Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, October 25, 1893, Image 1

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i jEwis >i. wrist, Proprietor, j A" Jndeprndcnt ^aiiiiljj $riuspaper: Jfor the promotion of the political, Social, Agricultural and Commercial Jntercsts of the j&outlt. ] TERMS?$2.00 A YEAlt IN ADVANCE. VOL. 39. YOEKVILLE, S. C., WEDNESDAY, OCTODLIi 25, 1893. NO. 43. ERA OF TRANSITION. SIGNS THAT SIGNIFY THE APPROACH OF A NEW SOCIAL ORDER. Rev. Thomas Dixon, Jr., Continues Ills Series of Sermons on the Coming Revolution?Marvelous Progress of the Nineteenth Century and Its Consequences. New York, Oct. 22?Kev. Thomas Dixon, Jr., continued the series of sermons on the coming revolution at Association hall this morning. The subject of today's sermon was the period of transition or the characteristics of the times which signify the approach of a new social order. He discussed as such figns the rapidity of material progress iu the elimination of time and space, the marvelous development of mechanical forces, the discoveries of science as well as the growth of cities, the intensification of life, and the rise of the common people to political power, and the universality of education. He declares these to be the elements which constitute the basis of necessity of a new social regime. The text was chosen from Matthew xvi, 3, "Ye know how to discern the face of the heaven, but yo cannot discern the Bigns of the times." History seems naturally to divide itself into periods. These periods of history have characteristics which distinguish them from the centuries which, precede and the centuries which follow the era of the crusades as clearly and distinctly marked in mediaeval history. ' The period of the French revolution in like manner has its special characteristics and is clearly defined in the hfo+nvvr nt trnrlrl ftn in nnnipnt U.U3tUl J V* VUV ? V. ?V%. WW ? times there were centuries of development which are distinctly marked. There are, upon the other hand, the crises. of transition between the great historic centuries of development. These periods of transition are the seedtime, while the great centuries of revolution tmd construction are the harvest times in history. A PERIOD OF PREPARATION. The nineteenth century is peculiarly a century of transition. It is a period of preparation. It has been one of tremendous development, and yet it is the development of a promise rather than the fulfillment of that which has gone before. The most marvelous development of the nineteenth century is the prophecy it gives of the twentieth. With all our wonderful achievements there is nothing so wonderful as the universal hope inspired in the human breast that we will do something better in the near future. The import of action in a period of transition is of inestimable importance. What is impressed upon the character of this age will constitute the elements of strength or of weakness in the new century that is to be born. That which is now shaping the forces that shall dominate the life of the twentieth cen. tury must partake of permanence. In L many respects it will be decisive. ^ There are certain elements in our cur Frent life which reveal to us the tact that the century before us must be constituted in its social, economic and political life L upon a new basis. This must be soft First?Because of the rapidity of maW terial progress during the past generar tion and the speed of that progress in this generation. The elimination of time and space has been one of the most remarkable developments of our period of invention, and the period of the world's invention is the latter part of the nineteenth century. In the eighteenth century the world was divided into isolated continents and isolated nations. There was little intercourse, and what there was came through the slow travel by sail on water and stagecoach on land. The facilities for gathering news and distributing the history of different nations among one another were of the most meager kind. All this has been changed in the latter part of the nineteenth century. The world has literally been made a great whispering gallery, and every nation gives its quota to the day's story. There is no longer isolation of any sort England and America are today in closer contact than was Massachusetts and New York in the eighteenth century. It is possible for a man to leave America in one week and visit the dead civilizations of the east in the next. It is possible for a man at his breakfast table to know all the important events that happened the day before in every nation of the world. We cross the ocean in less than six days. We go round the world in two months, and we come in contact with the current of the life of all peoples and all nations. OUR CIVILIZATION A SYMPOSIUM. Our civilization is a symposium. The very delicacies of our table are the product of the whole earth. What we eat, what we wear, what we place in our homes, are the product joint of the effort of the world. mi i_i ? x; j i velous that we literally live 111 a new world because of those developments. Each day reveals new wonders. The present rate of progress, if maintained, will give a civilization in tVe early part | of the twentieth century ihe very out! lines of which no prophet can foretell I today. The only problem is, Can the ! present rate of progress be maintained j in the discovery of nature's secrets by those who are searching for them? The ! probability is that it will not only be I maintained, but accelerated, for where ! there was one man in search of the eeI crets of nature for useful ends 20 years ! ago there are a thousand men today i searching with might and main for these | secrets to give them immediately to tho i world as a practical contribution to its j social and economic life. Speculative ! science has everywhere given way to i practical science, and the man of speculative mind cannot refrain from making the application even on the page of his philosophic speculation. THE GROWTH OP CITIES. The growth of cities has been so remarkable within the past generation j and is so rapidly increasing in the pres| ent that it presages a new life in the near future?a new life, social, economic, reI ligious. A glance at the development of ' the cities within the past decade and a I comparison of each decade in the cen[ tury will reveal that the growth of the i city has been one of the marvels of mod! era life. In 1790 the population of the I United States was in round numbers j 4,000,000. The population of the citieB at that time was in rounu numoers 101,| 000?3.35 per cent of the whole populai tion, leaving a rural population of 96.65 : per cent. In 1890 we had a population ; of 63,600,000. The population of the i cities had grown to 18,250,000, about 30 per cent of the entire population as jon1 trasted with 3 per cent in 1790. The city has grown, in short, to dominate the life ' of the century. The rural district ha; 1 lost its power. The scepter of import j has been transferred to the streets of the J great cities, and from the streets it has I 9unk to the gutters, and the dives, and j the sewers. The domination of city life over rural | life is one that cannot continue long ; without a radical change in the whole | Bocial order. The growth of the city 1 means the growth of the darkest ele; ments of our life, at the expense, for the : time being, of the saving elements. The growth of the city means the growth of 1 the active principle of our civilization. , The city is the center of activity. Io is | the center of good and the center of evil. ! It means, therefore, the necessary inten! sification of life. It means the intensifi- i ' ?C TUa aval Ar\*? nr\ t r\9 ' j L'ttllUU Ul 1/lllUC. XIAO UCT^tU^UiVUV VTA ; crime within this latter part of our cenI tury has been out of all proportion to the I progress or law and order. We have | 7,000 murders in America and 100 legal I | executions. The daily record of our crime is some- i j thing appalling to the heart of those ; I that love their fellow man. The genera- ! | tion of criminals who have served their term in penal institutions is increasing ' with marvelous rapidity. A penal col- j ony within the body of civilization is | something with which we have never , i been confronted before. The number of | convicts of various degrees which are at j j present adding to the slum population of I ; our cities is something beyond computa- ! I tion. Corruption in society