tumorous flrpartmrnt. Shirtless Content. Charles Frohman, who Is rapidly establishing a "world theatre"?a theatre where the world's first playwrights and performers work on American lines under his direction?talked the other day about content. "I don't work for money," he said. "The hardest workers never work for money. When did money bring content? "You know the story of the satrap and the Persian physician? A certain young and profligate satrap, exhausted alike In body and in mind, sent for a famous Persian physician and said: " *1 have squandered my youth In riotous living. My frame Is enfeebled like an old man's and my mind is dls ordered with remorse ana norror. un you help me?' "The Persian physician, looking gravely at the pale satrap, answered: " 'You have but one hope. Go forth and find, If there be such, a perfectly contented man. Persuade this man to exchange shirts with you, and you will straightway be strong and happy again.' "The satrap set out upon his search. He traveled many months in vain. But at last he heard of a cobbler who was said to be absolutely contented. "The satrap came at last to the cobbler's door. The house was but a hovel, and on a board before it the cobbler lay asleep. Awaking him, the satrap asked if It were true that he was quite contented, and the cobbler, with a laugh, declared that it was. " 'Then,' said the satrap, 'I have a boon to ask at your hands. It is that you will exchange shirts with me. For thus, a wise physician has said, I may become strong and contented also.' "But the cobbler shook his head. " 'Most cheerfully would I grant your request, young man,' he began, 'but'? " 'Nay, nay, deny me not," the satrap cried. *1 will pay you any sum that you may name. " 'I seek not your gold, youth,' said the cobbler 'but?but'? "'But what?' " 'The truth is, I have no shirt.'"? Washington Star. His Revenge.?The discourtesy of some postofflce lady clerks in London is proverbial. Occasionally, however, the fair creature receives a Roland for an Oliver. An irascible stockbroker entered a certain city office exactly at the hour of closing and approaching the money order desk, politely requested the presiding genius to issue him an order for 48 shillings. "Too late," said the damsel curtly, pointing with an ink stained finger to the clock. The indignant broker stormed, raved and finally challenged the eorrpctness of the timepiece. The im perturbable lady smiled. The following afternoon two minutes before the closing hour the merchant again presented himself and calmly asked: "Am I too late?" "Only just in time," replied the damsel crossly. "Thank you. Now, miss, I must trouble you to Issue me forty-eight orders for 1 shilling each." "F-f-forty-eight!" gasped the horror stricken woman. Her tea had Just arrived and was standing on a table behind the screen. "Surely you are joking?" "Madam," said the stockbroker, raising his hat politely, "courtesy begets courtesy."?London Tit-Bits. An Illustration of Form.?James Ten Eyck, great oarsman and great coach, is teaching the sons of E. H. Harrlman to row. He hopes that they will do in rowing what Jay Gould has done in court tennis. Mr. Ten Eyck. discussing rowing one day in Syracuse, said success depended on form. He explained what he meant by form. Then, by way of illustration, he added: "Everything, everything, goes by form. Thus, out west in the old day, it was the essence of form to be informal. My father used to tell about a squire who would marry the young couple that came to him in such form as this: " 'Bill, do ye take this gal whose hand ye're a-sc,ueezin' to be yer lawful wife, in flush times an' skimp?' " 'I guess that's about the size of it, squire.' " 'Mame, do you take this cuss ye've j'ined fists with to be yer pard thru thick an' thin?' " 'Ye're right fer once, old man.' " 'All right, then. Kiss in court, an' I reckon ye're married about as tight as the law can jine ye. I guess four bits'll do. Bill if I don't have to kiss the bride. If I do. it's six bits extry.'"