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tumorous department.
The Decision Stood.?He stood before
the bar of justice. It was doubtless
his first appearance in the role of
defendant, but that there are other
bars was evidenced in his dishevelled
attire, his watery eyes and the obvious
trembling of his person. What is
known in the parlance of the "rounder"
as a "bracer" was the one thing
needful to establish the culprit's equanimity;
but refreshments are not found
behind the bar at which stood this
penitent and bedraggled victim of too
much "night before." The magistrate
regarded him with a pitying gaze.
"You are accused," he said, "of wandering
through the streets in a state
of beastly intoxication."
The prisoner nodded his head affirm iilt.AUf
UYXIJ
"It is charged by the officer that yo 1,
in a loud voice, proclaimed the fact
that you didn't intend returning to the
bosom of your family until the first
gleams of sunlight announced the advent
of another morning."
Again the defendant affirmed the
truth of the accusation.
"Have you anything to say in extenuation
of your offence?"
"Your honor," murmured the bedraggled
specimen, "I am a married man.
Yesterday my wife presented me with
a bouncing boy. I left the house,
and?"
"You thought you would celebrate the
happy occasion in a befitting manner.
You were unwise. But as it appears
customary for a man to observe the
occasion of his firstborn's appearance
in the manner which you selected. I am
inclined to be lenient with you. On
your promise not to repeat the offense.
I will discharge you with my congratulations."
"I thank your honor for your kindness
and the sentiments," replied the
defendant, "but your congratulations
are misplaced. It was not the first, but
the tenth."
"You are indeed worthy of commiseration,"
returned the judge. "Go
home, poor man, and be happy if you
can."?Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.
Same Advice to Both.?In passing
judgment in the cases of men arraigned
at the Central station on charges
of intoxication, Magistrate Cunningham,
although he frequently reverses
himself, offers to each offender some
sound advice.
Bill Jones, who had been found upon
the public highway minus the faculty
of navigation, was arraigned before
him.
"Married or single?" asked the magistrate.
"Single, sir," replied the shaking culprit.
"You ought to get married. If you
had a wife and family to occupy your
attention you would have no desire to
drink," said the magistrate. "I'll discharge
you; but I hope you'll give to
matrimony more thought than you have
to liquor."
John Smith, who had also been ar
rested for being intoxicated, was next
called.
"Married or single, John?" queried
the magistrate.
"Married, your honor," was the prisoner's
reply.
"Then you have no business getting
drunk. Drinking should be done by
single men who nave no family to require
their attention and cash. You
ought to have remained single, then
the damage you are doing would fall
upon you alone. Go home and think
it over."?Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.
Tearful Occasions.?Representative
DeGraffenried, of Texas, who is one ol
the best story tellers in the house, was
sitting at lunch yesterday when he
sampled some very warm horseradish.
The tears came into his eyes.
"That reminds me," he said to the
congressmen who were gathered
around the table, "of the man down in
my county who sampled tabasco sauce
for the first time. He filled a spoon
with a hot mixture and drank it.
His eyes at once filled with tears.
" 'What are you crying for,* asked
his companion.
" 'My mother is dead,' was the reply.
"A few minutes later he induced his
companion to try the tabasco. When
his friend's eyes became watery, he
asked him why he was crying.
" 'Because you did not die when your
mother did,' said the companion.' "?
Washington Post.
Corroboration.?"Yes," said the eminent
professor at a social gathering,
addressing his remarks to a small
? i? i?i
man iu wnuui ne uau uccn lanwuuwu.
"I Hatter myself that I rarely fail to
read a face correctly."
"So?" queried the small man.
"Yes. Now, there is a lady." continued
the professor, pointing to a 200pound
specimen of the fair sex, "the
lines of whose countenance are as clear
as print to me. The chin shows firmness
of disposition, amounting to obstinacy;
the pointed nose, a vicious
temperament: the capacious mouth,
volubility; the square chin denotes
trouble for those who oppose her
wishes; the eyes show a hardness of
heart '
"Wonderful, truly wonderful, professor,"
interrupted the small man.
