications. Pale pink, blue, lavender, and canary yellow were the favorite tones chosen to touch up and bring in relief the black and white. Today these tones would stamp one as provincial. Vivid reds, Chinese blues, orange yellow, papal purple and grass greens are the ones chosen. I These vivid colors are possible on J account of the present methods of veiling. Whatever is veiled is often more artistic than that which is fully revealed, and this is especially true of the gorgeous trimmings which are so lavishly applied to these black and white dresses. Both moire and heavy satin will be greatly used in coat suits for early spring wear. This fashion is an effective one and not extravagant. So far black satin is the only color used, but in the moire suits, copper brown, all the shades of dull blue, and green, are shown. This moire is not of the heavy, boardlike stiffness that we are ' - UU accustomed to associate wmi mc name, but an admirable, rather rough texture with the softness of satin and just a tiny bit of the watering suggestion that is so artistic. The satin is not messaline or meteor. It is somewhat heavier, though it has the suppleness of the other weaves. All these suits are made with the straight, short, slim coats, singlebreasted, turnover collar, a band at the hem of the straight narrow skirt, and plain set in sleeves: The new evening dresses for southern wear are particularly attractive as well as somewhat daring. Many of the gowns are made of black and white or blue, in dull shades, which run a close second to the black and whites. These chiffons are richly embroidered in tiny beads, so as to give weight and drag against the figure. The daring part of the frock is the lining, which is ol pink chiffon, beneath this pink chiffon, undergarments are donned over silk tights. A tendency of the present modes is towards a rather lopsided effect, which is shown In an infinite number of litI tie ways. In many of the extreme ' models side trains are shown, the coiffure ornaments, too, are placed so as to give the effect of springing from one of the ears, filmy scarfs are usually draped on the left side, it is a charmingly non-sensical fancy that will not last long. Another of the lopsided fashions is the shoulder fastenings applied to capes. The cape is going to be exploited in every guise when spring comes, from the highwayman pattern to the old fashioned circular cape and it will be seen in nine cases out of ten, , some indications made by means of cords, motifs, buttons, or shoulder straps of this lopsided effect. There is a wide scope in this idea for the presentation of the picturesque fashions of former times. In lingerie dresses, sheerness seems to be the keynote, doubtless due to the fact that veiled effects are so strong. A new note in these dresses is the combination of thin materials, with those of heavier texture. For instance, a marquisette waist and tunic will be finished at the bottom with a band of heavy linen. As this finish is stretched to the tunic, a lining is not required. One of the prettiest models shown was of very fine white cotton voile, entirely washable and as sheer as cobweb. It was trimmed with heavy Eng lish eyelet, with hems of silk in color. ' In regard to the hats, extremely small and medium size hats will be worn for general wear. Extremely large hats are to be worn for dressy . wear and for midsummer. In these as well as in every other type of hat, the rolled or upward orim, win ne mc mwi popular. Ribbon is much used as a trimming or accessory in the present fashions. Variations of violet seem to be in demand and are combined with every color, yes, even red. Wonderful, indeed are the bordered effects in the new cotton goods for spring. For early spring wear, nothing is as satisfactory and as becoming as a one piece, blue serge frock. Revers on coats are large and are trimmed with fur; muffs are made to match them. Chantilly lace veils with a border of marabou are the latest things. Black and white is still the favored fashionable combinations. The newest evening slippers are of changeable tissues; silver and gold, gold and rose, and gold and lilac are the most popular colors. Evening gowns are delightfully simple, relying on color for the gorgeous effect that they give. The shadow pattern, the spider web and the cob web designs are much worn as are the Shetland wool veils. Stunning