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BY THEODOR
[Copyright, 1891, by Am
CHAPTER X.
A QHODL AT T1IK FKAST.
ISlder Sizzum was the speaker.
Mr. Clitheroe's thoughts loved to recur
to his native Lancashire, smoky
though its air might be and clean shaved
the grass of its lawns. I could not help
believing that all the enthusiasm of this
weak, gentle nature for the bleak plains
and his pioneer life was a delusion. It
would have been pretty talk for an after
dinner rhapsody at the old mansion he
had spoken of in England. There, as he
paced with me, a guest, after pointing
out the gables, wings, oriels, porches
that had clustered about the old building
age after age, he might have waved
it away into a vision, and spoken with
disdain of civilization and with delight
of the tent and the caravan.
Speaking of Lancashire, we fell upon
the subject of coal mining. I was surprised
to find that Mr. Clitheroe had a
practical knowledge of that business.
He talked for the first time without any
of his dreamy, vague manner. His information
was full and clear. He let
daylight into those darksome pits.
"I am a miner, too," said I, "but only
of gold, a baser and less honorable substance
than coal. Tour account has a
professional interest to me. You talk
Kke an expert."
"I ought to be. If I once saw half
my fortune fly up a factory chimney, 1
saw another half bury itself in a coal pit.
I have been buried myself in one. I am
not ashamed to say it; I have made
daily bread for myself and my daughter
with pick, shovel and barrow in a dark
coal mine, in the same county where 1
was once the head of the ancient gentry,
and where I saw the noblest in the land
proud to break my bread and drink my
wine. I am not ashamed of it. No, I
glory that in that black cavern, where
daylight never looked, the brightness of
the new faith found me, and showed the
better paths where I now walk, and
shall walk upward and onward until 1
reach the earthly Zion first, and then the
heavenly."
Again the old gentleman's eye kindled
and his chest expanded. What a tragic
life he was hinting! My heart yearned
toward him. I had never known what
it was to have the guidance and protection
of a father. Mine died when I was
a child. I longed to find a compensation
for my own want?and a bitter one it
had sometimes been?in being myself
the guardian of this errant wayfarer
launched upon lethal currents.
"Your faith is as bright as ever,
Brother Hugh," said a rasping voice behind
me, as Mr. Clitheroe was silent.
"Yon are an example to us alL The
church is highly blessed in such an earnest
disciple."
Elder Suraim was the speaker. Ha
smiled in a wolfish fashion over the
group, and took his seat beside the lady,
like a privileged guest.
"Ah, Brother Sixzum," said Mr. Clitheroe,
with a cheerless attempt at welcome
very different from the frank
courtesy he had showed toward us, "we
have been expecting yon. Ellen dear, a
cup of tea for our friend."
Miss Clitheroe rose to pour out tea for
him. Sheep's clothing instantly covered
the apostle's rather wolfish demeanor.
He assumed a manner of gamesome,
sheepish devotion. When he called her
Sister Ellen with a familiar, tender air
I saw painful blushes redden the lady's
cheeks.
Breut noticed the pain and the blush.
He looked away from the group toward
the blue sierra far away to the south; a
hard expression came into his face, such
as I had not seen there since the old days
nf his hattline with Swereer.
Miss Clitheroe at once grow cold and
stern. Nothing could be more distant
than her manner toward the saint She
treated him as a highbred woman can
treat a scrub?sounding with every gesture
and measuring with every word the
ineffaceable gulf between them. Tet
she was thoroughly civil as hostess. She
even seemed to fight against herself to
be friendly. But it was clear to a bystander
that she loathed the apostle.
That she was not charmed with his society
even his coarse nature could not
fail to discover. Anywhere else the
scene would have been comic. Here he
had the power. No escape; no refuge.
That thrust all comedy ont of the drama
and left only very hateful tragedy. Still
it was a cruel semblance of comedy over
a tragic underplot, to see the Mormon's
cringing approaches, and that exquisite
creature's calm rebuffs. Sizznm felt
himself pinned in his proper place, and
writhed there, with an evil look, that
said he was noting all and treasuring all
against his day of vengeance.
And the poor, feeble old father?how
all his geniality was blighted and withered
away. He was no more the master
of revels at a festival, but the ruined
man, with a bailiff in disguise at his
dinner table. Querulous tones murmured
in his voice. The decayed gentleman
disappeared; the hapless fanatic took his
place. Phrases of cant, and the peculiar
Mormon slang and profanity, gave the
oolor to his conversation. He appealed
to Sizznm constantly. He was at once
the bigoted disciple and the cowed slave, j
Toward his daughter his manner was
so me times timorously pleading, sometimes
almost surly. Why could she not
repress her disgust at the holy man, at
least in the presence of strangers? That
seemed to be his feeling; and he strove to
withdraw attention from her by an
eager, trepidating attempt to please his
master. In short, the vulgar, hardheaded
knave had this weak, lost gentleman
thoroughly in his power. Mr.
Clitheroe was like a lamb whom the
shepherd intends first to shear close,
then to worry to death with curs, and
at last to cnt np into keebaubs.
Brent and I kept aloof as much as we
might. We should only have insulted
the chosen vessel and so injured our
friends.
With sunset Elder Sizzum, after some
oily vulgarisms of compliment to the
lady, walked off on camp duty.
We also rose to take our leave. We
must look after our horses.
Mr. Clitheroe's old manner returned '
the instant his spiritual guide left as.
"Pray come and see us again this even- j
ing, gentlemen," said he.
"We will, certainly," said Brent, look-1
ing toward Miss Clitheroe for her invitation.
It 4?d not come.
"Oh, yes!" said Mr. Clitheroe, inter- \
preting Brent's look; "my daughter will
be charmed to see yon. To tell the truth, i
our brethren in the camp are worthy people;
we sympathize deeply in the faith;
but they are not altogether in manners
or education quite such as we have been !
sometimes accustomed to. It is one of
the infamous wrongs of oar English sys
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terns of caste that it separates brother,
men, manners, language, thought and
life. We have as yet been able to have
little except religious communion with '
our fellow travelers toward the Promised
Land -except, of course, with Brother
Sizzu n, who is, as you see, quite a man
of soc iety, as well as an elect apostle of
a greit cause. We are quite selfish in
asking you to repeat your visit Besides
the welcome we should give you for yourselves,
we welcome you also as a novelty."
And ihen he muttered half to himself,
"God forgive me for speaking after the
flesh!'' '
"Gome, Wade," said my friend. And
he gripped my arm almost savagely.
"Until this evening then, Mr. Clitheroe."
As we moved away from the wagon,
wherr the lady stood, so worn and sad,
and yst so lovely, her poor father's only
guaro and friend, we met Murker and
Larn'.p. They were sauntering about,
prying into the wagons, inspecting the
grou js, making observations?that were
perhr.ps only curiosity?witn a oase,
guilt;/, burglarious look
"El 9, he!" laughed Larrap, leering at
Brens. "Ill be switched ef you're not
8harj[\ You know where to look for the
pooty gals, bio wed ef yer don't!"
"E'old your tongue!" Brent made a
spring at the fellow.
