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Having Fun With Her Hubby.
There's nothing in that about women
not having any sense of humor.
Here's a case that happened.
The Campions, Mr. and Mrs., boarded
the Euclid car to make the homeward
Journey.
Campion had just discovered that he
was entirely without funds, except a
check tucked away in his pocketbook?
not even a dime for carfare.
"I've spoken to you several times
about such carelessness," observed
Mrs. Campion In a vexed tone. "If I
didn't happen to have 20 or 30 cents in
my purse we'd have to walk home, for
it's too late for you to get that check
cashed. You ought to make sure that
you have change in your pocket before
you get on the street car."
"Oh, well, s'long as you've got carfare
let's don't worry about what might
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irappen, uui in vamyiuu,
"I've never been put off a street car
yet."
The car was so nearly filled that
they couldn't get seats together, but sat
down on opposite sides of the aisle,
stin glaring at each other.
The conductor came up for Campion's
fare.
"My wlfe'll hand It to you," says
Campion, nodding in the direction of
his helpmeet.
The fare taker went over to her.
She handed him a quarter and he
gave her 15 cents change.
"What's this for,?my change a nickel
short?" she inquired Icily.
"Took out for your husband,'" replied
the conductor.
She looked around. What! That
man told you to get his fare from me?
Why, I never saw him before. He's an
impostor."
Campion was game. And all that
saved him from being put oft the car
was that he persuaded the conductor
to accept three 2-cent stamps.?Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
A Great Orator.
The appeal that a fine flow of oratory
will make to men and women
was amusingly exemplified one night
at a meeting in west .rnuaaeipnia,
says a Philadelphia paper. A noted
speaker was appealing to a gathering
to give funds toward the work
of cleaning the slums, making life
healthy and happy for the poor and
other Utopian schemes of men and
women whose hearts throb with longing
to help their kind.
For half an hour he drew pictures
of the conditions; then with expressive
gestures and his voice throbbing
with enthusiasm he poured out a flow
of rhetoric.
"Our duty, our flag, our country,"
dotted the speech with Italics. The
audience shouted and cheered, and
the women wept, while a storm of
applause swept the room when the
speech was over.
"That's going some, e*i?" said one
man to another In the cloakroom
later.
"Fine sentiments, real feeling?
great, great!"
"I'm so deaf." spoke up another,
with disappointment In his voice,
"that I couldn't hear. What did he
say?"
"Say?say!" stammered the others,
looking Into each other's faces.
"Why?he?he?er?hanged If I
know!" And to this day they don't
know. It was only the "holler' that
got them, not the words.
This Is, however, what makes the
orator.
A True Story.
Some years ago In a certain town
in the north a gentleman possessed
of more money than education, was
asked to address the scholars attending
one of the local schools some
Sunday afternoon.
"Well, chlldwen," said he, "I's not
used to public speyking, but I remember
when I was a lad I was very
fond of hearing a story. Shall I tell
ye a story?"
"Once upon a time many years ago
there was a lad, a very good lad, who
went regularly to Sunday school and
niwer missed. But one Sunday afternoon
as he was gawin' to school
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him to gan bird nesting wlv 'em. So
they went alang by the riverside, and
by and by they came to a tree, and
in the tree on a branch which overhung
the watter was a nest. The two
bad lads sent the good lad to climb
the tree and fetch the eggs. Up he
went and. got on the branch, farther
and farther, and Just as he was reaching
out his hand to tak' the nest the
branch brok', and he fell into the
river and was drooned."
After waiting a few moments to
allow his hearers to thoroughly grasp
the full extent of the catastrophe he
resumed with:
"Childwen, the story is true, for the
lad that was drooned was me."?
London Tit-Bits.
Squelching a Smart Lawyer.?In a
suit tried in a Virginia town, says the
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph, a
young lawyer was addressing a jury
on a point of law, when good-naturedly
he turned to the opposing counsel,
a man of much experience, and
asked:
'"PhoiV* lo'Ht T holiovp Pnl W CI TV
kins' '
Whereupon Hopkins, with a smile
of conscious superiority replied:
"Sir, I have an office in Richmond
wherein I shall be delighted to enlighten
you on any point of law for
a consideration."
The youthful attorney, not in the
least abashed, took from his pocket
a half dollar piece, which he offered
to Col. Hopkins, with this remark:
"No time like the present. Take
this, sir; tell us what you know and
give me the change."
Led By the Nose.?An analytical
chemist was retained as a skilled witness
some years ago, where there
were questions of analytical chemistry.
There was one case where a
farmer had bought some artificial
manure, and he was being sued for
the price of it. He resisted payment
on the ground that the material had
none of the qualities of manure at
all. The expert chemist was one of
the witnesses, and had stated that,
although the substance had the smell,
it had none of the chemical qualities
of manure. Under cross-examination
he was asked, if that was so, how did
he account for hundreds of the best
farmers having taken the manure for
many years. "They must have been
led by the nose," returned the witness.?Dundee
Advertiser.
