Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, December 11, 1895, Image 4
tumorous department,
JOHN ALLEN'S FIRST LEGAL VICTORY.
"Private John Allen," of Mississip- '
pi, who became the wit of the house of
representatives with the death of 1
Sunset Cox, tells a good story on
himself of how he came to be a pro- ,
found lawyer.
A party of members were telling '
yarns in the cloak room of the house,
and when Allen's turn came he told
this one :
"I want to tell you of the greatest
legal victory of my life," said Allen, as '
be lighted a cigar and propped his feet 1
against the wall in true Southern
style. "It was down in Tupelo, dur- '
ing the trying period just after the 1
war. I was at that time a practicing
lawyer, that is I practiced whenever I '
had any cases to practice with. i
"One day old 'Uncle' Pompey, one <
of the old Negroes of the settlement
came into my office and said: i
" 'Mars John, I want you to cl'ar |
ma T's awi ne to be 'rested fer steal- j
in' two hams out of the cross road
store.' .
" 'Well, Pompey,' I asked. 'Did you j
steal the hams?' ,
" 'Mars John, I just took 'em.'
" 'Did any one see you ?' I asked
" 'Yas, boss,' said the old Negro, {
disconsolately, 'two ole white buckras.'
" 'Well, Pompey,' I replied, 'I can't
do anything for you under the circum- }
stances.'
" 'Now, Mars John, here's $10. I 1
jist want you to try.'
"Well, I consented to try," said (
Allen. "The case was to be tried be- I
fore an old magistrate named Johnson. '
He was totally uneducated, and was,
moreover, a perfect dictator, and no i
Negro ever came before him who was 1
not fined the maximum penalty and t
sent to the field to expiate bis crime <
in the sweat of his brow.
"The magistrate beard the case, t
Every possible proof was brought to c
1? .l.? D^mnou ctnlp the hams, r
SDOW tuuu x uujpvj ww.v *?
There could be no doubt of it from the e
testimony. I did not put a single
question to any of the witnesses; but (
when the testimony was all in, I arose, s
and in my most dignified manner, ad- ,
dressed the magistrate: ,
"May it please your honor, it would
be useless for; me to argue the position
he holds, and before one who would '
adorn the superior if not the supreme
bench of this grand old commonwealth. j
And I may say that those who know
best say that you would grace even the
supreme court of the United States, '
the highest tribunal in the land. It :
will be useless to dwell upon the testimony.
You have heard it and know s
the case as well as I do. However, it
may not be out of order for me to call 1
your honor's attention to a short pass- *
age in the old English law, which 8
clearly decides the case, and which, I
for the moment, your honor may have
forgotteu. c
. "Then I fished down into my pock- a
and drew forth, with a great flourish, [
and old copy of 'Julius Caesar.' I I
opened it with great dignity to the
rend the line which is c
LI rat page, ouv. .
familiar to every schoolboy, 'Omnia [
Gallia in tres divisa est.' That de- f
cides the case,' throwing the book f
upon the table. 'That clearly acquits ^
the defendant.
"With great dignity and solemnity I
took my seat. The old magistrate j.
was completely nonplussed. He look- j
ed at me a moment quizzically and *
scratched his head. Then, turning to g
Pompey, he raised himself to his full
height, and said :
" 'Pompey, I know you stole them ^
hams, but by the ingenuity of your ?
lawyer, I've got to let you go. Git *
out,' said he, as he planted his No. 9 ^
in the seat of Pompey's pants, 'and if f
you ever come here again, lawyer or 1
no lawyer, you git six months.' "
. # . c
He Wanted Information.?A man 3
who had left his team on the market J
and carried a whip in bis hand, entered
a store, and asked for the proprie- e
tor. That gentleman came forward,
and the farmer said : I
"I want to ask you a question. You t
have just been married a second time, 1
and ought to?" " 3
"Sir ! What the devil do you mean ?" a
thundered the proprietor, in awful
tones. e
"Why, I lost my wife a year ago, t
and?" c
"What do I care about your wife ?" i
"And mv friends are advising me to s
get another. I have heard it said?" g
"Get out of here !"
"Can't I inquire?" ,
"No, sir." t
"Won't you tell me if your secoud ,
marriage is?" ?
"No, sir. Get out or I will do you ?
up!" e
"O, I'll get out; but you need not t
get mad over it. Seems to me that
when a mau comes and asks for informa?"
*?V>o nrnnpi(>tnr.
"lilt I" lDierrupi/cu wv f~t
as he jumped for an iron poker; and
the farmer dusted, saying as he reached
the door:
"This settles me on second marriage.
They can't be happy."
The Explanation of It.?A little
Jap was on trial at the police court for
defrauding an innkeeper. He had
testified in his own behalf that he had
paid his room rent for a month.
"How much did you pay ?" asked
the prosecuting attorney.
The little Jap sat and stared at his
questioner.
The query was repeated.
"Quarter of 'leveu."
Everybody glanced at the clock and
observed that the time was correctly
given.
"Yes, it's a quarter to 11; but I
wants to know how much room rent
you paid."
