Jrumorows department. Sometimes Happens. The weary city man wandered back to his boyhood home after almost a half century of happiness. He took great delight in talking over the old days with the people. "What ever became of Percy Pierce?" he asked of the grizzled old village blacksmith. "The little red-headed feller that was always playin' hooky?" "Yes." "Gone t' congress." "And how did Jack Turner do?" "Little Jack that wuz alius flshin'when he should a been studyin'?" "Yes." "One of our jedges of the supreme court." "Of course you remember Tim Hooley, the freckled boy who was always pulling the wings off of flies and shooting birds. What has become of him?" "Tim's president of the state society .fur preventin' cruelty t' animals." "Remember Walt Webster, the boy who could recite 'Spartacus to the Gladiators' and 'the Seminole's Defiance' with such dramatic effect that your hair fairly stood on end?" "Feller that alius took the prize for oratin'?" "Tea" "He's brakin' on a passenger train between Stub Junction and Cohasset" "I suppose Tommie Timson is one of the big men of the state now?" A*? ,iA.A' ? + Vt r? +' TIT 11 T "You mean me mitt: imci u?m ??. alius too busy studyln' t' Jlne our Sam s?" "Yes." "Driv' i' delivery wagon fr Sells, the grocer." "T; cie was one boy in school whose -ame I can't recall. He was the ?voret boy in the whole lot. Wouldn't study; always fighting; could cheat better at marbles than any other boy and none of us dare trade knives with him." "You mean Sam Swiggiers, don't you?" "Yes, Sam Swiggers. What become of him?" "Sam's in politics and dead sure o' bein' elected governor next trip." "And what became of Skinny Hogan, the laziest boy in school?" "He's gettin' $4,000 a year pitchin' fr a baseball club back east." "Good for .Skinny! And, of course, Billy Boles made a success in life?" "You mean that little fellow that alius kept himself thin workin' so hard fr an eddication?" "Yes." "He's preachin' over in Slimville an' gettln' $360 a year, when everybody pays up."?Exchange. Over the Phone.?The telephone Is a great institution. It Is also an institution productive of some very, great shocks. Last week two North Baltimore matrons were exchanging confidences over the phone. Mrs. B. was in trouble, and she was telling her grievances to Mrs. C. "You know," she said, "I really don't care for my sister-in-law s'o very much, and I can't bear children. But I can't help it if she says she's coming and will bring the little dears," in a highly sarcastic* tone. "I must make the best of It. I know I'll have nervous prostration at the close of her visit, however." "I certainly do sympathize with you. How many children has she?" Then there was a slight whirr, after which the answer came: "Six hundred and thirty-three is the number. I'm sure I don't know what to do. My husband says he Is sure I will like It. I always admire hardwood trimmings." "But what about your sister-in-law? I don't understand." "Why, didn't you know my sisterin-law died last January? I thought you were at the funeral. I am telling you about the new house Jack wants to rent." "But aren't you Mrs. B?" "No; I'm Mrs. D. Isn't this moth?" "No; I'm not your mother! The idea! That exchange is too stupid. I shall get Tom to complain or tne Dau service we are getting." And she rung off, and went to call on Mrs. B. to hear the true story of the sister-in-law and her children.? Baltimore American. Where Religion Is Cheap.?The Reverend Kinnard Brice sat upon the roadside and gazed at his feet. They were large and substantial, but very tired and quite incapable of adding another mile to the many they had already traveled that day, yet tramp they must to reach their destination. He looked furtively about; apparently he was alone. From his trousers pocket he drew a flat, black bottle, which he applied to his lips; his air as he replaced the cork was somewhat more genial. "I done preach down tuh de Buck las' night fuh de mattah o' ten cents," he soliloquized, "an' I done preach ovah in Noo Jahsey all summah fuh de mattah o* seventy-five cents. Reckon dey's some folks gits dey *ligion pow'ful cheap."