"No offense! no offense!" muttered he,
shrir,king back with a cowardly, venomous
lx>k.
"Mind your business and keep a civil
tong ie in your head or there will be offense!"
Brent turned and walked off in
siler.39. Neither of us was yet ready to
begin our talk on this evening's meeting.
Our horses, if not their masters, were
quito ready for joyous conversation.
They had encountered no pang in the
region of Fort Bridger. Grass in plenty
was there, and they neighed us good
evening in their most dulcet tones.
They frisked about, and neighing and
frisiing informed us that, in their opinion,
the world was all right?a perfectly
jolly place, with abundance to eat, little
to do and everybody a friend. A capital
world, according to Pumps and Don
Ful.no.
We shifted our little caballada to fresh
gracing spots sheltered by a brake. We
meant to camp there apart from the
Mormon caravan. The talk of our
hones had not cheered us. We still
busied ourselves in silence. Presently,
as I looked toward the train, I observed
two figures in the distance lurking about
Mr. Clitheroe'8 wagon.
"llee," said I, "there are those two
gamblers again. 1 don't like such foul
vulures hanging about that friendless
dovs. They look villains enough for any
outage/
"But they are powerless here."
"In the presence of a steadier villainy
they are. That foul Sizzum is quite
sum of his prey. John Brent, what can
be done? I do not know which I feel
moi<t bitterly for, the weary, deluded old j
gentleman, doubting his error, or that ,
nol le girl. Poor, friendless souls!"
"Friendless!" said Brent "She has !
made a friend in me. And in yon, too,
it you are the man I know."
"But what can we do?"
"I will never say that we can do j
not hing until she repels our aid. If she i
wants help she must have it"
"Help! how?"
"I will find a way or make one."
1 determined not to perplex myself
yet with schemes. I knew my friend's
bold genius and cool judgment. When
he was ready to act I would back him.
CHAPTER XI.
JAKE BWAMRRRT.ATTi'g BALL.
I: grew dusk. Glimmering camp tires
marked the circle of the Mormon caravan.
The wagons seemed each one in
the gloaming a giant white nightcap of
an ogress leaning over her coals. The
world looked drowsy, and invited the
pilgrims toward the Mecca of the new
Thingamy to repose. They did not seem
Inclined to accept The tramping and
lowing cattle kept np a tumult like the
noise of a far* city. And presently another
din!
As Brent and I approached the fort,
fo.-th issued Jake Shamberlain, with a
d] (linmer on this side and a fifer on
that "Pop Goes the Weasel," the fifer
bl iw. A tuneless bang resounded from
the drum. If there was one thing these
ri /al melodists scorned, time was that
one thing. They might have been beating
and blowing with the eight thousand
miles of the globe's diameter betveen.
instead of Jake Shamberlain's
person, for any consideration they
sl owed to each other.
Jake, seeing us, backed out from between
his orchestra, who continued on,
beating and blowing in measureless con
tent.
"We're going to give a ball, gentlec.uen,
and request the honor of your comp.iny
in ten minutes precisely. Ki&3
not allowed on account of popular prejudice.
Red flannel shirts and boots with
yoiler tops is rayther the go fur dress."
"A ball, Jake! Where?'
"Why, in that rusty hole of old
Bridger'B. Some of them John Bulls ha3
got their fiddles along. I allowed 'i
would pay to scare up a dance. Guess
loom gals wont be the wus fur a breakdown
or an old fashioned hornpipe,
'iliey hain't seen much game along back,
cf their looks tell the story. I never seed
rech a down heel lot"
A drummer on this side and a fifcr on
that.
Jake rail off after his music. We
hoard them, still disdaining time, march
around the camp announcing the fandango.
"This helps us," said Brent. "Our
friends, of course, will not join the riot.
When the Mormons are fairly engaged
we will make our visit."
"It is a good night for a gallop," said L
He nodded, but said nothing.
Presently Jake, still supported by his
pair of melodists, reappeared. A stnggliug
procession of saints followed him.
They trooped into the inclosure, a motley
throng indeed. Even that dry husk
of music, hardly even cadence, had put
some spirits into them. Noise, per se, is
not without virtue; it means life. Shamborlain's
guests came together, laughing
and talking. Their laughter was not
liquid. But swallowing prairie dust does
not instruct in dulcet tones. Rather
wrinkled merriment; but still better than
no merriment at all.
We entered with the throng. Within
was a bizarre spectacle. A strange night
scene for a rough handed Flemish
painter of low life to portray.
"The ragamuffin brigade," whispered
I to Brent. "Jake Shamberlain's red
flannel shirts and yaller topped boots
would be better than this seediness of
the furbelowed nymphs and ole clo'
swains. Evidently suits of full dress are
not to be hired at a pinch on the boulevards
of Sizzumville."
Brent made no answer and surveyed
the throng anxiously.
"They have not come?the father and
daughter," he said. "I cannot think of
the others now."
"Shall we go to them?"
"Not yet. Sizzum sees us and will
suspect."
We stood by regarding, too much concerned
for our new friends to feel thoroughly
the humor of the scene. But it
made its impression.
For lights at the Shamberlain ball, instead
of the gas and wax of civilization,
a fire blazed in one corner of the court,
and sundry dips of unmitigated tallow,
with their perfume undiluted, flared
from perches against the wall. Overbead,
up in the still, clear sky, the barefaced
stars Btared at the spectacle and
shook their cheeks over the laughable
maneuvers of terrestrials.
The mundane lights, fires and dips
flashed and glimmered; the sky lights
twinkled merrily; the guests were assembled;
the ball waited to begin.,
Jake Shamberlain, the master of ceremonies,
cleared a space in the middle
cud "called for his fiddlers three."
A board was laid across two barrels,
nnd upon it Jake arrayed his orchestra,
^ivith Brother Bottery, so called^ for
leader. Twang went the fiddles. "Fardners
for a kerdrille!" cried Jake.
Sizznm led off the ball with one of the
Blowsalinds before mentioned. Dancing
is enjoined in the Latter-day church.
They cite Jephthah's daughter and David
dancing by the ark as good scriptural
'authority for the custom.
"Right and leftP cried Jake Shamberlain.
"Forrud the gent! The lady
forrud! Forrud the whole squad! Jerk
pardners! Scrape away, Bottery! Kick
out and no walkin! Prance in, gals!
fiamm ahead, boys! Time, time! All
hands around! Catch a gal and spin
her! Well, that was jest as harnsome a
kerdrille as ever I seed."
And so on with another quadrille,
minuet and quadrille again. But the
subsequent dances were not so orderly as
the first Filled with noise and romping
they frequently ended in wild disorder.
The figures tangled themselves into a
labyrinth, and the music, drowned by
the tumult, ceased to be a clew of escape.
Nor could Jake's voice, half suffocated
by the dust, be heard above the din,
until, having hushed his orchestra, he
had called "Halt!" a dozen times.
In the intervals between the dances
we observed Larrap distributing whisky
to the better class of the emigrants. Sizznm
did not disdain to accept the hospitality
of the stranger. Old Bridger's
liquid stores, now Mormon property and
for sale at the price of Johannisberger,
diminished fast on this festal night.
