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VOL. 32. YOEKVILLE, S C., THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1886. ^O. 13.
Jo ?rigioal Jtorg.
Writtes for the Yorkvilie Enquirer.
AMOS BAEfOH,
IJY L.. r>. OZMOND.
CHAPTER V.
Joseph Baker was a young man from the
country, fresh and unsophisticated. His
visit to San Francisco was an experimental
one ; he had an uncle there in business, who
had offered to give him a start in life, provided
he took kindly to clerking in a merchant's
office. But Joseph found this occupation
intolerable after the freedom of the
country, and decided that he would rather
return to his father's ranch.
Ra iincrf?rpd in the oitv until near Christ
mas, and then took his departure, being I
anxious to spend the holiday season with
his family.
He made his journey by rail until within
a short distance of the ranch, and here a
team was to meet him and convey him the
rest of the way.
It was raining when he reached this stopping-place,
and the expected conveyance
not having arrived, he walked into a rough
cabin which was used as a waiting-room,
and sat down to exercise his patience in
the vicinity of a rusty stove, where a heap
of ashes still remained to show that a fire
had once burned there.
While he waited, there came another
traveler upon the scene. This was a respectable-looking
man, neatly dresed, but
with a sad and rather vacant expression of
face; he moved in a lingering, uncertain
way, and gazed about him as he entered
with a bewildered expression, as if he was
not sure of his whereabouts. He stood for
? a moment within the door, looking rather
apprehensively at young Baker; then, apparently
re-assured, advanced slowly and
spoke in a timid, anxious tone?
"Can you tell me, sir, if you please, how
far I am from Sacramento?"
"Sacramento 1" repeated Baker. "Why,
you are not in that neighborhood at all.
Sacramento must be a hundred miles from
here 1"
"A hundred miles !?is it possible? Then
I have certainly been misdirected," said
the stranger.
"Did you come by the train?" asked Baker.
"No, I walked?that is partly. I have
walked perhaps a dozen miles to-day. I
am very weary and the rain has impeded
my progress; it makes the roads so bad."
"Yes. the roads in some places are very
bad." The young man as he spoke, looked
.. * curiously at the new comer, whose manner
was certainly peculiar. Although he
did not by any means appear to be an object
of charity, yet there was something
forlorn and melancholy in his aspect that
^ excited sympathy.
"How far are you going to-night?" was
Baker's next question.
"My dear sir, I don't know. In fact, I do
not know where I am, nor how far I have
?,c?raej!
Baker informed him of the locality, adding
that he supposed he was a stranger in
those parts.
"Yes, sir. And as I said before, I have
been misdirected?purposely, I verily believe."
"Why purposely ? It would be a shab
by thing to do."
"A shabby thing?a villainous thing," rejoined
the other with some excitement of
manner. "But, sir, there are villains in the
I" world and plenty of them?plenty of them,
as I know to my cost."
^ "Well, I suppose that's so," said Baker.
"Luckily for me, I haven't come in contact
with many of them. When I was in San
Francisco?"
"Hush!?hush !"cried the stranger, starting
nervously, and hastily glancing around.
"Pray, pray, don't make any allusion to
that?to that?"
"To what?" asked Baker in surprise, as
he paused seemingly for the want of a suitable
phrase.
"To that den of iniquity," was the emphatic
rejoinder. Let me advise you, let
me entreat you, as you value your safety,
never to trust yourself within its snares.
If you have once done so and been fortunate
enough to escape unharmed, be thankful
for your good luck and don't tempt Providence
by another trial!"
(I know what's the matter, thought Baker;
he's been speculating in stocks and
come out at the wrong end. If the brokers
have been playing with him, it's no wonder
he thinks San Francisco an unrighteous
place.)
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and a wagonette (vame in sight, driven by a
w stout farmer's boy in a shining oilskin suit.
? "Here's my trap," exclaimed Joseph,
^ starting up joyfully. And taking his valise
he was about to depart with an unceremonious
"good-bye," when a new idea occurred
to him and he paused.
"I say," he remarked, "I don't like the
notion of driving off comfortably and leaving
you here alone at this time of the evening.
Can't I take you somewhere? It's
dark for walking."
"It is dark," assented the stranger.
"And it's raining now like bricks."
"It is raining pretty hard."
"Well, come along with me. If you are
not sure of your way, suppose you stop at
our place for to-night. It isn't far from
here."
"Oh! you are very kind," was the rejoinder,
"but such an act on my part, would, I
fear, prove an intrusion."
"Oh! not at all," cheerfully replied Baker.
"My father and mother will make you welcome,
I know. And we've got lots of room
at the ranch."
"Really, I am most grateful," said the
other, and his pleased, relieved expression
confirmed his words. In a minute more
they were spinning along the muddy road,
the stout horses seeming quite indifferent to
wind and wet,and evidently familiarenough
with the way to find the darkness no ob"
stacle to their speed, while the lad who
drove explained elaborately to Baker the
cause of his delay in meeting him. A wagon
had broken down about a mile from the
ranch, and he?the boy?had found it necessary
to assist the distressed driver to get it
to rights.
