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tumorous Jrpartmmt.
A New Excuse.
There was a man in Atlanta, says
the Woman's Home Companion, who
once suspected a negro In his employ
of tampering with the contents of his
wine cellar, especially with a certain
brand of whisky. The employer decided
to adopt measures to verify his
suspicions. He allowed the demijohn
holding his "private stock" to become
empty; then, instead of refilling it, he
placed his pet brand in bottles, labeling
each one "poison."
One evening on returning home suddenly
he caught his servant "in fla
grante delicto." Seizing the bottle
from the darkey's hand the Atlanta
man exclaimed in a tone of terror,
"Great heavens. Sam! Do you know
what you have been doing? This bottle
is marked 'poison!'"
The negro took the bottle and surveyed
it closely. Then he sniffed at
it. A melancholy smile flitted over his
dusky countenance. " 'Tain't pizen,
sah," he said, dejectedly. "I'se been
fooled ag'in."
"Fooled again?" repeated the master,
indignantly. "What do you
mean?"
"Well, sah,'' conunuea me ubimtj
In the same tone of depression, "it am
dis way. I knowed from de fust, from
the way you acted 'bout dat demijohn,
dat you had yo' susplshuns of
me; an' dat sho' made me feel pretty
blue. I got distressed, an' didn't care.
Why, sah, fo' mos' two weeks now I'se
been trying to commit suicide outer
dat bottle."
Knew He Was a Northerner.?It
is the custom In a number of the
southern states for negroes, loaded
down with huge trays and baskets of
fried chicken to meet each train and
attempt to dispose of their edibles.
A gentleman, tired of the sameness of
the buffet-car menu, hailed one of
the dark-skinned Hebes, who waddled
toward him with her basket In which
laid tempting portions of chicken.
The traveler selected a "drumstick"
and was dispatching it with great
gusto.
"I say. auntie, this Is certainly a
fine chicken. Where did you get
It?"
Her face expanded in a broad grin,
showing a wonderful expanse of molars
and bicuspids as she replied:
"I raickon youse frum de Norf,
ain't you. sah?"
"Yes," replied the traveler In a surprised
tone; "but what has that got
to do with it?"
"Wall, I was just a thlnkln' that
nobody but a Northern ge'man would
ever ask a southern nigger where she
got her chickens."?New York World.
A Fi'la, Stop.?a returned traveler
who spent half of his holiday in a
tour of Ireland brought back a sample
of the happy-go-lucky wit of the
Irish "Jarvey" or driver. In a breakneck
race down a hill he suddenly realized
that the spirited little Irish
mare was running away.
"Pull her up!" he shouted excitedly.
"Hold tight, your honor." returned
the Jarvey easily.
"Pull her up!" again commanded
the traveler, making a grab for the
reins.
"For your life don't tou:h the
reins." the Jarvey answered, without
tightening his grip. "Sure, they're as
rotten as pears."
The traveler made ready to jump,
bat the Jarvey laid a soothing hand
on his shoulder.
"Sit easy," he said reassuringly.
"I'll turn her into the river at the
bridge below here. Sure, that'll stop
her."
Talking Against Time.?The staff
members of the United States district
attorney's office sometimes tell good
stories. The following was told after
lunch one day this week by an
assistant uisinci auumt-j.
"A young limb of the law defended
an old convict on the charge of burglary
The rules of the court (It was
In Massachusetts) allowed each side
one hour In which to address the
Jury.
"The young lawyer, just before his
turn came, consulted a veteran member
of the bar who was in the courtroom.
"'You ought to take the full he nr.'
" 'The full hour! Why, I was only
going to take ten minutes.'
" 'You ought to take the full hour,'
reiterated the old lawyer.
" 'But why?*
" 'Because the longer you talk the
longer you will keep your client out
of jail.' "?Philadelphia Telegraph.
Cot'ld Not Catch the Train.?
There is a man in Enfield, Conn., who
drives a carriage to and from the station
for the accommodation (?) of the
public. H>e is exceedingly slow, nearly
always being a little behind time.
One day he was engaged to carry a
lady to a train which it was very important
she should catch. She watched
and waited, with hat and coat on.
until it was nearly train time. At
last Mr. C, drove up, hurrying not an
atom.
The lady's husband Hew to the door
and impatiently shouted: "What's the
use of coming now? It's nearly train
time!"
"Waal." drawled the immovable
haekman. "if your wife has her things
on and is ready to start. I reckon 1
can git her most there."?Boston Horald.
The Deserter.?He had not changed.
This season, as of yore, it was
the same. Between each act, with
some glib lie upon his tongue, he slipped
out blandly, to return odorous of
cloves. She drew closer to him.
"George," she breathed passionately,
"promise me one thing."
"What is it?" the man asked.
"Promise?oh, promise me?to stop
drinking for my sake."
"I will," he said. "Hereafter, when
I drink it will be for my own sa?e
solely."
And as the cunain fell, he scrambled
adroitly over seventeen pairs of
legs and disappeared again.
He Got Even.?"I feel quite lost tonight.
Forgot to bring my new
glasses. Who is that over-dressed woman
at the piano?"
"Eh? That's my wife."
"Beg pardon. And who is the
scrawny girl in blue standing by
her?"
"That's my daughter."
"By Jove, how stupid! And tell me.
please, whc is that gawky-looking fellow
with the big ears who Is standing
Just opposite us?"
"That's your reflection in the mirror.
you idiot."?Exchange.
iWisccllanrous Reading. 1
IN COUNTIES ADJOINING.
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News and Comment Clipped From |
Neighboring Exchanges.
CHESTER.