Doing Very Well.? "How's your son
making out in business?" asked the
first capitalist.
"Very well, indeed," replied the
other; "he's got a quarter of a million."
"Why, you started him with a million,
didn't you?'
"Yes, and It's two months now since
he started operations in Wall street."
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gjdijsrrllanrouis grading.
IN THE UNSPOILED SOUTH.
Northern Women Walk From Charleston
to Savannah.
"For a walking trip at this season, I
recommend the southern states, Georgia
and the Cterolinas especially." The
speaker was a young woman of limited
means who boasts of having
tramped in every state in the Union.
"If you haven't any money to throw
away it is better to go in twos or
fours.
"Many persons fancy that three is an
ideal number for a walking trip. That
is a mistake, for as a rule two or four
can get accommodations in the country
fnr ?h?? same nrice as one or three. I
have made five walking- trips in the
states mentioned during the winter
and always enjoyed them hugely.
"Of the five, I believe I like the one
where my college chum, her married
cousin and the husband of the latter
accompanied me. We look the boat to
Charleston, where we spent six days
seeing the city. We saw the city and
much of the surrounding country, the
azalea garden and the tea plantation
Included at a cost of 75 cents in car
fares. We stopped in a boarding house
near the Battery, where we got excellent
accommodations and delicious
meals at the rate of $1 a day. This included
three meals a day and when we
were to be away the lady of the house
gladly put us up a bountiful lunch.
"From Charleston we tramped
straight across the country to Beaufort,
stopping over night usually at the
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man. At the north, when on a walking
trip, you would not think of approaching
the home of wealthy citizen,
or even a well-to-do person and asking
to be taken in for the night It is quite
different in the south, as we found out
on that trip.
"Our first night out from Charleston
we passed a large, prosperous looking
place and stopped at a small house a
quarter of a mile further on. When we
made our wants known to the mistress
she looked at us helplessly, then said
yes, of course she woud take us in and
do the best she could for us, but why
hadn't the major taken us in? When
we explained that we hadn't dared to
ask the major, she gave us another
stare and Informed us that everybody
stopped at the major's. He had a big
house and all his children were married
off. So back to the major's we
went.
"We received a royal reception, or
at least it seenjed so to us. Dogs by
the dozen met us before we reached
the yard gate and their barks and yelps
brought several groups of negroes,
grown ups and children and finally the
major himself appeared at the top of
the tall front steps.
"The man of our party tried to talk
business in the way of asking the cost
of lodgings and meals, but it was of
110 use. The major waived his questions
aside and invited us in. We were
shown to large rooms on the second
floor, and though the furniture seem
ed scanty to our eyes, accustomed as
we were to seeing the same number of
pieces In one-quarter of the space, we
found them more than comfortable.
"That Is until bedtime came, when
we found ourselves sinking out of sight
of each other In a feather bed. Of
course, being college bred women my
chum and I had been taught the unwholesomeness
of such beds. Equally
of course, we both knew that we should
have got up at once and removed the
feathers and made ourselves comfortable
on the two cotton mattresses beneath.
"Unfortunately for our training we
were both tired, and after talking the
matter over we decided to try It for
one night. It proved to be for all night,
too, for neither of us opened our eyes
again until aroused the next morning
by an unusual sound, when we discovered
a negro girl on her knees before
the fireplace building a fire. She assured
us that It was terrifically cold as
she had found Ice in the water bucket
on the back piazza Of course, we decided
to follow her advice and remained
In bed until the fire burned.
"After breakfast we paid the negro
housekeeper 75 cents each, the major
and Mrs. Major having been amply repaid
for our company. As we were
leaving the housekeeper handed the
man of the party a parcel neatly wrapped
in a newspaper at the same time
putting Into my hands a paper covered
bottle. She explained that it was something
to stay our stomachs when we
got tired walking and in case we came
back that way, which of course they
all hoped we would do, I might bring
her the bottle.
"The bottle contained delicious cold
coffee with both milk and sugar, while
the parcel was made up of fresh biscuits.
broiled ham and four large baked
yams. There was a plenty of it though
we all had ravenous appetites when we
stopped by the roadside under a live
oak and with a beautiful view of the
ocean for lunch.
"One of the charms about this particular
trip Is the sea views you get.
On the other side you often see groves
of moss draped oaks interspersed with
tall gaunt pines and tropical looking
palmetto trees. Sometimes we were
quite near the sea and then again we
were forced to go miles inland by a salt
marsh.
"At Beaufort we spent a week again
In a boarding house, though I have
since learned that we might have stayed
at the one hotel at about the same
rates because of the season. This place
has not yet been discovered by the
health or pleasure seeker from the
north and for that reason board and
meals can be had in the winter even
cheaper than in either Charleston or
Savannah. During the summer it is
crowded because the people from the
Interior come down for salt bathing
and the sea air.
"We enjoyed our week here, though
to many persons the place might not
appeal on account of its being so quiet.
