Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, July 27, 1906, Image 4
tumorous Jlrpartmrnt.
Squire Barrett's Ancestry.?Squire
Barrett was a number of years ago a
well-known practitioner at the Hampden
county bar. He was eccentric, especially
about his dress, but underneath
a rough exterior he was known
to be deeply read and a brilliant scholar.
His wife was given more to the
frivolities of life than to books, but
her fad at one time was the family
genealogy. Then she studied hard.
One dav a friend met Squire Barrett
and said. "Well, how goes the wife's'
family tree?"
"Oh, her tree is all right," said the
squire, with a twinkle in his eye, "but
when she began on mine she had trouble."
"What was the matter?" asked the
friend.
"Well, you see, about the first thing
she struck in my genealogy was a
Hudson river pirate, and she decided
to let him rest for fear something
worse might turn up."?Boston Herald.
It Was Not Crape After All.?A
New York man was talking about Ople
Read, author and Journalist. "Read,
you know,'* he said, "edited the Arkansaw
Traveler for ten years or more.
They say that in the spring of 1885 a
reporter for the Traveler died. He
was a fine young chap. A visitor to
the office the day after the funeral
found the editor and his staff talking
about their loss disconsolately.
" 'It has been a sad loss, friends,' the
visitor said; 'a sad loss indeed.' He
sighed and looked about the room.
'And I am pleased to see,' he went on
'that you commemorate the melancholy
event by hanging up crape.'
"Ople Read frowned.
" 'Crape?' he said. 'Where do you
see any crape?'
" 'Over there,' said the visitor, pointing.
"'Crape be durned!' said Read.
'That isn't crape; it's the office towel!"'?New
York Tribune.
Pats to Advbrtise.?When the
teacher was absent from the schoolroom
Billy the mischievous boy of the
. class, wrote on the blackboard, "Billy
Jones can hug the girls better than
any boy in school."
Upon her return the teacher called
him up to her desk.
"William, did you write that?'' she
asked, pointing to the blackboard.
"Yes, ma'am," said Billy.
"Well, you may stay after school,"
said she, "as punishment.'
The other pupils waited for Billy to
come out, and then they began guying
him.
"Got a lickin', didn't you?"
"Nope," said Billy.
"Got Jawed?"
"Nope."
"What did she do?" they asked.
"Shan't tell," said Billy, "but it
pays to advertise."?Ladles' Home
Journal.
Brief and to the Point.?a postmaster
general or some one in his
office at Washington once wrote to
the postmaster of some little station
on the Tombigbee river: "You will
please inform this department how
far the Tombigbee river runs up,"
to which the postmaster answered:
"I have the honor to inform the department
that the Tombigbee river
don't run up at all; it runs down."
In due course of mail came another
communication: "On receipt of this
letter your appointment as postmaster
will cease. Mr. has been
appointed as your successor." to
which went the following reply:
"The receipts during the last year
have been $4.37 and the office rent
more than double that sum. Please
to kindly instruct my successor to
pay me the balance and oblige."
An Opinion of Justice Marshall.?
Once as John Marshall, chief justice,
was traveling toward Raleigh N. C.,
in a stick gig his horse went off the
road and ran over a sapling, so tilting
the vehicle that it could move neither
to the right nor to the left. As the
Judge sat thinking up a way out of the
dilemma an old negro came along.
"Old marster,'' said he. "what for
you don't back your horse?"
The jurist thanked him for the suggestion,
backed the horse and, promising
to leave a dollar at the inn for the
good advice, went on his way. The
negro called at the inn and found the
dollar awaiting him. He took it. looked
at It and said:
"He was a gemman for sho', but"?
tapping his forehead significantly?"he
didn't have much in here."?World's
Work.
A Gibraltar Lbgknd.?One of the
stock of ancient legends relating to the
rock of Gibraltar relates how a young
Scotch subaltern was on guard duty
with a brother officer when the latter
in visiting the sentries fell over a
precipice and was killed. When the
survivor was relieved from duty he
made the customary written report in
the usual form, "Nothing extraordinary."
And this brought the brigade major
down upon him in a rage. "What!
When your brother officer on duty with
you has fallen down a precipice 400
feet high and been killed you report
nothing extraordinary?" "Weel, sir."
replied the Scot calmly, "I dinna think
there's cnything extraornery in it,
ava. If he had fa'en doon four hunder'
feet and not been killed?weel,
I should hae ca'd that extraornery."
A Saved Situation.?The vising artist
wt^s painting iu his studio, when
a visitor entere<l leading a doe\ The
a,nlma,l at once commenced barking
fU^ioUjSly at the picture op the easel.
"Oh," said the caller. /'you follow
nature closely. The evidence of
the faithfulness with which you have
painted that dog in the background
is the earnest way my dog barks at
him."
"But that isn't a dog." was the reply.
"It's a cow."
It was a terrible situation, but the
visitor did not lose his head. Said
he languidly:
"Well, the dog's eyes are better
than mine. He always did detest
cows."
? ? ?
H.ia Blooming Mistakr.?A eountry
man of Goethe recently gave an instance
of the difficulty a foreigner has
with the English language. He was
invited to dinner soon after his arrival
in England and was desirous of saying
something in a very pleasant way and
made use of the following expression:
"Will you have the blooming kindness
to," etc. He used it in tin- sense that
the word "blooming" Is used in German,
as being something v? ry charming
and beautiful, little knowing what
havoc slang has played with the word
In England. He was absolutely at a
loss to understand why everybody was
so utterly horrified at what he thought
was an extremely nice expression.?
London Express.
iUiscfUiuuous iJcadiiui.
IN COUNTIES ADJOINING.
News and Comment Clipped From
Neighboring Exchanges.
CHESTER.
