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Uttmarous grpattraettt.
A Good Well.?Several days ago a
Northern genitlem'an came to Little Rock
aud announced his intention of buying a
home. "I am not so particular with refird
to the house and ground," said he, "as
am about the water. There must be a well
of cold water."
"Think I've got the very place," replied
an old lellow whose shirt bosom wasstreak*
ed with tobacco j uice.
"Meet.me here to-morrow."
The next day the old fellow came down
and conducted the Northern gentleman to
his jd remises.
"The house is not very good," said the
Northern gentleman.
No, notnin' exn-a."
"Grounds no/very pleasing."
"No en-eat anades. Let's trv the water."
He drew aZucket of water from the well,
and when tne Northern gentleman drank
his teeth chattered.
"Why/hat's the coldest water I ever
drank.'y
The jtforthern^jTOtleman was so much
pleas^f thaMj(^5ought the place without
rurth^jjjj^TOoni hg, seeing that the old fellow
was not anxious to sell, and fearing that
he might change his mind.
Several days afterwards, the Northern
gentleman sought the old fellow and said :
"I ought to take a gun and shoot you,
you swindling scoundrel."
"What's the matter ?" looking up in surprise.
"Matter! why that water is so warm I
can't drink it. I bought it with the understanding
that it was cold."
"Wasoold when you bought it, podner."
"But it's warm now."
"Yes, for you see, theice has melted. No
trouble to make that water cold, podner.
All you have to do is to throw in a cart load
of ice. No well is any account unless you
take care of it. I'm in the ice business.
Would like to have your trade."?Arkansaio
Traveler.
"De Belle of Dat Funeral."?"Ise
gwine to leave you all to-morrpw," said a
brawny colored cook to a lady who presides
over a West End manisicn, a few days ago.
The lady was naturally surprised and remarked:
"Why, Dinah, what is the meaning
of this? We arepleased with you and
your cooking." "Is goin' to get married."
"Why, you startle met I never noticed
any of your gentleman friends coming here
and you very rarely go out." "Don't you
know dat I went to a funeral last Sunday ?"
"Yes; but what has that to do with your
marrying?" "Ise gwine to marry the husband
of the corpse!" "But the wife died
only a week ago." "Dat's so; but makes
no difference. "Did he propose to you at
the grave ?" "No, not zacxly; but I was de
belle of that funeral.I knows dat." Dinah
has since wedded the heart-broken widower.?
Texas Sif t ings
A Peerless Woman.?"But I do not see
anything extraordinary in the lady on the
left-side platform," said a visitor to the exhibitor
at a dime museum.
"Nothing extraordinary! She's the greatest
curiosity in the institution."
"Indeed ! What has she done ?"
"She always knew what she wanted to
buy at a dry-goods store, never troubled the
clerk to show her goods she didn't need ;
never screamed at the sight or a mouse;
never made a rag carpet or a crazy quilt;
never swapped her husband's overcoat away
for a china ornament?and was once known
to say "Thank you" to a man who stepped
off a narrow sidewalk to let her pass! There
isn't her equal in the whole world and
Rhode Island \"?Evansville Argus.
Very Hard Luck.?Jones?"It is too
bad. I believe I was born on an unlucky
day."
Smith?"Why so?"
"Here I am, a mere nobody, and yet the
man that I made sits to-day in the halls of
Congress, and he don't acknowledge his
debt, either."
That is strange. To whom are you referring."
"To Colonel Blank."
"But he owes all his political success to
his brilliant war record."
"Yes; but if it had not been for me he
would not have had any war record."
"How so?"
"I was drafted and I sent him to the war
as my substitute."? Philadelphia Call.
A Shrewd Move.?Minks?"Yes, ray
- boy, I am going to Salt Lake City to live."
Finks?"But you don't expect to become
a Mormon, do you ?"
Minks?Certainly not; but don't tell Mrs.
Minks I said so. You see, I have a special
object in settling where a man can have as
many wives as he wants, though, of course,
I will never have but one."
Finks?"A special object?"
Minks?"Yes; I never can get Mrs. Minks
to keep my buttons sewed on, but I think
there will be no trouble about that after we.
settle in Salt Lake City."
