liuiuovous sDrjmrhnrnt. A TEST CASE. I It wasn't late when the Pitcher street at muu came home, and notwithstanding ( he walked iu with a smile and sat e\ dowu ou the other side of the lamp [ stand from his wife and picked up a w newspaper, as rneu do when they ^ come home, she, for some unaecount- tj( able reason suspected him. She look- . ed up over her work at him two or J three times and finally spoke : uBy the way, John,'* she said, "will ? you do me a favor?" *e' "Certuinly, my dear ; what is it ?" fl said John. fri "I want you to say this for me, 'Gaze I] on the gay gray brigade.' " es "Graze on the gray gay bigrade," re- ui plied John triumphantly. I "Lovely," she exclaimed. "Now f0 try this one, "Give Grimes Jim's gilt ba gig whip.'" t "Grive Jimes Gim's gig jilt whip," Sp responded Johu, as glibly as you xji please. . "Excellent, excellent," she cried. ^ "Now this one 'Sarah iu a shawl skov- ar eled soft snow softly.' " g He shivered a little, but never let on. 1 "Sharah iu a sawl soveled shoft snow f softly," he said, with oratorical effect. 1 "Oh. you dear old thing," she laughed. "Now one more and then I "r won't trouble you again." t0 "No trouble, I assure you, my dear," I said John. "Go ahead." of "Well, say this, 'Say, should such a iu shapely sash such shabby stitches g show.'" ye Johu gave a great gulp to his Adam's 1,1 apple, which oscillated iu his throat. 5 "My dear," he said slowly, "I begin p0 to shuspect that you shtispicion me, but th you are mistaken?entirely uiistakeu, rjj aud I positively decline to pose fur- ^ ther as a pronouncing dictionary. You e(j have observed that I have made a ?j sucshess as far as I have gone, but there is a limit, aud the next thing I know you will be asking me to say 'the scene was tuly rural,' a thing I 00 never could say without gettiug my \V tongue twisted, and you will think 11 your suspicions are well grounded, ? when you ought to know they are not." SQ And John buried himself in his newspaper aud utterly refused to hear any ev further appeals from the other side of w' the t.iHIu ?T)i?trnif. Free Press. 8 , t , wl He Got Hp Early.?There is a man in the southern part of this eity who went home late one night last week. nc He felt hungry, and thought he could * get into the pautry without the aid of ?* a light. He opened the door carefully so as ^ not to awaken the household. er He trailed his fingers along the top ? shelf. P' The first thing he struck was nice w' fresh lard. fe He tried again. Ju It was butter this time. J He said something that would hard- stl ly pass at a prtlyer meeting. ^ Then he tried once more. * ' a:? mi Ab, bis bngers weut iuio suiueium^ ? that felt like oysters. He took down 158 the can aud tasted it. Yes, it must be ? oysters, though they didn't taste right w' up to date. In a few moments he had as gulped it all down, despite the peculiar uc taste. Then he took off his shoes and dc went up stairs to bed. Wl He woke up the next morning just J two hours before his usual time for mi rising. He wondered what was the ye matter with his stomach. It was a mi very strauge feeling, as though he had "2 eaten dried apples aud drank a lot of "1 cold water. 8 When he came down to breakfast It novt mnrninrr thA first thine his wife Wl asked him was: ca "George did you touch the pail of be yeast on the pantry shelf? Why, do what is the matter?" she cried, as her g husband made one frantic effort to swallow up all the water in the pitch- ejs er.?Syracuse Post. H, Created a Sensation.?A distiu- ee; guished preacher, of somewhat arbi- g trary manners, was engaged to preach co in Belgravia, and purchased a new hat bo for the occasion. He was met outside gb his residence by a young man, who an was to guide him to the church. His po guide, after the parson thought a rude th " ""ft '??-?rl omila coiil smic aim ouiuv^ oui\* . - | I beg pardon, sir; but your bat?" u0h, yes! never mind the hut, but tjj mind your own business," the parson jnj interrupted, curtly; and the young 0f mau was silenced. The people they met stared aud smiled, too. m( "Strange how many people notice R when one has got a new hat," thought e(j the parson. The church was reached, . aud the worshippers approaching nat- ^ urally turned to observe the noted preacher. The vicar met him at the vestry ^ door to welcome him, but hesitatiug, said : * * "Pardon me, canon, but pray why . do you wear your hat so?" /lAflnrl nn/1 tlin Aiitbi/lo l UC Uic ao uuuvuj uuu viiv vukviuv found to be still covered with white paper, which the absent-minded di- ca vine had not removed.?Chicago In- 013 