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Humorous Department.
Not Called to Preach.?An exchange
relates the following good stories of candidates
who thought they had received calls
to preach the gospel:
A ybung man of African descent offered
himself to the church as a minister, stating
that he had a dream in which he plainly
saw G. P. C. in large letters, which he interpreted
to mean go and preach Christ. A
venerable brother who did not have a very
exalted view of his young brother's qualifications
spiritually or mentally, said he did
not doubt the vision and the letters, but his
interpretation of G. P. C. meant to go plow
corn and go pick cotton. That settled the
matter and the church advised the young
aspiraht for ministerial honors to follow the
vision as interpreted by the venerable
brother.
A good many years ago John Smith, familiarly
called "Raccoon John," was pastor
of a church in eastern Kentucky. A halfwitted
enthusiast applied for license to
preach, and all the persuasions and efforts
of the deacons and members failed to induce
him to abandon the idea. He honestly
believed he was called. The church was
sorely perplexed when the pastor arrived
on his monthly visit. When the matter
was stated to him, he advised the brethren
to let it come up in conference. At the
proper time, the young man, who happened
to have very large feet, presented himself
as a candidate for the ministry. "My young
brother," said the preacher, "if I prove by
the Bible that you are not called to preach,
will you withdraw your application?"
"Yes," he answered without hesitation.
Opening the Book at Romans, x:5, Mr.
Smith read: "How beautiful are the feet of
those who preach the gospel of peace."
Pointing to the pair of number twelves before
him, he added, "your feet can not be
called beautiful, brother." The argument
wa3 conclusive and had the desired effect.
?
a?* The other day Judge Neokelson went
a fishing. Becoming tired and hungry, on
#his way home he stopped at a cabin near
the roadside and thus addressed an old negro
man who came to the gate :
"How are you, old man ?"
"Po'ly, sah ; how is it wid yerse'f?"
"I am hot, hungry, dusty and thirsty;
can you do anything for me ?"
"No, sah."
"Can't you give me some water ?"
"No, sah."
"I see you have a well back there."
"Yes, de well's dar."
"Then why can't I get some water?"
"Look er heah, Jedge. Yerse'f thinks
dat I doan know yer, but I does. I wuz er
witness in yer cout' de uder week, an' yer
let one o' dem lawyers cross-question me
an' ketch me in er lie. Dat wa'nt no way
to treat er stranger in de town. Yas, sah,
sot right dar an' let dat blame lawyer buze
me like I wan't a citizen o' dis heah county.
Ise had it in fur yer eber since dat time an'
I wants to tell yer whut's er fack, el yer
gits any water outen dat well it'll be airter
yer's had de hardest fight er white man
eoer naa."?Arkansas Traveler.
The Old Judge's Second Marriage.?
An old farmer of Shelby county, a life-long
friend and admirer of the judge, met him
some time since on the road as he was returning
home from his law office in the city.
The judge knowing his friend's proneness
to talk out in meeting when John Barleycorn
was at the helm, retreated into a portion
of the coach occupied by a number of
ladies, but the old man followed him, and,
standing in the aisle, addressed the judge
as follows:
"Judge, I want to live 2,000 years."
"What for?" asked the judge.
"Well," said the old granger, "I want to
vote for you for Governor of Tennessee every
two years for 2,000 years."
"But," replied the judge, "I do not wish
to live that long unless my wife can be
with me all the time."
The old man studied a moment, and a
bright idea seemed to strike him by way of
compromise:
"Well, Judge, said he, let's give the old
woman 1,800 years. You'll want to marry
again, anyhow, you know."?Louisville
(Tenn.) lleporler.
A Considerable Difference.?An Alexandria
woman's husband had been given
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and the neighbor women were discussing
the matter.
"So Mrs. Bander's husband has got a job
at the Capitol, I hear," said one.
"Yes, so they tell me."
"What was it?"
"A Senator, I think they said."
"No, not a Senator," said the other, in a
tone of superior wisdom, "a janitor you're
thinkin' about."
"Well, it was a Senator or janitor or somethin'
like that, I couldn't jest ketch, when
they was tellin' me."?Washington Critic.
Buying a Tombstone at Wholesale
Rates.?A man with his fourth wife leaning
sorrowingly on his arm went into a
marble yard to get gravestones for his three
departed loves. Marble is always dear, but
to him the price was beyond question, and
when he got the gravestone man down to
the lowest cent, turned, and looking mournfully
on his wife, lugubriously said : "Won't
you give me four for that price?"?Penny
Press.