Lantern, Nov. 17: Dr. W. G. White (
of Yorkville, was In the city Wednes- (
day evening on professional business
and spent the night with his brother, 1
Mr. J. O. L. White, near town Mr. I
Ross Dye, one of the oldest and most
respected citizens of the Rossville section.
died at his home early yesterday
morning. His death was not unexpect- I
ed. as for weeks his friends and loved
ones had known that they must give
him up. Mr. Dye was in the seventyeighth
year of his age. He was always ]
a true and conscientious citizen, discharging
the duties laid upon him,,
whatever they might be. When the
war clouds of '61-65 lowered he be- (
came one of the southland's defenders, ^
and he made the same fair record in
war as he ever did In peace. Mr. Dye (
reared a large family of sons and ,
daughters, all of whom with their |
mother, survive to mourn their aged (
father's loss. Of these sons and
daughters, the following live at or
near the old homestead: J. Weldon,
Mrs. Minnie Dixon, Thomas E., Frank. (
Major E., Miss Emma, Mrs. W. S.
Keistler, W. Gladden and Miss Xealle
Dye, while Prof. James Dye has charge (
of the public school at Whttmlre (
On last Sabbath Rev. J. H. Wilson of
Fort Lawn, who has been pastor of
Fishing Creek for several years, offered
his resignation to take effect the
first of January.... Married, at the
A. R. P. parsonage Tuesday, Nov. 15,
1905, Mr. J. T. Fry and Miss Eunice
Dawkins, both of Lando, Rev. J. S.
Moffatt officiating The following
invitations announcing the wedding of
a popular young couple in the Rodman
neighborhood, have been sent
out: Mr. and Mrs. George Lucian Gill
request the pleasure of your company
at the marriage of their daughter,
Mary Lucian to Mr. William Barlette
Kee Wednesday evening. Nov. twentyninth,
nineteen hundred and five, at
two o'clock, at home. Rodman, South
Carolina Miss Mary Moore of
Yorkville, who has been spending several
days with Miss Mary Lyles, went
home this morning The report
of the grand jury, which we have been
compelled to omit because of lack of
space, is without special Interest unless
It be of Interest to the people of
the county to know that all of the various
offices and county Institutions
have been examined and found to be
in good working order. Mr. Jas. McLarnon,
who was employed by the
grand Jury as an expert accountant to
examine the books of the various
county offices filed an exhaustive report.
setting forth the exact status of
each office and official. A careful ex- ,
amlnation resulted in his finding that ?
the books are carefully kept in each (
office. j
CHEROKEE.
Gaffney Ledger, Nov. 17: A. M.
Bridges of Blacksburg. narrowly escaped
serious injury in a runaway
while driving near King's Creek Tuesday
evening. The horse became frightened
by a break in the harness and
bolted, throwing both Mr. Bridges and
the negro driving him, out. The negro
escaped with slight injuries; Mr.
Bridges however, was thought for a
time to be seriously hurt. One side of
his face was cut and scratched and
his body was bruised. Dr. J. T. Darwin
of this city, attended the injured
man. and he is reported to be resting
well at this time One of the most
interesting and largely attended social
events so far this season was the marriage
Wednesday night of Mr. Harry
Paul Byars and Miss Blanche Lois
Peeler, both of this city. The nuptials
were solemnized at the home of
the bride's parents, 205 Depot street,
the ceremony which made the couple
one being performed by Dr. A. M.
Simms. pastor of the first Baptist
church of this city.
GASTON.
Gastonia Gazette, Nov. 17: Morris
Augustus Moore, known as Teddle
Moore in Dallas, where he was raised,
died Nov. 9, 1905, at the home of his
brother-in-law, Mr. J. S. Carter, in
Lincolnton. He was thirty-one years
of age, and was tenderly nursed by
his sisters through his long suffering
and prostration. He was burled in
Dallas, beside his parents, the late
Morris A. Moore. Esq., and Sarah Sandifer
Moore ...Last Sunday was a
busy day in a matrimonial way in
King's Mountain, three happy couples
choosing the best of days to launch
their barques on the sea of matrimony.
At 10 o'clock Sunday morning there
was a double wedding, the contracting
parties being Chas. R. Robbett to Miss
Lula F. Fowler, daughter of Mrs. L.
E. Fowler; and Roy Sisk to Miss
Dullor Allen, daughter of T. D. Allen.
Dr. O. G. Falls, J. P., officiated. The
vows were taken in the home of the
brides at 10 o'clock, the ceremony being
witnessed by a large number of
admiring friends. In the afternoon
the entire wedding party took a carriage
drive to Bessemer City and Gastonia.
The same morning Mr. Forest
HufTstetler and Miss * Aqullla Ham
drove to Grover where the important
eremony was performed and they returned
as one Mr. J. Walter
Moore, whose serious Illness was mentioned
in last issue, died about 5
o'clock yesterday afternoon at his
home near Begonia at a ripe old age.
He will be buried at Union church today.
He was the father of Messrs. J.
X., G. E. and Braxton Moore and of
Mrs. James White and Mrs. Samuel ,
White. Mr. Moore was a man of quiet (
disposition, but of great industry and
was a good citizen whose death will be ,
sincerely mourned. He was a deacon
of Union church where his funeral
will be conducted today by the pastor, ,
Rev. G. A. Sparrow Mr. Ben ,
Ballard of Alexis, was killed on the
Long creek trestle by a freight train (
Wednesday evening about 5 o'clock.
He was about seventy-nine years of (
age, and had been visiting around
Gastonia and Dallas about two weeks.
His home was with Rev. W". B. McLure
at Alexis. In company with Mr.