? Syracuse Herald. A Change of Name.?The Youth's companion tells the following story of a rechristened football team: "Father," said Tommy Bardell, of the William Henry Harrison grammar school, "you want to come next Saturday afternoon and see us play a game with the Oliver Wendell Holmes football team. We're going to do 'em up." "Do you belong to a football team?" asked his father. "It is news to me." "Do I?" exclaimed Tommy proudly. "Well, I reckon! I'm the quarter-bacK of the Tornadoes." "The Tornadoes? Who are they?" # "That's the name of our school team." "H'mp! And you are going to play a game next Saturday, are you? Well, I'll go and see it." The game took place according to announcement, and the Tornadoes were beaten by a score of 26 to 0. "Tommy." said his father, overtaking him while he was on his way home, "what did you tell me was the name of your team?" 'The Tornadoes." answered the boy, "but we're going to change it to something else. We ain't even a fog!" "lMIE J AM I l ti!!? \^i\auic.n. She walked into a bank on upper Broadway and pushed a check through the paying teller's window, as an exchange relates: "You will have to be Identified," said the cashier. "I don't know you, madam." "You don't, eh?" said the woman, with fire in her eye. "Aren't you the father of the Smith family that has a fiat in the Pileremin apartments?" "Y-e-s." "Well. I'm the red-headed janitress that your wife's always complaining about. When you left home this morning I heard you say: 'Emily, if our children get to fighting with that old fury in the basement, don't quarrel with her, wait till I get home and let me talk to her.' Now if you think you can get the best of an argument with"? "Here's your money, madam," said the cashier. iftiscrllanrous grading. WITH NEIGHBORING EXCHANGES. News and Comment Gleaned From Within and About the County. CHESTER. Lantern, September 29: We Intended to say a week ago, but forgot It. that it had been decided not to have a county reunion here this year, on acr?r?nri? r?f tho etete reunion to be held here next yenr. Of course, a county) reunion would make but little impression in the way of exhausting' our hospitality, but perhaps the old soldiers will be just as well pleased to look forward uninterrupted to the state reunion Col. J. W. Reed has had to make several trips to Columbia recently as chairman of the Confederate Infirmary board. The contractors fell down and work came to a standstill. Arrangements have been made, however, to get the contractors on their feet again and insure the completion of the job. The board had kent the'r payments within safe limits, so that there would be no loss except in delay of the work While throwing a ball at the bowling alley Thursday night, Mr. G. W. Ferguson's feet slipped from under him and he fell, breaking on<"bone and fracturing the other in his left arm just above the wrist joint. He went to the hospital and had the bones set and was. able to go on to his work the next day....Dr. G. B. White of this city. Rev. J. A. White of Blackstock, Mrs. Lizzie McDill Brown and little daughter Margaret of Wellridge, expect to leave Thursday morning f r Oxford, Ohio, to visit relatives and attend the centennial celebration of Hopewell church. Mr. J. W. Bigham will accompany them if he is able, but be has been unwell a few days and may not be able for the trip Mrs. J. C. Husbands returned from Columbia Saturday afternoon with Mr. Husbands, who was h' 1 in a slight wreck on a freight train in Columbia Wednesday evening or Thursday morning The accident was caused by the engine of the train on which he was working. jumping the tract. Air brakes were applied and the stop was so sudden he was thrown from the cupola of the cab with so much force he was picked up unconscious and remained so for several minutes. The greatest injury * -U. 3 ?