?Ella Middleton Tybout, in June Lippincott's. Landlord Cleveland.?Ex-President Cleveland, who is living at Princeton, owns a house in the neighborhood which he leases to a university professor, a friend of his, for a very moderate rental. The spring rains have been unusually heavy of late, and the professor's cellar is frequently inundated, greatly to his annoyance. Having found upon investigation, that a defect in the construction of the wall was responsible for the trouble, he called upon his eminent landlord to register a protest. ?? r* loi'fklo " Vi a nAmrvlnlnarl AUI i V/it? ^IUIIU, tic eviu^iuiueu, . "my cellar is full of water." "Well," rejoined the ex-president, "what do you expect for the rent you pa y?ch a m pagn e ?" XS~ Did the dentist hurt you much, Elsie?" asked her mother, solicitously "Yes, mama," replied the small girl, "but he was .very nice every time he did." "Very nice? How do you mean?" "Why, he always said 'Ouch' before I could."?Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. ?jft wltetuottis leading. FROM CONTEMPORARIES. News and Comment That la of Mora or Less Local Interest. YORK. Rock Hill Herald, June 3: Mrs. S. E. Campbell, aged 74 years, died Sunday at the home of her son-in-law, D. j L. Evans, of bronchial trouble of wnicn she has been afflicted for some time past. Monday the remains were interred in the Rowell burial ground in Bethesda township, funeral ' services being conducted by Rev. W. Arlal. Three daughters survive,' Mrs. Sam Roach, Mrs. John Campbell and Mrs. D. L. Evans Constable J. B. Conner was in the city Sunday morning having in custody two colored men who were arrested in Fort Mill Sunday and who were wanted by the Lancaster authorities for breach of contract He said that the late rains had been general over that county and that Friday and Saturday of last week, Mr. James Bailey had 35 plows standing, the ground being too wet to plow State Constables J. T. Thomasson and H. B. Howie made a trip Saturday in the vicinity of the works of the Catawba Power company, and captured three gallons of blind tiger whisky. The booze was in the possession of Milus and Will Barron, both colored. The A. R. P. church at Edgmoor | was taxed to its full seating capacity last Sunday, the occasion being the ^annual sermon by Rev. Lee Oates, of Hickory wove, to winow umy, Woodmen of the World of that place. Several neighboring lodges were well represented, having been Invited to attend and participate In the services. Miss Frankie Walker presided at the organ, the choir rendering sweet and appropriate music. The speaker's text was from Galatians, sixth .chapter and third verse, "Bear Ye One #Another's Burdens." It was a timely and well delivered discourse and the speaker held the undivided attention of his hearers from beginning, to end. At the conclusion of the service, Rev. L. T. Pressly, the beloved pastor, in well chosen words extended thanks to Rev. Mr. Oates for his able effort and also extended a hearty welcome to the many strangers present stating that the church at Edgmoor was not only open that day, but all the time to strangers as well as visitors.... *. The barn of E. W. Hall was destroyed by fire Monday morning at 1 o'clock. The flre originated in the crib and made great headway, the building having a lot of corn, peas, peavines, hay, fodder and other roughness in it. A surrey which was in the same building was also destroyed. The l^ss is partly covered by insurance. CHESTER. Lantern, June 2: The Rev. J. P. Knox, of Columbia, will preach at the A. R. P. church next Sunday. The pastor, Rev. J. S. Moflfatt, will be in Due West, preaching the baccalaureate sermon before the graduating classes of Ersklne and the Female college W. A. Barber, Esq., and little daughter Mary, of New York, are down for awhile... .Miss Helen Marshall has received her diploma as a trained nurse in New York. Not only that; she stood at the head of her class. She was offered positions In two hospitals, but she preferred work (Aered her by private families at better pay....Last Saturday about noon the startling announcement was made that the Rev. J. C. Stoll was dead. Mr. Stoll had been out In his garden and after coming In, sat in the piazza and read a newspaper. He then lay down on a lounge, and when called to dinner said that he did not feel like eating. When his daughter went to him a little later, she found him dying. Dr. Cox, who lives near, quickly answered a summons, but found him dead Mrs. J. W. Means found In her yard yesterday two roses of entirely different color on the same bush, the immediate stems of the two coming out from the same joint on the stalk. One is pink, with the extremities of the petals very light. The oth er rose is uniformly dark red, with velvety appearance. Both are healthy and perfect formed specimens. This caper needs an