Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, April 15, 1886, Image 4
Humorous 'J!* partroent.
TWO STALWART LIES.
Whenever a Mississippi man tells a lie it'
is generally robust and healthy and can
walk ; but the moment a Georgian hears it,
so great is the rivalry between the two
States, he girds up his loins and unloads a
"whopper" that is so strong it has ribs and
a backbone and breathes. Not long ago a
man living near Ellsville, Miss., said that
the cold wave in January swept over that
State so quickly that the ponds in the
swamps were frozen stiff before the snakes
living in them could duck their heads under
the water. He further remarked that he
amused himself for a whole day by walking
on the ponds and kicking off the heads of
the snakes which stuck up out of the ice.
This story traveled from one place to another
until it reached Georgia, where for a
time it?to use the language of the prize
ring?knocked out everything it met; but
finally a noble Georgian invented a muscular
lie that climbed on the collar of the
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and mashed it into the earth.
The Georgian said that while chasing a
fox across an abandoned cotton field his
horse and himself fell into an old well about
seventy feet deep. The fall killed the horse
instantly, but he escaped without injury,
and at once commenced looking around for
a way to reach the surface of the ground.
To his dismay he discovered that it was
" hnpftssjble for him to get out by climbing
the ste^wanrtrf^rth that shut him in,
and he commenced howlingTor help at the j
top of his voice, but none came. On the
morning of the second day the stench from
the carcass of his horse was stifling, and he
made up his mind to suffer a horrible death,
when he noticed a number of buzzards hovering
about the top of the well. Finally
the birds alighted in the well, and a bright
idea flashed through his brain, and he determined
to make the buzzards bear him
up to the ground above. As they settled on
the carcass of the horse he seized them by
the legs until he had three of the buzzards
firmly grasped in each hand, when he gave
them a violent "shew," and they flew up,
carrying him with them; but they did not
stop when they got out of the well, but
continued to soar upward until he was
horrified to find that he was fifty yards
above the surface of the earth. Suddenly,
however, it occurred to him to release one
buzzard from each hand. This he did, and
to his great joy his weight dragged the
remaining buzzards slowly down until he
was safely landed on terra firma, when he
at once dropped on his knees and returned
thanks in prayer.
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reached the ears of the Mississippi man who
launched the cold weather lie, it made him
feel so utterly mean and worthless that he
sold out and went to Texas.
A Wolf.?"Bill Ridley is a wolf," said
old Judge Bicknell.
"Why do you think so?" some one asked.
"Well, I will tell yon. Some time ago a
roughly dressed man with bushy red whiskers
rode up to my house and wanted to
sell me a horse, a lean animal, but one in
which I saw many fine points. The fellow
said he was in such need of money that he
would take twenty dollars for the animal.
I gave him the money and took the horse.
The animal fattened rapidly. I found him
equally serviceable in shafts or under the
saddle. One day shortly after the animal
had developed into as fine a horse as I had
ever seen, Bill Ridley came along and
claimed him. He brought forward sufficient
proof to establish his claim and of
course I gave up the horse, thereby losing
my twenty dollars beside losing the time
I had spent working with him."
"I don't see how you can blame Ridley."
"You don't; then I will show you. The
scoundrel wanted his horse fattened, but was
too stingy to spend money for corn, so he
disguised himself, sold me his own horse,
then, after the horse was fat, came back
and claimed him. Yes, Billy is a wolf."?
Arkansmc Traveler.
Too Bitter a Dose.?During a recent
prevalence of the dengue in Dallas a wellknown
young physician was called in to see
a young lady whom he had long worshipped
at a distance, but to whom he had never rettaaWI
kia noauinn Qaoinfrthat eha hflH hilt.
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a slight attack of the prevailing disease,
and was in no special need of medicine, he
concluded to take advantage of the opportunity
for making a point for himself. So he
took her hand and said impressively:
44 Well, I should prescribe that you?that?
you?get?married."
440h, gracious!" said the alarmed and interested
invalid. 44I wonder who would
marry me?"
44I would," snapped the doctor, with the
voracity of an office-seeker.
44You?" .
"Yes."
"Well," and she sank back with an expression
of disgust which none but dengue
sufferers ever wore, "if that is the alternative
you can go away and let me die in
peace."
Conjugal Devotion.?Not long ago as
an elderly couple were out walking, a lady
on the other side of the street slipped and
fell down. The old gentleman rushed across
the street, raised his hat and offered to assist
her in any possible way. His wife followed
him across at a slow pace, and, witnessing
his devotion to the stranger, shook her fist
at him. "It'sall right?it's all right!" he !
whispered. "Yes, I know it is !" she ex- :
claimed, hotly. "Here an unknown woman
hurts her toe, and you plough across the
street to eat her up with kindness. The <
other day, when I fell down stairs, you stood <
and laughed, and wanted to know if I was <
practicing for a circus!"
Lots of Beaux.?She was you rig, she |
was green, she was very new in Wash- j
ington. At a recent swell affair she had !
gone with the crowd into the refreshment-11
room. Presently an elegant looking waiter, i
for all the world like a foreign ambassador, i1
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"Is there anyone waiting on you, miss?" |
"Sir? sir?" she stammered, in startled em-:
barrassment. "Pardonnez moi. Is there I
anyone waiting on you?" "Oh !" she said, ;
blushing brightly. "No, sir, not in Wash- j
ington. But when I'm at home I've got
more beaux than any other girl in town."