"It's just as well," replied Baker, "for if
you had been on hand when I arrived, I
should have missed the opportunity of helping
this gentleman a little on his way."
"It was, indeed, fortunate for me," added
the stranger.
At length a light was seen twinkling in
the distance, and the ranch was reached.
They entered the gate aud drove up to the
house, a rambling, low-roofed cottage, built
partly of adobe, partly of wood, with a long
verandah extending along the front and one
side. The door opened as they alighted,
and revealed the family grouped within the
hall to welcome the son and heir home.
There were the parents, a jolly-looking
couple not yet showing signs of age, although
they had been married twenty-five
years; a son younger than Joseph, three
daughters between the ages of eighteen and
twelve, and an orphan niece of fourteen who
lived with them. Much kissing and handshaking
now ensued, and this being over,
Joseph proceeded to introduce his fellow
traveler, who hung modestly back.
"Father, this gentleman had missed his
road, and was waiting in the station, so I
asked hitu to come and spend, the night
with us."
"You are right welcome, sir," said Mr.
Baker hospitably. "We've always a spare
| bed and enough to eat. Come, I reckon
you're both hungry, and cold as well, eh ?
| Come into the sitting-room and warm up a
bit, while the old lady gets your supper
ready. Henry, put on a fresh log. Girls,
i. ? i i-1.
you can pull in me snuuers now, mm iet
thecurtainsdown. It's a cold, bleak night."
Supper was soon ready, and they gathered
round the well filled board, where abundance
reigned if elegance was wanting. As
they drew up their chairs, Mr. Baker remarked,
"By-the-by, Joe, you haven't told
us your friend's name."
Joseph colored, and glanced toward their
visitor, who had not enlightened him on
the point in question.
"I haven't yet learned it myself, sir," he
replied.
"My name?"said the stranger, seemingly
a little confused. "It is?ah?it is?Clarence
Daly. Yes, Clarence Daly, of Antwerp."
"Antwerp?" Then you're a foreigner?"
said Baker, senior, interrogatively.
"Oh no. I was merely educated abroad,
and resided there for some time afterwards."
"Oh, I see," said Mr. Baker. "Well, Mr.
Daly, I hope you'll make yourself at home.
Jane, give Mr. Daly, a hot biscuit. Joe,
pass the ham."
These kind people did their best, certainly,
to put their guest at his ease and make
him comfortable; but it did not seem his
nature to be comfortable. He ate in a nervous
manner, occasionally glancing about
him in an apprehensive way, and starting at
any unexpected movement or remark; and
once, when a door slammed in the passage,
he dropped the spoon which he was conveying
to his lips, and spilled his coffee on
tne taoie, wnue nan srarung irom his setn.
"Dislike noise, sir?" asked his host with
an amused look. "I'm afraid you'll get
considerable of it here; we're a noisy set,
usually. The doors are always banging,
too, some way. But I reckon that's the
wind's fault as much as ours."
"It's the fault of those who leave them
open," said Lou, the eldest girl.
"I?I confess to being a little nervous,"
said Mr. Daly in an apologetic tone. "I
suppose it is very absurd ; but I hope you
won't mind. I can't help it."
"Been sick, may be ? You look delicate,
if you'll excuse the remark."
"Yes, I have been ill?very ill. And iny
nerves have been dreadfully shaken. Even
now, they are quite unstrung. But don't
let us dwell on this subject, please. It is a
painful one to me; very painful." He
quite trembled with the earnestness of his
appeal as he looked around. 31r. Baker,
beside whom he sat at table, slapped him
on the shoulder with the remark that country
air would do him good."
"It's the best tonic in the world, sir, for
the nerves. There's no medicine equal
to it in my judgment. Plenty of wholesome
fresh air and new milk?I can assure
you that there's?no milk better than
ours for miles around. The old lady shall
give you all you can drink. And you
won't be in a hurry to leave us, I hope;
stay right along here until you get toned
up a bit. We'll make him welcome, won't
we, Bess?"
"That we will," said Mrs. Baker kindly.
"I'm real glad you happened along, Mr.
Daly. It seems quite providential that
our Joe met you, for you don't look fit to
travel fartherjust yet."
Mr. Daly, thus cordially encouraged, expressed
his thanks in his faltering way, but
with evident and sincere appreciation of the
hospitality pressed upon him. Before he
was shown to his room, he had promised to
make an indefinite stay at the ranch, in
order to try its curative powers. When he
was out of hearing, the family naturally
began to discuss him, and they agreed that
he seemed a "little queer." Mrs. Baker
thought that sickness had probably shaken
his mind, but that rest and change of
scene would make him all right. Joe announced
his belief that is was stocks that
had upset him. The stock fever was running
very high at that time, and he had
been much impressed during his stay in
the city by the universal excitement which
it produced, and by the immense failures
and successes resulting from speculations in
the stock-market.
