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CHAPTER III.
_ ^ Disappointed and somewhat cha""
grined at Mrs. Armistead's answer, I
rose to my feet and prepared to join
the young ladies in the drawing room.
I had been so interested in discussing
Fletcher Boyd's will with Mrs. Artn'
Istead that I had completely forgotten
Vincent. At first I thought he had already
left the room, but In a moment
I heard him laugh and discovered him
actually sitting on the floor before the
fire, playing a species of mumble-the
peg with the secretary. Extremely unbecoming
conduct for both of them. I
thought, and Mrs. Armistead thought
so. too. for she spoke sharply to the
secretary, who left the room with reddened
cheeks. Vincent, however, was
unabashed, and, after holding the door
open for her, he followed me to the
drawing room, without heeding my remonstrances.
He seldom does heed
? them, I may say.
It was on the third day of our stay
when Vincent and I had begun to feel
thoroughly at home at Castle Wyckhoflf,
and when Vincent had begun to
feel more than thoroughly at home
with Agatha First, that I made an important
discovery. The morning was
rainy, and after breakfast there was
nothing to do but to read?that is, until
Agatha Sixth came down stairs. I
had found her to be an unusually welleducated
girl and had given her all my
attention during the three days I have
mentioned. So I wandered into the library
and began to explore the tall
bookshelves to find something that interested
me. And I found It, though
it wasn't exactly for what I had been
looking. On the lowest self I discovered
three heavy but new looking albums.
From idle curiosity to look at
** what I supposed were pictures of the
dead barons of WyckholT I dusted the
first of the big books and began to turn
the leaves. I found it full of photographic
reproductions of oil paintings
a?nirtine the ladies of the family, and
on the last page of the book I came upon
a picture which thoroughly startled
A me. It was a copy of a full-length
protralt of the last Baroness Wyckhoff,
I whose second husband had been Fletcher
Boyd. The picture showed a slender
little lady, with straight dark hair, an
aquiline nose, and a dark complexion.
^ the living image of Agatha Sixth!
Stunned by the Importance of my
find I closed the book, put back the
albums where I had found them and
stole from the room. I had a guilty
feeling, almost as if I had done something
wrong, yet it had been an accident
for which no one could really
blame me. Full of excitement. I went
to find Vincent to acquaint him with
my good news, and discovered him In
the morning room playing chess with
Agatha First, or rather, he was showing
her how to play, for he was hangw
ing over the back of her chair and
moving her hand with his hand whenov?p
it was hpr mnVP
I coughed as I entered, and frowned.
I am always frowning at Vincent these
days, it seems to me. but I really have
to. He needs a little restraint.
"Good morning. Miss Agatha." I
said, pleasantly: "how does the game
progress? Is Lord Wilfred an efficient
teacher?"
"Very." replied the young lady, shortly,
and both of them looked at me
with such insolent hostility that I was
obliged to leave the room, murmuring
apologies for intruding.
I was rather vexed with Vincent
about this: he doesn't show me quite
the respect due an older man from a
boy of his age. Not that I am old. or
anywhere near middle age. but still
I am Vincent's senior, and this incident
determined me not to communicate
my discovery to him. Why should
I tell him and put a formidable rival
into the field? Not that I'm afraid of
Vincent exactly, for I have always
found that when the girls tire of his
fun. they are very glad to fall back
upon an experienced man like myself,
who has seen the world and is acquainted
with Shakespeare and the
musical glasses. Nevertheless, it
seemed a pity to invite Vincent to enter
the lists against me. for I had fully
made up my mind to win Agatha
Sixth. Not that I am mercenary?not
at all. But .it had been some time
since I seriously considered marrying,
and. after all. I thought, why not consider
it now, and. as long as I was selecting
a wife, why not pick out one
beautiful and accomplished. "And
rwhy not," I asked myself, "while I am
about it, make it that one of the
Agathas. whose title was the honorable,
with twenty millions?" Twenty
millions, when you think of it. ought
to keep a careful man comfortable for
life, and Vincent was smart enough?
let him look out for himself. And thus
I decided not tell him of my discovery*.
We snent the eveninsr of that dav
each according: to his fancy?Vincent
playing tag and blind-man's buff with
four of the girls, while the fifth played
on the piano, and I in the next room
reading Kdmund Burke's speeches
aloud, while my adored Agatha Sixth
did fancy work. She really did everything
very well. Finally Vincent and
I took our leave, and when we were in
our own rooms and Vincent had
wrapped himself in my favorite bathrobe
and appropriated my armchair, I
was almost tempted to tell him all
about it. Just as I was about to begin
he spoke.
"Arch, my boy," he said?a disrespectful
method of address, by-the-way.
but I let him proceed?"Arch, my boy,
do you know I like that girl. Agatha
First? She's a true sport, and that
plump little one with the blue eyes
is a pace-setter."