"You evidently know something of
the lady, then?" said the professor.
"Sure," replied the small man; "she
is my wife."?Chicago Daily News.
Not a Crimper.?A belated traveler,
who was compelled to stay all night in
a backwoods cabin, says that soon after
the frugal supper of "sody biskits" and
fried "side meat," swimming in grease,
had been eaten, a tall, gaunt youth of
about 18 and an equally sallow and
gaunt girl of 17, both barefooted, took
their hats from wooden pegs in the wall
and prepared to go out, whereupon
their mother, taking her pipe from between
her yellow teeth, said reprovingly:
"Go 'long an' wash your feet, Levi,
you an' Loody both! Hain't you
'shamed to go off to an evenin' party
without washin' your feet?"
They obeyed, but as Levi took the
washpan from the bench by the door
he said, with a grumble:
"I'd 'bout as soon stay home from the
party as to have to fix up so for hit!"?
Detroit Free Press.
UttijsccUanroUiS Reading. ;
FROM CONTEMPORARIES.
Sfw? end Comment That la of More 1
or Leaa Local Interest.
YORK.
Rock Hill Herald. May 17: William
Sexton, an operative at the Victoria
Cotton mill, had a very painful and
hazardous experience last Tuesday afternoon.
He was perched on a ladder
while oiling some over-head machinery,
when the ladder slipped and fell with
Sexton, who received serious injuries,
his upper jawbone being broken, as (
well as two ribs and his collar bone. ,
Dr. J. E. Massey, Jr., was called and
flvAyl ?n man en that he
is now doing very well....Mrs. Elizabeth
Sturgis, perhaps the oldest person
in this county, died at the home of
her grand son-in-law, Mr. H. W. Blackwelder,
near the Catawba river bridge,
Wednesday morning, after an illness
extending over three months. Thursday
her remains were interred at the
Ebenezer cemetery, the funeral services
being conducted by the Rev. W. E.
Thayer, of the Baptist church, of which
she had been a member for more than
three-quarters of a century. The deceased
was a daughter of Dr. Hemphill,
of this county. She was born in
Ebenezer either in the year 1800 or 1801,
and lived in that township all the years
of her long life. She was twice married.
Her first husband was Dempsey
Gauldin, and after his death she married
George Sturgis. She had several
children, and her descendants have
multiplied so that at the time of her
death she had numerous grand-children
and great grandchildren as well
as 13 great-great-grandchildren. She
was a woman of Intelligence, with remarkable
memory of people who lived
and incidents that occurred in the long
ago. She possessed a rich store of local
history, but unfortunately it has gone
down into the grave with her. One of
her brothers was a soldier In the war
of 1812, and she remembered well the
uuy ue Mim tuners in ine rieignuornuuu
left home and the excitement their
departure occasioned. Her death removes
the oldest landmark in all this
section Mrs. Maggie Allen, wife
of Mr. J. F. Allen, and daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. John Strait, died at her home
near Smith's Turnout, Tuesday afternoon,
after a very brief illness. Mrs.
Allen was about 25 years of age and
leaves, besides her husband, two children,
the youngest being two months
old. The funeral services were conducted
by Rev. J. K. Hall, of Guthriesville,
"Wednesday, after which the remains
were interred in the old Fishing
Creek cemetery. Mrs. Allen was a
good Christian lady, and was held in
high esteem by her numerous friends.
The first step toward locating the
proposed new road leading northward
from Rock Hill was taken Wednesday,
when the route was surveyed by Mr.
W. W. Miller by direction of the county
commissioners. The proposed road is
by the route mentioned in The Herald
three weeks ago, viz: From a point
near the Berry house in the northern
part of town to the Matthews mill,
thence to a point about a mile east of'
the Dutchman creek bridge, where the
creek will be crossed, thence to the
Neely's ferry road near the India Hook
school house. Mr. Gordon accompanied
Mr. Miller and he says the route is altogether
practicable The building of
this road will satisfy the India Hook
people as well as many of the Rock
Hill people Mrs. Walter Miller and
baby went to Yorkville Thursday afternoon
to visit relatives Miss Lizzie
Hunter, of Yorkville, spent a few days
this week at the home of Major A. H.