and in gov- | | ernment and in commerce has increased j j in geometrical proportion to the pres| sure of life. CORRUPT MUNICIPALITIES. We have today the most corrupt civili- ! zation in some respects that the world i has ever seen. If we take our own city of New York as an example in the development of political life in the close of the nineteenth century, we will have food for the philosopher and the philanthropist. In the past generation in this city corruption ruled in municipal life, but it was a corruption so manifest that ! public indignation could be aroused and the criminals brought to justice. The Tweed regime was routed in short order when once its rascality was made a matter of public comment and public sus- , Jpicion. But this generation has reached j a point of scientific development in pub- : lie crime of which Mr. Tweed never i dreamed. Tweed was a thief who rose 1 from the lowest walks of life to roll in . luxury, to sport his diamonds and his carriages out of public plunder. But i ' * - - ine promem 01 nine anu spare nas within a few years been practically annihilated. The use of steam and electricity has brought the world thus in close contact. But the speed with which we are making progress even in annihilating time and space is so great that it is possible within the next generation that the rate of travel will be increased from four to five fold at least. It may be possible for the children of the next generation to have their suburban homes 500 miles from the place of their daily p. business. Such an achievement would mean the development of the city until it shall literally cover the whole earth. In mechanical developments, our rate of progress has been a marvel during the past generation, but it is more marvelous today. Armies of men and women now give themselves exclusively to Via worlf r\{ mprhnnifal invp-ntinn. Onr daily life has been literally revolutionized by mechanics. What our ancestors did by hand we do by machinery. This tremendous force brought into play by cranks and wheels and levers is a new problem in the development of the world's life. The bureau of statistics in Berlin estimated in 1887 that the steam engines at that time at work in the world represented not less than 1,000,000,000 workingmen?that is to say, the steam engines at work in 1887 did more than three times the working force of the entire earth. Their earning capacity at that time was three limes greater than the muscle power of the world. The advance in the application of mechanical power to the problems of life since 1887 has been most marvelous of all. Since that time electricity has taken in large measure the place of steam * in a thousand avenues of life, and where t'no steam wheel made one revolution the electric motor makes ten. If we increase at this rate during the next generation the working force of the world, it will be possible to do all the work necessary for the production and distribution of economic goods within a few hours of every week, if society can be organized upon ithe co-ojterfttive rather than the competitive basis. A DISTURBANCE IN EXISTING CONDITIONS. It can be seen at once that it is impossible for society to receive each day this tremendous army of wheels and levers without causing a radical disturbance in the existing social order within the near future. Labor organizations in their blind ignorance have fought the introduction of machinery in the labor of the world. But as they become educated they will not be slow in seeing that the tvnrk of the world can be done by ma chinery in a few hours when that machinery is harnessed by a co-operative social order. The developments of science during the past generation have been so mar | ne was a ciumsy uuei. Today his successor in office, Mr. : Richard Croker, is the boss of our political I life. He is the most important factor in i our American politics today. A few years ago he was a prizefighter, a general sport, and he was poor. Today he lives in a palace, ho owns magnificent I rural estates, he sports the finest blood 1 horses in America, and his wealth must j be estimated by tho million. He holds 1 no public office and has no visible means of support save as the boss of a political club organized for plunder in a great city. Not only have we such corruption before our eyes and absolutely master of our municipal life, but more?they add i insult to injury; they pose as the bene- j factors of society. The people are un- ' mercifully taxed to fill the pockets of j these thieves, and the masses of the poor people in the cities must bear the burden. WEALTH AND POVERTY. What is true of New York is true in a smaller degree in nearly all of the great cities of America today. This intensi- j fication of life has brought us the marvelous increase of wealth and the painful increase of poverty. Our life today may be termed the tropics of civilization. It is probable that the Astor estate alone has reached $300,000,000. There are single individuals in this i city whose income cannot be less than $20,000,000 a year. There are a thousand men in this city whose wealth is vastly over a $1,000,000. There are a dozen men in this city who can, if they will, control both the finan; cial development of the nation and dicI tate its political policies by the use of their money. I The poverty of the poor is in like manner increasing to the degree of starvation from day to day. While a thousand men in this city esti; mate their wealth at over $1,000,000, it can be safely said that there are 100,- ! 000 people in this city who are hungry for bread every day in the year. The i number of people who sleep on boards, and who drift from house with nowhere j to sleep, approximates 100,000 daily. Tho children of this generation of paupers seem to increase with greater rapidity ; than the normal rute of the increase of the average population of the world. HOPE. While the evil elements of life have thus been intensified, we take hope from the fact that the better elements of life are also being intensified. Tho heroism of this life in its crying wants, its needs, is as brilliant in its individual examples i as at any time in the history of the world. While crime and corruption and debauchery have increased in tho city, the army of self sacrificing men and women who are willing to givo their lives for the betterment of mankind daily increases. We have the meanest men in New York in the world perhaps. We also have some of the best men and women in New York in the world. The intensification of life in this century has introduced a new element just here in our development of civilization which must in 1 the immediate future tell as it has not I in tho past. WOMEN WORKERS. The number of women that have pour . ed their lives into the current stream of active endeavor has been, within the last 20 years, increasing as never before in the history of the human race. Aceordi ing to the report of the census of 1880, i there were in America among women who earned their daily bread outside of domestic service the following numbers in different professions: 110 lawyers, 165 ministers, 320 authors, 588 journalists, 2,001 artists, 2,130 architects, chemists, pharmacists, 2,10G stock raisers and ; ranchers, 5,145 government clerks, 2,438 j physicians and surgeons, 13,182 profes! sional musicians. 50,800 farmers and I planters, 21,071 clerks and bookkeepers, I 1 ! 14,465 heads of commercial houses, 155,j 000 public school teachers. 