Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, October 04, 1893, Image 4
Humorous department.
Freaks of the Country Girl.?"What
do you think I did this morning?"' one summer
girl asked another in a cable car, on
their way home from a summer shopping
jaunt.
"Goodness knows!" ejaculated the other.
"You are always doing the unexpected."
"Well," continued the first girl, "I had
two things on my mind that I dared not
forget?a book I wanted very much, and the
purchase of a silk waist. So what did I do
but walk into a bookstore, go up to the first
man clerk that I saw, and ask, "Do you
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shirt waist ?"
"Oh!" gasped the other girl. "What did
he say ?"
"That's the funny part of it. He surveyed
me with utmost seriousness, and answered,
promptly,'If you want big sleeves it will
take five yards; that is, unless the silk is
wide.'
"Of course I was completely stunned, for it
had dawned on me what I was doing; but I
made a great effort and said, gratefully,
'Thank you very much?very much. Now
will you please show me Mrs. Blank's last
novel?' Then I bought the book, and retired
in good order. There would have
been no sense in exposing my feeble-mindedness
to that clerk ; but I'd give a good deal
to know how he keeps so well posted on dry
goods."
Hp: Got the Pass-Wori>.?There were a
number of Alliancemen in town last Monday
week, and one who remained over that night,
seeing a light in the Knights of Pythias hall
in the Masonic Temple, concluded he would
attend the meeting of the local sub-Alliance,
which he imagined to be in session there.
He went up to the door and rapped.
The wicket was opened and a gruff voice
asked: "Who's there?"
"I plow, I spade, I hoe," replied the Alliance
brother.
"The h?1 you say!" said the voice within,
and the wicket was slammed in the Allianceman's
face.
After waiting a time without being admitted,
the Allianceman came down hunted up
a brother of the order, and told him that he
had been up to the Alliance, given the password
and failed to gain admittance.
This brother said to him: "Don't you
knowathat is the Knights of Pythias hall?"
"You have given away the Alliance password
!"
"I don't care," said the Allianceman, "I
got his."
"What did he say to you ?" was asked.
" 'The h?1 you say!'" said the Allianceman.
"And that is their password."?Sumter
Watchman and Southron.
the ketort t eminine.?"Money is llKe
woman in one respect," said Mr. Darley to
his wife.
"That's so," replied she. "It's u good
thing to have about the house."
"That wasn't the resemblance I had in
mind," Mr. Darley went on.
"I suppose not."
"No ; money is like woman because money
talks."
"Well, money has some well known masculine
characteristics, loo," retorted Mrs.
Darley. "It gets tight. More than that, it
requires the same remedy as its human ex-w
emplar in that case."
"And what is that?"
"The gold cure."
A Great Secret Out.?Pretty girl?An
old woman told me to-day that I ought to
get some love powder, and she said she
guessed you kept it.
Druggist?You can make it yourself by
mixing half a teaspoonl'ul of sugar with a
minute quantity of powdered starch.
"Yes, and how will I give it to him ?"
"You must invite him to a supper which
you prepare, and slip it into his coffee."
"And will it make him want to marry
me?"
"It will if the coffee is good, and everything
else well cooked."
Nothing Like Latin.?Andrew Jackson
was once making a stump speech out West,
in a small village. Just as he was concluding,
Amos Kendall, who sat behind him,
whispered:
"Tip 'em a little Latin, general. They
won't be satisfied without it."
The man of iron will, instantly thought
of a few phrases he knew, and in a voice of
thunder wound up his speech by exclaiming:
"E pluribus unum !?sine qua non !?ne
_i 11 ? i ii . in
pius uura;?muiium in parvo :
The effect was temendous, and the shouts
could be heard for miles.
The Special Use of Flies.?"Yes, Bobby,"
said the minister, who was dining with
the family, "everything in this world has its
use, although we may not know what it is.
Now, there is the fly, for instance. You
wouldn't think that flies were good for anything,
yet"?
"Oh, yes, I would," interrupted Bobby. "I
know what flies are good for."
"What, Bobby ?"
"Pa says that they are the only thing that
keeps him awake when you are preaching."
?St. Louis Republic.
B&T One evening Patti, having taken a
slight cold, found herself hoarse, and request- \
ed Brignoli to apologize. The curtain rose,
and Brignoli said that Madame Patti requested
him to say that she very much regretted
it, but that she was a "little horse."
The audience began to laugh, and when the
astonished Brignoli repeated the statement
that the Madame Patti was a "little horse,"
the theatre rang with the hand-clapping and 1
laughter. Poor Brignoli stood speechless, 1
until some one in the audience called out: 1
"Well, if she's a 'little horse,' trot her
out." i
tST The great Welsh preacher, Christmas 1
Evans, was one summer morning walking
over a mountain in Pembrokeshire to a distant
village, where he was expected to ,
preach. On the wav he met Mr. Herring, a
celebrated revivalist. "Good-morning, Mr.',
Evans, exclaimed Herring; "but who would ;
have thought of seeing Christmas in the
middle of summer?" Christmas, was, however,
equal to the occasion, and quietly re-1
torted : "Good-morning, sir ; but who would
have thought of meeting a Herring on the'
top of a mountain."
fl?" A candid and well-meaning professor,1
who had witnessed the performance of a lit- j
tie play in a private house, in which his host-1
ess had taken the leading part, met the lady \
as she came from behind the curtain. "Mad-1
am," he said, rushing up to her, "you played |
excellently; the part fits you to perfection." !
"Oh, no, professor," said the lady, modestly ; I
"a young and pretty woman is needed for |
that part." "But, madam," persisted the j
professor, "you have positively proved the |
contrary!"
S6T" It was a Chicago lawyer who, in his
capacity as justice of the peace, was called |
upon to marry a couple in haste. Absent- j
mindedly he began with the groom : "You
do solemnly sweat that you will faithfully
perform all the duties devolving upon you as
husband of this woman, during your term of
office, and until your successor shall be cho- j
sen and qualified in your stead." Then he
remembered himself and began again after!
the manner appropriate to the occasion.
Not so Remarkable.?"How did this
happen?" asked the surgeon, as he dressed
the wound in the cheek and applied a sooth- j:
ing poultice to the damaged eye. "Got hit |:
with a stone," repneu tnc patient. "\\no;
threw it?'' "My?ray wife," was the reluc-;1
tant answer. "It's the first time I ever knew i
a woman to liit anything she aimed at," j
muttered the surgeon. "She was throwing !
at the neighbor's hens," explained the suffer- j <
er. "I was behind her."?'Chicago Times, j
I?" "Nothing," said an impatient lius-h
hand, "reminds me so much of Balaam and
his ass as two women stopping in church and ;
obstructing the way to indulge in their everlasting
talk." "But you forget, my dear," :
returned the wife, meekly, "that it was the j;
angel who stopped the way, and Balaam and
his ass who complained of it."
gST" A little school girl asked her teacher
what was meant by "Mrs. Grundy." The
teacher replied that it meant "the world." '
Some days afterward the teacher asked the i
geography class, to which this little hud of 1
promise belonged, "What isazom ?" After <
some hesitation, the girl brightened up, and i
replied, "I know. It's a belt around Mrs. 1
Grundy's waist."
Wayside $atltmni)5.
fST*Bad people never enjoy good company.
Bfcir A friend is worth more than a kinsman.
8Happiness is not the end of life; character
is.
8?" The Rocky Mountain ranges are three
miles wide.
