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tumorous department.
Wilder, the Humorist.
During his long career as lecturer,
professional humorist and vaudeville
entertainer, says the Chicago Chronicle,
Marshall P. Wilder probably has
amused as many people as any man
now living. During all these#years he
has met with many odd experiences
in out-of-the-way places. For several
years he was engaged regularly as a
visitor at various asylums and hospitals,
where he spread good cheer
.4 throughout the wards. He never can
forget, he declares, a visit he once
made to a Keeley institute. He made
a tour of inspection of this institute,
taking note of various interesting
things. He observed that some of the
patients were still highly delirous and
shouting in a manner to strike terror
to the ordinary mortal's heart. One
of the victims roared suddenly thatVI
o *1,11 nf ronttlAS He WaS
1US> iVVill ntw J.W<1 V* ?
wild In his fear of reptiles. Suddenly
he changed his mood and declared that
there was a woman in his room, then
relaxed into silence.
"She must have been a snake
charmer," murmured Mr. Wilder as he
moved on to the next room.
After his performance at a New
York vaudeville theatre Wilder was approached
by one of those blundering
old fellows who mean well but invariably
make bad breaks. Attempting to
compliment the humorist, the blundering
old party said: "Oh, Mr. Wilder,
there was one very good thing about
those stories you told tonight."
"H'm," replied Wilder. "Well, I suppose
that was better than missing the
point of all of them."
Here is a story Wilder tells about
an ancient Hebrew who had retired
from Wall street with a competency.
"I am afraid I am not going to live
long," said the Jew to Wilder.
"Pshaw," replied the humorist, "you
are only sixty now, and I'll bet you live
to be one hundred."
"No, no," retorted the old broker
sadly, "The Lord will never take me
at par when he can get me for sixty."
Getting Even.
She was a sharp eyed, independent
little woman, and if the conductor had
been a reader of character he would
have known better than to try to
match his wits against hers.
She had ridden two blocks before
the conductor got around to ask for
her fare.
"This is as far as I want to go," she
said. "I'll get off here."
"But you can't get off without paying
fare," said the conductor stupidly.
"I can't eh," she answered. "Well,
let me see you collect it."
She made for the door, but the conductor
barred her way and refused to
pull the bell cord.
"You stop this car or you'll be sorry
for it." she exclaimed angrily.
"You must pay your fare before you
can get off," the conductor kept repeating.
That was all he could think to say.
"Very well," said the woman, plumping
herself down in a seat again. "I
guess I can ride free as far as you can
afford to carry me."
After a couple of blocks more the
conductor pulled the rope and said,
somewhat sheepishly:
"You might as well get off here,
then, if you won't pay your fare."
The woman stepped haughtily to the
street, and then, turning with a smile,
said sweetly:
"This is really the corner that I
wanted. I knew you'd carry me a
block or two after I told you I wouldn't
pay. so I began the quarrel early."
And as the conductor gave the rope
two especially vicious jerks she called
after him:
"I wouldn't have done it if you had
not carried me a block past my street
yesterday."?Buffalo Express.
To Pool the Mosquito.?This is the.
latest story of Kirke La Shelle going
the general rounds, says the New York
Times:
There are very few mosquitoes at
Mr. La Shelle's summer home on Long
, Island, Bellport, but many of his
friends are sufferers from the pestiferous
insect. He visited a friend at a
village some miles from Bellport and
found that the mosquitoes were numerous
and active in what would other...
wise be a veritable Arcadia.
"What would you do if you lived
here Kirke?"' asked his friend, as the
two sat on the porch smoking hard to
keep the enemy at bay. "I know you
have an idea which is well spoken of."
La Shelle smoked for a minute before
he replied: "Have you tried coal
oil?"
"Yes; gallons of it."
"Citronella?"
"Yes."
"Pennyroyal?"
"Yes."
"Ammonia?"
"Yes."
"Screens?"
"They get inside."
A smile brightened the manager's
countenance as he said: "Then there
is only one thing I can recommend.
You say all the mosquitoes get inside
your screens?"
"Yes. Confound them."
"Then." said I^a Shelle, "why don't
you keep outside the screens and fool
them!"
Follow ki> Instructions.?"Please,
sir." said the new office boy, "I took
this letter where you told me to, but
the lady wasn't in, so I've brought it
back."
