Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, September 21, 1906, Image 4

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tumorous iWpartmrnt. i Coon HfNTiNa.?The officers of the English squadron prepared for their recent visit to this country by an exhaustive study of so-called American slang, that they might enjoy that "delightful American humor" over which the English have recently become so enthusiastic. During their stay in Annapolis a coon hunt was arranged for their benefit. the officer in charge explaining to them that it was a sport highly thought of and native to tne soumern states. As they rode along one of the Englishmen remarked: "You hunt these coons with dogs, I think?" His host assented and the Englishman continued: "They are found in the woods and are often caught in trees, aren't they?" "They are," replied the American: "but how do you come to know so much about coon hunting?" "Oh," said,the visitor, with an air of conscious pride, "I've read 'Uncle Tom's Cabin,' you know, and all those articles that have come out in the papers lately, but to tell the truth, I didn't think it was allowed by the authorities, no matter what the nigger had done."?Llpplncott's. His Story Was True.?Here's a ' cup I got in Morocco," said the en- i thusiastlc tourist, showing his collection of souvenirs; "you see it is an Arabic inscription." His friend was turning the cup curiously around. At length he remarked, dryly: "Yes, the inscription is Arabic, all right." "Sura!" replied the returned tourist, a little miffed at the intimation of a possible doubt. "You can read it better if you turn the cup upside down," suggested the friend; and suiting the action to the word, he showed the tourist that the mysterious characters were nothing more than "1903" engraved in rough, irregular figures on the metal. "The rascal!" exclaimed the out? raged collector; "he told me that was an Arabic inscription when he sold it to me!" "He told you nothing more than the truth," was the reply. "You forget that our numerals are Arabic." But somehow from that moment the collector lost interest in the souvenir from Morocco.?New Orleans Times-Democrat. Sweet Simpljcitt.?In the old days there was a professor of psychology* ' at Dartmouth who was so abstruse that It is doubtful If, at times, he fully understood himself. One day he was profounder than usual. He lectured for nearly an hour on topics away over in the back of the book. The class was dazed. It was far above their heads and they did not understand even the edges of it. When he finished, the old man took out his watch and said genially: "Now, there are ten minutes of the hour remaining. If any student desires to ask me a question I shall be glad to answer it to the best of my ability." nnr thh nm. XTie t'ltws oai iu a ovu|a/i. *?*v feasor waited for a time and then said: "Is there no one who has a questton to ask? There are remaining" several minutes that could be profitably employed." Finally, one student put up a reluctant hand. "Ah," said the professor, "you have a question. What is it?' "What time Is it?" stammered the student.?Saturday Evening Post. DID AS HiE WAS I'QJLD. AD UlllUBiiiB Instance of "llteral-mlndedness" was afforded not long ago by a bell-boy in a hotel in Washington. One of the guests, a congressman from the west, had hurried to the hotel clerk's counter. He had just ten minutes In which to pay his bill, reach the railway station and board his train. When he hastily had transacted his business with the clerk and had turned to dash out of the door, it suddenly occurred to him that he had forgotten something. "Here, boy!" shouted he to a diminutive negro on the bench "run to room No. 48 just as quick as you can. and see whether I have left a box on the bureau. But hurry, as I have only five