ter-Oceau. I Ei Advising the Pastor.?A young mi lady organist in a church was capti- m' vated with the young pastor of a church se in the next street, and was delighted Pc to hear one week, that by an exchange si' he was to preach the next Sunday in 8 her own church. The organ was pump- re ed by an obstreperous old sextou, who nc would often stop when he thought the th organ voluntary had lasted long to enough. This day the organist was sp anxious that all should go well, and as di the service was about to begin she co wrote a note intended solely for the J sexton's eye. He took it, and, in at spite of her agonized beckonings, car- sa ried it straight to the preacher. Wha- ca was the gentleman's astonishment co when he read : "Oblige me this mornt lit ing by blowing away until I give you hi the signal to stop. Miss Allen."?St. th Louis Republic. cc Waits id c (Gatherings. Pa?" Occasionally the wisest owl hoots the wrong time. t?F" Don't go untidy on the plea that 'erybody kuows you. PaT" Abuse a man unjustly, and you ill make friends for him. IS?* What fools we mortals be, par;ularly when we are young. iST" It is the idle people of this earth ho make most of the trouble. SiT Instruction is to the human intel ct what cultivation is to the soil. fiT Avoid quarreling with your ic-nds; a quarrel is never made up. fiT The world's population increasat the rate of one per cent, per anlm. fiT You can trade your reputation r a dollar, but you can never trade ick. fiT It is said that more money is ent for eggs than for flour in the nited States. tST Many preachers try to make eir congregations better than they e themselves. fiT For every dollar a raau earns, he es something that he wants that auld cost him two. &T When suspicion points her little iger at a man, the finger soon grows be as large as a telegraph pole. ST "If you want to make the most your hired man, give him the tools work with," says an old farmer, fir Texas will have no timber in 15 ars if the present rate of cutting 300,000,000 feet a year continues, fir So many friends who look symithetic when \ou tell your troubles, ink to themselves that it serves you iht. fir "How do you happen to be callJack?" "Oh, it is just a nickname." didn't know but that it was an abeviatiou." fiT" The court records of Stafford unty, Va., date back to 1099. The ritingofthe oldest document is as stinct as the day it was traced, fir Platinum has been drawu iuto mnth wire so fine that it could not distinguished by the naked eye en when stretched across a piece of bite cardboard. fir A person was boasting that he is 9prung from a high family. "Yes." id a bystander, "I have seen some of e family so high that their feet could >t touch the ground."' A lazy fellow falling a distance 50 feet, and escapiug with only a w scratches, a bystander remarked at he was "too slow to fall fast iough to hurt himself." ST "Small thanks to you," said a aiutiff to one of his witnesses, "for hat you said in this case," "Ah, sir," plied the conscious witness, "but st think of what I didn't say." ST Fogg thinks it a remarkable inince of the superior intelligence of e house fly that it can remember, ter lying dormant all winter, which ember of the family is possessed of a .Id head. A boy who could not understand hat conscience meant was at last ked : "What is it that gives you an icomfortable feeling when you have es not grow in the United States. An extempore preacher intended end his peroration with a slow iculation of "a mess of pottage." b did end with, "A pot of messages? -message of pots?a pottage of mes3," then, giving it up, hastily retired. Fifty years ago a horse power st six or seven pounds of coal an ur. Today a good compound enoe will produde a horse power at one d one-half pounds an hour. Water wer costs nearly as much now as eu. @T If a Chinaman saves a man's life i is compelled by law to support him e re6t of his days. Often a drowng man will perish in sight of a score sturdy swimmers who are too poor undertake the feeding of another 311th. 6T" A San Francisco girl, disappoiutiu love years ago, has built a cabin the woods on the Upper Salmon /er, and lives there alone. She is an pert hunter, and has raised a pair of izzly bears, which are very affectione toward her. , ST Pat?Ye sez Oi'm not ez good an nerican as ye are. Begorra, I'm a ;ht better wun. Native A. P. A.? dw is that, you bog-trotting Fenian ? it?Because ye wuz born an Amerin an' cudn't help yerself, whoile Oi'm e uv me own free will. 6T "To put one's foot in it" is an iglish country saying. After the ilk is Urawn irom me cows 11 is cornonly