Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, August 09, 1893, Image 1

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lewis m. (jbist, proprietor, i gin Judrpcndeut jiamihj ^nrspaprr: Jan; the fromotion of thij political, Social, Agricultural and Gjommercial Jutrrcsts of the ?o?th. | TERMS?^2.00 A YEAR IN ADVANCE. vat, sq YOEKVILLE; S. C., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 9, 1893. NO. 32. Waring; BY CAPT. CHAR] [Copyright, lWtJ by J. B. Lippim-ott A* Cc 111 Ic was one of Sam Waring's oddities that, like the hero of "Happy Thoughts," other people's belongings seemed to suit him so much better than his own. The most immaculately dressed man in the regiment, he was never satisfied with the result of the I efforts of the New York artists whom he favored with his custom and his j criticism. tie would wear xnree or lour times a new coat just received from that metropolis, and spend not a little time, whec not on duty or in uniform, in studying critically its cut and fit in the various mirrors that I hung about his bachelor den, gayly humming some operatic air as he conducted the survey, and generally winding up with a wholesale denunciation of the cutter and an order to Ananias to go over and get some other fellow's coat, that he might try the effect of that. These were liberties he took J only with his chums and intimates, to be sure, but they were liberties all the same, and it was delicious to hear the laugh with which he would tell how J Pierce had to dress in uniform when he went up to the opera Thursday night, or how, after he had worn Ferry's stylish morning suit to make a round of calls in town and that young gentleman later on went up to see a pretty girl in whom he felt a growing interest, her hateful little sister had come in and commented on his "borrowing Mr. Waring's clothes." No man i in the battery would ever think of refusing Sam the use of any- , thing he possessed, and there were half a dozen young fellows in J the infantry who were just as ready to pay tribute to his whims. Nor was it among the men alone that he found such indulgence. Mrs. Cram had not known him a fortnight when, with twinkling eyes and a betraying ' twitch about the corners of his mouth, he appeared one morning to say he had invited some friends down to luncheon at the officers' mess and the mess had no suitable china, therefore he would thanic her to sena over ners, also some table cloths and napkins, and forks and spoons. When the Fortysixth infantry were on their way to Texas and the officers' families were entertained over night at the barracks and his rooms.were to be occupied by the wife, sister and daughters of Capt. Craney, Waring sent the battery team | and spring wagon to t jwn with a note to Mrs. Converse, of the staff, telling her the ladies had s'*id so much about the lovely way h? r sparerooms were furnished that he had decided to draw on her for wash bowls, pitchers, mosquito frames, nets and coverlets, blankets, pillows, slips, shams, and anything else she might think of. And Mrs. Converse loaded up the wagon accordingly. This was the more remark- ! able in her case because she was one of the women with whom he had never yet danced, which was tantamount to saying that in the opinion of tnis social bashaw Mrs. Converse was not consid- ' ered a good partner, and, as the lady entertained very different views on that subject and was passionately fond of dancing, she had resented not a little the line thus drawn to her detriment. She not only loaned, however, all he asked for, but begged to be informed if there were not something pore she could do to help entertain his visitors. Waring sent her some lovely flowers the next week, but failed to take her out even once at the staff german. Mrs. Cram was alternatelv aghast and delighted at what she perhaps justly called his incomparable impudence. They were coming1 out of church together one lovely morning during the winter., j There was a crowd in the vestibule. Street dresses were then worn looped, yet there was a sudden sound of rip, rent and tear, and a portly woman gathered up the trailing skirt of a costly silken gown and whirled with, annihilation in her eyes upon the owfier of the offending foot. "That is far too elegant a skirt to be worn unlooped, madam," said Mrs. Cram's imperturbable escort, in his most suave and dulcet tones, lifting a glossy silk hat and bowing profoundly. And Mrs. Cram laughed all the way back to the barracks at the recollection of the utter discomfiture in the woman's face. These are mere specimen bricks from the fabric which Waring had builded in his few months of artillery service. The limits of the story are all too contracted to admit of extended detail. So, without further expansion, it may be said that when he drove up to town on this eventful April day in Cram's wagon and Larkin's hat and Ferry's Hatfield clothes, with Pierce's precious London umbrella by his side and Merton's watch in his pocket, he was as J auu picacubauAC a ACAivn ever issued from a battery barrack, and Jeffers, Cram's English groom, mutely approved the general appearance of his prime favorite among the officers at the post, at most of whom he opened his eyes in cockney amaze, and critically noted the skill with which Mr. Waring tooled the spirited baj's along the level road. ^ Nearly a mile above the barracks, | midway between the long embankment to their left and the tall white picket fence surmounted by the olive-green foliage of magnolias and orange trees on the other hand, they had come upon a series of deep mud-holes in the way, where the seepage water from the rapidly rising flood was turning the roadway into a pond. Stuck helplessly in the mud, an old-fashioned cabriolet was halted. Its driver was out and up to his knees thrashing vainly at his straining, staggering horse. The tortuous roadway was blocked, but Waring had been up and down the river bank too many times both day and night to be daunted by a matter so trivial, lie simply cautioned Jeffers to lean well over the inner wheel, guided his team obliquely up the slope of the levee, and drove quietly along its level top until abreast the scene of the wreck. One glance into the interior of the cab caused him suddenly to stop, to pass the reins back to Jeffers, to spring down the slope until he stood at the edge of the sea of mud. Here he raised his hat and cried: "Mme. Lascelles! madame! this is indeed lucky?for me. Let me get you out." At his call a slender, graceful woman who was gazing in anxiety and dismay from the opposite side of the cab, and pleading with the driver not to beat his horse, turned suddenly, and a pair of lovely dark eyes lighted up at sight of his face. Her pallor, too, gave in-4 * A bUliit w a natrn uuon, ax pvvwj' child at her side clapped her little hands and screamed with delight: "Maman! maman! C'cst M'sieu' Vayreeng; c'est Sa-am." "Oh, M. M'areeng! I'm so glad you've come! Do speak to that man! It is horrible the way he beat that poor horse?Mais non, Nin Nin!" she cried, reproving the child, now stretching forth her little arms to her friend and striving to rise and leap to him. "I'd like to know how in h?1 I'm to get this cab out of such a hole as this if I don't beat him," exclaimed the driver, roughly. Then once more: "Dash blank dash your infernal hide! I'll learn j'ou to balk with me again!" Then down came more furious lashes on the quivering hide, and the poor tortured brute began to back, thereby placing the frail four-wheeler in imminent danger of being upset. "Steady there! Hold your hand, sir! Don't strike that horse again. Just s Peril. ~ LES KING, U. S. A. and published by special arrangement.] stand at his head a moment and keep j quiet till I get these ladies out," called Waring, in tone quiet yet commanding. | "I'll get 'em out mj*self in my own 1 way, 11 iney 11 oniy stop ineir inierum yelliu'," was the coarse reply. "Oh, M. Wareeng," exclaimed the lady in undertone, "the man has been drinking1, I am sure. lie has been so rude in his language." Waring waited for no more words. Looking quickly about him, he saw a plank lying on the levee slope. This , he seized, thrust one