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It Has That Effect.?Three weeks
ago an Indiana man taught his dog, a very
finely-bred, well-behaved setter, to chew
tobacco. Now the dog comes into the
house by the back door, never scrapes his
leei uu me mat, iievet gees tu eiiuieu, is
careless at his meals, gets burrs in his tail,
goes with a lower grade of dogs, and it is
feared that he is beginning to take an interest
in politics.?Burdette.
He Had Come Within One op It.?
Here's the latest small-boy story, told at a
Washington dinner the other night. The
new rector gazed mildly at the small boy in
the Sunday school and says: "My dear little
fellow, have you read the thirty-nine articles?"
"No," rejoined the small boy,
"but I've read the Forty Thieves."
J6T "What did you do the first time you
got into battle?" said a young lady to an
old soldier. "Of course you didn't run!"
"Oh, no, I didn't run, miss; not at all.
But if I had been going for a doctor, aud
you had seen me, you would have thought
somebody was awful sick."
flap* It is stated that 10,000 Chicago families
are without the Bible; but the Chicago
people explain this by saying that one is
called rarely upon to testify more than a
few times during his life and then the court j
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iuruisucs me necessary uucuiueuis.? irw \
Judge.
I?" An Irishman who was sleeping all
night with a negro, had his face blackened j
by a practical joker. Starting off in a hurry j
in the morning, he caught sight of himself i
in a mirror; puzzled, he stopped and gazed, j
finally exclaimed: "Begorra, they have:
woke the wrong man!"?Exchange.
Xgr "Mercy!" exclaimed Mrs. Homespun, J
when she read in the paper that Jay Gould
made ten centsevery time the clock ticked ;:
"I should think he'd be worried to death
for fear the clock would run down."? lios-*.
ton Transcript. '
Miscellaneous Reading.
THE SABBATH-SCHOOL CAUSE.
SABBATH-SCHOOL COSVESTION OF BETHEL
PRESBYTERY.
Rock Hill, S. C., Wednesday-Friday, July 38-30.
The object of this convention is to awaken
throughout the Presbytery a deeper interest
in this most important cause.
It is held by an order of Bethel Presbytery
and under its care. Delegates from all
our churches and Sabbath-schools are earnestly
requested to attend. Superintendants
of schools and ministers of the Presbytery
are ex officio members. Each school,
on/1 church hnviiM' nn school is re
quested to send one delegate.
Appropriate topics will be discussed. The
speakers designated arc expected to make
special preparation, and to open the discussions,
after which the questions will be
open for general debate. Speeches will be
limited to ten and to five minutes.
programme.
Wednesday Night, 8.30 o'clock?Devotional?sermon
by Rev. R. Martin; subject,
the Sunday-school in its relations to the
church and the family. Enrollment and
organization. Singing, prayer and benediction.
Thursday, 1) A. M. to 1 P. M.?Devotional
exercises !o minutes. Topics for discussion
: (1) The true nature and design of
the Sunday-school?Rev. W. (?. Neville,
Rev. T. R. English ; (2) What should be
taught??Rev. R. A. Webb, Rev. J). E.
Jordan; (3) Methods of instruction?Rev.
W. B. Jennings, Rev. J. P. Marion; (4)
How to secure the regular attendance of
teachers and scholars?Rev. J. S. White,
Rev. L. R. McCormick; (5) The Query Box.
The object of this is tp afford members an
opportunity of asking in writing any question
in reference to the Sunday-school work,
which questions are to be collected at the
close of the morning session and referred
to a special committee for answers at an
appointed hour. Recess.
? e<o 4.,. /
owmua, o iu u u tiuutv?j^cvotional
exercises 15 minutes. Topics: (1)
The superintendent and his duties?Rev.
M. R. Kirkpatrick, Rev. J. L. McLin; (2)
The teacher and his duties?Rev. James H.
Thornwell, Rev. J. A. Wilson ; (3) The pupil
; classification, methods of study, Ac.,?
Col. A. R. Ranks, Hon. W. H. Stewart; (4)
Teachers' meetings, how to conduct them?
Rev. J. C. McMullen, W. R. Thompson,
Esq. Recess.
Night Session, 8 to 10 o'clock?Address
on work among Seamen, by Rev. A. J.
Witherspoon. Rrief and stirring speeches
on Sunday-School work, by speakers appointed.
Friday Morning, 9 to 12 M.?Devotional
exercises 15 minutes. Topics: (1) The relations
and responsibilities of parents to the
Sunday-school?Rev. George Summey, Rev.
J. R. McAlpine; (2) Home study of the
Cnrifjaxr.cf?hr?<-il louccnu?R?v. T"). Harrison.
