tumorous Jjcpartracnt. QUEER MISS HATCH. "Talking of queer folks," said white- < haired Mr. Davis, as he sat with two old cronies on the porch of the village i store, "reminds me of old Miss Hatch. ( I guess she was about as queer as any of 'em. Seems's though she didn't , have common sense, nor uncommon, ] either, for that matter. I aint eddicated nor nothing, and she was, pretty consid'able ; but I guess I know 'nough ! not to make myself ridiculous, which was more'n she did.. I see her often traipsing down the street with her bon- ' net a-bobbin', and her head a-goin' ' backards with every step she took. She was kind of limber in the neck, < anyhow, and used to make me think of i one of them circus camels a-goin' down 1 to water. And I don't want to see a /foolisher-lookin' woman than she was < them times. , < "You recollect the Hatches, don't I ye? Useter live down there in the hollow. Useter be the bigbugs of the vil lage in the old days, and had the only < frame house there was. Marcus D. | Lafayette stopped to their place when he come up to these parts, as I've , hearn tell. J "Well, the Hatches, they kind of j died out till there wa'n't none on 'em left but old Miss Hatch. She and the . old house lived along together, so to speak. "Well, Miss Hatch was terrible * 'fraid of getting her feet wet. Nobody ever saw her without rubbers on, nevwr' 1 She wore 'em, rain or shine,-didn't 1 make no difference. And she wore ' 'em in the house, too^ ' "You might imagine her sloppin' a ' leetle water now and then onto the ] kitchen 9oor,Ci moppin' or sutbin' once i in a While, to kind of justify her wearIn' on 'em about her work ; but it was I pretty hard to see any sufficient reason 5 for her wearin' on 'em in the setting j room, where there was a carpet, and < everything as dry as a man in hay in: time. 1 "Well, mother and me kind of j thought then that Miss Hatch wasjust , a leetle overkeerful, and said as much ( to one or two, though we aint the kind of folks that always 6ndin' fault with , the neighbors. But we didn't have no j idee just how fur Miss Hatch was a ( carryin' on her notion. . j "After a spell she took sick, and ( mother, she went over to nuss her. After she'd sit there a spell, she reached under Miss Hatch to kind of ease her 2 up in the bed a bit. Mother says she 1 never was so took back in all her * borned days. * " 'Good land of Goshen !' said she, 'What ye got them things on for?' "Ye see, she'd diskivered that Miss Hatch was a-wearin' them rubbers of 1 hern in bed. ( " ) no 1/1 MJOQ tind $ " VT ttlj y C 3CCj oaiu IUIJO jkAMwuJMSMM of feeble, 4I didn't useter. But now the selectmen have gone and bought that new fangled firepump, ye never kin 1 tell where they won't squirt water, if i the house caught fire or anything. I And if it should ketch, and they should I wet the floors, I'd be sure to ketch my ' death with pneumony, delicate as I be, if I didn't have my rubbers. And if I i did't have 'em on my feet handy, 'taint i like I could fiud 'em soon enough, in ] the dark so. I guess you'd better let 1 'em stay right where they be. I "And mother, she couldn't persuade i her to let them rubbers be took off. I dunno but she left it in her will to bury ( her in 'em, for fear it might rain j on the last day. Seems's though I , remember a codicil, or something to ] that effect." , DRUG STORE ON WEATHER BOW. "Speaking of Irishmen and drug 1 stores reminds me of a tale I heard in [ New York the other day," said C. D. West. "An Irishman shipped as a 1 sailor on a large vessel which was . o fine that two of them twisted together could be inserted in the hollow )f a human hair. $GF "Hit am er great pity," said Uncle Eben, "dat some men t'inks dey s too good ter jine in politics, but lobody ebber t'inks he ain't good snough." |?