Certain* Proof.?"Are you sure he is
dead?" asked the insurance agent of the
widow of a deceased miser.
"Certain of it."
"What proof have I of it?"
"There were twenty carriages at his tu-!
neral that I ordered myself."
"How does that prove his death ?"
"Ah! sir, you didn't know him. If Tom
had been the least bit alive he'd have kicked
at the expense, sure."?2Vr. Y. Graphic. !
t@r Tramp?"Will you please give jtne
ten cents, sir? I'm on my way home todie." j
Gentleman (handing him the money)?;
"I don't mind giving you ten cents for so
v worthy a purpose as that, but your breath ;
smells terribly of whisky."
Tramp?"I know it does, sir. Whisky's
what's killin' me." i
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"I see the scoundrel in your face," ex-!
claimed the Judge to the prisoner. "I reckon,
Judge," was the response, "that that
ere's a personal reflection, ain't it?" I
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THE SCHOOL-MA'AM.
Mrs. Rixton had prepared an unusually
inviting supper this evening. The people
in Mink Hollow always "laid themselves
out" in the gastronomic line during the
"school ma'am's week." For in this antiquated
corner of the State of Connecticut
the school teacher "boarded around" from
house to house, thereby enabling the trustees
to save several dollars a month to the
educational fund. And there had gone
a rumor through the scrubby pine woods
that Miss Price, the new teacher, had once
lived in the suburbs of Hartford, and carried
a clean pocket-handkerchief every day.
And although the Mink Hollowiles disapproved,
on principle, of mad extravagance
and wasteful pride, there was a certain novelty
about Miss Price that commended her
to the public estimation.
"Crimps her hair an' wears high-heeled
boots," Milo Dexter, the biggest boy, had
reported.
"Keeps a bottle o' cologne in her desk,"
whispered Mary Barry, mysteriously.
"Style is all very well in its place," said
old Mr. Furbush, "but I dunno's we pay
the teacher for hein' a fine ladv ! How is
she in Tare and Tret and the rules of English
Grammar? That's what I'd admire to
know."
And so, spurred on by the breatli of these
vague rumors, Mrs. Rixton had washed her
calico bedquilt, beaten thej^attered breadths.,
of her rag-carpetTand killed a chicken, in
order to have chicken pot-pie for supper the
first day.
4lI won't be beat by nobody, at housekeepin',"
said Mrs. Itixton, as she sliced up
early green apples to make a "turnover,"
and sent Billy, her youngest hope, to the
grocery store for New Orleans molasses to
sweeten the same.
When Dolly Price arrived, however,
Mrs. Rixton could scarcely conceal her disappointment.
"Why," said Mrs. Rixton, "she's just
like any other gal! Here, Benjamin, set
this 'ere turnover on the celler shelf to cool.
'Pears to me if a slim thing like her couldn't
be noways fit to teach school."
"No more she ain't!" said Benjaman,
licking the ends of his fingers where the
New Orleans molasses had exuded from
the rim of the turnover. "And she won't
teach long, you may bet your head on that!"
"Goin' to be married, eh ?" said Mrs.
Rixton.
"The big boys an' gals is goin' to be too
much for her," said Benjamin, winking at
his mother. "You see if we ain't! We
ain't forgot the day she wouldn't give us a
half-holiday when 'Bijah Lambton found
the big bee-tree on Frost Mountain! Ef
she'd been anyways accomraodatin' we
wouldn't liev cared. But a bee-tree ain't
come across every day, an' she needn't a
been so hateful.
"Get out!" said Mrs. Rixton?but in her
secret heart she admired the pluck and spirit
of her eldest son, Benjamin.
In the School Board opinions were divided.
Old Deacon Burr didn't approve of
women-teachers no how. They hadn't authority
enough. It took a man to collar the
young fellers in Mink Holler!
Mr. Ashley did not suppose that the Mink
Hollow district school was like a reformatory
or a lunatic asylum. If the young
people of Mink Hollow could not behave
themselves like ladies and gentlemen, they
had no bbsiness to cross the threshold of the
school-house. He, for one, was for backing
up Miss Price's authority on every point.
Deacon Burr shook hisshining bald head.
"Young folks would be young folks," he
said. "And whatthe Mink Hollerites needed
was a good, square-shouldered feller like
Lemuel Bucknor, that knowed how to put
'em down and keep 'em there!"
Miss Price had come to the district armed
with testimonials innumerable,flushed with
youth and hope, prepared to conquer all
difficulties. But a week at Mink Hollow
sufficed to change the aspect of things. And
on the very second day of her sojourn at
Mrs. Rixton's yellow farm-house affairs culminated.
The young denizens of Mink
Hollow flatly refused obedience. Billy
Necker flung his slate through the window.
Joab Dart let loose hisdog among the smaller
scholars, and a lively cannonade of "spitballs"
ensued.
"Teacher, Betsy Bliss is pokin' me in the
ribs!" bawled Keturah lli x ton.
"Teacher, mayn't John Hovey leave off
whistlin' in my years?" whined Sally Topliff.
"There ain't no woman here big enough
tosass me!" said Master Hovey, scrambling
into the window-sill, where he straightway
began to execute a double-shuffle after the
most approved style of negro minstrelsy.