"Brought it back, have you?" fumed
the irate merchant, relates the Boston
Journal. "What d'yer mean by doing
that? You don't seem to have any
more sense than a hard-boiled egg.
Take it again, and if she isn't in leave
it in the letter box. or push it under
the door: leave it somewhere?go; go.
before I bite you!"
Presently the youth returned and a
satisfied expression was in his eye.
"You left it this time, eh, Solomon,
Jr?" queried the merchant.
"Yes, sir." said the sparkling lad.
"I couldn't reach the letter box, and it
wouldn't go under the door, so 1 tore
it in pieces and bunged it through the
keyhole, sir. Was that right, sir?"
pisreUaucouis pUadinji.
FROM CONTEMPORARIES.
News and Comment That Is of More
or Less Local Interest.
liPffESTER!
Lantern,' August 28: Misahiariie May
Carroll has been elected a teacher in
the Denmark. Bamberg county, graded
school. She will leave Chester on
September 12th. in order to be present
at the opening on the 14th. Miss Carroll
is well prepared to fill the position
to which she has been elected
Messrs. L. T. Nichols and E. F. Reid,
of the Carolina and North-Western
railway, left Wednesday evening for
New York on business connected with
their road Mr. T. G. Hudson's
dwelling, near Armenia, was destroyed
by flames on Wednesday, and the boxing
about the well was also burned. On
yesterday, William Barnes, a colored
man about thirty-five years old. went
into the well to clean it out. There was
IOU1 air in Wie wen aiiu ixc niw V/?C?come.
He hollowed for help, but was
too weak to hold to the rope. When
the body was taken out, the man was
dead Dr. G. B. White returned
Wednesday from his trip to the old
country. He was thoroughly delighted
with his trip, but he says that he is
equally delighted to get back home and *
see his friends again. While Dr. White ]
was in Ire'and several letters appeared '
in the Lantern written by him, which
were read with great interest. He vis- .
ited many places and saw many things
which will be of interest to the read- '
ers. He has kindly consented, when he ,
gets rested, to give some further ac- ,
count of his observations and experiences
in the old country. Rev. James .
Russell landed at the same time but he ,
spent a day in New York and a few (
days in Philadelphia. He is expected j
to arrive here today. (
LANCASTER. i
Ledger, Au: ust 29: Lawrence Allen,
colored, a fu jitive from justice in (
Union county, N. C., was captured by
Constable O. W. Mackay at Heath 1
Springs Wednesday. - The Negro ran 1
and was shot in one of his legs, being
sprinkled from his heel to his knee. He
was brought on to jail at this place
? ?- ? 1 *
10 awau me arrival ui me sucim ui
Union county for him. The wound is
not serious. The same day Constable
J. B. Connor of this place captured
Robert Perry, colored, another fugitive
from justice in North Carolina and
landed him in jail here. This capture
was also made at Heath Springs.
Both Negroes were turned over to the
North Carolina authorities yesterday. I
....The Lancaster Mercantile company
lost two fine carriage horses Tuesday
afternoon valued at about $400 i
from the extreme heat that day. They {
had been sen: out from the stables to s
Taxahaw and on the return trip while 4
very warm drank a quantity of cold >
well water at Mr. J. N. Estridge's. The c
driver noticed that they seemed to be i
sick when he reached Mr. Jack Hin- 1
son's place and stopped there. It was '
but a short time before both horses t
died, not more than five minutes elups- t
ing between their deaths Married, <
at the home of Mr. Jasper Horton, the i
bride's father, near White Bluff, Wed- s
nesday, August 19. 1903, by Rev. R. J. l
Blackmon, Mr. J. F. M. Estrldge and I
Miss Arabella Horton, all of this coun- s
ty Married, on Sunday night last,
August 23d. 1903, Mr. Roby Bell of Magill,
and Miss Monnie Bruce, daughter
of Mr. W. B. Bruce of Heath Springs.
The ceremony was performed by Rev.
J. C. Chandler at the Methodist parsonage
Married, on Wednesday,
August 26th, 1903, at the home of the
bride's father, by Rev. Mr. Lawson, Mr.