"And those brokers, I tell you they are
a sharp lot! You can't trust one of them,
sir," he said to his father. "Any greenhorn
that falls into their hands is bound to
suffer. And this Daly, he don't look very
well able to take care of himself. I'd be
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been taken in?pinched in some wild-cat or
other."
"Wild-cat!?do they have wild-cats in
San Francisco ?" asked Nannie, the youngest
girl. Her brother laughed, and explained
that the term was applied to a bogus
mine. With a natural satisfaction arising
from the consciousness of superior knowledge
acquired during his late trip, he continued
to entertain his admiring family
with an account of his experiences, until the
clock warned them that it was time for all
to be in bed.
The household at the ranch were early
I risers, llut early as they were, the first one
I up on the following morning found that Mr.
I Daly had risen earlier still. Ilenry, going
after the cows with a lantern to guide his
steps, was amazed at encountering a dark
figure wandering in his pathway, and still
more amazed to discover that the said figure
was none other than that of their guest.
"Why, is anything the matter?" he asked,
in a tone that betrayed his surprise.
"Nothing, my young friend, except that
j I could not sleep. Dreams, horrible dreams,
i drove me at midnight from my bed. Such
dreams as I hoped would not pursue me
i here. Such dreams as I trust may never
j visit you. Reality could hardly be worse."
The young man said he was very sorry to
| hear this. He had hoped that Mr. Daly
! would have a comfortable night.
"Comfortable?that's a word I have all
but forgotten the meaning of," was the
gloomy reply. "It is not likely that I shall
ever enjoy comfort in this world again.
Rut don't let me detain you, I beg. I hope
I shall not stand in the way of any of your
customary employment."
"I would ask you to come on with me and
see the cows milked, but I think you will
find it pleasanter in-doors," said Henry.
"There ought to be a fire in the kitchen by
this time."
"Thanks, my young friend. Pray do not
trouble yourself about me." And the melancholy
man walked on, leaving Ilenry to
wonder more than ever at his oddity.
The more the family saw of their visitor,
the more they became convinced thateither
some trouble, or the recent illness of which
he had spoken, had slightly unsettled his
mind. He was gentle and inoffensive,
scrupulous in his attention to all the forms
of politeness which a well-bred person usually
observes, and paternally kind to the
younger members of the circle, who soon
overcame their shyness and became quite
fond of him. But though in these respects
he was rational, and though he could converse
on many subjects quite pleasantly and
clearly, yet there were times when he was
undeniably shaken and confused, when a
chance word would unexpectedly throw him
off his balance and cast him into a tremor of
agitation, for which nobody could assign a
cause. Fresh air and new milk, Mrs. Baker's
sovereign remedies, did not produce as
good an effect upon his health as that good
lady had predicted for them. Every now
and then he would begin to make arrangements
for leaving the ranch, but always
nrith cn/.h avriflonfc rplnnhinpft and such UI1
certainty of purpose that his kind entertainers
would urge him to remain longer,
and so the days and weeks slipped by and
left him still an inmate of their home.
One day he manifested great excitement
at the sight of a carriage, containing two
men, which drove in at the gate. He rushed
into one of the outbuildings where Mrs.
Baker was superintending some domestic
work, and tremblingly asked if he could
hide himself there until these men were
gone.
"Sakes alive! they won't hurt you, my
good man," said the worthy dame. "Why
are you afraid of them?"
"I cannot tell you ; but indeed, indeed I
have cause," he replied in much distress.
"I am sure I have seen one of them before.
Pray don't say a word to either of them of
my presence here."
She readily promised that she would not,
and told him he was quite safe with her.
Fortunately for his peace of mind the visitors
soon finished their errand and depart1
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ered from the agitation into which he had
been thrown by their approach.
Mr. Baker, when his wife related this
incident, remarked seriously that he hoped
he wasn't doing Daly any wrong, but that
it looked very much as if he had done something
criminal and was trying to escape detection.
"Oh, no, poor fellow, I don't suspect him
of anything like that," said kind Mrs. Baker.
"Pie's only a bit upset and nervous;
he'll come round all right by and by. It's
my opinion that he's been frightened some
way and can't get over it."
Mr. Baker shook his head, but supposed,
as usual, his wife knew best.
[to be continued.]
JOHN E. KENNA.
The administration, in its fight against
the Senate in demanding the cause of removal
of certain officers, has gained another
champion in the person of Senator John
E. Kenna, of West Virginia. Mr. Kenna
is the youngest member of the Senate and
hitherto has made but few speeches. In
his defense of the administration he showed
that John Sherman, when he was Secretary
of the Treasury, refused to give the Senate
the reason for the removal of Chester A.
Arthur from theeolleetorship of New York.