end across the muddy hole until it rested in the cab, stepped lightly across, took the child in his arms, bore her to the embankment and sat her down, then sprang back for her young mother, who, trembling slightly, rose and took his , outstretched hand just as another lash fell on the horse's back and another lurch followed. Waring caught at the cab-rail with one hand, threw the | other arm about her slender waist, and, fairly lifting the little madame j over the wheel, sprang with her to the ! shore, and in an instant more had carried her, speechless and somewhat agi- j tated, to the top of the levee. "Now," said he, "let me drive you i and Nin Nin wherever you were going. Is it to market or to church?" "Mais non?to bonne maman's, of whom it is the fete," cried the eager little one, despite her mother's stern orders of silence. "Look!" she exclaimed, showing her dainty little legs ! and feet in creamy silken hose and kid. j It was "bonne maman," explained ; madame, who had ordered the cab from town for them, never dreaming of the j condition of the river road or suspect- j Ing that of the driver. "So much the happier for me," laugh- ; ed Waring. "Take the front seat, Jeffers. Now Nin Nin, ma fleurette, .up with you!" And the delighted child ;was lifted to her perch in the stylish itrap she had so often admired. "Now, madame," he continued, extending his hand. But"madame hung back, hesitant and V?liic^mrv "Oh, M. Wareeng, I cannot, I must not. Is it not that some one shall extricate the cab?" "No one from this party, at least," | laughed Waring, mischievously,making the most of her idiomatic query. "Your J driver is more cochon than cocher, and | if he drowns in that mud 'twill only ' serve him right. Like your famous compatriot, he'll have a chance to say, ' 'I will drown,and no one shall help me,' for all I care. The brute! Allons! I will drive you to bonne maman's of whom it is the fete. Hless that baby daughter! And Mme. d'FIervilly shall I bless Nin Nin's tout devoue Sam." And Mme. Lascelles found further remonstrance useless. She was lifted ; into the seat, by which time the driver, j drunken and truculent, had waded after them. "Who's to pay for this?" was his surly question. "You, I fancy, as soon as your em- I ployer learns of your driving into that j hole," was Waring's cool reply. "Well, by God, I want five dollars j for ray fare and trouble, and I want it [ right off." And, whip in hand, the i burly, mud-covered fellow came lurch- 1 ing up the bank. Across the boggy I street beyond the white picket fence I the green blinds of a chamber window j in an old-fashioned southern house j were thrown open, and two feminine faces peered forth, interested specta- j tors of the scene. "Here, my man!" said Waring, in low tone, "you have earned no five dollars, and you know it. Get your cab out, come to Mme. d'nervilly's, where you I were called, and whatever is your due will be paid you; but no more of this swearing or threatening?not another I j -? :i. vvuru u i ib. "I want my money, I say, and I mean to have it. I'm not talking- to you; I'm talking- to the lady that hired me." "But I have not the monej'. It is for my mother?Mme d'Hervilly?to pay. You will come there." "I want it now, I say. I've got to hire teams to get my cab out. I got I stalled here carrying you and your child, and I mean to have .my pay right bow, or I'll know the reason why. Your swell friend's got the j money. It's none of ray business how | you pay him." But that ended the colloquy. Waring's fist landed with resounding i whack under the cabman's jaw, and sent him rolling down into the mud below. He was up, r floundering and furious, in less than a minute, cursing horribly and groping in the pocket of his overcoat. "It's a pistol, lieutenant. Look out!" cried Jeffers. There was a flash, a sharp report, a j stifled cry from the cab, a scream of terror from the child. But Waring had leaped lightly aside, and before the half-drunken brute could, cock his i weapon for a second shot he was felled like a dog, and the pistol wrested ! from his hand and hurled across the levee. Another blow crashed full in his face as he strove to find his feet, and this time his muddled senses warned him it were best to lie still. Two minutes more, when he lifted his battered head and strove to stanch the blood streaming- from his nostrils, he saw the team driving- briskly away up the crest of the levee; and, overcome by maudlin contemplation of his foeman's triumph and his own wretched plight, the cabman sat him down and wept aloud. And to his succor presently there came ministering angels from across the muddy way. one with a brogue, the other in a bandanna, and between the two he was escorted across a dry path to the magnolia-fringed inelosure, comforted with soothing applications without and within, and encouraged to tell his tale of woe. That he should wind it up with vehement expression of his ability to thrash a thousand swells like the one who had abused i him and a piratical prophecy that he'd drink his heart's blood within the week was due not so much to confi- J dcnce in his own powers, perhaps, as to the strength of the whisky with j which he had been liberally supplied. Then the lady of the house addressed her Ethiop maid of all work: "Go you over to Anatole's now, 'Louctte. Tell him if any of the byes are there I want 'um. If Dawson is there, from the adjutant's office, I wahnt him quick. Tell him it's Mrs. Doyle, ancl never mind if he's been dhrinkin'; he shall have another dhrop here." And at her beck there presently appeared three or four besotted-looking specimciAi in the coarse undress uniform of the day, poor devils absent 1 A!. l !*/?{? Iwilrttv WiUlUUb ilMVU UKJllA wivti j/vov mv?vm and hoping' only to be able to beg or steal whisky enough to stupefy them before the patrol should come and drag them away to the guardhouse. Promise of liberal reward in shape of liquor was sufficient to induce three of their number to go out with the fuming cabman and help rescue his wretched brute and trap. The moment they were outside the gate she turned on the fourth, a pallid, sickly man, whose features were delicate, whose hands were white and slender, and whose whole appearance, despite glassy eyes and tremulous mouth and limbs, told the pathetic story of better days. "You're off ag'in, are you? Sure I heerd so, and you're mad for a dhrink now. Can ye write, Dawson, or must I brace you up first?" An imploring look, an unsteady gesture, alone answered. 1 "Here, thin, wait! It's absinthe ye ' < need, my buck, Go you into that room I < now and wash yourself, and I'll bring it and whin the others come back for their whisky I'll tell 'urn you've gone. You're to do what I say, now, and Doyle wul see you t rougn, 11 not, it.! back to that hell in the guardhouse you'll go, my word on it." "Oh, for God's sake, Mrs. Doyle?" began the poor wretch, imploringly, but the woman shut him off. "In there wid you! the others are coming."' And, unbarring the front door, she presently admitted the trio returning to claim the fruits of their honest labor. "Is he gone? Did he tell you what happened?" "lie's gone, yes," answered one; "he's gone to get square with the lieutenant and his cockney dog-robber. He says they both jumped on him and kicked his face in when he was down and unarmed and helpless. Was he lyin?" j "Oh, they bate him cruel. Hut did he tell vouof the lady?who it was they took from him?" "Why, sure, the wife of that old 1 Frenchman, Lascelles, that lives below, i ?her the lieutenant's been sparlrin' j 1 this three months." < "The very wan, mind ye!" replied the . 1 lady of the house, with significant cm- ' phasis and glance from her bleary i eyes; "the very wan," she finished, with 1 slow nodding accompaniment of the 1 frowzy head. "And that's the kind of < gintlemen that rindertakes to hold np ^ their heads over soldiers like Doyle. 