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tumorous department. Judge's Pupil Proved Too Apt. A prominent judge and a young lawyer were talcing a holiday jaunt together, and having a very jolly time of it, says the Philadelphia Ledger. One day the young man said to his companion: "Judge, I wish you would tell me what it is to which you attribute your very unusual success in the law." "Well, I don't mind doing so, but it must be on one condition, and that is, that you agree to pay the rest of my traveling expenses on this trip." To an ambitious young fellow of considerable inherited fortune that was not so much to do and he agreed. "It is simply this," ?aid the judge. "I always make it my rule to deny everything and insist upon proof." His. friend acknowledged the remark with a simple "thank you," and nothing further was said about the matter. " * * "* * 1 ? ? * .JA kirvtoolf lr? The judge aiu noi mint iuui?u ... his wines and other expenses, and was running up a pretty bill. When their stay at that hotel was ended, they went to the desk for their accounts. The judge received his and passed it along to the younger man with a twinkle in his eye. "Why, what does this mean?" he asked. "Mean!" said the judge; "it simply means that you agreed to pay all my expenses on this trip, and here's my bill." "Judge," said the other, "I deny everything and insist upon the proof." Where the Blame Lay. Sternly the judge regarded the prisoner before him. He beheld a man of tender, unripe years, whose face was, fair to look upon, bearing as it did every known mark of honesty. Appearances gave no reason for committing the crime, and yet the jury had decided, on first ballot, that the prisoner was guilty. In fact, the plea for the defense was very weak. "It seems incredible," said the judge, "that a man of your connections should have stooped so low as to become a common' forger. Surely someone else must have been the cause of your downfall." "There was some one," replied the nrisoner. "It is vourself. your honor." "I?" ejaculated the Judge, amazed. "Just so. A short time ago I was a member of the graduating class in my college. You were one of the speakers at the farewell session. You may remember your words: 'The world lies ahead of you. But you must push your way steadily. I want each one of you to forge to the front; I want to soon see each occupying a prominent place in the eyes of your families and of the world.'" The prisoner paused and smiled. "I forged quicker than the others. I've gained a place before the public. And now, what next?" "Three years," laconically said the judge. "Next case!"?New York Times. A Straight Tip.?A prominent NewYork broker tells the following story at the expense of a Philadelphia^: Some time aco Mr. W. gave a dinn *r, and at it were several Wall street operators. W. is always on the lookout for market tips. As a rule, he is rather cautious in his habits, but that night he dined a bit too freely, and awoke the next morning in a rather muddled condition. But he was perfectly clear on one thing. Somebody had given him a tip to buy coin. Who gave him. the information, W. could not recall^*He knew nothing of corn, or any other grain. But he went ahead and operated in corn with a vengeance, brought 200,000 bushels, and the price began to climb, then he bought more. The shorts got scared, ran to cover, and on the final Jump W. covered and cleaned up $80,000. That night he hunted up his guests and tried to find the man who had given him such valuable advice, but in vain. W. was becoming worried. His coachman drove him home, and as he stepped from his carriage, his man said: "Excuse me, sir, but did you order corn? Last night you promised to buy forty bushels. We're clean out, sir." He gave the fellow a $1,000 bill, saying, "Buy the corn and keep the change."?Exchange. A Profit on the Pig.?A Pennsylvania railroad officer has a stock farm on the outskirts of Philadelphia, says the Philadelphia Ledger, and at a recent dinner of the Clover Club a friend of the railroader spoke of it, saying: "He runs it on a business basis. Sometimes he makes money out of it. Last year he bought a pig for $27, fed it forty bushels of corn at $1 a bushel, and then sold it for $31.50. " 'I made $4.50 out of that pig,' he remarked to me the day after the an imal was taken/away. " 'But,' I protested, 'how about the forty bushels of corn, at $1 a bushel, that you had fed him?' " 'Oh," commented the gentleman farmer, 'I didn't expect to make anything on the corn.'" - - X'T Mr. Martin was fond of pets, and was somewhat inclined to boast of the friendly feeling existing among his dogs, guinea-pigs, owls and fancy pigeons. One day a neighbor, who had reason to suspect that all was not going well on the Martin side of the fence, asked if the latest acquisition, a fine Angora cat. was living in harmony with the other animals. "How." asked the neighbor, "do your young rabbits and your new cat agree?" "Beautifully," replied Mr. Martin. "The cat eats the rabbits, and the rabbits agree with the cat." A Korean View of the War.?Curton Holmes says that while he was in Seoul, the capital of Korea, recently, he asked an intelligent Korean native what side his nation would take in a dispute between Japan and Russia. "You have seen two dogs tight over a bone?" asked the Korean. Mr. Holmes assented. "Well," continued the Korean, "did you ever see the bone do any fighting?"