8? E very man with a bright son believes |
in heredity.
8?" Japanese children are taught to write
with both hands.
86?" There are 267,45t> miles of telephone j
wires in this country.
8?" People who borrow trouble never have
to go far to find it.
8?* "Time is money," said Hardup, when
he pawned his watch. *
8? In Iceland it is not as cold as in many
parts of the United States.
8?" As a rule a man's hair turns gray five
years sooner than a woman's.
8?" The man who is not honest in religion I
is not to be trusted anywhere.
8?"* Better live in a house without windows
than in a house without books.
8?* You can boast of noble blood when
you are the hero of noble deeds.
8?" In every country consumption kills
more victims than any other disease.
8?" Health may be wealth, but it is pretty
hard to make the doctors believe it.
8? The horse has a smaller stomach in proportion
to its size than any other quadruped.
8? A great man is one who knows how ,
tn mnl-A snmplimlv pIsp naddle his canoe for
him. """ "" 1 ;
6?* Taking all the year round the coldest
hour of the twenty-four is 5 o'clock in the 1
morning. 1
SSy The farmer in Japan who has more i
than ten acres of land is looked upon as a '
monopolist. ,
BSy The Hawaiian alphabet has twelve let- |
ters, while the Tartarian is made up of 202 ,
characters. J
8?* The population of Italy is very dense, ,
there being 270 people to every square mile (
of territory. '
8ST" It costs some men more to obtain popu- (
larity than the public estimates it at after it 1
has been gained.
8ST Whenever we vary from the highest 1
rule of right, just so far do wean injury to i
the world. i
86?" There are people who like to take up f
their cross only when they are sure that ,
others will see it.
(
BSTYou cannot dream yourself into a
character?you must hammer and forge
yourself into one. [
The Connecticut legislature has decreed 1
that the flag shall float over every school- 1
house in the State. 1
ttST When a simpleton wants to get well he i
buys something "to takea philosopher gets (
something "to do." I
BSF* Whenever you have a proposition to
get something for nothing, it will pay you to
walk around it by the farthest route.
8ST Why canuot two slender persons become
great acquaintances? Because they (
will always be slight acquaintances.
&&T It is estimated that the coal mines al- y
ready developed contain enough coal to sup- '
ply the world a thousand years to come. I
8Iu every mile of railroad there is seven s
feet four inches that is not covered by the j
rails?the space left between them for ex- (
pansion. [
8?? Twelve million pounds' worth of leath- j
er is required every year to provide boots
and shoes for the inhabitants of Great
Britain.
8ST "Robert fell off a fifty-foot ladder and
wasn't hurt a bit." "Not hurt? I don't '
believe it." "It's quite true. He fell of!' the i
bottom rung." e
8?" "Hello, Bingley, how did the doctor t
succeed in breaking up your fever?" "Oh, x
easy enough; he presented his bill, and I
had a chill in 15 minutes."
8&F" A rule in effect in Leipzig, Saxony, I
assesses the expense of calling out the fire ^
department to the owner of the house where
the fire originated. 1
8^"It is said that when an Indian dies his '
surviving relatives pay all his debts. We f
are acquainted with a man who we-heartily p
wish would turn Indian and die. j
Bfir Visitor?So your brother is taking"les- ?
sons on the violin. Is he making progress? .
Little Girl?Ycs'm ; he's got so now we can
tell whether he is tuning or playing. *
8ST "What is the difference between 'wages 5
and salary' ?" "Well, generally, one means c
a great deal of work and some pay, and the a
othfcr is a good deal of pay and some work." t
8?* If an imaginary circle be drawn around t
Russia, Germany, Austria, and France, jt c
will inclose in this relatively small space, .
more armed men than there are in all the
world besides. 1
fiST Jenny Lind was one of the first persons
to travel in a private car in this country. }1
She hired a car and had the seats removed, j ?
and fitted it up with her own luxurious c
household furniture. I s
SkST The bank of England was once com-1
pelled to suspend specie payments. It was
on February 27, 1792. It resumed in 1823,
after the financial disaster following the iv
French war had passed away.
BfcaT Iowa and Missouri never had such
crops of corn, and it is out of frost. There
is more old corn in turners' hands than at j t
any time in twelve years, and there will he j v
more corn raised west of the Mississippi even i.
than in 1891. i.
The first English school in America!
was opened in Massachusetts in 1(522, with i ^
six pupils. Now the public schools of this ! 1
country have 369,000 teachers, 13,000,000 j 1
scholars, and cost last year $148,724,(547. ! a
SigT One hundred dollars' worth of nuggets
of virgin gold in a box have for many years
been awaiting a claimant at the Dead Letter (i
Oflice in Washington. Does anybody know ,
who the rightful owner is?
#3?" Tiie annual report of the attorney
general of Michigan, states that one of every j
100 of the State's inhabitants was arrested j
on a criminal charge, while one of every 1 ">0 v
was convicted. c
B&P Though it is fourteen years oil', it has al- -j
ready been suggested that a celebration be I
made in 1907 of the three hundredth anni-1 \
versarv of the first English settlement in i
America, which was at Jamestown, Va., in ! s
1(507. 1
fi?"' The town of Chamberlain, S. ])., boasts j i
of the largest artesian well in the world, j c
The well is eighteen inches in diameter and i<
the water is thrown fourteen feet above the j A
top of the pipe. Water is claimed to How at j 1:
the rate of 8.000 irallons a minute. f
ti&T Texas is large enough to give all the 1
population in the world standing room, and *'
it is said that if all the people of the Vnited I!|
States were crowded into Kansas, California,;'
and Nebraska, those States would not be js
more thickly settled than England is now.
Bfiy The ancient Hammond house, in Mar-11
blchead, Mass., is being torn down, and some c
of its spruce timbers, which have been pro- j J
tected from rain and wind for more than 300 '
years, arc being eagerly sought after by (
violin makers for use in the manufacture of *
their instruments. ^
SfeaS^The greatest naval review of modern j
times was by Queen Victoria in 1854, at the
beginning of the Crimean war. The licet
extended in an unbroken line for live miles
and comprised 300 men-of-war, with twice ?
that number of store and supply ships. The ^
fleet was manned by 40,000 seamen.
tStir A hailstorm visited I'awtueket recently v
and one woman picked tip a large hailstone (]
and allowed it to melt in her hand. She v
thought something was inside the little piece 'j
of frozen rain, but was surprised to find
when all had melted, a live toad or flog in t
her hand. ,!
JEsT" Lloyd's Register says in the 15 years |,
ending 1SS0, 1,403 ships were missing and , |,
never again heard of; 2,7o4 were sunk by u
collision; J.iX);} were burned; 17,">02 were (.
itlanded ; S,()2(> were water-logged or other- ;l
wise lost, a total loss in 1"> years of 32,~>87 i r
vessels, or over 2,000 a year.
?Sa?" There are .'1,700 national, 3,000 State, n
and 1.300 private hunks in the 1'iiitcd States,: o
a total of S.000. The gross deposits in na- f
tional hanks of the I'nited States amount to o
SI,500,000,000; in State hanks to $<550,000,-. v
ooo, and in private hanks to Sloo.ooo.ooo,1 <]
making a total of $2,250,000,000. c
fiOrT'For two hours the fashionable lady
kept the draper exhibiting his goods, and at
the end of that period she sweetly asked, l<
"Are you quite sure you have shown me e
everything you have?" "No. madam," said <1
the draper, with an insinuating smile, "I b
have yet an old account in my ledger which j v
1 shall very gladly show you." j o
ahc rfavm and itcsiuk. |
com>icti:i> by iiowlwd black.
