Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, March 28, 1894, Image 4

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|j?iMwwusi jgcpartmcnt. Sometminc Rekinei).?The pampered child of luxury from Boston was caught overnight in a rough* town in Montana. In the dining-room he was waited on by a kindly cowboy waiter, who had seen better days. "Have you any lobster a la newberg?" he asked, when he had been informed there was no soup. "Naw, but ther's some lobster a la can, if the cat ain't et it." "Have you any pate de foi gras ?" "Naw, the dry weather killed it all off." "Have you any sweetbreads and peas?" "Nary one ; hain't got any kind of bread but soda biscuit." "Have you any terrapin ?" The waiter couldn't stand it auy longer. "Lookee here, young feller," he said, pulling up a chair and resting hi3 elbows on the table very familiarly, "you ain't built fer Montana feed. What you ought to do is to * ' i i? ? ? a. r 3^ go OQCK 10 liosion ami live uu uie luuuumental concepts of modern philosophic thought and beans;" and the gentleman from Boston was utterly paralyzed. Seeing the World.?Several counties in Southern Illinois contain no railroads, and the natives have in consequence very limited opportunities for travel and observation. A young man who had never been away from his own neighborhood, finally concluded that he would explore what lay beyond the horizon. He sallied forth on foot and soon found himself among total strangers. The ways of hotel life were past finding out; but the greatest attractions were a train of cars and a river steamer. At the end of a week the young man returned home, covered with dust and glory. "Well, my son," said the father, proudly, "I reckon you've seen right smart of the world ; what do you think of it?" "Yes, pap," was the reply, "I was down as fur as the old Ohio ; and, if the world is as big up yan way as it is down t'other way, this is a powerful big world." J6T Rev. John Jasper, of Richmond, Va., the colored preacher whose "Sun do Move" sermon will be remembered, recently delivered himself on the story of Jonah as follows: "Dat country war a sea shoah, an' de hotels dey was named aftah de tings ob de sea. Dab was de 'Sailors Rest,' de 'Mariners' Rest,' de 'Sea-fariug Man's Home' an' a lot ob sich places, jist as yo' kin fin' 'em at Norfolk now. Among dese places one was called de 'Whale Belly.' Jonah eame along, and he didn't bab no scrip in his puse. He stayed dar tree days, an' when de landlady found he didn't hab any money she spewed him out. It is gib to us to show how when we don't treat a man right kase he's pore, we may be kickin' au angel unawars !" IfirSome years ago an old deacon in Pennsylvania was very self-willed, and on two or three occasions made endless trouble in church. After some years they got started again, but another row soon broke out. At last the church clerk got up and said: "Brethren and sisters, I wish that Deacon Jones was in hell." The new pastor and the members were horrified, and the pastor said : "Brother Smith, such a remark is unkind and unchristian. Why do you use such expressions about a brother ?" "Well, pastor," he replied, "I calculate if Deacon Jones was. in hell about six months, he would bust it up." Self Defense.?The boarder on the top lloor was before the court for assault aud battery. "Why," asked the Judge, "did you strike the man?" "I did it in self-defense, your Honor." "In self-defense ? Why, the testimony shows you went into his room, next to yours, where he was playing the piano, and struck him with a club. Is it true." "Yes, your Honor." "And do you call that self-defense?" "Certainly, your honor; and so would you if you had ever heard him play." V8T One morning, after a slight earthquake had visited a certain region, a young man came to the teacher of the district school, and said, excitedly, "Say, teacher, where did that thing break out at?" "What thing?" "Why, that earthquake, of course," explained the young man. "I did not know that it broke out anywhere," replied the teacher, with an amused smile; "what do you mean ?" "Didn't break out, eh ? Why, I thought it was a great big animal, something like a mole, under the ground, humpin' itself, tryin' to get out." A Father's Privilege.?Brown?As your first baby is a boy, I suppose you have the privilege of naming it. Young Father?Yes, sir-ee, I wouldn't allow any one else to name that cherub. "Have" you thought of a good name for him yet?" "Dozens of 'em ; splendid names ; just the thing; but they won't any of them do." "Why not?" "My wife won't have' em." Hit Him Hard.?"I am going to make you a handsome present," said a Wall street broker to his servant. "Thank you for your kindness, sir,* you are really very good." replied the coftchman, who expected something very handsome. "I'll make you a present of all you have stolen from me during the past year." "Thank you, sir; thank you. That is more than I expected. I hope your customers on Wall street will treat you as liberally." - ? Proper Preparation*.?Wiggs?I'll give you a quiet tip, Jenkyns, that the neighbors are going to give you and your wife a surprise party Thursday night. Maybe I ought not to tell you, but I thought perhaps you might like to make a little preparation if you knew. Jenkyns?Thank you, Wiggs, old man, I will; I'll get a double-barreled shotgun right away. The Rich Man's Philosophy.?Blande (sitting in his comfortable apartment)?How I pity the poor such a night a this. Blufl?Then why don't you put on your coat and go out and see if you cannot render any assistance to some of them ? Blande?Ah ! Then I shouldn't be so comfortable as I am now and might forget the poor and begin to pity myself. That would be selfish, you know. ? ? 8??The men who prosper in this world are the ones who mind tiieir own business, and keep on minding it. An exchange furnishes a good example : "'Tatoes !" cried a colored peddler in Richmond. "Hush dat racket. You distracts de whole neighborhood," responded a colored woman from a doorway. "You kin hear me, kin you ?" "Hear you : I kin hear you a mile." "Thanks. I'se hollerin' to be heard. 