"Quarter of 'leven," repeated the
Jap.
"You don't understand. How much
money did you pay ?"
"I tell you, quarter of 'leven."
The question was repeated in various
forms; but that was the only
?^ answer the Jap would give, and be
grew vehement with every repetition.
He wus locked in a padded cell in the
receiving hospital and examined before
the commissioners of insanity,
when it was found that he had paid
$10.75 for his room.?San Francisco
Post. I
$wm and fireside.
Smithfield Hams.?In its current
issue The Progressive Farmer tells
how Mr. E. M. Todd, of Isle of Wight,
cures his Smithfield hams. These
hams have international reputation,
and are exported in large numbers.
The following tells all about the hams :
1. The haras are placed in a large
tray of fine Liverpool salt, and the
flesh surface is covered with finely
ground crude saltpeter until the hams
are as white as though covered with a
moderate frost?or say use three or
four pounds of the powdered saltpeter
to the thousand pounds of green hams.
n A A 1..;
Wayside (gatherings.
IST" A wife that is worth having is
worth praising.
If young men did not drink there
would be no drunkards.
J?" Never let the sun go down without
doing some kind act that will make
your pillow softer.
#?" Unless a man's walk corresponds
with his talk, his influence for good is
not likely to be great.
t8F The only way by which the devil
can manage to carry on business is by
making sin attractive.
86?" Your life will never rise any
higher than your belief. If you believe
wrong, you will behave wrong.
I?" A woman writer in enumerating
'what woman like in man," failed to
mention money. It was a strange
iversight.
IThe object of the Bible is to bring
Sod and man together. The object of
:he devil is to keep tbem as far apart 1
is possible.
I?" The bodily temperature of horses
ind men in health is about 100; when 1
t varies much from that figure some- !
idling is seriously wrong.
8?* In the matrimonial market it
loesn't make so much difference about ,
i girl's complexion, if her income is (
inly fair.
I?* An Oriental proverb?You can't ,
irevent the birds of sadntss from flyng
over your head, but you may pre- j
;ent them from stoping to build there. ,
Wa&~ In Utica, N. Y., tradesmen not ?
mlv sell their delinquent accounts at a ,
%/
jublic sale, but advertise them at full
ength in the papers. <
P&T Statistics show, according to the j
eports made from all the insane asyurns
in the United States, that, less i
,han six per cent, of the patients in- i
:arcerated are cured.
IGT Physiologists say that the older
l man grows the smaller his brain be- ,
jomes. This explains why the old ,
nan knows nothing and the young one {
sverytbing. i
VaT It is rather singular when you \
some to think about it, that the per- <
iecuted and unwelcome mother-in-law i
nakes a lovable and appreciated I
grandmother.
8S?" Mother?Johnny, you mustn't '
)lay with that Robinson boy any more. <
rohnny?Why not, ma? "Because he I
s a bad boy." "Well, mother, he ain't
ialf as bad as me, I can tell you." I
i?* A congregation in Scotland was 1
rery short of funds. A soap firm came 1
0 its relief by paying $500 a year for
ive years for the privilege of hanging \
1 soap picture on the pulpit.
t&" It said that the average height of
he American woman has in the last
wo generations increased one inch,
md that the same increase has taken
dace in her bust and waist measure.
8ST" "If married life is so much more
lesirable than single blessedness/' ask
i cynical bachelor, why does a man
>ay a minister $5 to marry him and a
awyer $100 to procure him a divorce ?"
8?* First farmer's boy?"My father's
joing to have some men to do thrashng
at our house next week." Second
armer's boy?"That nothin'. My
iather does thrashin' at our house every
lay."
"As you have good reference, I'll
(ffer to you the post of cashier in our
jouse, provided you can deposit $1,!00
as security." "And whatsecurity
:an you give me that my $1,200 will be
ecure?"
B&T Six years ago W. S. Doty, of
Detroit, was robbed of a gold watch
md some cash. The other day he
>ought a second-hand mattress, and
ilrs. Doty, while on a hunt for moths,
bund the watch concealed in the
nattress.
?ST Avoid making your horses ex:itable,
by being cool and level-headed
rourself. Horses are imitators just as
nen are, and if you are inclined to be
oolish about little things, you cannot
ixpect anything else from yourhorse9.
8?" According to recent figures, the
>eople of this country are long-lived
han those of Europe. In this country
8 persons out of every 1,000 die each
rear. In England the average is 20,
ind in Germany 26.
There is no American boy, howsver
Door, however humble, orphan
hough he may be, that, if he have a '
:lear head, a true heart, a strong arm,
nay uot rise through all the grades of '
iociety and become the crown, the
jlory, the pillar af the State. 1
JfiT A peculiar Puritan-like sentence
vas imposed on three offenders in Noristown,
Pa., a few days ago. They
vere accused of assault and battery,
ind were released on their promise to
iccompany their accuser to church on
;ach of the 12 next succeeding Sunlays.
8?* The best thing to give to your
snemy is forgiveness, to an oppouent
olerance, to a a friend your heart, to
,'our child a good example, to a father
leference, to your mother conduct that
vill make her proud of you, to yourself
respect, to all men charity.