1 Here, boys, drink now, but be off 1 ag'inst his coming. He'll be here any ( 1 minute. Take this to comfort j*e, but i 1 kape still about this till ye see ine 1 ag'in?or Doyle. Now run." And with scant ceremony the dreary party was hustled out through a paved courtyard to a gateway opening on a side < street. Houses were few and scattering ) so far below the heart of the city. The narrow strip of land between the great < river and the swamp was cut up into 1 walled inclosures, as a rule?abandoned warehouses and cotton presses, 1 moss-grown one-storied frame stmc- 1 tures, standing in the midst of desolate 1 fields and decrepit fences. Only among ? the peaceful shades of the Ursuline 1 convent and the warlike flanking tow- ? ers at the barracks was there aught < that spoke of anything but demoraliza- 1 tion and decay. Back from the levee a ' block or two the double lines of strap- 1 iron stretched over a wooden cause- 1 way between parallel wet ditches gave < evidence of some kind of a railway, on < which, at rare intervals, jogged a i sleepy mule with a sleepier driver and J a musty old rattletrap of a car?a car i butting up against the animal's lazy i hocks and rousing him occasionally to < ringing and retaliatory kicks. Around , < the barracks the buildings were closer, ? mainly in the way of saloons; then < came a mile-long northward stretch of J track, with wet fields on either side, ' fringed along the river by solid struc- ' tures and walled inclosures that told of | 1 days more prosperous than those which j i so closely followed the war. It was : 1 to one of these graceless drinking- , 1 shops and into the hands of a rascally 1 "dago" known as Anatole that Mrs. < Doyle commended her trio of allies, j ? and being rid of them she turned back f to her prisoner, tneir crstwnue companion. Absinthe wrought its work on his meek and pliunt spirit, and the i shaking hand was nerved to do the I woman's work. At her dictation, with such corrections as his better education suggested, two letters were draughted, and with these in her hand she went aloft. In fifteen minutes she returned, placed one of these letters in an envelope already addressed to M. Armand Lascellcs, No. ? Hue Royale, the other she handed to Dawson. It was addressed in neat and delicate feminine hand to Col. Ilraxton, Jackson JJarracks. "Now, Dawson, ye can't see her this day, and she don't want ye till you can come over here sober. Off wid ye now to barracks. They're all out at inspection yet. and will be tor an hour. Lay this with the colonel's mail on his desk, and thin go you to your own. Come to me this aftliernoon for more dhrink if ye can tell me what he said and did when he read it. No! no more liquor now. That'll brace ye till dinner-time, and more would make 3-e dhrunk." Miserably he plodded away down the levee, while she, his ruler, throwing on a huge, dirty white sun-bonnet, followed presently in his tracks, and shadowed him until she saw him safely reach the portals of the barracks after one or two fruitless scouts into wayside bars in hope of finding some one to treat or trust him to a drink. Then, retracing her steps a few blocks, she rang sharply at the lattice gate opening into a cool and shaded inclosure, beyond which could be seen the whitepillared veranda of a long, low, southern homestead. A grinning negro boy answered the summons. i o if A 1 rvli oncnO Tc unilf mistress at home?" < "No; gone town?chez Mine, d'Hervilly." "Mine. Devillcase, is it? Very well; you skip to town wid that note and get it in your master's hands before the cathedral clock strikes twelve, or j'e'll suffer. There's a car in t'rec minutes." And then, well content with her morning's work, the consort of the senior first lieutenant of Light llattery "X" (a dame whose credentials were too clouded to admit of her reception or recognition within the limits of a regular garrison, where, indeed, to do him justice, Mr. Doj'le never wished to see her, or, for that matter, anywhere else) betook herself to the magnolia- 1 shaded cottage where she dwelt beyond the pale of military interference, and some hours later sent 'Louette to say to Doyle she wanted him, and 1 Doyle obeyed. In his relief at finding the colonel had probably forgotten the peccadillo for which he expected punishment, in blissful possession of Mr. Waring's 1 sitting-room and supplies now that | Waring was absent, the big Irishman | was preparing to spend the time in drinking his junior's health and whisky and discoursing upon the enormity of his misconduct with all comers, when Ananias entered and informed him there was a lady below who wished to see him?"lady" being the euphemism of the lately enfranchised for the females of their race. It was 'Louette *j......i,?. ? \> liii liiu aiaiiuuvu iiwui nv i jiur?m.on, u, mandate lie dared not disregard. "Say I'll be along in a minute," was liis reply, but he sighed and swore 1 heavily, us he slowly reaseended the stair. "Give me another dhrink, smut," he ordered Ananias, disregard- i ing Ferry's suggestion: "Jlettcr drink no more till after dark." Then, swal- ! lowing his potion, he went lurching down the steps without another word. Ferrv and Pierce stepped to the gal- | lery and gazed silently after him as he i veered around to the gate leading to ; the old war hospital inclosure where the battery was quartered. Already | his walk was perceptibly unsteady. "Keeps bis head pretty well, even after his legs are gone," said Ferry. "Knows too much to go by the sally- j port. lie's sneaking out through the back gate." "Why, what does he go out there for, j when he has the run of Waring's side- j board?" "Oh, didn't you hear? She sent for him." "That's it, is it? Sometimes I won- : der which one of those two will kill j the other." 1 "Oh, he wouldn't dare. That fellow j is an abject coward in the dark. He | believes in ghosts, spooks, banshees j and wraiths?everything uncanny? and she'd haunt hiin if he laid his hands on Iter t here s ?mr. ??.ic < .u.i.; ! that he'd be more afraid of titan ! anly been here a montu or so, and everybody in garrison knows all about her, and these doughboys don't make my bones about ehafHng us on our lady friends." "Well, everybody supposed he had *ot rid of her years ago. lie shook her tvhen he was made first sergeant, just before the war. Why, I've heard some }f the old stagers say there wasn't a Einer looking soldier in all the reginent than Jim Doyle when he married that specimen at Ilrownsvillc. Doyle, too, supposed she was dead until after be got his commission, then she reappeared and laid claim to him. It would :iave been an easy enough matter fivo rears ago to prove she had forfeited ill rights, but now he can't. Then 3he's got some confounded hold on liim, I don't know what, but it's killing the poor beggar. Good thing for the regiment, though; so let it go." "Oh, I don't care a rap how soon sve're rid of him or her?the sooner tho better; only I hate to hear these fellows laughing and Bncering about Mrs. Doyle." And here the young fellow hesitated. "Ferry, you know I'm as Fond of Sam Waring as any of you. I lilted him better than any man in his ;lass when we wore the gray. When they were yearlings we were plebcs, md devilled and tormented by them most unmercifully day and night. I took to him then for his kindly, jolly ways. No one ever knew him to say ar do a cross or brutal thing. I liked him more every year, and missed him when he was graduated. I rejoiced when he got his transfer to us. It's because I like him so much that I hate to hear these fellows making their little flings now;" "What flings?" said Ferry. "Well, you know as much as I do. i'ou've heard as much, too, I haven't a ioubt." "Nobody's said anything about Sam iVaring in my hearing that reflected >n him in any way worth speaking of," .aid Ferry, yet not very stoutly. "Not on him so much, perhaps, as die world looks at this sort of thing, ;)ut on her. She's .young, pretty, married to a man years her senior, a snuffy, frowzy old Frenchman. She's Gone with her child and one or two servants from early morning till late jvening, and with that weazened little nonkey of a man the rest of the time. The only society she sees is the one or ;wo gossipy old women of both sexes ,vho live along the levee here. The inly enjoyment she has is when she ;an get to her mother's up in town, or un up to the opera when she can get Lascellcs to take her. That old mumny cares nothing for music and