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From Georgia Scenes, Published by H
Shooting matches are probably nearly
coeval with the colonisation of
Georgia. They are still common
throughout the southern states, though
they are not as common as they were
twenty-five or thirty years ago. Chance
led me to one about a year ago. I
was traveling in one of the northeastern
counties, when I overtook a
swarthy, bright-eyed, smerky little
fellow, riding a small pony and bearing
on his shoulder a long, heavy rifle,
which, judging from its looks, I should
say had done service in Morgan's
corps.
"Good morning, sir!" said I reining
up my horse as I came beside him.
"How goes it, stranger?" said he,
with a tone of independence and selfconfidence
that awakened my curiosity
t/\ lrnnnr a littla of his character.
"Going driving?" inquired I.
"Not exactly," replied he, surveying
my horse with a quizzical smile. "I
haven't been a-drtving by myself for. a
year or two; and my nose has got so
bad lately I can't carry a cold trail
without hounds to help me."
Alone, and without hounds as he
was, the question was rather a silly
one; but it answered the purpose for
which it was put, which was only to
draw him into conversation, and I proceeded
to make as decent a retreat as
I could.
"I didn't know," said I, "but that
you were going to meet the huntsmen,
or going to your stand."
"Ah, sure enough," rejoined he, "that
mout be a bee, as the old woman said
when ah* killed a WttSD. It seems to
me I ought to know you."
"Well, If you ought, why don't you?"
"What mout your name be?"
"It might be anything," said I, with
borrowed wit, for I knew my man, and
knew what kind of conversation would
please him most
"Well, what is it then?"
"It Is Hall," said I; "but you know
it might as well have been anything
else."
"Pretty digging!" said he. '1 find
you're not the fool I took you to be;
so here's to a better acquaintance with
you!"
"With all my heart," returned I;
"but you must be as clever as I've
been, and give me your name."
"To be sure I will, my old coon; take
it?take it, and welcome. Anything
else about me you'd like to have?"
"No," said I, "there's nothing else
about you worth having."
"Oh, yes, there is, stranger! Do you
see this?" holding up his ponderous
rifle with an ease that astonished me.
"If you will go with me to the shooting
match, and see me knock out the bull's
?vp with her a few times, you'll agree
the old Soap-stick's worth something:
when Billy Curlew puts his rhoulder to
her."
This short sentence was replete with
information to me. It taught me that
my companion was Billy Curlew; that
he was going to a shooting match;
that he called his rifle the Soap-stick,
and that he was very confident of winning
beef with her; or, which Is nearly
but not quite the same thing, driving
the cross with her.
"Well," said I, "if the shooting-match
it not too far out of my way, I'll go to
it with pleasure."
"Unless your way lies through the
woods from here," said Billy, "it '11 not
be much out of your way; for it's only
a mile ahead of us, and there is no
other road for you to take till you get
there: and as that thing you're riding
in a'n't well suited to fast traveling
among brushy knobs. I reckon you
won't lose much by going by. I reckon
you hardly ever was at a shooting
match, stranger, from the cut of your
coat?"
"Oh yes," returned I, "many a time.
I won beef at one when I was hardly
old enough to hold a shot-gun offhand."
"Children don't go to shooting
matches about here," said he, with a
smile of incredulity. "I never heard
of but one that did. and he was a little
swinge cat. He was a born a-shooting,
and killed squirrels before he was
weaned."
"Nor did I ever hear of but one," replied
I. "and that one was myself."
"And where did you win beef so
young, stranger?"
"At Berry Adams's."
"Why, stop, stranger, let me look at
you good! Is your name Lyman
Hall?"
"Wel^ dang my buttons, if you a'n't
the very hoy my aaaay usea 10 ien me
about. I was too young to recollect
you myself; but I've heard daddy talk
about you many a time. I believe
mammy's got a neck-handkerchief now
that daddy won on your shooting at
Collen Reid's store when you were
hardly knee-high. Come along, Lyman
and I'll go my death upon you at the
shooting match, with the old Soapstick
at your shoulder!"
"Ah. Billy," said I. "the old Soapstick
will do much better at your own
shoulder. It was my mother's notion
that sent me to the shooting match at
Berry Adams's; and, to tell the honest
truth, it was altogether a chance shot
that made me win beef; but that wasn't
generally known, and 'most everybody
believed that I was carried there
on account of my skill in shooting: and
my fame was spread far and wide, I
well remember. I remember too, perfectly
well, your father's bet on me at
the store. He was at the shooting
match, and nothing could make him
, believe but that I was a great shot
with a rifle as well as a shot gun. Bet
he would on me. In spite of all I could
say, though I assured him that I had
never shot a rifle In my life. It so happened.
too, that there were but two
bullets, or, rather, a bullet and a half;
and so confident was your father in
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my skill that he made me shoot the
half bullet; and, strange to tell, by
another chance shot I'd like to have
drove the cross and won his bet"
"Now I know you're the very chap,
for I heard daddy tell that very thing
about the half-bullet. Don't say anything
about it Lyman, and darn my
old shoes if I don't tare the line off
the boys with you at the shooting 1
match! They'll never 'spect such a
looking man as you are of knowing 1
anything about a rifle. I'll risk your
chance shots."
I soon discovered that the father had
eaten sour grapes, and the son's teeth
were on edge; for Billy was Just as In- 1
corrlglbly obstinate In his belief of <
my dexterity with a rifle as his father
had been before him.