Lantern, July 24: Mrs. Jane Howe of
Yorkville, passed through Saturday
on her return from a visit to her son,
Mr. R. M. Love of Union. Her granddaughter,
little Miss Aggie Love, accompanied
her At a meeting of
the trustees of the Lowryville High i
school last Saturday afternoon, Mr.
William B. Marion of this city, was
elected principal for the approacning
term. Mr. Marlon graduated at
the University of South Carolina last
June and is thoroughly prepared to
fill the position to which he has the
honor to have been elected. Besides
taking a good stand in his class work.
Mr. Marion took great interest in athletics
all through his college course.
The school at Lowryville is fortunate
in securing Mr. Marion as teacher,
and under his direction It will likely
make advancement The sorrowful
announcement was made on the
street Saturday morning that during
the preceding night the spirit of Miss
Anney Holmes Williams had flitted
away. The excellent young woman
was the daughter of the late Judge
Grandison Williams, who was magistrate
in Chester for several years.
She was thirty-one years old at the
time of her death. The deceased
leaves a mother, Mrs. G. Williams,
and three sisters, Mrs. J. M. Daniel,
Mrs. John R. Alexander and Mrs. C.
C. Edwards. All reside in Chester
with the exception of Mrs. Daniel,
who lives in Columbia Mrs. Ellen
Amanda Howze, aged about sixty-nine
years, died at 2 o'clock this
morning, July 24, 1906, at her home
in West Lacy street, after a long
illness with cancer. She was the
widow of the late J. W. Howze and
ix 3 t? AnLrMoru notahhnrhnnd
IIYtrU 111 II1C v/am iue?v nv.0.>?v.
until about three years ago, when she
and her son moved to this city.
LANCASTER.
News, July 25: The dwelling of Miss
Lena Cousar of this place, was struck
by lightning Sunday afternoon. The
stove flue was damaged and some
shingles knocked off her roof. Some
chickens under the house were killed
The annual picnic of the
Liberty Hill rifles held at Liberty
Hill last Saturday was one of the
most successful within the history of
that splendid company. About 1.500
persons were present. The leading
attraction was Senator Tillman, who
was present and spoke by invitation.
His speech was along the lines followed
by him at Lancaster the day
before, though not so long. Dr.
Strait, candidate for congress, also
spoke, as did also H. H. Horton, candidate
for county auditor Mr.
R. A. Dobson, the well known young
attorney of Kershaw, has decided to
return to his first love?school teaching,
as will be seen from the following
Laurens special to the Columbia
State: At a meeting today of the
board of trustees of the Laurens city
schools. Prof R. A. Dobson of Kershaw
was elected superintendent of
the graded schools for the ensuing
term. Since graduating from Furman
university in 1900, taking the
A. M. degree. Prof. Dobson has
taught at Yorkville, his native town;
superintendent of the Williston school
two years and of the Kershaw graded
schools during the past year. Prof.
Dobson has accepted the superintendency
and will move his family to
Laurens in time to open the schools
early in September The Republicans
held a county convention
here last Saturday?J. D. Dye was
elected county chairman, and W. M.
McKenna and A. Hudson members
of the county executive committee?
J. D. Dye and M. C. McAlexander
were elected delegates to the state convention.
The delegates elected to the
congressional convention are L. C. Collins
and J. D. Dye.
GASTON.
Gastonia Gazette, July 24: Messrs. J.
D. Lindsay spent Sunday with Yorkville
friends Mr. and Mrs. W.
L. Thomson were sorely bereaved
last Tuesday night by the death of
their little nineteen months old son,
Mack Holland, which occurred about
midnight. The child had beeen unwell
for nearly a year and for the
past month had suffered with gastritis.
The little one was laid to rest
in the Oakwood cemetery Friday
evening at 4 o'clock after services
conducted by Rev. E. L. Bain....Mr.
W. Meek Adams returned Sunday
morning from a pleasant visit to his
two sons, Tom and Leslie in Colorado.
"Leslie," he says, "is looking
as well as I ever saw him. I staid
in the room with him two nights and
did not hear him cough a time. He
offered to run a foot-race with me
for a two-block run, and he did beat
me out in the walking business."
The west thoroughly charmed Mr.
Adams. The only reason, he says,
that people stay back here in North
Carolina is that the people don't
know any better Mrs. Cynthia
Johnson spent the day in Yorkville
Sunday Mr. Lean Adams made
a business trip to I^enoir yesterday.
Messrs. Ed Adams and A. Q.
Ellison were Clover visitors Sunday.
Mr. Hardaway Stowe of Yorkville.
spent Sunday in the city.
A FAMOUS SONG WRITER.
Foster Was Called the Edgar Allan
Poe of Music.
Stephen Collins Foster, the most
popular of American sung writers and
composers, has been called the Edgar
Allen Poe of music. lake Poe, he was
a genius. He came of Virginia parentage,
received a good education and
died in New York January 13, 1S64,
in the height of his fame, a penniless
wanderer. He was born in Pittsburg
July 4. 1X26.
He learned easily, and after receiving
private lessons in music and drawing
taught himself to play on the flageolet.
guitar and banjo. He also devoted
several years to the voice and
piano. Then he turned his attention
to composing songs and dialect ballads
and dialect songs. At the age of
seventeen, while employed in La?uisville.
Ky., he published the serenade,
"Open Thy Lattice. Love." which was
instantly successful. Then followed
"t'ncle Ned," "O Susannah." which
were sung by a minstrel troupe, and
Stephen Foster became famous far
and wide.