1 This was by the census of 18S0, but by 1 j the report of the last census of 1890 there 1 I is received the remarkable fact that in i these 10 years the army of women who i j earn their daily bread outside of their ] ! homes now reaches the enormous total i of 2,700,000. For the first time in tho history of * economics woman has entered as an ac- 1 tive factor. Her influence in develop- i i ing the history of the next generation ' : can but be marvelous. Her influence in < , molding and fashioning the life of socie- j 1 to when thus brought in active contact 1 j with its working force cannot be less 1 i than it has been in other spheres where j 1 | woman's influence has been felt when j * I woman's position is recognized as it j 1 should be in the world of economics. We stand upon the threshold of an economic evolution, of a new social I order. It means, sooner or later, that j woman will be emancipated from the j slavery in which she has labored in tho | I past, in an unequal struggle with man, j and that society in its working force will j j be elevated and refined and humanized j : by her touch, her sympathies and her | life. POLITICAL EQUALITY OF TIIE COMMON PEO- i PLE. Third?The rise of the common people to political equality in government with the traditional ruling classes has been I accomplished within this century and , is but the beginning of a revolution that is not yet accomplished. Robert Mackenzie says: "Sixty years ago Europe was an aggregate of despotic powers, disposing at their own pleasure of the I r,f onlvionfc Tn. < 41 * VTO (1X1VI vyvi VJ V* VUC4* UV?WJVVIMI *v t i day the men of western Europe govern | themselves." Popular suffrage, more or ! less closely approaching universal, : chooses the governing power, and by j methods more or less effective dictates ; its policy. One hundred and eighty million Euro- < ; peans have risen from a degraded and ' ever dissatisfied vassalage to the rank of < I free and self governing men. This has been an accomplishment which has sim- i j ply put into the hands of the common , people the weapons with which they will I < fight their battles in the twentieth cen- I tury. The battles are yet to be fought: the revolution is yet to be accomplished. < They have simply been given the ballot, I < and the consciousness of their power has j only begun to dawn upon them. I In the early part of the twentieth cen- i tury wo may surely look for a sufficient I ] diffusion of intelligence to bring this tre- i j mendous mass into the aggressive asser- j ] tion of the fullest rights of manhood. I 1 Hitherto they have been dominated by ] bosses, by tricky politicians, and they have followed skillful leaders blindly. 1 AN EXPLOSION IMMINENT. ] So intense are becoming these elements i of corruption that it cannot continue ] longer without an explosion. The lamp ! ( has been lit, and it has been left burning, c A woman in a western home during the i war sent a servant into the cellar with a < lighted candle to look for some object. 1 The servant returned without the candle. The housewife asked where she had left it. She said that she had left it in a bar- I i rel of sand in the cellar. The housewife ; t remembered that there was a barrel of ( powder standing open in the cellar, i Without a moment's hesitation she c rushed below and found that the igno- t rant girl had thrust the candle down into 1 the loose powder and left it burning. She f lifted it carefully and extinguished it. The movement for universal suffrage j 1 in this century has placed the candle of [ t lrr>nrvrlnrlfro withnnt. n nnndlpctielr in til A I T loose powder of tho common people. I t This light of knowledge is burning closer 1 and closer, and the heat is becoming a more and more intense with each mo- j ment. Thero is no power on earth, un- c der tho earth or above tho earth that > can remove that candle from its posi- i tion. By a law as sure as the law of r gravitation, the flame is* approaching 1 the powder, nearer and nearer every : 1 day. When it reaches the end?that is, 1 the point of actual, conscious contact j 1 with their mind?there will be an explo- 1 sion that will unsettle thrones and tra- i ditions, whether occupied by the czar of i Russia or Richard Croker I of New i York. ! r INFLUENCE OF EDUCATION. C Fourth?Tho universality of education t is a factor in the closing of the nineteenth ^ century which must make a new world j a in the twentieth. We have now entered upon the democracy of letters. Hitherto in the history of mankind knowledge was confined to the few. The higher professions wero v open only to the sons of distinguished i tl men. Now they are opened to the child b of the state born and reared in obscurity { f: and disgrace and poverty. Thero is no o limitation to the possibilities of human g endeavor, because education has been ! brought within the reach of all. In v America we have 13,000,000 children in g our public schools. This means that the i< next generation will bo a new i>eople. t With this wide diffusion of knowledge i< has come the scientific spirit of inquiry, fi New blood has been brought into our e world of science, our world of philoso- t phy. Men no longer reason by the stand- lj ards of Aristotle and Plato. They do v not ask what has been taught by the great men of the past and stop there, v They do not seek authority for action, o mi 1. r? p nnu^.. j-uuy buarun iui Li uin iui iLSL-ii. lucj t' refuse to be bound by the traditions of t the past. The time was when kuowl- i; edge was confined to a certain clique in ( society. They had their peculiar ideas, o They were educated in their own pe- a culiar schools. They thought in ruts. \ Their minds never traveled beyond cer- \ tain well defined limitations, and in con- i sequence they traveled in a circle con- c tinuously. 1 A GENERAL READJUSTMENT. 1 With the universal dilfusionof knowledge and the introduction of new spirits in the field of investigation, all this has been changed. Nothing is now settled save that which is settled upon the basis ? of proved fact. Every tradition, every ? theory, every creed, must stand the test of this investigation. Every theory of \ state, every notion of society, every t theory of religion, must be resubmitted i to this court of last adjustment?the ;i truth, the whole truth, nothing but the t truth. i For the first time in the history of the j r wrvrM fliiu emrit. dominates the educated mind. Hitherto we have simply clung j to the past with passionate and blind do- I votion. Father Ryan well expresses this t ancient ideal: I f. Yea! Men will cling. With a iove to the last, . j And wildly fling f Their arms round their past , As the vine that clings to the oak that falls, ' As tho ivy twines round the crumbled walls; For the dust of tho past some hearts higher prize Than the stars that flash out from the future's 1 bright skies. * REVISION* OF THE CREEDS. 3 This was in tho old days. Now all ' things tiro being made new. All things j aro being brought in question. Nothing . is accepted as authoritative because it is ancient. Tho creeds of Christendom aro all undergoing radical revision. Tho traditionalists may resist with all their power?they fight against the stars. Tho creeds of the world within the next generation will be fixed on facts, ^ not fancies. Superstition and tradition aro being destroyed with a rapidity that ^ will give the world a new religion with- 1 in the next 20 years, and that religion [ will be the Christianity of Jcsns Christ in its simplicity as Jesus lived it and J preached it. It will be the religion, in ' other words, of the spirit, not the letter. 1 j The barriers of mltional lines and ' prejudice have all been broken down. The heathen world is now in vital con- [ tact with tho Christian world and tho Christian world's civilization. J A hundred years ago Japan was utter- i ly isolated from the rest of mankind. 1 ! There was a law in force providing that ' * 1 P T 1.| t I "no snip or nauvo 01 japan snoum (put j tho country under pain of forfeiture and death; that any Japanese returning 1 from a foreign country should be put to r death; that no nobleman or soldier should be suffered to purchase anything t from a foreigner; that any person bringing a letter from abroad should die to gether with all his family and any who might presume to intercede for him." J CHRISTIANITY IN JAPAN AND CHINA. Every heathen nation has been opened to Christian influences and to the ad- j ranee of the civilization of Christian na- i tions. Not only this, but they have of necessity been compelled to study mod- i ?rn science. Japan stands today prac- i ;ically within the pale of modern civi- i ization. I took my seat in the Johns Hopkins university around the seminary I ;able, in the study of political and social j science, with young Japanese students :rom tho capital of Japan. China is itudying the methods of tho modern svorld and introducing of necessity modern inventions. The whole human race ;s thus of necessity being brought into j vital contact and this for the first time in the history of mankind. POPULAR DISCONTENT. * j Thus the universal spread of education xmong all peoples ushers us immediately j ipon a new era in the history of man- ! rind. We are not satisfied with the present attainment. The workingman's j ihild who receives the same education is the millionaire will not be content to be his slave in the next generation, and ' there is no power of church or state or jociety