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By WILL N. H/
Copyright, 1902, by Harper Bros. All ]
CHAPTER XVII.
^T lBOUT a week after this transaction
Rayburn Miller went
to Atlanta on business for
IPg^i one of bis clients, and wbile
tbere be incidentally called at tbe offices
of tbe Southern Land and Timber
company, hoping to meet Wilson and
learn something about his Immediate
plans in regard to tbe new railroad.
But he was informed that the president
of the company had just gone to
New York and would not be back for
a week.
Rayburn was waiting In the rotunda
of tbe Kimball House for bis train,
which left at 10 o'clock, when be ran
across bis friend. Captain Ralph Burton
of the Gate City guards, a local
military company.
"Glad to see you," said the young
officer. "Did you run up for the ball?"
"What ball is that?" asked Miller.
"I am at the first of it"
"Av "?<> ??n irlirlnir Ana harp in this
vu, n c uic ft* * iu5 v?v -w ? ?
house tonight," answered Burton, who
was a handsome man of thirty-five^
tall and erect, and appeared at his best
in bis close fitting evening suit and
light overcoat. "Come upstairs, and
I'll introduce you to a lot of strangers."
"Can't" Rayburn told him. "I've
got to leave at 10 o'clock."
"Well, you've got a good hour yet"
insisted the officer. "Come up on the
next floor, where the orchestra is, anyway.
and we can sit down and watch
the crowd come in."
.Miller complied, and they found
seats on the spacious floor overlooking
the thronged office. From where they
sat they could look through severhl
drawing rooms into the ballroom beyond.
Already a considerable number
of people had assembled, and many
couples were walking about even quite
near to the two young men.
"By George!" suddenly exclaimed
Miller as a couple passed them. "Who
Is that stunniug looking blond? She
w.^lks like a queen."
"Where?" asked Burton, looking In
thQ wroog direction.
"Why, there, with Charlie Penrose."
"Oh, that one," said Burton, trying
to thiuk. "1 know as well as I know
anything, but her name has slipped
my memory. Why, she's visiting the
Bishops, on Peachtree street?a Miss
Bisnop; that's It."
"Adele ?little Adele? Impossible!"
cried Rayburn. "And I've been thinklug
of her as a child all these years."
"So you know her?" said Captain
Burton.
"Her brother is a chum of mine," explained
Miller. "I haven't seen her
since she went to Virginia to school
five years ago. I never would have
recognized her In the world. My Lord,
she's simply regal!"
"I haven't had the pleasure of meeting
her." said the captain, "but I've
heard lots about her from the boys
who go to Bishop's. They say she's remarkably
clever ? recites, you know,
and takes off the plantation negro to
perfection. She's a great favorite with
Major Middleton. who doesn't often
take to the frying size. She has been
a big drawing card out at Bishop's
ever since she came. The boys say the
house overflows every evening. Are
you going to speak to her?"
"If I get a good chance." said Rayburn.
his eyes on the couple as they
disappeared in the ballroom. "1 don't
like to go In looking like this, but she'd
want to hear from home."
"Oh. I see." said Burton. "Well
you'd better try it before the grand
march sweeps everything before It."
As Miller entered the ballroom Penrose
was giving Adele a seat behind a
Cluster ui puiiiis, ueur ine grauu pmuu,
around which the German orchestra
was grouped. He went straight to her.
"You won't remember me, Miss
Adele," he said, with a smile, "but I'm
going to risk speaking to you anyway."
She looked up from th? bunch of
flowers in her lap and in a startled,
eager sort of way began to study his
face.
"No, I do not," she said, flushing a
little and yet smiling agreeably.
"Well, I call that a good joae," renrose
broke In, with a laugh, as he
greeted Miller with a familiar slap on
the shoulder. "Why. Hayburn. on my
word, she hasn't talked of anybody
else for the last week, and here she"?
"You are uot Hayburn Miller!" Adele
exclaimed, and she stood up to give
him her hand. "Yes, I have been talking
of you, uud it seems to me I huve
a thousund things to say and, oh, so
many thanks!"
There was something In this impulsive
greeting that gave Miller a delectable
thrill all over.
"You were such a little thing the
last time I saw you," he said almost
tenderly. "I declare, you have changed
?so. so remarkably."