~A little more than a million veterans of the Union, and considers)ly less than half a million veterans of .he Confederate armies, were found iving in the United States by the ;eusus taker, of 1890. tSf Robert Farris, who died in Vea:ie recently, was one of the oldest nen in Maine, if not the oldest. His ige was given to the undertaker as 95 ,rears, but it is said that he was really 106 years old. fiGF A man was advertised to fly rom a certain place, and someone isked Doctor Byles, the old Boston livine, if he were going to see the ittempt made. "Pooh, no !" said he 'I have seen a horse fly." I?" The longest night in Norway asts three months and, when a young nan goes to see his girl, her mother, jefore retiring, tells her not to ruin ier health by sitting up more than avo months. teTA cow has been known to recogii-7o niot.nrp r?f a ralf. and the tiirer 8 said to be drawn to a trap by the picture of a companion. The timid borse, however, takes no notice of a picture, and the cat will not spring at i painted bird. J?* No steamers other than American arrived at Maracaibo, Venezuela, in 1895, and the arrivals of American steamers increased from 42 in 1894 to 50, besides which four American 3chooners put into the port. PS" The world is always ready to receive talent wtih open arms. Very cften it does not know what to do with genius. Talent is a docile oreatuer. It bows its head meekly while the world slips the collar over it. It backs into the shafts like a lamb. PS" Another use of the Rontgen rays is to examine a suspected parcel to see if it is an infernal machine. Such an application of the new discovery was tried in Paris recently, and revealed sails, screws, a revolver cartridge, and even grains of powder. The diameter of the sun is 880,000 miles. If the earth were at the centre of the sun, with the moon revolving about the earth at its present distance of 240,000 miles, there would still be a shell outside the moon 200,[)00 miles thick. t8T Country roads in China are sever bounded by fences, but are entirely undefined. While the farmer bas the right to plow up any road passing through his land, drivers of vehicles have an equal right?and they exercise it?to traverse any part sf the country at large. 86TA pedagogue told one of his scholars, a son of the Emerald Isle, to spell hostility. "H-o-r-s-e, horse," commenced Pat. "Not horse-tility," said the teacher, "but hos-tility." 'Sure," replied Pat, "an' didn't ye tell me, the other day, not to say hoss! Bejabers, it's wan thipg wid ye one lay and another the nixt." W&T It is currently whispered that Mrs. ?, while cleaning house, asked ber husband to nail up some [ ]. He refused. She looked at him, told bim his conduct was without a II. then beat bim with her BeiF uDtil he saw **. He now lies in a , tose state, and may soon be a fit subject for disg. A man must be an * his life in that way, ind put a . to his existence. 6?" The experiments in shoeing horses with shoes made of compressed paper, at present being carried out boarder of the German minister of war, ire interesting. So far, the usual way sf fastening the shoes with nails has seen found not to answer with this material, and recourse has been bad to i kind of cement for attaching the .1 iz i.. * 1 t )uuc iu tut: uuui. USB* "I don't know how I'm going to nake out," said the agricultural statesman who had been retired. 'I've got to depend on the old farm 'or a living now, and I'm blest if I 'eel any certainty about making it >ay." "But you used to pake your ;onstituents very proud of you by showing off what you knew about arming," said his wife encouragingly. 'I know it, Maria. But don't forget .his: Farming for votes and farming "or crops are two mighty different hiugs." gm the ?mnt tfiwte. THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. LESSON VI, SECOND QUARTER, INTERNATIONAL SERIES, MAY 10. Text of the Leuon, Lake xviil, 9-17?Memory Verses, 15-17?Golden Text, Lake xviil, 13?Commentary by the Rev. D. 3L Stearns. This Is called a lesson on prayer, bat It might bo better called n lesson on how to enter the kingdom of God. The kingdom Is inontionod at least seven or oight times In this chapter and tholast part of the prooedlng one. The Pharisees were told that It was among them or in their midst, not within them (chapter xvli, 21, margin or