We soon reached the place appointed 1
for the shooting match. It went by
the name of Sim's Cross Roads because
here twc roads Intersected each 1
other; and because, from the time that 1
the first had been laid out, Archibald
Sims had resided there. Archibald 1
1? J r\f ?ho ruinpp In hid '
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day (and where is the man of his age
in Georgia who has not?); consequently
he was called Squire Sims. It is
the custom in this state, when a man
has once acquired a title, civil or military,
to force it upon him as long as
he lives; hence the countless number
of titled personages who are introduced
in these sketches.
We stopped at the squire's door. Billy
hastily dismounted, gave me the
shake of the hand which he had been
reluctantly reserving for a mile back,
and, leading me up to the squire, thus
Introduced me: "Uncle Archy, this is
Lyman Hall; and for all you see him
in these fine clothes, he's a swinge cat;
a darn sigh? cleverer fellow than he
looks to Wait till you see him lift
the old Soap-stick and draw a bead
upon the bull's eye. You gwine to see
fun here today. Don't say nothing
about it."
"Well, Mr. Swinge cat," said the
squire, "here's to a better acquaintance
with you," offering me his hand.
"How goes It, Uncle Archy?" said I
taking his hand warmly (for I am always
free and easy with those who are
so with me; and in this course I rarely
fail to please. "How's the old woman?"
"Egad," said the squire, chuckling,
["were you're too nara ror me; iur one
Idled two-and-twenty years ago, and I 1
(haven't heard a word from her since." "What!
and you never married
again?"
"Never, as God's my judge!" (A '
solemn asseveration truly, upon so
light a subject.) 1
"Well, that's not my fault."
"No, nor it's not mine nlther," said 1
the squire. i
Here we were Interrupted by the 1
cry of another Ransy Sniffle: "Hello, 1
here! All you as wish to put in for
the shoot'n' match, come on here! for
the putt'n' ln's riddy to begin." 1
About sixty persons, Including mere
spectators, had collected, the most of 1
whom were more or less obedient to '
the call of Mealy Whitecotton?for
that was the name of the self-constl- {
tuted commander-in-chief. Some nastened
and some loitered, as they desired
to be first or last on the list; for
they shoot in the order in which their
names are entered.
The beef was not present, nor is it '
ever upon such occasions; but several
of the company had seen it, who all 1
concurred in the opinion that it was a
good beef and well worth the price that
was set upon it?eleven dollars. A
general Inquiry ran round, in order to
form some opinion as to the number
of shots that would be taken; for, of
course, the price of a shot is cheapened
in proportion to the increase of that
number. It was soon ascertained that
not more than twenty persons would
take chances; but these twenty agreed
to take the number of shots at twentyfive
cents each.
The competitors now began to give
in their names; some for one, some for
two, three, and a rew ror as many as
four shots.
Billy Curlew hung back to the last;
and when the list was offered him, five
shots remained undisposed of.
"How many shots left?" inquired
Billy.
"Five," was the reply.
"Well, I take 'em all. Put down four
shots to me, and one to Lyman Hall,
paid for by William Curlew."
I was thunderstruck; not at his
proposition to pay for my shot, because
I knew that Billy meant it as a token
of friendship, and he would have been
hurt if 1 had refused to let him do me
this favor; but at the unexpected announcement
of my name as a competitor
for beef, at least one hundred miles
from the place of my residence. I was
prepared for a challenge from Billy to
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match upon me; but not for this.
I therefore protested against his putting
in for me, and urged every reason
to dissuade him from it that I could,
without wounding his feelings.
"Put it down!" said Billy, with the
authority of an emperor, and with a
look that spoke volumes intelligible to
every bystander. "Reckon I don't
know what I'm about?" Then wheeling
off. and muttering in an under,
self-conHdent tone, "Dang old Roper,"
continued he, "If he don't knock that
cross to the north corner of creation
and back again before a cat can lick
her foot!"
Had I been king of the cat tribe they
could not have regarded me with more
curious attention than did the whole
company from this moment. Every
inch of me was examined with the nicest
scrutiny; and some plainly expressed
by their looks that they never
would have taken me for such a bite.
I saw no alternative but to throw myself
upon a third chance shot; for
though, by the rules of the sport, I
would have been allowed to shoot by
proxy, by all the rules of good-breeding
I was bound to shoot in person.
It would have been unpardonable to
disappoint the expectations which had
been raised on me. Unfortunately, too,
for me, the match differed in one respect
from those which I had been in
the habit of attending in my younger
days, in oiaen time me contest was
carried on chiefly with shotguns, a generic
term which, in those days, embraced
three descriptions of firearms?
Indian traders (& long, cheap, but
sometimes excellent kind of gun that
Mother Britain used to send hither for
traffic with the Indians), the large
musket, and the shot gun; properly
so-called rifles were, however always
permitted to compete with them, under i
equitable restrictions. These were,
that they should be fired offhand, while I
the shotguns were allowed a rest, the i
distance being equal; or that the distance
should be one hundred yards for l
a rifle to sixty for the shot-gun, the i
mode of firing being equal.