She nodded to Penrose, who was excusing
himself, and then she said to
Miller, "Are you going to dance tonight?"
He explained that he was obliged to
take the train which left in a few
minutes.
He saw her face actually fall with
disappointment. The very genuineness
of the expression pleased him inexplicably.
"Then 1 must hurry," she said.
"Would you mind tulking to me a little
while?"
"Nothing could possibly please me so
much," said he. "Suppose we stroll
around."
She took his arm, and he led her
back to the rotunda overlooking the
office.
BAim
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l DOT7M Author of
IKOHrlN, "Wcstcrfelt."
lights reserved.
"Kou are not Rnyburn Miller!" Adele
exclaimed.
"So you are Rayburu Miller!" she
said, looking at him wonderingly. "Do
you know. I have pictured you in my
mind many times since mother wrote
me all about how you rescued us from
ruin. Oh, Mr. Miller, I could not in a
thousand years tell you how my heart
filled with gratitude to you. My moth
er goes into the smallest details in ner
letters, and she described your every
word and action during that transaction
tn your office. I could tell Just
where her eyes filled and her throat
choked up by her quivering handwriting.
1 declare, I looked on you as a
sort of king with unlimited power. If
1 were a man, I'd rather use my brain
to help suffering people than to be
made president of the United States
and be a mere figurehead. You must
uot think I am spoiled by all this glitter
and parade dowu here. The truth
Is. 1 heartily despise It. I wanted to
be at home so bad when I got that letter
that I cried myself to sleep."
"You must uot forget that your broth,
er conceived the plan," Miller protested.
"and that I only"?
"Oh. yes. I know Alan thought of it,"
she interrupted, "but without your experience
and firmness it would have remaiued
in his dear old brain till the
Lord knows when. The idea of their
being in debt was slowly killing my
father and mother, and you came to
their relief Just when they were unable
to bear it any longer. I'm so glad
you thought of borrowing that money."
Just then a young man half a head
Bhorter than Adele came up hurriedly.
"Oh. here you are!" he exclaimed in a
casD of relief. "I've been looking for
you everywhere. This is mine, you
kuow?the grand march. They are all
ready."
Adele smiled pleasantly. "I hope
you'll excuse me from it, Mr. Tedcastle,"
she said. "I've just met a friend
from home. I want to talk with him,
and""But.
Miss Bishop, I"?
"I asked you to please excuse me,
Mr. Tedcastle." Miller saw her face
harden as if from the sneer of contempt
that passed over it "I hope it
will not be necessary for me to explain
my reasons in detail until I have a little
more time at my disposal."
"Oh, certainly not. Miss Bishop,"
said the young man, rea wnn anger,
as he bowed himself away.
"What's society coming to?" Adele
Msked Miller, with a nervous little
^augh. "Does a lady have to get down
?u ber knees and beg men?little jumpIngjacks,
like that one?to excuse her,
and to pet them Into a good humor
when she has good reason to change
her mind about an engagement? That'H
a sort of slavery I don't intend to enter."
"You
served him right." said Miller,
who had himself resented the young
man's childish impetuosity and felt
like slapping him for his impertinence.
Adele shrugged her tii> shoulders.
"Let's not waste any more time talking
about him." she said. "I was going
to tell you how happy you made them
all. When I read mother's description
of their return home that night?how
she went round looking at each object
and touching it that she might realize
It was hers again, and how father sat
up till past midnight talking incessantly
about It. and all the droll things Uncle
Abner said?I cried and laughed by
turns. I longed to see you, to tell you
how I felt about what you did, and yet,
now that I'm with you, all I say seems
utterly weak and?inadequate."
"It seems wonderfully nice to me."
Miller declared. "I don't deserve anything.
and yet?well, I like to hear you
talk." He laughed. "Whether I deserve
it or not. I could listen to you
for a week on a stretch."
In truth Kayburn Miller had never
In all his varied social career become
so suddenly and startlingly interested
In any woman. It all seemed like a
dream, and a most delicious one?the
gay assemblage, the intermittent
1 ? At- ~
Sll'IUIl* HI lilt' UlllSie, 111C IUUV.11 III llic
stately creature oil Ills arm, the perfume
of her flowers, her hair, her eyes.