placed in large, flat pans, and t on the ground to cool, iu which isiiion it is an easy matter for a clumfellow to put his foot in the pan. ST When pruning the orchard, and moving a large limb, first saw a itch on the under side of the limb ; en saw down through the upper side meet that below. This will prevent fitting the limb. Use gum shellac ssolved in alcohol or a thin, lightlored paint to coat the wound. j6T" Charlie went fishing one day, id when he came home his father id, "Charlie how many fish did you ,tch ?" Charlie answered, "Oh! I iuld not count them." "Why, you tie fibber," said his father, "you iven't any fish at all." "I know at," said Charlie; "that's why I iuld not count them." iov thf Jiomr tf irclr. A GENTLEMAN. I knew him for a gentleman By signs that never fail ; His'coat was rough and rather worn, His cheeks were thin and pale? A lad who bad his way to make, With little time to play? I knew him for a gentleman By certain signs today. He met his teacher on the street; Otl'came his little cap. My door was shut; he waited there Until I heard his rap. . He took the bundle from my hand, And when I dropped my pen He sprang to pick it up for me? This gentleman often. He thinks of you before himself, He serves you if he can; For in whatever company. The manners make the man. At ten or forty 'tis the same. The manners tell the tale; And I discern the gentleman By signs that never fail. YOU NEVER SAID SI) BEFORE JOHN. In a recent issue of The Evangelist, at the end of the column of editorial notes, ve read these words: "A dear mother lay dying and her oldest son as he knelt by her bedside, cried 'You have been a good mother to us.' The dying woman opened her eyes, and with a feeble smile, whispered : 'You never said so before, John.' " In reading these words of the dying mother, we could not but imagine what Johu's thoughts were after those lips ceased speaking forever. Not that John had necessarily been a son that had brought heaviness to the heart of his mother. He might have been, and probably was, a good son, as that phruse goes, but he had not been thoughtful and considerate of his mothers sensitive feelings as to unspoken words of appreciation. He had been full of his business projects, his family interests, and the cluiuis that the world has on children of maturer years. He meant to be a loyal son and to see that his mother had everything for her physical comfort, but he never thought for a moment how.much she longed for a loving caress, and words that made her feel assured that she was still as dear to be John as she had been in the days of childhood. There comes a time in a mother's life when she feels that she is not essential to her" children, as far as caretaking and providing for their physical wants are concerned. They are grownup men and women, and able and willing, as they should be, to look out for themselves. They naturally feel that mother is relieved of a great care and responsibility, but the mother sits in her room alone and longs for the old days when they were toddling at her side, holding on to her gown, or coming to her for comfort when the childhood days had there aches and puins, their shadows and disappointments. No need of them to tell her tlieu that she was the most necessary of all persons living to make their lives happy. The little arms wound about her neck, the warm kisses given on cheek, the loving words spoken so often, assured her of their true and unselfish love and devotion for her. That mother, as she thinks of it all, wonders how she could have ever been weary of the work and waiting; she is sorry that she spoke an impatient or cross word to those little ones, and she longs to tell the young mothers to be very patient and tender, for the childhood time is so soon out-grown. But when the children are no longer on that care as they were then, still the mother wants from the grown up children some of the sweet caresses and the loving words that she used to have when they were little ones, and if they neglect to give them, she falls into a way of thinking that the new loves, the new interests, and the busy life of the maturer years are crowding mother out. John was probably astonished when he thought of it all. It was so stranee 0? ? that mother bad not taken it for granten that he knew she had been a good mother to him. That is just where so many of us make a great mistake in our daily living, leaving our dear ones to take for granted the kind words, the thoughtful acts, and the loving caresses that we should give them. A little petting now and then is as dear