?New York Times. iHisrrllanrous grading. FROM CONTEMPORARIES. News and Comment That Is of More or Less Local Interest. CHESTER. Lantern, April 22: Mrs. T. C. Hicks and little son T. C. Jr., and Mrs. J. B. Mackorell of Lancaster, spent last night in the city on their way from a visit to their sister, Mrs. J. C. Butler, in Abbeville Last Tuesday, Mr. Joshua Walker died at the home of his daughter Mrs. J. S. Withers, after a gradual decline due to his age. Funeral service was conducted by the Rev. John Bass Shelton, assisted by Dr. Moffatt, on Wednesday, and the remains were buried at Liberty. He was born in 1815, and was therefore one of the oldest men in the county, possibly the oldest Mrs. W. G. Neville of Yorkville, spent Monday night in the city with Hon. and Mrs. A. L. Gaston on her return from Abbeville, whither she went to attend the funeral of her sister-in-law, Mrs. D. Wyatt Aiken... .Coroner Gladden held an inquest Wednesday over the body of Jack Brown, who died from the effects of a blow on the head with a pick in the hands of John Ro-idey on the 9th of this month at Hieklin station on the Seaboard. They were both colored section hands and had a fight on the 7th but were separated. On the 9th they were tamping ties near together, when Roddey dealt the fatal blow, apparently without a word or immediate provocation. We learn that he claimed to have struck in anticipation of a blow from Brown. These are the facts, briefly, upon which the jury based its verdict, simply stating by whose hands Brown came to his death. Mr. L. G. McCrelght was foreman and Dr. J. N. Gaston made the examination. Both the negroes lived at the section headquarters at Harmony station, and the inquest was held near Edgmoor. Roddey left after the deed was committed, having drawn $300 or $400 which he had in a bank in Rock Hill, it is said and his whereabouts are still unknown. CHEROKEE. Gaffney Ledger, April 22: Rev. J. M. Steadman informally entertained a number of his young gentlemen friends Tuesday evening at the First Methodist parsonage. The host laid aside his conventional airs for the occasion and enlivened the hours with his conviviality, regaling his guests with many effusions of his wit and humor. Refreshments were served in abundance and the evening was very pleasantly spent by the young gentlemen present. Those who formed the party were: Dr. Charles Jefferies, Charles Ligon, Frank Carson, Alex Poag, Jones Darby, Prof. Hodges, Wells Littlejohn, Paul Lipscomb, Charlie Hames, Henry Jumper, Dr. Green, Floyd Baker and Anthony Sarratt There is no falling off of the output of Capt. Ross" tin mine. It is showing up better every day. Last Friday he got out 2,300 pounds of clean ore. The captain's tin mine is attracting increased attention in this country and Europe. This week it has had visitors from as far east as Philadelphia and as far west as El Paso, Texas Gov. Hey ward has appointed Col. J. G. Wardlaw of this city, a delegate to the Panama Canal convention to be held in Tampa, Fla., on May 4th, under the auspices of the Tampa beard of trade... .Mrs. M. A. McArthur celebrated her eightieth birthday at the home of her daughter, Mrs. W. H. Smith, last Tuesday. The four score natal day found her enjoying remarkably good health and much vitality Sheriff Thomas recently located in Charlotte some of the convicts who had escaped from the county chaingang and the police of that city arrested two of them for him. He went to Charlotte Monday evening and that night brought Charles Littlejohn and Alex McGoogle, both colored, back to Gaffney, and Tuesday morning delivered them to the manager of the county's good roads gang to serve the balance of their time, if they don't escape again. GASTON. Gastonis Gazette, April 22: After a lingering illness from bronchial trouble and dropsy extending through a period of more than three years, Mr. Thomas McGill Oates died at 45 minutes past 11 o'clock at his old home place Tuesday night. Had he lived until the 27th of May he would have been 77 years old. He was buried at Pisgah church Wednesday afternoon after funeral services by the pastor, Rev. A. L. Lindsay. He was a loyal member