belts of white pique, with large oblong buckles to match, are suitable for the stiffly starched, white linen shirt waist. Changeable velvets are in great demand for evening wraps; brocades, too are much worn, especially those that show designs in gold and silver. ittiscrUancons trading. STORIES OF PARIS COURTS. Barristers and Sleeping Judges?Arguments In Murder Cases. The centenary of the Paris bar, recently celebrated at the Palais de Justice, has recalled numerous anecdotes which are going the rounds on the humors of the law courts. Among others it is told how a wellknown lawyer, M. Allen Rousseau, was pleading a rather tiresome case and noticing that the judges were paying no attention to him said: "As the president is falling asleep, I suspend my speech." But the judge had just woke up and cried: "And I suspend you from practising for six months." Nothing daunted, the lawyer retorted: "Well, I suspend myself for ever and ever," and gathering up his brief and cap he left the court and never appeared again. A Paris barrister, M. Clery, however, was more vigorous. Seeing that ,the president and the assessors were all asleep, he stopped and dealing a tremendous blow on the desk in front of him that woke everybody up with a start, he cried: "Yesterday at this same hour I was saying " and the whole bench rubbed their eyes and asked each other if they had really slept through twenty-four hours. The same counsel was pleading at in a nnlrl Sav nnd remarked that the judges were all turning more and more around toward a stove that 5?.ve out a welcome heat. "The tribunal behind which I have the honor of 3peaking" brought them all "right about face" at once. On another occasion the Judge asked him to cut his speech short, as the court had made up its mind. Assuming the air of a childlike native, Mr. Clery retorted: "Me right, you good judges, him innocent," and sat down. Though not intended humorously, the celebrated criminal advocate Maitre Henri Robert made a hit the other flay when defending the matricide Wache de Roo. He produced an act of renunciation signed by the prisoner of all benefit from the will of the mother he had murdered and added to the jury: "So if you acquit him he will go forth miserable and poor, perhaps to fwn BAKING I Absolute, MAItrQ UAMP liiniiiaV nvniH mc and wholesome 1 made found at the Royal Cook Book?8 Sand Mm mo m ROYAL BAKING POWD NEW PERFECTION Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove laeai ior nuuwci ivumuk. v,uu? iu? w* ^um In two. Bares labor, (lives clean, quick results. Three sires Fully wnr>-ani"i STANDARD OIL CO. (Incorporated) SEE THE Piedmont Marble ' ' And Granite Company YORKVILLE, S. C. For High Grade MONUMENTS In Granite and Marble. Plain and Finely Carved TOMBSTONES sold at reasonable prices. Get our prices before you buy. Piedmont Marble & Granite Co, J. W. GREGORY, Mgr. Louis Roth, Pros. & Troas. Biggest Co The most profitable cotton yi ing thoroughly into the soil ; planting, a plenty of Virginia= High-( Fertil Also apply the same fertilizers the crop, and also as a top dress ous growth, heavy fruiting lit strong staple, heavy producti< Ask your dealer for a cop; YEAR BOOK, or almanac, the secret of how to make m< SALES OFFICES | Richmond, Va. Charleston, S. C. ^ Norfolk, Va. Baltimore, Md. 'ft Atlanta, Ga. Columbus, Ga. fa Savannah, Ga. Montgomery, Ala. 3 Columbia, S. C. Memphis, Tenn. ^ Durham, N. C. Shreveport, La. Alexandria, Va. Winston-Salem, N, C. | Madagascar, to repent of an act which he may have committed in a moment of thoughtlessness!" And the verdict of the jury was typical. They found that he had committed murder, but that he had not killed his mother, although the unfortunate lady was the only person who had been killed. This was in order to save the prisoner from ten years penal servitude, which is the minimum penalty for parricide, whereas manslaughter with extenuating circumstances can be let off with mere confinement. France is beyond doubt the country, where murder can be committed with the least fear of serious consequences provided that any sentimental element can be introduced. In the case of Wache de Roo he cried and sobbed piteously during the whole proceedings and swooned when being interrogated, but it was noticed that as soon as the sentence was passed he seemed to recover his self-possession altogether. It is not in theatres alone