Marrying, in 1X44. Jennie McDowell,
he came to New York, where in
rapid succession he supplied his publishers
with songs which became famous?"Old
Kentucky Home." "Massa's
In Do fold, fold Oround." "old Dog
Tray." "Willie. We Have Missed You"
and "Sweet Ellen Hayne." But the
song that is best known in many lands
is "The Suwa-nee Itiver." for which
Christie's minstrels gave him at the
beginning $50. In addition he received
royalties on its sale of over half ai*
million copies and the honor of knowing
that eminent singers like Jenny
Lind sang it to applauding thousands.
His last song, a negro melody, "Old
Black Joe," Is still a favorite. A
fourth of his 150 songs were in negro
dialect, among which were "Nellie
Bly," "Nell Was a Lady," and "Nancy
Tile."
ELECTRIFYING CHINA.
Current to Work Wonders In the Celestial
Kinodom.
Mr. Lim Dat, a successful Chinese |
merchant of Victoria. B. C., has organized
among his countrymen settled
in British Columbia a $2,000,000
company to construct an electric
trolley railway In China from Canton
10 San Wu, a distance of sixty miles.
No white man need apply for stocks,
as their presence in the company
would forfeit the charter from the
Chinese government. The route of
the proposed line is a populous one,
Canton having a population of 2,000,000
and San Wu 500,000.
The prospectus of the new company
sets forth that there are no serious
topographical difficulties to be
encountered in building the line; that
water power will be obtained from
the Quai Tong-Shun Mountains, thirty
miles from San Wu; that now
there are twenty-one junks plying on
the river between these two points
carrying heavy cargoes and many
passengers; that it takes these junks
fourteen hours to make the trip,
which the electric cars will make in
three hours. It is also announced
that the summer cars to be operated?the
weather being warm?will
each tie equipped with 50-horsepower
motors. The plan is to build the line
entirely with Chinese labor, even using
Chinese electricians as far as
possible.
It is stated that the company also
intends to seek from the city of Can
ton a concession of the light and
power privileges. The streets there
are so narrow that some difficulty
would be experienced in attempting
to secure the franchise for a city
street railway system, although this
might be sought later. Altogether It
is a remarkable enterprise to be organized
and controlled entirely by
Chinese.
Mr. Lim Dat, its promoter, is at
the head of the leading Chinese merchantile
firm in Victoria, known as
"Gim Fook Yuen." They own a large
brick block, conduct a department
store, a rice mill and have several
other stores in British Columbia, as
well as a branch house in China. Mr.
Dat, in 1895, invented and secured
a patent on an improved device for
electric rice mill machinery, the first
patent issued to a Chinaman in British
North America.?New York Herald.
A BATCH OF QUEER TRADES.
Fly and Flea Catchers?Lion Hunters
?Human Incubators.
A request was recently sent out by
an English paper for suggestions of
novel ways of earning money. Some
of the replies have novelty enough
and to spare. There are a few "pro
fesslons" which were proposed:
A professional flea-catcher, a custodian
for safety-pins, a collector of
dried flies for hen's food, purveyor
of fads to the leisure classes, a lionhunting
agency for society's use, a
motor car library to call at out-of-the
way places with the newest books, a
I maker-up of minds, a manners teacher.
Evidently dried flies are in demand
for the suggestion of a dry-fly merchant
came from two quarters. As
for the maker-up of minds and an
equivalent to the motor-car library,
they exist in New York at the present
time.
So, also, does the umbrella and
waterproof exchange recommended
by another person. Among the queer
occupations described as already followed
is that of artistically painting,
with harmless pigments, fictitious, if
scanty hair on bald heads.
"A man I know," says one answer,
"makes his living out of funerals and
weddings. He attends a funeral, gets
a list of the wreaths from the undertaker
(on reciprocal terms), takes a
shorthand note of the minister's address,
draws up a souvenir report of
the whole thing and offers it to the
survivors.
"Bereaved people are an easy prey.
Not infrequently he receives encouragement
also from the printer or
typist, if he can persuade them to
have it put in type.
"His tactics are similar in regard
to weddings; but there, as he suffers
severely from the competition of the
newspapers, his great source of profit
is acting as agent for the loan of
wedding presents. It is said that at
the second wedding of a well-known
politician at Birmingham the presents
were valued at $60,000 and twothirds
of them were hired. Commissions
on $40,000 worth of business is
not to be despised.
Another case is that of a busy farmer's
wife in Australia who had the
misfortune to have a paralytic son,
who was bed-ridden. She was a notable
manager, and, considering the
great cost of the invalid and the loss
of his services on the farm, she persuaded
him to allow clutches of eggs
to be placed with proper precaution
in the bed, that the equal and continual
warmth might hatch them.
This was accordingly done, and the
paralyzed youth was as proud of his
broods as possible and thoroughly
earned his living besides gaining an
interest in life?New York Sun.
Josh Biixinos' Phuosopiiy.?A ped
ant iz a very learned individual, wno
mistakes a pop-gun for a pistill.
A bigot iz a kind ov human ram,
with a good deal ov wool over hiz eyes,
but no horns.
It requires but a phew branes tew
make up an atheist, for the less a man
knows the less he generally beleaves.
The man who triers tew please everybody
ix ax fickle hi nutur ax a puppy.
I'le/./ure is lik?> molassiss; tew mutch
ov it spiles the taste for everything.
The most misterable people I kno
ov are thoze who make ple/./.ure a bizziness:
it iz like sliding down a hill
twenty-five miles long.
There iz no seed so sure tew produce
a big crop az wild oats, and the
crop is repentance.
Politeness iz like ginger-pop?there
isn't mutch nourishment in it, but it
haz a ploazu.nl pop and a refreshing
llavor.
l'mfane swaring in a man iz like
continual crowing in a barn-yard
rooster, a plan tew keep up their
courage or importance..
Most people are like an egg?toe
phull ov I lionise I fs to hold etuty thing
else.