Rev. W. G. White; (3) Report of the committee
on the Query Box and the consideration
of the answers. (4) Adjournmentsinging,
prayer and benediction.
Arrangements have been made by the
people of Rock Hill for the entertainment
of delegates. On reaching Rock Hill delegates
will proceed at once to the Presbyterian
Church, where a committee will be
in attendance to assign them homes.
Delegates expecting to attend will please
send their names at once to the committee
below. W. B. Jennings,
J. S. White,
Roger Martin,
Committee of Bethel Presbytery.
ALUMINIUM.
A new metal is coming upon the Held,
which some claim will soon be its own, and
imn thp mphd hprptnfore without a Deer.
and the greatest factor of human progress,
must step down and out. Alumnium, they
say, can tie hardened until the diamond is
its only rival; it can be drawn into a wire so
fine or hammered into sheets so thin that
the gold beater alone can do the work ; the
tensile strength of its wire rises to 100,000
pounds to the square inch ol section ; water
and the atmosphere cannot corrode it; it
will burnish like polished silver, blows cannot
crystalize it, and its conductivity of
heat surpasses that of copper. Then its alloys
make an anti-friction metal that goes
beyond the power of brass or Babbit to produce.
Before such qualities as these iron
pales into the merest insignificance. Aliumnium
is a metal extracted from clay.
Sixty years ago a urop 01 aiuninium was
produced in a German laboratory after a
research of fifty years with the best appliances
of the time, and twenty years
more were necessary to produce a larger
bead. Then in ten years more the metal
was on the market at $32 per pound.
Since then chemistry has been struggling
with the task and by its constant efforts the
price has dropped to $15 for a pound, and
now a new discoverer tells us that it can be
put upon the market at $4 to the pound.
We know the metal well, and the chemist
has tried it in his laboratory ; he has hammered
and drawn, and melted and hardened,
until every quality is known, but still
the price must make it rare. It costs oneeighth
the price of thirty years ago, and
still it is 400 times the cost of iron. So
it matters little that it stands third in quantity
of all the substances of which the earth
is formed, that it lies about us in every
bed of clay, or shale, and nearly every
rock is but an ore bed with wondrous possibilities;
so long as nature holds the secret
key by which it can be unlocked and
free from the combinations in which we
find, it cannot take the place of iron. That
this may come in time is not beyond the
range of what can be regarded as a possi
bility; but it must come by slow and labored
steps; meanwhile our iron will hold
its own and be used as heretofore, while
aluminum must be a laboratory metal for a
while, and get occasional application in the
more expensive implements of science.?
Power.
Pay of Congressmen.?When a member
dies his pay ceases on the day of his
death. The salary of the successor commences
the day after the decease of the former
member, though the election may not
occur for several months. The new member,
in other words, draws pay for time he
never served.
A member is allowed twenty cents mileage
each way, or forty cents a mile one way,
and he can check for the full amount of both
trips when he takes hisseat. He is allowed
$125.00 a year for stationery. The most of
this sum is pocketed.
The members draw their money in different
ways. There are probably twenty of
the present House who let their salaries run
into nest eggs. Among these are Scott and
Everhart, of Pennsylvania; Powell,of Illinois;
Boutelle, of Maine ; Henley, of California;
Jones, Stewartand Reagan, of Texas;
Ellsbury,of Ohio; Stone, of Massachusetts,
and Wakefield, of Minnesota. Scott
has over a year's salary owing him?about
$6,000. The other members mentioned,
have from $1,000 to $3,000 to their credit.
There are a couple of dozen of members who
always overdraw, or, rather, borrow from
the head of the bank. They borrow or get
in advance sums ranging from $10 to $300,
and at the end of the month they have nothing.
The great majority of the members
draw all that is coming to them at the end
of each month, particularly those who have
their families with them. Some of them
never see an outside bank, but let their salary
remain and draw it out in small sums.
Others take out their salaries and place them
in other banks. But this is not done as
much as formerly. A number of them got
caught in the Middleton Bank that broke
some time ago.
Most of the members do all their financial
| business over the counter of the Congressional
bank, and some of them pile checks
! up as high as SGO.OOO in a single session.
EVILS OF* SOLITUDE,
j Said a physician noted for his skill in curi
ing nerve diseases, "there is a certain healthy,
helpful influence which naturally
comes from human beings to each other.
One of my patients drained all of which
her friends had to gi ve years ago. We need
occasionally a fresh moral and mental atmosphere,
just as much as fresh material
i air to breathe."