I
(Original.) j
SOMKTIHNU Til THINK AIMHT.
Seventy millions of acres of corn are grown
yearly in the United States, mostly for the
grain. Feeding experiments, conducted by
the Maryland Experiment station, show what
has already been recognized as true by many
of our most progressive farmers, that all
parts of the corn plant contain valuable food
material. The corn stalks and shucks eontain
(10 per cent, of the total digestible matter
produced by the plant, the blades 11 per
cent., and the ears 20 per cent.
lly using siloes, or even by cutting or !
crushing the corn stalks, cattle will cat and
utilize nearly all of them. Can we afford to
leave half of the value of our corn erops in
the field to rot, when, if properly handled
and fed, it would enable us to keep more
stock and make more manure? Cotton seed
meal and cut corn stalks make a perfect ration,
not only for dry cattle, but for milk i
cows and for the production of growth in i
young stock.
[Original.] !
TIIK CROPS OF TI1K YEAR.
The September report of the United States 1
Department of Agriculture, makes the aver- J
age condition of cotton on September 1st, as ,
only 73, on the basis of 100 as a full crop. |
This is the lowest condition since 1881, when ]
it stood at 70 on September 1st. In 1SS1 the i
crop was 6,000,000 bales, on 17,000,000
acres. September condition last year was
77, and the yield stated at 6,700,000 bales, ,
an 18,362,000 acres. The condition in Sep- ]
tember, 1891, was 83, and the crop exceeded i
),000,000 bales; but the acreage was 1,000,- t
300 acres greater than the present season. '
Phis would seem to indicate a crop of about J
F,000,000, unless there is an improvement c
)f condition, when it may reach 7,500,000
>ales. i
The condition, when harvested, of the 1
ivheat crop, taking into account both winter f
uul spring varieties, was 74, against 85 last *
]rear. The general average is the lowest
since 1885, when it was 72. The crop that t
'ear was 357,000,000 bushels, on an acreage t
estimated at about the same as this year.
The smallest crop of corn in years is indi- *
licated by the September report of the stat- ^
stician of the Department of Agriculture, j
lie condition being reported at 7G.7, the \
owest for ten years, except in 1890, 1887 1
ind 1880. The estimate of the total corn
:rop of the United States is placed at fifteen {
nmdred million bushels.
[Original.] C
WANT OF CARE ON THE FARM. j
In every address and in every article upon I
lie subject of how to make farming pay, the f
vhole stress is laid upon the necessity of 2
laving knowledge. Knowledge of how 1
dnnts grow, of their composition, the necessary
plant food, and the elements in the
iroper proportion to each other to produce g
lie greatest and most profitable yield, of the r
>est modes of cultivation for each particular c
riant; in fact, a knowledge of the whole s
omprehensive science of agriculture.
While this knowledge is absolutely neces- t
sary to the highest and best success in farmng,
yet with all this there will be failure, r
mless the farmer who possesses this knowl;dge
has the trait of carefulness in every- s
hing he does. If your plans arc ever so '
veil laid, with all the help knowledge may t
five you, unless every detail is carried out c
villi watchful care, your profits will go and 1
our plans will come to grief. 2
The science of farming?for when rightly
mrsued it is a science?requires great care
n directing and utilizing me great and snent ^
orces of nature, which arc working silently j
nul unceasingly for him every (lay in the i
ear, either in the growing plants or in the
;rowing animals 011 his farm. It is true, that r
0 guide and procure profitable results from v
liese forces of nature requires knowledge, j
et it also requires constant and watchful 1
arc to see that both plants and animals get,! 1
it all times, the necessary material and in u
iroper quantities, and in suitable condition, 1
0 produce the best results. Any want of *
are, for a single day, perhaps, at a certain j
imo, may destroy your profits and render U
inprofitable a whole season's work. ! c
No business is so exacting upon our care | v
.nd attention as is farming, yet when intelli- [
[ontly pursued and with that thoughtful |
are so vital to success, there is 110 calling so ?
afe, so free from cares, heartaches and disippointments,
and so favorable to the (level- 1
ipment of the best traits of manhood and 1
comnnhood. v
TKKKAC1NU AT THE SMITH. 1
The violence of Southern rain storms and
lie great damage done to hilly land from i
rushing, has, from the beginning, rendered
inperative, precautions to prevent, or, at ^
east, lessen the evil. Hillside ditching has *
[cnerally been the only preventive, but this
ins many drawbacks. This occupies much :
and and becomes a refuge for briers, bushes c
.nd all sorts of weeds, which hinder the plow \
aid draw moisture and nourishment from r
he crops. Then, unless the ditches were t
losely looked after, they are liable to be- h
loiius sand-tilled, and the water, after col- v
acting in large volumes, breaks over and ! n
onvcrts the land below into gullies. fi
To prevent washing, a system of terracing
las, with all our best farmers, taken the t
dace of ditching. The plan is simple, and v
vhen done with a little judgment, is highly a
H'ective. The only implement necessary is
iti A-shaped frame to lay off the terraces, a
iight threc-lburths by two-inch strips are
icst, but poles will do. The rule is to give s
t fourteen feet stride. When completed, s
tand the frame on a level lloor or a plank <?
eveled with a spirit-level. Drive a small nail
n the apex. To this nail, suspend by means ?
if a cord, any fragment of iron convctient
to tie to, and say one pound in weight, d
iVhen the oscillation ceases and the cord a
lecomes stationary, raise one end of the
rame post one and one-half inches, and f(
nark on the cross piece exactly where the ii
levation throws the string. That will give | ii
l fall to the terrace of one and one-half; s
aches in fourteen feet, which experience has
liown to be right.
Lay off with this frame a series of terraces
lirough the field. (Jo wherever the one and t
ine-balf fall carries you, until a ditch is ji
cached, or something to carry the water oil' f;
recly, putting up small stakes to mark the p
oursc, three feet below or above the level of
bis terrace. One may have to go ten yards a
ir a hundred in distance, according to the
ulliness of land. Lay off others, still fol- n
owing the one and one-half inch fall, until
he field is terraced. To throw up the tcraees,
use a two-horse plow, and beginning
it the line of stakes, plow as heavy a bed to h
hem as practicable, by throwing the soil to v
hem on each side, ami extending half way i h
o the line of stakes on each side. In a n
1-01-1I flu. lino of ulnlrotf will lio rin t lio orn?l I tl
if 11 bed whose wutcr-furrows will be half!
cay to tlio line of slakes above anil below.!
Phis bed is the terrace. Along each line of e
takes, this plan must be followed. If no j n
wo-horse plow is to be had, a one-horse plow (|
nay be made to answer by throwing up the ; tl
icd twice. Mvery spring, when the land is i.si
iroken, it should he done by a re-throwing j
ip of the beds or terraces. In making the h
rop rows, go right on over the terraces just ] j\
s if they did not exist. Of course, do not si
un rows up and down hill. Rather let them b
pproach the water furrow of terraces as f
early level as possible. The water passes ft
If slowly along these depressions, or water
arrows between the terraces, by flowing "
vor the crop rows. The result is that the \\
rater runs oil' so gradually that no harm is h
one, while not a foot of land is lost from
ultivation.?American Agriculturist. (i
Sfc2T If the eyes are tired and inflamed from \\
>ss of sleep, by sitting up late or long trav- y
1, apply in the morning soft white linen, si
ripping with hot water?as hot as you can y
ear it?laying the cloth upon the lids. Von
rill feel the eyes strong and free from pain T
r distress in lialp an hour. si
<T|te stoni <TrUfv. j;
CROOKED JOE.