But this was a match of rifles exclusively;
and these are by far the most i
common at this time. i
Most of the competitors fire at the )
same target, which Is usually a board i
from nine Inches to a foot wide, char- <
red on one side as black as it can be <
made by fire, without Impairing ma- !
terlally the uniformity of its surface; i
on the darkened side of which is peg- <
gred a square piece of white paper, I
which Is larger or smaller according to i
the distance at which it Is to be placed ,
from the marksmen. This is almost i
Invariably sixty yards, and for it the 1
paper is reduced to about two and a <
half inches square. Out of the centre i
of It Is cut a rhombus of about the !
width of an inch, measured diagonally; ]
this Is the bull's eye or diamond, as 1
the marksmen choose to call It; In the 1
centre of this Is the cross. But every <
man is permitted to fix his target to t
his own taste; and, accordingly, some 1
remove one-fourth of the paper, cutting I
from the centre of the square to the i
two lower corners, so as to leave a <
large angle opening from the centre
downward, while , others reduce the I
ingle more or less; but It Is rarely the 1
case that all are not satisfied with one
cf these figures.
The beef Is divided into five prizes, t
cr, as they are commonly termed, five I
quarters?the hide and tallow count- l
Ing as one. For several years after the
Revolutionary war a sixth was added? '
the lead which was shot In the match. <
This was the prize of the sixth best I
shot; and it used to be carefuly ex- 1
traded from the board or tree in
which it was lodged, and afterwards
remoulded. But this grew out of the
exigency of the times, and has, I believe,
been long since abandoned
everywhere.
The three master shots and rivals
were Moses Firmby, Larkin Splvey
md Billy Curlew; to whom was added,
upon this occasion, by common consent
and with awful forebodings, your
bumble servant.
The target was fixed at an elevation
about three feet from the ground;
md the judges (Captain Turner and
Squire Porter) took their stands by it,
joined by about half the spectators.
The first name on the catalogue was
Mealy Whitecotton. Mealy stepped
)ut, rifle in hand, and toed the mark.
His rifle was about three inches longer
than himself, and near enough his own
thickness to make the remark of Darby
Chlsholm, as he stepped out, toleribly
appropriate: "Here comes the
lorn-stock and the sucker!" said
Darby.
"Kiss my foot!" said Mealy. "The
way I'll creep into that bull's-eye's a !
fact." i
"You'd better creep into your hind
sight," said Darby. Meaiy raised and ;
fired. I
"A pretty good shot, Mealy!" said
one. ]
"Yes, a blamed good shot!" said a ]
second.
"Well done. Meal!" said a third. i
I was rejoiced when one of the com- ;
pany Inquired, "Where is it?" for I \
could hardly believe they were found- >
ing these remarks upon the evidence (
of their senses. ]
"Just on the right-hand side of the |
UUU wtio me icjJi.y.
I looked with all the power of my (
eyes, but was unable to discover the
least change In tne surface of the pa- i
per. Their report, however, was true; |
so much keener Is the vision of a prac- (
tised than an unpractised eye. i
The next In order was Hiram Baugh. |
Hiram was like some race-horses
which I have seen; he was too good
not to contend for every prize, and too (
good for nothing ever to win one.
"Gentlemen," said he, as he came to (
the madk. "I don't say that I'll win
beef, but if my piece don't blow I'll eat
the paper, or be mighty apt to do it,
if you'll b'lieve my racket. My powder
are not good powder, gentlemen;
I bought it thum (from) Zeb Daggett,
and gin him three-quarters of a dollar
a pound for It; but it are not what
I call good powder, gentlemen; but if
old Buck-killer burns It clear, the boy
you call Hiram Baugh eats paper, or
comes mighty near it."
"Well blaze away" said Mealy, "and
be d?d to you, and Zeb Daggett, ana
your powder, and Buck-killer, and your
powder-horn and shot-pouch to boot!
How long you gwlne stand thar talking
'fore you shoot."
"Never mind." said Hlrain, "I can
talk a little and shoot a little too; but
that's nothin'. Here goes!"
Hiram assumed the figure of a note
of interrogation, took a long sight, and
fired.
"I've eat paper," said he, at the
crack of the gun, without looking, or
seeming to look, towards the target.
"Buck-killer made a clear racket.
Where am I, gentlemen?"
"You're just between Mealy and the
diamond," was the reply.
"I said I'd eat paper, and I've done
It; haven't I, gentlemen?"
"And s'pose you have!" said Mealy;
"what do that 'mount to? You'll not
win beef, and never did."
"Be that as it mout be, I've beat
Meal 'Cotton mighty easy; and the boy
you call Hiram Baugh are able to do
It."
"And what do that 'mount to? Who
the devil a'n't able to beat Meal 'Cotton?
I don't make no pretence of bein'
nothin' great nohow; but you always
makes out as if you were gwlne
to keep 'em makin' crosses for you
constant and then do nothin' but 'eat
paper* at last; and that's a long way
from eatln' beef, 'cordln* to Meal 'Cot- s
ton's notions, as you call him." ^
Simon Stow was now called on. 1
"Oh, Lord!" exclaimed two or three; S
"now we have It. It'll take him as long 1
to shoot as it would take Squire Dob- r
bins to run round a track o' land." <3
"Good-bye, boys," said Bob Martin, s
"Where are you going. Bob?" 1
"Going to gather In my crop; I'll be e
hark asrln. thouarh. bv the time Stme t
Stow shoots." . ' 8
Simon was used to all this, and <J
therefore it did not disconcert him in c
the least. He went off and brought his t
own target, and set It up with his own i
hand. 1
He then wiped out his rifle; rubbed 1
the pan with his hat; drew a piece of t
tow through the touchhole with his t
wiper; filled his charger with great c
care; poured the powder into the rifle d
with equal caution; shoved in with d
his finger the two or three va- c
grant grains that lodged round the 1:
mouth of his piece; took out a hand- r
ful of bullets, looked them all over
carefully, selected one without flaw or I
wrinkle; drew out his patching, found 1'
the most even part of it; sprung open e
the grease-box In the breech of his <3
rifle; took up Just so much grease, dis- ?