He suddenly felt fearful of the passage
of time, the leaving of his train, the
approach or some one to claim her attention.
He could not explain the spell
she hnd thrown on him. Was It because
she was his friend's sister and so
astoundingly pretty, frank and sensible,
or could It be that"?
His train of thought was broken by
the approach of Miss Ida Bishop,
Adele's cousin, a rather plain girl, who
with her scrawny neck and scant hair,
which rebelled against being made
much of, would have appeared to better
advantage in a street costume.
*"^1* A /IAIA " nV?A simIATI mnmn nhfilllvT
V/II, /1UCIC, OUC V.11CU icpivavuiuuj)
"what do you mean? Do you know
you have mortally offended Mr. Tedcastle?
He had the march with you."
"And I asked him aB a favor to excuse
me from it," said Adele simply.
"I had just met Mr. Miller, who Is to
leave on an early train, and I wanted
to talk to him about home. Have you
been introduced? My cousin, Miss
Bishop, Mr. Rayburn Miller."
Miss Bishop bowed indifferently and
looked as If she still saw no justification
In the slight under question.
"I'm awfully sorry," she said reprovingly.
"Mr. Tedcastle has been as
nice to you as be could be, and this is
the way you show appreciation for It
I don't blame him for being mad, do
you, Mr. Miller?"
"I'm afraid I'd be a prejudiced witness,"
he smiled, "benefiting as I am by
the gentleman's discomfiture; but real
ly I can't think that any circumstances
could justify a man in pressing a lady
to fill an engagement when she chooses
not to do so for any reason of hers."
"I knew you'd say that," said Adele.
"If anybody has a right to be offended
It Is I, for the way he has acted
without watting for my full explanation."
"Oh, that Is a high and mighty course
that will do better for novels than real
life," disagreed Miss Ida Bishop. "The
young men are badly spoiled here, and
If we want attention we've got to humor
them."
"They shall not be spoiled by me,"
declared Adele. "Why," shrugging her
shoulders contemptuously, "if I had to
run after them and bind up their
bruises every time they fell down I'd
not appreciate their attentions. Besides,
Mr. Tedcastle and bis whole ilk
actually put me to sleep. What do
they talk about? Driving, pet dogs,
flowers, caudles, tbeater parties ana
silly bosb generally. Last Sunday
Senator Hare dined at uncle's, and after
dinner be und I were having really
a wholesome sort of talk, and 1 was
respecting myself?well, a little like I
am now?when in truped Teddy, with
his bangers on. Of course I bad to introduce
thein to the senator, and 1 felt
like u fool, for he knew they were my
'company/ and It was impossible to
keep them quiet. They went on with
their baby talk just as If Senator Hare
were being given an intellectual treat
Of course there are some grown up
men in Atlanta, but they are driven to
the clubs by the swarms of little fellows.
There comes Major Middleton,
one of the old regime. He may ask
me to dance with him. Now watch.
If he does, I'll answer blm just as I
did Mr. Tedcastle, and you shall see
how differently he will treat It."
The major, a handsome man of pow
erful physique and a great shock of
curly Iron gray hair, approached Adele
and with a low bow held out his hand.
"I'm after the next dance, my dear,"
he 8a id. "You are one of the very few
who ever dance witk me, and I don't
want to go home without it"
Adele smiled. "I'm very sorry, major."
she said, "but I hope you'll excuse
me this evening."
"Oh, that's all right, my dear child,"
he said. "No; doD't explain. I know
your reasons are all right. Go ahead
and enjoy yourself In your own way."
"I won my bet." Adele laughed. "Major.
1 knew so well what you would
say that 1 bet on it." And then she
explained the situation.
"Tedcastle ought to be spanked,"
said the major in his high keyed voice.
A girl who had not rather hear from
home than spin around with him ought
not to have a home. I'm going to mine
rather early tonight. I came only to
show the boys how to make my famous
Kentucky punch."
When the major and Miss Ida Bishop
had gone and left them together,
Adele looked over the railing at the
big clock in the office. "We have only
a few minutes longer, if you are to
take that train," she said regretfully.
