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tumorous department.
Reasons For Tardiness.?Teachers
who requre written excuses for tardiness
from parents of pupils sometimes
receive very amusing notes. Here are
a few specimens from a number received
sometime ago: "Dear Sir, please
forgive Billy for lateness. I kneaded
him after breakfast." A second note
reads: "Please forgive Billy for tardiness.
I was mending his coat." The
third excuse goes more into details:
"Mister sir, my Jason had to be late
today. It is his oizness to milk our
cow. She kicked Jase in the back today
when he wasn't looking or thinkin'
of her actin'; so he thot his back was
broke, but it ain't. But it is black and
blue, and the pane kept him late. We
would git rid of that cow if we could.
This is the fourth time she kicked
Jase, but never kicked him late before.
So excuse him for me."
A girl absent for half a day brought
the following excuse: "Miss teacher?
My dotter's absents yesterday was unavoidable.
Her shoes had to be halfsoled
and she had a sore-throte. Her
konstitushun is delikit and if she is
absent any more you can knew that it
is on account of unavoiabel sickness
or something else." A boy absent for
half a day laid the following explanation
on his master's desk: "Dear sir,
please excuse Henry. He went to
grandpapa's funeral with me this forenoon.
I have been promising him for
several weeks that he might if he was
good, and he has been very good, so I
kept my word."?Evening Wisconsin.
Significance of a Name.?A Phlladelphian
who has just returned from
an extensive tour through the East,
tells a good story in which he was one
of the principals. He was one of a party
at a banquet tendered to the Maharajah
of Paiala, at which nearly 100
guests, representing nearly every
branch of Indian life, were present. As
special guest, he was seated on the left
of the Indian potentate. During the
meal he noticed that the latter partook
of some fine Cumberland ham, and
knowing that it was contrary to the
Indian caste rules to eat any portion
of a pig, he, without a thought, asked
high highness how it was that he was
eating ham. The Maharajah looked
at his plate, then turning around to
his body servant standing at the back
of his chair, said: "What am I eating?"
The servant instantly replied, "Mutton,
Sahib," and without referring to
the incident again the Maharajah conA.I
J Vln
uuutru mo invatt
After the banquet the Phlladelphian
related the incident to an Indian judge,
and the latter said: "If that servant
had said 'ham,' he would have been
headless before tomorrow morning."?
Philadelphia Telegram.
New Wat to Marry People.?An
elderly minister is fond of telling of a
"break" he once made at a double wedding
of two sisters. It was arranged
that the two couples should be married
with one ceremony, the two brides responding
at the same time and the
two bridgegrooms doing the same.
There had not been any previous rehearsal,
as the minister had come a
long distance and reached the church
but a few minutes before the time for
the ceremony.
All went Tyell until it came time for
the minister to say, ' And now I pronounce
you man and wife."
It suddenly became o"bvious to the
minister that the usual formula would
not do in the case of two men and two
wives, and he could not think of any
way of making "man" and "wife" plural
in the sentence. In his desperation
and confusion he lifted his hands
and said solemnly:
"And now I pronounce you, one and
all, husband wife!"?Lipplncott's Magazine.
=?* 'ReniihUpAns who are
OpcaAIUf, Vi. ? ? ?
trying to be protectionists and free
traders at the same time, Representative
Fordney of Michigan tells this
story, according to the Washington
Post:
"They are like an old root doctor
out in my district," he says, "who
went to see a man who was ill with
ague. He fixed up two classes of
medicine?one for fever and one for
.chills,' as he said to the man's wife.
" 'But,' she said, "they are both alike.
I saw you scrape the bark off that root
and put the same bark in each glass."
" 'But you did not notice how I did
it,' replied the doctor. 'For chills I
scraped the bark up the root, and that
makes it high-cockalorum. For fever
I scraped it down the root, and that
makes it low-cockalorum. Don't you
see?*
"And with this explanation," says
Mr. Fordney, "the good woman had to
be satisfied."
Sir Wilfred Lawson says that he
never received a knock-down till, espying
a laborer walking along with the
old, familiar black bottle protruding
from his pocket, he entered into conversation
with him, and pointed out
the misery which had resulted from
the bottle and earnestly exhorted the
man to flee from its contents, says the
Chicago Record-Herald.
The man was so overcome that ne
took out the receptacle and emptied
the liquor into the road.