Mr. Sherman's refusal was addressed to
Senator Conk ling, as chairman of the Senate
committee. Mr. Kenna then arraigned Edmunds
and Logan. There was a funny
scene when the speaker quoted and commented
upon the Tenure of Office Act proposed
by Mr. Logan in 1809, when he was
a Representative, and by which he proposed
to legislate out of office, at one stroke,
every civil officer, except Judges on the1
hench. who had been annointed nrior to !
the 4th of March, 18(59, so that Grant could
have a clear field. Mr. Logan had been I
dozing in the cloak room, with no thought
of being attacked, and he walked toward
his seat, rubbing his eyes just as Mr. Kenna
left him to take up Mr. Sherman. The
dazed Senator made such a ludicrous appearance
that a loud laugh burst out all
over the Chamber. John E. Kenna was
born at Valcoulon, Virginia, (now \V. Ya.)
April 10th, 1848. lie lived and worked on a
farm, and at the outbreak of the war entered
the Confederate service as a private.
Pie was wounded in 1801, and surrendered
at Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1865. He afterwards
attended St. Vincent's College,
Wheeling, W. Va., studied law with Miller
and Quatrier, at Charleston, W. Va., and
was admitted to the bar June 20th, 1870.
lie has continued to practice law since that
time. lie was elected Prosecuting Attornev
for Kenawha countv. W. Va.. on the
Democratic ticket in 1872, and served until
January, 1877. In 1875 he was elected by
the bar in the respective counties, under
statutory provisions to hold the Circuit
Court of Lincoln and Wayne, W. Va. He
was, as a representative to the Forty-fifth,
Forty-sixth, Forty-seventh and had been
elected to the Forty-eighth Congress, as a
Democrat, when he was chosen United
States Senator, to succeed Ilenry G. Davis.
He took his seat December 3d, 1883. His
term of service expires March 3rd, 1889.
Hair As jewels are treasured in the casket
to be brought forth on great occasions,
so we should preserve the remembrance of
our joys, and keep them for seasons when
special consolations are wanted to cheer the
sou 1 .?Jane Kirkpatrick.
g$rThe thought of being nothing after
death is a burden insupportable to a virtuous
man ; we naturally aim at happiness,
and cannot bear to have it confined to our
present being.?Dryilen.
|psceU?uc0ttS flcatttug.
THE RAILWAY MAIL SERVICE.
! THE ARDUOUS DUTIES OF THE RAILWAY
POSTAL CLERKS.
.
Probably the work of no class of public
servants is so little understood as that of the
United States Railway Postal Clerk. Many
people suppose that this class of public employes
are furnished a room and free pass
on a fast train simply to take on a mail-bag
at one station and kick off" one at the next,
and that the mail is all "sorted" and made
up at general distributing offices in large
cities like Detroit, Cleveland or Chicago.
Were the public permitted to view the actual
work in one of these mail cars it would
take but a few minutes to undeceive them.
When a person is appointed to a United
| States postal clerkship he is first sworn to
abide by the rules and regulations of the department,
and to support the Constitution of
the United States, etc. He
is then given a "scheme" and placed
in charge of an experienced postal clerk, who
takes him out on his "run" and initiates
him. lie must first sign the trip "record,"
giving both the schedule and actual time of
his departure, and the failure to sign this
upon both arrival and departure forfeits his
day's pay.
He must accompany the mail wagon to
the train, and upon entering the car, if he
had any idea that he was to get a "soft job,"
is soon convinced that here, at least, is
business. If he has on his best suit and is
unprovided with overalls and "wamus," he
will return with ruined clothes and soiled
linen.
He finds one side of the car covered with
from 100 to 500 pigeon holes for letters. At
the end forty or 100 larger boxes for papers,
and sometimes an iron rack hung full of
sacks and pouches. He has, perhaps, previously
been given a list of the stations
along the route, and now begins his first service
as a "news dispenser" by emptying a
sack of papers. He must first notice the
wooden tag and see if it is labeled for his
road, and when done the strings must be taken
from these: thev must be counted and
a record kept of the number, and they must
be returned to Detroit or Syracuse N. Y., or
some othe large town by the first mail.
The mail car being generally next to the
engine, the hiss of escaping steam, and occasional
whistle, incessant ringing of the
bell, the noise of wagons on the pavement,
all tend to make contusion worse confounded,
and the novice suddenly finds himself
very awkward?he can hardly untie the
knot in the string which fastens the sack;
the sack is heavy, he can hardly lift it; the
papers roll out on the board, some catch in
the string and refuse to come out.
He begins work by picking up a paper,
it is wrong end to; he turns it around, it is
wrong side up; he turns it over; perhaps he
will read the name written in an imperfect
scrawl, to Miss Jemima Jenkins, Jacksonville;
he is going to throw it into the
Jackson pouch, but the head clerk tells him
Jacksonville is not Jackson, gives it a
glance and says.Illinois; he then finds he
must learn to read up, State at the bottom,
then county, then postoffice,' and never
mind the individual. This was missent;
he will somewhere in the sack find a slip of
paper containing the name of the clerk who
put up that sack, with the date and postmark
of his run; he will check this error
by crossing the face and writing on the
back the name of the postoffice of the piece
missent, the number of such pieces found,
and write his own name and postmark it
and lay it one side to send with his next
trip report.