'Tatoes 1" 8kaT"I jus' dropped in mum, to oiler my new cure for indigestion, dyspepsia and kindred ailments, muni. It may prove a great blessing to your family, mum, and I charge you nothing for the prescription." "Well, 1 must say that's reasonable enough. What is the cure?" "Live on plain food and give your rich and indigestible dishes to the poor. I'm the poor, mum." ? ? SriT A maiden lady, suspecting that a female servant was regaling her beau upon the cold mutton in the larder, called Betty, and inquired whether she did not hear some one speaking with her down stairs. "Oh no, ma'am," replied the girl. "It was only me singing a psalm." "You may amuse yourself, Betty," replied the maiden, with psahns, but lets have no 'hiins'." fiSaT "What do you think of the times, colonel?" "Hardest I ever saw." "Worse than the war?" "Ten times worse than the war, We all had plenty of money then." "Yes, hut you had to pay fifty dollars for a pair ol boots then." "Don't care a darn if I did ; 1 1 *> ti? x-? i i.........-f Diiu me imy uoiiars. ?>uw i u.nvu i s1'1 fifty cents." t@T "Are you the judge of reprobates said an ohl lady, as she walked into Judgi Monahan's ollice. "I am the judge of probate," was the reply. "Well, tlull's it, 1 expect," quoth the old lady. "You see, my husband died detested, and left me several little infidels; and I want to be their executioner." ? ? ttdf* "In the matter of family," sighed the poor man, who had married a widow with nine children, "I seem to have bitten oil more than I can shoe." | ?ov the ffomt Circle. j I THE SLIPPERY PATH. j Of the many dangers which beset youth 1 j there is hardly any more fatal than the spirit of extravagance, the determination to j "have a good time" regardless of expense. 1 This is one of the most alluring perils to the, i young men of our cities, i The youth who comes from the simplicity I of country life, from the quiet surroundings ! I of the old homestead, into the whirl and ex-! citement of city life, is fortunate if he can ' keep his head. He has long dreamed of "seeing the world" and now he has a chance to do so. On every side there are pleasures which are new to him, which seem all strewn I with roses and enchanting invitations to what appear to be elysian fields. Is it remarkable that so many yield to 1 these seductions? But the boy who comes to the city from 1 the country is not the only one who is in danger. The temptatious which beset him appeal in greater or less degree to every boy. The young fellow whose bright mind and fine business qualifications secure for him a promineut position finds a good int come at his command. Money comes easily to him and he sees all about him opportunities to purchase pleasure with it. He naturally likes to do so for his own gratification and to share its benefits with others. It is a g.eat thing to be known as a "prince of good fellows'' and. to spend his money like water. As a rule there is no easier victim of mistaken notions of life than the young man whose father has worked and struggled and stinted through many hard years to accumulate the fortune which he lavishes on his children. The fruits of a lifetime of toil and hardship are handed over freely to such young man, and his natural impulse is to enjoy them at once. How many fortunes have we seen dissipated by the first generation that inherited them ! There are many young men in Atlanta, and in every other city in this land for that matter, who not only live entirely in the present, but mortgage the future for present gratification. Some of them exceed their salaries and others squander the, substance which has come to them from their fathers. 1'n the effort to keep the pace and follow the fashion, they drift into debt and then into short cuts to procure the means to continue the life which has thrown its irresistible fascination around them. This process is almost inevitable to the young man who has no fixed purpose and whose only aim is pleasure. Some of the noblest natures have endeavored in vain to tread in safety this slippery path. As long as one remains on it there is progress in one direction only?and that is downward. The decline is gentle at first but sure. It leads to debt, embarrassment, loss of self respect and the respect of others, torment and torture of mind and body, and too often, to desperation and death. Every sensible mun pauses now and then to take an account of himself and which way he is going. The man who fails to do that will either amouut to nothing or will end his career a dismal failure.?Atlanta Journal. EVERY DAY ET1UUETTE. Husbands and wives in speakiug of each : other to friends and acquaintances should j observe a certain formality. Vulgarity i touches bottom when the personal pronoun "he" or she is used without the name for which these stand, and this usage, to be sure ; being confined to out-of-the-way and primi-1 tive portions of the country, is never general enough to be worth noticing. You will hear the sun-bonneted woman with the strait skirt reaching to her stout calf-skin shoes and the mark of life-long toil and exposure in her hardened hands, alude toiler backwoods partner, as "he," or as "Tim," never us "my husband," or as "Mr. Smith." But in more refined circles, where people know and observe the "requirements of etiquette," a woman does not use her husband's Christian name, much less any abbreviations of it, outside the narrow confines of their common kindred. He is "John" or "Jack" only among his brothers and sisters or very intimate friends. When his wife has occasion to speak of him to others, she says amy husband" or "Mr. Jones," doing the very thing as a matter of course which the person who is economical of nouns and lavish of prououus fail to do. A wife who values her husband's dignity ! will not regard it as of little moment wheth! er she upholds this by