Jack Kirksey, an old friend, Mr. Bal- (
lard was walking the C. & X.-W. track
from Gastonia to Dallas. At the tres- (
tie they heard a train blow. "It's be- ,
yond Dallas," said Mr. Kirksey, "we ,
can make it all right." When they f
were well on the trestle they saw the
freight meeting them, whirling toward ,
the trestle with down-grade speed, j
They turned back and ran. Engineer ,
Cane Lynn saw them and slapped on ,
his brakes so hard that his train was ,
sliding along. Mr. Ballard was caught |
and mangled terribly?killed instantly. ,
Mr. Kirksey being more active jump- .
ed and saved his own life. The man- (
gled fragments were tied up in a quilt
by its four corners and brought on to
Gastonia In a freight car. At 6.30 t
Conductor Lee Summerrow turned the
body over to Mr. Charles Ford of the
Armstring Undertaking company to
be prepared for burial. At 3 o'clock
yesterday afternoon the body was sent
to Stanley in a hack. It will probably
be buried at Mt. Zion church today....
At the bride's home near the old mill
Miss Stella Douglas was married at 8
o'clock Wednesday night to Mr. E. L.
Quinn. The ceremony was performed
by Rev. John Hall in the presence of
u large number of the well-wishing
friends of these popular young people.
FARMERS' AUCTIONS.
Busy Times in Rural Kansas Just
Now.
This is the public sale season in the
farming and grazing counties in
southern Kansas, and every day the
lusty voice of the auctioneer is heard
crying the sales. The attendance at
these sales is large and the most of
the purchases are paid for in cash
because the farmers lose no opportunity
to take advantage of the cash
discounts offered. At one sale near
be re a few days ago of a total of
13,500 of sales 32,800 was paid in
cash. At another $1,100 of $1,300 was
cash. These are typical of what is
atoiiig on all over southern Kansas
now for there are few farmers who
?o to public sales without their
check books.
Cattle form the basis of most of
the sales; but almost everything else
that can be sold goes In with them.
It Is a motley collection of articles
that appears at most of the sales.
This miscellaneous stuff is grouped
under the rather indiscriminate tlrm
of "too numerous to mention." No
other appellation would suit as well.
It often embraces the surplus of a
whole neighborhood, which has taken
the advantage of the opportunity to
sell to each other. The purchasers
who are beyond the confines of the
immediate locality are those attracted
t>y the cattle or horses or mules, but
never by the junk labelled, "too numerous
to mention."
This broad and indefinite term often
includes everything from the
last-off harness of the stable to the
surplus canned fruit of the faithful
farmwife. Sometimes it has a pathetic
tinge, for there have been sales
n every locality where old family
<eep sakes and heirlooms have been
larted with?sometimes on account
if the sharp demand for the trifling
irlce that they bring; sometimes because
a Journey into a far and distant
country makes it impracticable
'or them to take them along. Tears
ire not infrequent at these public
sales when a faithful horse passes into
strange hands, or perhaps the mod?st
furniture that has surrounded a
whole lifetime is ruthlessly "knocked
lown" to the highest bidder.
Auctioneering a sale is In itself a
science, and the farmer or stockman
selects his auctioneer with as much
tare as he would a family physician.
K bad auctioneer can cost the seller
rv# /Irvllo rn ii'Villo tho hllVfirQ
lunuiruo ui uvimio, u uuv mv v.w
eap the harvest. It is the hardest
hing on earth for a new auctioneer
;o get a foot hold in the country, because
no one will trust him. They
ire afraid they will "fall down" on
celling the stuff, and after it is once
idvertised to be sold to the highest
jidder there is no recourse. It must
?o when the auctioneer lustily sweeps
ill before him with his "third and
ast call, and so!d." Unless he has
he magic power to boost the prices
werything will go cheap, and the
farmer Is the loser. The auctioneer
jets for hts work one per cent, on all
lales aggregating more than $1,000. |
[Jnder this amount he gets $10 anyiow.
This fee often gives him from
(30 to $50 for his day's work. A clerk
joes along to list the sales, make the
settlements and to fill out the notes.
Eie, too. is well paid, and often gets
:he same per cent, as the auctioneer,
cut seldom less than $10 for the sale.
Most of the sales are settled for
tvhen not paid in cash, by non-interest
bearing notes, provided the note
is paid when it becomes due. If it is
lot then paid it draws ten per cent,
from the date of the sale. These
notes are taken to the local banks and
Ilscounted and thus the farmer gets
cash for practically everything he has
sold. He gives purchasers a discount
of one per cent, a month for
cash. If the sales notes run ten
months the cash discount is ten per
cent. Small sums are nearly always
required In cash, regardless of discount.
The sale season comes in the fall,
eeause most of the farm leases expire
early In the new year, and those
ivho have to move are getting ready
to do it now. Many of the sales are
those of farmers who are retiring and
novlng to the county seats to spend
their later years In rest.
Socially the public sales are important
events in the country nelghporhoods.
The families come from 8
pr 10 miles around and while the
'men folks" find plenty of entertainment
at the sale itself, the women are
Py no means idle. While the auctioneer
is waving his whip out over the
ive stock where the men are bidding,
the women of the neighborhood are
preparing the noon meal (unless this
has been turned over to a lunch stand
man), and at 12 o'clock all gather in
picnic fashion and eat and take an
hour's rest. Then for once the auctioneer's
voice is stilled.?Kansas City
Star.
What Bevrridgk's Laugh Cost.?
"The direction of my career was completely
changed." said United States
Senator Albert J. Beverldge. "by a
careless laugh. When I was a youth
in Illinois I heard that the congressman
from our district intended to
hold an examination to determine
what young man he should appoint
to West Point. 1 pitched in and
studied hard for that examination,
and found it easy when 1 came to
take It.