A great railroad depot may not be the best j
school for a boy, yet poor little Joe Hryan
had scarcely known any other. He could ! i
not remember when the long waiting-rooms, |1
with their tiled lloors and dreary rows of;,
stationary settees and crowds of hurrying I'
people, were not quite as familiar to him and |1
more homelike than his mother's small, hare j'
house, which lie knew as little more than a \1
place for eating and sleeping.
At an age when any ordinary baby might (
have been frightened into convulsions by the
shriek of a locomotive, Joe, securely fastened '
in his cab, would stare for hours through the
great window undisturbed by the incessant 1
roar of arriving and departing trains.
He had been only six months old when J
the dreadful accident happened which at one
fell stroke made him fatherless and trans- 1
formed him from a strong, well developed 1
infant to a pitiful creature, which even '
death refused to take. f
The old yardmen tell the story even yet? '
how young Michael Bryan, as straight and ^
manly a fellow as ever left his green, old, (
native island for the better chances of the '
new world this side of the sea, came whist- '
ling out of the roundhouse that morning and 1
stepped hastily from before an incoming
locomotive, neither seeing nor hearing an- 1
other rushing up tire parallel track. His 1
mates cried out to him?too late ! Nobody I
who saw it would ever forget the look of agony
which distorted his handsome face in
that one horrible instant, when he recognized
liis doom, or the perpendicular leap into the
iir, from which he fell beneath the crunchwheels.
In the excitement and consternation of
the time no messenger had been sent in advance
to prepare the poor young wife for
tier trouble, and she stood in the doorway
with her baby crowing in her arms, when
the stout bearers paused at her gate with
their mangled burden. She uttered a ter"
1 * " 1 ? iLv i 1
ooie cry aim leu iainting?me uiiuu s lenucr
jack striking the sharp edge of the door
stone.
"What a pity that it was not killed outfight,"
said everybody hut the mother. She
lerself always insisted that only her constant
watching over the little dickering life
cept her from going mad in the first dreadful
nonths of her bereavement.
When Joe was seven years old his mother
sent him to school. He went patiently day
ifter day, making no complaint, but she
iwoke suddenly one night to find him sob)ing
on the pillow beside her. Only by dint
>f long coaxing was she able to find out the
:ausc of his grief. Some of the rougher (
joys?more thoughtless than cruel, let us <
lope?had called him Humpy, and asked if
le carried a bag of meal on his back.
Mary flamed with the fierce anger of moth:rhood.
-i
"You shan't go another day !" she dedared.
"The ruffians! I won't have my
larlin' put upon by the likes of them !" f
So Joe's schooling had come to an untimcy
end. Yet, meager as was his stock of .
jook learning, the development of his mind 1
ar outstripped the growth of his stunted t
tnd deformed body. Everybody liked the t
laticnt little fellow, tugging manfully at his ^
nother's heavy water buckets and running
villingly to every call of the station men. v
\.t twelve years old lie had picked up no I
mall amount of information, especially on a
ailroad topics. He knew every locomotive j.
m the road, understood the intricacies of the
ide-tracks and switches, and could tell the n
jreeise moment when any particular train s
night be expected with the accuracy of a
ime-table. I
Yet the very quickness and ardor of his j
mture deepened his sense of his infirmity,
rhc glances cast upon him by stranger eyes,
ome pitiful, some curious, others, alas! ex- l
jressive only of annoyance and disgust, j
ankled like so many arrows in his heart; ^
lot one missed its mark. How wistfully his
tyes followed boys of his own age ? straight,
landsome, happy?who sprang lightly up C
tnd down the steps of the coaches, or f
hreaded their way along the crowded plat- v
orms. For one day of such a perfect, unrammeled
life lie would have bartered all
lie possible years before him. Yet he never 1
jut his yearnings into words, even to his c
nother. c
"Crooked Joe's a rum 'un," said one of his 1;
otigli acquaintances. "He senses his trouble
veil enough, but he don't let on to nobody." 11
Mr. Crump, the telegraph operator, was V
foe's constant friend. It was he who, at odd c
nomcnts, had taught the boy to read and p
lad initiated him into some of the mysteries
if the clicking instrument, which, to Joe's
maginative mind, seemed some strange crea- 11
lire with a hidden life of its own. a
It was growing toward dark one Xovem- p
icr afternoon. Joe?never an unwelcome |
'isitor?sat curled in a corner of Mr. Crump's j
iffice waiting for his mother to finish her
vork. He was laboriously spelling out by
he faded light the words upon a page of an i a
Illustrated newspaper, quite oblivious of the j r
icking, like that of a very jerky and rhcu- p
untie clock, which sounded in the room.
Mr. Crump, too, had a paper before him,
mt his cars were alive. Suddenly he sprang
o his feet, repeating aloud the message j f<
vhich that moment flashed along the wire, y
"'Engine Xo. 110 running wild. Clear c
rack.' "
He rushed to the door, shouting the news.
"Xot a second to spare ! She'll be down "
n seven minutes." b
The words passed like lightning. In a mo- a
nent the yard was in a wild commotion,
den flew hither and thither, yard engines .
teamed wildly away, the switches closing *
ichind them.
The main track was barely clear when 110 a
ume in sight, swaying from side to side, her ?
vheels threatening to leave the track at each
evolution. She passed the depot like a mecor,
her bell clanging with every leap of
icr piston, the steam escaping from her t!
thistle with the continuous shriek of a de- a
non, and the occupants of the cab wrapped
rom view in a cloud of smoke.
Some hundred yards beyond the depot the c
rack took a sharp upward grade, from
vhich it descended again to strike the bridge ]<
cross a narrow but deep and rocky gorge, j ^
Men looked after the flying locomotivej'.
.ml then at each other with blanched faces.
The crowd began to run along the track, j
oine with a vain instinct of helpfulness, i 1
ome moved by that morbid curiosity which ?
eeks to be "in at the death."
Hut look! Midway the long rise the speed
f the runaway engine suddenly slackens. tl
"What does it mean ? She never could a' li
ied out in that time!" shouted an old yard- <
nan.
Excitement winged their feet. When the
jremost runners reached the place the smok- 1]
ug engine stood still on her track, quivering | S
11 every steel-clad nerve, her great wheels e
till whizzing round and round, amid a llight j
f sparks from beneath. i
"What did it ? Who stopped it ?"
The engineer, staggering from the cab with ;
lie pallid face of the fireman behind him,
lointed, without speaking, to where a pale- j S(
iced, crooked-backed boy had sunk down,! ?
anting with exertion, beside the track. si
At his feet a huge oil can lay overturned j
nd empty.
The crowd stared atone another, open-! .
louth. Then the truth Hashed upon them. | ^
"lie oiled the track !" ! u
"Bully for Crooked Joe !"
They caught the exhausted child, Hinging
iin from shoulder to shoulder, striving
ith each other for the honor of bearing,
im: and so, in irregular, tumultuous, tri-'s
mplial procession they brought him back to
lie depot and set him down among them. ; j|
"l'ass the hat, pards!" cried one. j ..