to the sweet old mother as it is to the children in the household. The letters that go to the home from the children that are out in the world fighting life's battles?how dear they are to the mother! Aud yet how * t- ll, . long soraenmes u is Deiween uie receiving of one letter and a second one. Mother knows, girls aud boys, that you have grown up and are doiug your duty in the'new homes and the new life?work God has given you. She knows this is just as it should be; but take time to talk or write to her once in a while of the mothering days when she was all the world to you, and tell ber how the influence of her teachings and prayers have been with you all your lives, and that you bless God you have such a mother, and pray that he will spare her many, many years to bless you with her prayers and love. Then, if the call comes suddenly and unexpectedly for you to go and receive her last blessing, you will have the comfort of knowing that you were thoughtful of her, not leaving her to take for granted that you loved her, but that she heard the words of endearment often from your lips, and was made happy by them.? Susan Teall Perry, in the Evangelist. Bedroom Hints.?Restful sleep renews the life. Never sleep with the face turned toward a near wall. Never have children habitually sleep with older persons. Pure air is fully as important in sleeping as in waking hours. Strawberry Dumplings.?Crust made same as for shortcake, and roll out one-half inch thick ; put as many berries in the centre of each dumpling as you can, and fold over as you would for apple dumpling. Bake one-half hour, and serve with sugar and cream. ittiscctlaneons i??ulinahoa nn/1 rlA it/Viof CO III 111 IU SUll LUC uuiot uuu v*w ttuuv he pleases with the money. And, by the way Richardson, I wish you would write and tell me if it was a good horse or not." The curious can read the copy of Sam Houston's deed to the 1G0 acres in the record of the Quincy land office, says the Washington Star. BfiT" They tell it of a member of a well-known club that he never under any circumstances forgets to be polite. The relations between the gentleman in question and his wife have been strained lor yeas a. Last week matters culminated in a row. which resulted in a separation. When the war of words ?vas at its height, the wife cried, latterly. "Then you love me no longer?'' "Madam." replied the hu?buiid, with his very best bow, "I have that happi- i ness." Even in that trying moment, he knew how to live up to his reputation. Dot; Transfkrs His (Tstom.?A Philadelphia dog used to be sent by his master every morning with a penny in ids mouth to purchase a bun for breakfast. He hud contiuued to do this for some time, when the baker, having changed his helper, the dog was unheeded. The dog thereupon ran to the baker, laid the penny at his i'eet and barked loiidlv at the assistant. The baker explained matters, but the assistant a surly fellow, took it in bad part, and next titne the dug appeared ' lie selected a very hut bun and gave it to him. The animal as usual, seized < the bun, but finding it too hot to hold, he dropped it. He tried it again; again it burned him. At length, as if guessing the trick, he caught the penny and ran oil' to another baker's shop in the neighborhood. Xo amount of coaxing could ever get him to return. pin I I - 1: DflwnrD run utn Absolutely Pure. A cream of tartar baking powder. Highest of all In leavening strength.?Latest United States Government I'ood Report. Royai, Baking Powder Co., IOiJ Wall St. New York. W. K. FERGUSON. J. M. FERGUSON. FERGFSOX BROS. ALL HONEST PEOPLE I SELL i GOODS FOR A PROFIT; OTHERS I HAVE I THE RIGHT i TO j no | AS 1 THEY ; PLEASE. i FERGUSON BROS. T> S ?Ciifii Pons Chickens and Efrjrs wanted at all times. Correspondence of the Yorkville Enquirer. .1. W. DOBSOX. | COTTON HARROWS. j IF you want a pood Cotton Harrow, J. W. DOBSON has them. If you want a 10-inch Hoe, we have them. Don't forget that we sell Barb Wire anil Staples for same. J. W. DOBSON keeps the best Tea for 50 cents a pound. Fresh Cheese at J. W. Dobson's cheap store. Pipe Wrenches at J. W. DOBSON'S. Shop Hammers of all kinds at J. W. DOBSON'S. Lathing, Nail and Shoe Hammers, Horse Rasps, Mill and Hand Saw Files, Hasps, Tacks, Door Stops at our Cheap Store. Bolts from 1J to 14 inches long. Plow Bolts of all kinds at J. W. DOBSON'S. Galvanized Sheet Iron at J. W. DOBSON'S. CAROLINA BUGGY CO. SPECIAL NOTICE! WE rind ourselves very much overstocked with goods, and have concluded that they nuist go. Hence if you want anything that goes on wheels, it will pay you