The craze for articles made of
illigators' skins has been the death of
.wo and a half millions of alligators in
Florida during the last 15 years. The
United States Fish Commission is now
aking steps to fill up the vacancies by
irtificial incubation of the eggs of these
eptiles.
86T" Guerrita, who is now the first
.>ull-fighter in Spain, has appeared in
>8 fights this season, and is engaged for
19 more. He recieves $1,200 for each
ippearance, and, as his expenses averjge
$400 a performance, his clear injome
amounts to over $00,000 a year,
jesides the presents made to him.
HOT The Dutch have a delightfully 1
niginal way of collecting their taxes,
[f after due notice has been given, the
noney is not sent, the authorities
:>lace one or two hungry militiamen in (
he house, to be lodged and maintained ,
?t the expeuse of the defaulter until |
he amount of the tax is paid. ,
tST Here is a seasonable bit of in for- <
nation : To preserve autumn leaves <
:over them with a sheet of paper, i
>ressed with a hot iron upon which <
>arafine has been rubbed, and flatten <
ind dry between papers afterward, i
Leaves thus prepared will retain flex- i
>ility and color for years ; but if press- j
;d without parafine will soon become |
lull and brittle. j
z. /iiier uppiyiug mc snaunci immediately
salt with the Liverpool fine
salt, covering the entire surface. Now
pack the haras in bulk, but not in piles
more thau 3 feet high. In ordinary
weather the hams should remain thus
for three days.
3. Then break and resalt with fine
3alt. The haras thus salted and resalted
should now reraaiu iu salt in
bulk one day for each and every pound
each weighs?that is, a 10 pound ham
should remain in 10 days, and in same
proportion of time for larger aud
smaller sizes.
4. Next you wash with tepid water,
until the hums are thoroughly cleaned,
Eiud after partially drying rub the enLire
surface with finely ground black
pepper.
5. Now the hams should he hung
in the smoke house, and this important
operation begun. The smokiug
should be very gradually and slowly
done, lasting 30 or 40 days.
0. After the hums are cured and
smoked, they should be repeppcred to
guard aguinst vermiu and then bagged.
These hams improve with age, and
the Todd hams are in perfection when
a year old.
Excellencies of Salt.?If the feet
are tired or pniuful after long standing
great relief can be had by bathing
them in salt water. A handful of
salt in a gallon of water is the right
proportion. Have the water as hot as
can comfortably be borne. Immerse
the feet and throw the water Over the
legs as far as the knees with the hands.
When the water becomes too cool rub
briskly with a flesh towel. This method
if used night and day will cure
neuralgia of the feet.
Carpets may be greatly brightened
by first sweeping thoroughly and then
going over them with a clean cloth
?nrt fleiir salt water.
Salt as a toothpcnvder is better than
ilmost anything that can be bought,
[t keeps the teeth brilliantly white and
Lhe gums hard and rosy.
If after having a tooth pulled the
south is filled with salt and water it
will allay the danger of having a hemorrhage.
To clean willow furniture use salt
ind water. Apply it with a nail
orush, scrub well and dry thoroughly.
When broiling steak throw a little
salt on the coals, and the blaze from
he dripping fat will not annoy.
Damp salt will remove thediseoloraion
of cups and saucers caused by lea
ind careless washing.
Brass work can be kept beautifully
}right by occasionally rubbing with
salt and vinegar.
Wash the uiica of the stove and
ioors with salt and vinegar.
What an Old Farmer Says.?
This is the advice of an old man
who has tilled the soil for 40 years:
I am an old man, upwards of three
score years, during two scores of which
[ have been u tiller of the soil. I canlot
say that I am now, hut I have
seen rich, and have all I need and do
lot owe a dollar, have given my chilIren
a good education, and when I am
. ailed away will leave them enough to
ceep the wolf from the door. My experience
has tauirht me that:
1. One acre of land well prepared
ind well cultivated, produced more
;han two which received ouly the same
linount of labor used on one.
2. One cow, mule, horse, sheep or
log well fed, is more profitable than
;wo kept on the amount necessary to
<eep one well.
3. One acre of clover or grass is worth
raore than two of cotton where no
jrass or clover is raised.
4. No farmer who buys oats, corn,
ivbeat, fodder and hay, as a rule for
10 years, can keep the sheriff' away
from the door in the end.
5. The farmer who never reads the
papers and sneers at book fanning and
mprovements, always has a leaky
oof, poor stock, broken down fences,
ind complains of had "seasons."
6. The farmer who is above his busness
and entrusts it to another to
nauage, soon has no business to attend
to.
7. The farmer whose habitual beverige
is cold water, it healthier, wealther
and wiser than he who does not refuse
to drink.