"Agatha Third, you mean?" I asked.
I was not aware that you had got any
j further than our introduction with
her."
^ "Oh. yes." said Vincent, as though
it were the easiest thing in the world;
"I told fortunes with her all afternoon
and played tag with her most of
the evening yesterday."
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"Really, Vincent," I said sarcastically,
"that fortune-telling game of yours
is a little old. Can't you find something
new?"
"What's the use, so long as it
works?" he replied, watching the smoke
from that nasty pipe of his curl upward
to the celling.* "But I tell you
what," he pursued, reflectively, "that
girl with the fair hair who played the
piano, Agatha Fourth, she's a stunner."
"Upon my word, Vincent," I expostulated.
"where do you find time for so
many of them at once? Doesn't Agatha
First feel neglected?"
"I suppose so." replied the young Insolent.
"but I can't help that. I'm going
to give them all a whirl?but
Arch bald"?he was getting sleepy and
his pipe had gone out?"I really do
like red hair best."
"I don't know what you are talking
about." I said, impatiently?"but. Vincent.
I want to tell you something. I've
made a discovery."
"What is it?" he said, without the
slightest interest, and I changed my
mind again.
"Nothing," I said. "I've forgotten
what it was."
Vincent rose, and, stretching himself
mightily, went toward his own
room. At the door he turned and
smiled one of the smiles he does not
often give to men, and I felt that this
one was not meant for me.
"I've made a discovery, too. Arch,"
he said.
"What's that?" I asked.
"I've discovered that Miss Marsh's
eyes are gray, as gray as stars," he
said, only half aloud, and disappeared
into his room.
"Poppycock!" I shouted as the door
closed behind him. Vincent's vagaries
are hard to follow at times?stars certainly
are not gray. That I knew to be
absurd.
My new knowledge, while it robbed
the affair of its piquant mystery?for
I had decided that Agatha Sixth was
in truth the real Honorable Agatha?
made my game even more exciting,
now that th* stakes were assured. I
read with Agatha Sixth, walked with
her. talked with her, and played chess
with her all the first week; and as
nearly as I could make out Vincent's
programme ran something like this:
Before breakfast he took a horseback
ride with Agatha Fifth; after breakfast
he played golf with Agatha First;
tennis with Agatha Third; and took
Agatha Second out sketching. In the
afternoon Agatha Fourth played
Chopin to him by the hour. Agatha
Sixth he had not approached, fearing
me. as was natural. In the evening he
played games with them all or retired
into the library with Agatha Fifth,
who seemed to have 'ost her head over
him completely.
This programme he repeated day after
cay with reckless lack of generalship
and yet every now and then, to
my surprise and disgust, I caught him
deep in his unfortunate flirtation with
Mrs. Armistead's secretary. It wasn't
fair to the poor girl, and I told Vincent
so plainly. We were sitting on
the low stone balustrade of the castle
?Vincent in riding clothes and looking
as line a lad as any in old England. '
He was waiting for Agatha Fifth to go 1
riding with hint, although it was later
than usual, all of us having break- i
fasted. For myself. I wore my tennis !
things, which become me greatly, if i
I do say it, for I intended to play a
set with those tennis fanatics. Agatha i
Second and Agatha Third, as the aristocratic
Agatha Sixth was a late riser '
and had not yet come downstairs.
"No, Vincent." I said, "it won't do. |
Flirt with all the Agathas, if you must, ,
but when it comes to the secretary, let
her alone. To say nothing of what is
due her. think of the time you're
wasting. We have only six weeks? j
think of it?six weeks to make a try <
for twenty millions of dollars!"
"You forgot to say that a wife goes i
along with th*. filthy lucre," he said,
and somehow I felt uncomfortable.
Vincent has a faculty for making one
feel uncomfortable. It makes 'me quite
angry?he's no better than the rest of
us. but he's so confoundedly innocent <
about some things.
I was going to explain to him that
he needn't speak as if the thought that
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girl merely for her money?when his
face lighted and he spoke metre rationally.
"Clad." he said, "what a rare lark it
would be to toss up a coin and take a
chance at it. Six to one only?you'd
have a good show to win out!'
"How foolish you are, Vincent!" I
responded. "Suppose you took a
chance at it, as you say. and just proposed
to any one of them, when you
had made no attempt to win her?
wouldn't ?he know you were fortunehunting?
And if it should happen to
he the real Agatha she'd refuse you
on that account because it would defeat
the object of her father's will: and
if it were not the real Agatha she'd
refuse you. too. because she'd know
she had no fortune to give you."