Finks?"When the buttons are off I will
just gently hint to Mrs. Minks that she
needs more help and they will get on in a
jiffy."?Philadelphia Evening Call.
Characteristic Letter.?The Little
Rock Gazette has unearthed an old letter,
written by Andrew Jackson?characteristic
of the ola fellow's love for the Lord and
hate for his enemies. The fmlowing is a
fair sample of Andrew's private correspondence:
"I was glad to hear from you, and to know
that the good Lord, in His divine mercy,
had thus far spared you. May he ever bless
us and damn our enemies. We must all
lean on the cross for support, for man is
weak. Did you ever see such a d?d scoundrel
as John Q. Adams ? I am pleased to
hear that you have professed religion, and
joined the church. This more effectually
elevates you above the d?d Whigs."?
Traveler.
Changing the Subject.?"Your mother
and father are well, Miss De Cook?" asked
young Featherly, who was making an
evening call.
"Papa is enjoying excellent health," replied
the young lady, toying gracefully
with her fan, "but mamma, I am sorry to
say, is far from robust."
"Indeed!" said Featherly, putting on an
anxious look and getting in a little genteel
work, "hercondition is not serious I trust?"
"Oh, no; nothing alarming. We have
been without a servant girl for a week past
and dear mamma is beginning to feel the
effects of it, that is all. It is a great trial to
us. Are you an admirer of Whistler's etchings,
Mr. Featherly!"
The Policeman was on Hand.?The
stories of policemen always being out of
reach when wanted are, many of them,
unjust.
Yesterday an altercation occurred in a
bar-room between two drunken loafers,
which resulted in one one of them Deing
severely cut with a beer glass.
In iess than two minutes after the affray
occurred, both principals were on their
way to the station house, in charge of an
officer.
The policeman happened to be in the
back room drinking beer and he promptly
arrested them.?Pail. Call.
S&" Last Sunday one of the pastors of the
little village of Pownal was walking to
church, when he saw a man with his coat
off, digging in his garden. The good man
beheld him with grief and astonishment,
and, coming up to the fence, began to recite
in a solemn voice: "Remember the Sabbath
day to keep it holy. Six days thou shalt
labor and do all thy work ""Seehere,"
said the man in the garden, looking up, "be
you talking to me ?" "Yes, my poor man,
I am." "Wal, you needn't worry about me,
then. I ain't agoin' to do any work : I'm
only diggin' worms to go a fishin' with."?
Burlington Free Press.
tGS* A Shrewd observer explains that when
a lover leaves the house of his adored one at
a late hour in the evening, and walks musingly
homeward between the twinkling J
stars, his fond fancy pictures her clothed in !
white samite, resting sweetly on the pillow, [
with unbound hair tossed about her sleep-1
ing face, and angels bending over her couch
whispering heavenly dreams. Perhaps at!
that very moment she is in the pantry
gnawing a crust or sitting flat on the floor
paring her corns.
fpswHatteaiw flatting.
THE WAGES OF SIN.
AN EX-GOVERNOR BEHIND THE PRISON
BARS.
[From the Chicago Herald, June 21.]
Armed with an order from the sheriff, a
Herald reporter yesterday presented himself
at the jail to see "Dr. Warren," other- j
wise ex-Governor Franklin J. Moses, of
South Carolina. After a little waiting he
was conducted to "Dr. Warren's" cell. The
"Doctor" sat in the door with a big tin cup
of coffee before him. A slender figure in
shirt sleeves ; a splendid head of silver gray
hair, cut with a "bang" and parted in the
middle ; an aristocratic face, a keen blue
eye, a large uust?, a Kia,y ucaiu ui yciunyv
two weeks' growth?otherwise facial and
personal neatness?made up the picture.
The Herald man recognized his victim at
the first glance and extended his hand
through the bars. "Frank, how are you ?"
The ex-Governor looked a moment in bewilderment,
and then a pained look came
over his face. "My G?," he said, "is this
you ?"
Thirteen years ago the Herald representative,
then connected with a New York paper,
had represented that journal at two sessions
of the South Carolina Legislature.