"Most of the other fellows seemed
to be still struggling with it when I
had finished, and I was so confident
that I had made few mistakes that
I was in a pretty cheerful frame of
mind. This is why I laughed when
one of the strugglers asked a rather
foolish question of the professor in
charge. The latter evidently felt that
the dignity of the occasion had been
trifled with, for he scored 1 per cent
against me.
"When the papers came to be corrected
this loss caused me to fall one
ifth of 1 per cent below the boy who
stood highest on the list. He is a
captain in the army now, where I
suppose I should be had It not been
for that laugh. I believe in the pow?r
of cheerfulness. Looking back, I
tm rather glad that I laughed."?Success
Magazine.
Some men only want your conflltnee
:o give it to others.
ittotlcs and Styles.
FIELD OF FEMININE FASHION
Pithy Points on What to Wear and \
How to Wear it. [
NFWFST AMI RFST MHnFS ANR STYLES 1
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Interesting Budget of Up-to-Date Ideas
Gleaned From Approved Authentic
Sources For the Information and Instruction
of Readers of The Enquirer.
? Authorities differ about the size of
sleeves. But without doubt the popular
taste is inclined to cling to small
sleeves. People are not very enthusiastic
about big, full sleeves. And they
certainly are anything but pretty.
? The new Egyptian laces, worked In
shiny fibre silk upon heavy net and in
some lights giving the effect of silver
lace, are upon some of the successful
Imported coats, and dull gold and silver
laces are also employed by the
French makers.
? Shirt waists are designed with a
view to keeping apace with the elegit
nee of tailored costumes, of which
a new crop seems to spring up dally.
Wais'.s of plaid silk are made In a number
of pretty ways, and the favorite
trimming for them seems to be buttons
of velvet or of the same silk, with probably
a plastron of lace and revers of
plain silk In the predominating color
of the plaid. Plaids are also used with
excellent results in trimming waists of
flannel, chillis and soft woolen fabrics
to be found In an Infinite variety of
designs and coloring.
? Everything Is very ornate this season.
In her outer garments the woman
of fashion is a charming barbar
lan in tier Deaas ana spangies anu nuu i
colors. So also is the hidden loveliness ]
underneath and expression of this pro- I
fuse decoration. The petticoats and i
underskirts are very much trimmed? >
indeed, everything is very much trim- i
med. Oay and fancy is the cry, but <
perfect fit. The silk underskirts are t
pretty much the same in design, though
there is more flare to the ruffles; they
are fuller, and there are more of them.
Again, there is an idea to meet this ,
principal thought?the full, filmy swirl
of a wide-sweeping skirt about the
feet.
? Hats, gowns cloaks, jewelry, house- *
hold decorations, all are being affect- 1
ed in Increasing degree by the peacock
fad. The bluish green or greenish 1
blue shade, called peacock blue, Is but
one of the many colors suggested by *
the peacock. Every one of its feathers,
from the long ones in its gorgeous
tall to the tiny ones hidden un- 1
der Its wings, supplies a color study. ?
Hats, gowns and cloaks in peacock c
shades are seen. The carefully studied
out peacock costume is still a novelty.
Buttons and braids carry out the r
scheme. Some of the most beautiful 1
gold or bronze braids show a series of
peacock feather heads with their luminous
eyes.
? Setting aside the practical short ?
skirts of walking costumes, skirts are
quite as long as they were last winter, .
at front and sides and longer in the
back. They are fuller at bottom than
last winter's skirts, but appear less
heavy and voluminous because of the
vogue of circular cuts and bell shaped
tops. The shirred and corded skirts
are out. and what fullness is in the top
of the skirt is gathered softly into the
band or held by very small tucks or
plaits. Walking- skirts are still plaited '
In Innumerable ways but the modish
r
long skirts looks more or less like an
Inverted morning glory blossom. Tunic j
effects persistently strive for recognition
but have not so far received the
favor that was expected for them and
are the exception rather than the rule.
? The development of the ostrich and '
coque feather boa this season has
been amazing. In white, in black, In
colors matching the most delicate costumes,
long ropes of feathers lend r
charm to the most beautiful toilettes.
In mauve, In pink, In purple, In blue,
In many deftly arranged combinations
of colors, no dress accessory In a long
time has equaled their beauty. It Is
perhaps because of the charm of these
boas that fur. once practical and uncompromising,
has adorned itself in
rivalry with lace, velvet and em- '
broideries. Fur boas and stoles do not
vary greatly in style from those shown ?
last winter. They are, as they have
been for a number of seasons, wide, *
flat and long. Furry tails are still
used for their ornamentation, but the
barbaric days of heads and claws have
departed. It Is a pretty season for '
the woman who has old furs on hand,
for she can take an old sealskin coat, '
so old that It looks all faded and yellow
in spots, and she can have it rellned .
with a deeper shade of satin. She can '
then trim It by setting a handsome new ^
sable collar around the neck and a s
pair of sable cuffs at the wrist or at i
the elbow; to wear with this she will 8
want a large flat seal muff.
? Braiding will be elaborately used \
as a trimming for all manner of clothes
?from the white cotton and linen tape I
braids for the white lingerie blouses to
the heavy sllk-and-wool braids trimming
the cloth coat and suits. Braiding
has, to a great extent, taken the
place of the stitched, set-on bands, j
The elaborate method of trimming with I
bands alone is seen but rarely this sea- ;
son; when bands are used they are In 8
combination with braid. Fringe will 1
be used to trim dressy velvet and s
broadcloth suits?especially wraps for s
the evening. The narrow widths of a
fringe are the best to use and are more
serviceable than the wide ones. It is
much prettier to use fringe to match v
the material in color. Silk, chenille
and braid fringes are all used upon
velveteen, cloth and the soft silks?
such as moire, poplin and gros-grain.