Sir Wilfred's face beamed with
pleasure, and handing the man sixpence.
he said: "Take that: it will
buy you something better."
The man. to the disgust of Sir
Wilfred, entered a public house and
spent the sixpence in beer. The liquor
he had thrown away was cold tea.
Bridget and Pat were sitting in
an arm chair reading an article on
"The Law of Compensation."
"Just fancy." exclaimed Bridget:
"accordln* to this, win a mon loses
wan av 'is sinses another gits more
development. For instance, a bloind
mon gits more sinse av hearin' an'
touch, an?"
"Shure, an' it's quite thrue," answered
Pat.
"O'ive noticed it meself. When a
mon has wan leg shorter than the
other, begorra the other's longer."?
Philadelphia Times.
JHiscrllancous Reading.
FROM CONTEMPORARIES.
Sewi and Comment That la of More
or Leaa Local Interest.
YORK.
Rock Hill Herald, April 26: Carl, the
3-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. E. J.
Bell, who live on West Main street,
had a narrow escape last Tuesday
morning. After some scouring had
been done, a box containing concentrated
lye was left on a window sill, and
the baby, coming along neipea mmseu
to the contents, putting some into his
mouth, which he swallowed, and daubing
his face and hands with it. His
screams attracted the mother's, attention,
who at once sent for physicians,
Drs. Massey and Miller responding.
They treated the little fellow, with the
result that he is now much better, being
out of danger in so far as the stomach
is concerned. There is some fear,
however, lest there may yet be trouble
with the throat Allen Culp, colored,
was arrested Tuesday afternoon by
Policeman Langley, the officer having
been notified that he was wanted for
stealing some clothing at the dam.
The clothing, however, could not be
found, but on Allen's person a revolver
was discovered. He was taken before
Mayor Waters on the charge of
carrying a concealed weapon and sentenced
to pay a fine of $15 or serve 30
days on the chaingang. He is now
working out the days Solicitor J.
K. Henry visited the Edgmoor community
Monday and Tuesday for the
purpose of investigating the circumstances
in connection with the petition
sent to the governor asking for the
holding of a special term of court for
the trial of Green Blake, colored,
charged with an attempt to rape the
7-year-old daughter of Mr. Nolen. After
thorough investigation and conference
with the people of the community,
the solicitor decided not to recommend
the holding of a special term, the object
of the Negro not having been accomplished.
The decision of the solic
itor is accepted Dy me tuiniiiuiiii} ao
the wisest and best thing to be done.
Excitement has been allayed and there
is no suggestion that trial by due process
of law should be interferred with.
The printed announcement of the
course of study of the state summer
school will be issued soon. This will
be sent out to county and city superintendents
for distribution among the
teachers. Correspondence, whether for
admission to the school or to the dormitories,
will be with the office of the
state superintendent of education.
When the list of admitted students is
made up it will be forwarded to President
Johnson, who will assign rooms.
Application blanks will be furnished,
upon which the teachers will note the
courses which they wish to pursue,
and will pledge themselves to remain
through the entire four weeks, unless
Providentially prevented. "Floating
attendance" will not be permitted.
The crowding of the class rooms for a
part of the session tends to interfere
with the work and will be discouraged.
Last year 614 enrolled, and only 470
stayed through the examinations.
This year only about 500 will be admitted
and it is expected that practically
all will stay to the end. This
will be more satisfactory to instructors
and to students.
CHESTER.
Lantern, April 25: The direct telephone
line from Rock Hill has been
completed to Lewis Turnout and the
wire will ce stretched from here to
that place today, so that in a few days
we will have direct communication to
Rock Hill. This will be a great convenience
to both places. Mr. S. M.
Burdell's line has been temporarily
connected with the Rock Hill direct
line, and the service is all that could be
desired. We called up Editor Long of
the Gastonia News, yesterday and
could hear him talk easily enough.
Better connection to Gastonia is no
longer an uncertainty Constable
W. C. Hergpath has occasion to be
over the county a great deal, and he
says that wheat and oats are not looking
so well, though the prospects are
better now than it was at first thought
to be. He says that the farmers are
certainly taking advantage of the favorable
weather. There Is no idleness
in the country he says, and the ground
is being put in better condition than
for several years previous, and every
indication is that this will be a good
crop year. Corn is coming up right
along and in some places is large
enough to work A great many of
our readers will be interested in the
following special to The News and Observer,
from Mt. Olive, S. C., under
date of April 10th: Yesterday at 5
o'clock p. m., Mr. Henry W. Westbrook
and Miss Mattie Carr were married
at the residence of the bride's
sister, Mrs. J. O. Loftin, only close
relatives and friends being present.