Thare ix this difference between
genius and tallent. one iz a uatral reservoi.
and the other haz tew be kantinually
puutpt up.?New York Week*y
A
INPREGNABLE GIBRALTAR.
Scene of More Fighting Than Any
Other Fortress.
Gibraltar! What a wealth of historic
romance Is woven about this
wonderful rock! Rising from the
blue waters of the Mediterranean sea
?resembling a huge, crouching lion?
It stands guard over th~- entrance to
the straits, with the city sleeping In
the hollow of Its mighty sides. One
of the pillars of Hercules hat In olden
times marked the very end of the
world. Around its base ancient and
modern history join together, as the
waters of the stormy Atlantic mingle
with the placid surface of the great
sea?a mighty lion, emblem of English
strength, lies this rock, with its
head turned in defiance toward its
ancient master.
Scene of Many Wars.
Few places have been more fought
over than this in the long wars between
the Moors and Spanish and the
Spanish and the English. It was here
the Moors first invaded Europe and
here departed from it after a warfare
of nearly eight hundred years. Ten
times it changed hands, the battles
fought around it bathing its shores in
blood, until in 1598, the Spaniards finally
drove the Moors forever from
their shores. Undisputed. Spain held
the rock for a little more than one
hundred years only to lose it by a
surprise during the war of Spanish
succession.
The English fleet, under command
of Sir George Rooke, caught the
Spaniards unprepared, short-handed
and took the fort in three days.
The Spaniards tried three years to recapture
it, but tried in vain.
A Most Daring Siege.
It was during this siege that one of
the most daring and difficult assaults
in the history of the world was made.
The eastern side of the rock rises from
the sea fourteen hundred feet, and had
never been fortified, as it was Believed
no human being could make the
ascent. I have stood on the narrow
atrip of sand at low tide at the foot of
this wall of rock and marveled at the
courage that must have been displayed
by the Spanish shepherd, who led the
assaulting party of five hundred up a
narrow path from Catalan bay to the
signal station. But the assault was
all in vain. Two hundred soldiers
were captured and the balance either
wounded or killed by falling from the
rock in their hurried descent. Again
in 1727 the Spanish laid siege to the
rock for five months with twenty
thousand men, but again they failed.
World's Greatest Fortress.
In June of 1779 began the great
siege, lasting for four years, the story
which cannot be told here. Suffice
to say that the world has never seen
such an example of endurance and
courage as was displayed by the English
garrison during this siege. Starvation
and disease added their terror
to the almost continuous bombardment.
Assault after assault failed, until
finally peace was made between the
allied powers of France and Spain
with England. From that day to this,
the English flag has floated proudly
over what is supposed to be the strongest
fortress in the world.
A Visitor's Impressions.
I shall never forget my first view of
the rook. Sailing in before a strong
breeze early in the morning, the rock
with the exception or its Dase was enveloped
In a white mist which slowly
faded away as the warmth of the rays
of the sun dried the moisture from the
air, as a curtain slowly drawn aside,
leaving the rock standing out * bold
against the sky. It appears to rise
from the water Itself as the Spanish
shores are scarcely above the water
level at this place. Rising to a height
of fourteen hundred feet at the head
or northern end, it gradually slopes
back and downward to the tail of the
lion about three miles away. The city
seems to be resting In the hollow between
the paws of the reclining beast
of stones and the white of the walls
and the vivid greens of the foliage
stand out In startling contrast to the
dull gray rock Itself.
Upon landing at the Waterport gate
one is impressed by the strength of the
walls around the town, the number of
soldiers, their red coats standing out
in brilliant contrast to the gray stone,
and the people one meets, gathered
from every part of the world. The
Moor is here from across the straits
In his long white robes and turban?
here, with his chickens, eggs and fruits
for the markets. Silent with ever
scowling face, he shuffles about the
narrow streets, offering his produce to
the shopkeepers.
Going up Waterport street past the
lower barracks and guard houses one
comes out on the Alameda, Gibraltar's
parade ground and pleasure park.
Here is the monument erected to "Old
Elliott," the gallant defender during
the great siege. Here are the gardens
with their beautiful flowering plants
and ancient trees, bordering and shading
the shell walks. On beyond is the
road to the governor's palace where
social Gibralter holds its festivities.
Guns Honeycomb Forts.
If it were not for the soldiers and
the stumbling over a hidden battery
of 100-ton guns in the most unexpected
places, one might fancy they were
in some of the tropical cities?in a
more peaceful land, instead of In the
park of the strongest fortification in
the world. Gibraltar does not depend
for its defense upon these batteries
along the water front altogether. The
greater part of the rock Is honeycombed
with galleries from which protl>u
mnv/lpQ t\t mnnctor phik nnm
mantling the range of every approach
by land or sea.
About six thousand picked troops
are stationed here at all times, and
the flower of England's navy finds shelter
in the docks. Provisions for the
men and for the English population
are stored within the rock sufficient to
last for six years.
The Soldier's Hardships.
Life grows very tiresome to the men,
crowded together in so small a space,
and it sometimes taxes the resources
of the officers to prevent desertions,
even though it may mean death to the
man who leaves, for tlie garrison is always
on a war basis. Suicide among
the men is not infrequent, while I was
at Gibraltar one poor fellow driven
crazy by the heat, and the heartbreaking
monotony of his isolation
and longing for old England, Jumped
from one of the upper gun ports to
his death on the rocks below.
No one who has ever felt the mystic
spell of this place will ever forget it.
But one must know something of its
past to appreciate this feeling, to
fall under the charm of this historic
old rock. Every inch of its ground
seems to whisper to you of deeds of
war and bloodshed, or days of strife
and of brave men in the years long
gone by.