minutes." The boy rushed up the stairs. In two or three minutes he returned, out of breath. "Yes, sah!" he panted, "you left it, sah!" Profanity Allowed For.?If there was anything the late Senator Hoar disliked more than did another it was profanity. The story Is told how much shocked the venerable senator would be by in the inflammatory Interjection of a certain politician with whom he frequently was compelled to confer. But on all such occasions be would refrain from censuring the culprit except in the mildest manner. One day when the politician came to the senator's committee-room on a subject of considerable Importance. Mr. Hoar indicated a seat to him, and remarked: "How, Mr. Blank, before we enter upon a discussion of this question, we shall assume that everybody ami tverythlng is damned. Then we can talk it over amicably." A Warning.?A young man In new York, who is anbitious to attain fame at the bar, was conversing with a friend touching the probabilities of success, when the latter was moved to take a pessimistic view of the situatfpb ''5>on't you," he asked, "ever despair o$ gaining a good practice at the lpw?" "I du not," was the confident response of the youthful disciple of Blackstogft"At least you wUA admit." went on the other, "that the profession Is already overcrowded." "Perhaps It Is," laughingly responded; the youth. "All the same. I propose t? graduate in law, and those who are already in, the profession will have to take their chance."?Harper's Weekly. Sir "Pa," said little Willie, looking up ff*om his book, "what is 'a comatose state?' " "Well, my son," replied Willie's pa, "Just at present there isn't a single comatose state in the Union; all hustling and prosperous." I*" "Yis," said Mrs. Clancy, "we had plinty o' money wanst. Me husband had a good job, but he lost it." "Ah!" said the charitable busybody, "and he's never had any since?" "That's Jisht it, ma'am; he's never bad anny sinse." sa iB^E b ijf aap ? b I WEDNESl ^ Worth WANTED AT ONCE and B< Ten Salesmen, Sales- for W ladies, Cash Boys and Furilis Bundle Wrappers and fa( AT ONCE ? Days a A Gil L B. FODSHEE, YORKVl In order to introduce these New Lines, and gel MUCH OF THE ACTUAL COST ON OVER $8,000.0 This means the most outrageous slaughter of Men's and ber 24th and 25th. WAIT! WAIT FOR THE OPEN of Yorkville. To miss this sale is like throwing away mi former prices. Thousands of Dollars will be sacrificed. Bargains, but that Now, at the very BEGINNING OF Every garment and every article in the house is reduced 10 DAYS= LOC SENSATIONAL BARGAINS IN MEN S AND BOYS' CLOTHING. Men's Suits of special quality fancy mixed meltons, " 4 ? * < ' f a- 1J-J _1 1 A well tailored, nair ciotn ironis, pauueu snuuiucis, three button military cut, very desirable. jUl IA Positively worth $7.00 each. Sale price.. *[^11, |g/ Men's medium weight Suits of English melton, plain colors, blue or black, military cut in either single or double breasted; black Italian cloth lining. jUl Uf) Positively worth $7.50 each. Sale price.. ?nj(O0 Men's Suits of fancy mixed, hard woven worsted, showing the new indistinct plaid effect. Military cut, padded shoulders, hair cloth fronts, vent in back of coat. Positively worth $9.50 (ftp" QQ Suit. Sale price will be .. 