"Of course." said Vincent, sighing,
"you're right about that. But I tell
you, Archibald, I'm not flirting with
Miss Marsh. She's an awfully sensible
little girl, and I g<> to her for advice
about the course I'm pursuing with the
Agathas. I need encouragement, you
know: it's all such a beastly mess. One
doesn't know with which one of the
attractive young ladies to fall in love.
It's so difficult to decide with that
twenty millions hovering in the background.
Just think. Arch, what the
governor would say if his penniless
younger son should bring that amount
into the family. And the daughter of
a baroness, too. it would be such a
match! 1 can just see how tickled he'd
be to have his youngest so well provided
for. The dear old governor!"
And Vincent's eyes moistened. "So
you see." he went on hurriedly, "Miss
Marsh's attitude toward me is entirely
friendly. Sin- is merely the confidante
lof my difficulties of the heart, and her
taste. I find, is excellent."
"It is also changeable," I said dryly,
"if the course you have been pursuing
is through advice of hers."
Vincent smiled. "And then you
know," he went on. ignoring my thrust,
"she's writing a very interesting book,
the history of the barons of Wyckhoff,
and I'm helping her. I'm awfly Interested
in genealogy, y* know."
This was true. Incongruous as it
may seem, Vincent's one serious hobby?I
don't consider his paint dabbing
serious?which had to do with research
and scholars-hip, was his love for things
ancient in general, and family trees in
particular. It had been Baroness
WyckhofY's wish that some review of
the lives of the barons of that name
should be made, since the last one had
died, and Mrs. Armistead had given her
secretary this work to do. T yed Vincent
searchingly as he spoke, but his
face was so thoroughly unconscious
that my suspicions were disarmed completely.
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"Yes," he said, "there are a lot of
very interesting old books in that library."
"Yes," I said, "that's why you and
Miss Marsh spend so much time there,
I suppose. I'm glad to hear it. I
really couldn't see what you thought
was so attractive?" A sharp blow in
the chest interrupted my speech.
"Shut up," Vincent hissed in my ear;
"don't you see Miss Marsh?"
As he spoke that young person tripped
lightly up the wide stone steps of
and veranda and was about to pass on
when Vincent stopped her.
"Good morning," he said, his hat in
his hand. "Are you beginning work
so early?" and he looked at the papers
carried under her arm.
"Yes," she said, "I have a new idea
about that last chapter we wrote."
"I'm sorry I can't be with you this
morning," he answered, and she. passed
into the house. She wore a white
frock and a natty little blue apron, and
I must admit looked very fresh and
dainty, but Wilfred's tone was so cool
and conventional that I mentally freed
him again from my accusation that he
was in the midst of a warm flirtation,
though you will agree with me that
appearances had been very much
against him.
But that evening when he and I
were having our nightly bedroom colloquy
I was obliged to admit that
Vincent, considering his methods, had
accomplished a great deal. With some
embarrassment he related to me the
tale of his horseback ride in the mornirg.
and 1 must say it completely unsettled
my belief in the discovery I
had made as to the identity of the real
Honorable Agatha Wyckhoff. Neither
Vincent nor 1 knew what to make of it.
"Do you know. Arch," he said, striding
up and down my room. "I've been
thi-.iiip-h ;i horrible experience today?
It was an awful shock to me, and a
lesson."
"I'm glad it was a lesson." said I.
There are so few lessons in Vincent's
life.
"Yes." he said, "I felt like a beastly
cad. And I don't see what I've done
to deserve it. Of course, I've held
her hand a couple of times?"
"That bad habit of yours again," I
murmured.
"And I've looked at her a lot?she's
got the most soul moving1 eyes y*
know."
I didn't know, but I nodded. The
boy was very much in earnest.
"But I never thought," he went on
?"1 never thought she?she?" He
stopped and the words seemed to stick
in his throat.
"Great heaven, man," I cried in my
impatience, "get it out. What didn't
you think she'd do?"
"I never thought she'd really care
for me," he muttered, shamefacedly,
and turned his back on me.
"What do you mean?" I demanded.
impatiently. He is most exasperating.
"Why, this." He ceased his restless
walk and stood on the hearth rug, facing
me. "We'd been out about an
hour this morning, Agatha Fifth and
I. and we'd been getting up into the
hilly country, when suddenly we came
out of the woods and saw below us
the grandest stretch of country you
can imagine."
Here he broke off and went into a
rhapsody over the sky-line and the
grazing sheep, and said something
about Utopia and Eden and other
things like that, until he got through
at last and came to the interesting
part. They can't help going on like
that, these artist fellows, and Vincent
never loses an opportunity to get in
a bit of description.
"Well," he continued, "I was just
enjoying that view and saying nothing,
when she stopped switching the tops
off the harebells with the crop and,
turning those warm hazel eyes of hers
r?n mo eho ?nir1 in a low voice, as if
what she said didn't matter at all, 'I
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"What!" I shouted. "She didn't?"