A record of these errors checked against
each postal clerk is kept hy the Superintendent
of his division, and at the end of
the month or oftener, these "checks" or
slips are sent to the clerk making the error,
whereby he can learn of his own ignorance
or carelessness and correct it in the future;
a summary of the aggregate he has checked
and those against him is also sent him.
And now just a word about this checking
business. Although it is one of the requirements
that every error be checked, I
doubt if ten per cent, of them are, and
for that reason would not give a fig for
the general departmental report of the
number of pieces miscarried, neither would
we for that of the amount of mail handled,
for postal clerks are required to count the
tags on the sacks of papers and the slips on
the packages of letters handled and report
it everyday. The majority of clerks
we have come in contact with have advocated
the plan of checking but little, if at
all, and do not count their slips regularly,
some not more than two or three times a
month, andguessat it by taking the average,
being sure to get it large enough.
In justice to these clerks let me say that
the time is often so limited and they are
so overworked that if they stopped to cheek
or count slips they would not have time
to do their work and would often carry
| mail by its destination. Sill, much more
could be done than is toward perfecting
the reports else the record is useless and the
regulation a dead letter.
The man who conscientiously endeavors
to check every error is often stamped as a
"smeller," and his reputation is widely
known. He soon find checks flowing in on
him of errors he never made, being paid
by unscrupulous and revengeful ones. Disgusted
he falls into line, and only checks
when he feels like it and has plenty of time.
But to return to our new clerk. Ilis awkwardness
grows upon him; it is cloudy,
the steam from the engine shuts out much
of the little light that can find a way in
through the dirty windows. Nine out of
ten papers he picks up come from the newspaper
office, where, for their own interest,
one would suppose they would put on legible
and secure addresses in order to insure
! prompt and safe delivery; but no?a little
yellow slip about an inch long and onei
eighth or one-quarter wide, on which is
! name, postoflice, county and State, is only
j half pasted on the newspaper used as a
I wrapper. By lamplight it is hardly distinguished
from the reading matter on the
i paper. lie strains his eyes and searches
: for the address, loses time, and perhaps can't
1 get through the forty or fifty sack of papers
j before he gets to the first station and some
j mail is carried by; some one docs not get
! his regular paper; it is delayed a day ; he
j cusses at the mail man, when really it is
I the fault of the publisher. Perhaps the
! paste was not any too adhesive, and the
i little yellow address has come off and been
j lost. Ilere is bother, here is loss of time,
! here are papers returned to the chief clerk
! at the main office, aud thence returned to
j the publishers, to be relabled and a new
| trial given. The subscriber swears at the
j poor mail facilities; the publisher at the
postal clerk, and whose fault is it?
The new clerk is bothered ; he is getting
"rattled ;" he can't find the boxes or sacks;
he asks the old clerk the same question
twenty times over as he picks up piece after
piece of mail; he sees the old clerk "throw"
letters or papers by the thousand, and almost
discouraged, wonders if he can ever
attain such marvelous proficiency and rapidity.
The whistle blows; the speed on the train
is slackening; he tries to get the sack of
papers out of the rack, but runs one of the
hooks in his hand; it is too full, it won't
come out; he lifts and tugs; at last 'tis done;
he tries to pull the mail out of the large
box; his arm isn't long enough ; he grasps
the hoe and rakes it out; he stoops to pick
up a mail pouch, but the brakes cause a sudden
jerk to the train and he is thrown against
the rack, and a severe bruise advises him to
be more careful hereafter; he tries to get
the letters out of the pigeon-hole and tie
them up ; they slip out of his hand ; he can
hardly tie a knot; where is his knife to cut
the string; he closes the pouch; the iron
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good; he snaps the lock; runs to the door
with the pouch. The transfer man growls
because he don't throw it off, but strict regulations
forbid his doing so while the train
is in motion, for mail bags have fallen under
the cars and been cut to pieces or persons
have been hurt on the platform.
He grasps the leather pouch and finds his
finger nails hardly strong enough to cope
with bullshide; a half dozen letters are
handed him by as many different persons;
he closes the door as the car is getting
very cold and the wind is blowing his slips
all around the room, but someone is hammering
on the door and shouting, who has
a letter and is too stupid to see the hole in
the door made purposely for the accommodation
of tardy ones; a timid girl stands
back with a letter; a little boy has one bordered
in black; the traveling agent hands
a score of postal cards and the hotel keeper
has a couple which he won't drop in the
village office, "just to spite the new incumbent."
The clerk hastens to postmark these letters?work
which ought to have been done
at the office; unlocks the pouch?perhaps
the key sticks in the lock, or the lock won't
open, or the strap catches in the rings;
every moment is precious; he dumps out
the mail, cuts the string on the package
and commences to distribute, but every
other letter is bottom side up or turned
around, as the country postmaster can't
find time or take the trouble, as is his duty,
to arrange them.
Here are letters for all over the world.