It had been pay day, and the saved engin-! ij
or and liroman each dropped in their
loutli's wages. Not a hand in all the throng
liat did not delve into a pocket. There was "
lie crisp rustle of hills, the chink of gold and ti
ilvcr coin. 1
' Out with your handkerchief, Joe ! Your
ands won't hold it all 1 Why, young one, .
hat?what's the matter?" For the boy, with ')l
L-arlet cheeks and burning eyes, had clenched
oth small hands behind his back?the poor,! si
aisled back, laden with its burden of de- C(
iriuity and pain. !,
"No ! no !" lie cried, in a shrill, high voice, i Don't
pay me! Can't you see what it's1
orth to me, once?just once in mv life?to al
? 1iil1<> iki>?liki> fit.linr folksV" . ...
The superintendent had come from his of- i i
ee. He laid his hand on the hoy's head, j1 .
"Joe," he said, "we can't pay you if we a'
ished. Money dosen't pay for lives! Rntjt^
on have saved us a great many dollars he- j ti
des. Won't you let us do something for
on V 11
"You can't! You can't! Nobody can !" j
he child's voice was almost a shriek. It P'
tuned to rend the air with the pent-1
up agony of years. "There's only one thing ,
in the world I want, and nobody can give
me that. Nobody can make me anything,
but Crooked .Joe."
The supeiintendent lifted him and held I
him against his own breast. J
"My boy," he said in linn, gentle tones, j
you are right. None of us can do that fori
you. Hut you can do it yourself. Listen to !
me ! Where is the quick brain Clod gave ;
you and the brave heart? Not in that bent !'
back of yours?that has nothing to do with
them ! Let us help you to a chance?only a ,
chance to work and to learn?and it will i
rest with yourself to say whether in twenty (
years from now, if you are alive, you are '
Crooked Joe or Mr. Joseph Bryan."
Visiting (' not long ago, a friend said i <
to me:
"Court is in session. You must go with
me and hear Bryan."
The courtroom was already crowded at
sur entrance with an expectant audience.
When the brilliant young attorney rose to
make his plea, I noticed with a shock of surprise,
that his noble head surmounted an 1
'lndersized and misshnppen body. He had 1
<pokeh but live minutes, however, when I '
lad forgotten the physical defect; in ten j
[ was eagerly interested, and thereafter, ?
luring the two hours' speech, held spell- ,,
pound by the marvelous eloquence which is '
"ast raising him to the leadership of his
profession in his native city. ]
"A womiernii man : sam my trieiui, as we i
,valked slowly homeward. Then he tolil *
nc the story of Crooked Joe.?St Louis He- j
mblic.
- |<
I 1
\Bakincr ^
Absolutely
A cream of tartar baking pow- ?
der. Highest of all in leavening
strength.?Latest United States j
Government Food Report.
Royal Baking Powder Co., 1
106 Wall Street, N. Y. '
FOR THE J
SUMMER i
CAMPAIGN. I
i
WE want our friends, the club 1
makers, to continue to work '
or Thk Enquirkr during the spring, 1
winner and early fall of this year, and '
11 order to make it worth their while j
o do so, we have decided to make ^
hem liberal offers, and we do it with
he assurance that they will be received >
vitli enthusiasm. We will offer one I
yEADING PREMIUM, besides sever.1
smaller ones, which will be awarded
o the club-makers who may return
.lid pay for the clubs of yearly subcribers
between APRIL 5, 1893, 1
USTD TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24,
893, at 3 o'clock p. 111., as stated beow.
1
We have for a number of years been ^
11 the habit of using Buggies as pre- <
niunis, and experience has taught us J.
hat such a premium meets with gen- ?
ral approval. At first we offered Cin:innati
Buggies, worth about $55, but 1
ound that while they were all that '
vas claimed for them, they were not *
if a grade that fully met the require- i
nents of this section, and our two last tv
offers in Buggies have been the product \
if our own "Carolina Buggy Compa- t
iv," which is acknowledged to be a 1
*" . Pi
eader in the manufacture of hi<rh erade
'chicles. These buggies met with the
indorsement of our friends. They ?
mew that the winner of the buggy j
ran Id get something of which any ||
nan might well be proud. Fully re- (
lizing the standing and reputation of [
he "Carolina," we have arranged to v
ffcr one of the Company's best 11
$1H).(K) Open Buggies h
s a premium to the club maker who n
eturus and pays for the largest nuni- j1
icr of subscribers between the dates >
lamed above. v
hast year we offered one premium l
ar the summer campaign, but this H
ear we propose to give everybody a
liance. We will award a $25 watch
?either Elgin or Waltham move- ''
nent?in an open face coin silver case, s
0 every club maker who may return ''
nd pay for SIXTY or more yearly ?'i
ubscribers between the dates fixed for
lie opening and closing of the contest. "
For every club of FORTY or more,
nd less than sixty, we will give one
jewel Elgin watch in an open face ti
list proof silver case, worth $13.
For every club of THIRTY, and less | j1
lian forty yearly subscribers, we will! n
ward one New York Standard watch
11 a dust proof open face coin silver n
ase, worth $10.
For cverv club of TWENTY and
?ss than thirty subscribers, we will ii
ward one New York Standard watch S|
ii an open face nickle case, worth $7. i>
For every club of TEN we will send J)
bin Enqfikkr for one year as comensatiou.
For every club of FIVE and less
lian ten, we will give one twenty-four
our nickle alarm clock, valued at
r-75In
case a club maker who may rcitrii
bo, ,|o, 30, 20, 10, or 5 names
hould win the buggy, said clubmak-j
r will not lie entitled to any other |
iremium.
CONDITIONS.
In this contest OLD and NEW sub-1
bribers count the same, but the name
f 110 subscriber now 011 our list, whose
ubscription expires after October 24, j
893, can be entered 011 any club
laker's list to be counted in compe-;
tion for any of the premiums offered
nder this proposition.
The following are the classes thatl
ill count :
1. Those who have never been i
ubserihers.
2. Those who have at any time 1
ii the past been subscribers, but ^
rhose names are not now on our \\
ist. (),
Those whose names are now , i
n our list, but whose subserip- >"
ions expire before October 24,
I in
The regular club price of $1.75 must' i><
c paid for all yearly.subscribers.
In this contest, TWO six months1 *i
ibscriptions at $1.00 cacli will be i,1,1
msidered the equivalent of one vcar
subscriber at $1.75, and so counted. ,
The propositions contained in the th
hove are open to everybody and any ^
ne who works will be well repaid for If
II the labor expended. The buj^y is ]>,
isolutely sure to ?o, whether the largit
club is 5 or 100. If you want it, <*0
> work today. y
Any further information that may JL
2 desired will be fittnished 011 aplication.
L. M. (iRIST, >s|
Yorkvilie, S. C. K'\
ORTMAN PAYS
THE EXPRESS.;
Send for Special Reductions
To My Country Patrons,
PRACTICAL STEAM DYEING AND
CLEANING OF EVERY DESCRIPTION.
STKAM, Xapt ha, French Dry and Chemical
Cleansing. Shine and (iless removed from
'Gentlemen's clothing without injury to the most
lelicate fabric. LADIKS DKKSSFS DYFD
WITHOUT HI IM'INti.
Price list and circidars cheerfully furnished
>n application.
COLUMBIA STEAM DYE WORKS,
173 Main Street,
COLUMBIA, S. O.
A. L. OKTMAX, Proprietor.
August 2-1 :il ."tin
itcait
What
I'wo
Moncy?aving
Satisfied
Customers
llayc
r?