that can hold him so, for there ire no traditions that can bind him. President Andrews of Brown university says: "If anything has been made certain by the economic revolution of the last 23 years, it is that society cannot much longer get on upon the old liber- , iarian, competitive, go-as-you-please sys- i tern to which so many sensible persons jeem addicted. The population of the j jreat nations is becoming too condensed I for that." Bishop Westcott of Cambridge university says: "On every side imperious voices trouble the repose which our inlolence would wish to keep undisturbed. : [ We can no longer dwell apart in secure isolation. The main interests of men i ire once again passing through a great , 1 change. They are most surely turning ' from the individual to the society." Tho author of /'God In His World" j 1 jays: "Wo are now approaching such a crisis. No human wisdom can predict I .ts shaping any more than it can prevent I i :ho issue. The air is full of auguries, ind even our fiction has become very j 1 precisely apocalyptic. It is theoretic j I prophecy, anticipating the realization of i ! perfect scientific and social economics? i ho paradiso of outward comfortable- ' 1 less." ; ' William T. Stead says: "Everywhere j :lie old order is changing and giving place unto the new. Tho human race is ( low at one of the crucial periods in its I ' listory when the fountains of the great j 1 leep are broken up, and the flood of ' :hange submerges all the old established t i nstitutions and conventions in the midst ] )f which proceeding generations have i ] ived and died." | i CONSCIOUSNESS OF rOWER. ! It is impossible to cducato the human ace, without at tho same tiino lifting j I he human race into tho consciousness 1 )f the resistless power of numbers. We | ire now about to enter upon the period ! ' )f activity which will be the result of ! I his universal consciousness of tho in- ; lerent power of manhood. Who can 1 'oretell its results? < Tho child of tho hod carrier today is i i letter trained than kings and princes in j he not very far past. All tho dishes i daced on the table of Louis XIV were J i asted in the presence of the king before j le would touch them, and each guest | ii_ i ?;j.t a i., | vas supplied wini a spuuu iur uus pur- \ < K).so of helping himself from a common ! ] lish. Anno of Austria, tho queen who ; ] ,vas celebrated for her beautiful hands, j tfis said once gave a piece of meat to her j , leighbor, which she had just taken from ; ] ler plate with her fingers, and allowed 1 j lim (and this was tho point which the 1 ] listorian recorded) ns a special favor to , ick off what remained on the hand. The child of the commonest working- I j nan that attends our public school is , noro cultured in all tho essentials of , eal civilization than were kings and jueens and princes in tho eighteenth i :entury. When the common herd are ;hus lifted to the position of kings, they j vill not be long in fitting themselves j vith a crown. j ' I ; Why Sturtt "Twinkle." If we look intently at a bright star, , , re notice that the color and intensity of i ho light arc constantly changing from ' rilliancy to almost total obscurity, and j . rom bright red to blue, orange, yellow, j tc. This is the phenomenon usually < poken of as the "twinkling" or scintilltion of the stars. The "twinkling" j , rill be noticed more plainly when tho tar is near the horizon and will diminsh in intensity ns it rises until it is near he zenith, at which time the twinkling j i j scarcely noticeable. It must bo con- | essal that this twinkling has never been xplained to the satisfaction of all invesigators. However, it is generally be- j 1 ieved to be due to controlling causes ( ritliin the earth's atmosphere. 1 That the cause may bo looked for ritliin the belt of air that surrounds ur planet (to particles of vapor, dust, j ' tc.) may le inferred from the fact that ( he planets never exhibit the character- f stic twinkling so noticeable in the star. ' )no reason for this is the size (apparent) ] f the planets. The planets each show ; ' , sensible disk even to too naked eye, 1 vliile the strongest instrument in tho 1 vorld only shows the stars as beirg * acre points of light. This being tho , < use, any foreign substance in tho at- ' nosphcre would momentarily hide tho 1 ight and make the star appear to J twinkle."?St. Louis Repubbo. I Hi- Knew .11 r. Depetv. ( Here's one on C'haunccy Depew. Tho ' ;enial doctor had dropped in to seo a 1 gentleman on some business at his pri- *' ate residence. An inquisitive small boy i vas playing in the extension room back 1 >f the parlor. He seemed to take a great i ntcrest in the visitor, and every now 1 ind then suspended his sport to reconnoier him. When Mr. Depow loft, the lad , ( an to the front window and looking out ; iskod: | < "Who is that man, papa?" 1 "He's the gentleman your mother and < were talking about at the breakfast ; able tliis morning, Mr. Depcw. the 1 greatest story teller I ever hoard." < A few days after the visitor eanio 1 nmin. The lad was standing on tho I 'rout stoop, and as Mr. Depcw rang tlio ?ell ho said to him: , "I know yon." ( Mr. Depew is fond of child: on, and j tutting tin; little felli.w on the head oh- | icrved encouragingly, "Come now, if , rou think you know who I am. who ] nn 1?" , "You're the gentleman that tells the , jiggest whoppers papa ever heard."? , STew York Times. ' ( i A Chip of tlio Old Block. A Trinity professor and his young son vero dressing together one morning not j ong ago when the father thought he , aw a chance to inculcate into his son a , ew good ideas. lie looked out of the ( vimlow and saw the small boj- who lived loxt door to them working hard in the ( jarden, and this was his opportunity. Henry," he said, "look at Walter Jones . vorking out there in the garden. He's , icon 110 since 5 o'clock this morning. nilked tho cow and brought the milk >ver here. Now, there's a hoy for you." The boy mused for a minute or two, ; hen looked up at his father and said, ' 'Papa, do you see Mr. Jones over there? le's been xip since 5 o'clock working lard in the garden planting corn and ieas. Now, there's a i i l'? r you." And " he professor as lie tells the story says ! here was just a twinkle in his son's eye. -Hartford Post. $hr ifori* Icllrr. "SHEET-IRON JACK." There are many stories of California stage robbers, which have become a part of the western "Classics of the Road," hut one seldom hears of the earlier, far more superb type of mountain terrors on horseback. They were not all of them Mexicans, such as Jnnnnin Marietta and Tiburcio Yas ques. The most picturesque outlaws of the Pacific coast were Americans, and their adventures are still told in pioneer cabins, in the wilderness of the Klamath, the Trinities, and the upper Sacramento. First*it must he explained, the result of the gold discovery, and the sud- I den popularity of the foothills, broke the ordinary bonds of social order. I The mines brought to the surface and ' threw into strong relief all that was best?and worst?in human nature, i Here mei| became heroes or despera- ! does ; they rose to eminence, or sunt into the wastes of obscurity. Nothing i was so cheap as human life ; the new J commonwealth was founded on prime- i val chaos. ' Hundreds of books have been writ- | ten about the gold era?hundreds more will appear till time ends. But those that men write who have never known California and the early Californians, I are worse than worthless; they arc like bear stories told by men who study their grizzlies in picture books. ' The only life of Murietta, the most ! stormv outlaw that ever lived in i America, was written by a man who J sat down in fiis room and edited all the newspaper items lie could find; it was illustrated in New York by a man who never saw a Mexican or a Pacific coast landscape. If you want a story full to each mi- ! nutc detail of exactness, like the exactness of a photograph, come with me to the cabins of the pioneers. Lis- ~j ten to the legends of "Sheet-Iron Jack of Shasta," one of the old brigands of early California. Sheet-Iron Jack became a uoted i character about the time that the surface mines of Shasta and Trinity be- 1 gan to "play out." He was handsome, ! young and talented, a very Ainsworth's Dick Turpiu or John Ridd's Cousin Tom on horseback. No clergyman was ever molested on his beat, so from this ami other circumstances j the story came that he was the young- ! est son