scrupulously speaking ! of him with respect, as well as addressing ; him with courtesy his position in the social ! world being helped or hindered by her pracj tice in this regard. If the man has an official title, as colonel, ! judge, or governor, doctor or professor, his J wife will use that title in mentioning him ! in places and on occasions and in the pres' ence of persons whenever or to whom this j usage will be in good taste. Equally a husband invariably speaks of1 j "my wife," or "Mrs. Brown, when quoting ! j his better half, as good husbands so fre-1 quently do. She is not Mary or Jennie or Margaret to j anybody except her own people, aud it is a [ bad from to make the outside world famil-1 iar with her sacred home name. To t'hil-1 dren a father naturally speaks of his wife as i your "mother," and in affectionate families ; it is quite common and by no means im- \ I proper for parents to address one another j i in the hearing of the little ones, as 'mamma' i and 'papa.' Every day etiquette is trampled under foot ' in grim and undemonstrative households,; where the pleasant custom of daily greetings i is unfortunately much of the time in abeyance. Where a grunt docs duty for a geni- j al good morning, or an inaudible murmur is all that is heard when there snouiu ne a tender good night. Politeness is a plant of slow growth. Livixu kok Show.?What we want in i ; our homes is a much simpler style of house-! keeping, and we shall have it when we learn the great lesson?which is the only remedy i for this matter?to live more for comfort; than for ostentation; to live less for show and more for substance. There is where the evil lies. We live too much for others; too' much for the world. We fix up our homes altogether too much with the idea of either j I what the outside world will say of frhem or to outdo our neighbors. When we reach that point where we shall dismiss a little of that ostentation that is so prevalent in many of our homes, we shall not only reach a ; happier state for ourselves, hut we will re- i move one-half of the nervous ailments from which our women are now suffering. It is : all well enough to have a pretty home, with rooms filled with dainty bric-a-brac, mirrors, ' cushions and ornaments of every sort. But some one must take care of these things, and generally it is not the help we may employ. So far as the ornamentation of our homes is concerned we are overdoing it in the majority of cases anyway. A room taste: lul in its rich simplicity, is the exception rather than the rule. The greater part of our drawing-rooms resemble museums more than anything else, and a man is never so " comfortable as when he is out of them. Be' tween kicking something over or knocking ;j something off. the average man's mind is i anything hut a tranquil one in the modern ' j drawing room. ' I ? Vai.i k of Civility.?Politeness is good j and always results well. A polite and suave deportment constitutes one of* the truest sym hols of good breeding. There is nothing i which costs less effort, and nothing which j , | yields a better return in the way of good . s feeling and genuine pleasure, than kindly ,' speech and affable demeanor. A graceful, polite address may be as cultivated as the' ' j reverse, and may be set down as a valuable t; accomplishment. It is much too frequently the ease that little or no defeience is paid to the feelings and tastes of others, sometimes unintentionally it may he, hut the result is the i same, and might always he forestalled hv an , | ordinary observance of the simple and fun-1 , j damental principles that underlie self pos- j t" session and true gentility. The advice oft ! an ancient sage, (Lockinan to his son, we j ;; helieve), "to regard a superior as a father, an equal as a hrother, an inferior as a son," is a : ' "<"n wieitnm nnd should he known and ''acted ui)on throughout the gradations and ramifications of society. This with a studi-1 ous observance of the (iolden Hole, or Koyul Law, '"to do unto others as you would have ' them do unto you," would leave no room for I j chaos and disorder, but would transform the j world into a veritable paradise below. j Let light, cleanliness and comfort i ! reign in your kitchen. Make the occupant! i feel that if not an important member, at [' least she is a very respected and necessary one in yonr household. O inside ^atlicviugs. 1 j BaT" Nothing that is true can ever die. 8?" There are 50,000,000 Lutherans in the world. 8?y Philadelphia had the first fire insurance | company in America. 86y (ireat Britain's capital in our railroads 1 is said to amount to $500,000,000. 8?* Happy is the man who has faith to leave all with God. He is at peace. 8ST The religion of Christ does everything for man that he cannot do for himself. BSy Oranges are now selling cheaper than apples in apple-producing regions. 8?" Five thousand words are daily sent! over the cable connecting Australia and Europe. 8?" There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say. 86T The true road to wealth?make all you can, honestly, and spend less than you make. 8fiy Seek happiness for yourself and you will lose it; but seek it for others and you will find it. 8ST" New York is the third largest city in the world, Loudon being the largest, and Paris second. 8?" At the beginning of the Christian era the relative value of gold and silver were as one to nine. 8? Of all the evil spirits abroad at this hour in the world, insincerity is by far the most dangerous. 8? Fresh eggs are heavier than the old ones. Tnerefore, when put in water the older ones will float higher. 8? A man who is wealthy and has a treasure laid up in heaven may be considered as pretty comfortably fixed. 8?* Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe will be 83 years old in June, and is in a feeble condition, mentally and physically. Ha?" Before getting married, a man should cultivate an appetite for warmed-over things, and a woman, a liking for made-over gowns, j 8? Simply because a man who works on a furm is called a farmer, it does not follow that the man who works in a forge is a forger. 