"I never had as little interest in
trains in my life," he said, and he
meaut it.
"Not in the trains on our new road?"
she laughed.
"They are too far ahead to interfere
with my comfort," he retorted. "This
one is a steam nightmare."
"I presume you really eoaid not miss
it?" Her long lashed eyes were down.
He hesitated. The simple thought
suggested by her thrilled him as he
bad never been thrilled before.
"Because," she added, "it would be
60 nice to have you come out tomorrow
afternoon to tea, ubout 4."
He drew out his watch and looked at
it waveringly.
"I could send a night message," he
said Anally. "I really don't want to
go. Miss Adele, I don't want to go at
all."
"I don't want you to either," she
suid softly. "It seems almost as if we
are quite old friends. Isn't that
strange?"
He restored his watch to his pocket.
"I shall stay," he said, "and 1 shall
call tomorrow afternoon."
Some one came for her a few minutes
later, and he went down to the
office and out Into the street He
wanted to walk, to feel his body in action,
keeping pace with his throbbing,
bounding brain. Ills whole being was
aflame witu a nre wuiuu uuu ucui
burned in him before.
"Alan's little sister!" he kept repeating
to himself. "Little Adele?she's
wonderful, wonderful! Perhaps she
uiuy be the woman. By George, she is
?she is! A creature like that, with
that soul full of appreciation for a
man's best efforts, would lift a fellow
to the highest rung on the ladder of
human effort. Alan's little sister! Ana
the Idiot never told me, never intimated
that she was?a goddess."
In his room at the hotel that night
he slept little, bis brain being so active
with his new experience. He saw her
the next afternoon alone over a dainty
tea service of fragile china in a Turkish
corner in William Bishop's great, quiet
house, and then proposed driving her
the next day to the Driving club. He
remained a week, seeing her under
some pretext or other every day during
that time. Sometimes It was to call
with her on friends of hers. Once It
wah to attend a barbecue given by
Captain Burton at a clubhouse in the
country, and once he gave her and her
cousin a luncheon at the Capitol City
club, with a box at the matinee afterward.
He told himself that he had
never lived before and that somehow
he was Just beginning.
"No," he mused as he sat in his train
homeward bound, "I can't tell Alan. I
simply couldn't do it after all the rubbish
I have crammed into him. Then
she's his sister. I couldn't talk to him
about her?not now, anyway."
TO BB> CONTINUED.
CONSCIENCE AND HORSE TRADE.
Each Tried to Cheat the Other and
Each Felt That He Had Succeeded.
Once there were two men who
traded horses. Each traded for the
nViaotincr tho nthcr. and
purpuse ui v.nv?v...0 ,
after getting home and examining his
property each feit that he had succeeded
in his design.
After that they would take roundabout
ways to avoid meeting, and in
time each came to have a hang-dog
look. People wondered at the change
which had come over these two men.
They had formerly been good citizens
and steady churcii members. Both had
been genial, hale fellows, who cracked
their honest country Jokes and
laughed loudest at them themselves,
but after the horse trade they lost
their old gayety .of spirits.
They kept away from church, they
avoided not only each other, but their
neighbors, and from cheerful old souls
they became sour, looking fellows, who
went about continually dreading something
that they thought was sure to
happen or that might happen if it
didn't turn out otherwise.
But one day the horse that Brown
had traded to White lay down and
died. White was filled with joy. He
felt that after all, he had not cheated
thq other man. His conscience seemed
to pull a large, jagged prod out of
him. He even went out behind the
barn and whistled, just to make sure
that he hadn't forgotten how. He was
glad that he was not a cheat, after all,
and that he couffc'STHI look the world
in the face.
"I'll go to Brown," he said to himself,
'and forgive him for gouging me. I
can afford to be magnanimous. I wish
somebody knew about this. I hate to
go around Just keeping it to myself.
I never thought before that I'd ever
be glad to be cheated, but it's one of
the pleasantest things I know of. I
wish l could afford it right along. The
old world's all right It's the finest
place I've ever seen and one of the
best things in it is that old dead horse
out there."