of Pisgah church, and was greatly beloved by his brethren and neighbors. Mr. Oates is survived by his aged companion and by their three sons and one daughter as follows: William Oates in South Carolina; John T., near Bessemer; Henry, near the old home place; and Mrs. Margaret Carson, wife of Mr. J. R. Carson Mr. J. E. Finch, who works at Mr. Sam Bradley's saw mill was run over by a log wagon, Wednesday morning about ten o'clock. He was standing on the wagon trying to steady a log Willi cl ITiim-HVUIV Willie IIIC W Ugun nao going down hill. The wheel hit a stump and he was thrown to a sitting posture under the hub of the hind wheel. He was bent forward by the hub pressing on the back of his neck and the wheel ran over his arm. His injuries are serious, but if pneumonia does not occur, he will probably recover About two o'clock last Tuesday morning the smoke-house of Mr. Robert Hand, who lives on Crowder's Creek, was destroyed by lire. The origin of the fire is said to be unknown. At Mr. Ed. Hedgpeth's, some of the family had got up to run a dog off the porch, and the light was noticed by Mr. Hedgpeth's mother. They ran over and gave the alarm. Mr. Newton Olenri and his hands also came ? ?? a....... o.?.,n i.hIM. bigs near by. they succeeded ill saving Mr. Hand's dwelling. These buildings and a small quantity of meat compose the main part of the loss. Chronic Disability.?The lawyer was examining him concerning his quaiifieat'ins as a juror. "Have "ou ever served on a jury?" he asked. "No. sir," answered the man. "I've been drawn a good many times, but 11 was always too smart to get caught on a jury." "What's that, sir?" Interrupted the judge sternly. "Do you boast of your smartness In escaping jury duty?" "No, your honor," said the man; "not at all. When I said I was too smart I meant that I was always excused because the lawyers thought I wasn't Ignorant enough."?Chicago Tribune. RIVALRY IN BRIDGE SELLING. Drummers Who Have Also to be Explorers. He looked more like a soldier or an explorer than a commercial traveler as he sat in the smoking compartment of the sleeper running between New York and Buffalo. Therefore, when one of the drummers asked him what his business was, and he replied that he was a drummer like the rest. It was natural that some one should inquire with interest what line of goods he carried. He laughed, and said: "I don't carry any goods, not even samples. I could not very well carry a satisfactory sample of my line unless I were to hire a freight car to accompany me on my travels. The fact is, I am a drummer for a bridge building concern. "Yes," he continued in response to another remark, "it's a mighty interesting business, and it gives a man lots of variety. "There's too much of it sometimes, for I've just had the experience of hurrying from the damp heat of a tropical forest to the somewhat bleak coasts of Newfoundland, where we got a big contract unexpectedly." "Well, you're lucky in one way. though," said one of his listeners. "You haven't got the competition we have. Here are four of us in the same car, all selling the same kind of goods and all bound for the same town and the same' customers. I take it that bridge salesmen aren't as thick as blackberries." "No, they aren't as thick as that," said the bridge salesman. "But to make up for it the rivalry for a big bridge contract is on as enormous a scale as the business itself, and the competing firms won't hesitate at any risk to land the business. "Consequently they send out men who can ride and shoot and command savages, and they expect them to go at it exactly as if they were leading an exploring expedition. "That's about what it amounts to, in many cases. "You see, the only way for a concern to figure intelligently on a bridge building job is to know just exactly what it may have to do. Therefore the minute the various bridge companies of the world hear of a good chance, each strives to get its own trusted experts to the place first, so that it shall have the best chance to figure on the job. "At the same moment, men may start from Berlin, Essen, Liverpool, Birmingham, Pittsburg, New York and Philadelphia, all bound for some spot lying half known and half guessed at in a wilderness that may have been opened to the white men for only a few months. "As our routes begin to converge, we begin to get news of each other?generally just enough to keep each one guessing. Then, if we all happen to land in the same port, we have a noble scrap to get our guides and men for the journey into the interior. "Well, after we get away the fight has only begun. One man will go one way; one another. Now, after you strike out into a wilderness and find yourself ploughing and wading and climbing and straggling through unknown country, you are likely to put in some