"Shall we go?" whispered I to Brent
after awhile.
"Not quite yet. Old Bottery announces
that he is going to play a polka.
Fancy a polka here! That will engage
Sizzum after his potations, so that he
will forget our friends,"
"Now, brethren and saints," cried
Jake, "attention for the polky! Pipe
tin. RottervP
| ?x-? * At
the Bound of the creaking polka, a
youth, pale and unwholesome as a
| tailor's apprentice, led out a sister saint,
j Others followed. Some danced teetotum
j fashion. Others bounced clumsily about.
I Around them all stood an applauding
circle. The fiddlers scraped; the dust
flew. Sizzum and Larrap, two bad elements
in combination, stood together,
cheering the -dancers.
"Come," said Brent, "let us get into
purer air and among nobler creatures.
How little we thought," he continued,
"when we were speaking of such scenes
and people as we have just left as a possible
background, what figures would
stand in the foreground!"
"I am glad to be out of that noisy rabble,"
said* I, as we passed from the gate.
"The stars seem to look disdainfully or '
them. I cannot be entertained by that
low comedy, with tragedy sitting beside
our friends' wagon."
"The stars," said Brent bitterly, "are
cold and cruel as destiny. There is
heaven overhead, pretending to be calming
and benignant, and giving n6 help,
while I am thinking in agony what can
be done to save from any touch of shame
or deeper sorrow that noble daughter."
"It is a fine night for a gallop," I repeated.
"There they are. We must keep them
out of the fort, Wade. If you love me,
detain the old man in talk for half an
hour."
"Certainly; half a century, if it will
do any good."
Mr. Clitheroe and his daughter were
walking slowly toward the fort He
appealed to us as we approached.
"I am urging my daughter to join in
the amusements of the evening," said
he. "You know, my dear, that many of
our old Lancashire neighbors still would
be pleased to see you a lady patroness of
their innocent sports and lending your
countenance to their * healthy hilarity.
A little gayety will do you good, I am
jure. This ball may not be elegant, but
it will be cheerful, and of course conducted
with great propriety, since Brother
Sizzum is present. I am afraid he
will miss us and be offended. That
must not be, Ellen dear. We must not
offend Brother Sizzum in any way whatever.
We must consider that his wishes
are sovereign, for is he not the chosen
apostle?"
Brent and I could both have wept to
hear this crazy, senile stuff.
"Pray, father dear," said Miss Clitheroe,
"do not insist upon it. We shall
both be wearied out if we aro up late
after our day's inarch."
It was clearly out of tenderness to him
that she avoided the real objections Bhe
must have to such a sceue.
"It is quite too noisy and dusty for
Miss Clitheroe in the fort," said I, and I
took his arm. "Come, sir, let us walk
about and have a chat in the open air."
I led him off, poor old gentleman,
facile under my resolute control. All
he had long ago needed was a firm man
friend to take him in hand and be his
despot, but the weaker ho was the less
he could be subject to his daughter. It
is the feeble, unmasculine men who fight
most petulantly against the influence
and power of women.
"Well, Mr. Wade," said he, "perhaps
you are right. We have only to fancy
this the terrace outside the chateau, and
it is as much according to rule to promenade
here as to stifle in the ballroom.
You are very kind, gentlemen, both, to
prefer our society to the entertainment
inside. Certainly Brother Bottery's violin
is not like one of our modern bands,
but when I was your age I could dance
j to anything and anywhere, i suppose
young men see so much more of the
world now that they outgrow those fancies
sooner."
So we walked on, away from the harsh
sonndaof the ball. Brent dropped behind,
talking earnestly with the lady.
CHAPTER m
| He turned sadly around to look at his
' daughter.
Mr. Clitheroe grew more and mor<
communicative as we wandered aboul
over the open. I drew from him, 01
rather, with few words of guidance now
and then, let him impart his history,
He seemed to feel that he had an explanation
to offer.
"We belong," he said, "to the oldesl
gentry of England. We have been liv
iqg at Clitheroe hall, and where the hal
now stands, for centuries. Our family
'history goes back into the prehistoric
f times. We have never been very fa
mous; we have always sustained otu
dignity. We might have had a dozer
peerages; but we were too much on the
side of liberty, of free speech and free
thought to act with the powers that be,
"There was never a time, until my
day, when one of us was not in parlia
ment for Clitheroe. Clitheroe had twc
members, and one of the old family that
gave its name to the town and got for it
its franchises was always chosen .without
contest.
"It is a lovely region, sir, where the
town of Clitheroe and the old manor
house of my family stand?the fairest
part of Lancashire. If you have only
seen, as you say, the flat country about
Liverpool and Manchester, you do not
know at all what Lancashire can do in
scenery. "WfiJT,'there is Pendle hill; it
might better be called a mountain. Pendie
hill rises almost at my doorstep at
the door of Clitheroe hall. Pendle hill,
sir, is eighteen hundred and odd feet
high. And a beautiful hill it is, 1
talked of the Wind River mountaiuf
this afternoon; they are very fine, but 1
never should have learned to love height*
if my boyhood had not been trained by
the presence of Pendle hill.
"And there is the Ribble too. A lovely
- ' t-'ll- V ?
river coming rrom me mus?aucu ?
stream as I have not seen on this continent
I do not wish to make harsh
comparisons, bat yonr Mississippi and
Missouri are more like ditches than
rivers, and as to the Platte, why, sir, if
seems to me no better than a chain ol
mud pools. But the Ribblo is quite another
thing. I suppose I love it more
because I have dabbled in it a boy, and
bathed in it a man, and have seen it
flow on always a friend, whether I was
rich or poor. Nature, sir, does not look
coldly on a poor man as humanity docs.
The river Ribble and Pendle hill have
been faithfnl to me?they and my dear
Elllen, always.
"Perhaps I tiro you with this chat," he
said.
"Oh, nor replied I. "I should be a
poor American if I did not love to hear
of Mother England everywhere and always."
"I almost fear to talk about home?
our old home, I mean?to my dear child.
She might grow a little homesick, you
know, and how could she understand, sc
young and a woman, too, that duty
makes exile needful? Of course I do not
mean to suggest that we deem our nevp
home in the Promised Land an exile."
And here he again gave the same anxj
ions look I had before observed, as if he
dreaded I had the power to dissolve an
unsubstantial illusion.
"I wish I had thought," he continued,
"to show you, when you were at tea, a
picture of Clitheroe Hall I have. It if
my daughter Ellen's work. She has a
genius for art, really a genius. We have
been living in a cottage near there,
where she could see the hall from her
window?dear old place! and she has
made a capital drawing of it"
"Yon had left it?" I asked. He had
paused, commanded by his melancholy
recollections.
"Oh, yes! Did I not tell you about
my losses? I was a rich man and prosperous
once. I kept open house, sir, in
my wife's lifetime. She was a great
beauty. My dear Ellen is like her, but
she has no beauty?a good girl and
daughter, though, like all young people,
she has a juvenile wish to govern?but
no beauty. Perhaps she will grow handsome
when we grow rich again."