Now it happened that while White
was having this pleasure diuwu,
too, was happy. His horse had fallen
dead of old age and general debility,
and, he, therefore, supposed that he
was the cheated one. He was so glad
that he ate five or six green apples
without noticing what he did. The
sour look left his face and he ran out
to the road, where a boy was riding
past on a milk cart, to cut up with
him and plague him about the Addison
girl with the wart on her chin.
"I must go and forgive White for
wronging me," he said to himself, "and
we'll be friends again, if he has the
courage to look me in the face, and at
night I won't hear tne cricKeis ctll oaj - |
Ing, 'Cheat, cheat, cheat,' any more."
So he set off down the road, humming
"Nellie Gray" as he went, and
surprising the people he met by joking
with them in the old way.
Presently he saw White coming toward
him. He was sorry that a large
crowd would not be present when they
met. He wanted other people to see
how pleasant he was going to be while
shovelling coals of fire on his old
friend's head. At the same time similar
thoughts filled the mind of White.
As they came nearer each ran forward
with a happy countenance and an outstretched
hand, not quite understanding
why the other did not hang back
and look guilty.
"My dear old friend," said Brown, as
they met, "I want to forgive you."
"I was Just going over to forgive
White. "The horse you
traded me dropped dead this morning.
You cheated me, but I'll not hold a
grudge against you. I"?
"What? Me cheat you? Not much!
You cheated me. The horse I got
from you in that trade died of old
age a couple of hours ago. But I forgive
you. Let's let bygones be bygones."
Then they stared at each other for
a moment and began backing away,
while the guilty looks returned.
When he got home Brown sat down
and thought. At length he seemed to
have figured it out.
"By jing," he said, "I believe a man
that wants to cheat and can't get the
chance is Just as bad as the fellow
that does and gets caught at it."
But White looked at it in another
wav.
"Darn it." he said to himself, "now
I won't have a chance to go to church
and look at Brown's empty seat there
and feel like a boy that got licked for
stealing a piece of pie that they've just
found out somebody else took."
Many a man's conscience Is in his
liver.?Chicago Record-Herald.
tv' Few poems would be written but
for the inability of poets to live without
eating.
piSffUancous ?catling.
DISRAELI'S CHALLENGE.
How He Disposed of Two Men who
Wanted to Fight Him.
In his early days Mr. Benjamin Disraeli
was known as a young man of
considerable literary promise, and later
events justified a certain unruffled self
confidence, which, while It amused
many, occasionally Irritated some, to
their own discomfiture.
When traveling abroad he visited
maua, aim aiaycu mere iui oumc mac.
Well provided with letters of introduction,
he made many friends, and
his very brilliant social gifts rendered
him a welcome guest everywhere. The
officers In particular pressed him to regard
himself as permanently attached
to them during his stay, and before
long he was on Intimate terms with
them all. One of them, Capt. A.,
vouched to the writer for the absolute
truth of the following Incidents, In
which, as will be seen, he himself
played a part:
At a ball Mr. Disraeli observed with
approving favor a young lady of conspicuous
beauty, and he resolved to
dance the next dance with her. Her
hand was at the moment resting on tne
arm of a young Maltese and the dance
was about to begin, when Mr. Disraeli
hurriedly sought and obtained an introduction
and instantly prolTered himself,
with profound respect, as her partner.
She bowed and smiled and Indicating
the gentleman by her side regretted
that she was already engaged.
"That does not in the least matter,"
was Mr. Disraeli's only comment, as
with superb nonchalence he transferred
the lady's hand to his own arm and
danced with her.
Next morning he called on CapL A.;
the Maltese, it appeared, was furious,
and thirsted for blood. He had sent
Mr. Disraeli a challenge and the object
of this early visit was to secure Capt.
A.'8 services as a military friend. Having
heard what had taken place, he
said:
"My dear fellow, I am afraid you are
In the wrong. Would it not be best
to"
"No, No," was the light-hearted interruption.
"If I had wanted advice I
should have gone to a lawyer. I have
come to you knowing I could rely on
you to act for me. Vestigia nulla retrorsum.
Things have gone too far.
Look at this!" and he tossed across the
table the letter he had received. Capt.
A.'s face fell, for it was in unmistakable
challenge, couched in the formula
of the day:
"Whereas Mr. Disraeli has permitted
himself to behave with scant courtesy
to a lady in a public place and in a
manner' which Mr. B. can only regard
as grossly insulting to himself Mr. B.
looks on Mr. Disraeli as no gentleman."