Franklin J. Moses at the first session was
Speaker of the Assembly and the avowed
candidate for Governor to succeed the carpet-bag
Governor, R. K. Scott, of Ohio.
Moses was elected Governor to succeed Scott,
and held the office three years. He was a
power in the South. Young, brilliant, unscrupulous,
he wielded a terrible power for
mischief. He was not a carpet-bagger. He
and his father and his grandfather were
born on Palmetto soil. His family were
among the most respected in South Carolina.
They lived at Sumter. Frank, theson,
and afterward the Chief Justice, the father,
joined the carpet-baggers. The old man
tried to do what was right in the electoral
contest of 1876, and in a measure redeemed
himself, but for Frank, the Governor, who
had consorted with carpet-bag and negro
thieves both in the State Government and
Legislature, there was no forgiveness.
When Hampton came to be Governor, Moses,
the carpet-baggers and the vultures generally
fled like thieves at the sound of a policeman's
rattle.
When "Dr. Warren" had recovered his
surprise at meeting an old South Carolina
acquaintance, his first question was : "Are
you still a newspaper man ?" and his next
imploring words were: "Now don't make
this any worse than it is !"
The Herald man smiled at the thought
that such a fall could be any worse, but he
promised not to refer to the "Doctor's" present
troubles. "I only wanted," he said, "to
know if you were the real and genuine
Frank Moses?"
"Yes; here I am," said the ex-Governor.
"It is a little different position from that
you first saw me in, but don't think too hard
of it. I ain't all bad, nor am I wholly without
hope. I don't ask any old friend to trust
me. I recognize the disgrace of it all. I
must tight my own battle, and just now fate
seems rather hard. Now, please don't tear
me all to pieces, will you ?" the tone with
which this was said would move an obelisk
from its base. The Herald man replied that
he cared nothing for the ex-Governor's troubles
in a newspaper sense. He did want to
recall old times and ask after old acquaintances
during the good old days of pelf and
plunder in the Palmetto State. "What, for
instance, has become of Governor Scott ?"
he asked by way of starting the conversation.
The "Doctor" looked a minute through
his bars as if engaged in a workyof introspection.
"Oh, yes; Scott," he3aid. "Well
he's down at Napoleon, Ohio. He got out
of that murder scrape by paying handsomely
the widow his victim. When he did
that the jury called ft an 'accident.' Oh !
Scott acted honorably in that as he always
did in everything." "And Cardozo?" pursued
the reporter. "Cardozo is a Spanish
mulatto, and sharper than chain lightning.
He was convicted of malfeasance and bribery,
was pardoned by Hampton, and is now a
clerk in the treasury department at Washington,
and is one of the best clerks there.
Been promoted three or four times. You
know he always was the best accountant we
had there. If ever I wanted a correct statement
of anything I relied on Cardozo."
Here the ex-Governor allowed himself to
wander off into retrospect. He stretched his
legs and seemed to ferget his surroundings.
"Tell you who I met the other day," tie
said, "at the Palmer House. Dr. Neagle?
remember him ? Comptroller, you know,
under Scott and under me. Well, sir, Neagle
came up to me and says, 'Hello, Governor.'
Now between you and me that was
not my title just then, and I looked at him
hard. Then he says, 'Frank, don't you
know me?' Well, I didn't though Neagle
and I were like brothers years ago. Then
he told me his name, and I almost fell in
his arms. Neagle has changed so nobody
would know him. Grown stout and gray,
and rather decrepid. Tim Hurley?you remember
Tim. Tim has gone to Europe.
Tim was a jolly Irishman who came down
there when I was Speaker, got into the
ring and made money. Tim was going to
play it fine. He was going in for 'home
improvements' and to become a citizen of
the soil. He stole through the lobby and
tried to curry favor with the home people
by buying city lots. It didn't work. Poor
Tim. He had a suburb off Columbia called
'Hurleyville.' I guess its been sold for
taxes a dozen times. Tim has gone to Europe.
Nobody knows whether he is rich or
not, but I guess he saved enough out of the
general wreck to make himself comfortable.
Remember Parker, the treasurer?" "Yes."