Fringe should be used as a finish to
other trimmings?for instance, on the <
edge of bias folds or . rose-quillings, ii
Then, again, the narrow silk fringes are c
pretty used on the edge of heavy lace '
insertions, the insertion being put on J
without fullness, all covners being e
mitred. Narrow Valenclei.nes and j'
torchon laces are used as bands to r
trim evening blouses and gowns of silk, v
voile and muslin; the lace should not *
r
be put on flat, but gathered like a b
small ruffle; otherwise, it is handled as n
braid?that is, put on in a pattern. "
Among the black trimmings quite a
new and pretty thing is black cluny u
lace, trimmed with jet. Again, there t
is a net trimming covered with span- ^
gles and bugle beads. This latter is a a
resurrection of the old-fashioned bugle b
bead trimming of many years ago. P
Another new one, and very odd, is a [
conventional design of cut Jet beads, a
with a silk cord through the center and e
a silk edge. Then there is fine cut
bead passementerie, with a silk cord g
foundation.
FIRED IN THE RAIN.
t French Duel That Was Fought From
Under an Umbrella.
Why certain encounters have be:ome
celebrated and others are sufered
to be almost forgotten would
nake a curious study Such Is a fact,
lowever. Sometimes the duel Is conlected
with a joke, as that of
Jainte-Beuve and Dubois, when the
jopularlty becomes more understandible.
It was at the time when SainteBeuve
was writing In the Globe and
Dubois was one of , the stockholders.
The latter took offense at the political
:endencies which the celebrated wri:er
was giving to the paper. "Viva:ious
injuries" .were exchanged by pen
ind word of mouth, and a meeting
vas judged necessary.
On arriving at the meeting place
Sainte-Beuve was seen to be carrying
i pair of flintlock pistols of the slx;eenth
century, while sheltering himself
under an umbrella. It was rainng
steadily. Salnte-Beuve continued
:o hold up his umbrella even to the
noment when the word "Fire!" was
o be given. Sainte-Beuve insisted.
"I am willing to be killed," he said,
'but I am not willing to catch a cold
n the head."
They were forced to accept the conIltion,
and the great writer shot from
jnder his umbrella* Four balls were
exchanged without result. Later on,
vhen Sainte-Beuve had rallied to the
implre of Napoleon III, whije remainng
faithful to "liberty of thought," he
lid not hesitate to defend his beliefs
n the French senate. One of his coleagues,
Lacaze, considered himself of'ended
and provoked a duel. But the
'riend of the Princess .Mathilde wittily
efused to fight, except with the arm
.vlth which he was most familiar?the
pen.
In recent times Paul de Cassagenac,
:he sharp tongued editor of the Bonapartist
l'Autorlte, after having proved
nis courage in seventeen encounters,
made use of the same joke when provoked
by a fellow journalist who was a
lotoriously bad speller. He had the
:hoice of weapons, and he chose orhography.?Exchange.
WHAT 13 ELECTRICITY7
some of the Numerous Theories on
the Mysterious Current.
Well, what Is It? It is scarcely posilble
to say. There are theories?
nany of them. It is evidently somehlng
of which we cannot take a
jart. We cannot cut a piece of It o!T
ind subject It to analysis, nor can we
>our a little of It into a bottle for fuure
study and contemplation. It Is
ike the wind?Its effects can be measired;
Its force, strength and quantity
ran now be calculated to a very nice
legree. Still, to liken It to the wind,
t is a stupendous power, a mighty
yphoon. blowing, as It were, without
novlng, two ways at once along all
>art8 of Its path, giving off a halo of
nagnetlsm at right angles to that path
(verywhere.
One of the nicest theories perhaps Is
he one that considers electricity a
condition" of atoms brought about by
rhemlcal action, as In a battery cell, or
>y what might be called a severe irriation
of the magnetic halo, as In a
lynamo, and by other means, such as
teat and friction.
What this condition Is, is beyond us,
t may be a violent rotation or It may
>e an equally violent vibration of atims,
but as no man has seen an atom
it any time not even with the most
towerful microscope. It Is Impossible to
(ay. Friction In some form or other la
iresent, as heat Is produced before
turning or destruction takes place.?
Exchange.
t* He who serves not sins.
JtT You cannot glorify God by desplsng
his world.
WAn empty head cannot be hallowed.
>t$" All our debts to God are payable to
nen.
W In moral matters one and one may
nake a million.
PARKER'S
HAIR BAL8AM
Cleanaee and beamlfie* the hair.
Promote* luxuriant growth.
Newer rails to Bestore Gray
Hair to its Youthful Color.
Cure* ecalp dleeaeee k hair falling.
__^OCjand?l?Oa^Dno?glirt^_
FIFTY
WOOD
Heaters.
fORK FURNITURE COMPANY
iVOOD HEATERS?at $1.25, $1.75
ind upward. These Wood Heaters are
indoubtedly the most economical of
ill stoves for heating purposes. Call
ind get one for your bedroom and
linlngrroom?Get it now wnne tney
ast.
\RT SQUARES
AND RUGS.
We will display the largest line of
iRT SQUARES In "Axminster," "ProBrussels,"
"Colonial Seamless Tapesry,"
"Palisade" and "Reversible Tapsstry"
ever displayed In this market In
l few days. Will announce the arrival
n this column. Be sure to come and
iee this display?It will be great.
We have a most complete line of
IIDEROARDS, HALL RACKS, Etc.,
it the most attractive of old prices.
X^ Be sure to get one of our Wood
Ieaters?tliey will warm a room a litle
quicker than any other heater and
villi less wood.
THE YORK FURNITURE CO.
THE BEST POLICY?