8?" The grain men at Topcka say that the recent heavy snow will make a wheat crop this year of one hundred million bushels in Kansas. 8?" "Lend me $10." "I told you yesterday that I was broke." "Yes; I know; but I'd just as soon borrow from a liar as anybody else." 8?*" Wife?When we go anywhere now we have to walk. Before marriage you always called a carriage. Husband?That's why we have to walk now. 8?* In the next war the German army will enter the field with over a million and a quarter of infantry, over 30,000 cavalry, and more than 2,000 field guns. 8? It takes seven days after death, according to Siamese belief, for the soul to reach heaven, and prayers are kept up during that period to help it on its way. 8? It is strange that there are so many uninformed people in the world, when this world is full of persons who know it all, and are always ready and willing to tell. 8? Neptune takes 163 years in making its j journey around the sun, so that more than a j ?* i ! 1X111111'}' WUU1U IlilVU |io?)V'U uu v/i?i i earth before it had completed one year. 86T The mati who gets mad at what the j newspupers say about him should return i thanks three times a day for what the news-1 papers know about him and don't say. "This is so sudden^" she said, blushing I at the tender question. "I know it," he responded gallantly. "I never should have done it if I had taken time to think about it." 8?" "Why, do you sign your name J. John B. j B. B. Bronson ?" asked Hawkins. ''Because j it is my name," said Bronson. "I was christened by a minister who stuttered." CotFee is intoxicating if taken in sufficient quantities, though differing in its effects from alcoholic stimulants. The nerves may be disturbed to a degree approaching delirium tremens. V3T "I swear by those tall elms in yonder 1 park?" he began ; but she interrupted him. "Swear not by them," she said imploringly. "Why not?" "Because those trees are slippery elms," she said, simply. 86T The holding power of wire and cut nails has recently been investigated at the ! Watertown arsenal, and cut nails were shown to have a holding power about 75 per cent, greater than the other class. In cases of illness where the burning thirst of the patient cannot be assuaged by water or cracked ice, it is said that a tea- , spoonful of glycerine and lemon juice will afford prompt and long relief. floT A glance at local option in operation : in Illinois shows that the prohibition town ' of Pullman, with a population of 11,000,! gets along admirably with a police force of | but two constables in all. When the queen ascended the throne, j more than forty-one per cent, of the English i people could not write their names. The ! proportion in that condition has been re-i i duced to seven per cent. j I?* The tempering of steel is a delicate process. A workman washed his hands in a tank of water used for that purpose in a Massachusetts factory, and a whole batch of steel was sold as second grade. SfcT A single match requires only 1-200 to I 1-100 of a grain of phosphorus, yet the con-: sumption of matches is so large that in Europe alone twelve hundred tons of phosphorus are necessary to supply match makers. flaT The flash of a gun tired at a distance is seen long before the report is heard, because light travels much faster than sound. Light would go lour nunurcu iinu eigniy times around the whole earth while sound is ; going thirteen miles. An improvident man is one who spends the dollar that he has and the two dollars; that he hopes to get; a thrifty man is one' who holds on to part of todays earnings for fear some special necessity may arise tomorrow. In the face of the stupendous number of pictures which represent Queen Victoria | with her crown on, it is rather curious to learn that she has not, as a matter of fact,1 worn it more than twenty time during lierj whole reign. WafThe teacher asked the class wherein lay the difference in meaning between the1 words "sufficient" and "enough." " 'Suf-1 cicut'" answers Tommy, "is when mother! thinks it's time that I stop eating pie;' 'enough' is when I think it is." s*r a young doctor said to a girl, "Do you know, dear, 1 have a heart affection for you?" "Have you had it lung?" she coyly inquired. "Oh, yes, I feel I will liver troubled life without you," he responded. "Then you had better asthma," she murmured. A St. Petersburg editor has hit upon ; the notion of printing his journal on paper suitahle for cigarettes. It is said that its! circulation has been largely increased by this means, as the Russians are much given to smoking cigarettes, which they make; themselves. flaT That a wife will longer survive the j partner of her joys and sorrows than will' a husband, is proven by the recently published insurance statistics of Kngland. according i to which the woman live eleven years and j the man nine years after the death of the j "other half." VdT Seignorage is the difference between ; the face value of the coin and the amount of bullion in its composition. For instance the i bullion in a silver dollar is worth about <>() ! or 70 cents, so about .'U) cents go to the gov-! eminent. The cost of minting is not taken 1 into consideration. j tge&" According to statistics, Mary is the J most popular of Christian names, followed in order by William, John, Kli/.abcth, Thorn-1 as, (ieorge, Sarah, James, Charles, Henry, | Alice, Joseph, Ann, Jane, FJIen, Kinily, Frederick, Annie, Margaret, Kmma, Kliza, j Robert, Arthur, Alfred, ICdward. EaT A gentleman had a hoard put up on a part of his land, on which was written, "I i will give this field to any one who is really : contented ;" and when an application came, j he asked, "Arc you contented ?" the general j answer was, "l am;" and ins repiy was, | "Then what do you want with my field I Bay" In the year 1S~?4 the whaling fleet of the Tnited States consisted of (102 ships and ' barques, thirty-eight schooners, and twentyeight brigs. The statistics for the year 1S!1!