White Miss Mamie McConnell, of
Yorkville, who has been visiting at the
home of her cousin, Mrs. W. H. Sandifer,
in the county, is spending a few
days in the city with Miss Alta Fewell.
A meeting of Bethel Presbytery
will be held in Rock Hill on Saturday,
May 31st, to receive the Rev. Walter
L. Lingle into the presbytery, and
the next day, June 1st, Mr. Lingle will
be installed pastor of the First Presbyterian
church of this city. Mr. Lingle
is expected to arrive with his family
on the 29th or 30th Mrs. Rhoda Ferguson,
of Yorkville. arrived in the city
Thursday night from Charleston, and
is visiting Mrs. Less Sossaman.
CHESTER.
Lantern, May 16: On Saturday night,
about 10 o'clock, as Mr. W. R. Nail
was returning from his store, he had
some very unpleasant experience with
two Negroes. The lights were not on
and it was very dark. As he was making
his way along Saluda street, at
the vacant lot near the Methodist
church, two Negroes were standing on
either side of the sidewalk, very suspicious
looking and not saying a word.
Air. i\an oian t nave anything to protect
himself with except a pair of
scissors and a small pocket knife. As
he walked between the Negroes they
seemingly made at him and he turned
defiantly and closed his scissors which
sounded like a pistol snapping, and this
is the only thing. Mr. Nail thinks, that
saved him. When he had gotten opposite
Colonel Atkinson's, the Negroes
again had taken up the same position,
but he walked on by them as if he did
not notice them, and then the Negroes
turned and went back. There is no
doubt that the object of these fellows
was robbery. Such experiences are not
pleasant to any one. Would that we
could be rid of such worthless deadbeats
whose only desire is to live without
working. Only Wednesday night,
Mr. Samuel was relieved of more than
$75, and it seems that the robbers are
growing more bold when they attack
a man on the streets, right in a thickly
settled part of the city. There are too
many loafers anyway, and if wo were
rid of them we would be relieved of a
great nuisance The jury was drawn
Wednesd y for the condemnatory proceedings
on the part of the Manetta
railroad company vs. T. N. Whitesides
and W. L. Roddey. W. B. Wilson, Esq.,
was in the city Wednesday to arrange
a date for the trial, but it could not be
agreed upon as Mr. Glenn was absent
and Mr. McFadden was sick....Mr. J.
J. Wylie says that Mr. J. M. Caldwell
has the prettiest cotton he has seen
this spring. It is all chopped through
ami has been plowed the second time.
He also says that Mr. L. K. Sigmon has
the best wheat in the county. Some
traveling man passed through the i
neighborhood and said that Mr. Sigmon's
wneat beats any that he has seen.
Mr. Wylie thinks that the prospects
for good crops this year are very favorable.
Corn and cotton, generally,
are a good stand Mr. S. T. Weir, of
Avon, was telling us yesterday about
the rain storm In his neighborhood
Wednesday afternoon. A very heavy
rain fell and also some hail; but the
hail was small and did little damage
to crops. The streams were swollen.
Lightning killed a mule on the Clowney
place near Avon. Two colored men
were plowing and had unhitched and
were just ready to start from the field
when a stroke of lightning -Killed one
of the mules, shocking the men and the
other mule. The man was getting on
the mule when It was struck. He was
knocked senseless and hasn't been able
to speak since; but it is thought he will
recover. The colored people living
nearby made their way to the victim
and a little child endeavored to follow,
but fell into a gutter which was filled
with water, and was washed away.