Quick as a flash he throws one into the
Canada box, one foreign, a dozen for Detroit;
one for a small office just passed he
puts into a "return" box, for by and by he
will meet the accommodation train going
back and he will put this "return" mail
into a "return" pouch and send it back in
charge of the baggageman, to be delivered
to the postal clerk on the next mail train j
following, to be distributed by him.
Here is a letter for "roilokes," (an actual
occurrence); he studies a moment, then
throws it to Detroit & Grand Haven Railroad
postoffice for the first station out of Detroit.
Here is a letter with no State; about
one-fourth have counties on ; here is one
with no address at all; here is one with no
stamp ; here one not postmarked; now one
forwarded from one to another place until
the face of the envelope is entirely defaced ;
here is one which has been to Stock bridge,
N. Y., thence to office of same name in Vermont,
thence to another in Massachusetts,
thence Georgia, thence Michigan, and not
for any of these places the stray letter goes
on to Wisconsin or some oiner ?taie. now
he hates the poetical address. Here is a letter
for .Straits Lake and has been marked
"no such office in the State named it then
went to the Dead Letter Office and was
warked "Deficiency in address supplied,"
and it is once more on its way from Detroit
to Orchard Lake, having been traveling for
a couple of weeks when it would have reached
its destination in the same number of
hoursif ithad not been addressed wrongly to
a "local" name instead of the postoffice. It
is also stamped "Please inform your correspondent
of your correct address." People
make mistakes in heading their letters with
local names instead of their postoffice. It
cannot be supposed that postal clerks can
learn the million local situations in addition
to thousands of regular postoffices. Ilere is
a letter marked "missent." Whose fault?
Was it "checked?" It is erroneous to
charge these missent letters to new clerks,
for but a small per centage of the postal
clerks have been changed, and although a
new man make a few errors on the start, he
is generally sonnxious to have aclear record
that he is very careful and nervous, looking
over his mail several times if he has time,
and thereby is not apt to make as many errors
as the old hand, who is more confident
and careless.?Detroit Free Press.
How Many Hours for Sleep??There
is an old saying that has frightened a great
many people from taking the rest that nature
demanded for them, "Nine hours are
enough for a fool." They may be; and not
too many for a wise man who feels that he
needs them. Goethe, when performing his
most prodigious literary feats, felt that he
needed nine hours; what is better he took
them. We presume it is conceded by all
thoughtful persons that the brain in very
young children, say three or four years of
age, requires all of twelve hours in rest, or
sleep. This period is shortened gradually
until, at fourteen years of age, the boy is
found to need only ten hours. When full
grown and in a healthy condition, the man
may find a night of eight hours sufficient to
repair the exhaustion of the day and newcreate
him for the morrow. But if he discover
that he needs more sleep he should
take it. There is surely something wrong
about him ; perhaps a forgotten waste must
be repaired. His sleep, evidently has not
been made up; and until it hasand he can
spring to his work with an exhilaration for
it, he should sensibly conclude to let his instinct
control him and stay in bed.?Margaret
Sidney, in Good Housekeeping.
Astronomical Events.?The principal
astronomical event of 1880 will be the total
eclipse ol the sun on the 2!)th of August, j
The line of totality in this eclipse will cross !
the Atlantic Ocean, traversing land in the !
West Indies just after sunrise and in Southern
Africa toward sunset. On the coast of
Benguela the total phase lasts nearly nve
minutes, and at Grenada, in the West Indies,
the duration will be nearly four minutes.
Three comets of known period are
expected to return duringthe year. Gibers'
comet, with a period of seventy-one and a
half years, will probably reach Perihelion |
near the close of the year. A small comet
discovered by Pons in 1819, and rediscovered
by Winnecke in 1858, is due in 1888, as is
also the one first seen by Temple in 18G9,
and again observed by Swift in 1880. The
period of each of these two comets is about
five and a half years.
?hc Idle*.
MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
She was only sixteen years old when first
John brought her to the farm?a dark skinned,
velvet eyed girl, with a light step
like that of some beautiful panther stealing
over the forest leaves. I was preserving
grapes in the kitchen, with a big white
apron tied around my waist, and my hair
tucked away behind the frills of a muslin
cap, when John opened the door and said to
me :
"Mother, dear, here is a daughter for
you!"
"A daughter!" I echoed, dropping the
glass jar to the ground, where it shivered
into a score of sparkling pieces. For this
was the first I had heard of my son's marriage.
"John Murray, what on earth do
you mean?"
"Didn't you get my letter, mother?"
said he.
I had received no letter and I told him
so.
"That's unfortunate," said John gravely.
"But I can tell you now what I wrote
you last week?that I'm married to Juliet
Percy. Have you no welcoming kiss for
my wife?"
Mechanically I kissed her but there was
no heart in the action.
"Come into the parlor, my dear, and take
off your hat and shawl. I suppose you are
very tired with your journey and would like
a cup of tea."
Juliet did not answer, only looked at me
with her dark, solemn eyes.