> show that this number has dwindled down ty forty-nine vessels of all descriptions, j 1'etroleuin has practically driven whale oil out of the market. | lite ftai'i! Idler. JUMPER ADAMS. A TIIKILI'IX<> SKKTCH. ..rm <11 l._ . ?..,1 liln /auin lliixlin " I nurc u uc uiuuvit-i ?m\? ... v..^, w.fegin's when Peaceful Sam comes back and finds 'is claim jumped," observed Hairy Tom, sagely, to the crowd of loafers assembled in the bar of the "ltoaring Raster," the first and by far the largest of the three public houses that had sprung up like mushrooms at the recently discovered Merryberg gold fields; and, one and all, the listeners nodded their heads knowingly and agreed with the spokesman. The first shock of astonishment had given way to a feeling of excitement, which pervaded the whole community, and became so intense that one by one the diggers had abandoned their work and collected in groups to discuss the situation and speculate upon the impending storm. Upon one man only had the general contagion no effect; and yet, strange to say, he alone was the cause of the disturbance. When the others dropped their tools, he continued to hammer serenely away with his pick at the bank of the creek, humming the while a merry tunc. No frown of anxiety creased his deep-bronz-J ed brow, and no tremor of nervousness weakened the blows of his tool. To describe the situation we must go back a little. When gold was first discovered in the Merryberg fields, a month or two previously, a "rush," in a small way, set in, " " i- - r A ?l i and diggers iroin an pans 01 v^uccusiuuu quickly congregated upon the scene like vultures around a carcass. In the first hatch of, arrivals was one Samuel Stoner, a big, hulking bully, with the strength of an ox, and the profanity of a carrier, who, on account of iiis fighting propensities, was facetiously dubbed "Peaceful Sam," a name which ever afterward clung to him, and by which alone he soon came to be known. Having had some previous experience in prospecting, he was not slow in staking out the likeliest claim on the river and getting to work. Gold there was in his claim without a doubt, although at first he found no nuggets, and he worked on it like a nigger from early moruing till late at night; and when he was on the work, there was nobody who could hold a pick with him. After two months of incessant toil, Peaceful Sam had amassed 1G0 ounces of the precious metal. This would yield him something between five and six hundred pounds, quite sufficient to afford him a week's good spree, so a right royal spree he determined to have. Accordingly, he bought a horse, packed up his gold in a canvass bag, which he slung across the pommel of his saddle, and set out for Kockhampton, some sixty miles distant, with the avowed intention of banking his gold and then "knocking down his check"? that is, the check would be handed whole to the landlord of some hotel or saloon, who would supply his guest and those whom he cared to treat with liquor until the amount was exhausted?or was supposed to be (which was not always the same thing). In the meantime, Peaceful Sam had, by means of incessant bullying and the use of the most bloodthirsty threats, constituted himself a sort of "cock of the walk," and his name was a terror in the community ; so much so, in fact, that upon leaving for Kockhampton, he not only made no provision for preserving the title to his claim, but openly dared anybody to appropriate or "jump" it during his absence. Upon the tenth day after he had left, a stranger appeared at Merryberg with a pick and shovel and very little else. The newcomer was a wiry but youthful-looking man slightly below the middle height, whose beardless face made him perhaps appear younger than lie really was. At the outside lie could not have been more than thirty; but lift Imd n shrewd look in his keen blue eyes, and a firm cut about the mouth and chin that spoke of indomitable pluck and set determination. He said his name was Adams. In a very business-like manner he proceeded at once to rig up a shanty, and the same night saw him housed beneath his own somewhat frail roof. The next morning he was stirring early, and, pipe in mouth, sauntered liesurely through the diggings. By-and-by he came to Peaceful Sam's vacant claim, and examined it with a critical eye, taking up a handful of the soil and sifting it in his palm. Then he turned to the man who was working the next claim, and inquired how it was that this one was vacant. The man, who happened to be none other than Hairy Tom, willingly supplied the asked for information, and further descanted at large upon the character of the late tenant, and the probable treatment anybody would receive who had the hardihood to jump the claim. Other diggers came up and corroborated his statements. "What's the name o' this 'ere terror ?" asked the young man, coolly. "Peaceful Sam." "Ain't he got another name?" "Stoner, I believe," replied Hairy Tom. "Well, then," went on the intrepid Adams, "when Mister Stoner comes back, ?e can start prospectin' ageu, or 'e works for me." At these words the little knot of listeners stared at one another aghast, and then tried to dissuade the young man from carrying out his design. But all their efTorts only served to strengthen his determination. "'Ell chaw yer up," remarked Hairy Tom ; "'e's twice as big as you. There ain't a man in the diggin's durst tackle hiin." "Then, 'e'll find a pretty tough bit to chaw at," replied Adams, nonchalantly. "Or, mebbe, 'e'll cleave yer skull with a shovel," hazarded another. To which the doughty Adams quietly responded : "If 'e don't get 'is own split open first. Look 'ere, now, mates ! I've only got five pounds in the world ; but I'll lay that wi' any of yer, even money, that I stick to the claim ; an' Peaceful Sam neither chaws me up nor splits my skull open ; and if you'll lay me two to one, I'll jump 'is