tough days wondering if you haven't picked out the worst road and if the other fellow won't get in and finish his work before you' get through toiling amid the jungle. "Then, of course, there is the constant need for watchfulness, for the new countries through which railroads are to be run are not usually as orderly and peaceable as a town In New England. Some of us bridge drummers have had to fight our way to the scene of our sales, using repeating rifles instead of sample cases. "The final sale, to be sure, is made after we get through, and it is not concluded in the heart of an African jungle, but in a nice, quiet, orderly office in England or America or Germany. But the real sale, the work that makes or breaks, is done by the investigator who goes to the spot and makes up his mind what difficulties there are in the way. "If he makes too favorable a report and leads his employers to bid too low, he may break them; many of these bridge jobs have been vast enougn 10 ruin tne Dunaers 11 inings went wrong. "I've sold bridges during the past year in New Zealand, going a hundred miles in a canoe to do it; in Newfoundland, after crossing the waterways with fishermen in small boats in the midst of winter; in Brazil where I had to go up a river 500 miles and slosh around in primeval forests for two months to get my facts; and in Honduras, where we camped for three months in the rainy season to beat another concern whose men were waiting in the capital for the good weather to begin. "One of the men in our line waded into Uganda to try for that big contract that was finally won by an American house. He shot two lions on the way. "One lion he shot because he wanted his skin. The second lion he shot because he wanted his own. "The first one trotted by his tent one evening and was disj>osed to mind his own business. He keeled over at the first shot. "A few days afterward he was at mnner in nis lem wnen me secuuu lion walked right in without knocking. The natives ran for their lives and the bridge drummer rolled over to the side of the tent in his fright. "Luckily for him he rolled right against his big gun, and just as the lion prepared to pounce on him he sent two bullets into him at short range. The brute fell 011 him and bruised him so badly, merely with his J dead weight, that he couldn't march for a couple of days; but the pain from those bruises wus nothing com pared with the pain that he felt in his mind at the thought that possibly his rivals might be getting ahead of him. "They didn't get ahead of him and he made his reports all right. But at the last moment his company decided not to bid because it had found a new use for its plant. So all his fight with the wilderness went for nothing. "No, I never had any real adventures myself. Once I fell into a river in South America and a crocodile (not an alligator, but a real, genuine American crocodile) made a snap at me. I floundered aboard a boat Just in time to escape. "Another time a snake fell out of a tree right on top of my telescope, which I was resting against the trunk to survey a valley. And once in Burmah a rhinoceros stepped on my toe or>^ cmooKo^ If "But then, when a rhinoceros gets so close to you that it steps on your toe and doesn't do anything worse, you are, naturally, very much relieved. This particular rhinoceros must have scented the camp and it charged right down on us, though nobody was annoying it. It went bang through the whole place and scattered kettles, natives and outfit in the woods. "We never even got a shot at it. The rest of that trip I made in a litter."?New York Sun. COWBOY FOUGHT STRANGE DUEL. Used His Leather Breeches Against Sword of Gendarme. Captain Frank Butler, for 30 years with Buffalo Bill, an expert shot and the husband of Annie Oakley, who herself enjoys an international reputation as one of the most expert rifle shots in the world, recently told of some of his experiences of a strenuous character with Colonel Cody. "I remember an incident that occurred at Barcelona, Spain, while we were there in 1890," said the captain. "When we arrived there we expected to meet with all the prosperity that we had been accustomed to, but about the time of our arrival an epidemic of typhoid, smallpox and la grippe set in and we spent three of the toughest months of our lives. The tents were deserted and the streets, too, for that matter. To such hardships were we reduced that we lowered the price to 10 cents, and we could not have got even this if the money had not been mostly counterfeit. As a result, the entire company of 200 people were without salary, and were in such a disagreeable humor that they were scrapping with each other half the time. "At about the worst stage of the game one day a rather strenuous incident occurred. It was the funniest