James Carter and Miss Bell,
daughter of Mr. J. B. Bell, all of Cedar
Creek township A report comes
from Maxton, N. C., that in a difficulty
there last Saturday, Wm. Deal shot and
killed Sham Bullard in a drunken row,
and since the killing it has developed ?'
that Sham Bullard was none other than '
Jim Lowry, the murderer of Policeman i
Jones at Shelby, N. C., about two years i
ago, and for whose arrest rewards ag- *
gregating $800 were offered Ker- 1
shaw doesn't do things by halves, and ?
her "good roads" meeting and barbecue
next Thursday, September 3d, will '
demonstrate this fact to everybody who s
attends, and every man in the county I
is expected. The citizens of Kershaw <
have raised several hundred dollars, '
procured a fine brass band and Will <
prepare a barbecue dinner for 2,500 <
people on the occasion. Governor Heyward.
Senator Latimer, Mr. F. H.
Hyatt and other prominent speakers
are expected. We urge cit
izens from all sections of the county to
attend this meeting. It will be one of
the grandest rallies held in the state ,
In the interest of good roads, for, as ,
we said in the outset, our enterprising (
sister town never does things by (
halves During the protracted meet- .
ings just closed on the charges of Rev. ,
R. J. Blackmon there have been about ,
seventy-five accessions to his churches
oy oapusm, ieuer ana restoration. ai
Pleasant Plain, 21 accessions; Fork
Hill, 20: Bethlehem. 4: Charlesboro,
3; none at Taxahaw, and at Flint
Ridge, the new church recently organized
with sixty members, there were
ten accessions.
GASTON.
Gastonia Gazette, August 26: Messrs.
L. H. Long and T. N. Kendrick
returned last night from a great day's
fishing at Mr. Rufus Davis' mill pond
on lower Crowder's creek in York
county. Mr. Long has a reputation
among his friends and our readers not
only as a mighty good fisherman but
as a mighty good reporter of the results
of fishing excursions. Fortunately
for his reputation in this case, his
testimony does not have to be taken
unsupported, for Mi-. Kendrick and fifteen
of the neighbors at Davis's mill
will testify to the correctness of the
report given below. The pond was let
off early yesterday morning. Seining
began about ten o'clock and lasted until
five in the afternoon. The catch of
fish was simply great. The total was
159 fishes, weighing 278 pounds. Of
these, twenty-five were carp which
weighed 177 pounds, six of the biggest
weighing sixteen pounds each. >
Mr. Kendrick was weigh-master, book- ;
keeper and divider of the catch, as
well as one of the happiest of seine- I
pullers. He weighed the fish, counted I
them, and divided them into twelve
messes for as many families. They all
have fish to fry and fish to spare to3ay.
But the party had a great fish
Jinner at Mr. Davis's house. When
the word came for dinner all hands
Iropped their nets and went. "It'3
been a long time," says Mr. Long,
'since I sat down to such a great dinner
as we had on this trip.".?... .The
Southern railway's detective, Mr. T. j
N. Haney, has been in the city this
tveek for the purpose of obtaining evidence
relating to the wreck of No. 35
it the Ozark Cotton mill. He is working
on some clues, but nothing very
:angible has yet been secured; at least
no arrests have been made so far
Mrs. Samuel Scott and Mrs. Samuel
GHlfillen of Yorkville, spent Wednesiay
and Thursday at Mr. W. S. Lough
;ridge's. They returned home last
night The Negro, Pink Whltesides,
ivho stole a mule from Mr. J. Grler
Jenkins Saturday, was captured at
3-rover Tuesday by Chief of Police
Kendrick of King's Mountain. He was
?iven a preliminary trial before Esjuire
Garrett and bound over to court.
Hie was taken to Dallas Wednesday
ind placed in jail. The mule was
found in a corn field near Grover in
jood condition. Whltesides confessed
:o the theft In place of the barn
Sestroyed by fire a few weeks ago, Mr.