Fortunately the man of our party was
interested in the fossil remains of fish
that are taken from the river beds near
Beaufort and after being ground are
sold as fertilizer. We put in two days
investigatihg these fossils and inspecting
the factories where the pulverizing
is done.
"Another day we tramped down to
the point where Ribaut is said to have
erected the first fort built on this continent.
excepting of course that built
by the Spanish at St. Augustine. It
was at this spot, so we were informed
by a gentleman from Beaufort who
acted as our guide, that the Spaniards,
finding the fort insufficiently defended,
killed the inmates and left behind the
written taunt, 'not as to Frenchmen, but
as to heretics and infidels.'
"While I can't say that our guide
pointed out the very live oak that this
writing was posted on he told us the
story and pointed out the outlines of
the fort which are still plainly to be
seen at low tide. This fort was built
of a mixture of lime, shell and pebbles
and behind It on the land side' there is
a wonderful grove of old live oaks.
Standing at the extremity of the point
on which it once stood, Beaufort can be
seen on one hand, Port Royal on the
other and Paris Island almost directly
in num.
"This trip was taken in a small sailboat
though it might easily have been
walked as it is only about a couple of
miles from Beaufort. It was on our return
from Ribaut's fort that our guide
showed us an old history in which the
writer after describing the wonderful
advantages of the harbor of Port Royal
declared that it would never be a
place of any importance. There was
no reason given for this declaration
and we found the belief amounted almost.
to a superstition among the people
of Beaufort.
"Speak of Port Royal as a future
seaport and they shrug their shoulders.
Once while talking about Paris Island
after our visit to see the naval station,
the people listening said it would never
be any sort of a place, the government
could never make a place of any
Importance of it because it was too
near Port Royal.
"There are several haunted houses
in Beaufort. There is also the grave Jf
an unknown nameless woman, a beautiful
lady who came to the place in the
days of the grandparents of the present
generation, lived, died and was
buried without so much as her name
being known.
"The waterfront of Beaufort reminds
you of the Battery of Charleston,
though, of course the old houses are
neither so many nor so handsome.
The churches are old and surrounded
by romantically beautiful moss draped
trees, the whole inclosed in high brick
walls. In every garden there were
blooming flowers and people seemed
willing enough to give them away.
"There were several handsome yachts
In the river below the town during our
stay. We saw their naphtha launches
going back and forth as if taking on
fresh provisions or for expected mail.
The natives seemed* to take no more
interest in them than if they had been
so many scows. In 3ome way our entire
party was impressed with the fact
that the people of Beaufort cared less
for money than any other people in the
world. Everybody had enough to eat
and to spare and what they lacked 1n
the way of raiment they were either
unconscious of or cheerfully did without.
"From Beaufort we walked to Port
Royal. It consumed less that half a
day though we made several side excursions,
seeing everything that was
suggested to us as interesting. We remained
over night at Port Royal
though we could have done ten miles
more that day after seeing the only
thing of interest, a few pens where turtles
are fattened.
"From Port Royal to Savannah the
country is exceedingly beautiful. The
growth becomes more and more tropi
cal, that is to say the palmetto becomes
more common and blooming: flowers are
found more often In the wocds. It was
early in January and the weather was
very cold at the north, but during: that
entire trip we were never without corsage
and buttonhole bouquets. If possible
we found prices cheaper and people
less willing to accept payment for
our board and lodging.
"When passing an oyster bed, and
everybody along that coast appears to
possess such a piece of property, we
always got as many oysters as we could
eat and there was never any charge.
Of course we always gave the negro,
for it was always a negro gathering the
oysters, something, but there was never
any charge. How long such conditions
will last is hard to say, but that
Is the way we found them as we tramped
from Charleston to Savannah.
"We remained in Savannah three
weeks and then returned to Charleston
by boat to catch our steamer back to
New York. Though Savannah is not
so quaint as Charleston It Is different
enough from any place you find in the
east and the west to make It intensely
interesting. We stopped at a boarding
house recommended us by the woman
with whom we had boarded in Charleston.
We got comfortable rooms with
well cooked meals for $8 a week.
"Like our Charleston hostess this
landlady kept a bountiful table and at
each meal we had what appeared to us
a wonderful variety of breads, always
hot. Though the market of Savannah
is not so famous as that of the South
Carolina seaport, we found it even
IntAroeHnar Kooonoo tif OTOQ tpr
abundance of fruits, flowers and vegetables.
Of course it was later in the
season, but it impressed me that the
Georgia city was the better for those
who were on the lookout for the luxuries
of life at the lowest prices.
"We each took a small trunk with us
to Charleston and when we started on
our tramp shipped them by express to
Savannah. For the actual tramp, we
women each wore a short serge skirt,
a sateen petticoat, a wash shirtwaist
and a heavy knit sweater. Our shoes
were the kind we had found comfortable
for walking and well broken in to
start with and our stockings were good
quality cotton.