"Few women are so attractive as Miss
Clitheroe," I said boldly enough.
"I have tried to be a good father tc
her, sir. She should have had diamonds
and pearls, and everything that younj
ladifts want, if I had succeeded. Bui
you ought to have seen Clitheroe Hall,
sir, iu its best days. Such oaks as I had
in my park I One of those oaks is noticed
in Evelyn's Silva. One day, a
great many years ago, I found a young
man sitting under that oak writing
verses. I was hospitable to him, and
gave him luncheon, which he ate with a
very good appetite, if he was a poet. 1
did not ask his name; but not three
months after I received a volume oi
poems, with a sonnet among them,
really very well done?very well done
indeed?inscribed to the Clitheroe oak,
The volume, sir, was by Mr. Wordsworth,
quite one of our best poets in hif
way, the founder of a new school."
"A very pleasant incident!"
"Yes, indeed. The poet was fortunate,
was he not? But if you are fond
of pictures, I should have liked to show
you my Vandykes. We had the famous
Clitheroe Beauty, an earl's daughter,
maid of honor to Queen Henrietta Maria.
She chose plain Hugh Clitheroe before
all the noblemen of the court?we Clitheroes
have always been fortunate in that
way. I said plain Hugh, but he was ae
handsome a cavalier as ever wore rapier.
He might have been an earl himself, but
he took the part of liberty and was
killed on the Parliament side at Edgemoor.
I had his portrait, too, a Vandyke,
and one of the best pictures he
ever painted, ns I believe is agreed by
connoisseurs. You should have seen the
white horse, sir, in that picture?full of
gentleness and spirit, and worthy the
handsome cavalier just ready to mount
him."
As the old gentleman talked of his
heroic ancestor, a name not unknown to
history, he revived a little and I saw an
evanescent look of his daughter's vigor
in his eye. It faded instantly. He
sighed and went on.
"I should almost have liked to live in
those days. It is easier to die for a holy
cause than to find one's way along
through life. I have found it pretty
hard, sir?pretty hard?and I hope my
day of peace is nearly come."
How could I shatter his delusion and
thunder in his ear that .this hope was a
lie?
"I had a happy time of it," he continued,
"till after my Ellen's birth, and
I ought to be thankful for that. I had
my dear wife and hosts of friends?so I
thought them. To be sure I spent too
much money, and sometimes had rather
too gay an evening over the claret at my
old oak dining table. But that was
harmless pleasure, sir. I was always a
kind landlord. I never could turn out a
tenant nor arrest a poacher. I suppose
I was too kind. I might better have
saved some of the money I gave to my
people in beef and beer on holidays. But
it made them happy. I like to see everybody
happy. That was my chief pleasure.
The people were very poor in England
then, sir?not that they are not poor
now?and I used to he very glad when a
good old English holiday or a birthday
gave me a chance to give them a little
festival."
I could imagine him the gentle, genial
host. Fate should have left him there ir
the old hall, dispensing frank hospitality
all his sunny days and bland seasons
through, lunching young poets, and
showing his Vandykes with proper prid(
to strangers. His story carried truth or
its face. In fact, the man was .'ill tin
while an illustration of his own tale
Every tone and phrase convicted him oi
his own character.
' It sometimes makes me a little mel
ancholy," he continued, "to speak o
those happy days. Not that I regret tin
result I havo at bust attained! Ah, no
Cut the process was a hard one. I hav<
Buffered, sir, suffered greatly on my wa;
to the peace and confidence I have at
tained."
"You havo attained these?" I said.
"Yes; thank God and this Latter-da;
revelation of his truth! I used to thin]
5 rather carelessly of religion in these
t times. I suppose it is only the contact
r with sin and sorrow that teaches a man
r to look from the transitory to the eternal.
Shade makes light precious, as an
artist would say. I was brought up, you
know, sir, in the Church of England, but
t when I t>egan to think its formalism
wearied me. I could not understand
I whatseeined to me then the complex
r machinery of its theology. I thought,
5 sir, as no doubt many people of the
poetic temperament and little experience
think, th.it God deals with men without
[ go betweons; that he acts directly on l;ho
, character by the facts of nature and the
5 thoughts in every soul.
"It was not until I grow old and
r sad that I began to feel tho need
of something distinct and tangible
> to rest my faith upon, and even
; then, sir, I was skeptical of the
; need of revelations and Messiahs
and #iniracles, until I learned through
the testimony of living witnesses?
I yea, oi living wimcoowj?UU, n?,u
things have come in the Latter-day.
. Yes,' sir, the facta of what you call Mor!
monism, its miracles, its revelations.
which do not cease, and its new Mes'
aiah, have proved to me the necessity of
other like supernatural systems in tho
past and given me faitL in their ovi'
dences, which before Beemed scanty."
"Ah! Did Mother Church of England!"
I though t, "could you do no better by
! your sod than this? Whose fault is "his
credulity? How is it that he needs phe|
nomena to give him faith in truth?"
"But I have not told you," the old
( gentleman went on, "about my disasters.
Perhaps you are getting tired of
my prattle, sir?my old man's talk. I
am really not so very old, if my hair is
thin and my beard gray?barely fifty,
and after this journey I expect to be
quite a boy again. I suppose you were
surprised this afternoon when I spoke of
having worked in a coal mine, were you
: not?"
I The old man seemed to have some little
pride in this singularity of fortune.
( I expressed the proper interest in such a
change of destiny.
"You shall hear how it happened," ho
' said. "You remember?no, you are too
young to remember, but you have heard
how we all went mad about mills and
mines in Lancashire some twenty years
ago."
"Yes," said I, "it was then that si;eam
i and cotton began to understand each
other, and coal and negroes became important."
"What a'panic of speculation we all
* 4 M
rusnea into in ijancasmrei utuu wb uiu
gentleman. "We all felt, we gentlemen,
that we were mere idlers, not doing onr
duty, as England expects every man to
do, unless we were bnilding chimneys
( or digging pits. We were all either
grabbing down in the bowels o 1 the
earth for coal, or rearing great chimneys
ap in the air to burn it I really 'dunk
most of ns began to like smoke letter
than bine sky; certainly it tasted sweeter
| to ns than oar good old English fog.
"Well, sir," continued he, "I wa3 like
my neighbors. I mnst dabble in milling
and mining. I was willing to be. richer.
Indeed, as soon as I began to speculate I
J thought myself richer. I spent more
money. I went deeper into my opera'
tiona. One can throw a great treasure
into a coal mine without seeing any re1
turn, and can send a great volume of
smoke up a chimney before the mill begins
to pay. It is an old story. I will
not tire you with it. I was'all at once a
ruined man."
He paused a moment and looked about
the dim, starlit prairie, with the white
wagors and the low fort in the distance.
"Wisll," Bald he, in the careless, airy
manner which seemed his characteristic
one, "if I had not been rained I should
have staid stupidly at home and never
worked in a coal mine, or traveled on
; the plains, or had the pleasure of meeting
you and your friend here, lit is all
fresh and novel. If it were not for my
, daughter and my duties to the church, I
should take my adventures as lightly as
( you do when your gun misses fire and
, you lose a dinner.