less 'or the dance; she loves both, and so loos Waring. Monsieur le Mari goes jut into the foyer between the acts to >moke his cigarette and gossip with jther relics like himself. Waring has lever missed a night she happened to je there for the last six weeks. I adnit he is there many a time when she s not, but after he's had a few vords with the ladies in the general's 30x, what becomes of him? I don't enow, because I'm seldom there, but Dryden and Taggart and Jack Merton, if the infantry, can tell you. He is iitting by her in the D'llervilly logo jrillee and going over the last act with ler and rhapsodizing about Verdi, Bellini, Mozart, or Gounod?Gounod ^specially and the garden scene from Faust."' "Isn't her mother with her, and, beng in mourning, doesn't she havo to itay in her latticed logc instead of promenading in the foyer and drinkng that two-headaches-for-a-picayune junch?" queried Ferry, eager for a diversion. "Suppose she Is," answered Pierce, stoutly. "I'm a crank?straight-laced, f you like. It's the fault of my bringng up. But I know, and you know, ihat that little woman, in her loneliless and in her natural longing for ?ome congenial spirit to commune vith, is simply falling madly in love ,vith Sam Warinc. and there will bo ;ragedy here before we can stop it." "See here Pierce," asked Feny, "do r*ou suppose Mrs. Cram would be so .oyal a friend to Waring' if she thought ihere was anything wrong in his at;entions to Mine. Lascellcs? Do you suppose Cram himself wouldn't speak?" "lie has spoken." "lie has? To whom?" "To me, three days ago; said I had xnown Waring longest and best, perlaps was his most intimate friend, and tie though I ought to warn him of what people were say ing." "What have you done?" "Nothing yet; simply because I know Sam Waring so well that I know just what he'd do?go and pull the nose of the man who gossiped about him and her. Then we'd have a fight on our hands." "Well, we can fight, I suppose, can't we?" "Not without involving a woman's name." "Oh, good Lord, Pierce, was there sver a row without a woman au fond?" "That's a worm-eaten witticism, Ferry, and you're too decent a fellow, is a rule, to be cynical. I've got to speak to Waring, and I don't know how to do it I want your advice." "Well, my advice is Punch's: 'Don't' Qcllol here's Drydcn. Thought you were on court duty up at headquarters to-day, old man. Come in and have a wet?" Mr. Ferry had seen some happy lays at Fortress Monroe when the ships of her majesty's navy lay off tho dygeia and tho gallants of England lay to at the bar, and Ferry rejoiced in the vernacular of the united service, so far as he could learn it, as practiced abroad. "Thanks. Just had one over at Morton's. Hear you've been having review and all that sort of thing down here," said the infantryman, as lie lolled back in aq easj'-chair and planted his boov heels on the gallery rail. "Glad I got out of it. Court met and adjourned at ten, so I came home. How'd Waring get off?" Bridget Doyle living, and that would be Bridget Doyle dead." "Why can't he get rid of her? What hold has she on him? This thing's an I infernal scandal us it stands. She's i "Iluh!?Cram's wagon," laughed Ferry, rather uncomfortably, however, "Oh, Lord, yes, I know that. Didn't I see him driving Mine. Lascelles up Itampart street as I came down in the mule car?" And then Pierce and Ferry looked at each other, startled. That evening, therefore, it was a comfort to both when Sam came tooling the stylish turnout through the sallyport and his battery chums caught sight of the Allertons. Pierce w as just returning from stables and Ferry was smoking a pipe of perique on the broad gallery, and both hastened to don their best jackets and dolf their best caps to these interesting and interested callers. Cram himse'f had gone out for a ride and a think, lie always declared his ideas were clearer after a gallop. The band played charmingly. The ladies came out and made a picturesque croquet party on .tie green carpet of the parade. The oflicers clustered about and offered laughing wagers on the game. A dozen romping children were playing joyously around the tall flagstaff. The air was rich with the fragrance of the magnolia and Cape jasmine, and glad with music and soft and merry voices. Then the stirring bugles rang out their lively summons to the battery men beyond the wall, The drums of the infantry rolled and rattled their echoing clamor. The guard sprang into rank, and their muskets, glistening in the slanting beams of the setting sun, clashed in simultaneous 'present" to the red-sashed officer of the day, and 4i,..? /-.ftii.i'il t'iiisuwl his nlnmed hat to the lieutenant with the lovely ^irl l>y his side and the smiling- elders on the back seat as the team once more made the cireuit of the post on the back trip to town, and Miss Flora Allcrton clasped her hands and looked enthusiastically up into her escort's face. "Oh," she cried, "isn't it all jasttoo lovely for anything'! Why, I think | your life here must be like a dream." ! Hut Miss Allcrton, as Mrs. Cram had said, sometimes gushed, and life at Jackson barracks was no such dream i as it appe ared. , The sun went down red and angry far I ! across the tawny flood of the rushing river. The night lights were set at the J distant bend below. The stars camo ! V ? oU5/f{?rp peeping IIIIUU(JII u. ...mj The big trees on the levee and , about the flanking towers began j to whisper and complain and creak, and the rising wind sent long wisps i i of straggly cloud racing across the i 6ky. The moon rose pallid and wan, hung for awhile over the dense black mass of moss-grown cypress in the eastward swamp, then hid her face be- j hind a heavy bank of clouds, as though I reluctant to look upon the wrath to ! ; come, for a storm was rising fast and 1 I furious to break upon and deluge old 1 Jackson barracks. [TO UK CON TIN l- KD NKXT WKKK.] j pisfdianrous parting, i THE MONEY PROBLEM REV. THOMAS DIXON, JR., ON COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM. i A Problem That Can Only He Settled by the Organization of Society L'pon Some- ! thing That Approximate* It* True Chrlxtlan Haaln. Cape Charles, Va., Aug. 0.?Rev. j Thomas Dixon, Jr., continued at Cobb's , island the series of sermons on "The Financial Problem," tho subject of today's discourse being "Communism and Socialism." Tiio text chosen was Matthew , xxv. 15. "And unto one ho gave fivo j talents, to another two, to another one; I to each according to his several ability." | Standing before the great problem of 1 money, wo ask ourselves the question. ! What will be its ultimate solution? It is not a question that can be settled ' by a manipulation of a gold standard or silver standard or a greenback standard of the mechanism of exchange. The mechanism of exchange is a very small : part of the commercial problem. The ' commercial problem is a larger question ! than the mechanism of exchange. The j commercial problem is the problem of j the organization of human society. It is ! a problem that can never be settled until | the question of the organization of so- ; ciety is settled upon something that ap- I proximates its true Christian basis. Hence the tremendous agitation of the last decade in the social theories of the 1 world. There have arisen various schools of | Bocial reform through the past century | which have felt and felt fully the seriI ous import of this problem. The French { and German socialists of the last century have laid the foundations for tho j deepest thinking upon this problem, and that thinking is bearing fruit loday in j the active organization of society. There aro two schools of reformers who : 1 claim the field?the one destructive, the ! other constructive. The word socialist has grown to havo u dangerous meaning to the conservative members of society because of the wild lunatics who are in reality anarchists and who have masi queraded as socialists. A socialist is simply one who believes I in a better social order than the present; who believes in the reorganization of soi ciety upon a basis of fraternal co-operaj tion rather than the present basis of cold I blooded war. ... Socialism has also been