That was all, but It was enough.
Such words left no room for explanation
or apology, and could be followed
only by a meeting, as a duel was In
those days euphemistically called.
Capt. A. shook his head and said:
"Well after that, of course, you'll
have to meet him. I suppose you want
me to go to him at once and arrange
the time and place with his second?"
Mr. Disraeli nodded and answered:
"At once, if you please." But the stern
words had a curious ring In them, and
as Capt. A. looked up he saw the other's
face relax into a smile of Infinite
amusement.
"In affairs of this kind," he added
"it is a point of honor to lose no time.
So I have already written my answer,
which you will oblige me by taking to
this desperate person."
And he handed it to Capt. A. The
latter took it, muttering: us a nuisance,
but it can't be helped;" and he
was on his way to the door when Mr.
Disraeli said: "Oh, by the way, just to
prevent any possibility of a misunderstanding,
It would be as well to read
my letter before taking it." Thereupon
Capt. A., opened it and read this amazing
production:
"Whereas Mr. B. alleges that Mr. Disraeli
has permitted himself to behave
with scant courtesy to a lady In a public
place and In a manner which Mr.
B. can only regard, as grossly insulting
to himself, Mr. Disraeli looks upon
Mr. B. as a hippopotamus."
Capt. A. was thunderstruck and remained
speechless with astonishment,
while Mr. Disraeli continued to smile
upon him blandly. Such a smile was
infectious, irresistible, and a second
luter the two frineds were roaring with
laughter. When at last Capt. A. had
recovered his breath he gasped out:
"CnnitaJ ioke! Verv funny!" Then,
with a look of horror: "But, I say. you
don't expect me to be such a born jackass
as to take that letter to your man,
do you?"
"I waive the Jackass, born or unborn,"
was the suave reply: "but you
will do me a real service if you will
take it, and indeed, you led me to believe
that I might count on you."
"Yes, but"
"Pardon me, there is no but In this
matter. That is my only answer, the
only possible answer. You will take it,
won't you?" Then Capt. A. had an
idea and he said:
"Very well, I will take, but only on
the condition that you come with me
and wait for me at the door while I
present it."
This was agreed to and they set off
together. Mr. B. was, as he was bound
to be, at home waiting. Mr. Disraeli
etrniipH nn and down outside, while
Capt. A. was ushered Into the presence.
Both bowed.
"Sir, I have come to you as Mr. Disraeli's
friend."
"Sir, I have been expecting you."
"Mr. Disraeli has charged me to deliver
to you his answer in person." and
Captain A. held out the letter. Mr. B.
looked suspicious and wrathful and
said:
"I will read it, provided it is not an
apology. I will accept no apology."
Mr. B. opened the letter with a
frown. Capt. A. was watching him. He
oa >v me 11 uu 11 iv/i ? i?ivi?*v*?v
and the next it was followed by a start
of surprise, then the close set Hps began
to twitch and after a final but vain
endeavor to preserve his gravity, Mr.
B, broke down and laughed. That was
what Capt. A. had been hoping for.
Mr. B. was a good fellow, after all,
with a keen sense of humort the absurdity
of such a reply to such a missive
took him unawares, and he laughed
on without restraint, firing off the
word, "Mppopotamus' at intervals nae
minute guns.
"Well," he ejaculated presently, "your
friend is certainly original. But what
exactly is to be done now?"
"Done!" replied Capt. A. "I sincerely
hope you will allow me to suggest that
there is only one thing to be done.
Nothing would have induced me to
bring that characteristically droll letter
unless Mr. Disraeli had consented
to accompany me, and he is on your
door step at this moment. Come down
and shake hands with him and you
must both dine with me tonight.
And they did.
On another occasion Mr. Disraeli was
strolling on the promenade with Capt
A. when they passed a native dandy
reeking with scent Mr. Disraeli, who
was a bit of a dandy himself and did
not relish this caricature of the real
thing, sniffed disgustedly and said:
"Bah! how that man stinks!" The man
in question Instantly stopped and produced
his card; this under certain circumstances,
being the recognized preliminary
to impending deeds of blood.