3)0# t/0 Men's Fine Suits of fancy mixed Scotch cheviot, in desirable patterns, three button, military cut, black Italian lining. Centre Vent. A genuine (ft? -j Q $10.00 value. Priced at Men's Suits of imported English melton, in navy blue and black in both single and double breasted. Bought to sell for $9.50 the Suit. Gigan- (ftp" QQ tic Sale price ePOit/0 Men's Suits of fancy mixed wool worsted, showing diagonal woven threads of contrasting colors, forming a distinct overplaid; hand-padded shoulders, three button, center vent. Actual value d?A IA $14.00. Sale price YOUTHS' SUITS n sizes ranging from 16 to 20 I years; black cheviot and imported meltons in blue and black. Tailored and finished with the same care and attention as those for men. Double and single breasted. Actual values $6.50 each. Gigantic Sale price BOYS' CLOTHING. One lot of Boys' Suits of mixed tweeds and fancy worsteds, sizes 8 to 12 years. Positively A0|1 worth up to $1.75 Suit. .Sale price only 8/01/ I Boys' hue iSuits ot tancy :>cotcn mixtures ana iwceus in stripped designs, well made and worth 41 1|j from $2.00 to $2.25 the Suit, to go at plilv Boys' Suits of special weight all wool blue serge, sizes 6 to 12 years; lined with black Italian cloth. 10 Positively worth $4.00 each. Sale price .. P.JitH) Our entire line of Boys' Knee Pants, worth up lAfl to 35c pair, to go at |5/ll 200 pairs Boys' Knee Pants, in all wool worsteds, cheviots, tweeds, etc., worth up to 75c a pair. I till Sale price only Tf/l/ Remember all Goods priced herein Mark tilt* Date Mark It Well Free mm, art. m Miles and miles of light colored ^1(^0 Shirting Calico, and Apron Ginghams. 10 Yards for 30 Cents 29th an Look for tlie liig I nut Heel Canvas Front j | FOUSHEE CA. I MH Will IWITIIIM urn tram XX IT ' DAY, SEPTI = $8,0( i of High-Grade Clothing, jys; Dry Goods, Notions, SI omen and Children; Trui hings, etc., from the world 3tories. THIS ENTIRE M it Less than Cost of Raw I GrANI YORKVII r TH1 0 r\ I" buying his Fall and Winter ! \i \ i vi n 1J DRE*S goods, clothini uu# everything men, wo! t them before the people, he will inaugurate a gigant o worth of new seasonable merchandi! Women's Clothing, Dry Goods, Shoes, Etc., that mort; ing, wednesday, september 26th. You can Dney. Bargains will be placed on the counters that beg Customers are coming from far and near. Be one of tl the season, when all other merchants are exacting and marked in plain figures for quick action. )K FOR THE BIG I men's pants. About 100 pairs Youth's Long Pants in hard woven cassimeres and fancy worsteds, fancy waist lining, heavy twill pockets. Positively worth $1.35 0011 a pair. Sale price only < Men's Pants of black serge and heavy all wool Kentucky jeans, double stitched and made to stand rough service. Regular $1.25 values. Priced 7011 for this sale only at ^.. | Men's fancy mixed cassimer and worsted Pants, in a variety of patterns, double twilled pocketing and fancy waist linings. Positively worth up Q jP to $1.50 pair. Sale price UOL/ Men's Fine Dress Pants of fancy cheviots, Scotch Mixtures and all wool Kerseys, worth up dl* 1 OD to $2.50 pair, to go at nP A?O0 Men's $3.50 all wool black serge Pants, marked for this Sale only The celebrated Dickey's genuine all-wool Kersey Trousers for Men?never before offered /I for less than $3.00 pair. Now only.... mP^* *0 MEN'S AND BOYS' FURNISHINGS. Men's fancy Negligee Shirts in fancy Madras and mercerized materials. Positively worth up to 65c each. Sale price 39 CENTS. Men's fine soft bosom Dress Shirts of imported i^rencn Madras, with mercerized figures and stripes. Worth up to $1.25. Price for quick selling, each 63 CTS. Men's fine Dress Shirts, of best quality English corded percales, fine hair line black stripes and figures; cutis attached or detached. Regular values $1.50. Sale price 98 CENTS. Men's Heavy Work Shirts of special weight drill in dark and light colors?the most serviceable Shirt made?full 36 inches long?all seams double stitched. Worth 65c each. Sale price 39 CENTS. Boys' Work Shirts, collars attached, dark patterns, well made throughout and worth 50c each, for only 29 CENTS. Men's Balbriggan Underwear?Shirts and Drawers? reinforced French gusset, pearl buttons, 19 CENTS. Men's heavy Fleece Fined, fiat woven Underwear, worth 35c garment, Priced for this sale at . .21 CTS. 1 t -iU ??. 