of a prominent Baptist minis- J ter in New York. His popular name, the only one by : which he was known, arose from some 1 of his remarkable escapes. Men said j that he could shake bullets from his I coat as a duck sheds water. Certainly the best shots among the constables and sheiill's of the region found it im- j possible to wing this Hying rider as he passed like a whirlwind through the mountains of the Northern Coast range and the Sierra, There was never a more audacious : brigand. The elder Dumas would j liave made him the hero of a three i volume novel. It was known that he was the most expert of horse thieves, but he practiced his profession with such admirable politeness and humor that nine-tenths of his victims never ^ared to complain, which left this unique genius free to escape, deride, ind cover with obloquy and confusion the remaining tenth, and all whom llicy called to their help. It goes without saying that he was brave, with that splendid physical ' courage which in times of tumult raises \ fishermen to ducal chairs and makes i hostlers marshals of France. His high j vitality overllowed?so the old pioneers : say?in acts and sayings that would | have chorded well with great surround- | ings and fateful crises of history. He belonged to the type of men whom Na- ; [>olcon and Skobelotfloved, understood, j >m<l sent on desperate errands. Only a j horse thief, and yet what wasted raw material of heroism went to the mak- j Ing of his character ! No one knew where Sheet-Iron Jack j lived. Somewhere in a wilderness un- j crossed hy wagon roads he made his I camps, never twice in the same ravine, lie seemed to have kuowlcge of all the moves of his enemies, and if the sheriff went to San Francisco was as likely as not to ride leisurely through the county scat, take a drink in the leading sa- j loon, dine at the Miner's Hotel, and ;ive the newspaper editor an item writ- j ten out for publication in his own Ital- j an hand, and signed "Sheet-Iron Jack, j cf Trinity Centre." One of his most famous exploits oc- ! currcd in the foothills of southern j Shasta. He had taken a dozen blooded horses from a wealthy Tehama farmer, but was closely pursued, and just is he reached the Cottonwood cross- ! ng he found it necessary to change Iris tactics. He turned the stolen : liorses into another rancher's stable, ; uid drove a dozen of the rancher's . )\vn horses into the highwny to con- : fuse his pursuers. When these latter reached the little j village across the bridge, a rough | [canister was the only guest at the log- j . abin hotel?Sheet-Iron Jack in whim- ; deal disguise for he was a perfect Proteus when occasion required. Before norning he locked the sheriffs party 1 n their rooms, took the best horses, 1 .timed the others loose in the woods, \ vent back to the rancher's stable, and | secured the pick of the first lot. With I liese he swam the Sacramento, and, : aking advantage of hiding-places I mown only to himself, reached Oregon in safety a week later. The saucy and amusing letter of j [hanks which he left behind on this I occasion, pinioned with his pocket- \ tnife to tlie sheriff's door, went the j rounds of all the newspapers. The j sheriff's wrath, however, was so abid- < ng that short would have been Jack's i ife-leasc if he had been overhauled ; | n less than two minutes he would I ? I lave been dangling irom a pine iree. ; Sheet-Iron Jack on one memorable ! Jccasiou ventured into a town on the 1 Sacramento at a time when half a doz- ' .mi warrants were hanging over his j lead. He was recognized under his I lisguise, and pursued by a crowd of ; irniod citizens. He could not reach ! lis own horse, but ran into a stable, j ait an loose animal, rode out of the I jack door on an alley and made for ! die river. Every one saw the horse and rider iwini across in a hail of bullets and I climb the shrubbyjiank, but when the ' [uirsucrs, who ran around by the j uridge, reached the place, the horse was found riderless. Sheet-Iron Jack | tiad quietly slipped oil' and crept tin- j ler the wild grape vines into the ; river again, floated down stream close j under the blulf, swam back and wait- j id his time. An hour later he recovered his own horse and made a successful break for the Western foothills. That was the time of frontier balls j 11 the thinly settled counties of North- i ?rn California. People would often drive twenty and thirty miles to a i lance, and Sheet-Iron Jack sometimes ' ippeared uninvited. It was in the j cdsre of the oak forests on the eastern | side of the Sacramento, in Northern ! Shasta, that the Stillwater settlers I were onee having a hall in a log-cabin : school house. A tall, black-haired young man, ele- j uantly dressed, appeared 011 the scene, I md became the bright particular star j ;>f the occasion. A very handsome j brunette was about to be led on the lloor by her partner, when the stranger | stepped up to his side whispered his name, bowed to the young lady, saying her partner had resigned the privilege and led her out. The terrorized young man sat down i : and saw Sheet-Iron Jack repeat the i operation with half the girls in the room. Then with a smile and a bow j j the merry brigand said : "Such charming ladies I have never | v seen before, but really the men of this v district are not as brave as they might ?] ! be." J p Then he, kissed his last partner's J | pretty hand, walked out of the door, c and disappeared in the darkness, leav- I s, ; ing a dozen \cvy sheepish-looking ; s young fellows behind him. I i, Like most of the typical highway- j j, men, Sheet-Iron Jack was n spend- : j; thrift, and believed in the Robin Hood I v political economy. He helped many a a poor fellow, footsore, homeless, and sl weary, to a new start. He once saved ; 0 a stage from an accident by repairing j a broken bridge at the bottom of a ! c grade, just before the belated stage ! 0 tore down the rain-swept mountain. j p People told stories of him that would i 0 have done credit to the best of men. j s. He often Hung a five, or a twenty-dol- n lar piece to a "dead-broke man, with j s, the terse command : | fj "Don't you drink whiskey, and don't ), you believe all the bad stories you hear 0 about Sheet-Iron Jack." j The following incident is perhaps as ' j, characteristic as any that are told of t] this genial outlaw: c. One day in August a Herman was ! jj riding along the mountain paths of j Southern Trinity. His horse, a fine j, and valuable animal, suddenly went | c, lame, and in an hour was only able to gj hobble forward. The ignorant youth ! ^ was in despair. He had paid one hun- ' dred and fifty dollars for the horse, j j, and now he expected to be compelled I ft to abandon the animal. w At this juncture a mild-voiced, be- i t( nevolent old man, the shrewdest horse e, trader in the coast range, overtook the p. poor German, won his confidence, ex- a amined the horse, and pronounced the n trouble a clear case of "founder." i 0 "'Twill take him a year to get well, c an' he'll never be much of a horse ; p, agin." u After awhile the shrewd trader of- i c< fered the German twenty dollars for the horse, saying that he should turn t| him out in a pasture for a year or more, j ^ The unhappy young man consented, e took the money, and started down the . 0 hill to walk to the stage station. , n The sharper waited until he was out jj of sight, took a pair of pincers from , (j his saddle bags, and in five minutes had j tj taken off the four new shoes of The 0 lame horse. In half an hour the ani- ' j, mal was able to walk with comfort. j a "I tho't so," the new owner said. | "The minute I seen them new shoes ! j| I knowed the trouble. The hoss is ^ worth $200. Wish I could find scch a fool every day." I 0 The poor German toiled on nearly j ~ an hour with the heavy saddle-bags, when a man rode out of the bushes and n asked: "Where in the devil is your horse?" jj The hesitating German related what i C| had happened, blushing with the rising conviction that he had made a mistake, j The stranger sat sidewise on his great Cl brown horse, with one knee thrown j S( over the saddle, and broke into merry j fits of laughter as he listened. He j g, asked a few questions about the an- | ] cient and friendly stranger. At last j ^ he said : "Well, this is my territory, so I'll I J help you out. You go under the oak I / . in the gulch, and you'll find my camp, j The dried venison is hanging to a ! limb. Don't build a fire, but turn in 1 whenever you choose." Willi such a horse as Sheet-Iron i Jack rode, it was easy to overtake the ! tl swindler, and he then proceeded with i C great dignity to reprove him at the n point of a revolver. I g "A bargain's a bargain," said the j " man, "hut you've got sieh a takin' i ir way that ye can hev the boss when ye ! tl give me back my twenty dollars." "That goes for my fees as a lawyer," j-li Sheet-Iron Jack responded. "But ' tl now that I think of it, my time is w worth more than that. Shell out !" 