"Well, Parker is in Philadelphia?rich, I
believe. He and 'Honest' Jonn Patterson
always trained together. Patterson is in
New York. His famous epigram, 'Five
years of good stealing yet in South Carolina,'
did not come true. Remember John
Dennis?" "Yes." "Well," said the exGovernor,
"Dennis is at Yankton, D. T.,
has a big business there, and is rich, of
course. Cass Carpenter, the carpet-bag editor,
is in Denver?he was a sneak," Frank
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the Judge; let's see, I don't know where
he is living. I saw him here at the Convention,
but I dodged him," the ex-Governor
said, with a laugh. "Worthington,
the old collector at Charleston, is a clerk in
Washington. He was here at the Convention.
So is Woodruff?remember him??
the scoundrel ihat turned State's evidence
on us all and got into jail himself?he is a
Washington clerk. "Sometimes," said the
ex-Governor, with a bitter smile, "I think
it would have been better for me if I had
fone to Washington and got a clerkship.
'eople call me a thief because I was Governor
of South Carolina in a corrupt era, but
I want to say right now that the bulk of the
stealing, the horrible crimes in legislation,
the awful corruption and defiance of decency,
which ran South Carolina's debt to $22,000,000
was before I came into the Governorship.
I had nothing to do with Scott
and Parker and John Patterson and their
New York man, Kimpton. They were the
ones that piled the debt up. I was reckless
no doubt. I used to buy niggers for $2 to
do anything I wanted done when I was
Speaker of the Assembly, and I got the
money to do it with from this gang, but
how they were stealing was never revealed
to me. *1 wanted to be Governor. It was
a pride?a personal and family pride. I
saw there was but one way?make myself
popular with the niggers. I did it. I flattered
some, associated with others, but
bought a great many more. It was all
wrong, I know. My life was ruined. I
was made an outcast. I did not dare even
to go back to Sumter. I had to meet my
own father, even, in secret. I am now an
outcast, a miserable, wretched jail-bird, but
even with that feeling I can see my errors
and blame nobody but myself. I say?(this
with the old pleading look) don't be too
hard on me, now, will you?"
"Time's up," said the genial deputy at
this juncture, "and I wantmy lunch." The
Herald man, had, therefore, to bid the exGovernor
of South Carolina adieu for the
time.
Ex-Governor Moses, alias "Dr. Warren,"
is in the Chicago jail for obtaining $25 from
one local physician and $17 from another
on bogus checks. The two physicians say1
that they mean to prosecute him to the
full extent of the law. He has been committed
for trial and seems to be utterly
friendless. His wife is in this city, but it
is said she and her family will have nothing
to do with him.
THE MULLIGAN LETTERS.
Mr. Blaine in the latter part of April,
1876, arose in the House, of which he was
then a member, and delivered a speech the
point of which was a denial of the newspaper
charge that he had received, in 1871,
$64,000 from the Union Pacific Railroad for
services never Derformed. and that he had
also received sundry bonds of the Little
Rock and Fort Smith railroad as a gratuity.
A few days afterward he felt called upon
to rise in the House again and deny
that he had received certain bonds of the
Kansas and Pacific railroad.
On May 2d the judiciary committee of
the House appointed a sub-committee to
look into Mr. Blaine's alleged speculations.
One of the first points settled by the investigation
was that the $64,000 worth of Arkansas
railroad bonds, in which the Union
Pacific company was concerned, had belonged
to Col. Thomas A. Scott, and not Mr.
Blaine, and that they had been taken from
the first named at that price to compensate
him personally for extrordinary services to
the road. For a whole month the sub-com}
mittee was forced to content itself with trivial
matters.