4-/n rr\r* oorh tn 300 i.;aps lor men anu uuys, wuun ujj iu jw. go at 19 CENTS. Boys' Hats in blacks and brown?all styles in Soft Wool Hats?Positively worth $1.25 each. Sale Price only 79 CENTS. One lot Men's Sample Hats, comprising all shapes of brim and crown, worth up to $1.50 each. Priced while they last 49 CENTS. Men's All-wool Hats, showing every desirable shape in our regular $1.35 line?Choice for ..98 CENTS. can be brought back any time di h i 1* 1 mil rl Fiim? .-M_ ' I VI 1 1 ^ r_ ? - entering o $25.00 or over. ick all other business and com id October 1, 2., 3, 4, 5 and 6tl K FOR THE BIG J SH STORE-ilain St., Yorkvilte, S. C.? IIU Oljiprp OUR GUAltAXTEE lllyl 11 price and every statement OSITIVELY NO GOODS CH/ Hj iH fflB UK fflV I HKfil BB B^MB ^BHB ?M ^tBa JfSm fBB? r i l nn/rr>T?T) ocrpu JlTliJrjXV 6U111 )0.00 = Shoes and Furnishings for toes and Ready-Made Gari iks, Valises, Queens ware, H I's largest and best known [IGHTY STOCK on Sale fo] Material. WAIT! 7IC S ? V If . |tl'? ?' .? * 4. -i.l I h ij k3. L/Stocks, has, in addition to regular lines, bought and added G, SHOES, TRUNKS AND RUGS, making this stock or AEN AND CHILDREN WEAR, also QUEENSWARE, IC FALL OPENING SALE FOR TEN DAYS ONLY. SE OF EVERY KNOWN DESCRIPTION. SALE ST. i\ man or woman has ever witnessed. The Doors Will Be i afford it and you ought to Wait in order to save one-half gar description and pass beyond competition. This Man le many. Please Note the fact that we have not waited unt the Highest Prices for their wares. Never before were su SEP CANVAS FRO? Men's Four-in-Hand Ties, all silk, washable fabrics# light colors; regular 25c grade. Sale Price, while they last, each 11 CENTS. Men's Ties?in the latest and most desirable patterns ?the new reversible, all silk Four-in-Hands, worth up to 50c each, at ai CENTS. Boys' Suspenders?full length, russet leather ends, 10c. values, Pair 4 CENTS. Boys' Suspenders?special quality elastic web, Sale Price, pair 6 CENTS. Men's Suspenders, full length?elastic web?leather ends, Pair 6 CENTS. Men's fine Dress Suspenders?1 inch web?neat patterns?the 20c grade. Sale Price 9 CENTS. Men's heavy mixed Cotton Socks?also plain black in medium weignt?ioc quality, rair 4 ^nio. Men's Cotton Socks in medium weights, plain black and fancies?positively worth 15c a pair. Sale Price 9 CENTS. Men's Bandana Handkerchiefs?large size?red and blue?regular ioc value. Each 4 CENTS. Men's large size White Handkerchiefs?genuine linen finished?hemmed ready for use. Each. .3 CENTS. Men's Handkerchiefs?extra large?hemstitched, quarter inch hem, positively worth ioc each, 4 CTS. DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS. Standard 36 inch Fruit of the Loom Muslin, full bleached 8 CENTS. Best Princess Flannels, Teazel Down and Amoskeag Outings, in new and desirable patterns, yard 8 CTS. Arnold's Chiflfon Broad Cloth?26 inches wide in black, navy, resedagreen and white, sold everywhere at 25c yard. Sale Price only 16 CENTS. 32 inch Henriettas and Cashmeres?the best shades in red, blues, browns, green and black. Positively worth ?sc vard. Now only 19 CENTS. Pure All-wool Trecot Flannels in all the desirable shades, for waists, children's dresses and house jackets, worth 45c yard for 21 CENTS. Best Kentucky Jeans, All-wool?colors black, gray and brown?the 25c kind?at 16 CENTS. 60 inch All-wool Repellant and Waterproof Dress Goods?actual value 65c yard?Sale Price 43 CTS. 56 inch Table Damask?oil boiled Turkey red?or full bleached, satin finished, yard 21 CENTS. Table Oil Cloth?full 48 inches wide?standard American?non-breakable sells the world over at 25 cents yard 16 CENTS. 1,000 yards 10c Embroidery, Edging and Insertion, Yard 4 CENTS. 