And Miss Price, terrified out of her wits,
climbed on top of her desk, to be out of the
reach of Leo's teeth, and began to cry.
Of course this ended matters. The hoots
and bowlings became terrific,?the scholars
burst into uproarious rebellion. Tom Pike
pinched Leo's tail, and Hezekiah Hall tired
off a rusty carbine in the woods at the rear
of the school-house, and poor little Miss
Price, taking refuge in ignominious flight,
fairly ran away from the scene of revolt.
Mr. Ashley was sitting at his desk in the
little library at Ashley Cottage, when his
sister Mira put her head into the door.
"Are you busy, Frank?" said she.
"Not specially. Why?"
"The school-ma'am wants to see you,"
said she,?and close on her words followed
Dolly Price, pale and trembling.
"Oh, Mr. Ashley, I couldn't maintain
order," said she. "They've turned me out
of the school-house. I'm so sorry, but I
couldn't help it!"
And, with tears and sobs, she told her
story.
Mr. Ashley listened in silence.
"This won't do," said he. "Mira, be so
good as to tell Sam to put Old Black into
the chaise. We must teach these young rascals
the difference between might and
right!"
"Must I go back?" faltered Dolly.
"Of course you must."
"But I'm afraid!"
"You will not be afraid if I go with you ?"
"Not?not with you," whispered Dolly.
The uproar was still in mid-career when
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the chaise, and followed her into the schoolhouse.
Somehow it was all done in a single j
moment. Leo, the howling dog, was nearly l
throttled, and flung through the window j
upon a heap of newly cut tire-wood?Joab 1
Dart was sprawling in the aisle, on the flat j
of his back. John Hovey found himself I
suddenly devoted to his studies, and Betsey (
Bliss was compelled meekly to ask Miss
Price's pardon for her insolence. In fifteen
minutes the most perfect order was restored,!
and Dolly was mistress of the position once
again.
"And now," said Mr. Ashley, when the j
school had been formally closed for the day
and he was driving the school-ma'am home j
once again, "you can do as you please about
retaining the situation!"
"I am so very, very grateful to you,"
murmured Dolly, who had never admired a
man in her life, so much as she admired
Mr. Ashley when he knocked down the
six-foot high school bully, Joab Dare !
"I would have done as much for any woman,"
said he quietly. "But I don't think
that any teacher is going to find Mink Hollow
School, a bed of roses."
"But I don't know what else to do," said
Miss Price. "I am poor, you see. I have
got to support myself and keep my two
little brothers at school. And there are so
few things that a woman can do!"
Mr. Ashley looked kindly down at her.
"Suppose you come home with me," said
he. "Mira will be very glad to have you
keep her company for a few days, and you
can be deciding what next to do. And I
think it will perhaps be a more restful atmostphere
than that of Mr. Itexton' house."
Mira received the new guest with warm
cordiality. She was a plump good-natured
old maid, who loudly commended Miss
Price's judgment in abandoning the charge
of MinkJIoIIow School.
"There are a great many easier forms of
committing suicide than teaching school,"
said she.' "And what you need for the present,
my dear, is a little rest, and peace of
mind!"
The week that followed was?at least so
thought Dorothea Price?the happiest she
had ever spent. But alas! that happiness
should be so short-lived !
"Miss Miracame to her on Saturday night
with three square wrinkles on her forehead.
"Dolly!" said she, "I'm in a quandary!"
"About what?" said Dolly.
"Not for myself?for Frank !" added the
old maid. "You see, Dolly, he's in love."
"In love!" Dolly turned crimson?the
blood seemed turned to fire through all her
pulses.
"And he can't muster couragejojisk the
gTrTto have him !" pursued Miss Mira.
"I should think he had courage enough
for anything," said Dolly, in a low voice.
"Ah! you don't understand him," said
Miss Mira, shaking her head. "Men are so
queer where a woman is concerned. And
now the question is this. If I were to go to
her?if I were to tell her that he loves her?
I can't bear to see Frank suffer, and yet do
nothing?"
"It is what you ought to do," said Dolly,
in a trembling voice. "If any woman has
been fortunate enough to gain his love?"
"Well, she has!" said Mira, exultantly.
"And that woman is you, Dolly Price!"
Correspondence of the Yorkville Enquirer.
LETTER FROM NORTH CAROLINA.
Mecklenburg County, N. C., April 7?
I send copy you a of the Yorkvijllk Enquirer
of April 7,1857. You will see by it
that there was frost in abundance this day
twenty-nine years ago. As I looked over
this old paper I felt that my heart is untraveled
when my mind recurs to the old District
of York, the land of my birth, the
home of my childhood. Therefore, the EnJ..
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arrives promptly. So I am familiar with
the hue and cry raised about the lien law,
which is now the same as our own, which
has been in operation for years and works
well. No one, I think, could ask its repeal
until the homestead is abolished, which is
the father of the lien law.
As to your own agricultural boom, I look
upon it as a more serious matter. I do not
mean the Bethel Agricultural Club, as it is
controlled by level heads, and has my best
wishes, and the officers in it do not expect
to be directors in an agricultural college.
But the matter to which I allude, I fear,
will prove very detrimental to your State.