confused with ; certain theories of communism that were j : proclaimed within the past 50 years and | j that today have loud mouthed advocates i i in every country. This school of com- j j munisin is in reality a school of anarch, ists, who have caused a reaction from j truo 6ocial reform that has been most ; 1 lamentable and has set back the prog- j j ress of the race practically a generation. ( | Christianity is a system of socialism, i Jesus Christ was the first great socialist : I of tho world. The work of Christianity ! is the construction of a new kingdom on j 1 the remains of the old. It is the build- J j ing of a new heaven and a new earth. It is this constructive socialism that must give to human society the truo an- ! swer for its present ills. The communism which demands a division of property on a per cupita basis j is in reality t. scheme of madmen and : anarchists and has nothing to do with I * PUMcfi'utitfv Vina : i II UU Dl'l'lUl 1U1U1 m. viuiouumv; ..I.w | nothing in common with the ideal of dead equality in the distribution of propj erty. Such a scheme enforced would be | the destruction of society, not its construction. And its destruction is not the aim of Christianity save as the prep- j aration for construction. Our text hns j given us the true principle of Christian j socialism as contrasted with the spurious 1 ideal of an equal communistic division of property. It is equal ability and re- ! sponsibility, and reward in proportion to ability. The ideal of pure communism enforced i could only result in the destruction to humanity? First?Because it is immoral. It is contrary to God's law. The Bible j support of communism is apparent, not real. The New Testament gives us accounts of co-operative communities of Christians. Each man did not claim his ! possessions as sacred to his own use. Ho put his property in common, subject to I the use of his necessitous brother. The j right and title of his property he always i maintained. The Bible condemnation of < a dead level communism is real, full, i overwhelming. We have the parable of the talents. God distinctly declares to 1 i us that one man lias five talents, another , 1 two, another one. To ono man is given so many pounds, to another so muny, to another so many, and each man is rei quired to give an account of the talent j he has possessed; to account for them in proportion to his possession. The judgment pronounced by the Bible is this judgment in proportion to man's deserts. Those who are guilty of much are punished with many stripes; those who are guilty of little arc punished with few. There are the greatest and the lowest i even in the kingdom of heaven. In the , organization of this ideal world, around . the very throne of God, there is reeog| nized the inequality of the individual, an inequality that arises from unequal I distribution of powers. Each man is ! equally responsible?that is to say, each man is responsible to the full limitofhis talent. Second?Pure communism is unnat- j ural. It is contrary to the decree of nature, which is but another expression of tho j voice of God. Nature ubliors universal equality. Men are not equal. They were not born equal. There is nothing in nature that leads us to believe that nature would permit equality in her crea' tions. There are no two waves just j equal in force, in chnr.'icter. The flowers have their character, their dissimilarity. Every stream has its individuality, j every leaf its own character. No two i leaves are alike. No two human faces are alike. No two human bodies are alike. No two human minds are alike, i There are no two mountains just alike in j the world. No two mountains are just equal in height. There are hills, there j are valleys, there are higher hills, there are grand mountain ranges, there are J smaller mountains. In leaf and flower, in bud and blossom, in bird and fish, in mountain and j sea and plain?in every voice of nature j she has proclaimed the eternal truth of the unequal distribution of talent, of ; dissimilarity in individuals and of the j right of every individuality to have per- j ; sonality developed to its highest powers, j Individuality is one of the highest laws of nature. The communism which seeks to de- ' , #troy individuality is an attempt to re- ! construct nature itself. The very joy of i ' nature is in its variety. The differences ' of men constitute one of the harmonies of life?their differences physical and mental. Some are tall, some are short, some are lean, some are fat. If all were alike, it would he a most monotonous world. We would tire of the human race. They would be so many little toy figures cut out of flesh and blood, as we cut toys out of wood. There would be no such thing as beauty, becanse the sense | of comparison would bo ultimately lost. | The differences in women are equally of if.:. ,1 ~ c a. mi .1: ! iius uecrcu ui uiiiure. Aiiey uuier in temperament. Tliey differ mentally and physically, and wo differ in opinions about the same individuals. If we were all of the same opinion and our ideal of beauty were the same, the world would again be reduced to n hopeless monotony. And if all men in the world were given ono mind about the same girl, there would be a most calamitous climax, i We have different minds; we have dif- [ ferent points of view. Communism is a reversion to elemental bnrbarism because it is a reversion to an original type. As wo advance we advance by the : evolution of individualities. Nature rewards in proportion to man's j exertion, not to each alike. There are two fields of the same soil. They receive the same sun, the same air, the same rain. Ono produces a glorious harvest, the other tangled woods and grass. The difference is, one received the toil of the farmer; the other received : the tracks of the listless loafer. Whenever it comes to pass in any council of society that the loafer and the beggar can eat the rewards of industry and virtue nature has been fundamentally violated. Any scheme of reorganization of society which makes it possible for the worthless and the vicious to live at the expense of the industrious and the vir- : tuous and tho good is a dream of a mad- i man or a devil. It is a blow at nature? a blow in her very face. Third?Such a communism is not only ! immoral and unnatural, but it is eminently unjust. Justice is the one original, universal, eternal reality which man must recog- j nize in his relations to his fellow man. j Justice is the basis of any successful society. Justice must be the basis of any commercial scheme which has in it any hope for man. Any system that seizes the-fruits of one man's labor and divides i it among others that do not work is unjust. This is a proposition which cuts the present social order at many point" as well as denies tho basis of puro com- j munisra. Inherited wealth, for instance, is a j seizure of the fruits of one man's labor i and a division of it among those who did not work to produce it. A robber is a ! man who seizes the fruit of another j man's industry without working for it. j There is a commercial brigandage of to- I day which stands in the same relation. | That idleness and vice eat with industry 1 and virtue is unjust. Nature and nature's God voice the eternal decree of industry. By work man shall live. Na- j tnre proclaims it in a thousand ways?in I the storms that howl in winter and remind man of his frailty, of tho hunger j that pinches, of the cold that cuts, of tho storms that beat upon his head. In a thousand startling voices he is reminded of this eternal truth. Nuture also teaches that idleness and j vice have their reward. A company of communists recently j gave an excursion to a beer garden. They carried mottoes in their procession I after their wild speeches. One of thee ; mottoes was, "Our children cry for j bread!" They knocked the bungs out of | 500 beer kegs that day. In tho music of ' thut gurgling beer could be found tho j answer to their complaint, and those 500 I empty barrels gave in specific terms the ; reason why their children cried for j biead. There are some people who are : poor and who always will be poor becauso they are worthless. They refuse to work. A man of