Another physician, visiting in a country
! house where the mother, a delicate, affectionate,
self-sacrificing woman, who lived
but for her husband and children, lay ill,
with no disease, apparently, but extreme
weakness and weariness, ordered her to go
to the city alone; spend a month in absolute
idleness, mixing as often as possible
with crowds of people who were interested
and excited, at church, at concerts, even in
public meetings. The patient, a shy, diffident
woman, obeyed, and came home with
new color in her cheeks and new life in her
heart.
"I once asked," said a well-known lawyer,
the famous preacher, Bascom, what
was the secret of his power as an orator;
how he contrived to sway large numbers of
men to his will.
" 'First,' he answered, 'I bring them close
to me and to each other. Leave no empty
benches between you and your audience.
The electric spark will not cross a gap from
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one man iu ine uiner.' These
ideas may seem fanciful to some of
our practical readers, but there is a solid basis
of truth under them all. Physicians
usually bring all their skill to bear in curing
the ailments of the body. There is a
human magnetism which we are all apt
to overlook in our materia medica. Hardworking
women in the isolated villages
of the country often find themselvs growing
irritable and nervous.
They do not need tonics or moral discipline.
They need friction with unfamiliar
minds, new ideas, novel scenes, just as their
lungs, after using up all the oxygen in a
close room need the air of out doors.
Young girls are too apt, voluntarily, to
force themselves into this state; disappointed
in their natural longings for a genial
companion they resolved to live alone, and
shut themselves in their own souls. The
resources are not sufficient to keep off fam
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"Only a God or a brute can dwell in solitude,"
says the wise old German.
Health Rules for the Aged.?In discussing
the cause of premature old age in
mature life, that eminent authority., I)r. B.
W. Richardson, points out that indulgence
in excessive emotion, passion or bad habits,
anticipates age. Grief, vain regrets over
what "might have been," hatred, jealousy,
unchastity, all have this effect, and those
who wish to prolong their lives to a "green
old age," in reasonable health and vigor,
should avoid them with the utmost care.
But when, as it must, old age has really
j come, its march toward final decay may be
| delayed and the way made smoother by attention
to those rules of conservatism by
which life is sustained with the least friction
and waste. The prime rules for this
purpose, Dr. Richardson suggests, are:
To subsist on light but nutritious diet,
with milk as the standard food, but varied
according to season.
To take food in moderate quantity four
times in the day, including a light meal
before going to bed.
To clothe warmly but lightly, so that the
body may in all seasons maintain its equal
temperature.
To keep the body in fair exercise and the
mind active and cheerful.
To maintain an interest in what is going
on in the world, and to take part in reasonable
labors and pleasures, as though old
age were not present.
To take plenty of sleep during sleeping
hours. To spend nine hours in bed at the
least, and to take care during cold weather
that the temperature of the bedroom is maintained
at GO degrees F.
To avoid passion, excitement, luxury.
The National Capital.?Why was
Washington, the seatofgovernment located
on (Virginia and Maryland) Southern soil
in 1793? Can any of our school-boys tell
the reason of its Southern location?
Its location is the resultof a trade between
the party leaders and Congressmen. The
Northern States, the theatre of most of the
Revolutionary battles, were burdened with
debt, while the States South of Maryland
were free from large debts. Congress first
assembled at New York, then at Philadelphia,
and it was proposed to make Philadelphia
the national metropolis, and this
was advocated by the New England and
Middle States.
As a compromise with the South, a trade
or barter was made that the site should be
on Southern soil, located by Gen. WashingI
ton, provided the United States pay twenty
millions ($20,000,000) of dollars, due by all
the Northern States. So the Northern
States were relieved of their State debts and
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Washington favored the settlement of the
vexed question, located and planned the
site on the Potomac, and in November, 1800,
the National Capital was transferred from
Philadelphia to the forests and flats laved
by the Potomac and in sight of Washington's
home. Its thirty avenues 130 to 160
feet wide and named after each State, and
its wide streets were all planned by him in
whose honor it was named, and to whom
the highest monument (Coo feet) in the world
is erected.?Shelby Aurora.
When to Eat Fruit.?The fruit season
is upon us and those who are fond of small
fruits, such as berries of different kinds,
cherries, &e., can luxuriate upon them.
One of our exchanges, speaking on the subject
of fruit eating, says: Fruits, to do their
best work, should be taken on an empty
stomach, or simply with bread?never with
vegetables. In the morning, before the
fast of the night has been broken, they are
not only exceedingly refreshing, but they
serve as a natural stimulant to the digestive
organs. And to produce their fullest, richest
effect they should be ripe, sound and in
every way of good quality; moreover they
should be eaten raw. What is better than
a bunch of luscious grapes or a plate of berries
or cherries on a summer morning, the
first thing on sitting down to breakfast?