* is to nis oacK ana ten. siuc ?uu u nm be two or three weeks before he will be able to be up Hop Singes dog, which is kept about the laundry, went out on a rampage before daylight Sabbath morning and killed some chickens at Capt. Moore's and Mr. W. H. Hardin's on Wylie street. It killed a cat at Mr. J. L. Simmons' store and went on to Mr. N. P. Johnston's on Gadsden street and killed a "rooster and a hen. Mr. Johnston heard the stir and ran out expecting to catch a thief in his chicken house and encountered the dog. He struck it with a stick and it ran over into Mrs. Massey's back yard and killed one cat and crippled another. The Chinaman offered to pay damages yesterday and save the dog, and some of the parties accepted the offer. Others feel that the dog should be killed Mrs. Susan Catherine Pryor died Sabbath afternoon about 1 o'clock at the home of her son. Dr. S. W. Pryor, where she had lived since the death of her husband, Mr. S. W. Pryor twelve years ago. She was 81 years old and succumbed to an attack of blood poisoning, with complications and the infirmities of age. The remains were taken to Union yesterday for burial. She leaves three sons, Mr. J. C. Pryor of Gaffney, Dr. S. W. Pryor of Chester, and Mr. J. Eben Pryor of Rock Hill; and two daughters, Mrs. L. P. Epting of Spartanburg and Mrs. W. D. Wilkins of Union Mr. S. O. McKeown, superintendent of the chain ?1 *k/v aU?? Cn invloi' gang, WI1U \> its III II1C tui Octtui uu.1, reports the gang as still camped near Mr. Walker Atkinson's store near Lando. Since completing the steel bridge at Lando the gang has been engaged in repairing roads in the vicinity, but the lumber having arrived for the 120 foot approach to the steel bridge, attention will now be given to this job. When this approach or bridge, which is to be built of wood, is completed the gang will construct a similar bridge at Johnson's ford on Tinker's creek, after which a move will be made to Great Falls, and thence to McAfee's cross roads to build a steei bridge over Sandy river. The gang now numbers fifty-five convicts, next to the largest number ever enrolled at one time. On one occasion just after court there were sixty prisoners doing time on the county roads, but the present number represents high water mark except for this one occasion The abstract of county Auditor I. McD. Hood, prepared and sent in last week to Comptroller General A. W. Jones, contains some interesting figures. The report shows the total taxable property values In the county for the year 1908 to be $6,426,683 as against $5,916,166 for the year previous, showing a gain of $510,517. The number of acres of land returned for taxation is 359,560. Other figures are as follows: Value of real estate, $3,170,435: personal property. $2,208,436: railroads. $1,047,812. The taxes on this property are divided as follows: state tax, $35,346.75: ordinary county, $19,280.05: special county. $6,426.68: 3-mill school tax, $19,280.05: special school tax, $9,840.75: No. of polls, 4,544; No. of dogs, 2,824. There is a healthy and encouraging growth all down the line, showing that there has been material advance despite the protracted financial disturbances. GASTON. Gastonia Gazette, Sept. 29: Congressman Kinley of Yorkvllle, S. C.. was in town this morning en route to Richmond, Va An unknown burglar made an unsuccessful attempt Sunday night to enter the store of Mr. D. A. Matthews at Clover. Holes were bored in the side door, the presumption being that he intended to saw out an entrance. A similar attempt was made to enter this store two months ago. There is no clue to the guilty party Mr. J. R. Pegram of Yorkvllle, who with Mr. W. R Moore bought a controlling interest in the Neely Yarn mill, located at Yorkville, about two years ago, and Willi Willi .111. illUUIC WU.-1 illuici; V-H" gaged in the management of the business, sold his interest to Mr. Moore about two weeks ago because of impaired health Next Sabbath will be the occasion of the fall communion services at the Associate Reformed Presbyterian church. Preliminary services will begin Wednesday night and will be held at 3.30 p. in., and 7.30 p. m. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Rev. J. M. Bigham of Huntersville, will assist the pastor. Rev. Pr. J. C. Galloway, in these services The Piedmont Telephone om in the house the fur- ^\\y not reach. It's so easy to W/, nd carry a W I Oil Heater ] tnokeless Device) I ?suitable for any room in the A s device absolutely preventing JrU nek as high as you can or Jrnj j font holds 4 quarts of oil ML heat for 9 hours. Fin- r*iM[||[[[ lickel?an ornament gX?