The man who coined the phrase
Honesty is the Best Policy," evidently
lad never seen a Mutual Benefit poliy,
because if he had his phrase would
nost likely have been handed down to
osterity thusly: "Honesty is the Best
'ollcy, except that of the Mutual Benfit."
I am not trying to be funny,
irother, but am only endeavoring to
mpress a truth on your mind for our
nutual benefit. The Mutual Benefit
vas organized on correct principles in
845 and from the day of its birth to
iow has never deviated a hair's
ireaatn. 11 nas never onerea me puuIc
anything except life insurance, pure
,:id simple, and has never issued a conract
that was susceptible of more than
ne construction, or that could not be
inderstood as well by the layman as
he expert. The company has a record
ehind it covering a period of 60 years
f which every policy holder, officer
nd agent is proud. It furnishes the
est insurance offered the American
eople today, and its past record shows
hat although it carries out every conract
to the letter, by reason of its conervative
methods and economy as to
xpenses, the cost has always been
iss to the policy holders than it would
ave been in any other company. Look
lefore You Leap.
SAM M. GRIST, Special Agent
LIFE j
INSURANCE
Thirteen years ago It was predicted
that the Farmers' Mutual Fire Insur
ance Company would be "Busted" in
less thain twelve months; but it don't
look like It now, when we have nearly
$000,000.00 insurance in force.
FOUlt years ago It was said that
the FARMERS' MUTUAL LIFE INSURAXCE
COMPANY could not exist
"mnne than a year or two. or until it
| had three or four deaths."
We have paid .TWENTY-EIGHT
death claims and have receipts for
same and we have more than 1,000
members v. hose insurance is intact.
If any company can make money by
insuring our lives. We can save money
by insuring ourselves.
D. E. HONEY, Manager.
J. J. KELLER & CO.,
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.
OUR, 1IUSIMJSS.
i It is OUR business to make Estimates
on any and all kinds of Construction
Work, whether in Wood.
Brick or Stone.
Our Headquarters!
Are located on the C. & N.-W. railroad,
Just half way between Liherty
and Madison streets. We may be
SEEN there at any time, or a Telephone
Message will REACH us.
Our Goods.
We keep Constantly on Hand large .
stocks of Building Materials of various
kinds, Including Dressed and
1 Undressed Lumber, Lime, Cement,
Laths, Shingles, etc., and we make a
Specialty of BUILDERS' HARDWARE
and CARPENTERS' TOOLS.
People Needing anything in OUR
line should be SURE to call upon US.
J. J. KELLER * CO.
VORRVTTJF.
Building and Loan Association
OF YORKVJLLE, S. C.
NOTICE
A meeting of the Stockholders of
the YORKVILLE BUILDING AND
LOAN ASSOCIATION, is hereby called
to be held at the Law Office of C.
K. Spencer, Esq., Yorkvllle, S. C., on
DECEMBER 11TH, 1905. at 10 A. M?
for the purpose of taking action upon
the question of Amending the Charter,
and also upon the Resolution of the
Board of Directors, adopted November
10, 1905, to Increase the Capital
Stock from Thirty Thousand Dollars
to Three Hundred Thousand Dollars,
W. BROWN WYLIB, President.
GEO. W. WILLIAMS,
Secretary and Treasurer.
- !
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County of York. J
IN THE COURT OP COMMON PLEAS. j
Frona J. Horn, W. L, Horn, W. B.
Horn and Isabella Dover, Plaintiffs,
Against Annie Horn, Emma J|orn
Hartness, Robert J. Herndon and
W. L. Hill, Defendants.?Summons
for Relief?Complaint Not Served,
To the Defendants above named: *
YOU are hereby summoned and required
to answer the complaint In
this action which is filed In the office
of the Clerk of the Court of Common
Pleas, for the said county, and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said (
complaint on the subscriber at his office
in Yorkvllle, S, C., within twenty
days after tne service nereor, exclusive
of the day of such service; and If
you fall to answer the complaint within
the time aforesaid, the plaintiffs in i
this action will apply to the Court
for the relief demanded In the complaint.
Yorkville, S. C.p Nov. 4, A. D,.' 1905.
J. S. BRICE,
Plaintiffs' Attorney.
Nov. 7?Dec, 13. t flt J
: ,
TAX COLLECTIONS?1005,
YORKV1UJ8, S. C., Sept. 15. 1905,
IN accordance with the law my books
will be opened on the 15TH DAY OF 1
OCTOBER. 1906. for the collection of
STATE, COUNTY AND SPECIAL
TAXES, for the fiscal year 1906 and
will bfi kept open until the 31ST DAY
OF DECEMBER, 1906, without penalty.
after which day ONE PER CENT
penalty will be added on all payments 1
made In the month of JANUARY, 1905,
and TWO PER CENT penalty on all
payments made In the month of FEBRUARY,
and SEVEN PER CENT
penalty on all payments made from
1ST DAY OF MARCH until the 16TH
DAY OF MARCH, 1906. After that
day all taxes not paid, will go into execution
and be placed in the hands of
the sheriff for collection, and all poll
taxes will be turned over to magistrates,
for prosecution in accordance
with law.
My books will be opened:
At Yorkville, from Saturday, the
18th day of November, until December i
31st, after which day the penalties will l
be added as above stated. <
H. A. D. NEELY,
County Treasurer.
idrntsttainnttl
JOHN R. HART.
ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 3 I .aw Range
York v I lie, S. C.
W- VV. LEWIS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Practices In the State and United
States courts, and gives prompt attention
to all business. Lends money on
approved security.