Or o firm rino tinnlo rich nml inipv pnten in
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the same way? In our climate apples
should constitute not the finishing but the
beginning of the meal, particularly the
breakfast, for at least four months of the
year; the fruit, raw or cooked, should make
a part of the evening meal, (provided suppers
are eaten) during the entire year.
What Scientists Say of the Clouds.
The common theory that clouds are composed
of vesicles or hollow spheres of condensed
vapor is now combatted by a French
scientist, who assumes that every solid
body, whatever may be it3 diameter, retains
around it by adhesion a special atmosphere
of the gas in which it is plunged ;
that the thickness of this atmosphere is i
nearly independent of the volume of the i
solid body, and the attraction which re- i
tains it is within the domain of the mole- ;
cular forces, and is manifested only within i
very short distances. In this way the dif- <
Acuity of completely removing the air from 1
a tube which is be filled with liquid is accounted
for. In the case of a vesicle surrounded
by its atmosphere, the thermal
absorption of the water is much greater
than that of the diathermanous air; the atmosphere
of the vesicle is consequently expanded,
and the particle with its atmosphere
floats by, displacing an equal volume
of the circumambient air.
Scientific men have been perplexed
for many years over the phenomena of a
certain well at Yakutsk, Siberia. A Russian
merchant in 1828 began to dig the well,
but he gave up the task three years later,
when he had dug down thirty feet and was
still in solidly frozen soil. Then the Rus-j
sian Academy of Science dug away at the
well for months, but stopped when it had
reached a depth of 382 feet, when the ground
was still frozen as hard as a rock. In 18-U
the academy had the temperature of the excavation
carefully taken at various depths,
and from these data it was estimated that
the ground was frozen to a depth of G12 feet.
Although the nole of the greatest cold is in
this province of Yakutsk, not even the terrible
severity of the Siberian winters could
freeze the ground to a depth of GOO feet.
Geologists have decided that the frozen valley
of the lower Lena is a formation of the
glacial period. They believe, in short, that
it froze solidly then and has never since
had a chance to thaw out.
A Deijataule Point of Etiquette.?
It is always a debatable point of etiquette
whether hostess or guest makes the first
movement to go to Ded, and thus breaks
up the evening gathering. The guest may
be overcome with fatigue from a day's journey,
the hostess may be fidgeting under the
strain of entertaining, and longing for the
guest to show some signs by which she can
gracefully and hospitably suggest "that it
is growing late," yet neither quite like to
appear, as they think, impolite. In fact,
many visitors have suffered agonies in trying
to be agreeable while the host and hostess
were doing their best to suppress their
yawns and to "make conversation," until
chance offered a solution of the difficulty.
There is. however, but one rule to be fol
lowed in this relationship of host and hostess
and the hour of retirement. The host
or hostess must always take the initiative
and say an appropriate word as to the lateness
of the hour and the desirability of
go ins: to bed.?Boston Herald.
Cure for Pimples ox the Face.?The
cure consists in changing the diet, improving
the habits, cutting off the "supplies" for
these eruptions. Never check the necessary
discharge, the purifying effects, but prevent
the necessity for such an escape of
putrid and offending matters. Eat less
grease, butter, pastry, which is made specially
unfavorable by the use of lard, with a
diminished use of the sweets in general,
particularly dark molasses. As a general
principle, these pimples are most abundant
in warm weather, the cold weather
actually burning the carbon of the system,
thussustainingtheanimal heat, which must
be kept at about 98 degrees Fahrenheit, or
death would result. If you do not like to
have these about the face?as a young man?
you can divert to some other place, running
the matters off by producing "counterirritation,"
irritating with mustard, or a
common blister, or a sore, promoting the
discharge by applying wet cloths.
White Elephants.?There are two spe
cies of elephants, tne intnan an? trie jfviriean.
In India it is supposed that the souls
of departed emperors dwell in white elephants,
therefore these animals are regarded
as sacred, are exempt from work, live in
palaces, are served by numerous domestics,
eat the choicest food out of golden vessels,
and are clothed with magnificent ornaments.
The death of one of these white
elephants is the occasion for great display,
but their bodies are not allowed to be in
state three days, as formerly, because, in
that warm country, there are objections on
the ground of health. As a matter of fact,
white elephants are not white at all, having
only a few small dingy spots on their hide.