"For a change, we carried a change
of underwear, two extra shirtwaists, a
pair of slippers and two pairs of extra
stockings, and of course our toilet articles.
We left New York with the intention
of taking a supply of sweet
chocolate and a few other eatables, but
before the end of our week in Charleston
we saw how unnecessary .they
would be. Instead of a pack we carried
our extras in oilcloth bags very
similar to those used by some school
children.
"We found our supply of clothing
ample, as it is always easy to get
washing done. All we had to do was to
stop at a neat looking negro cabin and
ask how long it would take to have
certain garments wasneu ana aone up.
If the sun was shining only a couple of
hours or so would be required. As the
sun was always shining we were never
detained very much longer than the
time named.
"A full wash, which included the underwear
of the entire party, with at
least one shirtwaist and one soft shirt
for the man, cost 50 cents. It was always
fairly well done, though our
laundress invariably informed us she
could do very much better if she only
had time to 'bile 'em.'
"When we reached Savannah my
shoes were pretty nearly gone so I
bought a pair. Right there is the only
grudge I have against Savannah. It is
almost if not quite impossible to get
shoes there to fit a northern foot, they
are very high in price and they wear
almost no time at all. As for walking
shoes though we went from store to
store and looked at everything in stock,
we never saw a pair of women's shoes
with anything more than paper soles.
The heels were almost invariably high
and the size surprisingly small.
"Another winter we began our tramp
in Savannah and walked to Augusta
and from there to Columbia, S. C. The
country is beautiful, becoming more
rolling as you get further inland, the
people are cordial, but the prices get
higher. In Augusta we found it impossible
to get board for less than $12 a
week. Aiken was worse and Columbia
just as bad.
"All three places were swarming with
northerners, so after spending: a few
days in each we hastened on into the
country, but it took a good day's Journey
to get us back to the dollar a day
standard. Our average distance on
both trips was fourteen miles a day.
The cost of such a trip, exclusive of
railroad or steamer tickets, should be
about $40 a month."
FEATHERED ROBBERS.
The Jay and the Crow Are Outlaws
Among Bird*.
The Jay and the crow have a very
bad reputation?that of robbing other
birds' nests?and it is richly deserved.
Which is the worse it were
hard to say. Probably one is as bad
as the other. But their methods are
different.
The Jay reminds one of the Jolly
freebooter of old. He seems to take
a pride in his depravity and to rob
as much for amusement as for plunder.
He will approach a neet in full
day. The protests of the owner are
met with Jeers of mockery, as It
were. If these could be translated
into words the result would be something
like this: "Ha! ha! I like to
hear a poor inslgnflcant little tit like
you with common drab plumage
threaten the like of me! You make
me laugh, really. But, what's the
matter with you, anyway? Do you
not see that I am paying you a distinguished
honor in deigning to select
your eggs for my breakfast? You
must be a very stupid little bird.
Please stop that outcry and leave me
in peace."
Then after hopping from limb to
limb all about the nest and displaying
his gay military trappings to the
full, he will proceed to pounce upon
the eggs or young, as the case may
be. Quite often as much of these
will be scattered upon the ground as
will be eaten. His whole manner is
reckless and extravagant. Nor does
he exhibit the least fear or appear
to be in the slightest degree conscious
that what he is doing is wrong.
When his feast is finished he will hop
about again, more gayly and superciliously
than ever, and finally fly off
with a mocking laugh,' while the poor
little victim views the ruins of her
hopes with despair.
How different from all this is the
crow and his manner of procedure!
With the air of a midnight marauder
he tries industriously to live up to
it. He will only approach a nest in
the dusk of morning or evening and
his manoeuvres are stealthy and cautious
in the eoctreme. After the discovery
if the nest he will fly off a sertaln
distance and takes up a position
of observation. Having satisfied himself
that there are no traps or surprises
in store he will fly a little nearer
the nest. Here he will study the
owner, who now has taken alarm and
those whom her cries may summon
to the spot. If there is nothing to
apprehend in the way of attack (and
of course, usually there is not), the
marauder will make his way right
up to the nest, which in turn he will
study while occasionally casting furtive
glances about him.
His air at this moment is full of
interest. Dark and fierce and rapacious,
there is yet a certain craven
look which seems to betray a consciousness
of guilt. The whole figure
mniiiH fin eredlt to one of those be
cloaked prowlers we read about as
lurking o* nights in the byways of
old Spain or Italy.
The outcries of the owner of the
nest, of her mate and perhaps of
some sympathetic neighbors. become
louder and more frantic, but they
produce no effect upon the Intruder,
save for the occasional sidelong furtlve
glance, he remaining quite impassive.
At length, when everything
has been observed and studied, and
there seems to be no danger imminent,
the attack Is made. This is so
voracious that in a few minutes all
is over. Then the marauder, after
wiping his bill on a branch, will betake
himself away as silently as he
came. If we follow his lumbering
flight with our eyes we will see him
light upon the top of some tree at a
considerable distance and there give
vent to a series of strident caws,
This, no doubt, is his way of expressing
satisfaction over his successful
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full of lost buttons one never by any
chance comes upon a lost buttonhole?