"She did," asserted Vincent ruefully,
but with firmness?"She did. Just like
that, out of a clear sky. Simply folded
her hands and looked at me and told
me she loved me."
"Angels and ministers of grace, defend
us!" I ejaculated. Nothing else
seemed adequate. "What under the
sun did you do?"
"Why, I told her simply that I didn't
love her, and couldn't marry her, and
I was very sorry, but I thought we'd
better get on our horses and go home."
"Quite right. If you don't really
care," I said, "but oh, Vincent!" as a
thought struck me, "just think, she
might have been the Honorable Agatha
? the real and only honorable!"
"She was!" said Vincent.
I was speechless. This was the end
of it. then. I saw the millions taking
unto themselves wings, and my pan
of milk spilled. The real Honorable
Agatha had been discovered, the secret
was out. but she had avowed herself
as loving Vincent and he had
spurned her. After such a performance
there was no chance for either
of us.
"How do you know she was?" I asked.
weakly.
"She told me so herself." he answered.
"But after you refused her, I suppose?"
"Of course." said Vincent, resignedly.
"But. Wilfred, my boy," I cried,
springing up. and knocking off my
glasses in my excitement, "couldn't
you change your mind, couldn't you
fix it up? If she really cared I should
think you could!"
Though this event would have prov
od the deathblow to my own hopes,
still my interest in Vincent's welfare is
so genuine that I couldn't help this
anxious expostulation. But again he
misunderstood.
"You don't mean that, I know, Arch,"
lie said. "Of course I wouldn't marry
the girl when I really don't care for
her. But wasn't it the deuce of a position
to be in?"
"Oh, Wilfred, Wilfred!" I mourned,
"twenty millions right in your grasp,
and you threw them away. I wish I'd
had your chance. Your poor father,
how disappointed he'd be if he knew."
"He'd be more disappointed in me if
I had changed my mind and said I
would marry her just for the sake of
the money," said the young man, crossly.
and turning on his heel he left the
room. Vincent's getting more quick
tempered every day lately, and he
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it was only natural and very disinterested
in me to bewail for him the result
of the unfortunate affair that
morning.
To be Continued,
.ti" Sin is not distinguished by sex.
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A PRESIDENTIAL PREDICTION.
Well Known Writer Discusses the
Subject Instructively.
The making of election predictions Is
hazardous. First, there is the moral
certainty that the prophecy will be
found wrong at some point and a fair
chance that It will be wrong at all
points; second, the forecast is bound
to offend all but the partisans of the
man whose favorable horoscope is cast.
In case It is also an ante-convention
bit of fortune telling the number of the
disgruntled will be measurably In?
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everybody of the opposite party, but
the friends of all other candidates in
the same party. For instance, if the
luckless forecaster were to play up the
exclusive and advance Information that
Bryan is to be the next president the
prophet aforesaid would be without
honor In any country except Nebraska,
and there people would doubt his san- j
ity. He would gain the ill will of all
Republicans, Populists, Socialists, Prohibitions,
Independence leaguers and
of the members of such other parties
as may spring up between now and
election. Not only so, but he would
arouse the hostility of all Democrats
except the rooters for the Nebraskan.
Thus in gaining the friendship of onefourth
of the population the prophet of
figures is sure to make enemies of the
other three-fourths. Truly, it is anything
but a pleasant outlook.
If the reader doubts the hazardous
calling of the election forecaster the
sad fate that befell the foremost of
the clan Hhould be convincing. There
was a day when General Charles H.
Grosvenor. otherwise known as "Old
Flggers," was one of the mightiest of
the mighty. He was a member of the
house machine, a debater whose tongue
was feared by all and a high priest of
the stand patters. But in an evil hour
he gave way to temptation and began
making election forecasts. And look
at him now!
A Word of Caution.
Nevertheless I propose to make an
election forecast. Before doing so a
word of caution. Don't blame the editor
for this. He can't help it. Blame
me. ! am the only one responsible. I
am sufficiently far away so tnai you
cannot tret at me anyway, so it does
not matter.
Of candidates there Is no end. I
have been writing of candidates till
the world seems filled only with office
seekers. Twenty-two candidates?so
the count stands to date?Taft, Hughes,
Cannon, Shaw, Knox, Fairbanks, Foraker,
Cortelyou, LaFollette and Cummins
on the Republican side, and
Bryan, John A. Johnson, Tom L. Johnson,
Gray, Harmon, Folk. Hoke Smith,
William L. Douglas, Woodrow Wilson,
Senator Culberson, Lewis Stuyvesant
Chandler and Jesse Grant on the Democratic!
Twtn,ty-two candidates?certainly a"
plenty!
Convention days came alorjfc and
knocked off twenty.