explanation, which we trust some one will furnish. LANCASTER. Ledger, June 3: As a result of the investigation by Sheriff Hunter Into the recent killing of Ben F. Blackmon by Sandy Evans, considerable light is being thrown on the matter, and evidence now in the hands of the sheriff makes it highly probable that the killing occurred under quite different circumstances from those related by the defendant at the time of his surrender. The developments promise to be startling The new board of trustees of the Lancaster graded schools organized Monday. Maj. B. F. Miller was elected chairman and Maj. C. T. Conners, secretary and treasurer Only nine of the seventeen applicants for teachers certificates passed at the recent examination held here. Certificates were awarded to the following: Miss Mattie Massey, J. C. Massey, J. C. Craig, Thomas O. Steele, Wm. Duncan, Oscar Adams, Jefferson Walters, Miss Maggie Walker. Only one colored applicant passed the examination and received a certificate, viz: Mary McDonald Mr. D. Reece Williams, of this place, was one of the thirteen graduates, of the S. C. college, admitted by the supreme court last Tuesday to practice law in the courts of this state The following are the petit jurors for the June term of circuit court, which convenes Monday week, the 15th instant, Judge J. C. Klugh, presiding: Jno. A. McAteer, W. H. Shute, W. T. Ballard, H. S. Plyler, M. V. Hinson, G. W. Pitman, J. F. Gardner, W. H. R. Barton, J. P. C. Caskey, R. J. Mcllwain, E. C. Secrest, J. Davis Flynn, J. C. V/reiianaw, w. n. uramn, m. tjrimin, J. H. Therrell, S. T. Blackmon, R. W. Marshall, Lewis M. Horton, J. A. Culp, W. R. Williams, Jno. S. Riddle, E. M. Hinson, B. F. Adams, E. D. Bowers, M. W. Scarboro, M. S. Witherspoon, W. S. Hammond, R. L. Baskins, V. D. Estridge, J. Roy Cunningham, A. M. L. Hallman, W. L. Adams, Chalmers B. Horton. H. D. Thompson. David Yarborough. Salutino the Quarter Deck.? Some customs of our royal navy appear very strange to outsiders. One such Is that of saluting the quarter deck. Everyone who comes over the gangway or on the quarter deck Is order ed In the "King's regulations" to make the naval salute?that Is to say, the right hand, with the thumb and finger close together, has to be brought up smartly to the hat, the thump being In line with the outer edge of the right eyebrow, and the palm of the hand Inclined to the left. The reason of the salute is this: The king is supposed to be upon the quarter deck or an nis snips, anu neuce it is a mark of salutation to him. The ordinary blue jacket is not supposed to stand or walk upon this "holy of holies" except on duty. On all other occasions he has to cross it at the double.?London Tit-Bits. MARCONIS OF AFRICA. Basutos Got Boer War News by a System of Wireless Telegraphy. Marconi's system of wireless telegraphy has a rival, which is already centuries old, and was in operation long before Franklin drew the electric spark from the clouds down a kite string or before Morse devised his system of dots and dashes over the electric wires. The Rev. C. A. Rideout, a missionary of the African Methodist Episcopal church of America, who returned to this city lately on furlough after four years' labor among the native tribes of South Africa in the territory lying west of Natal, described this remarkable system of wireless communication to the writer. "Shortly after I began work among the subjects of King Lerothrodi, the hereditary ruler of the Basutos, I discovered that they had a system where by the villages couia communicate with each other, used in times of peace to convey messages from one chief to another, and frequently to the monarch himself, and in times of war to transmit the intelligence of victories and defeats. In every village there is a class who are utilized as scouts. Among these guards there are always two or three men trained to the use of the gourd drum. "A large gourd such as those grown in many parts of the United States is hollowed out and thoroughly dried. Then kid's skin, stretched out and dried by a native process, which makes it as hard and thin as parchment, is stretched across the hollow of the gourd. It is beaten with a padded drumstick, and gives forth a sound which can be heard distinctly at a distance of from five to eight miles. The Basuto country is mountainous, and the villages lie along the mountain sides and in little valleys or glens, seldom being at a high elevation. "The guard who hag been trained to the use of the signal code?which is practically an African Morse alphabet ?beats the message on his drum in the open air, and the sound is carried au- -?