The ceremony was performed by Rev.
Wm. Shaw, of Kenansviue, N. C., and
was followed by a reception at the
home of Mrs. J. O. Loftin It seems
that this spirit of unrest has taken
hold upon the Negroes of these parts
also. A while back 80 left a certain
neighborhood of this county for Arkansas,
and a good many more have
gone to Virginia to work for the American
Telephone company and to West
Virginia and other places to work on
the railroads, etc. So our York neighbors
are not alone in this matter, for
this spirit of restlessness has been prevalent
here also Mr, and Mrs. S.
M. Jones returned from their visit to
the Charleston exposition Tuesday
Mr. J. R. Culp, Jr., of Orange, Va.,
spent last night with his father. Colonel
J. R. Culp. He has been attending
court at Yorkville. being a witness on
a railroad case. He returned to his
home this morning; Messrs. J. R.
Thompson and Paul <J. McCorkle have
purchased 700 bales of cotton, damaged
by tire, from Macon, C?a., and they
have 32 or 33 hands at work out at the
Eureka mills picking out the damaged
cotton. They say that they have
a summer's job for their hands, but it
is presumed that the task will be completed
within three or four weeks
April 22, 1902, was the wedding day of
a pair of lovers, says a L.owrysville let
ter. The blushing bride of 18 was replaced
by the mother, grandmother
and great-grandmother who Is characterized
by no less energy than the
bride of 1852. The groom has passed
three score and ten, but still retains
tne quick perception and ability that
has rendered him indispensable to the
community in which he lives. His influence
for good has been felt farther
I than the circl? in which he most movand
had so near to his heart. It is
a timely tribute to be paid one who
may not be long numbered among the
living, our friend, Mr. J. L. Guy. By
10 o'clock the children, grandchildren
and great-grandchildren of Mr. and
Mrs. Guy had assembled at their country
home. All made merry and wished
others many happy returns of this
memorable occasion. The sound of the
dinner bell presented one of "ye olden
time" scenes. The table was sumptuously
spread witn delicacies that could
be gathered far and near, which lent
much to the festivity of the occasion.
Those partaking of their hospitality
were five sons, one daughter, four
daughters-in-law. eighteen grandchildren
and three great-grandchildren,
Rev. A. H. Atkins and Mrs. Atkins,
Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Guy, Mrs. H. Anderson,
Mrs. S. H. Hardin and son.
LANCASTER.
Ledger, April 26: At high noon,
Wednesday, April 24, 1902, the home of
Major J. M. Riddle, at this place, was
the scene of a beautiful home wedding.
His daughter, Mrs. Lula Riddle Rowell,
was married to Mr. Wm. H. Reed,.
Rev. J. M. Steadman officiating, and
using the impressive ring ceremony of
the Methodist church. The decorations
were not elaborate; but in elegant
taste. The wedding march was gracefully
rendered by Mrs. J. E. Poore,
who continued soft music during the
ceremony, increasing the volume while
congratulations were being extended.
Little Miss Jennie Beard Mackorell,
niece of the bride, attired in pure white
and looking as sweet as the white
lilacs she scattered along the way from
a satin lined basket, gracefully carried
in her left hand, preceded the couple
up the hallway into the parlor where
the nuptial vows were plighted. After
congratulations the bride and groom
led the way Into the dining room and
the next hour the many guests spent
in feasting and pleasant chat. Mr.
?A v*-o Boon ipft on the 2 o'clock
ailU XMl Oi AW.V.V* .v..
train for Charleston where they will
spend their honeymoon. Mr. Reed is
book-keeper for Williams-Hughes Co.,
and his upright life and many sterling
qualities make him well worthy of the
esteem in which he is held by all who
know him. The accomplished bride,
here in her native home, has been a
favorite from childhood. Her charms
of person, and heart have endeared her
to all who are fortunate in her acquaintance.
Admiring friends sent
many handsome bridal presents of silverware,
chinaware, pictures, etc
The Bethel presbytery met at Lowrysville
on the lGth Instant. The opening
sermon was preached by Rev. Mr.