Two little candidates running like fun!
Election day came along, and then
there was one.
But WHICH one? There's the rub.
That single little question Is scheduled
to give all of us no little anxiety and
trouble for the next few months.
Which shall It be?which shall It be?
I looked at John; John looked at me.
And neither could come to a conclusion.
As a consequence it was nobody.
T? a?\ hAtt'OVftr WA SlmttlV
MUST have a victim. We cannot sidestep
(he question by failure to make a
choice. In that event the big- stick
would wave for four years longer,
which would throw a nervous fit into
Wall street and some other places.
The next president of the United
States will be William? Now, this is
where you come in as a prognosticator,
gentle reader?at least I assume you
are gentle. How will you fill out the
name? " Howard Taft!" will shout
a legion of Republicans. " Jennings
Bryan!" will vociferate another
army of Democrats. So we are no
nearer a solution than before. Yes, we
are a trifle nearer, for it probably will
be one of these two. Why? Because
these are the two that will get the
nominations. They already have a
majority of the delegates?at least in
sight. That Bryan would be named at
Denver has been plain for months.
That Taft would be given the standard
to carry at Chicago has been apparent
ever since Theodore Roosevelt
threw his immense influence in that
direction.
An Unbiased Opinion.
You understand that in giving my
idea of the winners in the two great
conventions?and the successful man
in the election, for we are coming to
that?I am cutting out all my own
personal predilections, if I have any.
I am looking at it as a cold matter of
figures, of probabilities in a given situation.
I asked the reader to take the
same unbiased and unlmpasslcned
view. In making the estimate I am
leaving out all minor parties, such as
the Populists, the Socialists, the Prohibitionists
and the Independence
leaguers, not that I think they are unworthy
of mention, but because they
do not stand a ghost of a show in this
election. Every one of these movements
Is worthy of respectful consid
eration, but they are not electing presidents?not
yet.
Taft Only In Sight.
The nomination of Taft is not as
much of a foregone conclusion as that
of Bryan, and yet it seems practically
assured. Hughes will have the largest
outside following, but will not be near
Taft on the first ballot. If it were
possible to combine all the field against
the Ohio man he might be beaten, but
when the delegations break away from
the favorite sons, Taft will get his
share. In Indiana that will be the
lion's share. It is not to be imagined
for a moment that LaFollette and Cummins
will throw their strength to a reactionary
or to any one opposed by the
administration. As for the south, its
delegates will be controlled largely by
the Federal brigade, as always. It may
be set down as conclusive that the
great hulk of the middle and far west
is for Taft. It is for Roosevelt or for
the man Roosevelt wants. Looking at
the matter from any possible viewpoint,
there is nothing In sight In the
Republican national convention but
William Howard Taft.
To defeat the nomination of Taft
would be a direct affront to the president.
and that the Republican party
will be very far from giving1. It does
not wish to affront Roosevelt in the
first plnce and even if it did would
not dare to do so considering the present
temper of the countiy. Such an
act would be equivalent to committing
political suicide. Roosevelt has said
he wants Taft, and that settles it.
Taft it will be.
As for Bryan, his nomination has
been certain so long that It is hardly
worth while discussing it. Ever since
he returned from his jaunt around
the world?aye, ever since the political
steam roller passed over a gentleman
named Alton B. Parker?Bryan has
had the Democratic candidacy for the
asking. Why he should want it at all
may be an enigma, but not the fact
that he.can grab It If he desires. Probably
running for president has grown
into a habit with him, or he may figure
that, being yet a comparatively
young man, he may keep on running
long enough to slip in some time when
the other side is not watching. However
these things may be, it Is apparent
th^t in this year of our Lord he
has pre-empted the' Democratic mansion
and has chased all the other would
be candidates Into the back lot. Bryan
Is now. only forty-eight years old, and
if he .ekeeps on running till he is
eighty be-has nine or ten good races
in him yet.
Bryan's friends say that he actually
expects to be elected this year and that
If he is., he will never run again. What
a temptation he places before the
country!
Possibly he figures that in a fat
man's race the man with the lea-st embonpoint?pronounce
it If you dare?
should win out. Bryan has some flesh
himself, but Taft makes him look like
a living skeleton. If Taft should be
elected he would make the hencoop
that Is used as an executive building
bulge out at the sides.
Let us suppose now that it is the
middle of July and that William Howard
Taft is the- nominee of the Republican
party and William Jennings Bryan
is the standard bearer of the Democratic
party. Which shall we pick for
a winner? Neither looks much like a
champion, but we have had homely
presidents before. Consider all points
carefully before choosing your favorite.
Of course you may decide to vote
for the one you think will lose. Some
of us do that frequently. This maybe
on the principle that we favor the underdog
or on the general idea that
we are "agin the government" or simply
because the prospective loser belongs
to our party. This is not an inquiry
as to how we Intend to vote,
however, but as to the man we think
will win.