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A TERROR TO CROOKS.
Stories of Lieutenant Sheridan who
Will Guard Banks.
Owing to an affection of the eyes
which Interferes with his proper
vision. Lieutenant William Patrick
Henry Sheridan, who Is known to the
law-breaking fraternity of two continents
as "the man with the camera
eye," recently retired from the detective
department of the New York
city police force to enter Into partnership
with William J. Burns, former
secret service man, who is official
guard of the 1,400 banks in the
American Bankers' association, a
trust formerly held by the Pinkerton
agency.
The remarkable memory for faces
that characterizes Lieutf int Sherl*
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aan S career maue iiim ?. .icuiaicu tn
police circles the world over. His eye
was unerring, and once the features
of a criminal's faee were beheld by
him they were photographed In his
mind, and he never made a mistake
in identification. In this regard he
was one of the most valued members
of the city detective force, and as
"the man with the camera eye" he
was a terror to evildoers of every
nation.
Feared By Criminals.
Lieutenant Sheridan got his start
under Inspector Thomas Byrnes in
1887, a year after his appointment to
the force. He was sent after an assistant
cashier who had robbed the National
Park bank of $165,000 and after
a search of six months found his
quarry In a hole in the Canadian
hills known as Standstead. He was
instrumental In bringing hundreds of
robbers, safe crackers and other
criminals to justice. He especially
was valuable in his identification of
criminals, every mark that served to
identify them being photographed in
his memory.
It is doubtful if there Is another
man in the United States who inspired
more fear than did Sheridan
In the hearts of criminals with records.
No man in the history of the
New York police department has been
so quick to see through a disguise and
to identify prisoners with pictures
that had been taken five, ten and
even twenty years before.
Many a city as far west even as
San Francisco came to learn that the
appearance of .Sheridan in a crowd
was the surest means of ridding the
city of a band of itinerant crooks.
Sheridan was the man to whom the
New York police department turned
when all others failed to identify a
prisoner. If Sheridan passed a prisoner
it was taken for granted that
his picture was not unong the 200,000
or more In the rogues gallery.
Conviction of a Bank Sneak.
A case where Sheridan made good
with his camera eye is that of a
bank sneak who was arrested in
Brooklyn In 1903 and who gave the
name of William Murphy. Murphy's
picture was taken In Brooklyn and
sent over to Mulberry street for Identification.
"Why." Bald Sheridan, "that's Bob
Suffrage; served five years In Liverpool,
eight years In Brussels and two
years in Sing Sing. He was arrested
twenty-one years ago by Tom Mulvey,
on Reynolds' stalf."
Inspector Titus sent Tom Mulvey
over to the Raymond street Jail In
Brooklyn to Identify the prisoner.
Mulvey took a look at him and reported
that he never had arrested
him, never had seen him. Sheridan
himself had never seen Bob Suffrage.
All that he had In mind were the
pictures that had passed through his
hands, two or three out of a total
of 200,000 in the gallery. Sheridan
still insisted that the Brooklyn sneak
thief was notorious Bob.
Finally the prisoner was arraigned
before Judge Aspinall and pleaded
guilty. The judge said to him:
"Now I am going to ask you some
questions, and if you tell the truth
I'll take that into consideration in
sentencing you. Is your name Bob
Suffrage?"
"Yes," said the prisoner, and then
he went on to tell the terms he had
served Just as Sheridan had done
from memory several weeks before.
How He Identified the Precious'Pair. '
Sheridan's friends love to tell how l
he Identified Mott Haven Red and
Frank Codd. They had been taken
in by chance on the Bowery In New
York, and when the precious pair
were stood up the next day no one
knew them, so they went on to Sheridan.
"That's Mott Haven Red, alias Joe
Fay," said Sheridan instantly. "I
saw his picture ten years ago. He
got nine years and eight months in
Danneraora for blowing up a safe of
the Standard Oil company In Syracuse."
The prisoner stoutly denied his
Identity, whereupon Sheridan said to
a detective:
"Pull up his sleeve and you'll find
'W. I. U.' tattooed on his right forearm."
The letters were there.
"Now look on his right hand and
see if the cord on the little finger
has not been shortened," said Sheridan,
and it was. That was too much
lor ivi uil xiavou ucu, auu uc vi/nfessed
his Identity.
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DON'T EXPERIMENT.
You Will Make No Mistake If You
Follow THi? Advice.
Never neglect your kidneys.
If you have pain In the back, urinary
disorders, dizziness and nervousness,
it's time to act and no time to
experiment. These are all symptoms
of kidney trouble, and you should
seiek a remedy which is known to cure
the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills is the remedy
to use. No need to experiment. It
has cured many stubborn cases In this
vicinity.