<ay.
Here is what Mr. II. II. lidwards,
\iidcrson. S. lias t? say of
>ur$20 COIiirMIHAN Sewing
Machine, under date of June I.'!, IHJKI:
The No. 1 COI.IJMIIIAN Sewing
I bought of you has been received
\nd thoroughly tested.
It has given entire satisfaction.
It is a beauty.
itch a Machine
Would have cost me
Kitty or Sixty Dollars
Here.
Indeed, I don't
Ntink they
Have any here
Vs good as it is."
Mr. J. II. Clinkskales, Due West, S. (\.
?ays, under date of May .'I, IHJK1:
I received the COLUMBIAN
Machine several days ago,
ill Right,
With ail the
ittacmhcnts. We
ire n rii
Pleased
iVIth the Machine,
Ind all that
lave seen it say
I'll at it Is the BUST
Machine on the Market.
think I will he alilc
Co Send yon in
In order for otiters
it a few days."
lend for Full
Particulars to
I.. M. Grist,
forkvlllc, S. C.
SORBIN
DISK
HARROW.
DURING the past four years, the readers of
Tiik KNqrutKH have been told not less
ban one hundred and lilty times, that the
IORBIN DISK HARROW is the best fanning
inpleinent ever introduced in the South, and the
easons for making this hroml and sweeping
laint have been stated over and over again, and
lot only have the claims been made, but their
orrectness
HAS BEEN PROVEN
into and again by the statements, or testimoniisofas
good and as reliable men as can be found
u York county or anywhere else?men whose
cord is their bond. Notwithstanding all this,
here are scores of good and intelligent farmers
vho do not seem to bo convinced of the trutliulncss
of the statements, because it seems to us
hat if any man, in any business, was convinced
hat any machine "or implement would be as ,
jreat a benefit to him as these reliable and ,
UNIMPEACHABLE WITNESSES
ay the Corbiu Disk Harrow is in the farming
insiness, he would not hesitate a minute about
mving it, even though it cost twice as much as
t does. We say it looks that way to us. How
loos it look to von, reader?
I0W, HERE ARE THE REASONS
t hy the C'orbin Disk Harrow is the best farming
mplemcnt ever oH'erod the farmers of the South :
1. Because it will put any kind of land in
iropcrshapc for easy and profitable cultivation
t less cost than by any other known method.
2. Because wheat and oats can lie put in in one- j
iftli the time consumed by the ordinary "plow- |
ng in" process; at one-A it h the expense, and |
he work will be done twice as well, and the '
ield, all things being equal, will be at least 25 |
icr cent, greater.
Wheat and oats can be put in with a C'orbin i
[arrow when the ground is too hard to plow.
4. It will pay for itself in one year as a timeaver.
,
5. It will pay for itself in one year as a labor ,
aver.
(!. It will pay for itself in one year as a crop- ,
ncreaser. \
7. It is so simple in construction that it can be '
uccessfiilly operated by a 12-year old boy or an I j
iiorant negro.
8. It is practically indestructible and will last
rom 15 to 20 years.
Does it not seem that any one of the above
easons is suilicient to commend the implenent
? Then
What About the Combination ? j
We can prove all the claims made, and in addiion
to proving them by responsible witnesses,
, ( back every harrow sold with those claims | ]
ml will gladiy refund every cent paid for a | '
arrow if it falls slioit of claims made. The '
'orbin Harrow has been on the market since (
HOT, and not a single solitary one out of the 1
liousands that have been sold, has failed'to give '
ntire satisfaction. Y<>1* need a harrow and you J
( (Ml 11 wuiw! limn uvn nuiint'i uui*m?.-?u
IT IS A MONEY SAVER, 1
ml a money maker. You can get testimonials
"you want them, and they arc gilt edge.
If you live in the vicinity of (trover, X. C.,
[>e Mr. ('. ('. Ill'liIIKS. He will give same
rices and terms as ourselves. Cleveland Uas>n
and Mecklenburg counties, X. are also in '
ur territory.
'I UK (?HIST-('ARTWKHiIIT CO.
State Agents.
W. L. DOUGLAS
33 SHOE no^'MP.
Do you wear them? When next In need try a pair. ^
Best in the world. .,
*5.00^*^3.01)
S4.00M \*2.50
(I
49 5fl Sf nn t
If you want a fine DRESS SHOE^ made In the latest j n
styles, don't pay $6 to $8, try my $3j $3.50, $4.00 or ! k
$5 Shoe. They fit equal to custom mado and look and J
wearaswell, Ifyou wish tocconomi:olnyourfootwear, | ^
do so by purchasing W. L. Douglas Shoes. Name and
price stamped on the bottom, look for It when you buy,
TV. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. Sold by
?T. SMITH, Clover, S. C. August
- ! .'H 4ni
i:xc t.i.sioh HiiiiitKit stamps.
\<) you know that a lit" It 1110 R STAMP is si
J very useful article with which to mark j
>ur collars, culls, shirts ami handkerchiefs? 1
'ell, if you don't, it is time you were learning. J
ml it is silso useful to merchants to stamp 1
icir wrapping paper, etc.; also useful to hotel j u
erks, bankers, druggists, postmasters, etc. I j >
ive on hand some very line specimens of type, I t
litahle for marking dollies, and also for stamp- j is
g envelopes, letter heads, hill heads, state- j tl
ents, shipping tags, visitingand hiisinesscards, tl
e., which is at least equal to, or better than 7"> I
r cent, of the ordinary "botch-work" of aina-1 o
ttr country printers. I also sell steel stamps, j y
ax seals, seal presses, door plates, Herman j !l
Iver key checks with name and address, and j p
so badges for pidiceiuen, railroad conductors a
id porters. p
"SAKKTY" l'KNCII, I'tM'KKTS. y
If you have a fountain pen ora pencil that you j
m't want to lose, you can keep from losing I
cm by buyinga "S.\ KKTY" l'KNt'I I. I'tX'K- j
r. It only costs t\y K.vry-i* i \ i?; cents, aim i
ill siivc yon tlu> expense of buying so many "
ml pencils.
1 will ho pleased to (ill all orders given me.
romplness and satisfaction guaranteed.
Address all orders to KK(?. M. tiKIST,
Vorkville, S. ('. ^
l-'Olt Till-: ! 'A I.I. SMWI N(? ()
IIAVK secured a competent corps of assis- ()
tants, and am now ]>repared to turn out all
nds of garments, on special order, at short
>tiee. < ientlemen's Clothing a specialty. Sataclion
gnaraniccd. Ladies' dresses made in ,
iod style. Mrs. K. L. KKKtSl'NnN. 1
Sepleinher l-S .'17 tf
for Infants and Children.
" Castoria isso well adapted to children that Castoria cures Colic, Constipation,
I recommend It as sujierior toany prescription Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Kructation,
known to me." II. A. Archer, M. D., Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes dill
1 So. Oxford St., Ilrooklyn, N. Y. gestion,
Without injurious medication.
"Tho uso of 'Castoria is so universal and "For several years I have recommended
i:s merits so well known that it seems a work your 'Castoria,' and shall always continue tn
< f sujMTerogalion to endorse it. Few are the do so as it has invariably produced beneficial
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria results."
v.ithiti easy reach." Edwin F. Pardee, M. P.,
I ' iit-os Maiityn, I). D., IvtTjth Streot and 7th Ave., New York City.
New York City.
The Centaur Company, 77 Murray Street, New York City.