Office No. 5, Law Range, Yorkville,
S. C.
J. 0. WILBORN,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Yorkville, S. C.
Prompt attention to all business. '
A. Y. CARTWRIGHT,
SURGEON DENTIST, <
YORKVILLE, S. C. ]
(ESfr OFFICE HOURS:
9 am. to i pm.;i p m. to 5pm.
Office In upstairs rooms of Cart- 1
wrlght building next to the Parish 1
hotel burnt lot.
J. 8. BRICE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Office Opposite Court House.
Prompt attention to all legal business
of whatever nnture.
GEO. \V. S IIAKT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
YDRKVILLE, S. C.
a LAW RANGE Phone Office No. 58
I
0. E. Finley. Marion B. Jennings. t
FINLEY & JENNINGS, j
ATTORNEYS AT LAW, I
a
Office in Wilson Building, opposite ?
Court House. Telephone No. 126.
GOOD PAY POR
Make a Club foi
Enqui
BEST SEMI-WEEKI
Premium (
EveryI
A Columbus Top Buggy W<
Club of Paid Names and
tor the Second Largest
CONTEST NOW OPEN; CL
THE YORKVILLE ENQUIRER I
weekly county newspaper published in t
whose opinions are entitled to respect
efficient county papers published in the
lished especially for the people of Yoi
makers having the advantage of years o
ment equal to that of the more pretent
fails to measure up to any reasonable
ENQUIRER is the promotion of the i
dustrial upbuilding of the people of 1
seeks patronage and support in such m
pect by reason of its usefulness along i
8UB8CHIPTK
The price of THE ENQUIRER to s
to this office is $2.00 a year and $1.00
The price to clubmakers, acting e
a year, and subscriptions will be rece
until March 15, 1900.
The reduced rate is allowed to any
twn or more names.
NEW HUB*K
New subscribers?tbo?e whose nan
July 1, 1906, may have the paper from
1, 1907 for the price of one year's subsc
the subscription price is paid at the tin
wise the subscription will expire one ye
name,
PREMIUMS V
To compensate our friends for the
curing of names and collecting the m
miums, the value of the same being |
involved, and for the two largest clubs
hundred names or less than ten each,
buggies, one worth 186 and the other 1
FOR THE RAR<
To the clubmaker returning and pa
under the conditions stated herein, we
Buggy, worth $86. To the clubmaker i
will give one or the best Top Bqgfies mi
worth $66. Both these buggies are to
Carroll Bros,, of YorkyHie, who sell t!
been awarded, protect them with ail th
gies on payment of the regular retail pi
For Four Names. ?
A Stylographic Fountain Pen; a J
Three-Bladed Pocket Knife or one ,
copy of any of the following books: .
"Gordon Keith," by T. Nelson Page;
"David Blarum," "The One Woman,"
by Thomas Dixon,
For Five Names, (
A year's subscription to either one 1
of the following Magazines: Mc- 1
Clure's, Ladles' Rome Journal, Mun- 1
sey, Argosy, Cosmopolitan, Saturday '
Evening Post, or either of the fol- 1
lowing: A "Champion" Stem Winding
Watch, A gold pointed Fountain |
Pen, or a four-blgdpd Pocket Knife, i
For Mix Names, '
An "Eclipse" Stem Winding Watch, !
Hamilton Model 16, 28-calibre Rifle,
a year's subscription to the Christian
Herald, a gg-string zithern or any |
one of the following popular cjotn (
bound novels: "Leopard's Spots," (
"Beverly of Graustark," "The Two ,
Captains," by Cyrus Townsend Brady. (
For Eight Names,
An jngersoll 'Triumph" Watch, g 1
Daisy Repeating Air Rifle?works !
like a Winchester?a fin? Razor or 1
a Pocket Knife, a Rapid Writer 1
Fountain Pen?plain case; or aRopf 1
Model violin or an 8-inch banjo, (
For Ten Names, (
One vear's subscpiDtton to THE ,
ENQUIRER, a No, ? Hamilton 33-1
calibre Rifle?model- 11, the Youth's
Companion one year, or a gold
mounted Fountain Pen; a food BanJo,
violin or Guitar.
For Twenty Names,
Crack-Shot Stevens Rifle, a 10ounce
Canvas Hunting Coat, a No, 1
Ejector Single Barrel Breech-Loading
Shot Gun, the Century or Harper's
MagazineFor
Thirty Names,
Either of the following: A Single
Barrel Hammerless Shot Gun, a fine
Toilet or Washstand Set, a Hopkins
& Allen Jr., 82-calibre Rifle, or a
No. 13 Oliver Turn Plow.
For Forty Names,
A fine Mandolin, Guitar or Banjo,
a New York Standard Open Face
Watch, a W. Richards .Double-Batfil
Breech-Loading Shot Gun.. .
For Fifty Names,
A Winchester or Colt's Repeating
Rifle, 22-calibre; or a Baker Double
Barrel Breech-Loading Gun.
SPECIAL CLUBS.
We will arrange to furnish any
special article desired by a clubmaker
for a given number of names
on application to this office.
TIME TO BEGIN.
The time for clubmakers to begin
work In competition for the foregoing
L. M. GRIST'S SON*
YORKVILLE
MONUMENT WORKS, i
5
(Incorporated.) t
YORKVILLE
MONUMENT
~ f?
OUR plant is now in full operation,
and we are prepared to make es
imates ana nu uruem iur luutuaiuuco,
Monuments and Ornamental Stone
vork of all kinds.
Our facilities are such as easily enible
us to meet all competition of
vhatever kind, from whatever source
n our line. *
See us near the Southern depot.