^\\\\\\v r heater warranted. y* ^1)11 el plated and equipped J U 1jt^"~ | 1111 Ivery lamp warranted. 1 /1 1JI or Rayo Lamp Iran III 11111 III f]PQ111111111 PANY (([( t\mm\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\M LET THE PEOPLE RULE." APPEAL TO DEMOCRATS Far Bryan and Kern Campaign Fund from the Democratic National Committee. Editor Yorkville Enquirer: Dear Sir: There are no secrets in this Campaign. Strictly practicing what he preaches, Mr. Bryan would not win victory with tainted money paying the election expenses. Not a dollar is to be accepted which requires any promise, either express or implied, other than for HONEST, IMPARTIAL GOVERNMENT. Mr. Bryan will enter the White House absolutely free from entangling alliances, free to serve all classes of honest citizens alike, or he will not enter it at all. Hence the course is plain. The campaign of Bryan and Kern must be conducted by the people. The people must pay the necessary campaign expenses if they want public servants who will serve their interests. Special interests and favored classes, having secured "SWOLLEN FORTUNES" by purchasing favors in the past with MILLIONS CONTRIBUTED TO CONTROL ELECTIONS, stand I ready to give MILLIONS* MORE FOR CONTINUED FAVORS. But that class never gives a dollar unless it buys a pledge. Mr. Bryan says, from March 4th, 11909, "LET THE PEOPLE RULE." This can come only if the people pay . their own bills, and control their own elections. "BEWARE OF THE TRUSTS 1 BEARING GIFTS." That policy of the favored few buying a mortgage on the Government ' meant that tne candidate for President knew a few people only in an entire State. Bryan says, "We will take the cause of PEOPLE'S RULE home to the people in every county." You can serve the arand cause of i popular government through the col- j umns of your paper. It reaches the : fireside of the patriot who loves his ! country for his country's GOOD; as I distinguished from the greedy possessor .Uinllan fnr+nnAs whn loves his coun- I try only for his country's GOODS. Please carry this letter in Bold Type : at the masthead of your paper, asking i every one who favors Government by 1 the people to pay you, at once, as many dollars as he can spare to aid the I Campaign for BRYAN, KERN AND I PEOPLE'S RULE. You forward these gifts of honpst hearts and homes every week to the treasurer of the Democratic National Committee, with the name of each contributor and amounts given. The Treasurer will forward you a certificate like the copy enclosed for each one, asking you to deliver these certificates. Once more, you should be a part of the Great Organization bearing the Lamp of Light to every nook ana corner of Free America. Our Country is for the People; its Government must be by the People. Sincerely, NORMAN E. MACK, Chairman Democratic National Committee. M. C. WETMORE, Chairman National Finance Committee. HERMAN RIDDER, Treasurer Democratic National Committee. Chicago, Sept. 3, 1908. SEND IN YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS. In accordance with the above THE ENQUIRER will receive subscriptions to the Democratic National Campaign Fund and urgeis all loyal Democrats to i send In their contributions. The Enquirer will transmit them weekly to Hon. Herman Ridder. treasurer of the Democratic National committee, who will issue to each contributor a beautifully executed acknowledgment printed in three colors as a souvenir of their devotion fo the cause of Democracy and the principles of Government by the . People. When sending in your contribution money use the accompanying remit- . tance blank, and, unless, otherwise requested your name will be printed in The Enquirer together with the amount given. REMITTANCE BLANK Cut out this Coupon and send it together with your contribution to The Enquirer. Enclosed please find dollars ($ ) This is my contribution to the Democratic National Campaign Fund for 1908. | | Name Town Address I Money should be sent by check, draft, express or money order. , ~~ ~ ~ ~ I Red Rust Proof SEED OATS EOK FALL PLANTING. I HAVE THEM. FIXE QUALITY? I 75 CENTS A HUSIIEL. 