The idea of assembling the farmers of your
county and State in convention and sending
delegates to Columbia to a convention to be
held in the busiest season of the year, will
surely cost not less than $100,000. It is to
be hoped that the delegates sent will be of
those who have nothing to do at home, and
that when they assemble there will be wisdom
enough in the convention to advise
that the lawyers are competent to njake
laws, and that the farmers should produce
an abundance of hog and hominy. If these
instructions should be carried out, you will
soon be a glorious, happy and prosperous
people, and the rank and file of the Democratic
party not demoralized in any way.
But your readers may ask, What about
the Prohibition boom in my own State?
Well, so far, the speakers have been lady
missionaries from the North ; but I see posters
up, calling a county convention to send
delegates to a State convention to be held
in Raleich. The delegates we send at
this season of the year, I hope, may be women
who have no children, no cross and
drunken husbands nor friends to mourn
their absence, so that our convention will
probaly cost much less than yours; yet at
the same time radicalism, death and desolation
may follow in the wake.
The wheat and oatcropsof ourcounty bid
fair to be average, and our farmers are hopeful
and well up with their work, considering
the lateness of the season. Labor is plenty
and effective thus far. Subscriber.
FLOOR COVERING.
Twenty years ago physicians began to
protest against the enervation of modern
houses: thence they passed to detail; the
more enlightened entered into a sort of
crusade against floor covering, and declared
that infectious diseases were harbored in
the woolen hangings and carpets of their
well-to-do patients, quite as surely as amid
the squalor and filth of over-crowded alleys.
People no longer sleep in four-post
bedsteads, with woolen curtains drawn
around them. They are even recognizing
the desirability of leaving their windows
unincumbered with voluminous folds of
velvet and rep, and going a stage farther,
they are beginning to realize that floors and
their covering are very important factors
in the question of Hygeine.
Bugs are certainly free from many of the
most serious objections to carpets, even
when they are fixed upon the floor, which,
in our estimation they never ought to be.
It is impossible to wash well around them,
to remove the dust from the corners of the
room, and even under the edges of the rug
itself.
But such a condition of affairs is far from
satisfactory. There is til ways more or less
dirt about a stationary carpet, in any room
that is much lived in, and the best housemaid
in the world cannot rid an irnmovaable
rug of dust as readily on the floor as
they could off it. Carpets ought, as a matter
of health, to be taken up once a week,
laid over a line and thoroughly beaten.
But where is the household where this rule
is enforced ?
The growing conviction of the superiority
of rugs to carpets, is shown in the newest
houses, in many of which the floors are expressly
arranged with stained borders, a
parquet flooring, which itis possible to leave
entirely uncovered. What a boon this is to
the persons of small means. Nothing eats
into a small sum of money for house furnishing
more disastrously than a carpet.
It is useless to buy a cheap one; cheap carpets
are never of any use and the price of
a good one is a formidable consideration.
That is another argument in favor of rugscheap
rugs wear much better than cheap
carpets.
The Apology.?In an affair of honor between
gentlemen, one man was sentenced
to offer an apology for the affront he had
offered his peers. Being a Frenchman, and
not familiar with the English language, he
appeared before his judges and said: "Gentlemen
; I 'ave zaid you are the vorstold fools
I 'ave zeen. Zat is true. I am under zentence
to offer you my apology. I am very
zorry for it!"
funding for the $atrtorth.
CONDUCTED 1JY
ItKV. ROBERT LATHAN. j
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THE RICH YOUNG MAN.
The conversations of our Saviour are al-1
ways very instructive and they have in !
them a peculiar freshness. As related by i
the Evangelists, they are intensely simple j
and fascinating, but, at the same time, full |
of instruction and comfort for the child of i
God, and solemn warning for the worldling, j
hypocrite and mere nominal Christian. At;
some point in the valley of the Jordan, but
at what particular place, and at what particular
time, is not certainly known, a conversation
between our Saviour and a certain
individual occurred which is intensely
interesting in all its parts. It is recorded
by Matthew (chapter 19: 16?30), by Mark
(chapter 10:17?31), and by Luke (chapter
18:18?31), in nearly the same words. This
certain man is often referred toby ministers
in their sermons, as "the young man in
the gospel."
The first thing that arrests our attention
with regard to this individual is the indefiu'otr
in \?liinli r\ ?c rlncnrihofl TTia
name is not given, neither are we told
whether he was a Jew or a Gentile. Matthew
states that "one came and said to him
(to Jesus) Good Master." Mark says, "there
came one running, and kneeled to him."
Luke calls him "acertain ruler." Matthew
reiJtoiefti.vrefhttf^aTst'ITe was a"1'young,
man." We may suppose thathe was a Jew
and that he held some ecclesiastical position,
or we may suppose that he was a Gentile
and held some civil office. Nothing is said
with regard to his family or family connections,
neither is anything said as to the party
with which he was connected. In this
vague description there is something very
worthy of note. The man was a representative
character. The world has in it to-day
many who may see their own features in
this "young ruler."
The next thing brought to our attention
is the interest which he manifested in his
own welfare, and the confidence which he
appeared to have in Jesus as a teacher.