this description looks with envy upon the possessions of his in- j dustrious neighbor. And any scheme of ' society that proposes to house and clothe ? ? *?' e Li- j ! tftis rascal at tne expense 01 ms muustrious neighbor is fundamentally unjust. And it can never be embodied in human law in any form and endure. What men need is justice, and justice applied to the present society must solve ; its every problem. All the poor need is justice?not pity, not charity?justice, j the right to work. Give to the laboring world, the underworld, the right to : work and a just return for that work, i and all the poverty save the poverty of i vice must disappear, and the poverty of ; vice mu6t be treated by the strong arm of the penal law. What the social reformer needs to in- i sist on today is not a distribution of bread on a charitable basis. It is that he insist upon the distribution of abstract justice between man and man, between employer and employee, between | merchant and customer, between man and man. It is unjust to apply the material ; standard of measurement to an immor- | tal being. A pure communistic basis of j equal distribution of property would, as Carlyle says, reduce the world to a great pig6ty, with a little pig wash for each. It would be unjust for the skilled and ' the unskilled to be paid alike. It would bo unjust for brains and brute to share on equal terms. To each man according to his ability should be his responsibility. And each i man should have his needs supplied? each man who is worthy?and his need will be fully met in giving justice. A man in a horse car in Boston was informed that a little man who sat at the other end of-the car was Dr. Oliver ] Wendell Holmes. Ho was greatly amazed at his diminutive stature. So completo was his astonishment that ho J asked the doctor if he would allow him to see his hat. The doctor smilingly complied, and the man examined the hat minutely and exclaimed in further surprise that the hat was not as large as his. He had supposed that a man like Dr. Holmes would measure around the skull so many inches. We have here the difficulty in adjusting on your commu?aunlfu iif wnrlf r?f 1113 I IU UU313 111U ICOUIbU \s*. v*.v> i. w. a. w the architect and the hod carrier. Tho hod carrier labors on the house. The architect conceives the ideas. The other does the work which a machine or a brute under some conditions could be trained to perform. A system that rewards each alike for an hour's labor is a system fundamentally unjust. The richest elements of life are those that elude such a material standard of measurement. We could not estimate the poet's labor by the same tick of the clock as we estimate the man who paves the streets. The poet that wrought his immortal song that thrilled a thousand hearts anil gave them courage to do tho tasks of tho world; that made tho anvil ring in a thousand workshops; that gave inspiration to millions of hearts?we cannot pay for that poem in tho same terms and by the samo standard as we pay the printer who has set up the type and gave it to tho world. The artist cannot be remunerated upon the basis of the house painter. The artist whose creation inspired a thousand other hearts cannot be equalized, cannot be brought down to the level by any mechanical process of the painter who paints the exterior of tho house by the day and the hour. The musician whose masterpiece thrills the hearts of the ages cannot have his work estimated by the square inch. To bring the race down to the dead level of tho communistic idea is to eliminate the heroics of life. Shall there be no individuality? If we are just, there must be. Justice demands that each shall be rewarded according to his deserts. Against the scheme of communism, as a scheme for the present social disorder, I would protest in the name of God's word, in the name of nature, her law of individuality, her law of brotherhood, fatherhood, sisterhood and motherhood, of all her forces that differen tiate us into separate beings, with sep- I urate duties and several characters. In the name of the spiritual and the divine j of man and of the elements that constitute his higher life, I would impeach such a scheme. Communism can give no answer, therefore, to the social problem of this ago. To each man we must Tive simple justice, and justice is the antithesis of the communistic ideal. If you answer in reply that the evil play of antagonistic forces as at present we have them in socioty must then be the only solution, and that the fittest will survive in this free play of bruto force, I ask the simple question: Do the fittest actually survive in your preseut . society? Are not those who are most ile- j serving crushed? Do not the unworthy j succeed? Does not wrong triumph foi the time and injustice reign? The an j swer is not far to seek. We know these : are facts. While communism holds no answer to the problem, so long as we believe in ; Christianity, so long will we hold that there is an answer, full, rich, complete. FAMOUS LONG HIDES. Soldier* and Scouts who llodc On Imperii- ' tlve Orders. The recent cowboy race from Chad- I ron, Nebraska, to Chicago, and the ex- 1 ccllent condition of the horses used by the riders at the conclusion of the trip, which goes to prove the stamina and ' enduring qualities of the Western ] bred horses, and was one of the mar- ; vels of the race, calling forth, as it did, \ the admiration of rough riders everywhere, and securing from the agents of j the humane society a certificate that, I with few exceptions, the horses were in good health when they reached Chicago, recalls to The Inter-Ocean | some famous long distance rides by ! scouts, soldiers, and dispatch carriers ; on the Western plains. These riders ; performed feats with their horses that brought forth encomiums from gen- j erals in the army, and in the light of | recent events lire well worth the relat- j ing. All these trips were in the face j of danger not met with on the Chadron race; every man was riding in the performance of duty, and pluck and endurance were displayed by both men and horses. From the nature of things, there have been few long races under conditions similar to those of the cowboy contest, but there have been many splendid examples of endurance on the part of American soldiers and plainsmen riding American horses. A story is current in the Southwest ; that a frontiersman named F. X. Au- I brey, years ago, galloped lrom Santa Fe to Independence, Mo., in a few hours less than seven days. The distance was 840 miles, and he had four changes of horses. He won a wager of $1,000, but was so exhausted that he had to be lifted from his horse at the end of journey. tiencral Phil Sheridan has left a record in his autobiography of a ride by Colonel W. F. Cody ("Buffalo Bill") while carrying dispatches in Kansas iu 18(58, then an unsettled country with hostile Indians. It was in the winter, but "Buffalo Bill" rode 350 miles in less than sixty hours. He had several changts of horses. While a pony express rider, Colonel Cody covered his own division and that of another rider, who had been killed the night before by Indians. The round trip of 324 miles was made without a stop except for meals and two changes of horses, and Buell's "History of the Plains," which contains the records, says the riders were scheduled to average fifteen miles per hour. On June 8, 18(50, James A. Moore received an important government dispatch at Midway Station, in Western Nebraska. He carried it to Julesburg, Colo., one hundred and forty miles, and met another government message coming Fast. The rider who should have carried it had been killed by Indians the day before, and Moore started on the return trip after resting only seven minutes. He made the round trip of two hundred and eighty miles in fourteen hours and forty-six minutes, perhaps the most remarkable speed ever made. The west-hound dispatch which relieved Johnstone from the command of the army on the coast, was carried from St. Joseph to Sacramento, over nineteen hundred miles, in eight days nine hours and forty miuutes. On the pony express there were riders at intervals of seventy-five to one hundred and fifty miles, and