~ ?-a 4-\* ~ at'iuso uic vtuic^u aiiu gicno iu tuc next village, where It is interpreted by another guard. There is always a guard on duty ready to receive these messages. He can tell at once whether the message is for his chief or the head man of his village, in which case he goes to the head man's hut and makes the communication verbally. If, however, the message is for a distant part, he repeats it on his gourd, and so it is carried from village to village, with very little loss of time, until it reaches the person for whom it is Intended. "I was granted the privilege by King Lerothrodi of using his gourd telegraph system to send any message to our other workers whenever I wished and often availed myself of it. It is not considered necessary to report back the message to the sender. It is simply carried along from gourd to gourd, and I don't know of a single instance where it failed to reach its destination properly. "During the war between the .British and the Boers we who were hundreds of miles distant from the scene of hostilities got all the news- with surprising rapidity. We knew every victory and every reverse which took place In the Oranira TTVoo fitataa ond tVit. TrflnR. vaal, and I have known of several Instances where the news came by the gourd air line hours ahead of-the message by field telegraph. You can readily understand how this surprised the military officers. "The same system Is common to many of the African tribes, and the secret is always confined to the few trained men in each village, who are chosen for their fidelity to the head man or chief. Who first devised this system nobody seems to know. It has been In use for centuries. Among the Pondos, the Tembis, and the Bechua nas, whose tribes I visited in connection with my work in Africa, I frequently observed the gourd communication in operation. The drummer receives the orders from the head man to send a certain message, and he goes out, and in a few minutes he can be heard pounding out on the gourd short taps, long taps, and taps in little groups, taps with pauses between, and taps close together, like the roll of a drum. "There appears to be no difficulty in sending any kind of message by the code, and it was just as easy for the operator, comparatively, as it would be for the man who sits at the key in a telegraph office. I have known of messages being sent nearly one thousand miles."?Kansas City Star. "There are but few persons who know how to walk up stairs properly," said a well-known physician. "Usually, a person will tread on the ball of his foot in taking each step, springing himself up to the next step. This is very tiresome ana wearing on tne muscles, as It throws the entire suspended weight of the body on the muscles of the legs and feet. You should, in walking or climbing stairs, seek for the most equal distribution of the body's weight possible. In ^walking up stairs your feet should be placed squarely down on the step, heel and all, and then the work should be performed slowly and deliberately. In this way there Is no strain upon any particular muscle, but each one is doing Its duty In a natural manner. The man who goes up-stairs with a springing step you may be sure is no philosopher; or, at least his reasoning has not been directed to that subject." OFFICE HIGH; 8ALARY LOW. Little Pay the Rule With the Lieutenant Governors of Most States. The lieutenant governor of Missouri resigned recently under suspicion of boodling. The lieutenant governor of Missouri receives $1,000 a year for his services and $7 a day additional during the period when the legislature is in session. But as the session is limited to seventy days the maximum compensation of the lieutenant governor is $1,490 a year. The lieutenant governor of Iowa re ceives $1,100 a year for his services, and he gets It only In the alternate years when the legislature meets. As he Is elected for two years he practically receives $560 a year?the salary of a New York city clerk. The lieutenant governor of Mississippi Is paid even less. He gets I $500 a year, except when there Is a | special session of the legislature at Jackson, when he is paid $3 a day extra. Such special sessions in Mississippi are rare, and they don't last long. The lieutenant governor of Arkansas gets no regular salary. He is employed so to speak, on the waiting list, receiving $10 a day as compensation for those days in which he actually works: ' The constitution of Arkansas limits the session of the legislature to sixty days, so the pay of the lieutenant governor cannot be more than $600, but he is docked $10 for each day he is absent from Little Reck. The lieutenant governor of California receives the same pay as the lieutenant governor of Arkansas, but as a special concession he gets $10 a day while the legislature Is in session whether or not he is In attendance. Georgia has no lieutenant governor. Neither has Florida. The lieutenant governor of Alabama receives $1,800 a year; of Louisiana $1,500; of Indiana $1,000; of Kansas $700 and $6 a day additional during the session of the legislature, which meets once in two years for fifty days. The lieutenant governor of Ohio, who holds also the post of land officer, receives $800; the lieutenant governor of Nebraska, $600; of Rhode Island $500, and of South Carolina $400. The lieutenant governor of Texas gets $5 a day when the legislature is in session, and of Michigan $3. The lieutenant governor of Illinois receives $>,000 and of Delaware $5 a day?limited to $300 a year, if he presides over the Dover senate for sixty days. The lieutenant governor of Connecticut gets $500; of Maine $1,500; of Nevada $1,800, and of North Carolina, I $6 a day during the session of the leg j islature. There are no lieutenant governors j of Oregon, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Tennessee, Utah, West Virginia and Washington. The lieutenant governor of Wyoming acts also as secretary of state and gets $2,000 a year for performing the duties of both offices. The lieutenant governor of Vermont gels $6 a day duriiig the session of the legislature and 60 per cent, of the fees paid to the insurance commissioner. There is no lieutenant governor of I ? lUufAnont cTAirni'nAr nf mui ) laiiu. x no iiouionaub gvivtuvi v* North Dakota receives $1,000 a year, of South Dakota $10 a day during the session of the legislature, limited to sixty days, and of Virginia $600. The only states which pay their lieutenant governors well are New York and Pennslyvanla, which pay $5,000 a year. The lieutenant governor of Massachusetts receives $2,000 a year.?Chicago News. THE COUNTRY OF THE KURDS. The Region Visited by throfound insight and uncorruptible Ighteousness. ? TVi q f aiir no hirua a pa ronflfnrm >d in the Kingdom of Christ and grow nto higher and happier relations. 6. That the outcome of all his work s to bring peace to the world, and In hese modern days we see pacific seniments growing. 7. That the saving knowledge of 5od is to become the means* of this miversal reign of peace. 8. That "v e may expect such a time :o come, even if we do not see the ligns of its speedy coming, for God las promised it. 9. That Christ becomes the most it tractive standard around which to 'ally mankind. 10. That a gospel thus designed for ? :he whole world must be carried to :he whole world by the followers of :he Messiah. PHOTOGRAPHY Ifl AST ART A ND It takes an artist to be a pho.CjLtographer. One who is not an artst doesn't stand much of a chance of naklng a success at photography. I lave given years of study to this es>ecial line and 1 can say with pride hat my work will compare favorably vlth that of any photographer in this lection. The best and most perfect photographs are the result of experience ind not experiments. I do all of my , leveloping, retouching and finishing, hereby obtaining the best possible i remits. is Far As Prices Are concerned, yoa need not worry rourself along that score. I know that ny prices are reasonable and you will igree with me when I tell you what hey are. I am also prepared to devel>p and print pictures taken with pockit cameras. If you have a Kodak or /ive or any other camera, and for any eason you can't develop and print four pictures, bring them to me at my rallery on West Liberty street. J. R. 8CHORB. CAROLINA & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY COMPANY. Schedule Effective June 7, 1903. Nertkbeert. Pusciger. Ilxet. Ex. Sun. Dally. ;j jv. Chester 9.00a.m. 8.00p.m. uV. Lowryville ... 9.18a.m. 8.28p.m. jY. McConnelss .. 9.28a.m. 8.48p.m. liV. Guthries 9.33a.m. 8.67p.m. liV. Yorkville 9.49a.m. 9.19p.m. L.V. Filbert 10.01a.m. 9.44p.m. . v. Clover 10.12a.m. 10.00p.m. liV. Bo wlin'gGreen. 10.20a.m. 10.24p.m. >. Gaatonia 10.38a.m. 12.30a.m. -.v. Lincolnton ...11.43a.m. 2.00a.m. jv. 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