W. BROWN WYLIE,
Secretary and Treasurer. S
. _ . C
UNDERTAKING f
UNDERTAKING in all Its branches f<
from the cheapest Pine Coffin to
he finest State Casket. Robes for ci
hlldren, ladies and gentlemen of all t<
iges, Slippers, etc. Hearse and ir
learse Wagon, Grave Mounds. Funer- s<
1 Notices, etc. We do Embalming, a'
!tate License No. 66. Is
THE YORK FURNITURE CO. ir
T1 A CiTT TTTATM7
mm wum,
p the Yorkville
irer.
L.Y IN TIIE SOUTH
Contest Now Open to
wdy.
>rth 985 For the Largest
a Rock Hill Top Buggy
; Club of Paid Names.
OSES MARCH 15, 1906.
s the largest all home print semlthe
south, and is conceded by experts
to be one of the most complete and
United States. It Is edited and pub k
and surrounding counties, and Its
f experience, and a mechanical equiplous
metropolitan journals, it seldom
requirement. The mission of THE
nodal, educational, religious and infork
and adjoining counties, and it
ensure as it may have a right to exthe
lines of Its endeavor.
>N PRICE.
ingle subscribers sending their names
ror wx months.
ls agents of the subscriber, is $1.76
ived from clubmaker* at that price
individual who returns ani pays for
3RUUBR&
nes have not been on our list slnee
the time they subscribe until January
ription?$1.76, This Is provided that
ie of the entty of the name. Otherar
from the oate of the entry of the
OR CMJBS.
time and trouble incident to the *#
oney therefor, we offer various pre>roportioned
to the amount of work
whether they include as many as five
, we propose to give two first class
vorth $65.
REST CMJB8, 2?
ylng for the largest number of names
will give a first class Columbus Top
returning the second largest club, we
ule by the Rock HW Buggy company,
be seen in the depository of Messrs.
hem, and who win, after they have
ie guarantees that go with such bugrice,
|
alters Is R1QHT NOW. Let all
names, whether old or new, be returned
as rapidly as secured, so they
may be properly entered upon our
>ooks,
TERMg AND CONDITIONS,
Two Six Months Rabspribcvs at ?l
each will be considered th* equiva- ,
lent of one yearly subscriber at $1,76,
&nd so counted, A subscription paid
ror two or more years in advance at
H.76, win be counted as one name
ror each year so paid,
ciubmakers will be held personally
responsible for the payment of ah
names returned by them- After a
ciubmaker has returned and paid for
my name, he can, at any time theresifter.
discontinue the sending of the
na n?r tn iMiiinn for wnnm ha
has paid and transfer the unexpired
term to any other person, provided
the person to whom the twister Is <
Jeslred was not a subscriber at the
time the orifinal name was entered
in our books,
No name w|l| bp counted in competition
for a premium until the subicription
price has been paid; nor
will anv premium be delivered UntU
i satisfactory settlement has been
made for all names returned by the
iiubmakerPersons
who commence makiny
:iubs will not be permitted to trans- *
fer their club to another clubmaker's
list after the names have been entered
on our. book",
It Is not necessary that the nam##
on a clqb should aO be at the eame
postofflce. Names may be taken at
iny number of places,
All subscriptions must be forwarded
to us at the expense of those sendng
thera.
We will be responsible for the safe
transmission of money only when
jent by draft, reentered letter or
money order drawn on the Yorkvlllt
postofflce,
In sending names write plainly, and
five postofflce, county and state.
All subscriptions will be discontinued
at the expiration of the time
paid for,
A separate list will be kept for
sach clubmaker, who will be credited
with each najne sent, so that the
lumber sent by any clubmaker may
so ascertained at a moment's notice.
In case of a tie for either premium,
two weeks will be allowed in which
to work off the tie.
The time In which names may be <
returned, under our propositions will
commence NOW, and expire at C
>'clock p. m? on the 15th day of
March, 1?06.
After the closing of this contest
>n March 16. 1906 no single yearly
lubscrlptlon will be received for less
than the yearly subscription price,
12.00, except new clubs are formed.
5, Yorkville, 8. C. (
MASTIC PAINT
8 GUARANTEED to be pure Lead.
line and Oil. We will pay $100 cash,
or any quantity of whiting, chalk,
.orut?m nr nth?r nHnltprnntl found
n the MASTIC. "The beet if the
heapeat." It covers more surface and
utwears two or three times over the
heap so-called paints made to sell f
nd not to last.
IANNER PAINT made by MASTIC
ieople Is a good out cheaper paint,
ot pure, hasn't me covering capacity,
nit we guarantee It equal to any at
ame price. If you are going to paint
. house, barn, fence, wagon, buggy,
ilow, chair, bench or a piece of furIture,
see us.
THE YORK FURNITURE CO.
4
tsr Read The Clansman In The Enlulrer?hack
numbers furnished to
Imited number new subscribers.
<J!tc *(orhvilU (fnquiro.
Intered at the Postofflce as Second
Class Mall Matter.
Published Tuesday and Pridsy.
PUULI811EHH i
V. D. ORIST,
O. E. ORIST,
A. M. GRIST,
TERMS OK SI DSC'ltl I'TIO.M I
ingle copy for one year $ 2 00
ine copy for two years 3 50
'or three months 50
'or six months 100 {
'wo copies one year 3 50
'en copies one year 17 60
jid an extra copy for a club of ten.
ADVERTISEMENTS
iserted at One Dollar per square for
le first Insertion, and Fifty Cents per
juare for each subsequent Insertion.
. square consists of the space occupied
y ten lines of this size type. ^
n? VyUiuiqcio iwi auvcnisins space m .
>r three, six and twelve months wiil
e made on reasonable terms. The
antracts must in all cases be confined
? the regular business of the firm or
idlvidual contracting, and the manual
pt must be in the office by Monday
t noon when intended for Tuesday's
isue, and on Thursday at noon, when
itended for Friday's Issue.