"For mercy's sake, who is she?" I asked
John, when he came to me out in the garden,
where I was gathering peaches to slice
up for tea. "Where did you meet her?
And how did you come to marry her in
this unexpected way?"
"She is the daughter of Percival Percy,
the actor. He boarded at the same house
where I did aud died suddenly from an
i overdose of morphine. She was left utterly
alone and unprovided for, and I got interested
in her before I knew it."
"Humph!" was my comment,
t "You will try to love her, mother, for
my sake, urged John, laying his hand caressingly
on my shoulder. I could feel the
sudden tears brimming into my eyes.
"John," cried I, "I would try to love a
cook-maid or a beggar girl, if you brought
her home here, and asked me to love her.
But, it may not be such an easy task."
Mrs. Deacon Dodley came to tea the next
day, and I told her all about it.
"She seems a pretty girl enough," said
Mrs. Dodley.
"But she's such a mere child;" said I,
"and as inanimate as a block of wood. And
an actor's daughter at that. John has married
her merely out of pity, and I hope he
won't live to repent his rash Quixotism,
that's all."
"Do you really mean it?"
"Heasgood as told meso himself," said I.
When the tea-bell rang, Juliet was noI
where to be found.
"I suppose she has gone out to the field to
meet her husband," said I. "These young
married people are so silly. We won't wait
tea for them, Mrs. Dodley."
The meal, however, was but half over,
when John came in, very pale, and with a
set look about the muscles of his mouth
which I had never before seen there.
"Mother," cried he, passionately, "what
is this thing: that you have done?"
"I?"echoed I, in amazement.
"You have driven my wife away from
me?"
"John!"
"I met Juliet just now, hurrying down
the road, with a bundle under her arm. She
told me you had said to Mrs. Dodley that I
had married her merely out of pity. She
declared to me that I was free once and forever.
I could not stop nor pacify her, poor,
tortured child; but I gathered from her incoherent
talk that she was going to her
friend, Mrs, Bligh, who kept the New York
boarding-house. Get me my things, mother.
I will follow her there at once."
But when he reached Mrs. Bligh's house
Juliet had not been there. And no trace
could he find of her anywhere.
He came back to the farm, looking full ten
years older.
"Mother," said he, hoarsely "this is your
work."
"Oh! John! John!" was all that I could
say, as I wrung my hands in mute despair.
"I didn't mean any harm! I didn't, in
deed!"
"You have blighted my life!" he said,
bitterly. "And poor, poor little Juliet!
God only knows what has become of her!"
I can hardly remember how that autumn
and winter passed away, but it was the next
spring, just as the crocuses began to show
their emerald points through the vailing
snow that covered the March world, when
John fell ill of typhoid fever. And in his
delirium he kept calling day and night for
j "Juliet! Juliet!" He never mentioned his
mother's name; he never looked up into
my face with eyes of tender recognition;
but he fancied himself looking for a lost
child in the woods, and the name of that
child, repeated ever and anon like a sad refrain,
was "Juliet!"
"Who is Juliet?" the city doctor we had
called in, suddenly asked. "Whoever she
is, let her come to him. It may be his salvation."
And then I was forced to tell him all.
"Put an advertisement in the 'personal'
column of the daily paper," said the doctor.
"Do you think it will do any good?" I
asked, piteously; and he answered :
"It is worth the trial, at all events."
I was sitting at the kitchen table that
very evening, studying out the form of an
advertisemeut?I chose the kitchen so that
the light of the lamp should not annoy my
poor boy?when the curious magnetic thrills
which sometimes announce to us the pres!
ence of another humanity than our own in
: the room, crept through my veins, and
looking up with a start I saw?Juliet!
Standing on the threshold, dark-skinned
and velvet eyed, just as she had stood that
radiant September afternoon when first I
saw her.
"Is it true?" she asked me, with a wild
vehemence of manner of which I had scarcely
believed her capable, "that he is sick?
dying?and I not by his side ?"
I ran to her, holding out both my arms.
"Stand back!" she cried, passionately,
"I have neither pity nor favor to ask of you.
But I loved him. Oh, loved him, even
though he did not care for me!"
I took her by the arm.
"Juliet!" cried I, "listen!"
And from the sick-room came the pitiful
reiteration of the one word :
"Juliet! Juliet!"
She threw herself upon my bosom, with a
burst of sobs and tears which seemed to relieve
her poor, overcharged heart.
"Tell me," she faltered, "that my ears
are not deceiving me! Tell me does he
want me?"
"He is breaking his heart for you," I answered.
"He loves you better than his
own life."
"May I go to him ?"
"Go!"
I stood listening while she hurried into
the darkened room?listening with one
hand pressed over my heart. And still
came forth the pleading cry:
"Juliet!" Juliet!"
Until all of a sudden it paused, and I
heard my poor boy say, with an utterance
Af innflfo K1q *?ol 5of
"She has come back to me, my Juliet,
and now I can die in peace!"