I have been in many strange places,
spots of greater Interest to the average
traveler, but to me Gibraltar holds a
charm; it stands out alone In my mind
as one of the most fascinating places
one can visit.?B. M. Hall.
IN THE NEVADA DE8ERT.
Travelers Suffering From Heat and
Thrist?Brotherhood Among Prospectors.
The lessons about judging diswhlnh
qro In tha rlpur
ia!lV.tO " IIIVII U> V 1VM. mvw *..v v.vw.
air of Colorado must be learned over
when the face is turned westward
from the Grand Canon. After spending
half a generation in the shadows
of the Rockies, I lost a bet that the
distance from rim to rim of the
Grand Canon at Bright Angel trail
was not fourteen miles. It was impossible
to believe It was half that
far until I ran out ei base line and
took the angles, which proved the
distance and cost me the price of a
dinner.
One typical summer day with a
team and wagon I started across a
valley to a camp at a water hole
fifteen miles away, In plain sight
across an almost level sagebrush
plain. It did not seem that the trip
could last longer than three hours,
so the horses were watered, a small
canteen was filled for my own use
and no thought of danger from
thirst was suggested. Why should
there be any? The distance was
small and the plain so level. There
are scores who have made that mistake,
while a wife, mother, sister or
sweetheart was waiting, hoping,
looking and praying for him who
went out under the pitiless sun never
to be heard of more.
That fifteen miles over the roadless
sagebrush was fifteen miles of
sand from which the heat rose as
from an oven, burning and blistering
the face, cooking one and calling
all the time: Water, water, water!
The sand was sc deep that the
horses found it hard work to draw
the wagon, and progress was very
slow; they stopped frequently and
soon It was necessai-y to use the
whip to make them go at all. My
canteen was soon empty. I pitied
the horses and got out to wane ana
lighten their load. The sand burned
the feet and was unbearably hot
and walking ceased. The Iron parts
of the wagon were hot enough to
blister the hand. I felt as if I were
drying Into a mummy. The old
truth was remembered that the way
to forget troubles which cannot be
avoided is to fasten the mind upon
something else, and I tried It. I'd
like to have told them to the Ice
man. The sun in the heavens stood
still and the water hole seemed to be
going away. My mouth was so dry
that a pebble put in it showed no.
moisture and the tongue felt as if
It was growing thick. A lizard with
a brilliant head and neck sat in the
shade of a sagebrush, making a cannibal
meal of a small lizard in its
mouth.
No thoughts could drive away the
heat. After six hours, and the longest
ones that ever passed, the horses
staggered rather than walked into
camp at the water hole. Had I
tried to make the trip on foot these
words would never have been written.
No one knows how many hundreds
have tried to make such trips. Few
accounts are ever given of them, be*
II It.. -4 All
cause rew live 10 ten me aiury. ^vn
that is known is that a man went
out and never came back.
It Is not strange that the desert
should have been so many years In
giving up its golden secrets. They
are guarded by dragons that few
are fitted to combat. The contest has
developed a class of prospectors who
seem to be different from the general
kind. There is a peculiar camaraderie
that is generally absent,
In the civilized world, which reminds
one of the feelings toward
one another of old soldiers who
have done the real thing?hard
service together. Sharing common
dangers creates a common brotherhood.
In the thickly settled communities,
boasting of the arts and
refinements of civilized life, men die
of want and neglect. On the desert
every man has a helping hand for
his fellow man, and when the game
of life is played out there are always
plenty to chip in and give a poor
fellow a decent funeral, and not allow
it to be said:
"Rattle his bones over the stones,
He's only a pauper whom nobody
owns."
Those who arrive at the water
hole of good luck seldom refuse to
extend a helping hand to the poor
devil who has not reached the cool
waters and green shade of success;
nor does the Nevada prospector look
back and weep over the heat and
winds and bleaching bones in the
drifting sands. He forgets trouble
as soon as the wind covers the blood
stains and bones of the missing.
Prospecting never publishes its list of
dead, and regrets for suffering and
failure, if they exist, are as substantial
as the dreams of last Christmas
drinks.?Denver Republican.
RELICS FROM SUNKEN WARSHIP
Fishermen's Find at Scene of a Naval
Disaster.
Memories of one of the greatest and
most tragic disasters in the annals of
the British ravy are recalled by the
recovery of several interesting objects
from the wreck of the Ramlllles, off
Bolt Head, on the south coast of Devon.
The Ramilliea, a line of battle ship of
ninety guns, sailed from Plymouth on
February 13, 1760, on her fatal voyage,
with a crew of 700 on board. The
weather was rough and speedily developed
into a terrible gale. According
to tradition, when night came on
one of the crew warned the officers
?hot the shin was in a dangerous po
sltlon In Bigbury Bay, only a few
miles from Plymouth. At the time It
was believed that the ship was far out
at sea. and the man, for his presumption,
was put In Irons; but that night
the vessel struck a submerged rock,
which ever since has been known as
the Ramlllles Rock, and Immediately
foundered.
Out of the 700 men on board only
two were saved. One of the survivors,
named Will Wise, though his leg was
broken, climbed the rocks and was
found next morning in a pit which
to this day Is known us Will Wise's
Pit.
During the present week some fishermen
from the neighboring village of
Hope, with the assistance of u diver,
have been exploring the scene of the
wreck. The explorations huve resulted
In the recovery of a brass wheel
with the king's broad arrow, a brass
weight ami a lugger g lurd, all In a
good state of preservation.
On the rocky sett bottom the diver
also found four large guns, incrusfed
together, and a large quantity of
round shot. Among the villagers of
Hope are some old people who can
remember u song that used to be sung
in connection with the wreck and the
man who was drowned while in Irons.
?London Chronicle.
STORIES OF "K. OF K."