Caldwell, of Heath Spring. Rev. W. J
B. Arrowood was elected moderator,
and R. F. Kirkpatrick clerk. Delegates
to the general assembly which!
convenes at Jackson, Miss., in May,
as follows: Revs. W. T. Hall and C.
G. Brown; Revs. R. M. Kirkpatrick
and J. T. Dendy, alternates. Elders:
Delegates, E. A. Crawford and D. L.
Coleman; alternates, J. A. Maxwell
and J. D. Harrison. Beersheba church
was selected for next place of meeting
and October 7th, 11 a. m., as the time.
Mr. R. J. Mackorell, of Yorkville,
came over Wednesday to attend the
marriage of his sister-in-law, Mrs.
Rowell, to Mr. Reed.
GASTON.
Gastonia Gazette, April 25: Mr. J. B.
F. Riddle and his daughter, Miss Lula,
of Begonia, were welcome visitors in
the city yesterday Dr. J. C. Galloway
went to King's Creek, S. C., yesterday
to visit his cousin, Mrs. James
McGIll, who is quite sick Mrs. J.
W. Tribble, whose serious illness was
?*" fava acn riipri Tuesday af
uvsic:vi a it? wwjw ?o??
ternoon at High Shoals. She was the
lovely and devoted wife of Dr. Tribble,
who is postmaster at that^place. The
funeral was held Wednesday at Lincolnton.
The entire community at
High Shoals is filled with sorrow at
this most excellent woman's death,
and sympathize deeply with her bereaved
husband and daughters
The honor of handling most of the
steel rail for re-laying the C. & N.-W.
track has fallen to Mr. C. M. Nolen,
the agent at Gastonia. He has transHsd
this week about 20 carloads of
from the Southern to the Narrow
ge. The rails weigh about 600
pounds apiece. From six to eight
men are required to handle a rail, and
40 rails , make a Narrow Gauge carload.
The name "Carnegie" and date
"1902" occur about five times on each
rail. By the way, the same name is on
the sheet steel from which some of
Mr. E. N. Lineberger's plow wings and
scrapers are made. These rails are going
up the Narrow Gauge to Lincolnton
and points beyond and to haul
them about eight solid narrow gauge
trains will be required Mr. U. W.
Davis died in Atlanta at 5 o'clock this
morning.
MANNA'S FAITH IN HATHIIONK.
Senator CuIIn It StmidlliK by nil
lloiient Frleiul In Trouble.
Many-sided Mark Hanna turned a
new facet lor public inspection, says
a Washington dispatch to the New
York World. He deposited $100,000 in
government bonds?his own governornment
bonds?with a Maryland trust
company to secure the release of his
friend. Major Kstes G. Kathbone, from
a Cuban prison.
The senator asked nobody to help
him. He made no show about it. He
simply went to his strong box, took out
$100,000 worth of United States bonds
and handed them over to this trust
company as a guarantee that Rathbone
would not leave Cuba while his
appeal for a new trial is pending.
There are few instances in the history
of politics in this country where
one man uas gone so far for another
man. Very few persons doubt that
Itathlione was mixed in the Cuban
postal frauds, which brought such a
scandal on the first McKinley administration.
Hunna insists that Rath
bone is an honest man. He says so
on every occasion. He backs his argument
with the claim that if Rath- >
bone had a dishonest hair in his head
he would long ago have been a millionaire.
i
Rathbone was at the head of the
postofflce inspectors when the Louisi- t
ana lottery was rooted out of New Or- ,
leans. He did all the work that sent ]
that organization to Honduras and ?
made it necessary for it to advertise ?
under the guise of an ice machine fac- ]
torv. i
If, Hanna'a argument Is, Rathbone
had any dishonest blood in hiin he
would have realized on it then and
there. He could have had a million
dollars for letting up. He was temorseless.
There wasn't enough money
in New Orleans to bribe him. Then
again, says Hanna, Rathbone has beer
a thieftaker all his life. He knows the
consequences.
This is Hanna's argument for public
consumption. He has gone along
working to get Rathbone out of jail.
He helped him during the time he wa3
waiting for trial, thinking, he says,
that Rathbone would be proved innocent.
He thinks the trial was a farce
and he has secured from the president
a promise to review the evidence, a
transcript of which will soon arrive.