25 dozen Ladies' plain white Linon Handkerchiefs? hemstitched?positively worth 6 cents each. Sale Price ONE CENT. Ladies' Pure Linen Handkerchiefs?hemstitched? worth ioc each?while they last 4 CENTS. Ladies' Hose?fast black and full length?worth ioc pair. Sale Price 4 Cents. iring this sale and exchanged, or n Purchaser of $25 or Over. Have your agent g the amount you pay for your ticket. Present the : ur store and we will refund amount of fare when e to the Gigantic Sale Sept. 26,: l?TEN DAYS UJNLY. RED CANVAS ERO The Store Thai ?Opposite Hotel Shandon. 3? Each and every purchaser is Guaranteed Satis here made, and we will take back, exchange or refui \RCED DURING THIS SALE! VI/ A (Ir^vtcl 1 4i , /kfV m *tk X * 411 irM I? M *\ tm AT 9 A. M. Men nents STANDARD CALICO 12,000 yards from the .OUS6- world's best mills. Simp 11 son arrays, blacks and Hill IS fancies. American and ^ iVw* Calcutla blues, and Arf 1 Gil nold's oil boiled reds, 10 Yards for 49 Cents. m. * m v uMAm JLj JEl I a complete assortment in each of the follawing lines: le of the most complete now in Yorkville, embracing HOUSE FURNISHINGS, ETC. A SALE, DESTROYING ALL PROFITS AND ARTS WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 26TH AT 9 A. M. Closed to all the World Monday and Tuesday, Septemon the best class of merchandise ever offered the people imoth Stock will be the scene of terrific carnage on all il the end of the season to offer you these Remarkable ch Values OFFERED ON OPENING A SEASON. UT = 10 DAYS I Ladies' Hose?in fancy mixed and plain black all fast colors?Pair 6 CENTS. Children's Ribbed Hose?fast black?pair, 4 CENTS. Ladies All Linen, Silk Embroidered Turn-over Collars ?the 25c kind?each 9 Cents. Two papers best Adamantine Pins for 1 CENT. No. 22 All Silk Taffeta Ribbon, 3 inches wide?All Colors?Yard 6 CENTS. HOUSE FURNISHINGS. I C2 inch Corrupted White Enameled'Curtain Poles? */? o with silver ends and brass brackets?complete 9 CENTS. Bleached Huck Towels?14x26 inches?hemmed? ready for use?Each 4 CENTS. Bed Spreads?full bleached?large size?close woven ?soft finished Marseilles pattern?positively worth $1.25 each?Sale Price 79 CENTS. Lace Curtain?over-locked stitched edges?2\ yards long?Nottingham Curtains worth 69c pair for 39 CENTS. Swiss Curtains?3 yards long with 4 inch full ruffle? regular 75c values Pair 43 CENTS. Genuine Yokoba Smyrna Rugs?nice showy patterns ?bright colors?fringed ends, reversible. Positively worth $1.35 each, at 88 CENTS. Moquette and Axminister Rugs?23x56 inch?fringed ends?beautiful patterns?Each $1.19. 1,000 yards Japanese Matting?special quality?closely woven?180 warp?non-breakable?easily worth ? OPMTS n 35? yara _ SHOES! SHOES! J . ;.s FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. I ' vs? Not an old style, or undesirable pair in our house? every pair brand new and in our shelves less than 10 days. Men's medium weight Dress Shoes, kangaroo finish? well made and lined throughout?cap toe?also in Russian calf. Positively worth $1.75 pair. Sale Price $1*19. Men's fine Shoes?satin calf?English back stay?cap toe?military, heel and half double sole. Regular value $2.25. Sale Price $1.78. ** cHrlo Qlinpc?Hftnorftla in 1V1CII S AllU, UIUV.1IV.I J I. J IK. U11VVO r, plain or cap tie?half double sole. Excellent Shoe value at $2.00 pair $i-39Men's fine Shoes in Patent Colt, Gun Metal and Vici leathers?cap toe, Blucher cut, slight extension sole. Positively worth $4.00 pair. Sale Price $3.19. Ladies' medium weight Shoes?for street and home wear?dongola polish?patent cap?Cuban heel? sizes 4s to 8s?Regular $1.50 value, pair 98 CENTS. Women's heavy Shoes?royal Kangaroo calf?solid leather?anti-trip heel?full lined?Actual value $1.65 pair. Sale Price $1.19. noney back, if not as represented. - ^ ive you a Let Nothing: Keep You Away purchase WEDNESDAY I Spntemher 26t,h ^ At 9 O'clock I NT. I Limit in this Gigantic I ifaction. We guarantee every garment, every id your money on unsatisfactory purchases.