Pitke von Coi.n.?I have two or
three times within the last three
months, been attacked by a violent
jold in the head, the catarrh or discharge
front the nose and eyes being
most distressing. On each occasion I
have speedily cured myself by slicing
two or three acid cooking apples into
i small saucepan of hot water, which I
then boiled for half an hour or so,
stirring occasionally with a spoon until
the apples were quite dissolved into
thin, pulpy soup. This, sweetened
with sugar, I then drank. In less than
tin hour afterwards I felt the cold giving
away, and in two or three hours
more it disappeared entirely. Not
happening to have a lemon by me on
the first occasion, I tried this remedy
is a substitute and can now confidently
recommend it.
A Cholera Remedy.?I notice a
;reat many inquiries for a remedy for
zhicken cholera. I have one which
we have used for 10 or 12 years, and 1
riave never known it to fail curing the
worst cases. I have cured them
wheu their combs would he almost
white. Half pound of flax seed meal,
diree ounces of cayenne pepper, two
)unces of rhubarb, two ounces powiered
blue mass, three ounces of rosin ;
mix and give three tublespoonsfu)
mixed in a gallon of meal. If they
ire too sick to eat, take as much of the
mixture as will lay on the point of a
pen kuife and give to each chicken.?
^or the fiomc Circle.
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
LESSON XII, FOURTH QUARTER, INTERNATIONAL
SERIES, DEC. 22.
Text of the Leimon, Lake ii, 8-20 (A Christmas
Lesson) ? Memory Verses, 9-11.
Golden Text, Lake ii, 10?Commentary
by the Rev. D. M. Stearns,
8. "And there woro in tho samo country
shepherds abiding in tho field keeping
watch over their flocks by night." Tho
lovo of David and Jonathan seen in our
last lesson was but a faint type of tho lovo
of Him who in this lesson is seen as a babo
in Bethlehem.' These shepherds, and all
the gooil sncphcrus or tno niuio, sucn as
Abel, Mosos, David and Amos, aro suggestive
of Him who was born to be the
good and great and chief Shcphord.
9. "And, lo, the angel of the Lord came
upon them, and the glory of the Lord
shone round about them, and they were
sore afruid." Thoso ministering spirits
aro evor with us (Hob. i, 14), having constant
access to heaven, listening to the
voico of God and doing His bidding (Math,
xviii. 10; Ps. ciii, 20). There are several
causes of fear, such as sin, ignorance and
superstition, but sin is back of all. With
our sins forgiven and assured of the same
(I John ii, 12; Isa. xliil, 25), and of the
perfect love of God to us (I John iv, 18),
wo should always sing, "I will trust and
not bo afraid" (Isa. xii, 2).
10. "And the angel said unto them,
Fear not, for behold I bring you good tidings
of great joy, which shall bo to all
peoplo." I would heartily urge upon every
boliever a prayerful study of all the "fear
nots" of tho Bible, that thus great joy
may come to you personally and then
through you to all whom you may reach.
Tho first ono is found in Gen. xv, where
we read for the first time of righteousness
and of sacrifice as tho ground of all assurance.
Until wo know Him as our righteousness
wo have not received the good
tidings (Bom. x, 4).
11. "For unto you is born this day in
tho city of David a Saviour, which is
Christ tho Lord." Isaiah had writton,
"Unto us a child is born, unto us a son is
given" (Isa. ix, 6), and now after 700
years the prophecy is literally fulfilled. So
6urely and litorally shall the rest of Isa.
ix, 6, 7, be fulfilled in duo time, bringing
salvation to all Israel and to all the world.
This is He who was foreordained before
tbo foundation of the world, but in duo
time made manifest (I Pet. i, 20).
12. "And this shall bo n sign unto you,
Yo shall find tho babo wrapped In swaddling
clothes, lying in a manger." Inn
manger because there was no room for
them in tho inn (verso 7) See how poor
He became for us that we through His
poverty might bo rich (II Cor. viii, 9). We
may well therefore "let our turn of mind
be free from the love of money; constant
with such things as wo have; for Himself
hath said, I will in no wiso fail thee,
neither will I in any wiso forsake thee. So
that-with good courago we may say, The
Lord is my helper; I will not fear" (Heb.
xiii, 5, 6, R. V. and margin).
13. "And suddenly there was with tho
angola multitude of tho heavenly host."
John describes the multitude which ho
saw as ten thonsund times ten thousand
and thousands of thousands (Rov. v, 11).
Think also of tho host that cared for Elijah
(II Kings vi, 17), and of tho legions which
Jesus might have had for tho asking.
"God for us," includes all the powers at
His command. How can wo fear?
14. "Praising God and saying, Glory to
God in tho highest, and on earth peace,
good will toward men." See the song of
seruphim and cherubim in Isa. vi, 3; Rev.
iv, 8, there is no self praise, but "Holy,
holy, holy is the Lord." "Worthy Is the
T.;imli " tin* cnniraf nncels and redeemed
(Rev. iv, 11; v, 9, 12). Let us bo over singing
it, while we abide hero in theso mortal
bodies and hold ourselves wholly for His
pleasure, that through us Ho may proclaim
to others that thero is peace for them, too,
in Jesus Christ (Acts x, 30).