R. Y.), for it could not in any 6onso bo in such Christ haters as they woro, but it was in tboir very midst, in the person of the King, whom they wero watching their opportunity to kill. Chapter xvlii, in which our losson is, tells us who can and who cannot enter this kingdom, which is yot to be set up on this earth. Solf righteous Pharlsoes and rich idolaters, however moral, and all who love this present world cannot enter thia^kingdom, but holpless blind bQggorrfffid snub us have the spirit of arlittle child, they can enter. The condition of things on earth will bccomo more and more liko the days of Noah and of Lot till the Son of Man shnll come. 9. "And He spake this parable unto certain whloh trusted in themselves thnt they wero righteous and dcspisod others." The previous part of the obnptor speaks of the * * At? O ?# n 4.|.nA OOIUlDg Ul LUO OUU UL 1X1ULI uo u tiuiu vvuuu God shall avongo His own elect?that Is, His elect Israel, for His elect church does not cry for vengeance, but tho redemption of Israel Is always associated with vongoanoe upon hVC UCI1UVV QVUiv vuwvi inent by the legislature to forbid th sale to or use of cigarettes by minoi would be looked upon with favor. 1 is the duty of every family physieia to explain to those over whose healt be has supervision the evil consequer ces of the use of cigarettes by thei children. It is the duty of the inedica secular and religious press to denounc the use of tobacco by minors. Wi they doit??Pacific Record. WEATHER PROPHETS. Almost all field workers are "weatl wise," and their conversation on thi head has no town conveutionalisi about it. The farmer has been s beaten about by wind and weatbe that he himself is scarcely sensible t changing atmospheric conditions but that does not prevent his observiuj its influence on the things about him Before rain his dogs grow sleepy am dull, the cat constantly licks herself geese gaggle in the pond ; fowls and pigeons go early to roost and the farm _ horses grow restless. Abroad, the ants hurry and skurry, rushing hither )r and thither; spiders crowd on the e wall; toads emerge from their boles Til :e and the garden paths are everywhere 0 covered with slugs and snails. When j. the chaffinch says "weet, weet," it is [. an infallible sign of rain. As the rain k_ draws nearer, peacocks cry and frogs )8 croak clamorously from the ditches. These are signs which almost everyie one has heard who lives in the coune try, though one of the surest ways of 0 predicting weather changes is by oby serving the habits of snails. Snails e never drink, but imbibe moisture du- ? j. ring rain and exude it afterwards, m e They are seldom seen abroad except ^ 3 before rain, when they commence ,r climbing trees and getting upon the d leaves. The tree-snail is so sensitive jg to weather that it will commence to y climb two days before the rain comes, f If the downpour is to be prolonged )S the snail seeks the underpart of a leaf; .1 but if a short or liuht rain is coming it ? stays on the outside. There is anoth- pj'^, ic er species which is yellow before rain are t D and bluish after it. Others indicate can change by dents and protuberances j( h r. resembling tubercules. These begin f^r ;r to show themselves ten days before tor] ,r rain, and when it comes, the pores of ,0 the tubercules open and draw in the 8 moisture. In others again deep inden- ram j. tations, beginning at the head, between has q the horns, and ending with the jointie ure of the tail, appear a few days be- DO! fore a storm. Aut , , inat: Farm Notes.?The best work in i- fighting insect pests is done when they ^ rg first make their appearance. . fi.