In comparing the two candidates the
first thing apparent |s that Taft has
held office all his life and Bryan has
tried to/ In this connection it is not
fair to charge Mr. Bryan with lack of
executive experience. That Is not his
fault.
Another point in common is that
both have traveled extensively, but
each is willing to forego the pleasures
of leaving the country for four years.
Both Are Optimists.
But here resemblance as well as
friendship ceases. In other ways the
two are no more alike than an elephant
and an owl. Taft claims to be
the only slmon pure Roosevelt candidate,
and Bryan says he was like
Roosevelt before Roosevelt was like
himself. Taft lacks eloquence, and
Bryan has plenty of It. Both are about
the same age, but Taft has more to
show for It and Is larger for his years.
Taft laughs like an explosion of dynamite,
and Bryan smiles like a crack in
a melon. Both are natural optimists,
but Bryan manages to conceal the fact
when talking about Wall street and the
trusts. On the railroad question Taft
is for government regulation at cabinet
meetings and Bryan favors government
ownership when no one is listen
ing. As for tariff revision, Bryan
wants it right off and Taft wants it as
soon as the stand patters will let him.
On the money question Taft wishes
the bnnks to issue the money and Bryan
would have the government issue
the money and distribute it through
the banks. On other questions Secretary
Taft's views may be determined
by consulting "my policies" and Mr.
Bryan's by reference to the Democratic
platform.
But all this does not determine which
one will be elected. The country might
do better by defeating both and electing
Tom Watson, but it never will.
Watson is getting almost as much in
I the habit of running for president as
Bryan and gets more fun out of it. He
knows he never can be elected, and
Bryan does not, but may learn.
Not Much of a Cinch.
Taking everything into consideration.
however, this election Is not goI
ing to be as much of a cinch as some
people would like to have it. There
are several reasons. To particularize:
First.?Labor will cut Taft. There Is
no gainsaying this fact, and there is no
good in trying to minimize it. The organized
labor vote of this country is
large and influential. Recently it has
been aroused by three adverse court
decisions. Taft was once a Federal
judge, an 3 the workingmen take vigorous
exceptions to some of his injunctions.
Second.?The colored vote will cut
Taft. The Brownsville affair is not
forgotten nor the secretary of war's
part therein. Those politicians who
figure that because the negroes always
have voted the Republican presidential
ticket they are going to do it again
this year should cease vague generalizations
and get some definite, first
hand information.
Third.?Wall street and the "Interests"
will be lukewarm and will do
little or nothnig for either side. This
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Will DC a distinct loss to Hie rvc^uulicans,
as these influences heretofore
have been actively for the Republican
ticket. Wall street does not like Bryan,
but there are reasons why It would
prefer him to Roosevelt or even one
it regards as R'?osevelt's legatee. With
an adverse senate Bryan could do absolutely
nothing, while there are ways
in which a Republican president can
persuade a Republican senate.
Fourth.?While Taft will lose from
the conservative side, though not as
much as Roosevelt would lose, he will
also lose a number of radical Republicans
that might vote for Roosevelt.
Fifth.?With all of Mr. Taft's estimable
qualities, he lacks a certain
something?call it magnetism or what
you will?which appeals to the publio
imagination. He is not a candidate to
fire the multitude. Whatever flames
are started this time must be by the
man behind Taft.
So much for Secretary Taft's weak
points. On the other hand, It must be
admitted that Bryan has a natural
majority of from half a million to a
million votes to overcome. He has no
certain states In the north and may
even have to fight for one or two border
states. He Is handicapped by having
burned his powder twice. Everybody
has heard him and may not feel
so wildly excited over an old story.
It Is hard to get a laugh out of a last
year's almanac.
Bryan also will lose some to the
Populists. Watson's vote will mostly
come from the south, It Is true, but
even a few in the north may turn some
state. Moreover. Watson may aid the
Republicans by making a back fire
campaign and diverting Bryan's attcn
Effective Sentiment*.
With Taft as the candidate, New
York and New Jersey would be uncertain
were the Democratic candidate
anybody but Bryan. They may be uncertain
even If Bryan Is the nominee.
There Is a feeling in the east and elsewhere
that It would be only poetic
justice since Bryanlsm has become
popular to take the man along with the
policies. Such sentiments as that cannot
be measured, but have their effect.
One other thing?we have just passed
through a panic, and panics always
hurt the party in power. And still another
thing?it never helps a presidential
candidate before the people to
be known as the understudy of the administration
already in power. The
voters like a new deal and like to
think they made the new deal.