and strangest duel that I ever saw or heard of. One of the cowboys was swinging through the arena with a pair of leather shaps over his shoulders? shaps, you know, being those heavy leather or bearskin breeches the cowboys wear?when, as he was passing by one of the Spanish gendarmes, he accidentally struck the Spaniard lightly. The gendarme stopped him and a lively colloquy ensued, the expressions becoming more and more excited, neither understanding the other, until the Spaniard went after the American cowboy with his sword. By this time the entire troupe and the audience had turned their attention from the show to the side show which had Just started. "The American had no gun or knife or sword, and so when the Spaniard attacked him with his sword he fought back with the shaps which he had carried on his shoulders. At first the officious official took the offensive and thrust his sword several times Into the leather shaps, but the cowboy warded off any serious blow at himself, and then when the Spaniard had become a little tired, the strong cowhoy went after him with the shaps and gave him the worst licking I ever saw one man give another. He rapped him over the head and shoulders and heat him down until he was thoroughly thrashed, the crowd meanwhile taking a keen interest in the affair. He had no trouble with the Spaniards after that. "We had other funny old times there. Once my wife and I went to buy a turkey for Christmas. They are so poor there in Spain that it is considered a luxury to buy even a hind leg of the bird, and so when we ordered a whole turkey we had a crowd following us all the way home. "When we were in Germany, at Benfeldt, the mayor gave a hunting party in honor of Colonel Cody, Annie Oakley and some of the others in the show, and in the party he was so careful of his dignity that he insisted on riding on a horse with his silk hat and white gloves. We gave him a west ern norse or rne gentiesr Kinu. Away we went along the paths and across a field and finally to a ditch. All went over but the mayor, and he would have gone over all right, but as the horse lifted he pulled him up, and down in the ditch rolled the mayor, the silk hat, the white gloves and the horse. When his honor came up he had gained much in mud, but had lost much of his dignity. "At night, after having recovered somewhat from the jolt, the mayor gave a dinner. It was in Alsace, where they have French wines sixty years old, and think they have not done their duty unless they have drunk their guests under the table. The mayor ?ould speak little English, but in his broken speech, not knowing me, ventured a toast 'We vill drink to dos health of Fraulein Annie Oakley. I hopes she vill soon get married und haf von large family.' The laugh had hardly subsided when he proposed another: 'Here's to this man Buffalo Bill, or Colonel Cody, from America. I vill onlv sav I hone I vill lif long enough to plant laurels on his grave.'" ?New Orleans Picayune. Whether the people of Kentucky shall return to the system of viva voce voting is to be decided by them at the state election in 1905. During the 1 discussion of the matter in the house ] of representatives one member said < that an open ballot would prevent vot- , ers from sailing under false colors, and another member retorted that it I would result in the corporations get- I ting control of the elections. Only two i Democratic members of the house i voted against the measure, and only ] one Republican voted in its favor. t ?he Seller. z. < NO. 146. [Original.] "No. 146, you are discharged from this prison and may go where yon like. [ hope you'll live an honest life and not have to come back here again." As the warden spoke the prisoner stared at him as though his mind were upon other matters, then, without a reply, hastened out Into the world. Several years before this Henry Tracy was a young business man of such marked ability that when Manning Brightman, an intimate friend, though fifteen years his senior, died it was found that Tracy had been named sole executor of his estate and guardian of the only heir, Edith Brightman, seventeen years old. One day Abel Barnicourt, who had once been Brlghtman's attorney, produced papers transferring the whole estate to Sarah Parton, who claimed to be the-second wife of the deceased. These papers disappeared, and thei?