15. "Let us now go even unto Bethlehem.
and see this thing which is come to
pass, which the Lord hath made known
unto'us." Simply and delightfully they
believed God. They could say, "We have
known and belioved" (I John lv, 16). The
Lord by the augcb made them know, and
thoy simply received the message. It is
our privilege to believe all that God says
and thus make glad the heart of our Lord,
for He was surely glad when Ho said to
His Father, "I have given unto them the
words which thou gavest me. and they
have received them" (John xvii, 8).
16. "And they came with haste and
found Mary and Joseph, and tho babe lying
in a manger." They did well to go
quickly, for it is well to mako haste to belicvo
God; then thero will bo no occasion to
mako hasto from fear (Isa. xxviil, 10), but
quiet'y and restfully hasten on His business.
Thoy found as they had been told
(Luko six, 32; xxii, 13), and so shall we
always And; therefore wo do well to say,
"I believo God that it shall be even as it
was told mo" (Acts xxvii, 25).
17. "And when they hod seen it they
mado known abroad tho saying which was
told them concerning this child." Wo
must first see for ourselves and then live
to mako others know and see. Here is
the great mistake of tho vast majority of
Christians; thoy seem content to see Him
for themselves, but have little ambition to
mako Him known abroad, notwithstanding
His word that in the power of His
Spirit wo are to bo His witnesses into the
ends of the earth (Acts i, 8).
18. "And all they that heard it wondered
at those things which were told them
by tho shepherds." Wondering is not believing.
There is a great deal of hearing
the good news which leads to nothing
more than wondering (see Luko iv, 22;
ix, 43; xi, 14), but the word preached does
not profit thoso who hear unless they believe
it (Hob. iv, 2). "Without faith it is
impossible to please God" (Heb. xi, 6),
which cortainiy implies max, oy iaiwi wo
can please Him. Let us then "Havo faith
in God." "Bo not afraid, only believe."
19. "But Mary kept all these things and
pondered them in her heart." That is the
thing to do, receivo the word, keep it and
bring forth fruit with patience (Luke viii,
15). It is written of her, "Blessed is sho
that believed; for there shall bo u performance
of %hoso things which were told her
from tho Lord" (Lukoi, 45). Daniel heard
many things which ho could not understand,
but he kept them in his heart (Dan.
vii, 28).
20. "And tho shepherds returned, glorifying
and praising God for all tho things
that they had heard and seen, as it was
told unto them." When we believe, we
become filled with such joy and peace that
wo cannot but speak the things which we
huvo seen and heard (Rom. xv, IS; Acts
?J ?t IJ t? <?. Ko.
XV, Z), iinu wneii wo wuuiu icnuiu hi w
comes like a lire in our bones, and we cannot
forbear (Jer. xx, 8, 9). Compare Luke
v, 25, 20; vii, 10; xiii, 13; xvli, 15; xviii,
43; xxiii, 47, on glorifying God. The summit
of life is to know Him and to make
Him known (Jer. ix, 24; II Cor. Iv, 11).
SST The practice of frightening little
children in order to make thera quiet,
has in some cases, resulted in convulsions
and death.
If the childreu want pets, pray
indulge them, but insist upon their
taking sole charge of them as well as
giving them the best of care.
ittiscclluncous ^mtliiti).
A CANINE PRODIGY.
A writer in The Atlantic Monthly
has seen a dog that picks out cards as
they are called for, and makes change
out of an assortment of bank-bills and
silver. The animal was exhibited,
privately and not for money, by its
owner, whose name is called Harris.
A dozen or so of playing cards were
selected out of a new pack, which
Harris had not touched, and each
corner turned up, for the. dog's convenience,
were placed in a row upon
the floor. The "picture cards'' were
left out at the man's request, as Bruce,
the performer, had never been able to
distinguish a knave from a king.
"lrye see tnem cara9, my ooy r"
began Harris, in a low, conversational
tone. "Now pay attention good, and
when the ladies ask you for a card,
you bring it straight to me. You had
better go and take a squint at them
first."
Bruce rose slowly, and walked down
the line and back again.
"Now, theu, ladies, choose your
card ; and do you listeu good, my
boy."
"Nine of diamonds," said raaterfamilias,
with a very skeptical face.
Bruce walked dowu the line once.
Returning, he picked up the nine of
diamonds and took it to his master,
who had not spoken a word.
"Ace of spades," some one else called,
and Bruce found it.
Then some one asked for the five of ,
clubs, which was not there. Bruce
walked down the line as usual, but
came back very slowly, aud made a
third trip. Then he stopped, and gave
vent to a short, quick bark. 1
"Means to say it isn't there," observpd
Harris, who was not looking at the
cards.
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"WO, inarm, ue juat kuu>ts iucuj
cards like a book, all except the pic
turs," said Harris, in answer to one ol
the ludies, who wanted to know if he
really had given the dog no signs:
"When he learns the picturs, we're
going to play euchre, him an' me,
ain't we old boy ?"
"He kin count, too, up to 100, 'n' he
knows money," Harris went on. "If
you happen to have some coins and a
hill or two, "we'll show you."
Silver and bank notes were produced
and laid in a row.
Somebody called for a quarter, which
Bruce straightway selected, as he did
other coins as they were asked for.