When public interest in the inquiry was
at a very low ebb, Mr. James Mulligan, of
Boston, took the witness stand, and made a
surprising statement. Mr. Mulligan had
been the book-keeper of Mr. Warren Fisher,
Jr., of Boston, who had been on very intimate
terms with Mr. Blaine, and to whom,
as the sequeal proved, he had addressed numerous
epistles. Testifying before the subcommittee,
on June 1, Mr. Mulligan said:
"After my examination here yesterday
Mr. Blaine came to the Riggs House and
there had a conference with Mr. Atkins,
Mr. Fisher and myself: he wanted to see
those letters I had; I declined to let him
soo thorn . ho nmvori fllmnflt, T Would SAV!
tiv-v, v.iv..4, ..v/ - ?r " >
he went on his knees and implored me to
think of his six children and his wife, and
that if the committee should get hold of the
communications it would sink him immediately
and ruin hinp forever. * * * I did let
him read them over. I retired to my own
room, and he followed me up and went over
the same history about his family, and implored
me to give them up to him, and even
contemplated suicide. * * * He then
risked me again if I would not let him look
over those papers consecutively; I had
them numbered; I told him I would if he
would return them to me; he took the papers.
read them all over. He asked me if I
would not give them to him ; there was one
letter in particular that he wanted me to
give him ; I told him that I would not do
it, and the only reason I would not do
it was because I saw it9tated that the Blaine
party were going completely to break down
the testimony that I had given yesterday;
that they were satisfied about that; I said I
j should not publish these letters unless my
testimony was impeached or impugned. * *
I want this committee to get for me these
papers; Mr. Blaine has them and would not
give them up to me."
Mr. Blaine had obtained possession of
them to look at under promise to hand
them back and then had kept them.
The Democratic members of the sub-committee
demanded that the letters be placed
before them, but this request Mr. Blaine
refused to comply with. On the 5th of
June, however, Mr. Blaine rose in the house
to a "personal explanation," in the course
of which he read some of the letters from
his seat. Mr. Mulligan declared afterward
that one of the letters which Mr. Blaine received
from him was not included in the
batch read before the House, and that those
which were read were garbled in the reading.
On his return to Boston Mr. Mulligan
was asked if Mr. Blaine had read all the
letters in the House, to which he answered
emphatically: "No, sir; and he never will."
Where They Are.?But two of our four
ex-Presidents survive?Grant and Hayes.
Mrs. Tyler and Mrs. Polk, widows of exPresidents
of a past generation, still linger
with us.
Of the Republican and Democratic candidates
for President since the organization
of the Republican, party in 1856, Buchanan,
Douglas, Breckenridge, Lincoln, Greeley
and Garfield are dead. Douglas died early
in the war; Buchanan lived to see the war
ended, and died in 1868; Breckenridge died
soon after the failure of the Confederacy ;
Lincoln was murdered in 1865, just after he
had entered upon his second Presidential
term ; Greeley died in 1872, before the Electoral
College had recorded his overwhelming
defeat, and Garfield shared Lincoln's late
when four months in office. Of the living
candidates, Fremont, who made the brilliant
contest against Buchanan at the first Republican
battle, lives in New York: McClellan,
who unsuccessfully contested Lincoln's reelection,
is living in New Jersey; Seymour,
who carried New York against Grant in
1868, is residing on his New York farm ;
Grant who has many homes, but prefers
New York, is regarded as a resident there ;
Tilden is resting at Greystone, just outside
of New York City; Hayes is cultivating
economy at Fremont, Ohio, and Hancock is
enjoying the victories of peace in the New
York forts.
Of the candidates for Vice-President in
the same period, Breckenridge, Blair, Dayton,
Herschel V. Johnson, Andrew Johnson,
Lane and Wilson are dead, and all the living
are out of public place, except Pendleton,
who is about to retire from the Senate, and
Arthur, who is now President; Brown still
resides in Missouri; Hendricks and English
are still wrestling with party factions in Indiana
: Hamlin is petrified in Maine ; Colfax
is nappy in the lecture field, and Wheeler
is forgotten and doubtless trying to be
forgetful in New York.?Philadelphia Tones.
A High and Merited Compliment.?
The Detroit Free Press says of Mr. Tilden's
letter of declination: "It will more than
ever confirm the popular judgment in the
comprehensive capacity, sincerity and leadership
of the President-elect of 1876, and
make them the more regret that through
his absolute refusal to become a candidate,
the country will be deprived of his inestimable
services. Mr. Tilden's letter is that of
a patriot and statesman. No one recognizes
better than he the possible peril which might
attach to his nomination and election. He
understands fully the great work which any
honest President must undertake and accomplish,
and he knows, from experience,
what a strain the faithful public servant,
endowed with a tremendous trust, must encounter.