- was such strong evidence that Tracy had stolen them that his incarceration followed. While he was in nrison the estate remained in litigation, and Edith Brightman, being ' deprived of her income, was forced to j earn her ow.i living. < On the evening of his discharge he 1 stood on a street corner waiting for the clocks to strike 10. At the first ' stroke a man crossed the street and joined him. "The shovels?" asked 1*acy. "On the place." "All right. You go ahead, and I'll follow. We don't want to be seen together." Tracy followed the mnn out of town to a deserted house standing beside the road, and the two entered the grounds. A pick and a shovel were found under a porch, and Tracy, leading the way to a large tree in a corner of the lot, began to dig. Coming to a small sheet Iron box, they removed it and returned wUli {+ /.Itv VI 1 11 J It lu IUV> Viljt "We'll go to your room, Brown," said Tracy. "You've got the documents there, I believe." "Yes." A few minutes later Brown scratched a match in his room, lit the gas, locked the door, pulled down the shades, and the two opened the iron box, taking i out a bundle of papers. Brown meanwhile unlocked a desk and brought forth an envelope containing documents. Tracy seized them eagerly and scanned them one after another till be came to one at which he uttered a cry of Joy. "This is the key to the situation!" he exclaimed. "Without this the others are worthless. I'll take care of this . myself. You look out for the others. Meet me in the morning at the court- i house, and we will swear out the war- I rant." (' It was 11 o'clock at night when i Tracy left the detective and walked ] rapidly to a house where there was but : one light burning. He rang the bell and when a servant came asked for 1 Miss Brightman. "Gone to bed." "Never mind that. I must see her tonight." t "Who shall I tell her wishes to see ! her?" , "Never mind that either. She'll approve of your calling her up." 1 When Edith Brightman entered the j room and saw her guardian, the ex- , convict, she caught at the door knob. His imprisonment and the mystery at- ! tending it, together with the loss of her property, had not only been a puzzle but a horror to her. When it occurred she was still half a child. Now she was a woman. "Edith." said Tracy, "your estate is saved to you." , She stared at him wonderingly as he proceeded: "When your father asked me to be his executor he told me of the woman who claimed to be hi3 wife, and that < he also suspected Barnlcourt. 'When ] I die,' he said, 'there *11 be some rascalIty practiced on my little girl. Promise J me you will see that shefj not robbed.' " 'I promise on my honor and my < life,' I replied. "When the blow fell I knew the papers were fraudulent, but could not prove it. The court .was about to turn over the estate to this woman, who < would at once turn it into cash and ( leave the country. I deliberately stole 1 their papers and burled them In my 1 yard. While serving my term I em- j ployed a detective, who has only recently unraveled the case. Here la a contract between Abel Barnlcourt and Sarah Parton, wherein she agrees to divide the estate with him in case he secures it for her, and below her confession that she was never married to your father, and the documents are all forged, the signatures being copied ' from letters of your father which had fallen into her possession. This confession Barnlcourt was to hold over < her in case she refused to divide with him after the estate was acquired." While Tracy was giving his ward this brief summary of a case which could only be written in volumes her ' face wore the expression not ot one uelighted at hearing how she had regained her property, but an engrossing a pity mingled with wonder, admiration, gratitude for one who had suffered dis- I grace and imprisonment that It might pass to its legitimate owner. "And you did this to fulfill a promise?" "No. I loved the little girl for whom I did it." It was a long while before Edith Brlghtman, reversing the conventional order of matrimonial occurrences, < could persuade Henry Tracy to become her husband. Despite the truth, to the world he was known as an exconvict and his career was ruined. Then he fell HIT and it was in one of his weaker physical moods that his [ consent was obtained. The pair went r abroad and have never returned to . America. ROBERT F. FORBES. Portland, Me., has lost its most ^ famous barber in the death of John ( B. Tike. In his time he shaved Grant, I Sheridan and Garfield. Ben Butler z ivas al.nost fond of him. Judge Clif- * ford used to spend a morning hour in t' the office to have John tell him the p news and save him the trouble of n reading the paper. Blaine and Tom p Reed and Neal Dow were good friends I ;o the clever barber. VOICE AN INDEX OF BREEDING. Children Should Early Bo Taught Its Proper Use. One evidence of gentle breeding Is i well-modulated voice. Thomas iVentworth Hlgginson said: "Shut me lp In a dark room with a mixed mulltude, and I can pick out the gentle'olks by their voices," writes Miss Buron Kingsland in SucceSs. In the :ompass of every voice there are three egisters?the middle or throat, the ower or chest, and the upper or head egister. The use of the middle