1 CltlMSON CLOVED?ALSO HYE SEED. ( A NO. 1 HOME MADE MOLASSES. TIIY IT. LOUIS ROTH. | See me for your Groceries. My , prices will surprise you and save you I money. < BLANK1 YOU NEEDN'T THINK COLD IT HASN'T?BUT WE JUST WAN LINES OF BLANKETS AND COM LATER ON AND THEN YOU'LL I ?IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT BUYERS MONEY ON EVERY PI 10-4 size, 4 5x72 inches, nicely fle< stitched ends, 7 inch combinat 11-4 size, 64x76 inches, extra hea overstitched ends, 8 1-2 inch ( extra good value at the price. 10-4 size. 55x72 inches, fancy whlt< inch combination striped bord< 10-4 size, 52x72 inches, tan color, der, overstitched ends. Pair 10-4 size, 54x72 inches, extra heavj color combination striped be a splendid weight Blanket. P 11-4 size, 60x76 inches, sanitary al 8 inch fancy combination strip tra heavy weight?5 lbs. to pal 11-4 size, 66x76 inches, soft and a sinpeu uurucr, caiiu ucav; 10-4 size, 55x72 inches, light gray, tion color striping, black over 11-4 Silver Gray Blankets, with re 10 inch combination red and fancy red overstitched ends, splendid weight and extra valt 11-4 Light Gray Blankets, with wh brushed on both sides, very w 11-4 Scotch Plaid Blankets in whi heavy fleece brushed on both tra heavy weight?an unusual 11-4 White and Pink Plaid Blank border?a very attractive patf on both sides, red overstitche< 10-4 size, 60x80 inches, red and bit wool warp and Ailing. Pair .. We also have a full line of th N. C., BLANKETS in 10-4 and 1 $3.00 to $6.00 u Pulr. These Blan hands?you know their value as w to know that we have them. We especially want you to see our stock is very large and prices Size 46Jx78 inches, floral design , straight quilting, wool Ailing, Size 66x75, extra heavy weight, 89 Size 69x78, sateen finish cloth, 100 Size 72x78?This is a beauty for th with pretty floral designs on 1 heavy wool filling, straight qi Eacli Wf OUR GOODS THIS SEASON VERY CLOSE MARGIN OF PROI INTO CASH QUICK. PLEASE 1 ANYTHING FOR ANY LENGTH The Strauss Your Furnii CAN BB SMI ' nirsijj We carry the Larges niture in Oak, Mahogai Eye Maple to be seen olina. Call and see We can Save you M We Sell Pianos W. G. TORY LimK BIT ADDED TO WHAT YOU HAVE, MAKES JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE." And this adding process is a very good thing. Did you ever try it? Mo? Well, suppose you do. Try to save something. It will come handy some day. It is not only a good habit, hut It Pays, and PAYS BIG. Save 10c a day?just ten pennies? and in a year you will have 536.50; 25c a day will give you 591.25 in a pear. It will come easy?once you make a start?beginning Is the Important thing. Put .your Savings in THIS Bank? It will be SAFE here and you can get It hack just any time. BANK OF CLOVER CLOVER. S. C. Do It NOW If there are any small jobs of Carpenter work to do about your house, such as hanging doors or blinds, mending floors, putting In stairs or shelves, putting on a new roof, etc., let us have /our order now, while the weather is warm. We will attend to your job promptly. Remember, that we sell Paints, Lead, Putty, Oils, etc., and are wholesale and retail dealers in Lime and Cement. If you are going to Build?see us. J. J. KELLER & CO. BW Colored Card Board and Blotting Paper in large sheets can be had at The Enquirer office. | The Secret < THE SECRET OF PERFEC j SECRET. "The method of compl j> the sense of taste, just as wise me If I'tIS U1 IIIC UUU)| IM II1C lUllgo. low It, and you will not have to C chew your food until you have d F you want without any fear of Its ? been proven, beyond question, by ? ing the above methods of Mr. Fl< X food supply 20 per cent, and Inci fectlveness 30 per cent. I The Secret < 0 the secret of wealth ? Save In a systematic way?out of Z thing, if no more than a penny, ] WAY. Make up your mind that ; ^ of your earnings each week in our By following the above method if pendent. J We Pay FOUR PER CENT I? v lv. on all money placed in our SA1 1 ? The National ? (ABSOLUTE! f ROCK MILL, S I iTS? ' WEATHER HAS COME YET? T TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR FORTS?YOU'LL NEED THEM CXOW WHERE TO GET THEM ? THAT WE SAVE BLANKET JRCHASE. YOU TRY US. seed on both sides, gray overion striped border, Pair 75 CTS. vy weight, wool fleece brushed, _ combination striped border. An Pair $1.00. i and black mottled mixture, 10J ?rs, overstltched ends. Pr. $1.00. heavy weight, fancy striped bor $1.00. r gray wool mixed stock, assorted rders, white overstltched ends, 'air $1.15. 