trlbuted it with great equality over the c
chosen part of his patching; laid It y
over the muzzle of his rifle, grease side t
down; placed his ball upon it, pressed y
It a little; then took It up and turned a
the neck a little more perpendicularly I
downward, placed his knife-handle on
It. just burled It in the mouth of the 1;
rifle; cut off the redundant patching d
just above the bullet, looked at It, h
and shook his head, in token that he 1;
had cut off too much or too little?no v
one knew which?sent down the ball; f
measured the contents of his gun with
his first and second Angers on thfe h
protruding part of the ramrod; shook
his head again, to signify there was li
too much or too little Rowder; primed
carofully; placed an arched piece of "
tin over the hind sight to shade It; a
took his place; got a friend to hold his s
hat over the fore sight to shade It; took II
i very long sight, fired, and didn't o
sven eat the paper.
"Mv olece was badly loadned." said ii
Simon, when he learned the place of v
its bail. s
"Oh, you didn't take time." said ?
Mealy. "No man can shoot that's In
such a hurry as you is. I'd hardly got ii
to sleep 'fore I heard the crack o' the li
?un." t
The next was Moses Pirmby. He g
was a tall slim man. of rather sallow
complexion; and It Is a singular fact a
that though probably no part of the d
world Is more healthy than the moun- s
tainous parts of Georgia, the moun- n
taineers have not generally robust I
Frames or fine complexions; they are, fa
however, almost Inexhaustible by toll, e
Moses kept us not long in suspense, It
His rifle was already charged, and he v
fixed it upon the target with a stead- E
Iness of nerve and aim that was as- fl
tonishing to me and alarming to all g
the rest. A few seconds, and the re- r
port of his rifle broke the deathlike silence
which prevailed. a
"No great harm done yet," said Spl- v
vey, manifestly relieved from anxiety
ay an event which seemed to me better it
calculated to produce despair. Firm- u
by's ball had cut out the lower angle
>f the diamond, directly on a right line v
Kith the cross. a
Three or four followed him without s
bettering his shot; all of whom, how- E
?ver, with one exception, "eat the pa- p
per." t
It now came to Spivey's turn. There c
was nothing Vemarkable in his person b
ir manner. He took his place, lower- t
sd his rifle slowly from a perpendicu- n
lar until it came on a line, with the n
mark, held it there like a vise for a t
moment, and fired. e
"Pretty sevigrous, but nothing killing 1
pet," said Billy Curlew, as he learned 11
the place of Spivey's ball. e
Spivey's ball had Just broken the up- a
per angle of ttie diamond, Dealing *
Flrmby about half its width. 1
A few more shots, in which there
was nothing remarkable, brought us to
Billy Curlew. Billy stepped out with
much confidence, and brought the e
Soap-stick to an order, while he deliberately
rolled up his shirt-sleeves. Had r
1 Judged of Billy's chance of success d
from the looks of his gun, I should ?
have said It was hopeless. The stock c
of Soap-stick seemed to have been
maae wun a case anue, anu uau n been,
the tool would have been but a
poor apology for Its clumsy appear- ^
ance. An auger-hole In the breech 13
served for a grease-box; a cotton ^
string assisted a single screw In hold- v
Ing on the lock; and the thimbles 1
were made, one of brass, one of Iron, 1
and one of tin. 0
"Where's Lark Splvey's bullet?" called
out Billy to the judges, as he fin- r
Ished rolling up his sleeves.
"About three-quarters of an Inch ?
from the cross," was the reply.
"Well, clear the way! the Soap- p
stick's coming, and she'll be along In
there among 'em presently."
Billy now planted himself astraddle, *
like an inverted V; shot forward his
left hip, drew his body back to an angle
of about forty-five degrees with the
plane of the horizon, brought his
cheek down close to the breech of old
0/\or\_aHnl/ onH hor nnAn tho morlf
with untrembllng hand. His sight was
long and the swelling muscles of his a
left arm led me to believe thaf he was
J]
lessening his chance of success with ^
every half-second that he kept It burdened
with his ponderous rifle; but It
neither flagged nor wavered until
Soap-stick made her report.
"Where am I?" said Billy as the t
smoke rose from before his eye.
"You've jlst touched the cross on the
lower side." was the reply of one of the a
judges.
"I was afraid I was drawing my r
bead a leetle too fine," said Billy. J
"Now, Lyman, you see what the Soap- .
stick can do. Take her, and show the
was a baby."
I begged to reserve my shot to the ^
last; pleading, rather sophlstlcally, that
It was, in point of fact, one of Billy's t
shots. My plea was rather indulged
than sustained, and the marksmen who
had taken more than one shot commenced
the second round. This round was a
manifest Improvement upon the first. 1
The cross was driven three times?
once by Spivey, once by Flrrnby, and
once by no less a personage than Mealy
Whitecotton, whom chance seemed to
favor for this time, merely that he
might retaliate upon Hiram Baugh;
and the bull's-eye was disfigured out
of all shape.