Pan Ynrkvllle' residents demand
further proof than that contained In
the following testimonial?
S. L. Jenkins, 3 Trenton Mill House,
Ga8tonla, N, C., says: "I place the
utmost confidence In Doan's Kidney
Pills, having used them with the most
beneficial results. For a long time I
was subject to attacks of backache
and when the trouble was at Its
height. I was miserable. Though I
used several remedies, nothing helped
me In the least. I finally heard of
Doan's Kidney Pills, procured a box
and started using them according to
directions. I had not taken them long
before I felt better and was soon entirely
rid of the trouble."
For sale by all dealers. Price 60
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name?DOAN'S?and
take no other.
MAKE YOUR
PLANS NOW
Right now is a good time to make
your pian3 for any building that you
expect to do this coming spring and
summer, and when you have decided
what you want, come and see us.
We will furnish" detailed Plans, Lumber,
Brick, Lime, Cement, Builders'
Hardware, Doors, Blinds, Sash, Carpenters.
etc.. and give you a completed
and satisfactory job or we will furnish
anyone or more of the items above and
will make you satisfactory prices all
along the line.
See us for Rough or Dressed Lumber,
Green or Kiln Dried.
See us for Paints and Oils.
And remember that we can saw your
Logs for you.
J. .1. KELLER & CO
J. C. WILBORN
R.B A T ESTATE
LIST YOUR PROPERTY WITH ME
IF YOU WANT TO SELL?
? FOR SALE ? '
381-2 Acres?Joins R. M. Anderson
and A. K. Sherrer. Land of Wm. Patton.
205 Acres?Land of P. W. Love, six
miles Yorkville; 2 tenant houses; 75
acres cleared, 125 acres in pine and
cedar. Price $1,600.
100 Acres?Ross Love place; 2-story
dwelling on public road and Southern
Rwy.; 30 acres in bottoms, one 3-room
tenant house, bam 25x25, 2-story; everything
in good shape; 2 miles Sharon.
36 Acres?at Delphos. Property of
Ed. W. Sandifer.
200 Acres?In Bethel township, about
4} miles Clover. Joins Lee Campbell
& Bro., a beautiful home; a fine farm,
and has plenty of wood. It is a cheap
home. Price $6,300. Property of Mrs.
Marshall Campbell.
100 Acres?Property of R. R. Love,
on Southern Rwy., 2 miles Sharon, good
2-story dwelling, painted, fine barn and
outbuildings; 30 acres bottom land; 25
acres in timber?some forest timber.
Price $2,700.
63j Acres?A. A. Laughridge place,
joins W. B. Stroup lands. New 3-room
house, 53 acres fine timber. Price,
$1,200.
210 Acres?3 miles Sharon; 4| miles
Yorkville. Joins E. N. Stevenson, R.
B. Hartness. Land lies level; 4-horse
farm open. Property of R. M. Robinson;
one dwelling; 2 guou tenant
houses.
185 Acres?Joins John T. Feemster;
running J mile on Howell's Ferry road;
4 miles Yorkville; one 7-room dwelling;
2 good tenant houses; near good
school. 100 acres in cultivation; 40
acres in forest timber; lies well. Price
$25 per Acre.
821-2 Acres?In Bethel township.
Property of Mary E. C&mpbell; 3 miles
Betnel church; 20 acres in cultivation;
25 acres in timber. Four miles Tirzah
station. Part of this land is level; 4room
house. Price $10 per acre. This
is a bargain.
201 Acres?Land of W. W. Auten,
will divide into small tracts of 100
acres; two good dwellings; 5-rooms
each. Good barn; rolling land. Price
$10 per acre. Three miles Newport station.
1VI Apm" - fin - res in cultivation.
90 acres In umber, 20 acres fine bottom
land; no houses on the land, 1} miles
McConnellsvllle. Great bargain?$10.00
per acre.
One 4-room house and lot on Pinckney
street?Price $600.00.
T90 Acres?J. Meek Whitesides place,
on Clark's fork; 75 acres fine bottoms,
upland rolling and hilly?Price $2,600.
50 Acres?A beautiful cottage near
Bethany on King's Mountain road; 4rooms
and pantry; lie level, a large
new barn, everything very convenient.
No nicer little home in York county.
Healthy, situation ideal. Home of H.
G. Thomasson.
30 Acres?W. N. Ferguson?Garner
place?Joins E ng's Mountain chapel
on King's Mountain road; 1-4 mile of
Filbert.
94 Acres?W. N. Ferguson home
place, near Filbert: a beautiful new
house, level land. Price $40 per acre.
50 Acres?Rachel Burns home place,
Joins L. H. Castles, R. N. McElwee; 7
miles Yorkville. Price $500.
80 Acres?Mrs. E. V. McCarter, one
4-room dwelling, 40 acres open land,
lies well. Near Stroup's store.
45 Acres?Adjoins Mike Carroll; fine
location. Property S. C. Smith.