Jim Adams is now completing a new
ind much larger one. Mr. J. F. Jackson
was down there Wednesday to
lelp him cover it. The sides of the
-oof measure 27x53 feet each, and
:hose who were covering the west
slope about three o'clock Wednesday
ifternoon didn't have any icicles hangng
from their hats There Is considerable
stir in Mecklenburg over the
eport that Mr. Henry Little, superin;endent
of the convict camp, had
.vhipped one of the convicts to death
>n the road near Davidson College. A
epresentative of the Charlotte Observer
went to see Superintendent Little
?" laorna/1 frAm V* I *v-? Q f MoOTH
Dliver Clark, was whipped about nine
/clock Tuesday morning and sent back
o his shovel. About eleven, he was
put to work with his squad on the
ock yard at the crusher. A little af;er
one o'clock he started up an empankment,
but fell before reaching the
op. He was carried to the shade and
sxpired in a few minutes. He had not
nentloned being sick. The superinendent
thinks he died from being
pverheated. The Observer says the
jrand jury will probably make an investigation.
COST OF THE COTTON CORNER.
_arge Proportion of 10,000,000 Spindles
In New England Stopped.
Shutting down on the part of cotton
nanufacturers both here and abroad
joes on apace until of the 10,000,000
spindles installed in New England but
1,000,000 are said to be in operation,
vhile the mills of England and the
ontinent have, to a large extent, given
tp the attempt to make goods which
vould have to be marketed at a loss,
rhe present high price of the raw maerial
could not but work disastrously
o legitimate industry, and when the
?nd is reached the enrichment of the
'ew fortunate speculators who have so
successfully manipulated the corner
vill be found to have been at the expense
of the million wage-earners and
stockholders.
The loss to the manufacturer cornjelled
to call a halt on production, an
tern that does not always appeal to
he average outsider because less sus eptlble
of reduction to actual dollars
md cents by the non-expert, must be
idded. Taking the case of print cloth,
- ... - - x x^ - x
I cosis irom one-nan a cent to a ceui
ind a quarter on each pound of production
to stop manufacturing for a
short season. This means for a 70,000
spindle mill consuming, say, 12,000
sales of cotton a year, an expense in
shutting down from $600 to $1,500 a
week, a loss for which there can be no
idequate compensation, and when
umped with the loss in wages of from
14,000 to $5,000 a week, makes a formidable
figure to be charged against
:he adroit and able manipulators who
lave succeeded in making the restricted
output imperative.
Multiplying: the case of this singrle
mill by the hundreds of larger and
smaller ones where work has been suspended,
one can get some idea of what
the cotton speculation means to this
most important industry and the interests
that are intimately and remotely
lependent upon it.?Boston Transcript.
AS TO VAGRANCY.
fhere Is Plenty of Law if It Were
Only Enforced.
Quite a number of delegates at the
recent convention of colored men to
consider the lynching question, advocated
the enforcement of the vagrancy
laws, and held the idle Negroes
iround the towns and cities largely responsible
for the conditions about
which so much complaint is made.
In Georgia a law was passed at the
recent session of the general assembly
to reach this very class.
There is ample law on the statute
books to get rid of the vagrant class
in every community, and to make it so
hot for the idle men and boys that they
will want to work or move to some
other haven of rest.
When Attorney General Gunter was
* maHfitvata nt Snn ntnnhn vcr V*c*
rioted and sent to the chain gang no
less than 300 Negroes and 120 white
men as vagrants. He made it a point
to keep the chain gang supplied with
the young fellows, who rather work
for the county than get at some legitimate
task, and in his crusade against
the idle class he sentenced women to
pick peas at the county poor house
farm. The campaign had its good effect.
There are a great many towns where
the present statutes can be used to
supply much of the labor for the improvement
of the roads. There could
be a more sweeping law than that now
an tne statute noons. anil tne ueiegates
to the recent convention would
do more to show their good faith in
their campaign if they would take it
upon themselves to begin the crusade
Against the worthless and idle Negroes
About many of the towns.
L'nder the present law magistrates
have jurisdiction in cases against vagrants
and the statute allows a fine of
$100 or a sentence to thirty days to be h
imposed. h
The only trouble about the thing is v
that what is everybody's business is t
nobody's business.?August Kohn in li
News and Courier. B
CALAMITY JANE. J
True Story of a Remarkable Female tt
Character of the Wild West.