OLIVER'S CHILLED PLOW.
100,000 of These Plows Were Sold Last Year?Can
tta Li1T Li1 'l' Li1 Li1 AT U ah ? /\v* n "\X71i tt i4* If, T3T?C<rp
\jtjl v c x' ii' x xdxlix^ xvcaauiiis v* i?y n 10 cxlg l>uu a .
WE arc agents for the celebrated OLIVER'S ('HILLED PLOW. It lias for years been
recognized as the best plow in every particular on the market. The No. 10?shown in
above engraving?is a medium two horse, and is worth $h..V?. We shall be pleased to furnish
those who want a first class plow with full information as to all sizes and styles. If you want a
plow that will meet every requirement as to good work anil durability, buy the OLIVER'S
('HILLED. It will go in the ground when.too hard for any other make of plow to be used. We
are conscious of the fact that there cheaper plows, so far as first cost is concerned, than the
OLIVER, but we also know that when quality and quantity of work and durabilty are taken into
account the other makes are "not in it " even a little bit.
THE (iRIST-CARTWRIHHT CO., Yorkvillc, S. C.
GARRY IRON ROOFING COMPANY,
Manufactures all kinds of ?3 IRON ORE PAINT
IRON ROOKING, And Cement.
ratMi'KD and couiu'uatkii si dtno, 152 TO 158 M ERWIN ST.,
Iron Tile or Shingle, ^Cleveland, <>.
viiiE eitooK noons mrrrrviis .?./ I ?til Send for Circular
1" '1 aiid Price List No. 75.
THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS OF IRON ROOFING IN THE WORLD.
^it-Orders received by L. M. GRIST.
TAX NOTICK, j Foo(f foy Thought.
Officio of County Thkasfhkii, I
Yokkvim.k, S. ('., Scpteinlier 1">, isitf. | <
IN conformity to law, inv books will be open- ._r _ T,
ened on MONDAY, TIIK 1MTII DAY OF YOll MilV ]\ot RcallZO It,
(>('TOBKH, and kept open UNTIL DKOHM- *
HKU .'IIST, l.si?:{, for the collection of STATIC,! But there is not a shadow of donbt of the
COl'NTY and SPKl'IAL TANKS, for the fact that it is the duty of every man to make **
fiscal year commencing November 1st, istfcj. j ^10 j(Cs^ .)rovision in his power for the PUOror
the accommodation ot tax-payers. I will ?1V??JV i i.s...
attend at the following places on the days ' I ION of those dependent on him i
named: he should be taken away by death, and no
At Yorkville, from Monday, October lfitli, plan has yet been devise<i that equals life
until Saturday, October 21st. insurance. In order to get men to buy their
')[ ;n.,,ti<{(''VpMo,1,day? Octiiber itnl. insurance, some high-priced, level premium
At Firzah, Tuesday. October, 24th. . ,, . , ,
At Newport, Wednesday, October, 25th. ! companies ot late years have been sell.ng
At ('lay Hill, Thursday, October 2<?th. insurance on the strength of a promise to
At Thompson's Mill,* Friday, October 27th. pay the insured a sum of money during his
At Bethel, Saturday, October 2Sth. lifetime, provided lie paid the company a
,?;"i 1 ! f " """",,ny for"
v./.i u i *i m.. her ot veai-s. or a certain sum to his family
ivi v Hnui , ?*i winui \ iiiiu i umi.n, ?iwtuiui'\;i j - - - ?
Oth and 7th. ' in case of death. The proposition, as made
At Hethany, Wednesday, November 8th. ' by the smooth tougued solicitor,
At Clark's Fork, Thursday, November !Uh. *
At Hickory Grove, Friday and Saturday, Sounds All Right,
November loth and 11th. I ? '
At McConnellsville, Monday, November l-lth. i If not tested by the simplest rules of arithAt
J. \\ . Carroll's store, Tuesday, November metic. [Did you ever liave an agent for a
At Sharon, Wednesday, November 15th. lovcl Premium company ask you to "Jigger
At Yorkville, from Thursday, November 10th, i <>tit" bow much ^ 01. would make by carryto
Monday, November 20th. | inga policy in his company for a specified
At Itufl'alo, Tuesday, November 21st. number of years ? Did you? Now honest.]
Hrover, \\ edncsday, November ?jnd. . The hope of getting something out of an inAt
Rlacksburg, Thursday and hriday, No- ' H ... rt i > ?i?
vcmbertttrd and 24th surance company himself, often misleads the
At YnrL-vUIn Statu win v. November '25th. I ordinarily prudent man. Right here we do
At Coates' Tavern, from 1 o'clock p. in. I sire to say that nine times out of ten that if
on Monday, November 27th, to 1 o'clock p. in. tj1(! insured does not die in less than live
FortSU l,?Wednesday'iind Tlmrsdav, No-| J jVu,? tho ti,"c(ouo of th "V*. 0)*vember
2!?th and :{otii. I baek-during-your-lile-tiine-policies" lswritAt
Hock Hill from Friday, December 1st,! ten, every dollar is lost except the pittance
until Friday, December Nth. I given him as "paid up" insurance, as
At Yorkville, from Saturday, the Oth day of , _
December, until December .list, 1??, alter Official StatlStlCS PrOVC
which day theper cent, penalty will attach.
11. A. D. XKKLA , Futility Treasurer. That nine men out of ten who buy this high
September 20 38 tt priced insurance drop it in from three to
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLI\A, ?'K|11 years because they are brought to realCounty
of York. ! >?<e that tho burden is too great to carry.
cot'itT ok common I'I.kas. The companies know that their prices are
Walter .1. Kawlinson, l'laintitf, against Ilattie double what they should be, but they argue
Hawlinson, Mary K. Myers, Virginia Kawl- that as long as they can catch "suckers" thero
inson, Walter 10. Hawlinson and Heulah , js no necessity for a reduction. You know
Heat rice Hawlinson, Defendants.?Summons j their expenses are heavy, and, therefore,
for Relief?( on.plaint not Served , premiums must be collected from tho
1 o thoDetcndants above named, and to each ot | pt>|ifiy|M)Itlon( to moet them. Horft ure a
V?r are hereby summoned and required to 1 Varies paid by one of the leading old
JL answer the complaint in this action, which i line companies:
is today tiled in the ollice of the Clerk of the ,i? /um
Court of Common IMeas for the said county, I I "SlCIl II15 v*' "'5*HH;
iind to serve a copy of your answer to the said | .
complaint, 011 the subscribers, at their otlicc in a year; two vice presidents, $(30,000 each,
Yorkville. So. within twenty days after the j per annum ; and its treasurer, secretary, aesorvice
hereof, exclusive of the day ol such j tuarv, comptroller and auditor each receive
service; andI if you fail to answer the con.plaint ^1,000 per annum, or $470,000 for the olllcers
within tho tune alorcsaid, the plaintitl 111 this I > .1 ... . , : '. . .
iction will apply to the court for the relief de-j named, without taking into account tho
inanded in the complaint. # t j princely sums paid minor otlicers, agents,
HART A HART, j etc. The reader may not feel any interest
, Plaintiirs Attorneys, 1 in this matter, but we desire right here to ini\
orkville, S. ( ., August ;?st, A. D. WM. j prcsH one weIjfhty tnith> a?(1 that if, t,mt
LATTER CLAUSE OF ORDER. : every farthing that is annually wasted by
It is further ordered that ('has. K.Spencer,! this anil other like companies, comes out ot
Kso., be and he is hereby appointed guardian j tho policyholders, and we ask, is it good
id litem for tho minor defendants, Walter K. business sense to be insured in a concern so
Hawlinson and Itculah Beatrice Hawlinson, and i extravagant with the peoples' money?
is directed and authorized to dctend the action j v 7 . . . *
in their behalf unless their mother shall, within insist
Aventy days after the service of this order, pro- rpi?n + "V*\ Conuililo AFon
ure the appointment of some other suitable I ll?ll E?t.,II^IUlt/ Aldll^
person; and this order shall lie served along j bo he young or old, will buy any other kind
ivith the summons, by publication ot this latter! .... .. ,, ... ,1. ....... * .
lause, and by mailing a copv of the entire order of insuianecthan that wIik h agrees to paj a
:o each of the non-resident defendants. i stipulated amount 111 cash to beneticiaries
At Chambers, Yorkville, S. U., August 31st, named in policy at death of insured, whetli1893.