bloomin' shanty, too. The latter offer was quickly taken ; Stoner's shanty was pointed out to the daring stranger, who at once took possession, after removing his few belongings to it, and then cooly and methodically set to work with pick and shovel in the deserted claim. Eleven days had already passed since Peaceful Sam's departure to Rockhampton, and he might now be expected back at any hour. Just after sunset that very night, when the bar of the "Roaring Buster," was crammed with diggers, all still eagerly discussing the man they now referred to as "Jumper Adams," a bullock-wagon drove into the diggins, and pulled up at the door of the public house. At the front of the wagon sat Htoncr, looking frightfully seedy and bilious. He had successfully knocked down bis check and returned for another spell of work. As the bully entered the bar, an embarrassed hush fell upon the expectant crowd. Stoner looked from one to another, inquiringly, but nobody cared to fire the train. Words of explanation hovered on the tips of* many a tongue, but, reckless roughs as they were, they felt a sort of admiration for Jumper Adam's pluck, while at the same time they had no great love for Peaceful Sam, and each man was loth to set the bully at the interloi>er, although he knew that sooner or later the encounter must come off. Stoner glanced savagely round, and then seizing a little man who stood near, bv the shoulder, fiercely demanded, embellishing his request with a few choice ornamental oaths, "NVot's up? Out wi'it, yer llatnin' crow bait!" "A stranger's come an' jumped yer claim," the little man jerked out, spasmodically. Everybody waited breathlessly to hear the first explosion ; but for a time everybody was disappointed. Never in all his checkered career had Peaceful Sam received such a staggerer as this. The shock was more than lie was prepared for. The bare idea of anybody daring to jump his claim! He could hardly grasp it, and he reeled back helplessly ur'iiiivt. the men who stood behind him. He even forgot to swear. The sight of the bully being so almck was so novel that a broad grin appeared upon more than one swarthy visage, and an audible titter arose upon the outskirts of the crowd. Before Stoncr could recover his composure, a voice from near the door piped out : "Aif Vs jumped yer shanty, too !" The second shock was quite as severe as the first had been?if not more so?and for a few moments Stoner glared vacantly around in silence. It was the ominous calm before the breaking of the storm, and ere any of the loafers volunteered any further intelligence, Peaceful Sam found his tongue, and gave vent to a perfect avalanche of expletives. Never once did he falter; and in its way his efloi t was a most finished performance. "Where is the thieving snatcher, an' I'll go J an' cut his liver out?" lie roared passionatei ly, with flashing eyes, bringing down his fist i heavily on the counter. "I seed "un turnin' inter yer shanty when I "e knocked oll'a hit since," replied one. Peaceful Sam made for the door, and ; emerged into the fast gathering night, showering curses around him, while tlie crowd followed close at his heels to witness the fun, ' and, if necessary, to prevent Jumper Adams from being killed outright. Meanwhile the object of the bully's wrath was peacefully unconscious of what was going on up at the "Roaring Buster." As the light began to fail he had knocked off work for the day, and adjourned to the shanty, where he was now comfortably settled on an empty keg with a billy of tea and a damper before him. Calmly indifferent to the fate i that was supposed to be hanging over him, he applied himself with keen appetite to the I creature-comforts,and had almost emptied his billy, when the tramp of many feet broke in upon him through the bark walls of his shelter. Above the surging and the din of the advancing crowd he could distinctly hear the infuriated Stoncr's sanguinary threats, and a curious smile played for a moment upon Jumper Adams's shrewd features as he paused and listened intently. Then the smile faded, and he resumed his usual nonchalant air as he once more lifted his tin vessel to his lips and drained off the last drops from it. As he put down the empty billy on the cask that did duty for a table, the door of the shanty was burst suddenly open, aud Peaceful Sam crossed the threshold, announcing his arrival with a specimen of his most beligerent oratory ; while the diggers crowded around the door, hustling each other roughly in their eagerness to obtain a position from which they could watch the issue of events. Apparently the curses had no effect upon Jumper Adams, for he quietly remained seated on his keg, and did not even take the trouble to raise his head until Stoner had advanced with clenched first to the middle of the little room. Then?and not till then?did the lesser man, without rising, coolly turn his dark determined eyes full on the bully, and very calmly and very deliberly lie said, "Sara Stoner, drop it! For close on five years I've followed your trail from gold-field to gold-field and from rush to rush ; from Sandhurst to Iiullurat, from Gympie to Charters Towers, and from Canoona to Merry berg. You know what there is at ween you and me ; and now I've come up with you, uud you can bet your soul and swag, you don't shake me off." Whether it was the speaker's words or the sight of his face wrought the electrical change in Peaceful Sam's demeanor, the spectators could not determine ; but certain it was that the two shocks lie had received at the "Roaring Ruster" were mere flea-bites to this. This was a clean knock down blow, which instantly crushed every vestige of light out of the braggart. His upraised fist fell listlessly by his side, his jaw dropped, and his eyes fairly bulged from his sallow eheeks, as he stood for a second or two rooted to the spot before dropping limply on a log that served for a seat. It was very evident that Jumper Anums stood in no dunger either of being "chawed