Mark says he came running to the Saviour*
and kneeled to him. All three of the Evangelists
state the conversation of our Saviour
with this young man as having taken place
immediately after some individuals had
brought little children to the Saviour that
he might touch their.. This young man,
whoever he was, may have been present
when the Saviour took the children up in
his arms and blessed them. It is probable
that he was present and that his heart was
touched by what the Saviour said and did
on that occasion. When the Saviour was
going away from the place where the children
were brought to him into the road, the
young man came running up to him, and
having reached him, kneeled to him. This
may have been an act of worship, or it may
have been only an act of respect to the Saviour.
He addressed the Saviour as Good
Master, or Good Teacher. From the a nswer
of our Saviour we are led to conclude that
the "young ruler's" notions of the Saviour
were not well defined, or that he did not
mean to express by the words "(food Master,"
what the words really do express. In
haste?in the same breath in which he addressed
the Saviour as Good Master, he
asked him, "Whatshall I do that I may inherit
eternal life." The original, as recorded
by Luke, is more emphatic and far more
suggestive than the translation. Literally
translated it would read, "Good Master, by
having done what shall I inherit eternal
life." As we learn&fterwards, he was rich,
and still desired to add to his possession by
doing something which would give him a
legal title to eternal life. In this his carnal
nature shows itself. He desired eternal
life, but his ideas of eternal life were carnal,
and he desired to obtain it by carnal means.
There are multitudes to-day, and always
will be, who desire eternal life, nottheeternal
iifeof which Jesus Christ is the author,
but an imaginary eternal life, which has an
existence only in their carnal minds, and
which they desire to inherit by doing something,
not by faith in the doing and dying
of Jesus Christ.
Our Saviour replied to the young ruler,
"Thou knowest the commandments. Do
not commit adultery. Do not kill. Do not
steal. Do not bear false witness. Defraud
not. Honor thy lather and thy mother."
The commandments here mentioned embrace
the second table of the law, or that
part of the ten commandments which has
special reference to our duty to our fellow- j
men. The young ruler promptly replied, I
"Master, I have kept all these from my
youth." In all probability, so far as the
letter of these commandments is concerned,
the young ruler spoke the truth. He was a
gentleman, in the usual acceptation of that
word. He was punctual in discharging his
duty to his fellow-man. He looked down
upon the vile adulterer with contempt; he
was honest and prided himself in his honesty;
he was truthful, regarding it unmanly
and unbecoming his station to bear falsewitness;
he regarded his word as good as
his bond, and he not only honored his father
and mother, but he honored and treated
with proper respect, his superiors, both in
age and position. This is high praise, but
there are many to-day of whom the same
thing might be said. Much of it might be
said truthfully of some of the heathen.
Xenophonsays in substance, the same thing,
with the exception of adultery, concerning
Cyrus, and no one ever questioned his truthfulness.
About this young ruler there was
something amiable. The Saviour loved
him, not with that love which he bestows
upon believers, but with that love which he
bestows upon all tbo?e who conduct themselves
becomingly toward their fellow-man.
No doubt the young ruler thought the Saviour
would say to him, "You are a hightoned
gentleman, faithful in the discharge
of all the duties you owe to your fellowmen,
and this entitles you to eternal life.
You have nothing to do. What you have
been doing from your youth entitles you to
eternal life." If this was not the thought
which was in his mind, he was impressed
with the notion that there was something
and that not difficult to be performed, and
calling for no sacrifice, which being done, he
would be entitled, on the ground of merit,
to eternal life.
What multitudes there are, in every land,
who expect to inherit eternal life because
they do not kill, do not commit adultery,
do not steal, do not bear false witness, and
do not defraud. I have done very little
harm and a great deal of good, says each of
them. If keeping the commandments is all
1L ' ?.-..""/./i t-r. nfornol lifn thon
L i III I IS IClJUUtU IU 11IIIU111 , ,
say they, we are heirs already. Do we,
they inquire as did the young ruler, lack
anything else ? To this question, the young
ruler expected Jesus to answer an emphatic
no. This he did not do, hut said, according
to Matthew, "If thou would be perfect, go,
sell that thou hast and give to the poor and
thou shalt have treasure in heaven; and
come and follow me."
According to Matthew the young ruler
asked the Saviour what he lacked yet; according
to Mark, our Saviour told him he
lacked one thing. There is no discrepancy.
Matthew states the question asked by the
young ruler, but does not repeat it in the
answer of the Saviour. Mark does not state
the question asked by the young ruler, but
repeats it in the answer given by the Sa- ]
viour. Luke does not state the question of
the young ruler at all.
The answer of our Saviour to the question,
"What lack I yet," of the young ruler,
went like a barbed arrow to his heart. It <
produced conviction, but not conversion, j j
He had a god that he worshiped, but was
perhaps unconscious of the fact. That god
was not his maker, but his own possessions. |
The young man was very upright in all his j
dealings with his fellow-men because it was
really to his worldly advantage to be so.
The religion of the young man had nothing i
of God in it. lie did not steal, because he 1
dare not steal. He kept all the precepts of
the second table of the law because there
was worldly profit in this. His was at last, 1
only a religion of all gain and no sacrifice. 1
He desired eternal life, but he was unwilling
to make the least sacrifice.