pitch 'or talking is very desirable, but the mice should be trained to slide up and lown. varviner with the emotions: low. vhen the mood inclines toward serijusness, and higher when it becomes Inged with excitement. An Interesting ipeaker constantly changes his pitch; tot abruptly, but with ease and skill, ind the greater range one has the more certain he Is to get and retain the ileased attention of listeners. Our ilgh-pltched, strident voices are sharpy criticized, and it is quite within our lower to change them. I confess to liking a bit of slang low and then from a young man's nouth. It sounds racy, adds snap and ipice if used judiciously, and a few if its terms are pithy and expressive, lut when a girl uses slang It only sounds common. What Is becoming to me sex Is not necessarily so to the >ther. When we see a woman who laughs ind talks loudly In public places, we ?ut a severe strain upon our charity ind judgment not to think her vulgar. When to the conventional "How do fou do?" she replies "Fine!" we know in just what rung of the social ladder :o put her. D. E. Wilkins, W. I. Witherspoon, President. V. President. a. REMEMBER The First National Bank of Yorkville Gives you every possible protection. Safe against ROBBERS, BURGLARS, FIRE. Prompt and counteous attention Siven every detail of our business. R. C. ALLEIN. Cashier. Xoan and Saving iJanh. Yorkville, ?i. C.** As ail Investment You will not find anything that will, for so small an outlay, yield so much protection and satisfaction as the renting of one or more of our Safety Deposit Boxes. For $2.00 or $3.00, according to size, we will rent you foi one year one of these Boxes; we furnish you a key corresponding to the number of the Box, you file away your Deeds, Mortgages, Notes, Insurance policies, siock uercincaiea, xjencia, emu any papers that you value, put your key in your pocket?then you know pour papers are absolutely safe from fire, or being misplaced or stolen, and they'll be right where you left them when you want them again. It takes the Master Key which the Bank holds to assist in unlocking your Box, thereby protecting you If you should happen to lose your key. Call and let us show you these Safety Deposit Boxes, and we think we can 3oon convince you that you can't afford to be without this protection when 3ame can be had so reasonably. Any Business In the Banking Line. S. M. McNEEL, President. W. P. HARRISON, Cashier. HEATH-ELLIOTT MULE GO. Livery, 8ale and Feed Stables. OUR "LIVERY" Is equipped with the vehi:les that in style and comfort are up to the minute. Our livery horses are good lookers, good goers aud stayers. If you want a first class turnout you :an get it here. Remember That when style and lasting qualities are considered the SUMMERS Buggy has the inside track from start to fin. ish in the race for public favorHEATH-ELLIOTT MULE CO. Professional partis. J. S. BRICE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office Opposite Court House. Prompt attention to all legal business )f whatever nature. GEO. W. S. HART, ATTORNEY AT LAW, YORKVILLE, S. C. LAW RANGE. 'Phone Office No. 58 3. E. Finley. Marion B. Jennings. FINLEY & JENNINGS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Office in WILSON BUILDING, opposite 2ourt House. Telephone No. 136 A. Y. CART WRIGHT, SURGEON DENTIST, YORKVILLE, S. C. 42g* OFFICE HOURS: 9 a. m. to i p. m.;s p.m., to5p.1i) Office in upstairs rooms of Cartwrlght iuildlng, opposite Telegraph and Ex>ress Offices. CROSSES OF HONOR. ^T" OTICE Is hereby given that VetLx erans of the Confederacy living in fork county desirous of obtaininf, Crosses of Honor through the S. D. larron Chapter U. D. C., of Ebeneer, must make application to the 'resident or Secretary at a date eaiy enough to permit of the ordering of he Crosses so that they may bo iresented on the occasion of the melorial services on the 10th of May rox. S. D. BARRON CHAPTER, U. ). C.. Old Point, S. C. March 22 t td NEARLY EVERY FARMER NEEDS A PORTABLE ENGINE Is the one to use. "The Machinery People" will be triad to send catalogue and name price 011 application. W. H. GIBBES (EL CO.. COLUMBIA. S. C. DaIIA^, Qe? XT 411 a PAMA M nin.l UllfllllCOl MWIAVff E)?n iUdlB- WOdMi Viu-| niiiR Machinery, ?to. The Glbbes Portable Shingle Machine || ML/ UrU A LADY BUYS A ft nC.ni SPRING HAT She wants the very latest thing that fashion and millinery art can create. She is not going to be behind anybody in style if she knows it. If you want a Dainty Spring Hat, in the very latest style and fashion, go to WHITESIDES BROS., Hickory Grove. They have recently added a millinery and dressmaking department to their business. Their milliner has Just returned from the city markets where she has been studying the latest styles and selecting a large stock of Pattern Hats