Putting aside all ambition?although
he might have the nomination by
simply saying, 'I will accept'?in fact, by
even leaving it without a word to the Democrats
in National Convention assembled?
he retires from public life, leaving it to his
party to choose a fit and worthy successor.
No man in the history of the country ever
held as unique or, on the whole, as grand a
position as Mr. Tilden occupies to-day. A
rightfully elected President of the United
States, he has lived to see his competitor,
who was elected to office by fraud, sink into
obscurity, if not contempt, while he has at
his command a nomination for the Presidency,
which he does not need as an honor,
and which he feels he cannot accept as a
trust."
Tiie Democratic Opportunity.?But
while the Democrats have a great opportunity
to attain power, it is not only possible,
but even probable, that they may assure the
election of Blaine by Democratic suicide.
A free- trade deliverance would end the contest
: the nomination of a distinct free-trade
candidate, of the Morrison school, would
make every Northern State go to Blaine in
a landslide, and a doubtful attitude of the
party, either in its candidate or platform,
would end all hope of Democratic triumph.
The Democratic leaders have Democratic
success or defeat in their own hands; which
will they choose??Philadelphia Times.
A Question of Good Faith.?If the
two mills tax for public schools should be
abolished, where would South Carolina
stand in the opinion of the country? Could
she hold up her head after such a breach of
good faith ? The solemn promise has been
given that the schools shall be supported
and built up. Was it a vain and empty
promise, made to delude our own people
and the public in general ? Would it not be
shameful to acknowledge such double-deal-1
ing ? There is something sacred in public j
faith. It cannot be recklessly violated with
impunity.?Abbeville Medium. I
A LOVE F EAST AT CHICAGO.
A REMARKBKE UNION OF EX-CARPETBAG
GEES.
[Correspondence Charleston News.]
The gathering of ex-carpet-baggers from
South Carolina at the Chicago Convention
partook of the nature of a genuine love feast.
Ex-Collector Worthington, of Charleston,
delights to tell a story, even though it be
against himself, and the other evening he
was describing the flock of buzzards with
great gusto. Of course he said there were
the members of the delegation, all looking
hearty and fat. Corbin, Taft, Tom Johnson,
Bray ton and the smaller fry, Postmasters
Boon and Whittemore with their crowd
of darkies. Even the disposition of the
petty honors of the Convention brought
about a division of sentiment, and a lively
discuasion was inaugurated. A parlor in
the Sherman House was secured for the
use of the delegation and they resolved
themselves into a caucus, appointed a ser
geant-at-arms and balloted for the position
of chairman of the delegation. Deas madea
speech which could be heard all over the hotelf
avoring the selection of Brayton for this
honor, and his howls attracted the attention
of the guests of the hotel. Crowds gathered
at the door leading into the room occupied
by the delegation, and many present
thought at one time that it would be necessary
to invoke the aid of the police to quell
an anticipated riot. Five hours were devoted
to the consideration of the momentous
questions affecting the delegation, and
the fight narrowed down to one between
Smalls, who supported Corbin aga>nct Brayton,
the latter succeeding as c'.iairman by
voting for himself.
More fun was created by the attitude of
the delegation towards Frank Moses when
he visited them at their hotel and endeavored
to be friendly with his old associates.
From their actions it would never have been
supposed that any of them had ever seen
the inside of a jail, for they endeavored to
give the ex-Governor of South Carolina the
cold shoulder after the most approved style.
Poor Frank was badly cut up at such shabby
treatment, and almost wept as he bewailed
the actions of his old cronies. Sam
Lee, pitying his situation, gave the exGovernor
a ticket of admission to the stage
of the Convention, which was promptly disposed
of for a cash consideration, and Moses
did not again turn up. Moses looked thin
I /v wao no aI/vam nnnf t n KiQ
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person as ever. He told a sympathizer that
the action of his former friends was the
cruelest stab that he had ever received.