I. D. WITH KHSl'OON, Circuit Judge. cr the policy has been in force one day or fifty
September it .Hi lit years. Insurance of this kind should bo
'I'llE STATIC OF SOUTH CAROLINA, cheap. It should not cost a man forty-live
? . v , I years old over $18 per 81,000 insurance.
Countv ot York. r,. ,. ..
Statistics carelully gathered tor the past hfly
comer ok common im.kas. ; .^,7, J
r , a, ,, , 1 . . 1 1, years prove that $18 will give iron clad profaila
McFadden, Fhuntitl, against Sarah K. 1 . ,, , 1 ,
McFadden, Wiliam (J. McFadden, Robert | tection, and leave a liberal sum over each
O. McFadden, Thomas V. McFadden, Hat- year. The level premium stock company *
tie II. McFadden, Mary K. Me Fad Ion, and charges $37.97 per$l,00() for the age named
Ernest 11. McFadden, pefendanis?Sum- above, or more than twice as much as ex111011s
tor Relict. ( omplaiut not Soi\ed. perieiico proves is necessary.
I'o tile Defendants above named: ,i,wim i?Ml, ,i?tf
\ror sirc? hereby summoned ami required j annoars to us that
JL to answer the complaint in this action,
vhieh is tiled in the ollice of the Clerk ol f1niniiwui HimilltN^ ftoiWC*
lie Court of Common Pleas, for the said county, DuHlIItSS Ot/IISt?
ind to serve a copy of your answer to the should cause every man who lias dependents,
taidi complaint on the subscribers at tlieii olllee to insure his life for their protection, and he
n Yorkv e. South (amlina, within twenty . ' .
lavs after the service liereof, exclusive of *h<>uld make it a point to Ket iron clad prohe
day of such service; and if you fail to lection at the lowest cost consistent with
mswer the complaint within the time aforesaid, , absolute safety, and to all who want this
he plaintill in this act ion will apply to the court. kind of insurance, we will say that we repreor
the relief demanded in the eoinplamt. , ci'Hovci.vi' ?>?..^..l
Dated at Yorkville, S. C? August WUli, A. I>? M Mt 1,10 MK()'V,.I'S1I natural premium
S!Kt. insurance eoiupany 111 the world ; that it has a
FINLKY A PRICK, Plaintilf's Attorneys. I larger surplus as compared to liabilities than
Utest: NY. liuawx NYyi.ik, C'. C. lMs. | any company of any kind, and that we can
XOTIt C furnish you with insurance at about half the
?, .. price charged by old lino companies, and of
To the absent Delendants, \\ illiain <?. Merad- ' .i-,..,i , : . , .. ,
en and Robert O. MoFadden : Please take ? <|uaht> that is not surpassed in the world.
intico that tlit* summons, of which the lore- 1011 are at liberty to decide this matter in
;oing is a copy, together with the complaint your own way, but we are sure that if you
icrein, were tiled in the otliee of the Clerk of the will investigate
'ourt ot Common Pleas for said county, at _ _ _ _
lorkville.S. ('., on the:?Hh day of August, issn. J |l(? Mutlial RCSCl'YC
FINIJOY A PRICK, PlaintilPs Attorneys. I
Yorkville, S. ('., August1??. i MM> Id I K ASSOt IA ] TON'S policies,
August :to lit terms, standing, etc., you will bo sure to
^mmmmm? illSlirC III it.
1)11) voir snii THIS I,AST WKKk f ORIST PROS. A PRICK, Ccnoral Agents, t
j Yorkville, S. C.
"-iM^nrrin ll ivi YiriMaMMMSiB tin: statu of south C arolina,
" County of York.
r IIAVK recently purchased ONE Hl'X-, coritr or common 1'I.kak.
L DRED of the celebrated RABID WKITKK -I. Milton Stewart, RlaintilV, against Sarah R.
'IONS, and lor the purpose of getting tliciu; Faris, Cynthia l'aris, John J. Choat, indiuore
thorougliiy introduced to tin? people of) viduall * and as administrator of the estate
I'orkville and South Carolina, I have reduced of Sarah E. Neelv, deceased; William A.
lie price from ?i.">0 to This I make as a lies and others (the names, number, resiRECI
VL OFFER, and it will be open until deuces and ages of the others not being
lie l.Vl'i I DAY OF OCTOBER. Alter that day known to plaintill) descendants of James 1.
lie oiler will be closed and the price will be : IJes. deceased, and as such heirs of Sarah
have sold several dozen of these pens and each I E. Neely, deceased ; and J. A. M. I,. Stewne
is giving sjitisfaction. If vou wish to make art, Defendants.?Summons for Relief.?
our father, husband, brother, or your son or Complaint not served.
aughter, who is going to school, a handsome To the Defendants above named and described,
resent and one they will appreciate, give them and to each of them :
RAI'll) \\ BITER l*ol N IAIN REN. Yrul- are hereby summoned and required
en is guaranteed, unconditionally, lor I EN X to answer the complaint in this action,
ears. By mail on receipt ol Si. which is today tiled in the ollico of the
A. M, orln I .State Agent, clerk of the court of common picas for the said
lorkMlle, . . . county, and to serve a copy of vour answer .*
September i> ? > 11 to the said complaint on the subscribers at their
. ^ i olliee in Yorkville, S. ('., within twenty (lays
K- ? *i n i.k\. ''* | after the service hereof, exclusive of the day of
FIN'I.ICY A ItKICTL such service; and if you fail to answer the eoniVTTOKNEYS
AT I,.V W, j plaint within the time aforesaid, the plaitilitViu
v.t.a v'iii? si i' ' this action will apply to the court for the relief
* oi k\ illc. s. (. demanded in the Wuuplaiiit.
VLB business entrusted to us will be given | Yorkville, S. ('., September lilli, A. D? 1S1?. -prompt
attention. , HART A HART, lMaintilfs Attornevs.
FFICE IN THE Bt'ILDIN(? ATTHE REAR September W .17 iit
F M. A II. C. STRAUSS'S STORE. i ?...
January 7 1 tf SORC.IIirM MILLS.
rpiIE til'EEN OF THE SOl'TH?the best
IIF.LTINC ANI) STEAM FUTINDS, 1 SOROHl'M MILL on the market. See
VN assortment of Belting and Steam Fittings sjimplc at J. W. DoBSoN'S, Yorkville, ami at
of all kinds in stock. our factory.
ROCK HILL MACHINE WORKS. ROCK HILL MACHINE WORKS.