"The thing that troubled me most at
the time of my disasters," he resumed,
"was being defeated for parliament.
[ There had always been a Clitheroe there.
When my father died I took his seat.
k I used to spend freely on elections, but I
thought they sent me because they liked
, me, or for love of the old name. When
I lost my fortune there came a snob, sir,
k and stood against me. He accused me
[ of being a free thinker, as if the Clithj
eroes had not always been liberal! He
s got up a cry and bought votes. My own
tenants, my old tenants, whom I had
feasted out of pure good will a hundred
time*!, turned against me. I lost my
election and my last shilling."
"I! was just then, sir, that my dear
wife died and my dear Ellen was born."
He turned sadly around to look at his
daughter. She was walking at some
[ distance with Brent. The earnest murmur
of their voices came to us through
, the stillness. I felt what my friend
must bo saying in that pleading tone.
"Everything went disastrously with
, me," continued Mr. Clitheroe. "I tried
to recover my fortunes, fairly and honestly,
but it was too late. My Ci-editors
, took the old hall. Hugh Clitberoe in
Harry the Eighth's time built it, on land
; where the family had lived from before
( Egbert. I lost it, sir. The family camo
to an end with me. I found sheriffs
officers making beer rings on my old oak
, dining table. The Vandykes went.
Hugh, of Cromwell's days, was divorced
from his wife, the Beauty. 1 tried to
t keep' them together; but scrubs bought
them and stuck them up in their vulgar
parlors. Sorry business! Sony business!"
"You kept a brave heart tlnough it
all."
"Yes, until they accused me of dishonesty.
That I felt; bitterly, anil everyt
body gave mo the cold shoulder. I could
get nothing to do. There is not much
thai; a broken down gentlemen can do,
but no one would trust me. I grew
poorer than you can conceive. Host all
heart. Men are poor creatures?as a
desolate man finds."
"Not all, I hope," was my protest.
"Truly not all, but the frienck; of prosperity
are birds that come to bo fed and
fly away when the crumbs give out. All
are not base and time serving, but men
are busy and careless, and fancy that
others can always take care of themselves.
I could not beg, sir, bu; it came
nes.r starvation to me in Chris! ian England?to
me and my young daughter,
within a year after my misfortunes,
i Perhaps I was overproud or overvain,
but I grew tired of the slights of people
that had known me in my Ixjl ter days,
, and now dodged me because I was shab,
by and poor. I wanted to get out of
sight of the ungrateful, ungracious
world. The blue sky grew hateful to
me. I must live, or if life was nothing
to me my daughter must not f.tarve. I
had a choico of factory or co;;l mine to
hide myself in. I sank into a coal mine."
"A strange contrast!" I said, after a
pause.
i-- At a. - l. _
) "I am trying to inane mo wnoio History
less dreamy. Each seems unreal?
[ my luxurious lifo at Clitheroe Hall, and
i my troglodyte lifo down in the coal pit.
r Idler and slave; either extreme had its
5 own special unhappiness and unhealthi[
ness."
; How much wisdom there was in the
1 weakness of tho old man's character!
Tho more I talked with him, the more
pitiable seemed his destiny. "Oh, John
f Brent!" I groaned in my heart, "plead
with the daughter as man never pleaded
before. We must save them from tho
f dismal fate before them. And if she
2 cannot master her father, and you, John
! Brent, cannot master her, there is no
3 hope."
f My friend made no sign that he was
- ready to close his interview with the
lady. The noise of tho ball still came to
us with the puffs of the evening wind.
f I prompted tho communicativo old genie
I tleman to renew his storv.
"I have seen the interior of some of
the Lancashire mines; I have read the
blue bcok upon them," I said. "You
must have been in a rough place, with
company as rough."
"It wiis hard for a man of delicate
nurture. But the men liked me. They
were not brutes?not all?if they were
roughs. Brutes get away from places
where hard work is done. My mates
down in the mine made it easy for me.
They called me Gentleman Hugh. I
was rather proud, sir, I confess, to find
myself liked and respected for what I
was, not for what I had. It was a hard
life and a rough life, but it was an honest
life, and my child was too young to
miss what her birth entitled her to.
"It was in our mine that I first knew
of the Latter-day church. For years I
had drudged there, and never thought,
or in fact for myself much cared, to
come out. I had tried the pleasures and
friendships of gay life; they had nothing
new or good to give me. For years I
had toiled, when the first apostle came
out and began to make proselytes to the
faith in our country. They have never
disdained the mean and the lowly. I
tell yon, sir, that we in onr coal pit, and
our brothers in the factories, listened to.
apostles who came across seas and labored'
among ns as if they loved oar
so tils. The false religions and outgrown
religions left ns in the dark; but the trne
light came to us. My mates in the Lancashire
mine joined the church by hundreds.
I was still blind and careless. It
was not until long afterward that the
time for my conversion came.
"As my daughter grew up I felt that I
ought to be by her. I had worked a long
time in the mine, and was known to have
some education. The company gave me
a clerkship in their office, and there I
drudged again for years, asking no help
or favor. It wa3 in another part of the
county from my old residence, where
nobody knew rue. My dear child?she
has always been a good child to me, except
that Bhe sometimes wishes to rule a
little too much?my dear Ellen became
almost a woman, and all I lacked was
the means of giving her the position of
her rank. Education she got herself.
We were not unhappy, she and I together,
lonely as we might be and out of place."
The old gentleman had been talking of
himself in such a cheerful, healthy way j
and shown that he bad borne such a I
brave heart through his troubles that I
began to puzzle myself what could have
again changed his character and made
him the weakling I had recognized in
the interview with Sizzum.
"It is very kind of you," he said, "to
listen to a garrulus old fellow. Your
sympathy is very pleasant, but I must
not test it too far. I will end my long
story presently.
"I supposed myself entirely forgotten,
as I was q uite willing to be. By and by
I was remembered and sought. A far
away kimiman had left me a legacy. It
was enough lor a quiet subsistence for
us two, for Ellen and me. I returned to
the neighborhood of my old home. I
fArin/1 o 'l-iffla era nn fVm Kan Ira nf
Ribble wiitlrin sight of my old friend,
Pendle hilL There we lived."
From this point Mr. Clitheroe's manner
totally changed. His voice grew
peevieh and complaining. All the manly
feeling he had showed in briefly describing
his day laborer's life passed
away. He detailed to me how the new
proprietor at Clitiieroe Hall patronized
him insufferably; how his old neighbors
turned up their noses at him, and insulted
him by condescension. How miserable
he found it to cramp himself and
save shillings in a cottage, with the
house in sight where he had lavished
pounds as lord of the manor! How he
longed to have his daugher as well
dressed as any of the young ladies about
?her inferiors in blood?for no one there
could rival the Clitheroes' lineage. How
he wished himself back in his mine, in
his industrious clerkship, and how timo
hung drearily on his hands, with nothing
to do except to dream of bygone glories.