Next paterfamilias called for 60 cents,
which Bruce made up of the half-dollar
and dime. Various combinations
of the coins were tried, and not once
did the dog fail.
Then we tried the bills, and though
Bruce hesitated once or twice, he nevmade
a mistake. If we asked for a
combination he could not make, he sat
up and barked. We exhausted ourselves
with questions, but Harris only
reiterated that the collie could realh
count up to 100.
Thk Scotch Thistle.?The thistle
isn't a beautiful flower, but, as the
proverb runs, "Handsome is as handsome
does," and as it once saved Scotland
from an invading army, it hatbeen
adopted as the national flower.
"But the thistle did them such good
service once," says a writer, "they
learned to esteem it very highly. One
time the Danes invaded Scotland, and
they prepared to make a night attack
on a sleeping garrison. So they crept
along barefooted, as still as possible,
until they were almost up to the spot.
Just at that moment a barefooted soldier
stepped on a great thistle, and the
hurt made him utter a sharp, shrill cry
of pain. The sound awoke the sleepers
; and each man sprang to his arms.
They fought with great bravery, and
the invaders were driven back with
much loss. So, you see, the thistle
saved Scotland ; and ever since it has
been placed on their seal as their national
flower."
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Absolutely Pure
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CHRISTMAS
IS nearly on us once more, and the
young and the old alike will he trying
to make as many happy as they can. To
look through our splendid assortment is
a pastime?dazzling, bewitching, charm- I
ing, captivating, entrancing, pleasing, I
beautiful, winning, handsome, admirable,
attractive, durable, useful, appropriate, 1
economical, extravagant, superior, ser- I
viccable, lasting, desirable, excellent, beneficial.
The Largest Stock of Silveware '
Shown in Vorkville for Years, i
Fine Vases, Toilet Sets, Tea Sets. Lamps, ,
etc. Ask to see our 25-cent cabinet size <
Photo Frame. Nothing ever seen before J
for less than a half to equal it.
Fruit Cake Material of Every j
Description.
Fresh French Candy, Nuts, Raisins, J
Oranges, Lemons, etc., etc. ]
Cream Cheese, finest made, at 1(1 cents
per pound. Another grade at 12} cents a
pound. ,
Don't think because we talk and aulvertise
so many other lines of goods that we
are not in it on Fancy Groceries; not so.
We can sell them at less than other folks,
and make a living 011 other things. Fresh,
Plain and Fancy Buckwheat, Dried Apples,
Prunes, Oatllakes, Icing Sugar,
and in fact, well?everything at our store.
DOES YOUR BOY WANT A GUN?
Do you want a Gun ? More hoys' Guns
to arrive this week, a large stock of men's
Guns at unheard-of low prices. Pistols
and cartridges. W. B. MOORE A CO.
KAISINS GOING n
AT 10 cents per POUND at J. W. DOBSON'S.
THE YORKVIL]
FOR
EITHER WEEKLY OR SEMI-W!
ALL THE NEWS WHII
Numerous Valuable and Usefu
ARTICLES WORTH $250.00 F(
Buggy, Organ, Bicycles, Cor
Machines, Watches, Tabl
COMMENCE RIGHT NO1
The yorkville enquirer pub- j
lishes weekly, more news than any [
other paper in the Fifth Congressional
district, and is distinguished from other
papers in the following important particulars:
First. It is edited at home for
home readers. Second. Its news is closest j
up to date. Third. It is one of the most
reliable. Fourth. .It gives its subscribers
me greatest viiiue? iur mu jcuat mwuoj'.
Fifth. It is issued both weekly and
semi-weekly. Sixth. It is the best:
printed.
THE SEMI-WEEKLY EDITIONS
are issued on Wednesdays and Fridays.
Each edition contains all the more important
county, State and general happenings
close up to date, and differs most materially
from the weekly editions of daily pa- j
pers in that it eliminates that which is of1
no interest in this section, and condenses
into short and convenient space the gist
of important happenings in such a manner
as to give the reader the greatest amount j
of information with the least amount of
reading. The size of each edition is governed
by the amount of important matter
to be published ; but it is never less than
twentv-four columns, and always contains
more live news than any other paper published
in this section.
THE WEEKLY EDITION is intended
especially for those subscribers who find
it inconvenient to get to the postoflice at
frequent intervals, and who prefer their
weekly reading in one paper. It is of the
same size and shape as formerly, contains
all the news of the semi-weekly, and such
happenings of importace as may develop
after the semi-weekly has been published.
It will give the readers a complete and
comprehensive review of the happenings
of the week, and keep them as well informed
as the semi-weekly, except at less fre
quent intervals.
The main features that have so long
distinguished THE ENQUIRER sis the
leading country weekly of the South, will
be preserved without change, except in
the direction of improvement. Here we
refer to the continued publication of
COPYRIGHTED SERIALS by the foremost
writers of the day, carefully selected j
Miscellaneous matter that is both enter- j
tabling and instructive, Humorous j
matter, "Wayside gatherings," and Farm j
and Fireside articles, all in addition
to a complete local, State and general (
news service, together with explanatory;
editorials on such subjects as may be j
considered as requiring explanation.