The third and fourth rounds were
ho:. BlUy discharged his last shot,
vhlch left the rights to parties thus:
Silly Curlew first and fourth choice,
Jplvey Becond, Firmby third, and
^hltecotton fifth. Some of my readers
nay perhaps be curious to learn how a
listtnctton comes to be made between
levnral, all of whom drive the cross,
rhe distinction Is perfectly natural and
iqultable. Threads are stretched from
he uneffaced parts of the once interacting
lines, by means of which the
rtglnal position of the cross is preIsely
ascertained. Each bullet-hole
>elrg nicely pegged up as It is made, it
s easy to ascertain its circumference.
To this I believe they usually, if not
nvariably, measure, where none of the
tails touch the cross; but if the cross
>e driven, they measure from It to the
ientre of the bullet-hole. To make a
Iraw-shot, therefore, between two who
Irive the cross, it Is necessary that the
entre of both balls should pass directy
through the cross?et thing that very
arely happens.
The Bite alon remained to shoot.
Jilly wiped out his rifle carefully, ;
oaded her to tho cop of his skill, handd
her to me. "Now," said he, "Lyman,
Iraw a fine bead, but not too flne; for
loap-stick bears up her ball well. Take
are, and don't touch the trigger until
ou've got your bead, for she's spring
rigger'd, and goes mighty easy; but
ou hold her to t he place you want her,
nd if she don't go there, dang, old
toper."
I took hold of Soap-stick, and lapsed
mmeaiaieiy into in* most nup?i?ss
lespalr. I am sure I never handled as
leavy a gun In all ray life. "Why, Blly,'*.
said I, "you little mortal, you!
rhat do you use such a ffun as this
or?"
"Look at the bull's-eye yonder!" said
ie-.
"True," said I, "but I can't shoot her;
l is Impossible."
'Mo 'long, you old coon!" said Billy;
I i ee what you're at," Intimating that
.11 ^hls was merely to make the coming
hot the more remarkable. "Daddy's
Ittle boy don't shoot anything but the
Id iBoap-stick here today, I know."
"ifrie judges, I knew, were beoomtng
mpatlent, and, withal, my situation
ra^ growing more embarrassing every
eoDnd; so I e'en resolved to try the
iosip-stlck without further parley.
I stepped out, and the most Intense
nterest was excited all around me, and
t Hashed like electricity around the
arget, as I Judged from the anxious
use of all in that direction.
Policy d ictated that I should Are with
. falling :rlfle, and I adopted this mode,
letermlnlng to Are as soon as the
Iglits came on a line wtth the dlanond,
bend or no bead!. Accordingly,
commenced lowering old Soap-stick;
iut, In spite of all my muscular powrs,
she was strictly obedient to the
awe of gravitation, and came down
rlLh a uniformly accelerated velocity,
iT could arrest her downward
light she had not only passed the tar[et^.but
Was making rapid encroachnewta
on mjr #*? toes.
"Why, he's the weakest man In the
rm I ever seed," said one, In a halfirhlsper.
"It may be fun," said the other, "but
t looks mightily like yearnest to a man
p a tree."
I now, of course, determined to reerse
the mode of firing, and put forth
11 my physical energies to raise Soaptick
to the mark. The effort silenced
Silly, and gave tongue to all his companions.
I had Just strength enough
d master Soap-stick's obstinate prolivity,
and, consequently, my nerves
egan to exhibit palpable signs of disress
with her first Imperceptible
novement upward. A trembling commenced
in my arms, increased, and ex
ended rapidly to my body and lower
xtremlties; so that, by the time that
had brought Soap-stick up to the
nark I was shaking from head to foot,
xactly like a man under the continued
ction of a strong galvanic battery. In
he meantime my friends gave vent to
heir feelings freely.
"I swear poin'-blank,' said one,
that man can't shoot."
"He used to shoot well" said anothr;
"but can't now nor never could."
"You better git away from 'bout that
nark!" bawled a third "for I'll be dod
arned if Broadcloth don't give some of
ou the dry gripes if you stand too
lose thare."
"The stranger's got the peedoddles,"*
aid a fourth with humorous gravity.
"If he had bullets enough In his gun
le'd shoot a ring round the bull's-eye
>ig as a spinning-wheel," said a fifth,
is soon as I found that Soap-stick
ias high enough (for I made no furher
use of the sights than to asceraln
this fact), I pulled trigger, and
fT she went. I have always found that
he most creditable way of relieving
nyself of derision was to heighten It
nyself as much as possible. It is a
:ood plan in all circes, but by far the
test which can be adopted among the
ilain, rough farmers of the country.
Accordingly, I brought old Soap-stick
o an order with an air of triumph, ttp>ed
Billy a wink, and observed, "Now,
iilly, 's your time to make your forune.
Bet 'em two to one that've
mocked out the cross."
"No, I'll be dod blamed if I do," said
Jllly; "but I'll bet you two to one you
la'n't hit the plank."
"Ah, Billy," said I, "I was Joking
bout betting, for I never bet; nor
rould I have you to bet; indeed, I do
lot feel exactly right In shooting for
?eef, for It Is a species of gaming at
ast; but I'll say this much, If that
ross Isn't knocked out I'll never shoot
or beef again as long as I live."
"By dod," said Mealy Whitecotton,
youH lose no great things at that!"
"Well," said I, "I reckon I know a little
ibout wabbling. Is It possible Billy,
i. man who shoots as well as you do
lever practised shooting with the
louble wabble? It's the greatest take
n In the world when you learn to
Irlve the cross with It. Another sort
or getting bets upon, to the dropilght,
with a single wabble! And the
Soap-stick's the very yarn for It."