I saw that he had sighed to be a great
man again and had a morbid sense of
his insignificance, and that this had
made him touchy, and alienated well
meaning [people about him. He spoke
with some triumph of his arguments
with the rector of his parish, who endeavored
to check him when he lent
what influence he had as a gentleman to
get the Mormons a hearing about Clitheroe.
He did not, as he said, as yet feel
any great interest in their doctrines;
but he remembered them with good will
from his coal pit days, and whenever an
emifssary of the faith came by he always
found a friend in Hugh Clitheroe. They
had evidently flattered him. It was
rare, of course, to find a protector among
tho gentry, and they made the most of
the chance.
Poor old man! I could trace the progrets
of his disappointment, and his final
fall into that miserable superstition. He
had been a free thinker; never industrious
or self possessed enough to become
a fundamental thinker. No man
can stand long on nothing?he must
think out a religion or accept a theology.
Now that busy days were over,
and. careless youth gone by, Mr. Clitheroe
began to be uneasy and was ready
to listen to any scheme which promised
peace. If a Jesuit had happened to find
him at this period, Rome would have got
a recruit without difficulty.
Instead of Jesuit Sizzum arrived.
Sizzum was far abler than any of his
Mormon, compeers. He was proselyting
alxiut Clitheroe, where he found it not
difficult to persuade the poor slaves up
in the mill and down in the mine to accept
a faith that offered at once a broad
range on earth and, in good time, a high
seat in heaven.
Sizzum was the guest of the discontented
and decayed gentleman. He saw
the opportunity. There was an old name
and a man of gentle birth to rally followers
about. It would be a triumph
for the Latter-day Saints to marcli away
from Clitheroe, a thousand strong, headed
by the representative of the family
who named the place and had once been
in parliament for it. Here was a proselyte
in a class which no Mormon had
dreamed of approaching. Here, too, was
was some little property. And here was
a beautiful daughter.
I could divine the astute Sizzum's
method and success with his victim, enfeebled
in body and spirit.
By the light of that afternoon's scene,
over the tea, I could comprehend tho
close of Mr. Clitheroe's dreary story and
see how at last Sizzum had got him in
his gripe, property, person and soul.
Did he wish to escape?
No. On! on! ho must go on. Only
some force without himself, interposed,
could turn him aside.
[to hk continued next wkek.]
Out of Employment.?<;I seldom
find anybody out of work except those
who are looking for something that
they are incompetent to perform. A
man who is able to adapt himself to
circumstances and take any job which
offers is never out of employment, and
it is only for a short time at most that
lie is obliged to do anything that is
really beneath his ability. As soon as
he demonstrates to his employer his
fitness for a higher position, he is sure
to be nromoted. Those who aspire to
something above their ability, however,
are very numerous. Many of these
are actually ignorant of the fact that
they are unqualified for the kind of
work they are seeking. It would be a
mercy to many such men if some one
would tell them kindly that their search
is vain, because other men are better
qualified to perform the duty they aspire
to than themselves, and will therefore
be preferred. There is many a
man who would make an excellent porter
that fritters away his life as a lame
excuse for a book-keeper."?Business.
ISPB" It is said that there is a doctor by
the name of Miller in nearly every town
in Missouri.
piscfltaticflus ?Mittg.
THE BOY WAS RIGHT.
They came into a restaurant, a man
and a boy. The former wore the air
of a business man out for his noonday
lunch, and as it was Saturday, it was
easy to guess the boy was taking half
his holiday helping in the office.
The man sat with his preoccupied
air while waiting to be served, and
answered the boy's questions in an
absent-minded way which showed that
he had not thrown business cares off.
The boy chatted about this, snickered
about that, fumbled his knife and
fork until he dropped them, and eyed
every waiter who passed with a quizzical
stare at the contents of his tray.
And the manner of their eating was
as different as the manner of their
waiting. The man hustled his food
down his throat as if he neither enjoyed
it at the time nor expected to later.
The boy took time to arrange his
side dishes to his own notion, those he
liked best nearest to hand, and then
went to work leisurely to take a sip of
this, a taste of that, or to season another
to suit. He may have taken
large mouthfiiil* boys will?but he
took plenty of time to talk between
bites?boys will also do that. The
father filled his mouth and washed the
food down with scalding hot coffee.
The boy got his coffee sugared and
creamed just to suit him, and then let
it stand and cool off while he was
eating. The father finished with lemon
custard pie and gave his mouth a
swipe with the napkin in precisely
nine and three quarter minutes from
the time he "broke ground" on his
cold roast beef, while the boy had only
just cleverly laid aside his soup spoon
and was working along towards the
best parts of his chicken potpie.
"Can't wait for you, Fred," said the
father impatiently, after noting the
progress of the boy and looking at his
watch : "I'll go on to the post office
and stop in as I come back," and he
went to pile a fresh load of responsibility
on his mind while his stomach
was groaning under a load of badly
chosen food, hastily bolted under unfavorable
conditions. When he came
in, five minutes later, the boy sat with
knife and fork on a standstill between
apple-roll and rice-pudding and kept
the impatient man of business waiting
two whole minutes longer while he
finished it and drank his coffee.
"Pretty good lunch, papa," he said
cheerily.
"Stuff and rubbish," growled the
| man. "Always sets like lead.
Afraid he won't be the man for busi,
ness his father is, doctor," to a friend
I sitting at a table near by.
I "There's where Mr. Blank is wrong,"
remarked the doctor to his companion
j after the others hud gone out of hear|
ing, "and the boy is right. If he keeps
I 011 eating that way he'll be an active,
clear-headed business man ten years
longer than his father will ever wear
with his boaconstrictor style of eating.
No, the boy is right."?Detroit Free
Press.
YOUTH AND CRI3IE.
A very large proportion of the criminal
offenses brought to the notice of
the courts consists of those committed
by boys, or young men under the age
of twenty-five years. In many cases
the crimes are the result of the influence
of elder criminals, or are committed
without a realization of the great
wrongfulness of the act. Sometimes,
however, the criminal instinct is strong
in even immature youths.
A boy of 15 years of age, who was
brought before me a few years ago,
was convicted of a high degree of robbery,
and it appeared that in other
cases he had been guilty of similar
offenses, but on account of his extreme
youth had escaped punishment. He
took part with older men in assaulting
citizens on the street and taking property
from their persons. The managers
of the House of Refuge, to which
institution I committed the boy, refused
to receive him because of his
previous crimes and the bad influence
which he exerted upon other inmates.
I was unwilling to send him either to
the penitentiary or the State prison on
account of his youth, and because I
felt certain that association with older
criminals would only render him more
hardened and vicious in his career.
He was detained in the city prison for
many months and finally discharged.
Other instances of the early depravity
of members of the criminal class have
come to my attention.
The fact that so many crimes are
committed by persons of immature
years, however sad it may be, proves
that, to some extent at least, the penalties
of the criminal law are effective
in preventing crime. Young men who
have had their first experience in a
reforming or penal institution either
learn caution, and do not again expose
themselves to conviction of serious
offenses, or become convinced
that honest employment at some laborious
occupation is, after all, more
profitable than a criminal career, with
liability to detection and severe punishment.
Some, of course, of the young
offenders continue their lives of crime
and become professional criminals.