If this does not avail, Senator Hanna
has said he will do what he can to get
a pardon for Rathbone from President
yalma. He will not cease his efforts
jintil the last stone has been turned.
j There are certain people in Washington
who remember a letter that came
from Havana from Rathbone soon after
his arrest for complicity in the
frauds for which Neeley was first arrested.
In that letter Rathbone protested
his innocence and demanded |
help.
"If I am deserted," he wrote, "I will '
pull down the columns of the temple."
What did that mean? (
On February 28, 1899, Senator Chandler
from the committee on privileges ,
and elections submitted a report, No. (
1,859, which, the title ran, was "On the
charges of bribery in the election of
Hon. M. A. Hanna to the senate of
the United States."
The report was printed anu anuivcu
to lie on the table. It Included a report
from the committee of the Ohio
state senate appointed to investigate (
the same charges and a minority report
from the senate committee on
privileges and elections signed by Senators
Turley, Pettus and Caffery.
Senator Chandler's report said it was
not necessary to go on .with the investigation.
The minority report insisted
it was necessary, provided the senate
had a proper regard for its own reputation.
The Ohio senate report had
some statements and conclusions that
are interesting at this time.
Those conclusions, or, as the Ohio
committee called them, "the four main
facts," adduced at the Ohio investigation
were:
"First, that on or about January 9,
1898, an attempt was made to bribe
John C. Otis, a member of the house
of representatives of the present general
assembly of the state of Ohio, to
vote for Marcus A..^Hanna for United
States senator.
"Second, that Henry H. Boyce was
the principal offender in the commission
of that crime.
"Third, That Major E. G. Rathbone
and Major Charles F. Dick were ,
agents of Marcus A. Hanna and pro- ,
cured, aided and abetted Henry H. (
Boyce to commit that crime. ,
"Fourth that H. H. Hollenbeck aid- j
ed Henry H. Boyce Boyce in commit
ting that crime." j
""" rr> /-i r>mpntion- .
I "Jine rnajur r*. vj. itau?>v..v
led in these conclusions is the Major E.
G. Rathbone for whom Hanna has
put up $100,000 in government bonds.
The Marcus A. Hanna mentioned is the
Senator Hanna who is standing by
Major E. G. Rathbone.
Washington may be a bit cyncial in
matters of this kind, but there are
those who think the tnreat to "pull
down the columns of the temple" had
its natural effect.
"It'? Morjrnn'?."
The following from the New York
Mail and Express, was read by Mr.
Clarence Dallam, representative of the
governor of Kentucky, during the exercises
in the Louisiana Purchase
building at the Charleston exposition
recently:
I came to a mill by the river side,
A half mile long and nearly as wide,
With a forest of stacks and an army i
of men
Toiling at furnace and shovel and pen.
"What a most magnificent plant!" I
cried;
And a man with a smudge on his face
replied:
"It's Morgan's.
I entered a train and rode all day
On a regal coach and a right of way
Which reached its arms all over the
land,
In a system too large to understand.
"A splendid property this!' I cried;
And a man with a plate on his hat replied:
"It's Morgan's."
I sailed on a great ship, trim and true
From pennant to keel, from cabin to
crew;
And the ship was of a monster fleet
A first-class navy could scarce compete.
"What a beautiful craft she is!" I
cried;
And a man with akimbo legs replied:
"It's Morgan's.'
I dwelt in a nation filled with pride;
Her people were many, her lands were
wide;
Her record in war and science and art
Proved greatness of muscle and mind
and heart.
"What a grand old country it Is!" I
cried;
And a man with his chest in the air
replied:
"It's Morgan's."
I went to Heaven. The jasper walls
Towered high and wide, and the golden
halls
Shone bright beyond. But a strange
new mark
Was over the gate, viz: "Private
Park."
"Why, what is the meaning of this?"
I cried:
And a saint with a livery on replied:
"It's Morgan's."
I went to the only place left. "I'll take
A chance on the boat on the brimstone
lake,
Or perhaps I may be allowed to sit
On the griddled floor of the bottomless
pit."
But a leering lout, with horns on his
face,
Cried out, as he forked me off the
place
"It's Morgan's."
TFIE NATURAL BRIDGE. ?
An Interesting Talk Apropos of the
Bill For a National Park There. 1
Representative Flood, of Virginia, ?
vhose district embraces Rockbridge ?
:ounty and other mountainous terri- ^
:ory, introduced a bill last week pio iding
for the purchase of Natural
3rldge by the national government, 1
ind the development of the land just j
ibout the bridge into a national park.