-j it To have pigs in the orchard is not will j8 only good for the pigs but also good No. j. for the trees, provided there is good ?0^ 3e pasturage. trou M It is a safe rule not to expect or ald low a tree to bear more fruit than its 777 ie branches will sustain. I/I o The tree wants solid ground to take 11' i- hold in and be firm and solid, and it st will make a rugged tree, w In fighting the curculio on the plum is the trees should be jarred daily in ores der to make thorough work. Ii. The black walnut is perhaps the most profitable of the timber trees to -- nlnnf in n Hnmn deen soil. V" ci Kil"u% ? r7 r is It is a safe plan at all times and a- under all conditions to cut away any e Baking Powder Uw % Ab?olirteIy Pu r? jr col< re THE ELECTROPOISE | I'AS passed the experimental stage F re XX and is now endorsed in all sections ie of the country by intelligent people. Appended are a few testimonials from South -e Carolina people: u" nervous rrostrarion. 7 Summervillk, S. C. Sept. 19, 1895. >n Dear sir?I am very much pleased with ^ ie the Electropoise. I used it by your direcft. tions and my nerves have greatly improv- |M ed as well as my digestion. Can now ^9 a stand twice as mnch mental work and ill am growing in physical strength daily, -y-j a- Wish I had gotten an Electropoise at an J3 nt earlier date. Yours truly. fri r at (Rev.) w. asbury Wright. [j;e a Cure ail Orangeburg, S. C.. June 17, 1895. ufa( Gentlemen?We purchased one of trai 5r your pocket Electropoises in December, 3- 1893. We have tried it on every member t^e ig of bur family and found itall thatisclaim- 25 c ed for it. We have treated successfully Gfl-e with it, severe cold, chills, fever, diarrhoea, taj|j 3r etc. Its effect on teething children is wonf derful.- Our family numbers seven and retl id we have not used a dollar's worth of med- gu ta icine since we had the 'Poise. npp 18 Respectftilly, J y Mrs. I.-W. BOMAN. d Catarrh. ' Lancaster, S. C., August 1, 1891. 1 I consider the Electropoise a most won- , 'y derful discovery. I have applied it in my ?f. familv for la crinDO. acute sore throat. p. neuralgia and nervous headache with aAC K perfect success. I am also treating a scr y severe case of chronic catarrh with the fi 3e Electropoise as the agent, and it has given ine a great relief, and if treatment is continued rat _ I believe it will effect a perfect cure. An intelligent use of it carries conviction with Wl, a* it. " Yours truly, ani J. B. J. WITHERSPOONV a" wh . For All Ailments. ... 11 McClellandvillb, S. C., Aug. 14,1895. ac<" 3" Dear Sir?I purchased a'Poise in Feb- en :h ruary '93 and it cured mo of a chronic bad me 0. cold, and now I hardly ever take cold. :* It also cured me of lumbago and a dis- Vlt ordered liver. I use it in my family nuin J* bering nine persons for all ailments. ?2n Have only paid in physics and physirg cians fees during the time $1.50. Would not be without it for many times its cost. ;0 Respectfully, A. W. LELAND. n II 1. Rheumatism. CRM a Yorkville, 8. C., January 15,1892. Dear Sir^In reply to your inquiry will iro say my wife is delighted with the effects riI of the Electropoise, and has improved ? mnnh fmm f VtQ frflotmnnt Tho Si (j rheumatic pains have been very much Titi reduced, and the swelling in the limbs -IHI e disappeared. She had no faith whatever a in the Electropoise when she began, but t- is now fully convinced of its beneficial 1 e powers; and eventually looks for a per- ? mauentcure. Yours very truly, s J. E. LOWRY. DRI it ed a n Catarrh, Piles, Dyspepsia, Etc. pies, h MILLETT8VILLE, S. C., Feb. 14, 1895. BAi , Gents?The Electropoise has done all ?ry^ that you claimed for it. I had a compliIr cation of diseases, catarrh, rheumatism, 1 ani 1, piles and dyspepsia. I was nearly gone [?es, !e up, had the knife used on the piles, and kard ,1 soon after got the Electropoise, used according to directions and am still using it. I was without energy or appetite, and am now a new man. Can eat three hearty meals a day, enjoy and digest the same, ?cal] Almost relieved of catarrh. I cannot sav jJSJW 1- too much for it and recommend it to ail "jot is that are sick. May God aid you in retiev- *"E" ing the afllicted. I have been a great J sulfererand know how to appreciate the No* 0 Electropoise. Very truly, r IIENR* BLACK. r, For further particulars, apply to \\} W. M. PROPST, Agent, TT J V Yorkville S. C. city. g lisoti b FIRE INSURANCE. 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