that the most excellent comedies are often to be seen. ?Paris correspondent of the London stanaarci. Lo, the Rich Indian.?The per capita wealth of the Indian is approximately $2,130, that for other Americans is only a little more than $1,300. The land! owned by the Indians are rich in oil, timber and other natural resources of all kinds. Some of the best timber land in the United States is owned by Indians. The value of their agricultural lands , runs up in the millions. The ranges which they possess support about 500,- * 000'sheep and cattle, owned by lessees, bringing in a revenue of more than $272,000 to the various tribes besides providing feed for more than 1,500,000 heads of horses, cattle, sheep and goats belonging to the Indians themselves. Practically the only asphalt deposits in the United States are on Indian lands?Red Man. Xi Already more than 1,000 elementary schools have been opened in Slam, the country enjoying an educational boom because of the interest of the king. r*i II POWDER ly Pure BAKING EASY ght Biscuit >licious Cake linty Pastries ne Puddings aky Crusts d the food Is finer* I ire tasty, cleanly than the ready- : shop or grocery. nn ** r* j I/V nwv?|??? m-m mm - nd Addrmmm. | ER CO., NEW YORK. I CAROLINA SPECIAL ' High Class Electrically Lighted Train Between Charleston, S. C., and Cincinnati, Ohio, via Southern Railway . and C. N. O. and T. P. Railway, Running Through Columbia, Spartanburg, Asheville, Knoxville, Harrlman Junction and Lexington, Ky., consisting of first-class Coaches, Pullman Drawing Room Sleeping Car, Pullman Observation Sleeping Car, and Dining Car Service. Solid Between Charleston and Cincinnati On the Following Schedules: Westbound No. 7. Leave Charleston 9.00a.m. Leave Summerville 9.38a.m. Leave Columbia 1.00p.m. Leave Spartanburg 4.15p.m. Arrive Asheviiie 7.37p.m. Arrive Cincinnati 10.00a.m. Eastbound No. 8. Leave Cincinnati 6.30p.m. Leave Asheviiie 10.25a.m. Arrive Spartanburg 1.40p.m. Arrive Columbia 4.45p.m. Arrive Summerville 8.05p.m. Arrive Charleston 8.45p.m. Connecting at Cincinnati with . through trains for Chicago, Cleveland, , Detroit, St. Paul, Seattle, St. Louis, Kansas City, Denver, San Francisco and points West and Northwest. E. H. Coapman, V. P. and G. M.; S. H. Hardwick, P. T. M.; H. F. Cary, G. P. A.; J. L. 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J ATLANTA, GA. lizeris the most expensive item e levies upon himself and that o it in wasteful sums with every ; crops and the critical fruiting se itted to "taxation without repress me" and "Southern Big" Brai big returns in crops and enhanc est class of Blood, Bone and Tan s crop feeders. They do not leac dually that the plant is fed plent aste. Our goods are as good as a guar , Read the experience of good m to be the best they ever us< ;ar Book and learn more about it lern CIs" Brands rlways make 1 FOR SALE BY LL and YORK The Difference Between a good and a poor preparation in business method is just the difference between system and carelessness, between success and failure. Deposit your money with us and do your business in a systematic manner. The Bank of Clover, OIiOVBR, S. O. Wf You are measured by the Stationery you send out. Use The Enquirer kind. ? s of goods improves on old Better Goods for the Same is no exception to this rule, very thing, with our elec: Best Quality of Materials during Fertilizers unsnrtion and Mechanical Conall inquiries. lizer Company, I ith Carolina. LJPPLY CO. . SUCCESS BANK ACCOUNT R VALENTINE he?bdu/nwnzti, O O Ten Years or more proves the eposits and Savings Accounts k YOUR Bank. .VINGS BANK. -$2.00 and $3.00 Per Year. igNewIn^j^ a Ware Aluminum Ware is ramdly ng purposes. It is talcing tip! ware because while its than ordinary ware, it is long run, as it is guaran3 and will last practically Ware, made only from pure i, will not crack, scale, peel, -* ?a?Ii* olvutf nnp 11 wcigua vimjt t cleaned and handled, and tarnish. Absolutely pure, ne; saves money, time and he original and gen. I f I with the Maiteaa v IDWARE COMPANY \ C g IOSEPH OKLAHOMA CITY J ^fitNY i t OOD, BONE and TANKAGE FERTILIZERS < i a farmer uses on his farm. j requires no bailiff to collect J leaching rain, and when the ason begins, he hnds too late mtation." ids are not taxes, but invested values of land. They are ikage, especially prepared for h out in the soil, but become 1 ifully and