up," or having his skull split open. For a few minutes lie kept his eyes steadily on the cowed bully ; then he turned to the spectators, and, with a grim smile of satisfaction on his face, said : "You can leave us now, mates; there ain't goin' ter be 110 pantermine performance tonight, an' Peaceful Sam an' me 'as a bit o! business to talk oyer together." So the mystified diggers returned to the "Roaring Buster" to argue upon the inexplicable turn events had taken, leaving the discomfitted Stoner and the triumphant Adams to enjoy each other's society undisturbed. What passed that night in the shanty nobody knew; but soon after sunrise the following morning, Peaceful Sam, with a sullen frown 011 his face, was noticed to be at work in his old claim, under the personal supervision of Jumper Adams, who did not forget, by the way, promptly to collect the amount of his wager. What was the nature of the influence that Adams exerted over the former bully?now bully 110 longer?none of the other diggers could find out, and very soon they gave up trying to. From that day the two worked steadily together. Stoner, doing the digging and heavy work, while Adams attended to the washing and lighter | jobs. There were no more sprees?no more checks to be knocked down for Peaceful Sam, for his new master was a strict disciplinarian, and kept the big man's nose diligently to the grindstone. Early and late, week in and week out, the thud of the pick and the creak, of the cradle could be heard issuing from Adam's claim, and regularly twice a month a consignment of gold was sent down to the bank at Rockhampton. Soon it began to be whispered about the diggings that some Joig nuggets had been found in Adam's claim ; but how far the rumor was correct, Merryberg never knew, for the proprietor was singularly close upon business matters. Still, it was generally understood '.net he was making money fast, though how juickly was a matter of conjecture. Per ha as Hairy Tom, who worked the adjoining claim, was the most competent of the outsiders to form an opinion, for he himself was doing remarkably well, althogh he was working single handed, and his claim was, he judged, vastly inferior to his neighbor's. As for Peaceful Sam, he at first submitted to the new arrangement with very bad grace, and it was the unanimous opinion of the fre! ouenters of the "Roaring Buster" that, had : his taskmaster's hold upon liiiu? whatever it was?been less powerful, he would speedily | have kicked over the traces. By-and-by his | sulky demeanor gave way to an air of hopeless j resignation, which lasted for twelve months | or so. At the end of that time lie begun to I have occasional intervals of dismal cheerfulness, and once he was heard to laugh. It j was a depressing, mournful sort of laugh, it is true ; yet it was a laugh, and Merry berg I marvelled. But Peaceful Sum's spirit was broken, lie had lost that fluency of lanj guage that had at one time been the admirai ation of all who heard him, and his fame as u rowdy had long since sunk into oblivion. But Jumper Adams never changed, lie remained the same shrewd, level-headed fel; low lie was when he lirst appeared upon the jseeue, right up to the very day upon which ! he suddenly left Merry berg, dragging Peaceful Sam with him like a chained hound. Nobody but himself?and perhaps, Stoncr? j were aware of his intentions; and a few hours aftermard the news that he had sold I his claim and left Morryberg for good came like a thunderclap upon the diggings. | After another year of digging, and "erai dling," and "panning oil'," the gold in Hairy i Tom's claim suddenly gave out, and he, too, left Merry berg. Now Hairy Tom was by no ; means the unmitigated fool that the AusI trulian gold-seeker generally develops into. Occasionally he had varied the tedium of constant digging with a few days' spree; I but he had never systematically knocked down his check whenever he had a hundred or two to his credit, and thus it happened that at the time his claim was played out he had a considerable balance lying in the bank at Rockhanipton. With this he determined ! to quit the gold-fields and settle down. Of course his first thoughts turned to the Old 'Country, and nothing would do but he must i come to England. Accordingly he made his arrangements. A few weeks later the good ship Calabar landed him at Plymouth, and in due time the mail-train deposited him at Paddington. In the course.of his sight seeing rambles about the metropolis he wandered as far as Button Bow one bright afternoon in May, i and stood watching the endless stream of gay e?|uippagcs that flowed before him, bearin. r nlonir the rank and fashion of London. "n He had not stood many minutes when his eyes suddenly became riveted upon a wellappointed landau, drawn by a pair of spirit, ed grays, which was approaching. It was not the vehicle itself that attracted his attention, neither was it the well-matched grays. He had eyes only for the figure of a big man with a white hat, a light dust-coat, and a flaming scarlet tie, who occupied the i greater portion of the principal scat?a man with the features of Peaceful Sam. "Say pnrd," he began, familiarly digging a gentleman who stood near in the ribs, "can you tell ine whose that kerridge is?" "The one wun mc mays muni uic gentleman, good-humored I v. j ' "Yes." "That is Mr. Sinner's, the wealthy Australian?or perhaps I ought to say "Mrs." Stoner's." "Mrs. Stoner's!" repeated Hairy Tom. I "Yes?the lady in it." The vehicle being now quite close to j where he stood, Hairy Tom turned his atj tention to the second and only other.occu; pant of it, whom he had not previously : noticed, being too intent upon gazing at j Peaceful Sam's familiar face. There was | something about the lady which seemed strangely familiar to him, yet it did not at first occur to him where lie had seen her before, lie thought hard for a moment. Then a gleam of the truth broke in upon him, and he gave vent to a long, low whistle as the carriage passed and disappeared in the crowd. | "You have seen Mrs. Stoner before, eh?" queried the gentleman, watching him with an amused smile. "Seed 'er afore?" he replied ; "well?yes, only the last time I seed 'er they didn't call ! 