Lord Kitchener of Khartum Generally
Hai Hie Own Way.
A few months ago "K. of K."?as
the British have nicknamed Lord
Kitchener of Khartum?found himself
engaged in a prolonged discussion
with the commandant of a native
corps in India who had applied
for funds to fit his men out with
brand new uniforms.
The application was refused, only
to be put forward again more urgent
ly than ever. After this had happened
several times, says the Grand
Magazine, "K.'s" patience became exhausted,
and he sent word to say
that he would come and Inspect the
corps himself.
The colonel rubbed his hands with
delight, and on the appointed day
carefully Instructed his dusky warriors
to don their oldest and most
ragged garments, in order to furnish
a practical demonstration of their
sartorial requirements. The commandant
was reckoning without his
host, however, for Lord Kitchener
had no sooner run his critical eye
down the ranks than he saw through
the other's device. A grim smile
played about the corners of his
mouth.
"Ah, Col. Jcnes," he exclaimed
heartily. "I congratulate you on the
appearance of your men. They're in
the pink of condition?positively
bursting through their uniforms!"
When Lord Kitchener once makes
?i?\ Vila m InH ohftllt flnVthin?T it re- I
quires a very determined will Indeed
to turn him from his purpose. On
one occasion a difference of opinion
had arisen as to the amount of money
he might expend on the conveyance
of stores to the front. He wanted a
couple of thousand pounds for the
purpose, but a niggardly pay department
at home protested that the estimate
was much too high.
"Can't do It for less," was the laconic
response telegraphed to Pall
Mall.
This, however, only evoked a reply
that he would not be allowed more
than a quarter of the sum asked for.
To everybody's Intense surprise "K"
wired back. "Allrlght!" and proceeded
to carry out the work he was engaged
on.
When the expedition was over, however
the treasury officials were electrified
to receive from Its organizer
a bill reading as follows:
"1. To conveyance of military
stores, as per estimate, ?500.
"2. To supplementary expenses,
?1,500."
OUR VISITOR IN 1910.
Or tha Expected Return of Halle/a
Comet in That Year.
Some interesting: calculations have
been made concerning the expected
return of Halley's comet In the near
future, by David Smart, F. R. A. S.,
and published in a late number of
The Journal of the British Astronomical
society. Halley's comet is the first
ascertained to move in an elliptical orbit,
and it has a period of about seventy-slx
years, Its periodicity having been
discovered by Halley in 1681. It has
since been observed in 1759, and again
in 1835, and uccordlng to the calculations
above referred to, which are
founded on the best authority, will
reach perihelion May 23, 1910.
The orbit of the comet In its outer
part occupies a great circle as seen
from the sun passing 10 deg. south
of Spica then near Delta Corvi
through the Crater and Sextans, north
of Alpha Hydra, and close to the Procyon,
then north of th Orion and Eldeharan
to Delta Arietis. The greater
part of the orbit is then south of the
ecllpti". the ascending node being just
outside Mars and before reaching perihelion,
and the descending node Just
Inside the earth's orbit, after perihelion
passage.
The speed at which the comet travels
in its orbit varies tremendously
from time to time as the radius vector
sweeps over equal areas In equal times
and the ellipse is very elongated. At
aphelion the comet moves at thirtynine
miles a minute, which is far more
than we mentally associate with an
"aphelion crawl."?Mary Proctor In the
Scientific American.
YORKVILLE
MONUMENT WORKS.
(Incorporated.)
JULY 1 ST.
We take stock on the above date, and
no that date lis not far off we want to
reduce our stock of finished work to
as low a point as possible before that
date and in order to help the reduction
process along as rapidly as possible,
we will, until JULY 1ST, make especially
attractive prices to parties desiring
to purchase Monuments, Tombstones,
Markers, etc.
By Finished Work we mean stones
of various styles that have been finished
in every way except the inscriptions.
If you have relatives and loved
ones whose graves you wish to mark
in a suitable way, it Is entirely to your
Interest to get our prices between this
date and July 1st next.
All of our work is of the BEST in
quality and finish and in every respect
is equal to any work of like character
obtainable anywhere at like prices.
W. BROWN WYLIE. Sec.-TreasALL
THROUGH
THE YEAR
Best Recipes of Local Housekeepers.
COLLATED IN HANDSOME BOOK.
THE "ALL THROUGH THE YEAR"
Cook Book consists of 136 pages of
recipes, grouped in convenient and
comprehensive form and makes up a
work that will be of service in every
household. Bound in strong paper
covers.
The price of the book is 60 Cents.
When ordered by mail, 8 Cents extra.
It may be had from the following
places In Yorkville:
^ ~ O"** Vflna nian n
Sf.rauss-smitn c*?. oec
or Miss Wallace.
Yorkvllle Banking & Mercantile
company. See Miss Cody.
York Drug Store.
I. \Y. Johnson.
Loan and Savings Bank.
Orders also filled by Mrs. G. H.
O'Leary, or Mrs. S. M. McNeel, Yorkvllle.
S. C.
COTTON INSURANCE.
JAM prepared to write Insurance
on Cotton stored either In open
yard or In outbuildings on farms.
Farmers can arrange to borrow
money on my Insurance policies on
cotton held on their farms the same
as If the cotton were stored In a
warehouse In town. Rate 3J per cent.
Write or call at my office for rates of
insurance and other information.
J. R. LINDSAY.
Oct. 3. t.f. tf.
CLOTHES CLEANING.
XAM prepared to clean gentlemen's
clothes and ladles' skirts In a thor.
oughly satisfactory manner, at reasonable
prices. Work may be sent direct
to my home or left at W. E. Ferguson's
store.
Mrs. R. B. McCLAIN.