1 D And lie to<)k over two hundred dol- 1 tv lars from the discomlittcd speculator i tl in horsellesh, tossed him back a twen- , ai ty-dollar. piece, and rode back to where i e the young German lay asleep under : T the oak. Jc "Climb on"' he said, "and ride on [ T to Weaverville. Hold your tongue ! about this performance for a few days, j tl and don't try any more horse trades. I p That is a fine animal; if I had come si along first, I might have taken it my- j si self. Good-by." j ft A few years later Sheet-Iron Jack ii grew tired of his old "stamping : si ground," and went on a long ride into ti Idaho and Montana, then just coming b into prominence as a mining region. , w Jack, at last accounts, was serving a j Vi sentence in a California prison. He is j b an old man, aged an infirm. I tl j 11 Tho Average Girl'* IIUMbaixl. What rubbish is nil this talk of "best ti possible husbunds!" A girl takes tho j tr man who offers if ho appears to bo up- ! fc right, honorable and in eurnest. If sho ; si does not, she runs a risk of going to seed, i ol with a red nose, a canary bird and a lap ' ci dog. The chief trouble with her is not to k know whether sho hus got the best articlo a in tho market, but whether tho man who T says ho loves her means what ho says, yi It is easy for a man to acquire the art of m lovcmaking, and with a littlo practice j hi some men can do it quite skillfully. t la How to know when they aro acting and re when they are obeying an irresistible | ni and ungovernable impulse is the thing a ] N girl wants to be able to determine. J fa Better learn that than make herself a J ai connoisseur in men. A woman's happi- I d, ness is to a large degree dependent on | tl the quality of him to whom she has 1 f given herself, body, soul and heart, but jt] if he really loves her she can mold him . ic to her will. Then?considering that all ' j)( women believe they know how to "man- ' C1 age" a husband?she can mako a "good husband" out of him, for ho will bo like l a, clay in the hands of the potter.?San 0] Francisco Argonaut. i Tlio Cuurantce Held Good. Nearly half a century ago a maiden \ lady residing in Roxboro purchased an ; ax from George Davis, a hardware dealer in Manayunk. Tho ax was in j constant service, and by its many trips to j tho grindstone was worn down until tho steel blade was no longer of use. Yes- 1 terday tho old lady carried the pole or j1 Vino/l nf tho ii v tn Mimnvnnk to have a 1 new blade inserted. Meeting a friend. I i,c he advised her to go to Davis' store, now | 111 kept by two sons of tho former proprie- j sc tor, and get a new one in exchange, as I 1,1 the old one was warranted to last a life- 111 time. The t .vo Davis brothers protested : against exchanging, while tho lady ve- f a| hemcutly urged Iter rights. A large j ?' crowd soon congregated, every one sid- I ing with the woman. She finally tri- j s' umphed and walked out of the store with ! ?1 a brand new article, waving it above her i -st head as an emblem of her victory over I tho firm.?Philadelphia Record. j Trying to .Sell Suiuggled AVhUky. j ti A story of the late Adam Black, the j (' founder of tho well known publishing 1 (It house, is told by Dr. Prydo in liis j K "Pleasant Memories of a Busy Life.'' ! ti One day shortly after Mr. Black began j tr business as a bookseller a suspicious hi looking man came stealthily into the . in shop, and leaning over tho counter whis- j percd into his ear, "I've got some fine i smuggled whisky, which I'll let you ! have at a great bergain." "No, no," j y said Mr. Black indignantly, "I want I nothing of the kind; go away.' xne y mail, evidently not believing in the sin- J1 cerity of this righteous outburst, leaned " Cl over tho counter again and whispered, !l! "I'll tako Bibles fort."?Boston Com- u' monwealth. C| JUiSfcUnncous grading. THE DAYS OF THE TINDER BOX. People who are given to speaking and writing in praise of the good old times, ery conveniently ignore a feature of hose days that must have been intense* y disagreeable. We, of modern times, an have no conception of what our anestors underwent to obtain a light or tart a fire. Now a-days, we simply trilrn o mnlcli niwl tllf> ni'OPCCS SPPIJIS to c so easy and natural that it is hard to nagine any other method of ignition, tut, iti the days of the tinder box, it ,*as necessary to keep a fire burning 11 night, in at least one room, for to trike a light was a long and tedious peration. There were little silver boxes that ontaincd amadou, the spongy texture f a puff ball, and some matches diped in sulphur ; also a flint. One side f the box was armed with a steel. In triking a light the holder put the mandou in position to receive the parks from the steel as he struck the int; then, when the amadou glowed, e touched it with the brimstone end f the match and ignited that?a mat?r of five or ten minutes. A hurglar 1 those days could run away with all tie silverware in the house before a andle could be lighted to look for im. The tinder box employed commonly 1 the kitchen was a different applicaation of the same principle. It conisted of a circular tin or iron box, with lie sockets for a candle soldered on jp. This box contained a removable ottom. When opened it displayed a steel and a lump of flint. These ere taken out of an dremovable hotim lifted up, when below was disclosd a mass of black tinder. The manuicture of this tinder was one of the ccomplishments of our forefathers, or ither our foremothers. It was made f linen rags burnt in a close vessel hai red to tinder, without being set on re, and the manufacture of tinder had ) take place weekly, and consumed a onsiderable amount of linen. in tnc morning eariy, oeiore uawu, le first sounds heard in a small house 'ere the click, click, click of the kitchn maid striking the flint and steel ver the tinder in the box. When igited, a match was applied, the candle ghted, and at once the plate of tin let own over the precious tinder to exnguish it. If any one possessing an Id tinder box will try his hand at it, e will find how toilsome, unpleasant, nd lengthy the process is. Then came in the phosphorus bottle, t held its ground a very short while, ecause of the danger attending it. his consisted of a small bottle, like tie of smelling salts, that contained hosphorus. A match was thrust into and twirled about till it ignited the latch, but as simultaneously the phoshorus in the bottle sometimes caught re, this invention was speedily disarded. Then came the "Instantaneous Light iox," which consisted of a tin box antaining a bottle in which was placed imc sulphuric acid, with sufficient sbestos to soak it up, and a supply of nail splits of wood, coated with a lieinical mixture. This was followed y the "Lucifer" match, which was jnited by drawing it through a piece f bent sand-paper, and finally the iction match that we use today.? roldcn Days. AN ENGINEER'S LIFE. The "Chicago Flyer," which covers ic 1)04 miles between New York and hicngo in twenty hours, including ine stops, is pulled by seven huge eninos in relays, driven by seven engiecrs in succession. From an article 1 McClurc's Magazine we condense ic following: A run of less than loO miles is the mit per day for each engine, while iree hours of the plunging rush ears out the strongest engineer. Pixseventy, eighty miles 1111 hour? hat does that mean to the man at le throttle? It means that the six nd a half feet drivers turn five times very second and advance 100 feet, ic-tic-tic, and the train has run the mgth of New York's highest steeple, he engineer turns his head for live ;conds to look at the gauges, and in lat time the terrible iron creature, utting forth the strength of a tliouind horses, may have shot past a red gnal with its danger warning oOO 1 ct away. Not only must he note istantly all that is before him, the gnals, switches, bridges, the passing ains and the condition of the rails, nt he must act at the same moment, orking throttle, air brakes or reersiug leVer, not as quick as thought lit quicker, for there is no time to link. His muscles must do the right ling automatically under circumanccs where a second is an age. In addition to this constant mental "iision, the engineer on this hurling ain has to endure material discom?rt, often bodily suffering. The air vceps back in his face with the breath F a hurricane, blowing suioke and nders into his eyes. Most people now the intense pain a cinder causes man's eye, particularly a hot cinder, he suffering is almost unbearable, and ct suffering or 110 suffering, the engieer who gets a cinder in his eye can live 110 relief until the end of his rey. "It seems as if nothing would .'St my eyes, sir," said one of the new icn alter his first week 011 the flyer. 