L. Cass Carpenter was also on hand, but
from Colorado, and although with the
Blaine men he was not a supporter of the
Plumed Knight. Chamberlain was expected
but did not come, as he was among the
Independents and could not be chosen from
New York where he is now located, and his
old associates do not now take much stock
in him. Among other present was Jim
Thompson, formerly of tne Union-Herald,
for the Radicals one week, and the Democrats
the next, thus alternating his politics.
Neagle was on hand looking as fat as a pig,
but he seemed grieved that Frank Moses
did not recognize him, especially as he called
to mind the many judgments standing
against him as endorser of the notes of the
ex-Governor.
Ex-Senator Patterson was conspicuous
for his absence and a great many inquiries
were made for him.
Comparing notes as to old times and acquaintances
was the favorite pastime of the
gathering, as well as referring to the fate of
old comrades. Wilson Cook entertained a
select circle with a story of how he scared
Leslie, at Topeka, Kansas, some years ago
by slapping nim on the back and saying,
"You are my prisoner, sir." Leslie thought
Cdbk had the necessary papers for him, and
he plead with Cook for mercy with tears in
his eyes. Finally he consented to "set 'em
up," wnen roiu intu it was umy m iuu.
Some one referred to ex-Senator Patterson's
running in the ground a street railroad at
Baltimore, and leaving the stock-holders
the ties and a yard full of boxes when he
got through. Another had seen Hardy Solomons
selling bread at Kansas City, and so
it went on. "Oh, it was rich, I can assure
you; "it was good to hear the boys talks,"
said the ex-collector.
Blaine's Nepotism.?The sketches of
James G. Blaine, the Republican nominee
for President, say nothing about his propensity
for monopolizing offices in the Federal
service for members of his own family and
their relatives. Hereditary office-holding
is a trait of the Blaine family. Mr. Blaine
numbers about thirty of his kinsmen who
hold positions on the public pay-roll through
his influence. Most of them have had no
other occupation except office holding.
They have been in office nearly all their
lives, and have prospered exceedingly.
Many of the places filled by them are sinecures
with only nominal duties. None of
them are elective officials. Several of Mr.
Blaine's ancestors were appointive officeholders.
Blaine's son, Walker Blaine, was placed
in the Government service as soon as he
quit school. He has been Assistant Secretary
of State, and is now counsel for the Unitnrl
States in the French Claims Commission
at a big salary. He is kept in office solely
on the strength of his dad's name.
One of Mr. Blaine's brothers is a major in
the United States army. He was advanced
to his present rank over the heads of older
officers merely because he was a Blaine.
Three first cousins of Blaine have life offices
in the United States army. Col. John
J. Coppinger, the son-in-law of Blaine, as a
colonel of the army, occupies a life office.
Blaine's brother-in-law, James A. Dodge, is
an inspector of custams, detailed to Special
Treasury Agent Brackett's office. His work
is nominal and his pay large. From the
long time that he has been on the pay-roll,
he may be considered a life-official. He was
appointed and is kept in place for the reason
that he is one of the Blaine family.
Two of Blaine's nephews, named Stanwood,
fill first-class clerkships in the Custom
House. They have been there most of a
life-time, and have been advanced to their
present positianson the strength of Blaine's
name.
Another Blaine man named Stinson is,an
agent of the Internal Revenue Department
for this city.
The other members of the Blaine dynasty
are quartered in various departments in
the national service. They are all believers
in the un-American notion of hereditary
family office holders.
The Blaine family and dependents, it is
estimated, have drawn ninety-one and a
half million dollars from the United States
Treasury in the past twenty-five years. In
the work of Blaine's election the number of
Blaine's Federal office-holders is to be largely
increased.?New York News.
The Blair Educational Bill.?The
fears of those who oppose the Educational
Bill in Congress seem to us very imaginary.
They do not criticise the present measure
""h if mo \7 loorl fo fltflirQ
in JUU uui oay hiicy lcm u *nuj w. juvuiu
political trouble. This is what is familiarly
termed borrowing trouble. For for fear that
a bad thing may come in the future, they
propose to refuse a good thing at present.