F. O. BLACK
I^lfe InHiiramie
Old Line Mutual
Legal Reserve
Just as solid as it Is possible to
make anything.
THE SECURITY LIFE
AND ANNUITY COMPANY
Has complied with the general Insurance
laws, and is licensed to do business
as legal reserve "Old Line" company.
This means, that the state of
North Carolina guarantees that the
company's assets and liabilities are
correctly given in its published statements.
That the Company has deposited
cash securities with the insurance
commissioner for the absolute protection
of Its policy-holders.
FRED C. BLACK.
Every Dollar Saved In the Game of
Life Is
A POINT SCORED.
ONE DOLLAR WILL START
AN ACCbtJNT WITH THE
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$
Parker Lucky Curve
I Just want to remind you that if
you haven't yet purchased that PARKER
LUCKY CURVE Fountain Pen,
you haven't yet realized what a really
perfect Fountain Pen la. The Parker
Lucky Curve is IT.
I have sold quite a large number of
these pens and they certainly come
nearer giving ENTIRE satisfaction
than any pen I have ever handled.
I have quite a good stock of Parker
Pens on hand, but if I shouldn't have
Just the Style and Just the Point that
will suit you, I WILL BE PLEASED
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I have WATERMAN IDEAL PENS
for those who prefer them.
T. W. SPECK, The Jeweler.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
SCHEDULES.
Schedule Effective April 20, 1900.
WESTBOUND TRAINS.
No. 135, Daily?Rock Hill, S. C., to
Marion, N. C.?First Class.
Lv. Rock Hill 6.00 a.m.
Lv. Tirzah 6.19 a.m.
Lv. Yorkvllle 6.30 a.m.
' - ClfL a 111
LiV, OliUIUII ?* .
Lv. Hickory Grove 7.00 a.m.
Lv. Smyrna 7.15 a.m.
Ar. Blacksburg 7.40 a.m.
Lv. Blackaburg 8.56 a.m.
Ar. Marion 11.45 a.m
No. 113, Daily?Kingville to Blacksburg?First
Class:
Lv. Kingville 11.00 a.m.
Lv. Camden 12.26 p.m.
Lv. Lancaster 2.07 p.m.
tLv. Catawba 2.37 p.m.
Lv. Rock Hill 3.00 p.m.
Lv. Tirzah 3.17 p.m.
Lv. Yorkville 3.29 p.m.
Lv. Sharon 3.46 p.m.
Lv. Hickory Grove 3.57 p.m.
Lv. Smyrna 4.10 p.m.
Ar. Blacksburg 4.36 p.m.
Ar. Marion 8.10 p.m.
EASTBOUND TRAINS.
No. 114, Daily?Blacksburg to Kingville?First
Class:
Lv. Marlon 4.30 a.m
Lv. Blacksburg 7.40 a.m.
Lv. Smyrna 8.02 a.m.
Lv. Hickory Grove 8.14 a.m.
Lv. Sharon 8.26 a.m.
Lv. Yorkville 8.41 a.m.
Lv. Tirzah 8.62 a.m.
Lv. Rock Hill 9.30 a.m.
Lv. Catawba 9.50 a.m.
Lv. Lancaster 10.25 a.m.
Ar. Camden 12.00 n'r
Lv. Camden 2.00 p.m.
Ar. Kingville 8.30 p.m.
No. 136, Daily?Marion, N. C., to Rock
Hill, 8. C.?First Class:
Lv. Marlon 5.25 p.m.
Lv. Blacksburg 8.45 p.m.
Lv. Smyrna 9.10 p.m.
Lv. Hickory Grove 9.23 p.m.
Lv. Shaion 9.38 p.m.
Lv. Yorkville 9.64 p.m.
Lv. Tirzah 10.10 p.m.
Ar. Rock Hill 10.35 p.m.
For further information address:
R. W. HUNT. Div. Passenger Agent.
l_/IJ?&I ICOIUII, U. V?.
CHEAP EXCURSION RATES.
VIA SOUTHERN RAILWAY
? Rates Open to All ?
On account of the special occasions
mentioned, the Southern Railway will
sell round trip tickets to points named
below, at greatly reduced rates as follows:
To Aaheville, N. C., and Return?Account
Convention Commercial Law
League of America. Tickets on sale
July 25th to 27th, limited to return
August 8th, 1906. An extension ol
this limit to September 30th, may
be obtained by paying a fee of 5C
cents and depositing ticket with
Special Agent at Ashevllle. Ratesone
fare plus 25 cents for round
trip.
To Lexington, Ky., and Return?Account
National Grand Lodge United
Brothers of Friendship and Sisters
Mysterious Ten. Tickets on sale
July 29th to August 1st, limited tc
return August 5th. Rate?One fare
plus 25 cents for round trip.
To Mexico City, Mex., and ReturnAccount
International Geological
Congress. Tickets on sale August
14th to 31st, limited to return 9C
days from date of sale. Rate?One
fare plus 25 cents for round trip.
To Milwaukee, Wis., and Return?Account
Grand Aerie Fraternal Ordei
Eagles. Tickets on sale August 10th
to 12th, limited to return August 22,
Rate?One fare dIus 12 for round
trip.
To Richmond, Va., and Return?Account
Meeting True Reformers.
Tickets on sale September 2nd to
5th, limited to return September 13.
Rate?One fare plus 25 cents for
round trip.
To Roanoke, Va., and Return?Account
meeting National Firemen's Association.
Tickets on sale August 12th to
13th, limited to return August 31st.
An extension of this limit to Sept.
15th., may be obtained by depositing
ticket with Special Agent and paying
a fee of 50 cents. Rate?One
fare plus 25 cents for round trip.
To San Francisco, Cal., and Return?