The number of professional criminals
is, however, smaller than is ordinarily
supposed.?Circuit Judge in Scribner's
I Magazine.
REGARDING LATE HOURS.
"Whatever other lessons I may teach
my sous," said a sensible woman,
"there is one bit of instruction that
will not be forgotten, and that is, to
go home at reasonable hours. There
are moro scandals, more annoyances
and more damaged reputations caused
by late callers than any one social
mistake in the world. A gentleman
calls upon a lady. He enjoys her soi
cicty, and presumably she enjoys his,
or she would not invite him. When
the hour grows late he does not incline
to go, and the lady scarcely feels like
hinting that his absence is desirable,
and so lie stays. Possibly he hints
that it is time he was going, when she,
for courtesy's sake, says : 'Oh, it's not
very late yetand although she most
, ardently wishes that he would leave,
j he settles himself for another hour's
j chat, and remains until there is no
possible excuse for longer delay. Xine
times out of ten the lady suffers some
annoyance in consequence of such a
protracted call, and the gentleman also
suffers in the esteem of right-minded
persons."
One of the most philosphical of modern
society men recently said: "If
men knew enough to go home at
1 *1...,,,. .,.^.,,1/1 nrtf Kn nnp
| proper iiunis nivii; HWUIU uu? v,..~
I scandal where now there are ten.
; And they can say what they please, it
i is not the fault of the woman. No
, woman likes to send a man home, but
j if he hasn't sense enough to go of his
i own accord she should do it and save
| herself endless annoyance, and possibly
' open disgrace.
"Young women who live with their
parents are less likely to be annoyed in
this way than those who are dependj
cut on themselves and lead more inde'
pendent lives. The fact of existing
j natural guardianship is in itself a proi
tection, for a big brother or father is
| sometimes an uncomfortable adversary.
"But it is the friendless girl who is
; the victim of such indiscretion. Men
i call themselves the stronger sex, and
should, therefore, be the guardians of
all women, especially those who are
i young, weak, or defenseless. The man
who takes advantage of a woman beI
cause he can is a coward, and not
j worthy of the name of man.
| u3Iy sons have from their earliest
cmianooa oeen laugnt taut an wumcu
and girls are to be respected, and that
they as boys and men should act toward
them in such a way that no one
can be scandalized by their conduct."
?Exchange.
ALL HER BEAUTY WAS GONE.
"The ugliest woman I ever saw,"
said the recounter, "was a Cuban, and
she was so ugly that it was really painful
to look at her."
"It takes the exception to prove the
rule," said his vis-a-vis. "Tell us
about her."
"She was a woman of the humblest
class, and it was at Havana that I first
saw her, tethered to a goat that she
was herding among the stubble of the
sugar-cane. Her husband was a charcoal-burner,
and when I first saw Estella,
I wondered how any man living
could have married such a caricature."
"Love goes where it is sent," said
one of the after-dinner crowd.
"Yes, and the charcoal-burner married
for love. But he never would
have won Estella if a dreadful providence
had not favored him. The
Cubana had once been the most beautiful
girl in Havana, and as good as
she was beautiful. Her eyes were
big and black, her skin a glowing'
olive, and her hair a mass of blueblack
silk. That is what an old dame
told me with much Spanish lingo.
Her father was a bodigero?a man
who kept a wine-cellar. The girl's
mother was dead. One night her
father went home drunker than usual
and turned her out of doors?"
"Brute!" exclaimed one of the party,
with that quick sympathy that the
sorrows of beauty always arouse.
"She did not go to her lover, nor
did she fly to the refuge of some adobe
roof where she had friends. She simply
pillowed her head upon the gray
donkey that had been her friend and
playmate from childhood, where he
slept against the tumble-in thatched
roof of the pen in the chaparral, prayed
to the Black Madonna, and slept
soundly like a child in the moonlight."
"And the brigands came and carried
her off to their fastness ?" suggested
one of the party.
"Nothing of the kind. When her
pillow, the little donkey, rolled over in
the morning she arose another person.
She ran into the house and her father
screamed, 'Santa Maria!' and drove
her out as a stranger. She had slept
in the Cuban moonlight, the fairest
moonlight in the world, but as deadly
as the shadow of the upas tree. Her
face was drawn out of all shape resembling
a human being. It was the
horrible, distorted mask that I saw,
with the features of an imbecile. Her
father drove her from him with curses,
but the lover with whom she coquetted
married her at once, and they told me
he had made her a good husband.
"But you will hear the Cuban mother
calling her young daughter into the
house when the full moon is flooding
the halconies with its silver lieht, and
the light seems made for lovers to
wander in, for everybody there knows
the story of Estella."
HOW CITIZENS ARE MADE.
Judge Bischoff was making citizens
of a batch of aliens in the court of
common pleas yesterday, and among
the lot was a number of King Humbert's
subjects, "What kind of a government
is this ?" the judge asked one
of the swarthy Italians. "Georga
Wash'! Georga Wash'!" the man exclaimed
enthusiastically, and with an
air of conviction, almost before the
judge had completed the question.
"Yes, I know," said Judge Bischoff,
"but what kind of a government do we
have in this country ?" The emigrant
from Italy looked blankly out of the
dingy window towards the Federal
building, but said nothing. "Don't,
you know what kind of a government
this is ?" persisted the judge. There
was a painful silence for a few seconds,
and then one of his countrymen
prompted the would-be citizen, so that
he answered : "Si, si, Republicana!"
"Who make the laws ?" continued
the judge.
"Georga Wash', Georga Wash', answered
the future voter.
Judge Bischoff persisted, and finally,
after considerable coaching, the man
told the court that "de peep" make
the laws.
The next subject was a Russian with
a name a yard long. "What kind of a
government is this ?" asked the judge.
There was about as much expression
in the man's face as there is in the side
of a barn, and he looked at the judge
without answering. "Don't you know
what kind of a government this is ?"
continued Judge Bischoff. The question
did not produce the slighest effect
on the candidate for citizenship.
His face remained unchanged, and in
the belief that he did not understand
English, the question was interpreted
to him in his own language. The only
effect that it had was to cause him to
shrug his shoulders slightly and look
duller than ever, if possible. Half-adozen
more questions were put to him,
with results such as followed the first
question, but he became a citizen nevAttfUftlooo
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A Strange Trade.?On n sidewalk
stand in Vesey street, just below
Church, a shrewd little Irishman keeps
a queer stock of second-hand and damaged
articles. It is about the most
heterogeneou collections imaginable.
The greatest thing on the stand today
when I passed was a job lot of secondhand
artificial teeth.
"Great Scott!" exclaimed an oldwomau
who happened to glance at the
heap, "I wonder if he thinks any
person would ever buy these teeth after
being worn by other people ?"
I was also anxious to find out why
the teeth were lying there, and asked
the owner of the stand.
"Those teeth are for sale, my dear
sir," answered the man. "Would you
like to look at a set?"
When informed that I did not want
to purchase, but was curious to know J
if any person ever bought second-hand
artificial teeth, the proprietor smiled.