Efforts to find the body were suspended
until yesterday morning. It had
not been found when Mr. Weir left
home yesterday morning. A heavy
shower of hail fell in the neighborhool
of Halsellville the same evening and
some damage was done to the small
crops Mr. J. M. Fudge returned
from his western trip Tuesday night.
He is loud in the praise of what he saw
and heard of. The west is truly a land
flowing with milk and money, but even
that could not induce Mr. Fudge to
forsake his native Carolina, and money
could not influence him to leave her
soil and become a citizen of a "strange
land." 'He says that he had lust as
lovely a time as a man can have. He
did not remain in Dallas more than 24
hours. He was on the go soon after he
arrived in tnat crowded city. Very little
of his time was spent attending the
sessions of the veterans. He visited
points in Texas, Arkansas and Alabama,
where his son, Mr. Walter, is
teaching school. His school is out now
and he has been re-elected for another
term. Mr. Fudge thinks that Monticello,
Ark., is the garden spot of the
world. He visited his nephew, Mr. J. J.
McCloy, whose parents went from this
country. Mr. McCloy is a merchant,
and has made quite a fortune merchandising.
Mr. Fudge has a beautiful
knife which he prizes very highly, it
being a present from Mr. McCloy. Mr.
Fudge says that if he is living and not
sick he is going to the New Orleans reunion
in 1903.
GASTON.
Gastonia Gazette, May 15: Mr. Arthur
R. Caldwell, an operative at the
Avon, died Monday afternoon about 3
o'clock at the age of 18. He was a son
of Mrs. Laura D. Caldwell and had
been confined to his room for some
time. Several months ago he had a
severe attack of pneumonia from the
effects of which he never recovered.
His body was taken to Hickory Grove,
Tuesday, for burial, the funeral being
conducted by Rev. B. L. Hoke, of McMcAdenvllle
At the stockholders'
meeting Wednesday of the Cherokee
Palls Manufacturing company, a dividend
of five per cent, was declared.
A dividend of three per cent, was declared
by the mill last February, which
with that declared this week, brings
the total annual dividend up to 8 per
cent. Most of this five per cent, dividend
was earned during the past five
months, and while spinning high-priced
cotton a part of the time. We are gratified
to publish this good record of the
Cherokee Falls company, and hope that
good fortune generally may attend the
cotton mills this year Mr. William
Weaver, a young man about 25 years
old, and a son of Mr. J. W. Weaver,
who lives at the Trenton, was arrested
Wednesday afternoon on a peace warrant
sworn out by his father, and was
tried before Esquire A. B. Anders at
the city hall. On the testimony of the
father that he had several times threatened
to kill his mother and was accustomed
to curse and otherwise abuse
other members of the family, he was
placed under a bond of $25 and committed
to jail by Sheriff Armstrong.
The action of the young man in the
court room and at the jail door, where
he endeavored to get away from the of
fleers, seemed to indicate that he is the
victim of mental aberation.
TO TEACH COURTSHIP.
A CoIIpkv of Lovemnklner In the Very
Newest Out.
Hereafter when a young man throws
himself at the feet of a young woman
and pleads in ardent terms the depth?
of his love he may be asked to show
his certificate, says the Chicago Tribune.
Lovemaking is to be elevated
to the plane of the science. A college
has been established at Atwood, Tenn..
where degrees will be conferred, and if
in the future you note D. L. after a
name, you will know the person bearing
it has been a student there. The
letters D. L. stand for Doctor of Love,
and that is what Prof. T. J. Prooks,
who has established the school, proposes
to make of all those who enroll
their names on his roster.
The unique seat of love training is
known as the College of Courtship.
The aim of the founder is to help all
those whose amatory education has
been neglected. He has surrounded
himself with a corps of competent instructors
and is ready for the spring
rush.
Students in the College of Courtship
will be taken through several degrees
before they become Doctors of Love.
The college course is to consist of four
it-rrns. i ney win oe an elective course
for the degree of Bachelor of Hearts,
to consist of three terms, as well as a
post-graduate course for the degree
of Experienced Benedict.