123 Acres?At Newport Station.
187 Acres?Good land, adjoins F. M.
Lynn, near McConnellsvllle. Price per
icre, $10.00.
186 Acres?Mrs. Kate Williamson
home place, 2} miles from Guthrlesville,
lj from school; 6 horse farm open
land. Lies comparatively level; good
neighborhood, fine farm. Price $18.00
per acre?if bought within 20 days.
144 Acres?Joins W. L. Hill?Youngjlood
place?2 houses and necessary
juthouse. Some land produced a bale
per acre; D. L. Good & Bro. Price
(1,600.
105 Acres?Adjoins the above; 3room
house; land is a little hilly, but Is
rood, strong land. The cheapest land
n York county. Property of Good Bros.
Toins J. C. Klrkpatrlck. Price for 105
teres?$550.00.
100 Acres?Mrs. S. A. Nlvens place
i miles good school; 3 miles Yorkville.
loins Mr. Geo. Wallace, near Charlotte
oad. For a quick sale. See me at once.
135 Acres?The dwelling of A. H.
rackson, two tenant houses; 90 acres
n cultivation; 35 acres in timber; 3
nlle of Guthrlesville High school; on
ifork and Chester road; 6 miles Yorkville.
Price $15 per acre.
130 Acres?12 acres fine bottom
and; 60 acres In cultivation; 60 acres
n timber; Joins Mrs. Mattie Nichols
I no J. D. AIKIIIS; 1 UYVeillUB, i. LcnaiH
louses, barn, etc. Price $20 per acre.
34 3-4 Acres?P. "L. Groves, near
Bethany?$20 per Acre.
144 Acres?Grayson heme near Bethiny;
1 2-story, 10-room dwelling; 65
teres in cultivation. Cheap. See this
24 3-4 Acres?Near Bethany?W. F.
*aris. New 3-room house; good barn?
11,150.00.
65 Acres?McAlily Hope place near
3ullock's Creek church?2-horse farm;
rood dwelling.
100 Acres?McAlily home place?
12,700.
50 Acres?Joins R. M. Bratton?
11,000.
1031-2 Acres?In Ebenezer township,
oins Tom Barron, J. H. Barry; lies
evel, good place.
123 Acres?Bethel township?$1,850,
rood place and buildings.
106 Acres?Price $1,260?King's
fountain township?Joins Bob Bigger.
J. C. WILBORN.
THOMSON (
NEW SPRING I
WHITE LAWNS, PAJAMA I
INGS, DIMITIES, BAT
GINGHAMS.'LINEEN, (
HOMESPUN SUITING
SPRING GOODS JUST <
White Cotton Batiste, 40 inch<
n omo i.L ? xt ]
jrrigc, 19 V/io. uic iaru.
Good, 40-inch White Lawn, on
Nice, soft, sheer White Lawn o
Nice, sheer, 40-inch French La
Big line of new patterns in Wl
Sale at 25 CTS. the Yard.
Good line Pajama Checks, full
the Yard.
Good showing of White Dimit
10 Cts., 12 J Cts. and 15 Ct
Big line of New Patterns in B
Sale at 12$ CTS. the Yard
New stock of A. F. C. Dress G
terns, On Sale at 10 CTS.
New spring line of the Best Ga
the Yard.
Good line new spring shades i
10 Cts. the Yard.
Big lot Colored Poplins, all n<
15 Cts. the Yard.
New line spring shades in Strip
the Yard.
New spring styles in Silk Ging!
New spring shades in Hornet
solid colors, On Sale at 19
Big line of yard-wide White I
15 Cts. the Yard.
DRESS :
Good value in Pure White Dre
On Sale at 25 Cts., 29 Cts.
Ten pieces of Brown Linen on
Good, full yard-wide, soft finis
I Best quality genuine Lonsdale
Best quality genuine Cannon (
5 Best quality Hamilton Stripe
12J Cts. the Yard.
Best quality Colored Cheviot !
Best quality genuine Riverside
LACES AND EN
New lot Val Laces now on Sa
Big lot Embroideries on Sale a
Wide Embroidery Flouncings
i New line of Embroidery in S
both Edging and Insertion
20 Cts., 25 Cts., 35 Cts. ant
W Don't Forget THOMS<
When Out Shopping?You'll i
for You Here.
the Thomson!
The Confidence of
Its Depositors
1
Is one of the best assets a Bank can
possess. One that is absolutely essential
to its progress. 1
The sturdy and consistent growth of i
this Bank can be attributed largely to <
the fact that It has always merited ]
such confidence. The unquestioned <
standing of those identified with Its 1
conduct, the soundness of its financial <
policies, its uniform llberalty?make .
banking here safe and satisfactory.
Let us have your Bank Account. We |
will treat you right and give you good -
service. I
THE LOAN AND.SAVINOS BANK
YORKVILLE. 8. C.
M. L. Carroll. C. W. Carroll.
CARROLL BROS.