Mr. Disraeli at once produced his card
in return, but before handing it to him
and with the most perfect good humor
as if descanting on an abstract theme,
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bly winning way:
"Mr. M." looking at the card, "I see
that is your name. Mine is Disraeli,"
and he (licked a speck of dirt off his
sleeve while the other looked enlightened.
"Before this goes further may
I beg to detain you for a minute.
What I have to say will not take long
in the saying. It is, of course much to
be regretted that you have been given
cause for offense by any expression
which fell from me unguardedly. This
I say without hesitation and without
any mental reservation. But the proposed
remedy, Mr. M.? It is to that I
wish to be allowed to direct your attention,
for indeed it would prove to
be at the least ineffective, at the worst
disastrous. You propose now to kill me
or that I shall kill you, and why? Becuuse?
it is, I repeat, very much to
be regretted, I said you stink. Yes, but
if you kill me, you won't stink any the
less; whereas if I kill you, you will
only stink the mOre!"
And Mr. Disraeli looked almost pained
that this should be so.
The sheer audacity of it carried the
day.
Mr. M. stared at him helplessly, as
at some strange being he had never
met before, then shrugged his shoulders
with a comic gesture of despair
and retired without further remark.?
Rev. G. W. Skene, in the Scotsman.
RINGS ONCE MEANT AUTHORITY.
Origin of the Custom of Wearing Them
Lost in Antiquity.
The custom of wearing rings to adorn
the hand is of such remote date that
all attempts to trace its origin are lost
In the obscurity of antiquity; but the
primary intention of this practice, In
early ages of the world, appears to have
been as an emblem of authority and
government; and this was symbolically
communicated by delivering a ring to
the person on whom they were intended
to be conferred.
In conformity to this ancient usage,
the Christian church employs the ring
In the ceremony of marriage (which
was first adopted by the Greek church)
as a symbol of the authority which the
husband gave to his wife over his
household, and of the earthly goods
with which he thus endowed her, says
the London Mirror.
Under the Roman consuls, rings
were at first manufactured of Iron, and
worn only by soldiers, and that upon
the third finger of the left hand, hence
denominated the ring finger. Increasing
wealth soon superseded an ornament
of this inferior metal by introducing
rings of more costly materials,
and those of gold were afterward so
very general that it is related after
the celebrated battle of Cannae, Hannibal
sent a bushel of them to the senators
at Carthage, of which he had de
spoiled the slain and prisoners.
Under the emperors, the common soldiers,
and even freedmen, wore gold
rings, although they were originally
prohibited unless personally given by
the emperor. The petitions soliciting
this privilege became, however, so numerous
that Justinian was tired of
their Importunity and ultimately permitted
all woh thought proper to bestow
them.
Rings have very long taken a conspicuous
part as love tokens. Of all
the sorts of rings which have frequently
been dispatched as messengers of
love, that kind of double-hooped one
(half of which was often worn by the
lover, the other half by his "Soul's
delight,") called the gemmow, or gimmal
ring, stands preeminent. Upward
of twenty instances might De quoted
from Shakespeare mentioning the use
of this kind of ring.?Detroit Free
Press.
Somewhat Mixed.?The story is told
of a newly engaged English man of
al! work in a Germantown family who
presented to his master the other
morning a pair of riding boots the leg
of one of which was much longer than
the other.
"How comes it that these boots are
not of the same length?" asked the
master.
"I really don't know sir," replied the
domestic, "and what bothers me the
most is that the pair downstairs, sir,
is in the same fix."?Philadelphia
Ledger.
An Interview With the Secretary of
Agriculture.
Secretary Wilson, of the agricultural
department, in an interview last Friday
declared that infinite mischief is
being: done to the cotton manufacturing
industry and to the cotton growing
industry by the speculative movement
in cotton:
"The speculators have cornered the
market," said the secretary, "and put
up the price so high that manufacturers
cannot use raw cotton. At existing
prices there is no profit to them.
rne price or manuracturea gooas canhot
be manipulated as the price of rawcotton
can.
"The manufacturer found it more
profitable to sell his cotton to the
gamblers. Mills were closed down because
of there being no raw material
left, and in some Instances cotton,
which was sold to European manufacturers,
has been brought back to
this country and used in the gambling
operations."