In the freshmen term the studies,
which are mostly non-elective, will consist
of recitations and lectures upon
meteorology, language, tokens, diagnoses.
driving with one hand?including
the choice of a horse?botany, deportment,
finance?as applied to candy,
flowers and theatre tickets?the management
of gas jets and the control of
clocks.
During the second term the students
will take up the art of salutation, style
In letter writing, engagement rings,
the management of younger brothers,
the danger of the tintype and the law
of breach of promise. During this
term, too, attention will be paid to
general outdoor work, and there will
be moonlight excursions and visits of
observation to the parks.
In the senior year the prescribed
studies will follow the same general
line, but in addition each student will
be required to show familiarity with
his or her studies and must be able to
satisfy the examiners in the three subjects
of "ability to arouse interest, the
discouragement of rivalry and the art
of expressing affection." The degree
of Bachelor of Hearts will only be
granted when a student can bring forward
a girl who believes in him under
all circumstances, while the post-graduate
degree of Experimental Benedicts
will only be conferred upon graduates
of the college who, after a year of marriage,
can display certificates, signed
Dy meir wives malting amuavn nidi
they have never regretted their choice.
The plan cf the College of Courtship
is based on Prof. Brooks' belief that the
average young man does not know how
to make love to the average young woman
and that the young woman of today
does not understand the art of being
loved by the modern young man.
In his opinion the manifestation of
love, of tenderness, and of devotion
are matters which can be taught to
those whose bashfulness or lack of initiative
prevents them from seeking
their affinity in love. Spontaneity is
all very well for those who have it,
says Professor Brooks; but for those
who are without this accomplishment a
course of scientific lovemaking is the
best substitute.
The chief object of the faculty of
the College of Courtship will be to reduce
lovemaking to an exact science.
The matter has been so carefully studied
by the skilled psychologists attached
to the college that they are now
able to predicate, with mathematical
exactness, just what a girl will do
under certain circumstances and what
reply she will make to the preliminary
advances of a student of the opposite
sex who follows the prescribed course
in his lovemaking.
The faculty particularly wishes to
rid the nublic mind of certain set notions
concerning girls and their ways
which they believe to be erroneous.
PVir inotoriPB tViov wriQh the students.
early in their freshmen year, to abandon
the idea that the average girl
doesn't know her own mird for two
minutes together. Professor Brooks
says that as a result of only two
months' instruction at the College of
Courtship he is now able to exhibit
several giri students who can maintain
a decision for 30 minutes witnout winking
or drawing a fresh breath. He
hopes to be able to increase this period
of endurance to an hour later on.
Professor Brooks is equally proud of
another student of the same sex, who,
when asked her age, will tell it correctly,
instead of saying: "How old
do you think I am?" These two instances,
he says, afford valuable evidence
of the work that can be accomplished
by scientific instruction in the
preliminaries of lovemaklner.
The work of developing his ability
In both sexes Is begun early in the
freshman year, when lectures upon
"Languages" are delivered. The book
upon this subject was especially prepared
for the classes by Professor Addleit,
author of that well-known monograph
entitled "Studies In the Molar
Dentition of Ducks." The object of
the work is to provide a series of carefully
planned conversations, so that
students, while reciting their lessons
in pairs, will be enabled to make love
to one another in the proper, scientific
and collegiate way. Under the caption
of 'How to Make Love to a RedHeaded
Girl," for instance, the following
improving dialogue is given:
He?How beautiful your hair looks
with the sun upon it. It reminds me
of spun gold.
She?Do you really think so?
He?Of course, I do. I always liked
red hair.
She?Well I admire your eloquence!
Red, indeed. My hair is not red. It's
only red-brown. (She pulls a braid
over the forehead and shows it). Look
at that! Do you mean to call that red?
He (looking in her eyes)?I don't
see how I ever came to make such a
mistake. Of course it isn't red. It is
just the color of your eyes.