Liike everyone else in the state, Mr. J
Flood regards the Natural Bridge as
;he equal of Niagara falls, and looks 8
lpon it as a wonderful work of nature !
vhich should belong to the government
ind be jealously guarded. In this he 1
las the hearty support of many repre- 1
lentatives from other sections of the
:ountry and the entire Virginia deleration.
In one of the house galleries, when J
Mr. Flood walked to the speaker's
lesk and presented his bill, was one
)f his constituents, who lives near the
jridge, Charles H. Paxton. The latter
fvas as deeply Interested in the meas- ,
are as Mr. Flood. "Up in Rockbridge,"
tie said to a reporter, "the Natural
Bridge is estimated as one of the most
interesting things in Virginia. Jefferson,
who was its first owner, spoke of
it as a 'famous place that will draw the
attention of the world.' John Marshall
railed it 'God's greatest miracle in
scone.' Clay said It was 'a bridge not
made with hands, that spans a river
carries a highway and makes two
mountains one.' Those men visited
the bridge at the cost of long, trying
3tage journeys, but they were not the
snly ones attracted to Rockbridge to
see it. Monroe, Benton, Jackson, Van
Buren, Sam Houston and no one knows
how many others undertook the same
Journey at the same cost. Today interest
In the bridge seems to have
grown with the country. It has become
necessary for the railroads" to
build new stations and to adjust their
schedules to include Natural Bridge,
exactly as they long ago included the
great summer resorts on the main line.
"Those who have seen the bridge do
not require to be told about it. But
for others I don't believe all the pictures
in the world can indicate its
solemnity and grandeur. It is a single
block of limestone, with many shades
nt nnlnr iuIHo onmicrVi tn HTlfln RrOftd
way and high enough to throw in the
Bhadow the turrets of Trinity church.
The walls are as smooth as if cut with
chisels. The helghth of the arch is almost
215 feet, about half that of Washington
monument. Its width is 100
feet and its span is clear 90 feet. Birds
high in the air pass under the b'.ue
arch. The place is full of echoes.
Lightning struck the bridge in 1779
and hurled down an immense mass of
rock, but there is no sign of its displacement
on the bridge. itself.
"The history of the Natural Bridge
is remarkably interesting. It was mentioned
first, I think, by Burnaby in
1759, who spoke of it as a 'natural
arch or bridge joining two high mountains,
with a considerable river underneath.
A bloody Indian fight occurred
near it about 1770. Washington, when
a surveyor for Lord Fairfax, visited
It and carved his name, wnere it can
now be seen. During the Revolution
the French organized two expeditions
to visit it.
"From their measurements and diagrams
a picture was made in Paris,
which for nearly half a century was
copied in Europe and America as correct.
The original tract was granted
by the king to Thomas Jefferson in ,
L774. After Jefferson became president
be visited the place, surveyed it and
made the map with his own hands.
The next year he returned, taking two
3laves, 'Patrick Henry' and his wife.
For these two the former president
built a log cabin with two rooms and
lirected one to be kept open for the
jntertainment of strangers. The
3laves were never manumitted. Jefferson
left here a large book for 'sentiments,'
and the sayings of Marshall
md Clay I have indicated, were taken
from that book. Unfortunately, the
oook was accidentally destroyed in
1845, and only a part of it remains.
"Above the bridge la an Immense
eflen, probably once a cave, which extends
for a mile to Lace Water Falls,
rhere Is much to see in this glen?a
saltpetre cave, worked for niter during
the war of 1812 and by the Confedjrates
in 1862, and Lost river, a subterranean
stream which shoots out of a
cavern high in the wall and disappears
n another nearly opposite. Above the
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ibout 2,000 acres. It Is about two miles
iway from the James."?Washington
Evening Star.
Whales Left High and Dry.?A
school of eight whales, one large and I
:he others quite small, entered the harsor
of Port Royal a few days ago and
jot Into trouble near Paris Point,
rhey were feeding near the shore and '
six of the smaller ones entered a
slough at the deepest point.
The big whale came next, and Is sudposed
to have touched bottom, for she
made a mighty flounder, churned up
water and mud and Anally succeeded
In turning around In the narrow chan- i
nel flanked by mud banks, and went
plunging to sea, accompanied by one
3mall whale.