"Tell you what, stranger." said one,
'you're too hard for us all here. We
tever hearn o' that sort o 'shoot'n' In
hese parts."
"Well," returned I, "you've seen It
tow, and I'm the boy that can do It."
This word was entirely new to me;
)ut like most, If not all, words In use
imong the common people, It Is
loubtless a legitimate English word.
)r, rather, a compound of two words,
he last a little corrupted, and was
:ery aptly applied in this instance.
It Is a compound of "pee," to peep
with one eye, and "daddie," to totter
>r wabble.
The Judges were now approaching
with the target, and a singular combination
of circumstances had kept all
my party in utter Ignorance of the result
of my shot. Those about the target
had been prepared by Billy Curlew
for a great shot from me; their expectations
had received assurance from
the courtesy which had been extended
to me; and nothliig had happened to
disappoint them but the single caution
to them against the "dry gripes," which
was as likely to have been given in
irony as in earnest; for my agonies
under the weight of the Soap-stick
were either imperceptible to them at
the distance of sixty yards, or being
visible, were taken as the flourishes
of an expert who wished to "astonish
the natives." The other party did not
think the direction of my ball worth
the trouble of a question; or If they
did, my airs and harangue had put the
thought to flight before It was delivered.
Consequently, they were all
tranflxed with astonishment when the
judges presented the target to them
and gravely observed, 'It's only second
best, after all the fuss."
"Second best!" exclaimed I, with
uncontrollable transports.
The whole of my party rushed to the
target to have the evidence of their
senses before they would believe the
report; but most marvelous fortune
decreed that it should be true. Their
Incredulity and astonishment were
most fortunate for me; for they blinded
my hearers to the real feelings with
which the exclamation was uttered, and
allowed me sufficient time to prepare
myself for making the best use of what
I had said before with a very different
object.
"Second best!" reiterated I, with an
air of despondency, as the company
turneo rrom me larger 10 me. oecunui
best only? Here, Billy, my son, take
the old Soap-stick; she's a good piece,]
but I'm getting too old and dim-sighted
to shoot a rifle, especially with the
drop-sight and double wabbles."
"Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said
Billy, with a look that baffles all description.
"a'n't you driv the cross?"
"Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined t
carelessly. "What's that? Just look
where my ball is! I do believe In my
soul its centre is a full quarter of an
inch from the cross. I wanted to lay
the centre of the bullet upon the cross,
Just as if you'd put it there with your
fingers."
Several received this palaver with
x contemptuous but very appropriate
curl of the nose; and Mealy Whltecotton
offered to bet a half-pint "that I
couldn't do the like again with no sort
of wabbles, he didn't care what." But
I had already fortified myself on this
quarter by my morality. A decided
matoritv. however, were cUarly of
opinion that I was serious: and
they regarded me as one of the wonders
of the world. Billy, Increased the
majority by now coming out fully with
my history, as he had received It from
his father; to which I listened with
quite as much astonishment as any
other one tft 'his Wearers. He begged
me to go home with him for the night,
or, as he expressed It; to go home with
him and swap lies that night, and It
shouldn't cost me a cent;" the true
reading of which is, that If I would go
home with him, and give him the
pleasure of an evening's chat about old
times, his house should be as free to
me as my own. But I could not accept
his hospitality without retracing
Ave or six miles of the road which I
had already passed, and therefore I
declined It.
"Well, if you won't go, what must I
tell the old woman for you? for she'll
be mighty glad to hear from the boy
that won the silk handkerchief for her,
and I expect she'll lick me for not
bringing you home with me."
"Tell her." said I." that I send her
a quarter of beef, which I won, as I
did the handkerchief, by nothing in the
world but mere good luck."
"Hold your Jaw, Lyman!" said Billy;
"I a'n't a gwlne to tell the old woman
any such lies; for she's a rael reg'lar
built Meth'dlst.'
As I turned to depart?"Stop a
minute, stranger!" said one; then, lowering
his voice to a confidential but distinctly
audible tone, "What you offering
for?" continued he. I assured him
I was not a candidate for anything;
that I had accidentally fallen in with
Billy Curlew, who begged me to come
with him to the shooting match and,
as it lay right on my road, I had
Sioppeu. UU, SttlU I1C, Willi a vwudilatory
nod, "If you're up for anything,
you needn't be mealy-mouthed
about It 'fore us boys; for we'll all go
In for you here up to the handle."
"Yes," said Billy, "dang old Roper If
we don't go our death for you, no matter
who offers; If ever you come out
for anything, Lyman, jlst let the boys
of Upper Hogthlef know It, and they'll
go for you to the hilt, against creation,
tit or no tit, that's the tatur."
I thanked them kindly, but repeated
my assurance. The reader will not
suppose that the district took its name
from the character of the Inhabitants.
In almost every county In the state |
there Is some spot or district which
bears a contemptuous appellation, usually
derived from local rlvalshlps, or
from a single accidental circumstance.
Hall.
? Although they will have until
January 1, 1907, under the anti-pass
amunrimont to the Interstate com-1
merce act, to abolish free Interstate
transportation a number of the western
and southern railroads have announced
their intention of cutting off
all passes on August 28?the date
the new rate law goes Into efTect. Instructions
have been sent out to cut
down the time limit of all trip passes
now out so that they will expire on
that date, and all annual passes will
be canceled at the same time. Among
the roads which have decided on this
programme are the Harrlman lines.