The body of Calamity Jane, says a
Terry, S. D., letter of August 4, was a
placed this week in the Mount Moriah 1
cemetery, in Deadwood, beside the ^
bones of "Wild Bill" Hickok, her friend ^
of long ago, whose murderer she caused
to be lynched twenty-four years ago. 1
Though she had had twelve husbands, v
the last still living, it was one of her
dying requests that she be allowed to v
sleep by the side of the man she first *
loved. a
Somewhere In North Dakota lives a p
daughter, her only child, but the girl 0
was not at the bedside of her mother. 11
Calamity Jane long ago sent her away s
for her own good. It was an outcrop- 6
ping of the real woman that prompted c
Jane to say long ago that her daugh- v
ter should not be shocked by looKing
into the face of her mother. 1
So, when friends begged her to tell ll
her daughter's name and home during v
her last sickness, the broken-down a
pioneer said with firmness.
"Would yer hev me shame my own s
daughter? She'd wish she hedn't seeit 9
this ugly face. Let her be."
And indeed there was no trace in
her cross-lined, leathern features of ^
the prettlness which, it was said, be- v
longed to the Missouri girl who went
over the mountains to Nevada forty v
years ago. Calamity Jane was only *
fifty-one years old when she died, but
in those years the real Wild West was 1
born and died. Its passing left her c
forlorn.
Martha Canary?for that was her
real name?was left a lone girl in the 9
mining camp of Virginia City, Nev., in 9
1862. Shortly after their emigration
from Princeton, Mo., an Indian war *
separated the child from her parents. 1
She fell into the hands of an old woman
who allowed her to select what *
she would from the rough life of the 13
camp. It was horseback riding and v
crack pistol shooting first, and not
many years later the girl sat on sa- *
loon bars and regaled the men with e
songs and stories. 1
It was about that time that the real i:
Indian fighting began and the girl was 1
eager to display her horsemanship ^
and marksmanship. She applied at a a
number of posts, attired as a man, before
she found one where she was not 13
known to be a woman. Gen. Crook '
accepted her as a scout and she was '!
happy. For a time she served In that 0
capacity under Buffalo Bill, and he, r
her life-long friend, recently said of \
her record:
"Though she did not do a man's a
share of the heavy work, she has gone r
in places where old frontiersmen were ^
unwilling to trust themselves, and her t;
(oui age and good fellowship made her C
popular with every man in the com- *
niand. Tn her neat scout's uniform, g
Martha Canary m&de a handsome pic- ii
ture, especially when astride a good v
horse and riding like mad over the
plains 011 some wild expedition. She
was eccentric then, and she is eccentric
now, but the winsome Martha F
Canary of those days was not the Calamity
Jane of today."
She was at the camp where she had
spent much of her girlhood, now the c
site of Butte, Mon., when an appeal
came from Deadwood for troops. She ^
was then twenty-two years old. Yvnen e
the soldiers marched to Deadwood to h
relieve a party of miners surrounded
by Indians she went along.
It was not alone a matter of driving a
away the Deadwood Indians; the whole b
northwest was in arms. At Goose ?
Camp, S. D., a small detachment under c
Capt. Egan was surrounded by a large h
band of redskins. They had the sol- |(
diers at their mercy, with the reliev- j,
ing troops too far in the rear. v
Martha Canary rode like the spirit ?
of death into a group of Indians who j
were about to kill the wounded cap- g
tain. Before the Indians could realize E
what had happened she nad swung ^
the captain to her saddle and dashed g
away, amid the patter of bullets, to a a
place of safety. *
When the captain was told by the
troops that he had been saved by a t
woman he said:
"Jane, you're a good one to have *
around in times of calamity." t
And from that time On Martha Ca- E
nary was known as "Calamity Jane." ^
Among the miners, who came to
know her so well, none of her twelve b
husbands was allowed to change his f'
wife's name. Each of them was t
known as "Calamity Jane's man." All c
but the last met violent deaths. The b
flirt one she killed herself.
When she was in the prime of her
wild life, she traversed every part of p
Wyoming, Montana and the Dakotas, E
ranched in Missouri and fought In- ^
dians in Kansas. She made her stake f,
in the mining camps, and it went to n
regale the boys in wild west fashion. ^
Her passion for fighting Indians was c
never satisfied. t<
She crossed a wild country In a 1
frightfully cold winter to take import- JJ
ant messages to Gen. Custer. 'Ohe h
sickness that followed the trying experience
was all that saved her from e
o
being killed with Custer's army, for ^
she had planned to campaign with r
him.