Those enclosed by the mudbanks
were not so fortunate. The tide was
rapidly ebbing and they did not take
the alarm till cut off from retreat.
Their frantic charges oneway and another
only got them further out of water.
All perished before low tide.
There are no conveniences in that
section for securing the oil, so what
would have been a very valuable find
in some other quarters has gone to
waste.
These are the first whales that have
appeared in Port Royal for many
years.
A Mark Twain Story.?Two Englishmen
were discussing with Mark
Twain the old topic of American humor
as not appreciated by foreigners.
"But are the English really so obtuse?"
asked one of them.
"Obtuse! You can't get an Idea
into an Englishman's head with a surgical
operation," declared Mark Twain.
The questioner remained in solemn
thought for a moment. Then he broke
into a hearty laugh.
"Quite a delicious joke!" he exclaimed.
"Though of course if you were to
open the Englishman's skull you
would kill him, would you not?"
Mark Twain turned to the second
Englishman. "What did I tell you?
He wants to know whether It wouldn't
kill him!"
The countenance of the second Englishman
was like a blank wall.
"Wouldn't it?" he queried.?New York
Times.
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address
W. H. TAYLOI,
Asst. Gen. Pass. Agent,
Atlanta, Om,
J. C. BEAM,
District Pass. Agent,
Atlanta, Oa.
SOUTH CAROLINA & GEORGIA
EXTENSION RAILHOAD CO.
Schedule Effective January 15,1902.
BETWEEN
CAMDEN AND BLACKSBURQ.
WEST. EAST.
35. 33. EASTERN 32^ 84.
2nd l8t TIME. 1st 2nd
Class. Class. Class. Class.
Dally Dally
Except Dally. Dally. Except
*^11 STATIONS.
A.M. P.M. P.M. P.M.
8 20 12 10 Camden...... 3 50 6 60
9 20 12 45 Westvllle...- 3 17 6 00
10 50 1 05 ...-Kershaw 2 42 5 80
11 20 1 40 Heath Springs. 2 30 4 40
12 20 2 06 ....Lancaster.... 2 05 3 50
12 45 2 25 ....Riverside 1 46 8 10
2 45 2 40 Catawba J'c'n. I 30 2 40
4 (0 I 3 00 ....Rock Hill... 1 10 1 15
4 40 3 18 -Tlrzah 12 50 10 45
5 20 3 30 ..._Yorkvllle.... 12 35 10 20
5 45 3 45 Sharon 12 20 9 40
6 16 4 00 Hickory Grove 12 OS 9 10
0 20 ; 4 10 Smyrna 11 55 8 50
0 50 4 28 ...Blacksburg... 11 35 8 20
P.M. P.M. A.M. A.M.
20 minutes for dinner.
11ETWEEN
BLACKSBUKU, S. C., AND MARION, N. G.
WEST EAST.
11. 33. EASTERN 32. 12.
2nd 1st TIME. 1st 2nd
Class. Class. Class. Class.
Dally Dally
Except Daliy Dally Except
Sunday STATIONS Bnnd'y
A.U. P.M. A.M. P.M.
8*0 148 ...UlnckHburg... 11 30 6 46
8 20 5 05 Earls.. 11 15 0 25
8 30 5 12 Patterson Hpr'g 11 06 0 15
9 20 5 25 .Shelby 10 58 0 00
10 00 6 45 ....Lattiraore..... 10 88 4 45
10 30 5 55 ...Mooreeboro.. 10 50 4 30
10 50 0 05 Henrietta.... 10 20 4 10
11 20 0 22 -..Forest City? 10 05 8 45
11 45 0 37 Rutherfordton 9 50 8 20
12 30 7 05 .Thermal City. 9 20 2 45
12 55 7 20 ...Ulenwood.... 9 00 2 20
1 20 7 35 Marlon 8 46 2 00
P. M. P. M. A. M. P. M.
GAFFNEY BRANCH.
WEST. CAST.
First Class. EASTEHN First Class.
15. | 13. TIME. 14. | 16.
Dally Except Dally Except
Sunday. Sunday.
-p.rrzir STATIONS.
4 80 8 50 -.Hlacksburg. _ 11 20 0 10
4 50 9 10 Cherokee Falls 11 00 5 60
5 10 9 30 Gafltaey 10 40 5 80
P. M. A. M. A. M. P. M.
SOUTHBOUND CONNECTIONS.