The African elephants are much smaller
and weaker than the Indian, and are sought
only for their ivory. In. India they are employed
in war, in hunting, and for work of
various kinds.
Tiie Human Ear.?Few persons, perhaps,
are aware that they possess a pair
of harps. They are called the organs of
Corti, after their discoverer, and are located
in the ear. They are estimated at 8,700
strings, being, of course, microscopic and
varying in length from 1-500 to 1-200 of an
inch. It you hold a properly tuned violin
near a piano when the E string is struck
the E violin string will vibrate and sound
too; so will all the rest. Now, the 8,700
strings of the human ear harp have such
a wide compass that any appreciable sound
in the universe has the corresponding tone
string, and the sound is conveyed through
the connecting filament to the auditory
nerve, thence to the sensorium, and thus
a knowledge of the sound is received by
the mind.
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to Tell a Girl's Age.?Girls of a
marriageable age do not like to tell how old
they are ; but you can find out by following
the subjoined instruction, the young lady
doing the liguring. Tell her to put down
the number of the month in which she was
born ; then to multiply it by 2; then to add
5; then to multiply it by 50; then to add her
age; then to subtract 305; then to add 115;
then tell her to tell you the amount she has
left. The two figures to the right will denote
her age and the remainder the month of
her birth. For example the amount is 822;
she is 22 years old and was born in the
eighth month (August). Try it.?Chester,
(Pa.,) Local News.
False Generosity.?One cannot be
really generous unless he is just. Should
we call the man generous who took the
bread that one poor man had earned for his
children and gave it to another family because
they were hungry? Yet what else
does he do who holds a just debt, or takes
advantage of a man's poverty or ignorance,
to obtain from him goods at less than a
fair price, and then bestows such ill gotten
gains upon any so-called benevolent object,
pubiic or private?
4 4
flaT The quantity of poison conveyed in the
fangs of venomous snakes appears to be very !
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annul, i/wi/ wi r^ij p?uiui vjuuitvj.
Vincent Richards, of Bengal, mentions a
krait which quickly killed three men and
seriously poisoned a fourth by bites given
in rapid succession. He estimates .that the
reptile carried eight grains of liquid venom
in its poison glands, which are smaller
than those of the cobra.
J86T The truth may cost many a pang to
utter, strict integrity may have to give up
many a coveted gain, the courage of principal
may forfeit the goodwill so highly prized
or the position so eminently desirable ; but
upon the scale of years they will lead their
adherents to a condition of honor and happiness
compared with which all that had
been sacrificed seems utterly trivial.
? +
Betr To obtain perfect rest go to bed as soon
after sunset as possible, for it is laid down
as a universal law that the hours of darkness
are the only ones during which healthy
sleep is possible. All worry and anxiety
should, as far as possible, be habitually excluded
from the mind for a considerable
time before retiring.?Boxtoti Globe.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
? There have been 9,654 bills introduced
in the House of Representatives during the
present session of Congress. Of these 3,103
bills have been considered by the commitI
tees and reported to the House. Three mernj
hers did not introduce a single bill during
the session. These are the Speaker, Mr.
Aiken, of South Carolina, and Mr. Wallace,
of Louisiana. The late Representative
j Rankin, of Wisconsin, has one bill charged
to his account. Delegate Joseph, of New
Mexico, has the biggest record, having 100
bills and resolutions credited to him. Halsell,
of Kentucky, comes next, with 1)8, and
Ilouck, of Tennessee, shows up with 1)7.
Two-thirds of all bills introduced are never
heard of after their introduction ; in fact
a great majority of them are presented for
buncombe.
? About $05,000,000 have, in the last six
months, been invested in enterprises in the
South. During the first six months of 188G
there have been added to the number of
manufacturing and mining enterprises in
the South thirty new ice factories, forty
foundries and machine shops, one Bessemer
steel mill, eight miscellaneous iron works,
three stove- foundries, fifteen gas works,
seventeen electric light companies, seven
agricultural implement factories, seventy
mining and quarrying enterprises, eleven
carriage and wagon factories, eight cotton
mills, eighteen furniture factories, fifteen
water works, twenty-nine tobacco factories,
forty-eight flour mills, two hundred and
forty-eight lumber mills, including plan-'
ing mills, sash and door factories, Ac., in
addition to which there was a large number
of miscellaneons enterprises.