When Indian fighting was not to be ?
hud. Calamity Jane found employment jj
in carrying government mail and driv- n
Ing stage coaches. She was one of the
first of (he 3,000 arrivals that caused g
Dead wood to spring into life in a e
night. She never failed to attend a v
lynching bee if she could be present, y
and she didn't take hold at the far end s
of the rope, either. v
She was riding in a stage coach ?
driven by Jack McCaull, a notorious ?
character of Deadwood, when a band v
of Indians swooped down. McCaull b
was wounded and fell back on his "
seat. The six passengers in the coach e
were helpless with fright. Calamity o
Jane scrambled to the seat, lashed the ^
horses into a run and escaped. tl
It was this same McCaull who after- b
ward was made the most memorable e
example of Calamity Jane's vengeance.
McCaull shot "Wild Bill" Hickok from g
behind a tree, for a reason never p
mown, after "Wild Bill" had staked
lim. Shooting from ambush was the
rorst crime known in Deadwood in
hose days, and when Calamity Jane
leard of it she started at once to find
JcCaull. "Wild Bill" was her friend,
nd the fact that she had once saved
JcCaull's life did not deter her from
aking it.
"I gave it to him once," she declared,
'I'll take it back now."'
She came across him unexpectedly in
. meat shop, seized a cleaver and,
hreatening to brain him if he moved,
waited till her friends bound him.
She was one of those who tugged
lardest to pull him over a cottonwood
imb, and with grim satisfaction she
matched him kick his life away.
There were two womanly traits
I'hich Calamity Jane always manifesed.
While she might be drunk one
ay and chasing Indians over the
irairie another, she never missed an
pportunity to put on skirts and dlanonds
at a dance. The next morning
he would be ready for a trip with the
:overnment mail, or perhaps would be
racking the bottles in a saloon with
veil aimed bullets.
But she would stop abruptly even
he Incomparable pleasure of "shootng-up"
a saloonful of miners bristling
rith guns, If some one should report
. case of sickness. She never refused
o go even great distances to nurse the
ick back to health. Here was to be
een her other woman's trait. An old
cout said of her:
"The first time I met Calamity was
lown In Kansas the year the cholera
iras so bad. I was riding along carryng
dispatches from Harker to Wallace
rhen I met a woman riding toward
led Cloud.
"'No: Indians be damned!' she yells:
I'm going down to the front to take
are of the boys.'
"I knew her best in Deadwood. I
Irst saw her there at the time they
trung up Flyspeck Bill; who'd been
tealing horses.
" 'Well, Billy,' she said, 'you're goin'
o sure die now. and you're goin' to
ie with your boots on.'
"'No I ain't, Jane,' he said; '"ou
ake 'em off.' And Jane pulls off his
oots and puts 'em on herself and
rears 'em till they're worn out."
The only time Calamity Jane tried
he more civilized life was when an
nterprlslng woman, who was anxious
o sell a publication she controlled,
nduced her to go to BufTalo to attend
he exposition. Jane liked the start,
ecause she was initiated by driving
,n eight-horse team through Buffalo.
!he was to sit in a den and sell the
looks for a commission and her livng.
She grew suspicious of her share
n the profits and accepted a better
ffer from a man on the midway. One
light she got on a spree of the Monana
variety, tried to shoot up the
rhole midway and landed in jail.
She soon met Buffalo Bill in Buffalo
nd asked him to stake her to her raiload
fare. He readily did so, and' she
eturned to Cheyenne, Wyo. Since
hen she had lived in the most respecable
fashion ever attempted by her.
)ccasionally she resorted to her oldnal^KroHnrio
hilt oho ivQQ
aoiiiuiicu ccitt/i aiiviiu, wui. umv
ic-kened of them because she always
nded them In jail. She was prospectng
for a congenial locality when she
ras taken sick here and died.
POINTERS FROM THE POINT.
:ine Corn On the River?Cotton Small
but Well Fruited, and Other Crops
are Good?The Smith-Davies Marriage.
torrespondence of the Yorkville Enquirer.