systematically just | anteed bond, and farmers who used id. Call on your QQll ligger crops. jBBK : SUPPLY CO. CALL ON I. W. Johnson For Ivory Soap, Fairy Soap, Tar Soap, Flotilla Soap. For Evangeline Syrup, Karo Syrup, Velva Syrup. For Diamond crystal oau. Fresh shipment of Chewing and ? Smoking Tobacco. g Complete line of Cigars. d I. W. Johnson. j t W All kinds of Typewriter Ribbons y at The Enquirer Office. E | Of Vital h The choice of a right important thing to the Pla Your crop is literally dep har vnii nco Y nil cl LV1 J VU U(JV< A VW U1 Fertilizer which is alwa] Right Standards of Manu none superior to Colun Fertili The Most Progressive ar testify to this fact. COLUMBIA ? I COLUMBIA GUA I NORFOL I CARROLL BROS., York 1 flgjy n VmV / )LEOMARGARINE BUTTER? It looks like butter, it tastes like buter and smells like butter. The people irho make and sell it say it is as good s butter, but we all know better. Many people who sell hand separaors says their machines are Just as good s the De Laval but most people know setter. All who have tried, know it is .bout 90 per cent hot air. Ninety-eight per cent of the world's reamery men use the D? Laval. The xeater per cent of these men know rhat it takes to handle milk to the >est advantage. The skim milk fed hot and sweet to he pigs and calves is worth 100 per ent more. Enough differencee saved to ay for the little machine in one year, 'he machine will last 20 years if cared or. On a large herd of cattle it would lot take long for the machine to pay or itself. Have one set up in your lome without any expense to you, and ry it and be convinced. Iforkville Creamery Asso. TAX RETURNS FOR 1911 Jffics of ths County Auditor of York County, South Carolina. Yorkville, S. C.. December 2, 1910. ij \ S required by statute my doom win ljL be opened at ay office in Yorkrllle on MONDAY. JANUARY 2, 1911, ind kept open until FEBRUARY 20, .911, for the purpose of listing: for axatlon all PERSONAL, and REAL 'ROPERTY held In York county on Tanuary 1, 1911. All returns must he made in regular orm and it is preferable that they be nade by the property owner in person o me or my assistant, direct, on blanks >rovlded for the purpose. The returns nust be dnly sworn to either before me >r my assistant, or some other officer lualifled to administer an oath. All items of realty, whether farms, >r town lots, must be listed separately. Returns made on proper blanks, and iworn to before an officer qualified to idmlnlster an oath and forwarded to ne by registered mall before February >0, 1911, will be accepted. All taxpayers are particularly reluested to inform themselves as to the lumber of their respective school disricts, and where they have property in nore than one school district, they will tlease make separate returns lndicatng the location of each piece of property. The school districts in which here are special levies are as follows: os. 23 and 27, in Bethel township; 7os. 6. 29, 83 and 43 in Bethesda townihlp; Nos. 9, 20, 40 and 44 in Broad liver township; Nos. 9, 16 and 20 in Jullock's Creek township, No. 12 Caawba township; Nos. 7, 12, 36 and 43 n Ebenezer township; Nos. 21, 28 and 9 in Fort Mill township; Nos. 2 and 7 in King's Mountain lownsmp; noa. 1, 20, 33, 35, 42 and 43 In York townhip. For the purpose of taking Tax Reurns, the Auditor's Office will be open ii York\ fl le from February 2nd to Febuary 20th, when the books will be losed and the penalty will attach. All males between the ages of tweny-one and sixty years, except Confedirate soldiers over the age of fifty ears, are liable to a poll tax of $1, and dl persons so liable are especially reluested to give the numbers of their espectlve school districts In making heir returna It will be a matter of much accomnodatlon to me if as many taxpayers ib possible will meet me at the resectlve appointments mentioned above, o as to avoid the rush at Yorkvllle luring the closing days. JOHN J. HUNTER. County Auditor. Yorkvllle, S. C., December 2, 1910. 96 t At WW The Business man you write to, udges you by the quality of your Staionery. The best is the cheapest for ou to use. 8end your orders to The inquirer. mportance. I | Fertilizer is a most inter. indent on the Fertiilould therefore use a rs made according to facture. There are i iA(/v CUIU ?? fzers id Successful Farmers You should demand BRANDS i NO COMPANY K ,VA. ville, S. C., Agents ; t \ i