0 wonder the eye-sight of engineers iil rapidly ; no wonder many of them re removed from their positions every ay because the examining doctors find icm unable to distinguish the signals, he engineer suffers from the plungig and tossing of the monster icomotive, which bruises his whole ady with its violent rocking, and iuscs sharp pains in the back, parcularly where there is any ten- ! ency to kidney trouble. One has uly to watch these strongmen as they umble down from their engines at ic end of their relay, has only to ob rve their white faces and unsteady ! lit, and see the condition of physicul ! jllapses which follows, to understand hat it costs in vitality and grit to live a fast engine. Thus it is while the New Yorker its to Chicago with scarcely more iscomfort than if he had remained at I ome, the same journey wears out sven engineers, all picked men ; for any of them who have seen years of .tv1cc Oil trains running iuny muea i Iiour, break down entirely when put ' |)on the llycr. So exhausted are leseseven engineers by their compar- j lively short relays, that they are iliged to lay oil" entirely during the ? Bowing day to recover from the lock. They do not even take the | iposite bound (Iyer back over their retch, but return with their engines j > their respective starting points, rawing slower train. Thus seven rong men do two days' work every me the llycr runs from New York to hicago, and seven other men do two iys' work every time it runs back. ! ach engineer works three hours on | ic "flyer," returns home 011 an easy ! ain. and then rests forty hours before ; is nerves and muscles and brains are ; I condition to repeat the operation. Why Brutkd With Hkad to thk ,'kst.?All Christian nations (we heave) bury their dead with the head to ie west. There is a "why" for this, ! 1st as there is for every other known istom. As far as we have been able to ! ^certain after an exhaustive search of | II the leading authorities, our present ' istom in burial modes originated in | primitive times, when the people believed in corporeal resurrection. They i had an idea that inasmuch as the star ! that heralded Christ's coming first appeared in the east, "Judgment Day" ; would he ushered in with the Lord's | appearance in the same direction, and 1 that when they "arose from the dead" they would he facing Him whose mission will he that of sounding the doom of all earthly things. ? ? WHAT GIRLS TALK ABOUT. "What do girls talk about," I asked one of them, "at their luncheons and during calls upon each other?" "Well," she replied, "there are usu any two suojccis 01 conversation at gatherings of girls, and they are about equally prolific. One of them is the men and the other is girls who don't happen to he present. We discuss the men of our acquaintance from every possible point of view, exchange confidences that have been made to us, criticise them with unrestricted free- J dom, and wonder which of them want to marry and what styles of girls they prefer. Sometimes we are rather sharp in our criticisms, but on the whole the men get out rather easily. Hut when it comes to other girls?my !" "What do you mean by that?" "I mean that no mercy is shown. For example, we take up some poor unfortunate who isn't with us and go through the pleasant operation known as picking her to pieces. We discuss her costumes, her complexion, her manners, her sayings, her tastes, and by tlie time we have got through with her the Creator wouldn't recognize his work. Then we start in on some other girl." "But have you many enemies of this I sort?" "Enemies? Bless your innocent soul, I haven't an enemy in the world. I love my neighbor as myself." "You surely don't intend to convey i the impression to my mind that these | girls whose characters you discuss in : this cannibalistic way are friends of : yours?" "Why certainly. For instance, on the south side the other day we were all taking 5 o'clock tea and having a simply beautiful time picking Maria | Jones to pieces. Just in the middle of J it all Maria came in. Was she greeted 1 coldly? Well, hardly. We all em- | braced her, gave her a seat near the | lire and changed the subject of conver- j ! sation to Annie Smith. And how | ; Maria did go for her, to be sure!"? j Chicago Post. | POTTER PALMER'S TWO ENGINEERS, j I know a good story about Potter j Palmer which has never yet been j published. One day Mr. Palmer went ! down into the engine room of his hotel, ; and, in some way got into a dispute 1 i with the engineer. Mr. Palmer ended ; the matter by telling his employe to j go to the office and get his salary and i get out. Now, this engineer had been in j in Mr. Palmer's employ fifteen years, i and knew every pipe, wire and rope j in the big hotel. The manager of the house, who, by the way, is now a St. : Louis landlord, was greatly put out I when the faithful employe told him j ! that the "old man" had "fired" him. "Jim," said the manager, "I don't want you to go. We would be in j trouble for months if a new man took j your place. I'll tell you what you do. j Go and shave off that mighty beard j you wear, dress up in your Sunday i clothes, and go and strike the "old J man" for your old job." An hour later Mr. Palmer was ap- I I proached by a smooth-faced, ncatly! dressed man, who courteously inquired [ j if he needed the service of a first-class i I engineer. "That's just what I do," was Mr. j Palmer's reply. "The man I've had | has been discharged. He had been a | long time in the place, but he got "sas[ sy." As your papers are all right, you can try the place." That happened years ago, but Jim ; still holds the fort. Mr. Palmer has never regretted that he "fired" that I "sassy Jim" and hired in his place the ; gentlemanly, smooth-faced man who ; keeps everything in such perfect run| ning order.?Globe-Democrat. Something to Think Ahout.?Mr. j I Carroll I). Wright gives us some very | interesting facts. Ife estimates?and : I in the matter of statistics he is an ex- ' ! pert?that there are in this country at ; the present time rather more than j | twenty-two millions of persons who are | I "engaged in gainful occupations." j Subtracting from our sixty-five mil- i lions most of the wives and daughters, \ all of the decrepit and aged, and all 1 the school children, it will be seen that j we are a work-a-day nation in its shirt-sleeves. The class of do-nothings ; because they have too much money, ' | and the other class of do-nothings be' cause they are born loafers, do not count for much either in number or in- j I fluence. But Mr. Wright adds that ; not only is the aggregate of those who do work on the increase, but also the aggregate of those who are willing to work, but can't get it. There's the | rub. That is the reason for the existence of labor organizations, for strikes, and for the unceasing conflict between j capital and labor, i The remedy ? There is but one. ; Skilled labor is nearly always in dei mand. A first-class workman is seldom out of a job. It is necessary, therefore, for the new generation to cease dawdling, to give up being jacks of all trades, to give themselves vehemently to some j special department, and to become I masters of that. There never yet was a time when it was not easier to earn four dollars a day because you are j worth it, than to earn one dollar a day at work which a million others can do as well as you ; and, as the New York ! UamaI/1 tl?A Sc /itnnt* nnd if X1C1 U1U 3il V Oj lli(/ itocuii i o vivui v i is emphatic. A (Jiki.'