To sum up. as between Taft and
Bryan do not be too certain that It will
be Taft. Everything on the surface
looks like a Republican victory, but
surface Indications are never to be
wholly trusted, especially In years like
this. This will be a hard fought campaign,
one of the hardest fought In the
nation's history. Personally I predict
a close result.
Belittle him as some critics may, W.
J. Bryan is not to be dismissed by a
wave of the hand.?James A. Eagerton.
"THE HELL OF WAR."
Sacrificing of Life In Camp and Garrison
to Pravantable Diseases.
"The splendid achievements of scientific
medicine In civil life In the prevention
of disease, should be even
more effectually obtained in an army,
where only healthy men are accepted,
and vigorous outdoor camp life should
keep its units, who are subject to strict
military discipline. In perfect physical
condition. Health alone, however, Is
no guarantee against the Insidious at
tack of the silent foe that lingers in
every camp and bivouac," says am article
In Appleton's. "It is this foe, as
the records of war for the past two
(hundred years have proved, that is
responsible for four times as many
deaths as the guns of the enemy, to
say nothing of the vast number temporarily
Invalided or discharged as unfit
for duty. It is this dreadful unnecessary
sacrifice of life from preventable
diseases that constitutes the hell of
war today. In the Russo-Turklsh war,
the deaths from battle casualties were
20,000, while those from disease were
80,000; in our great civil conflict, of
the nearly f>00,000 men who perished on
both sides, about 400,000 were sacrificed
to disease to 100,000 from battle
casualties.
"In a recent campaign of the French
' Ifo/lonwcirtoi* 1 A ArtH man u'Prp qpn t
Ill iviauugnncai ai,vw imv?. v
to the front, of whom twenty-nine
were killed in action and more than 7,000
perished from preventable diseases.
In the Boer war in South Africa the
English losses were ten times greater
from disease than from the bullets of
the enemy. In our recent war with
Spain fourteen lives were needlessly
sacrificed to ignorance and incompetency,
for every man who died on the
firing line or from the result of wounds.
"The difference between the mr.rtyr
and the victim, between the soldier
who falls on the field of honor, and the
man who meets a miserable death from
preventable disease, for which his government
is criminally responsible. Is as
wide as the celestial diameters. The
one meets death compensated in the
thought that his life is given in the
protection of his country's flag and
honor, the other is lgnominiously forced
to his grave through the neglect of the
government that shamefully failed to
protect the life he offered in its de
fense. This man represents the victim
of the hell of war.
"That the monstroucs sacrifice of
eighty per cent Is almost totally unnecessary.
was abundantly proved In
the records of the Japanese war,
where 1,200,000 men were sent to the
front, in a country notoriously unsanitary,
and only 27,000 men died from
disease to 59,000 who fell in the legitimate
line of duty on the field of honor.
This because the Japanese had a properly
equipped medical and sanitary
department, whose officers were empowered
to enforce proper sanitation
and hygiene. In the army of the
United States In 1898, 2,649 picked soldiers
died in three months in the pest
camps of their native land without
leaving the country, or ever having
heard the hum of a hostile bullet.
These men represent the hell of war
as it would exist again In our army If
we were suddenly called upon to face
an enemy who Is prepared to meet us."
Somk Ri ssian Pczzles.?Here are
some riddles which the boys and girls
of Russia puzzle their heads over. See
how many of them you can guess with
nut looking at the answers:
(1) I am blind, but show others the
way; deaf and dumb, but know how
to count.
(2) People pi-ay for me and long
for my company, but directly I appear
they hide themselves.
(3) I have four legs and feathers,
but am neither beast nor bird.
(4) There are four brothers under
one hat.
(5) Brothers can run side by side,
and never catch one another.
(6) What walks upside down overhead?
(7) Who are two brothers who live
on the opposite sides of the road, they
never see each other?
(8) A pack of wolves ran by. One
was shot. How many remained?
Answers: (1) A milestone. (2) Rain.
(3) A featherbed. (4) Legs of a table.
(f?) Wheels of a cart. (6) A fly. (7)
Your eyes. (8) One?the dead one.
A GREAT GOLD SCARE.
When the Yellow Metal Was Firat
Found In Australia.
Gold in Australia was discovered?
one might almost be pardoned for saying
first discovered?many times. But
the news of the earliest discoveries was
Jealously kept from spreading. The
Becret of this reticence lay In the
presence of the army of convicts which
then composed the balance of the population.
Had a gold panic broken out
it was feared that a general uprising
of the prisoners would take place.
Nevertheless the first gold found in
Australia was by convicts, in 1814,
near isamursi, new soum waies. me
discoverers gathered together a quantity
quite sufficient to lead them to believe
that they had found a gold mine,
but when they reported what they considered
their good fortune to the keeper
he, instead of undertaking to recommend
them for pardon or easing
their hard labors in any way, threatened
to give them all a sound flogging
If they ventured again to say a word
about the matter or to spend any more
time picking up gold. The next find
was made on the Pish river in 1823,
not far from the spot where the convicts
had come across it nine years before.