'er Mrs. Stoner?she was Jumper Adams." ^ Qdfa! \Bakincr,;?^Powderj . 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To No. 2 I will say that the harrow the reason is an argument in favor of b To No. 3 I reply that there is not price for the reason that it is very low quality of work it will do is taken inl portion than an Iron Foot Plow Stock In reply to No. 4 I will ask how m past five years "because the owners we: you known to sell at a reduced price you what I know. Several years ago after using it for more than a year tw less than the entire harrow cost the thi used it one year, was compelled to r his harrow for $1 less than he paid me SAM M. G1 I ? GARRY IRON RO Manufactures all kinds of IRON ROOFING, CRIMPED AND CORRUGATED SI DINO, Jm^KUEaB9. Iron Tile or Shingle, 2jS FIKE PROOF DOORS, SHUTTERS, AC., f-? j THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS ( H&r Orders received by L. M. GRIST. The Best Bargain ever Ofl A $55.00 SEWINI MACI INCLUDING ONE YEAR'S SUB* -? - Every Machine Sold by Years, and Every Cen Will be Refunded if Fail to Come up to 1 TWENTY Days' T< i THE "PE i Is the Name of a Strictly High Gi Now Prepared to Offer to j Machine with all Modern 1 Low Prices. Its Mechani! Graceful, and the Finish ; It is Light Kniini JftBGHHW] in r IBn <-h j The I'KKKI.KSS is so sint]>lo that any one ca ) Instruction Hook which is sent with each Mi purpose of a competent teacher. It shows how i | Complete Set of Latest Kaeh HKKHKSS Machine is furnished with a < plateil Attachments in it velvet lined case. K< shirring plate, 1 lleininer Set (4 widths) and Hin 1 Hemmerand Keller (one piece), 10 Needles, 0 II with oil, t'lothtiauge and Thumb Screw. i "?v y-v -?r A rn i t t AUT 1 ^ A hi 1IU iNUT ALLUn 1UUJ I Into paying tho prevailing; high prices charged 1 ; which lias been entirely abolished in the silo of I thus furnished to the people at a slight advance purchaser from contributing toward paying the si Kvery PEERLESS machine is guaranteed to or money will lie refunded. A registered ('ertitie; agreeing therein to furnish any parts that may charge (except Needles, Bobbins and Shuttles), s ! PEERLESS. Price, including one year's subscription to 'I'll | Our price?$22.50?is for the Machine well crate all attachments and accessories. The Machine \ freight will be paid by the person who receive.i the freight to any point in this section will aver Give name of freight station if different front j ! Every order must be accompanied by the ; Registered Letter or New York exchange. 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S UNE FOR $22.50, JCRIPTION TOTHE ENQUIRER. -- us is Warranted for TEN t Paid by a Purchaser Machine Sold Should Representation After ist in YOUR Home. ERLESS' i*a(le Sewing Machine that we are all Who Want a First-Class mprovenients at Unheard of ?m is Superb, the Design all that Could he Desired. * - _ . -1 ? 1 mg ana noiseless. ALL of the DESIRABLE features eontaine?l in iier well-known modern style machines are to be mil in the PEERLESS, improved and simplified the best mechanical talent until it stands, as the .me implies, the peer of any machine in the marit. All wearing parts are of the best quality of cnserdencd steel, possessing great durability, and by e turning of a screw, all lost motion, caused by 3ar, can be taken up. . All parts are fitted so aceiitely that these machines are as nearly noiseless d as easy running as tine adjustment and the best echanical skill is possible to produce. No expense time is spared to make them perfect, as every nchine passes a rigid inspection by competent en before leaving the factory. It hus no cogs. The Ralance-Whcel and many of the line parts e nickle plated, with other parts finely enameled d ornamented, giving it a rich appearance. Every Machine is furnished with an Improved ltomatic bobbin Winder, which is so simple that , child an easily operate it?winding the thread tomatically on'the bobbin as evenly and regularly the thread on a spool. This valuable attaching rentiers possibles perfect control of the Shuttle >nsion, and all annoyance resulting from shuttle read breaking, while the machine is in motion, iich is common to many machines, is entirely bolted. A self-setting Needle and self-threading Cylinder uittle are used in the PEERLESS HI(JII-ARM iWIXtS MACHINE. The self-threading Shuttle so simple that with two motions of the hand, ckward and forward, the shuttle is threaded. 1'he Woodwork is the best that can be procured, either Antique Oak or Black Walnut, as the puraser may prefer. 11 easily operate it in a few minutes' time, as the ichine is profusely illustrated, and answers the to do all kinds of fancy work with attachments Improved Attachments. complete set of Johnson's celebrated steel nickle dlowing is the outfit: 1 Tucker, 1 Rutller, with der, 1 Braider (Foot and Slide), 1 Thread Cutter, tobbins, 1 Wrench, 1 Screw Driver, oil Can 'died USELF TO BE MISLED >y agents and peddlers under the old system, and the l'KKKLKSS liy our plan, ami the machine is over the iimnutiicturers' price, thus relieving the lUariesaml expenses of traveling men and agents, he as represented and to give entire satisfaction, uto of Warranty is furnished bv the manufacturers prove defective WITHIN Tl'lN YKARS, free of to great is their confidence in the excellence of the K YORK VILLI'' KNliriUKll, ftii.ort. il, and delivered on board tlie cars in Chicago, with vill be shipped direct to the purchaser, and the (the Machine. The manufacturers write us that age about Sl.fiO. lost oftioe address. cash. Send money by Post Office Money Order, t send postage stamps for any amount exceeding other styles of Sewing Machines, ranging in under same guarantee as the Peerless. II L. M. GllIST, Yorkvllle, 8. V ;?i tf