they Brtaaii nr fvuotif v CllitllgCU 11UI 3C.1 t V Ui J 1IKI.VI1 u> v., five miles. The distance from St. Joseph to San Francisco was nineteen hundred and ninety-six miles. The first trip was made in ten days, the second in fourteen, and the third and many others in nine days. The trip ' from St. Joseph to Denver, a distance ! of six hundred and twenty-five miles, j was made in two days and twenty-one j hours. During the late Indian war at Pine j Ridge Agency, Colonel Guy Henry's \ command rode one hundred and two miles and fought two skirmishes in J thirty and one-half hours. The actual j time in the saddle was twenty-two j hours. These cavalrymen carried extra ammunition and blankets weighing twenty-five pounds. During the Indian troubles in 1879, ; that resulted in the Meeker massacre, i Sergeant Murphy rode 170 miles in a j little less than twenty-four hours, to secure relief of Colonel Thornburg's | command, which had been surrounded by Indians. The record is not explic- | it, but the presumption is that Murphy 1 could not break through the Indian line with more than one horse. At any ' ate, considering the mountainous i country, poor roads, and the night riding, it was a phenomenal perforin- ! ance. During the Indian troubles in 187G Colonel Stanton rode with important j dispatches from Fort Laramie, in Wyoming, to Fort Robinson, in Nebraska, a distance of 100 miles, in the twelve hours between noon and midnight, lie used hut one horse. In 1870 four men of Company H, j " ' ?i :?i. I i* irst l uvuiry, rune huu uiopui/vuvu from Fort Harney to Fort Warner, 140 miles, the last twenty in sand, in twenty-four hours. The actual march| ing time was eighteen and one-half | ' hours. General Miles has a record of ISO miles in thirteen hours, stopping only long enough to change horses. This was made in New Mexico in 1885. In 1877 Captain Fzra 11. Fuller made a scout after Chief Joseph in the mountainous country of Montana, and covered 850 miles in live days. A part of his command continued the scout, and ' rode (500 miles in twelve days. In 1882 Lieutenant Hell, of the Seventh Cavalry, rode 105 miles in North ! Dakota in twelve hours, with one change of horses. A scout attached to Colonel Lawton's command once traveled 450miles J in the Sierra Madra mountains on one j horse in seven days and nights. " ~ " fifeS"' There is one great fault with the i growing generation. The young men want to get rich too fast. With wealth ; going to waste nil around thein they ; cannot find it in their souls to be pa- I tient. They are not content to plod along as their fathers did before them 1 ! and slowly lay up a fortune. They I must have it now, today, tins instant. When they go into an enterprise they want capital, and lots of it. They j want to begin on a big scale and elecLtrify the world. It is not the age of > ' saving, but of spending. Speculation, ! in the opinion of the New York Tri! of I be hour. Kvcrv I mere are many persons in our guvcrment who advocate an exclusive gold standard. Others believe in the free coinage of both metals. The gold men would demonetize silver and place it on the list with iron, lead and other common metals. The silver men want j the two metals to stand on the same 1 footing. Both have been used as currency ! from the curliest records of history. : Gold has always been the moro valua- j ble. From 1G78 to the end of the 18th century, the relative value.was about 1 to 15; the extremes being 14.14 in i 17(50, and 15.74 in 1799. From 1800 to \ to 1878 the relative values were uni- I form, the average being 1 to 15J; the j extremes being 10.25 in 1813 and* 15.19 I in 1859. The bimetallic system of France kept these values steady. In 1805 the French system was adopted by Belgium, Switzerland, Italy and Greece. This was known as the Latin Union. Spain had the same system but did not join the union. At the close of the Franco-Prussian war, Germany reorganized her monetary system and adopted the gold I standard. Her silver was melted up into bars and rushed off to silver-using countries. This action on the part of j Germany caused a sudden rise in gold j as comparred with silver. In 1873 the ratio was 15.92. In 1889 it was 20.09. Since that time it has gone as high as 23. Norway, Sweden and Denmark followed Germany and demonetized sil- j ver. In 1870 Russia suspended the coinage of white metal. In the United States it was demonetized by the act of February 12, 1S73. This year, j India, which is ruled by England, j adopted the gold standard. The only j countries now open to the free coinage of silver are Japan, Mexico and some of the South American States. The annual product of silver in 1873 was G4,2(57,000 ounces ; coining value $81,800,000. In 1891 it was 143,550,- ! 000 ounces; coining value $185,600,000. With this large increase in the silver production, it is believed that if the Latin Union had remained open to free coinage and Germany had continued the use of silver, that the relative value of the two metals would not have been disturbed. In 1878 the Bland silver bill was passed which allowed the coinage of two to four million silver dollars annually. The actual amount coined was about twenty-nine millions a year. During this period silver did not rally but continued to depreciate. Then in 1890 came the Sherman act, which authorized the government to purchase 4,500,000 ounces of silver each month at the market price and pay for the same in silver certificates. This has brought trouble aud a demand for the repeal of the Sherman law. Now what will congress do with silver? There is a demand for more currency but the people want a sound one. Whether they have gold, paper, silver or all three, they want a dollar that is good everywhere and for all time. They also want a flexible currency, so that in case of stringency, the pressure may be relieved, confidence restored and capitalists induced to bring their money from its hiding places and put it in the channels of trade If silver is demonetized, millions of dollars will be drawn from circulation. The government does not own the gold to replace it. Then thousands and tens of thousands of laborers will be thrown out of employment, for if the United States gives up silver, the work in the mines will cease, for there is au abundance on hand for the arts. Congress has no easy job on its hands. Never has there been greater need of clear headed, far seeing statesmen than at the present day. The legislation of the next two years will be the most im- j portant since the days of reconstruction. The small men, the accidents of the hour, the drift-wood that has j floated to the surface of the muddy political waters, will be in the way. I They know nothing higher than the scheming that will insure their re-elec- 1 tion. They care nothing for the commonwealth so they can keep on top. J Great questions are forced on us and I we want great and good men to discuss and settle them. ! '",,n MtlOLI Alt Til L* W4II> r II lttft M lift AI r A1113 ur iiiCi iiunui/. The first great International Exposi- i tion was held in London in 1851. It lasted 144 days. The buildings and grounds covered twenty-one acres, and there were 17,000 exhibitors and 6,030,19") visitors, 41,933 daily. The . receipts were ?2,530,000, and the expenses $1,400,000. In 1855 the second World's Fair was held at Paris. It continued 200 days, and covered twenty-four and a half acres. There were 21,779 exhibitors , and 6,162,330 visitors, 25,811 a day. : The cost is conjecturally stated at $1,700,000 ; the receipts were $1,280,000. j The third Exposition was held in Loudon in 1862. It continued 171 days, and covered twenty-three and a half acres of ground. There were 2S,653 exhibitors and 6,211,103 visitors, a daily average of 36,325. It cost $2,300,000, and the receipts were $2,040,000. The fourth was in Paris in 1867. It covered thirty-seven acres and continued 217 days. The exhibitors numbered 50,236, and the visitors 10,200,- j 000?47,470. daily. The cost was $4,000,000: the receipts were $2,100,- | 000. The fifth great World's Fair was in Vienna in 1873. The buildings covered forty acres, aud were occupied ! by 42,000 exhibitors. There were 7,254,687 admissions during 186 days, an average of 39,003 per day. The j cost was $11,000,000 ; the receipts were $1,030,000. The Philadelphia Exposition of 1876 was the sixth great display. The buildings covered sixty acres: there were 60,000 exhibitors, and 0,!)lo,!)