"Yes ; at times I sell a great many
sets of these teeth. Where I mostly
get them is at pawnbroker's sales. I
buy them for ten, twenty or thirty
cents, and sell them sometimes for $3.
I have had old men and old woman?
poor people, of course?walk up to
my stand, pick out a set, examine
them, try them, and immediately pur- I
chase saying that they were fitted bet- !
ter than a dentist could suit them.
An old man purchased a set from
me last winter and he was so well
pleased with them that he brought his
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none at the time and lie promised to
call this week. A person might as well
save a few dollars in buying teeth as
in any other way. Take them home,
wash them and they are just as good
as new; in fact, hotter, for they have
been 'broken in.' "?New York Telegram.
How the Musical Scale was Invented.?How
was the musical scale
first invented? That query, which
has troubled the theorists of all lands,
and has had its answer hitherto only
in mystifying speculations and unintelligible
theories, the Chinese will
reply to by a legend most ingenious
and most appropos, which they hold [
oilers a complete explanation of the
mystery. In the reign of Hoang-ty,
' they say, there was once a prince,
called Lyng-lun, who was the most
beautiful man and at the same time
the most profound musician in China.
He, under pain of a severe penalty by
the order loving emperor, was commanded
to arrange and regulate Chi
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whereon Hoang-ty had arranged law
and politics throughout the Chinese
empire.
Full of thought Lyng-lun wandered
to the land of Si-jaung, where the bamboos
grow. Having taken one of them
he cut it pff between two of the
knots, and pushing out the pith blew
into the hollow. The bamboo utterered
a most beautiful note to Lynglun's
intense surprise. Simultaneously
the river Hoang-ho, which ran
boiling by, roared with its waves, and
the tone was in unison with the note
of the bamboo. "Behold," cried Lynglun,
"the fundamental sound of nature
!" Two magical birds then came
and perched themselves upon some
trees near, and sang one after the other
the seven notes of the scale, starting
from the tone which had been roared
by the Hoang-ho and warbled by the
bamboo.
Here is a scale, say the Chinese, at
once intelligible, inimitable and easily
revealed. Lyng-lun had merely to cut
seven more bamboos and tuned them
to the pitches he had heard, and the
scale was made. This he did; and
thus was the art of music inaugurated
.and-.founded by Hoangity's court .musician
on a firm and unalterable basis.
It's Worry That Kills.?It is not
the work, but the worry which kills.
There is no tonic for the body like
regular work of the mind, though this is
unfortunately not often appreciated
or not allowed by tbe physicians to
whom anxious mothers take their
growing children. There is nothing
so sure to steady the nerves of the
fretful and excitable child as regular
school work in the hands of a real
teacher. Many a child who is celebrated
for dangerous fits of temper at
home becomes entirely transformed
under the influence of such a school,
till its nearest relations would not recognize
it if they would ever take the
time and trouble to visit the schoolroom.
I do not mean a school-room
full of competitive examination, of
"marks, "and of irrelevant inducements
to make the child commit to memory
a mass of unrelated and undigested
facts. I mean one where, without any
inducement but the natural desire for
knowledge, wfiich is all-sufficient with
any American child, if it be rightly
directed, you find steady and wellordered
labor, without haste, though
not without rest, and honest, thorough,
pleasurable work. We may learn a
lesson from this fact?for it is no theory?of
the effect of regular work on
our tired nerves, and wise shall we
be if we apply it. Even the most consistent
homeopathic physician could
not object to this kind of tonic, though
he would tell you, and truly, that tonics
are worse than of no use for overworked
nerves.?Exchange.
"The Blue Hen's Chickens."?
Everybody knows that the natives of
Delaware are called the "Blue Hen's
Chickens," but not one in a hundred
can tell why they are so called. The
epithet is said to have had its origin in
the following:
One of Delaware's most gallant fighters
of the Revolution was a Captain
Caldwell, who was notorious for his
fondness for cock fighting. He drilled
his men admirably, they being known
throughout the army as "Caldwell's
game cocks." This same Caldwell
held to the peculiar theory that no
cock-was really game unless its mother
was a blue hen. As the months wore
away Caldwell's men became known
as the "Blue Hen's Chickens," a title
which only increased their respect for
the old game cock captain. The nickname
became famous, and after the
close of the war was applied indiscriminately
to all natives of the "Diamond
State."?St. Louis Republic.
VST Daniel Webster, when in full
practice, was employed to defend the
will of Roger Perkins, of Hopkinton.
A physician had made affidavit that
the testator was struck with death
when he signed the will. Webster
subjected his testimony to a most thorough
examination, showing, by quoting
medical authorities, that doctors
disagree as to the precise moment when
a dying man is struck with death, some
affirming that it is at the commencement
of the disease, others at its climax
and others still affirming that we begin
to die as soon as we are born. "I
should like to know," said Mr. Sullivan,
the opposing counsel, "what doctor
maintains that theory?" "Dr.
Watts," said Mr. Webster, with great
gravity:
The moment we begin to live
We all begin to die.
The reply convulsed the court and
audience with laughter.
10?" Cyrus W. Field said a few days
since: "I don't see why the chances
for young men are not as good now as
ever. It is true much is done by com
binations of capital, still, the field is
larger and the possibilities are fully as
great. As to my advice to young men,
I would say: Stick to what you undertake.
Be punctual in your appointments,
be honest and bo brief. Remember
that time is money and that
brevity and punctuality are among the
best elements of success. I don't believe
in long business letters. There
is no business so important that you
can't put the whole of it on one sheet
of paper. I have cultivated brevity
throughout my life and I think it has
. paid me to do so. I believe in early
rising and I find that my brain works
best between the hours of 6 and 8 in
the morning."
Choosing a Business.?There are
a great many kinds of business and
some of them are too mean for decent
people. Every man who produces
something?something that the world
needs?is a public benefactor. So
every man who does something that
the world needs to have done is a public
benefactor. But any man whose
business makes the world any worse
than it was before can not be such a
business man as he ought to be. The
first thing, then, is to choose a business
that shall make the world better,
not worse. Perhaps you may not thus
choose the business which will make
make you rich the quickest; but, nevertheless,
you will have chosen as you
ought to choose.
1'OISTS tUK UIKIA 1 UUI Juuuiti in
your best friend.
Tell the pleasantcst things you knowwhen
at meals.
Do not expect your brother to be as
dainty as a girl.
Have nothing to do with girls who
snub their parents.
Exercise, and never try to look as
if you were in delicate health.
Introduce every new acquantancc to
( your mother as soon as possible.
Don't think it necessary to get married.
There is plenty of room for old
maids, and they arc often happier than
wives.?Drake's Magazine.
fl?1* Three things to admire?intellectual
power, dignity, and gracefulness.
Three things to love?courage, gentleness,
and allection.
Three things to hate?cruelty, arroi
gance, and ingratitude.
Three things to delight in?frank|
ness, freedom, and beauty.
; Three things to wish for?health,
friends, and a cheerful spirit.
Three things to avoid?idleness, loi
quacity, and flippant jesting,
j Three things to pray for?faith,
peace, and purity of heart.
Three things to contend for?honor,
I country, and friends.