11 wool mixed stock In tan color, >ed border, overstltched ends, exr. Pair only $1.25. voolly, wide and narrow colored >lght. Pair $1.50. white and black, with combinastltched ends. Pair $1.00. id strlplngs. forming plaid effect, I white figured striped border,, plush fleeced on both sides. A le. Pair $1.50. ilte and pink strlplngs, soft fleece arm, splendid weight. Pr. $1.50. te, blue, red and green mixtures, sides, red over-stltched ends, exvalue. Pair $2.00. :ets with white and pink figured tern, extra heavy fleece brushed i ends. Heavy weight. Pair $3. ick plaid, overstltched ends, pure $3.50. e celebrated ALL WOOL ELKIN 1-4 sizes, ranging In price from ikets need no introduction at our ell as we do. We Just want you i our line of BED COMFORTS? i are most pleasing. , on both sides, assorted colors, 65 lbs. to the dozen. Each, 75c. lbs. to dozen, Each $1.00. lbs. to dozen. Each .... $1.25. e money?light and dark grounds both sides, entirely new patterns, anting, about 85 lbs. to the doz. $2.00. HAVE BEEN MARKED ON A iTT IN ORDER TO TURN THEM DO NOT ASK US TO CHARGE OF TIME. -Smith C tore Wants 'PLIKD AT msim t Stock of Fine Furny, Walnut and Bird's in Upper South Carus before you buy.? [oney. : : : : | ) and Organs. ID & SON, Rock Hill, S. C. BUGGIES We handle the following makes of goods Watertown, Columbus, Guilford, Anchor, Lion, Phoenix and Parry. WAGONS Mandt, Milburn, White Hickory and Hackney. We handle the Johnston Harrows, Mowers and Rakes, not for the reason that they are not In the trust; but because we believe these to be the best made. A MAmfai V* A A AMAA U HSAUI ngciuo tut liio nwuiv i i n i i w ?? W. I. WITHERSPOON CO. ...BLUE ROCK... Mineral Springs (Calcic, Sodic, and Lithic Bicarbonated Saline Water.) A recent analysis of the water of this Mineral Spring by Dr. Boyden Nlms, Ph. Q. of Columbia, S. C., shows It to be equal to the best Mineral Water used by the American people today. This water has been given away for more than sixty days since the present owners came into possession and has been thoroughly tested by the public, , and pronounced superior to any in the State. Now on sale at the 8TAR DRUG STORE. To any one not yet having tried this water, we will furnish the same free upon application, until a thorough test has been given It. BLUE ROCK MINERAL SPRINGS CO., D. L. Shieder, R. E. Heath and Marion B. Jennings, Proprietors. We will show the analysis of this water to any one, any wher\ at any time. No secret about It. We are not afraid to show it. W Good Printing? 8ee The Enquirer. y jf Health j T HEALTH IS NO LONGER A J ete mastication of food, exercises y n exercise the brain, or the mus- # Taste your food before you swal- A taste it afterward." If you will j issolved it, you can eat anything ? i not agreeing with you. It ha? A high authorities, that by follow- Jf etcher, a family can decrease its 7 ? I Wealth | : IS NO LONGER A SECRET. X every dollar you earn save some- V BUT DO IT IN A SYSTEMATIC J you will put aside a certain part W Savings Department AND DO IT. h you are bound to become inde- n fTEREST, Coni|>ouiKlcd Quarter- h riNGS DEPARTMENT. j Union Bank ? LY SAFE) ? outh Carolina. many polos in the business part of town were dismantled of open wires and cross arms. The construction gang will move to Lineolnton this week where two miles of cable will be installed. All the wires and poles around the court square will be removed, thus greatly improving the appearance of the central part of the town Col. R. D. Martin, Gaston county statistical correspondent of the United States department of agriculture says: "The farmers of this county are picking and marketing their cotton crop rapidly. It is now realized that the out-tum will be very much less than was expected. There is a very good bottom crop, all of which is fully matured, and it will all be open and ready to pick in a few days. No top crop will