250 Barrels Floar
3,000 Pounds Lard,
Just received and that must be sold
right away at some price?Quality
Guaranteed.
Come and see us before It Is too
late.
Also have 500 bushels All Ysllow
Corn?sound and dry.
See us for Wagons, Buggies and all
kinds of Farm Implements.
CARROLL BROS.
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FOR SALE 1
TWEDVE-HORSE Erie Boiler, with
complete fittings, In good condition
at a bargain. Call on or write us.
L. M. GRIST'S SONS.
Make Your Drea
DON'T DREAM ABOUT
ARE GOING TO SAVE,
ONCE TO SAVE MORE
Realize that the Only VI
he Systematic?not only in j
! saving. Real Opportunities
j possess Ready Money.
Be prepared when Opp
Your Savings In Our Bank,
pound Interest.
rur MATinNAi
I ABSOLUTE
I ROCK HILL - - SC
3 W. J. RODDEY, President.
COMPANY'S
MERCHANDISE
:hecks, white waistes'
ginghams, a. f. c.
jalatea, poplins and
*s?all new, fresh,
opened up.
is wide, very soft and clingy,
i Sale at 10 CTS. the Yard,
n Sale at 12} and 15 CTS. Yd.
wn, on Sale at 19 CTS. Yard,
lite Mercerized Waistings, on
yard wide, on sale at ia| Cts.
ies and Nainsooks on Sale at
a. the Yard.
ates' Best Ginghams now on
/
inghams, all new, spring patthe
Yard
ilatea Cloth on Sale at 15 Cts.
in Colored Lineen on Sale at
;w spring shades, On Sale at
>ed Poplins, on Sale at 25 Cts.
hams on Sale at 25 Cts. Yard,
tpun Suitings in stripes and
Cts. and 25 Cts. the Yard,
.ineen on Sale at xo Cts. and
LINEN
ss Linens, full 36 inches wide,
, 35 Cts. and 50 Cts. Yard.
Sale at 10 Cts. the Yard,
h Bleaching at xo Cts. Yard.
Cambric on Sale 15 Cts. Yd.
'loth on Sale at 15 Cts. Yard.
Hickory Shirting on Sale at
Shirtings on Sale xo Cts. Yd.
i Plaids on Sale at 8 Cts. Yd.
(BROIDERIES
le at 5 Cts. and xo Cts. Yard,
it 5 Cts. and 10 Cts. Yard,
on Sale 39 and 50 Cts. Yard,
wiss Cambric and Nainsook,
s, On Sale at 10 Cts., 15 Cts.,
1 50 Cts. the Yard.
DN COMPANY'S STORE
Uways Find Something New
??_YORKVILLE,
, SOUTH CAROLINA.
WHTch?
MOO for a Now Typewriter?
or
J50 for a Robuilt Typewriter?
Almost all of the Standard Typewriters,
when new, sell at HO#- -each,
ind it is to be presumed that every one
>f them is worth the price. The namIter
of New Machines sold would indicate
that $100 is not too much, but
suppose you need a Typewriter and
can secure a Factory Rebuilt Machine
?not simply overhauled?but a Typewriter
with New Type, New Platen,
New Parts, (where old parts are
worn); Newly Enameled and 8triped,
Newly Plated Nickel Parts, and Readjusted,
practically a New Machine.
Guaranteed to Last and Wear as well
ind Oo as Good Work as a New Mashine,
at a saving of $30 to $50, which
Jo you think you would buy? As a
business man you would buy the Rebuilt
Machine, wouldn't you? Tou are
under no special obligation to the typewriter
builders, are you? The $30 to
150 saved in buying a Rebuilt Machine
will be worth Just as much to you as
to the original builders, won't it? We
think so.
We can sell you Rebuilt Machines?
Rebuilt in an especially equipped factory
by experts?any one of a dozen or
more different makes of Typewriters,
lust the machine you want?at a good,
big saving. Let us tell you the price
>f a machine of your choosing. A postal
card will bring the information,
rhe price are fwmethlng like this:
Smith Premier No. 2, $42 to $52.
Smith Premier No. 2, two or three coljr
ribbons, $5 extra,
r. n flmftVi viflihlp IfU) r> 170.
Oliver, No. 3, visible, $46 to $62.
Oliver, No. 5, visible. $60 to 168,
Remington, No. 3, $35 to $50.
Monarchs, visible, $65 to $70.
Pox, visible, $60 to $70.
Every business man should use a
Typewriter for all business correspondence?it's
the modern way?the safe
vay. See us about a Typewriter for
rour business.
See us for Typewriter Papers,
Carbons and Typewriter Ribbons.
L. M. GRIST'S SONS,
Typewriter Department,
YORKVILLE, S. C.
ims Come True
P THE MONEY YOU
, BUT START IN AT
OF YOUR INCOME.
ray to be Successful is to
rour business, but in your
come only to those who
ortunity calls by having j
They will grow at Com^
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>UTH CAROLINA
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