Our Saviour put the test strongly but fair- 1
ly. The young man, no doubt, in his marvelous
ignorance, thought he actually deserved
eternal life. He certainly thought
he was a good, pious man. He, in fact, was
only an amiaoie young man, witnout a
spark of real piety towards God in his soul,
and no real love for his fellow man in his
heart. He eared nothing for the poor except
what he could make out of them, and
as for following Jesus, he regarded that as
the veriest folly. To take up the cross was
what, with all his amiability, he was determined
not to do. Hence, we read that the
amiable young ruler was grieved when he
was told to sell his possessions and give to
the poor and to follow Jesus. He went
away and that was the last that we hear of 1
him and his great possessions. He was ]
asked to make a sacrifice. This he" did not
desire to do. This he would not do. He ,
was told to give up his god and follow Jesus,
and he was promised, in the event of his
doing this, treasures in heaven. Theyoung ,
rulerdesired eternal life, he was anxious to i
know what he must do to inherit it, but he !
did not propose to secure it by giving up his '
earthly possessions. I
There are multitudes of amiable young
rulers all over Christendom who say they ,
are anxious to obtain eternal life, but they
do not propose to make any sacrifices, they
do not purpose to follow Je3us. They do
nnt propose giving up any earthly pleasure,
or to walk in the footsteps of Jesus. The 1
fact is they have in their hearts no real love j
either for God or man. They mistake good
nature for grace and gentlemanly conduct
toward their fellow-men for keeping the ;
commandments of God.
n rn ^ri^\c ~11
UUUIJ-WIIjJj 1UWAKUS iUM.?' /I iUl Vlltues,
charity, the one most talked about, is
the one least practiced in any essential
sense. We have plenty of alms-giving and
a great deal of personal affection for friends
and relations; a few of us have a certain
broad philosophic tolerance for difference of
opinion, and have come to the belief that
each man has the right to think as he deems
best, provided always that he does not
translate into actions hurtful to the community.
Of real charity as a habit of
judgment, of sincere good will towards
men not connected with us by the ties of
nature, love or self interest, how few of us
know anything or care to learn what we
do not know! Christianity is the religion
of all that ever came upon the earth, which
is founded most expressly upon the virtue
of good-will. If it is not charity, it is nothing;
and there is scarcely a chapter in that
New Testament which cannot be made to
yield an injunction to cultivate brotherly
love, either openly enjoined or conveyed
by implication.
"I Ought to Have Anticipated Tiiis."
A few days have passed over the grave of a
noble young man from whose lips fell these
words. He had well represented the enterprise
of life insurance, but neglected his
1 A\T1 tU? hir.1
SUU1. >V UtJIl llltj |III^SIkinil 1111UIIIILU mill
that his sudden and severe illness was fatal
and his time on earth very brief, he said
with the deliberation of a deep and awful
conviction, "I ought to have anticipated
this, but now it is too late."
The words thrilled the hearts of those
that loved him and watched theebbing life.
Yes, he ought to have anticipated the possibility
of such a hurried departure from
thescenesof probation. (), what a burden
of conscious folly and guilt and peril extorted
that confession from the dying man!
The number of those who have felt the anguish
of such an awakening to the stupendous
failure of a human soul for eternity,
the judgment day can alone reveal. Forev:
er will the dreadful ought weigh down the
spirit?the severest part of hell.?Exchange.
fiST "Dead-heads" in the church ! How
large the number embraced in this class !
They are well known. They seldom come
to prayer meeting, and only occasionally attend
public worship on the Sabbath, contributing
only very little for the support of the
gospel. In the line of finding fault and
stirring up strife they seem to be quite
active. The Church cannot afford to carry
[ them; but how to get rid of them is the
question. Get them converted, and then i
they will be all right. Dead in head, they
are dead in heart; they need conversion.
Let special effort be made for their conversion
; none need the work of grace more.
4ST The resurrection is only the to-morrow i
morning of death, and when we think of
the grave we should do so as in the happy
days of our childhood we thought of our
bed when we retired to it for the night, expecting
an elder brother to call us in the
morning and take us with him on a pleas
ant excursion.? II'. M. Taylor.
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1886. WEST LIBERTY STREET. 1886.!
Yorkville Livery and Feed Stables
ARE still on a boom, and the year 188<i finds
me with some of the finest' Vehicles ever j
shown in the Livery business in Yorkville, and i
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Cincinnati and Columbus Buggies
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FOR FUNERALS
I have a fine Queen City Ilearse and a Clarence
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I havoa Jumpseat Phajton and some Buggies
011 hand that I will give a big bargain in, if sold
soon to make room for my new stock.
HAVE YOUR HORSES FED
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sn ,i.?
F. E. SMITH.
FOraDRY
ANI)
Machine Shop.
^ j?
THE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that ho now has in operation, on
his lot on King's Mountain Street, a FOUNDRY
AND MACHINE-SHOP, in which he is prepared
todo all"manner of work in light iron and brass
castings, and general machine work.
REPAIRING
Of all kinds, promptly done on short notice.
Steam Engines, ana agricultural machinery of
any kind overhauled and repaired. Besides, any
class of work that may be wanted in his shop, he
will attend any call for repairing stationary engines,
doing the work on the premises, thus obviating
the necessity of moving the engine.
Prices reasonable. Terms, cash on completion
of the work. EDWARD THOMAS.
"toThe carolinaTtoyeTrade.