.s Bookkkkhxc.?All the girls in town have become smitten with j a new fad, and that is the keeping of ! hooks to show exactly what they spend, 1 said a man on 'change. I got my wife , to bring my daughter's hook to me for inspection. I tell you, that girl should he teaching bookkeeping in a business 1 college instead of spending my "hardearned'" money 011 European novelties ! and gennans. Some of the entries are j so interesting I copied them. Here are three or four which will give you an idea of the rest of the entries: "One pair kid gloves, undressed and just the ; proper shade for my Easter suit, $3.50;" "one box of caramels, mixed, most of them perfectly lovely, $1"onesilver button hook, just the sweetest thing in the world, with my name engraved upon it, $(5.50"gave to a beggar woman, she was awfully dirty and had a baby with her, lie;" "a whole lot of j things I can't remember, $21.4(5;" "balance 011 hand only $13.22, and papa must give me some more money rijjht away." There, if that is not sys- j tematic bookkeeping I'd like to know wluit vou'tl call it.?Republic. A "Ooi.dkx Ki i.k" for Advkrti- ; skrs.?"Said a gentleman, the inanag- i ing man of a concern, 'the only rule I 1 have for determining whether or not a paper is a desirable one for our house j to use as an advertising medium, is to ! ascertain if the paper, upon examina- ! tion, has interest for me as as a reader, j I go through its columns carefully and consider what is being presented from j month to month to its subscribers and ; readers, and then attempt to conceive ! of the kind of people who are likely to | take (hi; paper in order to obtain such j information or such rending matter. I | I believe,' be continued, 'that tbis ruse , enables me to weed out many paperl I which have only a free circulation and ! some of those also which do not employ editors or which do not make any real attempt to take high rank as periodicals. When I find a paper that I think I could afford to pay for as a ! subscriber on account of the matter it , contains, I am impressed with the idea i that it circulates among a class that I I can afford to pay for to reach with my ; advertisement."?The Millstone. j Lesson for Hfsinkss M en.?An nd; vertising solicitor, one of the brightest j members of the hustling fraternity to which lie belongs, was met on Chestnut street, yesterday afternoon, wear! ing a smile of great breadth and evidently in excellent humor with himself. '*1 have just left the head of a big j Front street firm," said he, "and I | have a fair-sized contract hearing the [ firm's signature tucked in my inside I pocket. How do you suppose I got it? I The old gentleman undertook to spike my guns before I had my batteries [ fairly opened on him, by agreeing to j everything I said in favor of advertlsI ing and enthusiastically attributing to i it much more than I would dare to j claim for it. He then went on to inform me that his firm had no occasion j whatever for advertising, as it was j well-known from having advertised extensively in its earlier days. " 'So,' said I, 'you think that the j advertising which you did in the early [ days of your business is sufficient to carry you through now ?' " 'Undoubtedly I do,' he replied, j " 'Well,' said I, 'will you kindly tell i me the name of the candidate for vice ! president on the Republican ticket j election before last?' "He was stuck. He hesitated, stami mered a little, and finally replied: j 'Well, no, I can't.' "Now, said I, do you know of any j man who was better advertised at that ' time?' "It fetched him."?Philadelphia Inquirer. Keep it to Yourself.?Don't tell your husband your every thought, writes Mrs. P. T. Barnum. Many of them are not worth telling?and don't ask to know his. This is not secretivcness, but common sense and delicacy ; as much so as the feeling that prompts you to say your morning prayer inaudibly and to take your hath in private. Do you think that any reserve is fatal to the oneness of an ideal marriage? Have you heard of the "atomic theory?" How scientists tell us that all palpable objects, even granite, are composed of innumerable infinitesimal atoms, which, however close they may seem to be, never really touch each other? This is true of the heart of a man and a womau. They can never . quite touch, for the most devoted husband and wife can never sec anything from exactly the same point of view, or feel anything in the same manner and degree. This is the inevitable consequence of differing sex; but they may come so near that nothing can come between?so near as to support each other and resist the world with granite strength and solidity. Some Moon Myths.?Many superstitious beliefs as to the "influence" of the moon still remain even in this late decade of the Nineteenth century. In some localities it is believed to be unlucky to be empty-handed when one first beholds the new moon ; and among the same people having silver in the hands or gold in the pockets, is a "good sign." If one is about entering upon an important undertaking he had best defer proceedings until some time between "new" and "full" moon. All English-speaking people refer to the moon as "she" and the sun as "he in Hidoo mythology, however, the goddess of night" is a male deity, supposed . to be the son of the patriarch Atri, a young man who was transferred to the realms of space because ne was 100 good to associate with other humen beings. The Malays, Siamese and several classes and castes of the Chinese, speak of the moon as a great milk curd or butter-ball which arose from the primeval Sea of Milk when it was churned by the gods to procure the much-prized "beverage of immortality." fiST" Artificial india rubber from cottonseed oil is one of the latest industrial products, and claimed to possess commercial adaptations of peculiar practical value. The manufacture involves a process not yet given out to the public by the discoverer, who states that, while experi- ' menting with cottonseed oil to produce a varnish for paintings, he obtained a substance entirely foreign in its make up and properties to what was sought?not a varnish, but rubber. So simple is the process, as alleged, that it is not within the protection of a patent?the only safeguard being, therefore, in the secrecy of the process, by the use of which it is asserted only fifteen per cent, is required of the genuine rubber to produce an article which can in no way be distinguished from the ordinary crude india rubber, it is said, even by experts in the handling of the latter article. Arrangchave been made for its extensive manufacture, and its application to the various purposes so long peculiar to the natural material.?Science. Leaving Adelaide Iielilnd. A young man who had recently returned from the Australian colonies to wed the girl of his heart was reproached the other day by his beloved for his fickleness. "I know you say you love me very much," she exclaimed, "but I daresay you said just the same thing to the other girl whom you have treated so heartlessly?poor thing!" "What other girl?" gasped the astonished lover, who was conscious of an unswerving fidelity to the fair being whom he had ever loved."Why, the girl in Australia," answered the innocent. "I overhead them say the other day that you left Adelaide to come to me." And it took some timo and a largo map to convinco her that he was not a "gay Lothario."?London Tit-Bits. Tho ltat May lie Trained. The rat is not popular with pet lovers in general, hut persons who have overcome the repugnance which our race feels for his?Frank Buckland of England, for instance?insist that he is, above all other little animals, amusing and entertaining. He is full of gambols as a kitten and scrupulously neat in the care of his person, washing and brushing his fur as carefully as a cat. Though not overdainty 111 feeding when ho ia wild and has to live by his wits, he is particular and no.ional to the last degree when he is cared for and able to choose. The rat is peculiarly umenable to instruction, readily learns to perform tricks of all sorts, and, what may seem most singular in one against whom every 1 1 i l.? 1 W mail s ilium is riuseu, uu ucwiu? .n...... j attached to the friend who cares for him. ?Harper's Bazar. Tho I'roimnclatlo'n of "Lleutonuut." Old fashioned folks afloat and ashore still like to* pronounce "lieutenant" leftenant. Some still older folks accent the first syllable in addition to pronouncing it "lef." The pronunciation leftenant, accent on second syllable, is now chiefly confined to tho retired list of the navy, though you find here and there a young officer who braves wardroom ribaldry by persisting in the almost archaic, pronunciation.?New York Sun.