Account National Educational Association
Convention. Tickets on sale
June 29th to July 6th, limited to return
September 15th. Very cheap.
Write for rates and full particulars.
For full particulars regarding above
rates; also regarding cheap rate excursions
via Southern Railway on account
of Fourth of July celebrations call on
any Southern Railway Ticket Agent,
or write R. W. Hunt, Division Passenger
Agent, Charleston, S. C.
Real Estate For Sale.
61 acres, 1 dwelling 6-rooms, 1 tenant
house 3-rooms, 3 miles Yorkvllle
on Howell's Ferry road?good school.
40 acres In cultivation 8 acres original
timber, level land; good orchard and
grapes.
45 acres, 1 house, 8 miles southwest
Yorkvllle, mar lands of Dr. W. Q.
White and Gllflllln. Terms to suit
purchaser?Cheap.
One 3-room dwelling and lot, 70x165
East Jefferson street.
One corner Lot, East Jefferson street
adjoining above.
1 six-room, new Dwelling on west
side Wright avenue. New fence
around lot. new barn, and wood shed.
City water.
180 Acres, 2-story dwelling, 8
rooms; 2 tenant houses; good new
barn; 4-horse farm open; 60 acres in
timber; capable of high cultivation;
6} miles from Yorkvllle, 71m to Rock
Hill, on Yorkvllle and Rock Hill road.
Terms to suit purchaser.
SOI Acres, 31 miles Yorkvllle; ?0
acres in cultivation; good stream ot
water; 1 nice weatherboarded 4-r
house; 1 tenant house.
80 Acres, Si miles southeast Yorkville;
adjoining lands W. R. Carroll;
Spencer place; 1 4-r dwelling; 10 acres
One.bottom; 20 acres forest land.
72 Acres, 3|m. Yorkville, on Rutherford
road; 2 houses and barn; 66
acres in cultivation; 16 acres timber;
branches; 80 tine fruit trees; 1-mlle of
public school.
4511 acres, 2 miles of Tirzah, 61
miles Yorkville, 71 Rock Hill. On public
road from Yorkville to Rock Hill,
near Adner church; high state of
cultivation, 76 acres bottom In corn,
10-horse farm open. Large new barn,
12 stalls and cribs. 10 acres line orchard,
2-story dwelling (painted) In
beautiful oak grove. Produced 100
bales cotton 1906.
115 acres 21 miles incorporate limits
of Yorkville, Pinckney road; six
room dwelling, 1 tenant house, 40
acres In woods. Cheap?1-3 cash.
20] acres on Pinckney road, 1 mile
Incorporate limits of Yorkville, In cultivation,
level, one five room dwelling,
2 tenant houses. Price |850.
190 Acres, 41 miles south of Yorkville.
One Dwelling, 2 Tenant houses;
76 acres open land, balance in Timber.
300 Fruit Trees. $12 per acre.
377 acres, farm, both sides King's
Mountain road, about 21 miles Bethany
High School, 1 7-room dwelling,
I tenant house and other buildings;
at least 100,000 feet saw timber; has
mineral prospects; A. C. Stroup place.
Farm In flne condition; 140 acres;
II Room Dwelling; 40 acres In wood
and saw timber; 8 acres bottom; good
out buildings; half mile Bethany
High school; $4,000.00.
67 Acres; 8 miles west of Yorkville;
near Rutherford road; one two-room
house; Cheap.
IV\D flllr O O 7 hfllnlAa
j v/ik n.-iuri 6ii i uv.t to, vw
place," Si miles from Torkvllle. 3
houses, 4 horse farm open. 100 acres
In wood. 50,00 to 100,000 ft. of saw
timber. 40 acres fine bottoms on
Buckhorn creek.
72 acres on Chester road, 4 miles
Yorkvllle; adjoins Philadelphia church
at Delphos station. 20 acres original
forest, dwelling, etc.
50 acres 1 mile of Tlrzah; 10 acres
in wood; 6 acres good bottom. Youngblood
place. Price $800.
Pine dwelling on Main street 10
Rooms?Splendid Location.
55 acres, i mile Tirzah station. Per
acre, $16.00.
40 acres, 8 miles northeast of Yorkvllle,
bounded by lands of Mrs. Nichols
and Mrs. Youngblood; 18 acres
woodland.
1331-3 acres | mile west of Hoodtown.
On public road. 60 acres In cultivation,
35 or 40 acres of fine bottoms.
12 acres bottoms in cultivation. Cheap.
Six valuable lots on Lincoln ave.
60x296 feet W. H. Herndon property.
Small house on W. Madison street
Lot containing one acre.
85 acres, S-mile from Yorkvllle on
Charlotte road; a two-room house, 16
acres in bottom in high state of cultivation.
83 acres 2 miles from Yorkvllle, i
tenant houses?3 and 4 rooms?
New Barn with sheds, new double
crib, good, pasture, good 2-horse
farm in cultivation, 200 nursery trees
consisting of pears, peaches, apples
and cherries.
113 acres 6 miles west of Yorkvllle,
70 acres cultivated land, well watered,
2-story dwelling, 6 rooms, on R.
P. D., about 28 acres In pasture and
second srrowth Dine.
210 acres, 2 miles from Yorkvllle,
2 dwelling and 1 tenant hous?.
Well timbered.
15 acres In the town of Yorkvllle,
will sell in lots from one acre up.
Five room cottage 8 x 30 foot hall,
front and back portico, good well, 80
foot frontage on Wright avenue.
Four lots in Whlsonant?CHEAP.
236 acre farm about 8| miles from
, Yorkvllle, 3 miles from Ebenezer; 1
new 6-room dwelling two 4-room tenant
houses, 30 acres fine bottom land
?five horse farm.
J. C. WILBORN, Attorney.
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