? Nevada is a very poor State, but a few
rich men, who live in California, make
politics lively by boodle when a Senator is
to be chosen in that rotten borough. Just
now the bonanza kings, Mackcy and Fair,
are pitted against each other. Fair is quoted
as saying that he will spend $500,000, if
necessary, to effect his return. Mackey is
quoted as saying that he will, if necessary,
spend as much more to defeat him. Mackey's
candidate is ex-Senator Stewart, of
Nevada. And such is the farce of American
politics.
? The house of Ed ward Barry, a widower,
living near Cambridge, Massachusetts, with
his five children, caught fire on'Tuesday
night, of last week, while he was absent
drinking, and when the children were
asleep. Nellie, the eldest, only ten years
of age, who acts as housekeeper, was awakened
by the sound of falling timbers, and
succeeded in carrying out her four little
brothers in safety. Then the tipsy father
came home. Several wealthy people have
made arrangements to give the little heroine
an education.
? Some time since Governor Lee, of Virginia,
appointed a colored lawyer of Danville,
James W. Pope, a member of the
board of visitors of the Virginia Normal
and Collegiate Institute, at Petersburg. At
the session of the board in the latter city
last Wednesday, the propriety of this selection
of the Democratic Executive was endorsed
bv the election of Pone to the treas
urership of that institution. The negro is
not only safe, but advancing in a State
where the Democrats are in power.
? A Chicago dispatch says: The continued
drought and failure of the wheat crop,
whicli has occurred in Central Illinois for
several years in succession and the unprecedented
ravages of the chinch bug have
induced many of the farmers to form themselves
into a colony for the purpose of removing
in a body to Oregon. Forty families
have an organization at Walnut Hills,
with president and secretary, and are corresponding
with railroads for cheap rates.
? In the Superior court of Wake county,
X. C., on the 12th instant, Judge Phillips
sentenced James Smith and Wm. Gooch,
both young white men, to he hanged in
Raleigh on September 11th. They were
sentenced to death, but appealed to the Supreme
Court, which confirmed the decision
of the lower court. A petition will be presented
to Governor Scales for a commutation
of sentence. This will be signed by
many hundreds of persons.
? Col. George. B. Corkhill, ex-District
Attorney of the District of Columbia, died
at Mt. Plea?ant, Iowa, on the 5th instant.
He became widely known as the prosecutor
of the assassin Guiteau. The death of Col.
Corkhill has provoked a sensational story to
the effect that he was in possession of information
criminating several prominent men
in the death of Garfield, though little credence
is attached to the story.
? Copiah county, Mississippi, which a few
years ago had a bad reputation for disorder
and bloodshed, about a year ago voted
against license to sell liquor. Anotherelection
was held recently and Copiah went
"dry" by about 2,000 majority It is claimed
that Copiah has become the most orderly
and enlightened county in all Mississippi
under a strict enforcement of her prohibition
laws.
? Southern iron appears to be working its
way into Northern markets. Several large
mills at Pittsburg are now using pig iron
from Alabama and Tennessee, which sells
for lifty cents per ton less than the Pennsylvania
iron. The result is that the great
iron plants of the State are beginning to
move South. Within a few weekstwo large !
concerns have moved to Alabama, and it is ,
said that others will follow. <
? Jack Lambert, a painter by trade, was J
hanged at Charleston, North Carolina, on i
the 9th instant, in the presence of several i
thousand people for the murder of Dick J
Wilson, twenty months ago, in Jackson
county. Lambert had been drinking lieay- !
ily on the day of the killing and hadagrudge ]
against Wilson. Lambert left a statement
protesting his innocence and charging another
person with the murder.
? C. F. McDonald, Superintendent of the
money order system of the Postoffice De- .
partment, has issued a circular notitiying 1
postmasters at money order offices that the J
Act of Congress, approved June 29, 188G, :
reducing the fee from 8 to cents on domes
tic orders not exceeding ?o win gu imu eifect
on the -Oth instant.
? While the preliminary trial of Sidney
Davis, colored of Morgan, Texas, was in
progress there the other day, a mob oOO
strong overpowered the court and took Davis
out and hung him. Davis outraged a
respectable woman, lie confessed his guilt.
? Dr. Theus Taylor was convicted of manslaughter
in Queens county, X. Y., for killing
Thaddeus Gritman while tiring at a
tomato can on Gritman's head, and has v
been sentenced to one year and eight months i.
in the State prison. 1
? The Alabama Republicans nominated a j
State ticket with Arthur Bingham for Gov- >
crnor. Wickersham, nominated for State
Auditor, and Gen. Duskin, nominated for
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, de- cline
the nominations.
? The Republican editors of Ohio, in convention
assembled, have sent a solemn protest
to the United States Senate against the
refusal of that body to investigate alleged
frauds in the election of Senator Payne.