I RESPECTFULLY inform Stove Buyers all
over the State that I carry in stock, for Fall
and Winter trade,
550 Cooking and Heating Stoves & Ranges.
By actual count, requiring Store and Ware
house room, 2o by 2G0 feet to contain the stock,
and can till orders promptly.
COOKING STOVES FROM $8.00 UP.
Warranted to give satisfaction.
Best Box Heating Stoves from $2.50 Up.
The goods are bought from parties who sell
large jobbing trade only, and challenge a comparison
of quality and prices of Stoves with any
market North, South, East or West.
Write for circulars giving prices and a full
description of Goods, and
SAVE MONEY.
I am very anxious to get a sample Stove sold
in every neighborhood in the State. TERMS
CASII ON DELIVERY.
J. I). RATTERREE,
Chester, S. C.
October 15 31 12m
The Howe Machine Company's
LIGHT RUNNING, HIGH ARM,
" TSTe-w Howe "
WHICH IS THE BEST
SEWING MACHINE
EVER MADE.
1CALL special attention to the following features
:
The NEW HOWE is a new machine throughout,
(littering in every point from the machines
heretofore manufactured by the company. The
needle is self-setting. It has the most room under
the arm; the perfect Howe stitch; no holes
to thread, except the needle; the easiest shuttle
to thread ; the most perfect take up ; the loose
balance-wheel; the largest bobbin ; absolutely
no vibration; the most perfect tension. It is
the lightest running; noiseless, and the most
pleasing in appearance.
Prices within the reach of all. Call and get a
descriptive circular, and see the machine, which
is always on exhibition at my Photographic
Gallery.
PHOTOGRAPHY.
I would inform the public that I am yet making
PHOTOGRAPHS in all the various styles.
Also, Ferrotypes and other cheaper styles of
pictures. Pictures by the photographic "process
enlarged, and all work done in the best style of
the art at reasonable prices. Gallery on West
Liberty street, near the jail.
J. R. SCHORR.
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WILLS AM) MILL MACIIIXERL
THE undersigned respectfully informs the
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iract for the building or repairing of FLOURIN(J
AND CORN MILLS, and to furnish upon |
the best terms all kinds MILL MACHINERY. I
He is also Agent for one of the best WATER j
WHEELS made in the United States, which lie
rt'Ill SUll U1I IIIU 1V.MU, ,
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mail. Address
W. S. WELLS,
(1 rover, Cleveland Co., X. C.
April 1 IS 4t*
GARRY IRON RO
Manufacturers of all kinds of
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May 10
RELIEF !
For Forty Years A Sufferer from Catarrh.
WONDERFUL TO RELATE.
T710R forty years I have been a victim to G'ATARRH?three-fourths
of the time a sufferer
from excruciating pains across my forehead
and my nostrils. The discharges were so offensive
that I hesitate to mention it, except for the
good it may do some other sufferer. I have
' spent a young fortune from my earnings during
my forty years of sulfering to obtain relief from
the doctors. I have tried patent medicines?every
one T could learn of?from the four corners
of* the earth, with no relief. And AT LAST (57
years of age) have met with a remedy that has
cured mo entirely?made me a new man. I
i weighed 128 pounds and now weigh 14(5. I used
thirteen bottles of the medicine, and theonlj' regret
I have is that being in the humble walks of
life I may not have influence to prevail on all catarrh
sufferers to use what has cured me, Gninn's
Pioneer Blood Renewer. HENRY CHEVES.
"No. 2t>7 Second St., Macon, Ga."
"Mr. Henry Cheves, the writer of the above
formerly of Crawford county, now of Macon,
Georgia^ merits theconfidence of all interested in
catarrh. W. A. HUFF, Ex-Mayor of Macon."
A superb Flesh Producer and Tonic.
Cininn's Pioneer Blood Renewer
Cures all Blood andSkin Diseases, Rheumatism,
Scrofula, Old Sores. A perfect Spring Medicine.
If not in your market it will be forwarded on receipt
of price. Small bottles $1.00; large bottles
81.75. Essay on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free. MACON MEDICINE COMPANY,
Macon, Georgia.
Eor sale by DOWRY & STARR, Yorkville.
April8 11 ly
"c. & L. NARROW GAUGE RAILROAD
QCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Traine
O from Lenoir, N. C., to Chester, S. C., taking
effect at 12 o'clock, Noon, Sunday, February
7th, 188(5.
GOING COUTH.
Leave Lenoir 8.00 A. M.
Arrive at Iludsonville,9 8.24 A. M.
Arrive at Lovelady,? 8.40 A. M.
Arrive at Hickory, 7.10 A. M.
Leave Newton 8.05 A. M.
Arrive at Maiden,? 8.33 A. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton, 9.10 A. M.
Arrive at Hardin's* 9.43 A. M.
Arrive at Dallas, 10.07 A. M.
Arrive at Gastonia, 10.23 A. M.
Leave Gastonia 10.40 A. M.
Arrive at Crowder's Creek,* 11.07 A. M.
Arrive at Clover, 11.30 A. M.
Arrive at Yorkville, 12.05 P. M.
Leaye Yorkville, 12.25 P. M.
Arrive at Guthriesville,* 12.53 P. M.
Arrive at Lowrysville,* 1.30 P. M.
Arrive at Chester 2.00 P. M.
GOING NORTH.
Leave Chester, *.zo r. ai.