(Note to Student?If her eyes are
blue, omit preceding sentence and use
following:)
He (continuing)?And now that you
have lowered your eyes I see that
your hair is just the same as your
eyelashes and eyelids. Do you know
that it is rare?and pretty to see people
whose hair, eyes, eyebrows and
lashes are all the same color?
(Note to Student)?If her eyelashes
and eyebrows are red you are up
against it. Get another girl.)
She?Thank you.
He?I'll say "Thank you," too, if you
will give me a little bit of that hair.
She?Whatever for?
He?What does a man ever want a
girl's hair for?
She?Well, I don't always know. A
man asked me for a bit of my hair
once and I found out afterward he
wanted to make fishing flies out of it.
He?Well, he was wise. What fish
could resist taking that bait?
She?That's not had?for you! Next
time I have a pair of scissors I'll give
you a bait.
He?Well, here's your chance. (Produces
folding scissors.)
(She takes them and snips off a
small piece.)
She?Now, what good is that to you?
He?I'll wear it next to my heart.
(Note to Student?Be careful not to
put things into your hip pockets. It
spoils the object of the lesson.)
The succeeding steps of this particular
lesson carry the red-headed student
and her official suitor through an
interesting and ingenious course of
dialogue and tnen to a proposal and
acceptance. The careful use of this
text book, it is claimed, is calculated
to give assurance to even the most
bashful student. The lessons are so
arranged that every contingency, both
of complexion and disposition, are provided
for. The students who has made
conscientious progress through this
work will, in the opinion of the faculty,
be so well equipped with the reouisites
to scientific lovemaking that
he will have no difficulty in striking a
progressiveeonversation with any young
woman to which he may be attracted,
wnile a woman student who has been
through the book will find it easy to
make properly coy yet enticing replies
to any suitor who presents himself.
In all other points the instruction to
be given in scientific lovemaklng will
be equally thorough. The object of the
"College of Courtship" is to impart a
finished style to the lovemaking of its
students. No graduate of the institution,
for instance, will ever need to descend
to such subterfuges as saying,
"If you love me, squeeze my hand!"
He will know how to obtain an avowal
by methods that are less crude. Lessons
will be given, also, in language
of flowers and of stamps. These lectures
will be finished productions, having
nothing in common with "The rose
is red. the violets blue, pickles are
green?" and the rest of that rlduculous
and antiquated school. Modern
science demands better things in love,
says Professor Brooks, and it will be
the object of the institution to develop
in its pupils the highest grade of art
in lovemaking.
As far as possible the students will
be exercised without apparatus; but
members of the faculty have devised
several testing machines of such undoubted
value that they will be used
in the curiculum. One of the best of
these, devised by Professor Stringer,
is known as the "hug tester." It consists
of a dressmaker's dummy, to the
top of which is affixed a dial resembling
that used on a weighing machine.
By an ingenius arrangement of
springs attached to the waist of the
figures the exact value of a hug in
pounds avoirdupoise can be estimated
to a nicety. By its use Professor Stringer
hopes to develop to the proper extent
the arms of those "young men
whose hugs have hitherto lacked
strength, while at the same time the
machine will enable him to keep a
watch upon those muscular persons
who are unaware, perhaps, of the energy
they are employing. These will
be warned of their excess and will be
shown the proper amount of pressure
to exert. They will then be exercised
upon the machine until they are perfect
in the art. Professor Stringer
mentions the sad case of a young man
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upon being accepted by the young woman
to whom he was paying attention,
cracked three of her ribs in his
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Professor Stringer says the incident
affected him so much that he at once
set about the invention of a machine
which should obviate such accidents
in the future.
Professor Brooks says that the results
of his observation show that
there are 30,000,0u0 married people in
the United States. The majority of
these, says the founder of the College
of Courtship, are unhappy; they are
enduring the life rather than enjoying
it. This, he believes, Is a condition
which could be entirely prevented if
the 30,000,000 had been graduated from
his institution.