It is contended it will be Just as easy
to put all the reforms into operation
at the same time. The new rate
schedules, It Is contended oy me railroad
magnates, will stir up no little
strife and annoyance for a while, and
to follow this Ave months later by]
the enforcement of the anti-pass law
they believe will only serve to renew
their troubles. Therefore they Intend
to reform all at once.
? ?
Seventy live thousand dollars for
a thimble teems something of an extravagance,
but this was the cost of
one presented to the Queen of Slam'
by her husband.
OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM.
The Whole Business Is Weak sad
Rotten.
McMJUMN MAKES SENSATIONAL SPEECH
Clemson College Organization Along
Lines of Independent 8elfiehne?e?
Small Farmer Qets No Good From
Higher College?General 8hake-Up
' - - - I
Needed.
At Greenville last Tuesday, Hon.
John J. McMahan, former superintendent
of education, now a candidate for
governor, and one of the broadest,
brainiest and most honest and fearless
men In public life, spoke as follows:
"I am in this race for the sole purpose
of bringing about better conditions
for the welfare of the masses of
the people. I alone have insisted upon
making this campaign one of education
of the people in their public duties.
I have refused to recognise the liquor
question as paramount I protest
against the absurdity of confining the
thought of a great state to the mere
question of expediency in controlling
alcdhollc drinks. I point to education
as the only possible solution of the
drink-evil and of all intemperance and
weakness of character. I insst upon
the necessity of universal, thorough,
practical education and correct training
as the solution of all questions, the
final remedy for all evils, the promotion
of the general welfare, the attainment
of the ends of Democracy and
Christianity alike.
"As state superintendent of education
I became alive to the deficiencies
of our educational system. I have
specifically outlined and strenuously
urged the legislation needed for the improverrtent
of our country schools. I
im In this rnr>A for nrnvArnor In nrdAir
to arouse the people and secure their
endorsement, so that legislators will be
moved to act for the people. The politicians
of the legislature through timidity
and selfishness, will do nothing
good unless it is clamored for by popular
demand. They are either ignorant
and indifferent, or they are conoerned
only for their personal political advancement,
or the serving of some special
interest of financial value to them
or their friends. The people must be
aroused and educated before we shall
have a government in their interest.
The demagogues who represent our
'statesmanship' are careful to scent out
the popular trend and to follow the people,
the object being to get office rather
than to lead the people to the truth and
to better things. These are really as
false, to the people as the scheming
politicians who are in politics to look
after special corporate interests.
Our 8ystem a Failure.
"Our education is largely a failure.
I stand for radical reforms. Education
should be a real preparation for
the real duties of life. Jt should ba
the chief factor in the development of
our industries, and the elevation of the
homes of the humblest.
"The small white farmer, the hope
of our state, has been neglected. His
needs have, been Ismored. Not for him
are the colleges. Not for his children
are Clemson and Wlnthrop. The establishment
of these industrial colleges
was In the right direction, but we have
done wrong tp stop there. In every
county there should be a farm school
for boys and a home school for girls,
to which the poorest could go and by
their own labor support themselves
while learning, by actually doing under
skillful direction the things which
will constitute the chief duties of their
after-lives. There is no proper training
In South Carolina today for the life
work of the great majority of our people
in the work shop, the field, the
orchard, the dairy, the garden, the
kitchen, the home with its manifold demands
upon the laboring father and
the laboring mother. Here are the
rroblems of cleanliness and wholesomeless,
of thrift and prosperity, of health
and character and happiness. The home
Is the unit of our civilization and our
government It is blasphemy to call
education a preparation for life when
It makes no attempt to prepare for
the labors that constitute our occupations
and make our homes.
Clemton College.
"Our colleges need reforms in order
to fulfill their mission of preparing
leaders In thought and in industry. I
shall dlreot my remarks especially to
Clemson college. The textile department
will not accomplish its purpose
until the state provides scholarships for
bright young men to be selected from
the help In the cotton mills. Those
whose lives are already cast in the
mill work will have the preliminary
lrnnu'lciHir? of maohini>rv and of the ac
tual conditions and problems to enable
them to profit most by a course in a
textile school, training them to be
skilled master workmen in their calling.
One hundred and twenty of these
voung mill hands at all times befng
educated by their state to the highest
skill and mastery, along with the same
number from the farms now provided
with supporting scholarships to take
the agricultural course at ClemBon,
would prove a blessing to the state. In
less than a decade we should feel the
uplift of life In the mill villages. What
mill president and what mill community
would not welcome the Inspiring and
uplifting Influence of broadly educated
native superintendents and bosses?
This is the great need today both of
the mill business and of the mill life.
"But Clemson college itself needs
radical reforming. My criticism is not
based upon the present newspaper controversy
as to extravagance In the
prices paid for cattle, or as to the lack
of proper accommodations for the people
lately In attendance upon the farmers'
Institute. It should be a disgrace
to any Institution to feed the teachers
at the state summer school upon rotten
chicken, and to afflict guests with
bedbugs. There Is no excuse for compelling
the cadets to learn heroism from
four years of affliction with bedbugs.
The management of Clemson college
has never been a model of efficiency.
In the formative period or youtn, wnen
standards of life are being fl^ed, It Is
a crime to surround the young nen of
the state within conditions which
would be intolerable in decent homes.
It Is the duty of public men to speak
out. I am In this campaign to tell
the truth and not to cater for votes.
Organization Wrong.
"But the entire organization of Clemson
college is wrong. It is supported
by a tax upon the farmers, which
some years far exceeds the usual income.