But he did not die, my only son. He
lived, thanks to the tireless nursing and
tender devotion of the dark-eyed young
wife who had come, like a healing angei,
to his side.
"Juliet," I said to her, the day that he
first sat up in a cushioned chair, "it is you
that we have to thank for this."
She looked up at me with those great,
wistful eyes of hers.
"And do you think you can love me
now?" said she, imploringly.
"My darling! my darling!" was all that
I could say, as I clasped the slight, small
figure close to my heart.
And from that day to this, there has never
been the slightest shadow of doubt or
dissension between me and my daughter-inlaw.?
Amy Randolph.
CONCERNING NEWSPAPERS.
Sam Small, in a recent sermon in Chicago,
said concerning newspapers: "I have
been a newspaper man for twelve years,
and I will say that if I wanted to get a
clear and honest judgment of my work I
would rather go into a newspaper office
than into a court of justice. The best way
to ho ohnvo foar i<j to hp ? trup Christian.
The newspaper reporters are the best detective
force in the world. They have
unearthed more crimes and shams than all
other agencies, and my plan is to take the
bridles off them and let them go. If you
think newspapers give too much space to
divorce suits and scandals the-way for you
to do is to quit buying them?then they
will quit printing them. I beleive newspapers
need reforming in some respects,
but the way to do that is to reform the people.
Papers print what the people want,
and from the character of a newspaper I
can judge the character of its readers.
There would be no scandal if there were
no ears craving to hear them."
Speaking of the importance to a community
of the local newspaper, Hon. David
Davis, says: Every year every local paper
gives from 500 to 5,000 free lines for the sole
benefit of the community in which it is located.
No other agency can or will do this.
The local editor, in proportion to his means,
does more for his town than any other ten
men, and in all fairness, man with man, he
ought to be supported, not because you may
happen to like him or admire his writing,
but because a local paper is the best investment
a community can make. It may not
be brilliant or crowded with mere thoughts,
but financially it is more of a benefit to a
community than the preacher or teacher.
Understand us now, we do not mean morally
or intellectually, but financially, and yet
on the moral question you will find the majority
of the local papers are on the right
side of the question. To-day the editors of
local papers do the most work for the least
money of any men on earth. Subscribe for
your local paper, not as a charity, but as an
investment.
In reference to sensational journalism, the
Ellenton, N. Y., Banner of Liberty makes
the following timely remarks: The country
is cursed at present by one of the worst
attacks of sensational journalism with which
it has ever been atfiicted. The evil is assuming
alarming proportions. It indicates
a development of American character in
the direction of hearing and telling lies that
is in the highest degree discreditable. The
sensational press does not mean or care to
tell the truth. The best-conducted newspapers
find it hard to keep false reports
from their columns. The sensational press
revels in exaggeration and invention. The
worst of it is, that these inventions are told
with the air of truth, and are calculated to
undermine morals, to give credit to humbug
and superstition, and to inculcate a
craving for licentious and sensational literature
that can be satisfied in the end by
nothing short of the most depraved reading
Thf? narpnt who admits one of these
& r*
sensational journals in the family circle
nourishes a viper that in the end will
sting him with a deadly venom. Let the
moral sentiment of the American people
arouse itself to crush the sensational press.
Unless something is done to check its influence,
the next generation will be chiefly
noted for licentiousness and falsehood.
Waters of Utah.?There is in the extreme
north of Utah a magnificent subterranean
reservoir of first-class soda water, bubbling
and effervescing out of the ground in
such quantities that all America might be
supplied. In the extreme south, on the road
to Ordervllle, is an exquisite circular lakelet
that is always just full to the brim with
water as clear and as green as beryl. And
wherever the water overflows the lake's
edge it incrusts the ground and the grass and
the fallen leaves upon it with a fine coating
of limestone, so that the brim is perpetually
growing higher and higher with the imperceptible
but certain growth of a coral
reef, and in course of generations the lake
will become a concreted basin.
Between these two points are scattered all
over the country springs and pools of the
strangest waters. There is one pool only a
foot deep, and situated at a high altitude,
that refuses to freeze even in the severest
winters. There is another that mysteriously
replenishes itself with half-grown trout.
One stream that I saw, though clear as crystal
to the eye and tasteless, stains all the
vegetation it flows over a deep brown. A
ci-u t riti., ila
warm spring near omi ojukp vyit,y 10 wc
strongest sulphur in the world. A "hot
spring" a few miles off, with waters so hot
that you can hardly put your hand into
them, and as bright as diamonds, is one of
the most remarkable combinations of chemicals
ever analyzed.
tfaT We must learn by laughter as well as
by tears and terrors; explore the whole of
nature?the farce and buffoonry in the
yard below, as well as the lessons of
poets and philosophers up-stairs in the
hall?and get the rarest refreshment of the
shaking of the sides.?Emerson.
IfiyThe student cannot spare Gibbon, with
his vast reading?with such wit and continuity
of mind, that though never profound,
his book is one of the conveniences
of civilization, like the railroad from ocean
an to ocean.?Emerson on Books.