The College of Courtship at Atwood,
Tenn., is now open for the reception of
students, either for regular or postgraduate
course. The latter, necessarily,
is for married pi ople. It is designed
to show quarrelsome couples the
errors of their ways by causing them
to take a special course of instruction
in good temper. Professor Brooks says
he expects there will be a great demand
for the graduates of his college. Several
scholarships will be granted to
deserving young people who do not yet
know how to make love.
To OS-et a Good
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Ynrkvillft. S. C.
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EXTENSION RAILROAD CO.
Schedule Effective January 15,1902.
hetween
CAMDEN AND BLACKSBURG.
WEST. EAST.
I a.1 I KASTKRS I a?2 I 5U.
2nd 1st TIME. i*t 2nd
Class. Class. Class. Class.
Dally Dally
Except Dally. Dally. Except
Sunday _ STATIONS. Sunday
A.M. P.M. P.M. P.M.
8 20 12 10 Camden 3 50 6 50
9 20 12 45 .....Westvllle 3 17 6 00
10 50 1 06 Kershaw 2 42 5 30
11 20 1 40 Heath Hprings. 230 4 40
12 20 2 05 ....Lancaster.... 2 05 8 50
12 45 2 25 ....Riverside 1 45 3 10
2 45 2 40 Catawba J'c'n. 1 30 2 40
4 ( 0 3 00 ....Rock Hill... 1 10 1 15
4 40 3 18 Tirzah 12 50 10 45
5 20 3 30 Yorkvllle.... 12 35 10 20
5 45 3 45 Sharon 12 20 ? 40
0 C5 4 00 Hickory Grove 12 05 ? 10
(I 20 4 10 Smyrna 11 55 8 50
0 50 ; 4 28 ...Blacksburg... 11 35 8 20
P.M. 1 P.M. A.M. A.M.
20 minutes for dinner.
BETWEEN
BLACKSBURti, S. C., AND MARION, N. C.
WEST EAST.
11. S3. EASTERN 82. 12.
2nd 1st TIME. 1st 2nd
Class. Class. Class. Class.
Dally Dally
Except Dahy Dally Except
STATIONS.
A.M. P.M. A.M. P.M.
8 (0 4 48 ...Blncksburx... 11 30 6 45
8 20 5 05 Earls 11 15 6 25
8 :!0 5 12 Patterson Hpr'g 11 08 8 15
9 20 5 2> Shelby 10 58 fl 00
10 00 5 45 ....Latttmore 10 88 4 45
10 HO 5 55 ...Mooresboro.. 10 50 4 30
10 .50 6 05 Henrietta.... 10 20 4 10
11 20 6 22 ....Forest City... 10 05 3 45
11 45 6 37 Rutberfordton 9 50 3 20
12 30 7 05 .Thermal City. 9 20 2 45
12 55 7 20 ... Glenwood.... 9 00 2 20
1 20 7 35 Marlon 8 45 2 00
P. M. P. M. A. M. P. M.
GAFFNEY BRANCH.
WEST. CAST.
First Class. EASTERN First Class.
15. | 13. TIME. 14. | 16.
Dally Except Dally Except
Sunday. Sunday.
-;.rnnr STATIONS.
4 30 ' 8 50 ...Blacksburg... 11 20 6 10
4 50 9 10 Cherokee Falls 11 00 5 60
5 10 9 30 Gaffbey...... 10.40 5 30
P. M. A. M. A. *. P. K.
SOUTHBOUND CONNECTIONS.
At Marlon No. 32 connects with Southern
railway train No. 36, which arrives
at Marlon at 8.28 a. m., from
Chattanooga, Asheville and Intermediate
points.
At Blacksburg, No. 34 and No. 11 connect
with Southern railway train No.
36. which arrives at Blacksburg at
7.45 a. m., from Atlanta. Greenville,
Spartanburg and Intermediate points.
At Yorkville, No. 34 connects with C.