This news, being reported to the
authorities, was also ordered suppressed.
Within the course of the next
two years finds were so frequent that
the London government began to take
great Interest In the afTair. But the
fact that another region of the yellow
metal might be at the disposal of such
as might seek was kept rigidly secret
until In 1825 a dramatic Incident precluded
all possibility of further secrecy.
A convict was discovered with a
nugget of gold in his possession. When
asked how he had come by the metal,
he said that he had picked it up in the
bush. He was cautioned and told that
the authorities had no doubt that he
had stolen the gold, but the prisoner
stoutly held to his original tale. 'At
length he was taken out and severely
flogged in public as a thief. There is
now no doubt that the man told the
truth. After this, although the public
was every now and then keyed up to
great expectations by some reported
find, no further veins were discovered
until 1839, when a Russian nobleman
found a rich deposit In the Blue mountains.
The British government again
became fearful of the consequence of
such news upon a colony of convicts
and ordered the matter suppressed.
Yet sufficient people had heard of it to
keep the story alive and give credence
to such rumors as arose from time to
time. So matters drifted on. Time and
time again bushmen, shepherds, convicts
and surveyors picked up small
nuggets and brought them to the centers
of population, but at that day
people were nothing like so keen on
gold mining as they subsequently became,
and the subject of gold in Australia
was not pursued as one would
expect it to be.
The discovery of gold in California
changed all that. Those rich fields,
panning out their golden store and Ailing
the coffers of lucky individuals and
governments at a rate never dreamed
of, awakened a thirst for prospecting
all the world over. In every part of
the earth men went out with pick and
pan, hoping to come across the precious
metal.
When the news of California's fortune
reached Australia, many took
ship to America's shores, and among
these was Hammond Hargraves, an
Englishman, native of Gosport, who
had emigrated to New South Wales in
1832. In Australia he. engaged in farming
without much profit and was
among the first to rush 'or California.
On reaching the auriferous region
the first thing that struck him was the
similarity oi the geological formation
in California and Bathurst, Australia,
and there and then he made up his
mind to Inquire into the subject should
he ever return to Australia. He worked
for something like a couple of years
in California and then set sail for
New South Wales. Returning, he of
course carried in his mind the thought
that perhaps there might be gold in
Bathurst. and when he landed he set
to work to make a thorough search.
Rafnra fhlo hfttt'dVPP He h A/1 made
the acquaintance of William and James
Toms and J. H. O. Lister, who were
anxious to prospect for gold. Hargreaves
taught them how to use pick
and pan, the dish and the cradler?In
fact, gave them a practical If rough
education Into the mysteries of gold
and gold bearing rocks and gravel.
Thet,e men struck out, and In April,
1S51, the three pupils returned to their
old master, and, lo, In their pockets
they carried gold to the amount of four
ounces! Hargreaves, knowing the
ropes, took this gold and full directions
to the proper quarter. The news
went forth, the rush began, rich finds
were made, and Hargreaves was hailed
as the discoverer of gold In Australia.
In reality he had won the title,
for It was his knowledge that first educated
the Tomses and Lister, and It
was his knowledge again that sent
them in the right direction.
News From Senator Tillman.?
There will be general interest in the
report as to the physical condition
and trip of Senator Tillman, who is
now In Spain. In a letter written May
25th from Gibraltar, says a Columbia
letter, this Interesting statement Is
made:
"Senator Tillman feels that there
has been a distinct gain. He has a
fine appetite, sleeps well and has no
serious symptoms whatever. The
swimming in the head and feeling of
uncertain equilibrium have disappeared.
Unless there is some organic
trouble, he does not see why he will
not return home in the fall as well as
a man of his age ought to hope to be."
The vovaee. he savs. has been ex
ceptionally pleasant with only one
rough day and one of moderately
brisk wind. The rest of the time the
weather has been fine and the trip
enjoyable. He really enjoyed doing
nothing.
The plans for his trip on the continent
have not been definitely outlined.
They will probably be determined
upon after he finds out how he
stands travelling In Spain. After landing
at Gibraltar his plans were to
I take a side trip to Tangier In Africa
and returning to Gibraltar to visit
| Seville, Cordova, Toledo, Madrid and
Granada. Then to get back to Gibraltar
in time to take the next White
Star steamer. June 12th, and go onto
Naples.
His address until the last of June
will be care of Cook's Agency, Rome,
Italy.
It will be interesting to note that
none of the party which Included Senator
Tillman, Mrs. Tillman and Dr. J.
W. Babcock, were seasick on the trip
and that altogether they had a most
enjoyable voyage.