? The Massachusetts Eegislature has passed
a bill appropriating $20,000 for entertaining
President Cleveland, in case he should
pay a visit to Massachusetts this summer, i
The Governor has signed the bill.
? Ex-sheriff John Keno, of Sumpter county,
Ala., was taken from jail by a mob last
Wednesday night and hanged for the attempted
mur.der of his brother-in-law.
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MR. FOSTER S. CHAPMAN,
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July 14 " 11 lv
FOUNDRY
AND
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TIIIO undersigned would respectfully inform
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his lot on King's Mountain Street, a FOUNDRY
AND MACHINE SHOP, in which he is prepared
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fi.n thdu
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Prices reasonable. Terms, cash on completion
of the work. EDWARD THOMAS.
The Howe Machine Company's
LIGHT RUNNING. HIGH ARM,
" New Ho^ve "
mmk " "
WHICHrc^niE best
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EVEIt MADE.
1CALL special attention to the following features
:
The NEW HOWE is a new machiue throughout,
(littering in every point from the machines
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pleasing in appearance.
Prices within the reach of all. Call and get a
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PHOTOGRAPHY.
I would inform the public that I am yet making
PHOTOGRAPHS in all the various styles.
Also, Ferrotypes and other cheaper styles of
pictures. Pictures by the photographic process
enlarged, and all work done in the best style of
die art at reasonable prices. Gallery on West
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J. It. SCHORR.
"MOORE COUNTY GRIT"
Tho best Mitlftono In the World for Table .Ileal.
Sample* of meal sent on application. Send fur prioe. on
Portable Corn Mills, Upper ami Under Hnnnors and Millstones.
We are agents for Kiiifiiies, boiler*, Saw
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Juno 23 t>in!i
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SCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Trains
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effect at 12 o'clock, Noon, Sunday, July 4,1880 :
aoing south.
Leave Lenoir 7.30 A. M.
Arrive at Hudsonville,* 7.50 A. M.
Arrive at Lovelady,* 8.05 A. M.
Arrive at Hickory, 8.34 A. M.
Leave Newton 0.12 A. M.
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Arrive at Lincolnton, 10.04 A. M.
Arrive at Hardin's* 10.35 A. M.
Arrive at Dallas, 10.55 A. M.
Arrive at Gastonia, 11.10 A. M.
Leave Gastonia 11.20 A. M.
Arrive at C'rowder's Creek,* 11.38 A. M.
Arrive at Clover, 11.50 A. M.
Arrive at Yorkville, 12.30 P. M.
Leaye Yorkville, 12.40 P. M.
Arrive at Gutliriesville,* 1.02 P. M.
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Arrive at Chester 2.00 P. M
GOING NORTH.
Leave Chester, 4.25 P. M.
Arrive at Lowrysville, 4.50 1\ M.
Arrive at Guthriesville, 5.20 P. M.
Arrive at Yorkville, 5.40 P. M.
Leave Yorkville 5.45 P. M.
Arrive at Clover, 0.15 P. M.
Arrive at Crowder's Creek 0.33 P. M.
Arrive atGastonia, 0.52 P. M.
Leave Gastonia, 7.10 P. M.
Arrive at Pal las, 7.25 P. M.
Arrive at Hardin's, 7.48 P. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton, 8.10 P. M.
Arrive at Maiden, 8.40 P. M.
Arrive at Newton, 0.02 P. M.
Leave Hickory, 0.40 P. M.
Arrive at Lovelady 10.07 P. M.
Arrive at Hudsonville, 10.22 P. M.
Arrive at Lenoir, 10.48 A. M.
* Flag Station.
G. R. TALCOTT, Superintendent.
H&r The Accommodation Train arrives in
Yorkville at 5.25 and leaves at 0 o'clock P. M.,
on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, going
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on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, at
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TO THE CAROLINA STOVE TRADE.
I RESPECTFULLY inform Stove Buyers all
over the State that I carry in stock, for Fall
and Winter trade,
550 Cooking and Heating Stoves & Ranges.
By actual count, requiring Store and Warehouse
room, 25 by 200 feet to contain the stock,
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Warranted to give satisfaction.
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J. D. RATTERREE,
Chester, S. C.
October 15 - 31 12m
188(h WEST LIBERTY STREET. 1880.
Yorkville Livery and Feed Stables
ARE still on a boom, and the year 1SSG finds
me with some of the finest Vehicles ever
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surpasssed by none. Everything will be kept
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hand.
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they will receive the best attention.
F. E. SMITH.
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