to see us before buying. For cash, or absolutely good paper, we will sell you goods at prices never before heard of in this country, quality considered. J In order to hold our men together till j we begin to manufacture largely again, we have concluded to PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION to REPAIR WORK OF ALL KINDS. Mr. T. B. McCLAIN Is now superintendent of the manufacturingand repairing departments, and THIS FACT ALONE should be a sufficient guarantee that your repair work will be done in the very best manner. Since we are making repair work a specialtv, we are making SPECIALLY LOW PRICES. You will find them as LOW or LOWER than the LOWEST, and the quality of the work SHALL be the VERY REST. You'eati now get your old buggy made new for a mere song. We oner you SHINGLES and LUMBER of all kinds at rook bottom prices; or if you have the lumber, we shall be clad to DRY and DRESS it for vou in the most approved manner at a Very low figure. We have the most approved Sturdivant HOT-BLAST DRY-KILN, and the very best Goodell A Waters' Keystone Planing Machine. Yours for business, CAROLINA BUGGY CO. FIRE INSURANCE. FOR reliable FIRE, CYCLONE, ACCIDENT or LIFE INSURANCE, call ou SAM M. A L. GEO. GRIST, Yorkville, S. C. GARRY IRON RO< MANUFACTU IRON ROOFING, jj&Mtfclfefr Crimped and corrugated siding, k Iron Tile or Shingle, FIRE PROOF DOORS, THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS 01 Orders received by L. M. GRIST DISW^MD! ' 'PV./N y-sC /MIi* "NTQiir Qanol JL LLC 11C1U Ui UUl UV.uaxf "Teresa," has many narrowescapes and novel adventures. T eresa Is a soldier's love story, written by a soldier, CAP! C. A. CURTIS Of the United States Army, and is true to life as well as intensely interesting. Yea Should Read Teresa Bo Sure to Road the Open lot; Chaptors. Soon to Boffin in the Columns of THE ENQUIRER. Subscribe at ^ once. ROCK HILL BUGGY CO., IlOC'It IIILE, c. A COMPLICATED r.. I OMBINATION |J OLLARS COMPETITION. OUR would-be competitors are tearing their hair and giving utterance to some very strange sounds in their hopeless eilorts to show the buggy-buyingpublic why they can't compete with us in price and quality of work. They assign this that and the other reason ; but take good care not to give the correct one. They never admit that we have ciphered the cost of manufacture down fine and they have not, and claim that their work is better than ours, etc., etc., While they are doing all this, we continue to pull for the shore by making the best vehicles turned out by any concern in the South, and as good as any any where, and guarantee every one of them to give perfect satisfaction. We got on top because we are entitled to that exalted position, and it is our purpose to remain there by making nothing but the finest, best and most U stylish vehicles at a less price than anybody else, and that is tlie complicated combination that has collared competition and is making it howl. We know our goods are the best and we want you to see our agent at Yorkville, Mr. Sam M. Grist, before you buy. We are sure he can save you from 810 to 815 on a Buggy, and that amount will pay for a dandy set 3f harness. ROCK HILL BUGGY CO. W.L. Douglas CU^E* is THE BEST. aOOnUEi riT FOR A KING. cordovan; ?f Tk FRENCH ACNAMELLEO CALF. fmL Jlg4*3S0 piNE Calf & Kangaroo. $3.^P POLICE,3SOLES. W "l\1<95?$2- WORK'NGMEW^ ^ J&i. 1 -EXTRA FINE" iliiffthr;2$l7- boys'SchoolShqes. LADIES JmLa-^^ootA. SEND FOR CATALOGUE ^P0PeSPw-L-DOUGLAa? BROCKTONJ-IASS. Over One Million People wear the W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes All our shoes are equally satisfactory They give the best value for the money. They equal custom Shoes In style and fit. X - Their wearing qualities are unsurpassed. The prices are uniform,?stamped on sole. From Si to $3 saved over other makes. If your dealer cannot supply you we can. Sold by r. J. SMITH, Clover, S. C. i. C. STRAUSS, Yorkville, S. C. February 6 6 17t SUDDEN DEATtt^ The best wearing, most stylish, and the greatest value of any $3.00 Men's Shoes on the continent. Best calfskin, dongola tops, solid leather soles, with all the popular toes, lasts and fastenings, and Lewis' Cork Filled Soles. Each pair contains a paid-up Accident Insurance Policy for $100, good for 90 days. Wear Lewis'Accident Insurance Shoes once and you will never change. The * insurance goes for "full measure." Talk with your dealer who sells Lewis' Shoes. For Sale By CT.OVEB. COTTON M'F'G. CO. Clover, S. C. November 7 45 ly DFIiVGr COMP'NY, RERS OF IRON ORE PAINT And Cement. ? IRON ROOFING IN THE WORLD. 1