TO CLUBMAKERS.
We have no regularly authorized agents j
to solicit subscriptions to THE ENQUIR- I
ER. We prefer to leave this work to any i
and all citizens of the various sections j
who wish to undertake it. Each and I
everybody is respectfully solicited to |
make up a club, small or large, send us j
names of subscribers, together with postoflice
address, and 81.75 for each annual I
subscription, and we will take pleasure in j
giving liberal compensation in proportion
to services rendered, according to the
terms published below.
Terms of Subscription?Postage Free.'
Single Copy, one year, 8 2 00
Two Copies, one year, 3 50 i
One Copy, two years, 3 50
One Copy, six months, 1 00 ;
One Copy, three months, 50 ;
Ten Copies, one year 17 50
And one copy, one year, to the person j
making a club of TEN at $1.75 for each j
subscriber.
Payment required to be made in advance.
PREMIUMS FOR THE
LARGEST CLUBS.j
For the THREE LARGEST CLUBS of'
subscribers, yearly respectively, at $1.75 j
for each subscriber, to tneSEMI-WEEK
LY or WEEKLY, or part SEMI-|
WEEKLY and part WEEKLY, we otfer ;
1st. The BEST 875.00 OPEN BUGGY, !
manufactured by the Carolina Buggy Co., I
Yorkville, S. C. The Buggy offered as a I
premium will be equal in QUALITY and
FINISH to any made by that company.
The buggy may be either selected from
stock or finished as to color, springs, etc.,
at the option and according to the preference
of the person entitled to it. The |
reputation 01 me tanuiiiit vw,, mi i
making good buggies, renders it unneces-1
sary to say anything further than that it I
will be a first-class article in every respect, j
Or, if preferred by the person entitled to j
the buggy, will give in place of it a firstclass
MONARCH BICYCLE, suitable for
either lady or gentleman, as may bede-|
sired, valued at $85.
2d. A WILCOX A WHITE ORGAN,
known as "La Belle," valued at $75. The '
Organ is to be furnished us by Mr. G. T.
Scnorb, the agent of the company in i
York county. The value put on the Organ
is his regular retail price for one of that
style. The Organ has five octaves, the
ease is black walnut with bevel plate mirror,
contains two complete sets of reeds :
and octave couplers, and nine stops. The j
tone and workmanship is equal to that of1
the higher priced instruments. Included'
with tne Organ is a handsome stool. If,
however, the person entitled to this pre- (
mium should not desire it, we will give in
place of it, an ACME BICYCLE, valued
(it 5<8o. One suitable tor eimera inuy on
gentleman will be furnished as may be j
preferred.
The Bicycles mentioned above are first-!
class machines in every respect and are 1
frequently sold at higher prices than the
value we have put on them.
.'Id. One 12-DISK latest improved CORBIN
DISK HARROW, valued at ?10. |
The standard character and worth of this'
igricultural implement are too well- i
known to require any detailed description. J
The person returning and paying j
fortlie largest number of subscribers at j1
*1.75cents each, will be entitled to first!,
jhoice of one of the above mentioned
premiums; the person returning and pay- j,
ng for the second largest number will be j <
mtitled to the second choice ; and the j j
jerson returning and paying for the third 1 j
argest club will be entitled to the Corbin I
Disk Harrow. .
PREMIUMS FOR OTHER CLUBS. ,
roit SIXTY OK MOKE .V.IMES. ; j
To every person who obtains and pavs j I
or SIXTY OR MORE NAMES at $1.75 J
Mich ; but who fails to secure any other'
GrARRY IRON RO<
MANUFACTI
IKON ROOFING, /b&wfcfr
KIMI'KI) AND CORRIHATED
Iron Tile or Shingle. A
FIRE PROOF DOORS,
SHUTTERS, ETC. I: ;
rHE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS 0
Orders received by L. M. GRIS
LE ENQUIRER
189? I
EEKLY ST THESAMEPRICE.
aE it is still news.
1 Premiums for Club Makers.
)R CLUBS OF SUBSCRIBERS. *
bin Disk Harrow, Sewing
e Knives and Forks, etc.
W AND GO TO WORK!
a
premium, we will give as compensation,
one "ENQUIRER" SEWING MACHINE,
or one 11-JEWEL WALTHAM
WATCH in a Fahy's dnstproof open
faced silver case, or a HOUSEKEEPER'S
SET OF SILVER SPOONS, FORKS
AND KNIVES, etc. The Sewing Machine
is similar in every respect to the
well-known and popular "Peerless." It
is of the higharm style, has four drawers,
finished in oak or walnut as may be preferred,
is finely ornamented, is fitted with M
improved automatic bobbin-winder, has
self setting needlcand self-threading cylinder
shuttle, and all the tools and attachments
required with a first-class sewing
machine. The Watch, which is here mentioned,
is all that is requisite for one who
wants a reliable and durable time-keemer.