6 N.-W. train No. 70, which leaves
Yorkville at 10.48 a. m., for Gastonla,
Lenoir and intermediate points.
At Rock Hill, Nos. 32 and 34 connect
with Southern railway train No. 75,
which leaves Rock Hill at 3.30 p. m.,
for Chester, Columbia and intermediate
points.
At Catawba Junction, Nos. 32 and 34connect
with S. A. L. train. No. 32.
which passes Catawba Junction at
7.54 p. m., for Monroe and intermediate
points.
At Lancaster, Nos. 32 and 34 connect
with L. & C. train No. 16, which
leaves Lancaster at 4.45 p. m., for
Chester and intermediate points.
At Camden, with A. C. L., (N. W. of S.
C.), for Charleston, Sumter, Florence,
Darlington, Wilmington and intermediate
points. Train No. 68, which
leaves Camden at 4.15 p. m.
NORTHBOUND CONNECTIONS.
At Camden, with A. C. L., (N. W. of
, S. C.), No. 71, from Charleston, Florence,
Darlington, Wilmington, Sumter
and inter., diate points, which
arrives at Camden at 11.15 a. m.
With Southern train No. 77, from
Klngsville, which arrives at Camden
at 11.55 a. m.
At Lancaster, No. 33 connects at Lancaster
with L. & C. train No. 16, for
Chester and intermediate points.
At Catawba Junction, No. 33 and 35
connects with S. A. Ju. train, No. 32,
which leaves Catawba Junction at
7.45 p. m., for Monroe and intermediate
points.
At Rock Hill, Nos. 33 and 35 connect
at Rock Hill with Southern railway
train, No. 34, leaving Rock Hill at
8.2B n m fnr Phnrlotto nnfl nnlnt*
north.
At Blacksburg, No. 33 connects with
Southern railway trains Nos. 12, 4.38
p.; 38, at 7.05 p. m.; and 40, at
7.45 p. m., for points north. Nos. 33
and 35 connects with Southern railway
train No. 35, leaving Blacksburg
at 11.25 p. m., for points south.
At Marlon, No. 33 connects with Southern
railway train, No. 35. leaving
Marlon at 11.40 p. m., for Asheville,
Chattanooga and intermediate points.
Through car service without change between
Marlon and Charleston on
trains Nos. 32 and 33.
E. 11. SHAW, Gen. Pass. Agent.
The Enqnlrer Does Good uob Printing
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CAROLINA & NORTH-WESTERN
RAILWAY COMPANY.
Schedule Effective Nov, 24,1001.
Northbound. Passenger. Mixed.
Lv. Chester 6.25a.m. 8.50a.m.
Lv. Yorkville 7.30a.m. 10.48a.m.
Lv. Gastonia *9.05a.m. 1.20p.m.
Lv. Lincolnton.. ..10.09a.m. 2.55p.m.
Lv. Newton 10.54a.m. 4.43p.m.
Lv. Hickory 11.16a.m. 5.50p.m.
Lv. Cliffs *11.50a.m. *6.35p.m.
Ar. Lenoir 12.35p.m. 8.p.m.
Southbound. Passenger. Mixed.
Lv. Lenoir 2.10p.m. 5.30p.m.
Lv. Cliffs 2.54p.m. *7.20a.m.
Lv. Hickory 3.12p.m. 8.10a.m.
Lv. Newton 3.37p.m. 8.45a.m.
Lv. Lincolnton ... 4.22p.m. 10.09a.m.
Lv. Gastonia 5.27p.m. 1.20p.m.
Lv. Yorkville 6.32p.m. 3.18p.m.
Ar. Chester 7.48p.m. 5.20p.m.
Meal station.
CONNECTIONS.
Chester?Southern Ry., S. A. L., and L.
& <J.
Yorkvllle?S. C. & Ga. Extension.
Gastonia?Southern Ry.
Lincolnton?S. A. L.
Newton and Hickory?Southern Ry.
E. F. RJL'IL). G. P. Agent,
Chester. South Carolina.
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