Arrive at Lowrysville, 4.55 P. M.
Arrive at Guthriesville, 5.30 P. M.
Arrive at Yorkville, 5.55 P. M.
Leave Yorkville 6.10 P. M.
Arrive at Clover, 6.45 P. M.
Arrive at Crowder's Creek 7.10 P. M.
Arrive at Gastonia, 7.40 P. M.
Leave Gastonia, 7.55 P. M.
Arrive at Dallas, 8.11 P. M.
Arrive at Hardin's, 8.35 P. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton, 9.00 P. M.
Arrive at Maiden, 9.40 P. M.
Arrive at Newton, 10.05 P. M.
Leave Hickory, 10.50 P. M. ,
Arrive at Lovelady, 11.20 P. M.
Arrive at Hudsonville, 11.37 P. M.
Arrivoat Lenoir, 12.01 A. M.
* Flag Station.
G. R. TALCOTT, Superintendent.
February 18 7 tf
JOB PRINTING.
OWING to our superior facilities with the best
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tirst-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute all manner of J Oil
PRINTING in superior style, and at prices that
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charges for the same quality of work and materials.
We have recently made a reduction in
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we invite the attention of business men :
I5I1L.L HEADS.
For 500 For 1(J0<Half-sheet
Bill Heads, $3.50 $6.00
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads, 2.25 3.50
Sixth-sheet Bill Heads 2.00 3.00
Monthly statements at same price of sixth-sheet
oill heads. We will till an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number of either size of sheet
at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
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Packet Note, 2.25 3.50 *
Letter (large size) 2 3.00t?' 5.00
For the above work we use a superior quality
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We also give special attention to the printing
of Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authorities,
which we furnish strictly according to the
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L. M. GRIST, Yorkville, S. C,
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF YORK -COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
William E. Erwin and George J. Steele, Administrators
of George Steele, deceased, Plaintiffs,
against Samuel E. Bratton, Robert E.
Bratton, William E. Bratton, Jerome B.
Bratton, Rebecca I. B. Ashcraft, John A.
Bratton, John S. Bratton, J. Rufus Bratton,
. Napoleon B. Bratton, Martha E. Lowry,
Mary C. Lowry, SophiaC. O'Bannon, Elizabeth
De Loach, Jane E. Williams, Agnes B.
Harris, Camilla A. Erwin, and Harriet J.
Dixon, Defendants.?Summon* for Belief?
Complaint not Served.
To the Defendants above-named, the first six
being non-residents:
YOU are hereby summoned and required to
answer the Complaint in this action, which
is herewith this dajT filed in the office of the Clerk j
of the Court of Common Pleas, for said County. ^
and to serve a copy of your answer to the said
Complaint 011 the' subscriber, at his office in
Yorkville, South Carolina, within twenty days
after the service hereof, exclusive of the day of
such service; and if you fail to answer the Complaint
within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff in
this action will apply to the Court for the relief
demanded in the Complaint.
[Summons and Complaint filed March lf>, 1.880.
Jos. F. Wallace, C. C. Pis.]
BateO Yorkville. S. C.. March lf>. A. D. 1880.
" C. E "SPENCER, Plaintiffs' Attorney.
March 18 11 6t
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROEINA,
COl'XTY OF YORK?COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Anderson Earwood, individually, and as Administrator
of Charlotte Gaston, deceased, *
Plaintiff, against Betsio Carroll, Mary A.
Settles, Meliah Trantham, Thomas Earwood,
Riley Earwood, Oma Enloe, Andrew Gladden,
John Ramsey and Holly Ann Ramsey,
Defendants.?Summons for Relief?Complaint
not served.
To the Defendants above-named, all being nonresidents
:
Tr<)U are hereby summoned and required to
j[ answer the Complaint in this action, which is
this day herewith tiled in the office of the Clerk of
the Court of Common Pleas for the said county,
and to serve a copy of your Answer to the
said Complaint 011 the subscriber, at hisoffice in
Yorkvillc, South Carolina, within twenty days
after the service hereof, exclusive of the day of
such service; and if you fail to answer the Complaint
within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff
in this action will apply to the Court for the relief
demanded in the Complaint.
Dated Yorkville, S. C., March 15, A D., 188(1.
C, E. SPENCER, Plaintiffs Attorney.
March 25 12 (It*
TilE STATK OF SOI TH ( AROLINA.
York C'ouuty. <
! XX7TIEREAS ELLEN MURRAY has applied
| J J to me for Letters of Administration, 011 all
and singular the goods and chattels, rights and
credits of PATRICK T. MURRAY, late of the
county aforesaid, deceased:
These are, therefore, to cite and admonish all
and singular the kindred and creditors of the
said deceased, to be and appear before me, at our
next Probate Court for the said county, to be
holden at York Court House on the23RD DAY
OF APRIL, 1.886, at 11 o'clock A. M., to shew
cause, if any, why the said Administration
should not be granted.
Given under my hand and seal this 5th day of
April, in the* vear of our Lord one thou......I
\ .'1 1 1
Nairn I'lUlll II It mil Hi illiu ci^iiraiA,auu ill vur
110th your of the Independence of the United
States of America.
J. BE ATT Y WILLIAMS,
Probate Judge of York County.
Aprils 1 -t
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