Secretary Wilson, continuing, said
that most European nations which
manufacture cotton and also own lands
In outlying provinces where cotton
might be grown are anxious to become
independent of our speculators, and so
are organizing and holding out inducements
for the development of the cotton
raising industry. The British, the
French, the Germans, the Belgians
and others own lands in Africa, and
fhnv Hqva 1\oon * qattid +4ma nrco r??
izing to produce cotton.
"They know," said Secretary Wilson,
"that we are training scientists
here to study the cotton plant, and
they have been anxious to get our
high-class men over there to organize
for them. The United States sent $8,000,000
to Egypt last year to pay for
long staple Egyptian cotton. The department
of agriculture is trying to
grow as good a staple at home by hybridizing
and creating new varletlea
The secretary of agriculture for Egypt
paid me a visit not long ago and said
that with the irrigation of enlarged
areas along the Nile valley growing
out of the completion of the great
dam, the production of Egypt would be
greatly Increased. They pay fifteen
cents a day for labor there. There is
a breed of cattle which does all the
work , and stands the heat better than
mules. Those European nations owning
territory In Africa have been coming
to our southern states and engag
Ing expert Negro labor to go over
there and organize the natives.
"Twelve-cent cotton In the United
States is a great encouragement to all
those people to increase their output.
The nations in Asia are doing everything
to increase., the cotton production
to become independent of us.
There has been a feeling for some
time that it wouI<H>e wiser for us to
grow more cotton, but gambling operations
this summer had the immediate
effect of stimulating efforts for increased
production."
The secretary said that every effort
is being made by the department of
agriculture to help the cotton growers
of the southern states to a better system
of agriculture, through which a
larger yield of cotton can be had, but
that Increased output necessarily would
come slowly. The United States had
not been increasing its output for several
years; the Texas crop having suffered
considerably last year on account
of the ravages of the cotton boll wee
vi!. Mr. Wilson said me prospeci 01
the present crop had nothing whatever
to do with the operations of the
speculators. The shortage of raw
cotton to the manufacturer, he declared,
is not due to shortage in the
c:op, but to the fact that the corner
in cotton has put the price of the raw
material to a point where the manufacturer
cannot profitably use It. The
producer has not profited by these
high prices, as the cotton practically
is all out of his hands. '
In conclusion, Secretary Wilson saia
he saw no prospect of relief for the
workingmen who are thrown out of
employment by the mills closing down,
because of the scarcity of raw cotton,
until the corner in cotton bursts, and
the price of the raw material Is reduced.
The new crop of cotton will
soon begin to come in.
"Of course," he said, "the corner
can continue if the gamblers have
enough money to buy in the new crop."
An Unfinished Life.
I feel in myself the future life. I
am like a forest which has been more
than once cut down. The new
shoots are stronger and livelier than
ever. I am rising, I know, towards the
sky. The sunshine is on my head.
The earth gives me its generous sap,
but heaven lights me with the reflection
of unknown worlds. *
Vmi sav the soul is nothing but the
resultant of bodily powers. Why then,
Is my soul the more luminous when n<y
bodily powers begin to fail? Winter
is on my head, and eternal spring in
my heart. Then I breathe at this nour
the fragrance of the lilacs, the violets,
and the roses as at twenty years. The
nearer I approach the end, the plainer
I hear around me the immortal symphonies
of the worlds which invite me.
It is marvelous, yet simple. It is a
fairy tale and it is history. For half
a century I have been writing my
thoughts in prose, verse, history, philosophy,
drama, romance, tradition,
satire, ode, song?I have tried all. But
I feel that I have not said the thousandth
part that is in me. When I go
down to the grave I can say, like so
many others, "I have finished my day's
| work," but I cannot say, "I have fin
ished my life." My day's worn win uegin
again the next morning. The tomb
is not a blind alley. It is a thoroughfare.
It closes in the twilight to open
with the dawn.
I improve every hour because I love
this world as my fatherland. My work
is only beginning. My monument is
hardly above its foundation. I would
be glad to see it mounting forever.
The thirst for the infinite proves infinity.?Victor
Hugo.
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