!)(> admissions, a daily average of 62,323. The cost is stated at $8,500,000: the receipts are said to have been $3,800,000. The seventh International Fair was , in Paris in 1878. The buildings covered sixty acres and the exhibitors j numbered 32,000. There were 13,000,000 admissions during the 194 days, a j daily average of 67.000. The official report makes no mention of cost or pvnpnsps. thouch it is believed the en terprisc did not pay. The eighth fair was at I'aris in 1889. | The buildings covered seventy-five acres, and were occupied by (50.000 exhibitors. The Exposition remained j open 180 days, and was attended by the astounding number of 02,3">4,111, a ! daily average of 181,170. The cost was $11,000,000; the receipts were : $8,080,000. I man wants to make more than he can earn by the sweat of his brow. He must double his money in a night, and quadruple it the next day. It is an altogether artificial existence. Content- , ment is not sought nowadays. All the men want is excitement. - ? ? THE SILVER QUESTION. Spuriaiilaiiv Spartan. Our government has reached the business stage of its existence. Sentiment and the spread eagle have to j give way to the multiplication tabic. For several decades legislation and elections will concentrate around great i economic questions. Our people will not willingly give millions for the de fense of any abstraction. At the present session of congress j tlie reconstruction of onr financial legislation will be the chief cousidera- | tion. Silver will occupy a prominent place in all of their deliberations. ; THE HEIUHT HE MEN. A French statisician has been studying the average heights of men at different periods of the world's history, and has reached some alarming conclusions. The recorded facts extend over nearly three centuries. It is found that in 1010 the average height of men in Europe was nearly five feet six inches. In 1790 it was five feet six inches. In 1820 it was five feet five inches and a fraction. At the present time it is five feet three and three-fourth inches. It is easy to deduct from these figures a rate of regular and gradual decline in human stature, and then apply this, working backward and forward, to the past and to the future. By this calculation it is determined that the stature of the first men attained the surprising average of sixteen teen feet nine inches. The race had already deteriorated in the days of Og and Goliath, an was quite a degenerated offspring of the giants. Coming down to later times, we find that, at the beginning of our era, the average height of a man was nine feet, and in the time of Charlemagne it was ~:~i.a. r..~i ?1.* : i. ui^m itsut ui^ut luiiiua. But the most astonishing result of this man's study comes, from the application of the same law of diminution. It is conclusively shown that in 4,000 A. 1)., the height of the average man will he hut fifteen inches, and in a few thousand years more the end of the world will come, for men will grow so short that there will be nothing left of them. This is altogether the most comfortable solution of the end-of-the-world problem that has been presented, remarks the Buffalo Express. It will be so much more pleasant for the coming man to diminish out of existence than to ho burned olfthe earth. Courageous Business Men Wanted.?["Moral Courage" was printed in large letters as the heading of the following items, and placed in a conspicuous place on the door of a systematic merchant in New York, for constant reference, and furnished by him for publication.] Have the courage to discharge a debt while you have the money in your pocket. Have the courage to speak to a friend in a shabby coat, even though you are in company with a rich one, and richly attired. Have the courage to speak your ruind when it is necessary that you should do so, and hold your tongue when it is prudent that you should do so. Have the courage to tell a man why you refuse to credit him. Have the courage to cut the most agreeable acquaintances you have when you are convinced that he lacks principle?a friend should bear with a friend's infirmities, but not with his vices. Have the courage to show your respect for honesty, in whatever guize it appears, and your contempt for dishonesty and duplicity, by whomsoever exhibited. Have the courage to wear old clothes until you can pay for new ones. Have the courage to acknowledge your ignorance, rather than seek for knowledge under false pretences.? Progress. What is Pluck ??A British newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of pluck. This is the one to which the prize was awarded : "Fighting with the scabbard when the sword is broken." The following are some of the best definitions sent in: Moral backbone. The power a man has to say "no" when he knows his wife wants him to say "yes." Fearlessness free from foolhardin ess. The chivalry of nature's knight- , i?i 11UUU. That which enables one, when fighting against adverse circumstances and knock down, to rise and try another round. The heart of a lion in the body of a man. The best remedy for despair. The force which converts an ordinary man into a hero. Honest daring without caring. The absence of fear in the presence of danger. The courage to do the right thing at the right moment. Irrerepressible stoutheartedness. That which keeps a man up when he's down. The offspring of courage and the mother of success. Moral grit. f6T A novel method of burglarizing a house was adopted by a New York sneak thief the other day. While the woman of the house was out, he appropriated all the valuables in the place, cut open a feather bed, put the booty into the matress, and carried it off. On the way down stairs the thief met the woman on her way back. ,4Does Mrs. Smith live here?" he asked her. "No," she replied. "Well," said the thief, "I've carried this matress up and down the steps of nearly every house in the block, and I'm-getting tired of it. I didn't know there were so few Smiths in New York." The woman laughed, and ten minutes later found that the man had run away with all of the portable articles of any value in that flat. Bar Statistics show that murders are rapidly on the increase, while legal hangings and lyncbings arc small in proportion. Murders in 1S87 amounted to 2,335; in 18S9 there were 3,567; 4,230 in 1S90; 5,906 in 1891, and 6,792 in 1892. The number of legal hangings in 1891 was 123, or one to fortyeight murders; in 1892 there were 107 legal hangings or one to sixty-three murders. On the other hand, hanging outside of the law or in defiance of the law, has been on an increase. There were 195 lyncbings in 1891 and 236 in 1892. BaT" A statistician who has been looking into the matter of divorce has found that the proportion of divorces to population is least in Ireland?only one divorce to every 400,090 inhabitants. In the I'nited States the proportion of divorces is ominously large, 88.71 to every 100,000 population, the largest known, in fact, save Japan, the figures r\f tli.it lint\nv oi>inir(> hoillir 008.45 di VM UIUV ??I'IV f" ~ O ~" vorces to every 100,000 population. S&T There is considerable philosophy in the remark of a regular Britisher, who said the other day: "You may call us confirmed grumblers, hut I tell you our grumbling pays. When things go wrong with you Americans you make fun of it and laugh at it and endure it. When things go wrong with us we keep on grumbling until they are set straight. If you would grumble more and joke less you would be a hit better off.'' Some sharpers of New York have resurrected the old scheme of advertising I'tiele Sam's stamps as fine steel engravings, and reports from rural New England show that they are finding plenty of victims. A man living in Spencer, Mass., saw an advertisement that on receipt of one dollar, nil elegant engraving of the "Landing of Columbus" would be sent. He forwarded that amount and received in return one of the Columbian two-cent stamps.