The housekeeper's outfit consists of SIX
DESERT SPOONS, THREE TABLE
SPOONS, SIX MEDIUM FORKS, ONE
SUGAR SHELL, SIX MEDIUM SIZE
KNIVES and ONE TWIST BUTTER * 1
KNIFE. These articles are manufactured
by the Rodger Bros., of Meriden, Conn.
Every article in the set is of A1 quality,
and plated with pure silver. Either
premium would be good value at $22.50.
FOR FORTY A XI) LESS Til AX SIXTY.
To every person who obtains and pays
for FORTY NAMES and less than sixty,
and who fails to secure any other premium,
we will give one SEVEN JEWEL
WALTHAM WATCH, in a Fahy's open
face case, or a set of ROGERS BROTHERS'
CUTLERY, consisting of SIX v
MEDIUM SIZED TABLE KNIVES
.... ,1 CTV tVYlTTJ TTVI? T.T4TJT/C Tl.n
uiiu i v/i; iv I i 11 u i wivnoi a uc
blades of these knives are made of the
finest quality of crucible steel, finely
tempered, and the handles of nickle silver,
quadrupled plated with pure silver.
The pattern selected is known as the
"Siren." The watch is a reliable timekeeper,
and either of the premiums offered
is worth $15.00.
FOR THIRTY AND LESS THAN FORTY.
To every person who returns and pays
for a CLUB OF THIRTY and less than *
forty names, and who fails to secure any
other premium, we will give one SEVEN
JEWEL OPEN FACE AMERICAN
STANDARD WATCH in aFahy'sdust
proof silver case. Or, if preferred, will
give a SET OF HALF DOZEN TEA
SPOONS, HALF DOZEN TABLE
SPOONS and ONE BUTTER KNIFE of
Rogers Brothers' "Siren" pattern. These
spoons and butter knife are made of
nickle silver and plated with pure silver.
Either of the premiums offered is worth
at least 810.00. %
FOR TWENTY AND LESS THAN 30.
To every person who returns and pays
fi\r u of TWRXTY ami loua than
thirty names, and who fails to secure any
other premium, we will give a copy of
THE ENQUIRER for one year, and a
copy for one year of anv WEEKLY
NEWSPAPER or MONTHLY MAGAZINE
published in the United States,
the publication to be selected by the person
entitled to receive it.
FOR TEX AXO LESS Til AX TIVEXTY
To every person whe returns and pays
far a CLUB OF TEN and less than twenty
names, and who fails to secure any other
premium, we will furnish THE ENQUIRER
for one year, or one GRAVY LADLE
of the "Siren" pattern, made of
nickle silver and plated with pure silver,
and valued at $2.
FOR SIX A XII LESS Til AX TEX.
To every person who returns and pays ?
for a club ot SIX and less than ten names,
and who fails to secure any other premium,
we will give a CHILD'S TABLE SET,
including a knife, fork and spoon, made of
the best materials and plated with pure
silver. Valued at 81.50.
FOR THREE AXO LESS THAN SIX.
To every person who returns and pays
for a CLUB OF THREE and less than six
names, and who fails to secure any other
premium, we will give a handsome "Siren"
BUTTER KNIFE, made of nickle
silver, plated with pure silver, and valued
at 81.
CONDITIONS.
TWO SIX MONTHS' SUBSCRIBERS
at 81 each, will be considered the equivalent
of one yearly subscriber at 81.75 and
so counted. A subscription paid for two
or more years in advance at 81.75 will
be counted sis one name for each year _
w*
su pain.
Club-makers will be held personally responsible
for the payment of all names '
returned by tbem. Alter a club-maker
has returned and paid for any name, he
can, at anytime thereafter, discontinue
the sending of the paper to the person for
whom he has paid, and transler the unexpired
time to any other person, provided
the person to whom the transfer is
desired was not a subscriber at the time ^
the original name was entered on our
books. .
No name will lie counted in competition
for a premium until the subscription
price has been paid ; nor will any premium
be delivered until a satisfactory settlement
has been made for all names returned
by the club-maker.
Persons who commence making clubs
will not be permitted to transfer their club
to another club-maker's list after the ^
names have been entered on our books.
It is not necessary that the names of a
club should all be at the same postoffice.
Names may be taken at any number of
places.
Club-makers are requested to send in
names as rapidly as they secure them.
All subscriptions must be forwarded to
us at the expense of those sending them.
We will be responsible for the safe
transmission of money only when sent by J
draft, registered letter or money order
dntwti 011 the York ville postoffice.
In sending names, write plainly, and
give postoffice, county and .State.
All subscriptions will be discontinued
at the expiration of the time paid for.
A separate list will be kept for each
[ lubmaker, who will be credited with
each name sent, so that the number sent M
I>y any one person may be ascertained at s
i moment's notice.
In case of a tie for either premium, two
weeks will he allowed in which to "untie."
The time in which names may be returned
under our propositions will expire
it I o'clock p. m. on Wednesday, the
llth day of March, 1800.
L. M. GRIST A SONS,
Yorkville, S. C.
31^11VG COMP'NY,
JRERS OF
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And Cement.
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