To avoid the criticism that they
have more money than they need, the
trustees are under the necessity of finding
some way to spend the surplus before
the time to report to the legislature
each year. This encourages extravagance
and places this one state
institution in a class all by Itself, independent
of the government of the
state. This permanent appropriation of
an Indefinite and ever-increasing sum
of money is in violation of the fundamental
safeiruard nf rnv?mm?nt
which, everywhere else, requires that
the representatives of the people, in
annual or biennial sessions, shall pass
upon the work and the needs of the institutions
of the state, and shall say
how much of the people's money is to
be spent Except at Clemson it has
been unheard of in our state for a
board of trustees, without specific authority
from the legislature, to ereot
new and expensive buildings, add new
departments, Increase the plant so as
to necessitate permanently increased
annual support, committing the state to
new departures without asking the
consent of the legislature. The fertilizer
tax should go into the state treas- M
ury and Clemson should be supported
as the other institutions of the state
by annual appropriations from the
treasury"But
the trouble is more fundamental.
The state of South Carolina has
no authority in the government of
Clemson college. She has planted her ,
hundreds of thousands on millions of
dollars there; for a mere pittance of J
poor land and a little cash she accept- I
ed from Mr ??? ?
Mill<3 ^I^KOU "
condition that a majority of the board
of trustees should be named by him
and should have the power to perpetuate
themselves and thus rule forevef
this Institution upon which the state
of South Carolina should lavish her
wealth. No state Institution should be
beyond state control. Trustees become
out of joint with the progress and
demands of the times. Their cxarlike
power, a perpetual obllgarchy amenable
to no authority, may breed in them
arrogance, bigotry, and selfishness It
has long been felt that Clemson col- ;n
lege Is a close corporation, largely officered
by the kinsmen and other favorites
of these life trustees, who will
control even beyond tlve period of their
natural lives, because <hey choose their
successors. Nepotism, the bane of efficiency
and fairness, honeycombs the
institution. It is operated In large
measure by the trustees for the trustees.
Until the legislature' some seven
or eight years ago saw the necessity of
directing that the trustees chould not
draw per diem, but shouid I raw only
actual expenses, there were a few old
broken down trustees who were on
committees to supervise all sorts of
work, which should have been left to
the president The mileage and $4 a
day was an Inducement to hang around
the college nearly all the time. Such
Is the tyranny of the trustees, perpetuated
in m un-American way. like a*""* Hfry1
European dynasty, that professors have
been taught to keep their mouths shut
to be In constant terror, and sometimes
to cringe.
The Remedy.
"What Is the remedy? The state
should go to the heirs or residuary
legatees and purchase, as could be
done for a small amount, the reversionary
Interest so that the state could
repudiate the will, and take charge of
the management of Its institution.
"Not the least of the benefits to
come from its action would be ".he right J;'>]
then to name the college as it should
have been named in the beginning, after
the great statesman whose name
the world over is linked with that of
Smith ~ III " 1
.... vsivhho. v^ainoun'8 estate win
willed by an unworthy son-in-law, who,
northern man and without any claim
ui-on this state, was so ungenerous, so
m?anly selfish, that he decreed in his
dictatorial will not only to rule forever
the institution which he asked the state
to support, but to foist upon it his
name instead of the name which sprang
to every lip, the Immortal Calhoun."
LUNCHING ON FLOWER8.
Blossoms Considered Table Delioaey
in Certain Regions.
A lunch of rosebuds would hardly
be called a feast, and we should most
likely be inclined to think ourselves
trifled with if we were asked to dine
upon the great glowing blossoms of
a pumpkin vine. But in olden times
some of the American Indiana nnf.
bly the Aztecs, esteemed these flowers,
when properly cooked, a treat
dainty.
At the present day, states an expert
authority of the department of agriculture,
the natives of many parts of
India depend for food upon the blossoms
of the bassla tree. They do
not even need tn ennir f?i? ???? .
but make a good meal of them raw,
just as they gather them up under
the trees, from which they fall in
great numbers during the night The
authority referred to describes the
blossoms as sweet and sickly in odor
and taste. Sometimes they are dried
in the sun, and are then kept and
sold in the bazaars as a regular article
of diet.
The trees are so highly esteemed
that the threat of cutting them down
will generally bring an unruly tribe
to terms.' This is hardly to be wondered
at, when It is understood that
a single tree will yield from two to
four hundred pounds of flowers. The
Parsees cook the flowers, and also
make sweet meats of them.
But, after all, we are not quite at
liberty to smile at the flower-eating
propensities of these strange peoples.
Here is one flower afforded by our
own gardens that finds a place freely
upon our tables. We are apt to look
upon the delicious cauliflower as a
caobage, but It is the flower heads and
flower stalks that we consume In the
cauliflower, and not the leaves, as In
the rase of the cabbage He who eats
a cauliflower Is a flower-eater as truly
as the Parsee.
No one would be Inclined to deny
that smoked flsh and smoked meat
are agreeable varieties In our bill of *
fare, but few, perhaps, would feel
reudy to plead guilty to a taste for
smoked flowers. And yet, when we
give to the clove Its well-earned
place among our flavorings, we are
making use of a smoked flower bud.
The delicate peach-colored buds grow
on a small evergreen, and are ruthlessly
plucked from the ends of the
branches before they have had time
to expand. Afterward they are dried
in the sun, and then slightly smoked
over a wood Are, to give them the
brown color we are so familiar with.