Point, August 28.?The crops In this
ectlon have improved since the rains,
'he corn crops on the river, so farmrs
inform me, are better than they
ave been for the past four years. If
t is not injured by overflow, these
armers will make plenty of corn to do
hem. Mr. P. R. Currence has five
cres on the river that he says Is the
est he has ever seen grow on this rlvr
and he has farmed here for more
han fifty years. The balance of his
rop is fairly good. Mr. G. L. Suggs
as a large body of very fine corn in
he bend of Crowder's creek, just where
t empties into the river, and if there
3 no serious freshet Friend Suggs
/ill have corn to sell. Messrs. Andy
'hompson, John and Earl Thompson,
,'ampbell Harper, Wm. Brandon, D. C.
loyd, P. R. Currence, Vessey Currence,
illas Glenn, Captain David Johnson,
1. J. Currence, J. D. B. Currence, W.
\ Boyd, Mrs. Jane Dellinger, J. P.
loyd, John Campbell and Samuel S.
Imith all have good corn on the river
,nd are consequently anxious that
here be no overflow.
Means grass is plentiful along the
iver banks and farmers who own land
here are curing a great deal of hay.
Cotton Is small, but well fruited and
he present indications are that twohirds
of a crop will be made. I notice
hat it is opening in certain places. Mr.
Sralnard Currence says that he will
ave cotton to pick by the 15th of
leptember.
There has been some fodder pulled;
ut the main crop will not be ready
or three weeks.
The molasses crop is promising: and
he cane is getting ripe. The fruit
rop has been abundant and I venture
o assert that the good ladies have
aore dried and canned fruits than
hey have had for years.
The watermelon crop has been esecially
good on the river. Mr. J. D.
t. Currence has had more than he and
is many friends could consume. They
re of a variety that I have never beore
seen. The rind is very thin, the
ieat a dark red, very crisp and sweet.
Ir. Currence has pulled a number that
. eighed more than fifty pounds. I
onsider them superior to the Middleon.
If my good friend J. B. Scott of
)elphos, could once eat of one of these
oelons I imagine that I would hear
im say, "Go away Middleton. You
ave lost your sweetness."
Mr. W. P. Boyd has greatly improvd
his dwelling house by putting anther
story to it and adding an ell.
Irs. Emily Harper is having a new
oof put on her dwelling.
The most notable event that has takn
place in the Point for many years
ccurred here on Wednesday morning
ist. Mr. S. S. Smith surprised his
lany friends by taking to himself a
air bride. The lady is a former Yorkille
girl, and has many friends there.
Ihe was Miss DeNicey Davies, youngst
daughter of Mr. Thomas Davies,
>ho for many years resided in Yorkille,
and kept a hotel there several
ears after the war. She has been reiding
in Richmond, Va,, and was here
tith her sister, Miss Annie, on a visit
o their sister, Mrs. Will Smith. Friend
lam was fortunate in getting her to
onsent to be Mrs. Smith, and stay
rith us in the Point. Miss Annie went
o her home on Thursday. A large
umber of friends accompanied by the
,'urrence string band, gave them a sernade
Wednesday night. Samuel came
ut smiling and gave them a cordial
'elcome. In his little speech he said
hat "It was a long lane that had no
urn; that everybody heretofore had
een fooling him; but that he had foold
some one at last." Sam is well
now 11 as one who was a brave and
allant soldier and an all round clever
entleman. Long may he and his fair
artner live and prosper. x
Ao Animal Story For
Little FolKs
THE
Frog Makes Love iht Moon |
The frog fell In love with the moon
and made up his mind that he would
ask her to marry him. He put on bis
best clothes, and when night came and
the moon rose high in the sky be sat
down beneath a tree and began to
/ll*
J/
HE PUT ON HIS BEST CLOTHES.
croak out bis story of love. Just as
be reached tbe point where he was going
to ask tbe moon to marry him she
hid behind a cloud.
When she reappeared be began his
courtship all over again; but, just as he
got to the point of proposing, way she
went behind another cloudT ^jphen he
tried a third time and a fourth time,
but whenever he was ready to "pop the
question" the moon disappeared.
He was a very persistent fellow, however.
and at last he was successful in
asking her the very Important ques
tion. He smiled bis sweetest and spoke
in bis tenderest, most loving tones.
"Will you, ob, will you, dear moon,
will you be"?
And before he could say "mine" the
moon bad disappeared behind a bill,
and the poor, foolish frog shed a few
frog tears and went home. He is a
bachelor yet if he has waited to marry
the moon.?Pittsburg Dispatch.
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