At Marlon Nn. 32 connects with Southern
railway train No. 36, which arrives
at Marion at 8.28 a. m., from
Chattanooga, Asheville and Intermediate
Dolnts.
At Blacksburg, No. 34 and No. 11 connect
with Southern railway train No.
36, which arrives at Blacksburg at
7.45 a. m., from Atlanta, Greenville, >
Spartanburg and Intermediate points.
At Yorkville, No. 34 connects with C.
& N.-W. train No. 70, which leaves
Yorkville at 10.48 a. m., ftfr Gastonla,
Lenoir and Intermediate points.
At Rock Hill, Nos. 32 and 34 connect
wtth Southern railway train No, 75,
which leaves Rock Hill at 3.30 p. m.,
for Chester, Columbia and intermediate
points.
At Catawba Junction, Nos. 32 and 34
connect with S. A. L. train, No. 32,
which passes Catawba Junction at
7.54 p. m., for Monroe and intermediate
points.
At Lancaster, Nos. 32 and 34 connect
with L. & C. train No. 16. which
leaves Lancaster at 4.45 p. m., for
Chester and intermediate points.
At Camden, with A. C. L., (N. W. of S.
C.), for Charleston, Sumter, Florence,
Darlington, Wilmington and intermediate
points. Train No. 68, which
leaves Camden at 4.15 p. m.
NORTHBOUND CONNECTIONS.
At Camden, with A. C. L., (N. W. of
S. C.), No. 71, from Charleston, Florence,
Darlington, Wilmington, Sumter
and lnten. diate points, which
arrives at Camden at 11.15 a. m.
With Southern train No. 77, from
Klngsvllle, which arrives at Camden
at 11.55 a. ra.
At Lancaster, No. 33 connects at Lancaster
with L. & C. train No. 16, for
Chester and Intermediate points.
At Catawba Junction, No. 33 and 35
connects with S. A. u. train, No. 32,
which leaves Catawba Junction at
7.45 p. m., for Monroe and intermediate
points.
At Rock Hill, Nos. 33 and 35 connect
at Rock Hill with Southern railway
train, No. 34, leaving Rock Hill at
8.26 p. m., for Charlotte and points
norm.
At Blacksburg, No. 33 connects with
Southern railway trains Nos. 12, 4.38
p.; 38, at 7.05 p. m.; and 40, at
7.45 p. m., for points north. Nos. 33
and 35 connects with Southern railway
train No. 35, leaving Blacksburg
at 11.25 p. m., for points south.
At Marlon, No. 33 connects with Southern
railway train, No. 35, leaving
Marion at 11.40 p. m., for Ashevllle,
Chattanooga and Intermediate points.
Through car service without change between
Marlon and Charleston on
trains Nos. 32* and 33.
E. II. SHAW, Gen. Pais. Agent.
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CAROLINA & NORTH-WESTERN
RAILWAY COMPANY.
Schedule Effective Nov. 24,1001.
Northbound. Passenger. Mixed.
Lv. Chester 6.25a.m. 8.50a.m.
Lv. Yorkville 7.30a.m. 10.48a.m.
Lv. Gastonla *9.05a.m. 1.20p.m.
Lv. Lincolnton.... 10.09a.m. 2.55p.m.
Lv. Newton 10.54a.m. 4.43p.m.
Lv. Hickory 11.16a.m. 5.50p.m.
Lv. Cliffs *11.50a.m. *6.35p.m.
Ar. Lenoir 12.35p.m. 8.p.m.
Southbound. Passenger. Mixed.
Lv. Lenoir 2.10p.m. 5.30p.m.
Lv. Cliffs 2.54p.m. *7.20a.m.
Lv. Hickory 3.12p.m. 8.10a.m.
Lv. Newton 3.37p.m. 8.45a.m.
Lv. Lincolnton ... 4.22p.m. 10.09a.m.
f.v nnatnnln R 9.1 r\ m 1
Lv. Yorkville 6.32p.m. 3.18p.m.
Ar. Chester ..- 7.48p.m. 5.20p.m.
* Meal station.
CONNECTIONS.
Chester?Southern Ry., S. A. L., and L.
& C.
Yorkville?S. C. & Ga. Extension.
Gastonia?Southern Ry.
Lincolnton?S. A. L.
Newton and Hickory?Southern Ry.
E. F. RBID. G. P. Agent.
Chester. South Carolina.
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