and Frames and millinery stock of all kinds. She can sell or make you a Hat in any style at ROCK BOTTOM PRICE8. In addition to our Hat department, we have added a Dressmaking department. Our dressmaker is up-to-date on the latest fashions. Will help you to select thp material from our large and select stock of dress goode and will guarantee a perfect fit. All at moderate prices. We also carry a full line of Dry Goods and Ladies' Shoes. The Ladles aie requested to call and look through our stock. We are always glad to show our goods whether you buy or not. We carry everything on earth sold In a general merchandise store except dynamite, medicines, bicycles and coffins. WHITESIDES BROS. Hickory Grove, S. C. SOUTHERN RAILWAY SCHEDULES. The following changes In the schedule became effective on the Southern Railwway, March 7, 1904: No. 13, dally, leave Charleston 7.30 a. m., arrive Columbia at 11.40 a. m. No. 117 dally except Sunday, leave Kingville 4.10 p. m., arrive Camden 6 p. m., arriving Rock Hill 8.35 p. m., connecting with Savannah division No. 31. No. 113, daily, leave Kingville 11 a. ' m., arrive Camden 12.30 p. m.; leave Camden 12.36 p. m., arrive Rock Hill 3.35 p. m.; leave Rock Hill 3.40 p. m , arrive Yorkville 4.27 p. m:; Blacksburg 5.55 p. m. No. 114, daily, leave Blacksburg 6.50 a. m.; arrive Yorkville 8.11 a. m; arrive Rock Hill, 8.50 a. m.; leave Rock Hill 9.30 a. m., connecting with Savannah division No. 33; arrive Camden 12.55 p. m., leave Camden 2 p. m., arrive Kingville 3.45 p. m. No. 118, daily except Sunday, will continue to leave Rock Hill at 6.35 a. in., and arrive Kingville 10.45 a. m., as in the past. No. 136, daily, leave Marion 6.25 p. m.; arrive Blacksburg 8.30 p. m., leave Blacksburg 8.40 p. m.; arrive Rock Hill, 10.30 p. m. Train No. 135. Lv. Rock Hill 5.30 a. m. Ar Blacksburg 7.40 a. m. Lv. Blacksburg 7.55 a. m. Ar. Marlon 10.45 a. m. W. H. TAYLOE, Asst. uenerai jrassenger Agem. CHEAP EXCURSION RATES VIA SOUTHERN RAILWAY. The Southern Railway announces the following very low Excursion rates to the following points named below: NASHVILLE. TENN., and return, account meeting "Peabody Normal Summer School,* June 8th, to August 3rd, 1904, at the very low rate of one flrst-class fare plus 25 cents for the round trip. KNOXVILLE, TENN., and return, account "Summer School" from June 28, to August 5th, 1904, at the very low rate of one first-class fare plus 25 cents. NASHVILLE, TENN., and return, account meeting "Southern Baptist Convention and Auxiliary Societies," May 12 to 18, 1904, at the very low rate of one first-class fare plus 25 cents. DETROIT, MICH., and return, account "Baptist Young People's Union of America. International Convention," July 13 to 15, 1904, at the very low rate of one first-class fare plus 60 cents. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J., and return, account "Imperial Council Ancient Arabic Order, Nobles of the Mystic Shrine," July 13 to 15, 1904, at the rate of one first class fare plus $1.00 for the round trip. MONTEAGLE, TENN., and return, account "Woman's Congress," from August 1st to 7th, 1904, at rate of one first-class fare plus 25 cents for the round trip. MONTEAGLE, TENN., and return, account "Monteagle Sunday School institute," from August 15 to 30, 1904, at the very low rate of one flrst-class fare plus 25 cents for the round trip. MONTEAGLE, TENN., and return, account "Monteagle Bible School," from July 4 to August 4th, 1904, at the very low rate of one flrst-class fare plus 25 cents for the round trip. ATHENS, GA., and return, account "Summer School" from July 5, to August 6, 1904, at the very low rate of one flrst-class fare plus 25 cents for 1 the round trip. JACKSONVILLE, FLA., and return, account "Interstate Growers' Association," May 4 to 6, 1904, at the very low rate of one first-class fare plus 25 cents for the round trip. PHOTOGRAPHY IS AM" ART AND it takes an artist to be a photographer. One who is not an artist doesn't stand much of a chance of making a success at photography. I have given years of study to this especial line and I can say wUh pride that my work will compare favorably with that of any photographer In this section. The best and most perfect photo I graphs are the result of experience and not experiments. 1 do all of my developing, retouching and finishing, thereby obtaining the best possible results. As Far As Prices Are concerned, you need not worry yourself along that score. I know that my prices are reasonable and you will agree with me when I tell you what they are. I am also prepared to develop and print pictures taken with pocket cameras. If you have a Kodak or Vive or any other camera, and for any reason you can't develop and print your pictures, bring them to me at my gallery on West Liberty street. J. R. SCHORB.