It will be impossible for the United States
government to interfere in our local affairs
without both branches of Congress and the
President are Republican, and if they are
Republican they could pass a new bill as
easy or easier if the present bill is defeated
as they could amend the present bill if it becomes
a law. There is just as much danger
of federal interference without the present
law as with it. Such interference is imaginary
in both cases. The present bill only
gives the money out of the federal treasury
to our State common schools. Under it the
entire management of the schools?the selection
of teachers and everything pertaining
to its administration?is left to the
State. Therefore, if we are to have a common
school system half supported by the
State, it seems to us that it would be very '
desirable to have the other half given to the
State from some other source. We regret
that some of our representatives in Congress
are taking counsel of their fears, and opposing
this important measure. We nope,
however, that it will be passed by the House ]
and become a law. It cannot hurt the South <
and will annually bring into this State i
about four hundred thousand dollars for i
eight years.?Anderson Intelligencer. 1
86T Sincerity is to speak as we think, to
do as we pretend and profess, to perform
and make good what we promise, and real
ly be what we would seem and appear
to be.
?hc ifafrim.
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Specific Remedies for
Woman's Woes.
BBADFXELD'S FEMALE BESULATOB
Is a result of a skillful and scientific combination
of that special class of medicines known to act specifically
on the womb and uterine oagans; and
Is therefore a special remedy for all diseases
pertaining to the womb. Its great efficacy la
cases of suppressed or painful menstruation,
the Whites, and Partial Prolapsus, stands unchallenged.
In these cases It affords Immediate
relief, and permanently restores the men*
strunl function, and thus protects woman
from a long train of disastrous consequences. As
an unfailing remedy to be used during that critical
period known as "Change of Life,M thifl invaluable
preparation has no rival.
PRICE.?Small size, 75c.; Large size, $L50.
?.! ui.i
MOTHER'S FRIEND,
anios wi east child.bisth.
This 1b an inestimable boon to all child-bearing
women. When applied according to direction
Insure* a safe, quick and comparatively painless
delivery. Thousands of women over toe land
gratefully testify to the wonderful effects of this
great remedy. It not only shortens labor and
lessons the intensity of pain, but, better than all,
thereby greatly diminishes the danger to life
of both mother and child. This great boon to
suffering woman is Holmes' Liniment, or Mother's
Friend.
Price, 81.50 per bottle. Beat by Express on
receipt of the price.
?ff"Sold by all Druggists.
Turn Remedies Prepared ONIT BY
> J. BRADFIELD,
No. 108 S. Pryor Street, Atlanta, Ga.
For Sain hv Dr. JOHN P. KTTYKKNDAL.
August 23 34 ly
J.ED.JEFFERYS&CO.
iEW FlIRJTITIJRE STORE.
WE have on hand, and constantly arriving, a
complete stock of Furniture and Funeral
Goods, on which we are prepared to offer special
inducements.
Fnneral Goods.
Consists of Wood Burial Caskets, Cases and Coffins,
all sizes, Gloss White Cases, children's size.
Casket and Coffin Handles and Screws and other
Coffin Hardware. For sale at very reasonable
terms.
Cottage Furniture.
A full assortment of Cottage Furniture, consisting
of Bedroom Suites of different grades. Marble
top and plain Bureaus, Centre Tables and
Washstands.
BEDSTEADS i\D LOUNGES.
Walnut and Maple Bedsteads, common Bedsteads
from $2.00 to &5.00 each. Also a lot of
Lounges very cheap.
Sideboards and Dining-room Safes.
Round, Square and Fancy Top Tables, Spring
Beds, Mattresses, and Cradles. Rocking, Office,
Parlor, Diningroom and Children's Chairs. Furniture
repaired on reasonable terms.
Thankful for past favors. We respectfully solicit
your further patronage.
J. ED. JEFFERYS & CO.
WALKER <& WALL.
*
THE BIG RTJSH
STILL continues for our Goods, and you don't
know how cheap we are selling our canned
goods of all kinds. Hams, Lard, Flour, Sugar,
Green and Parched Coffee,
Molasses, Pickles, Mustard, P. & L's Worcester
Sauce, Cheese, Crackers of all kinds.
Cigars, Chewing and Smoking Tobacco,
And a full lino of all kinds of Soap, Starch and
Blueing for the wash women. Kerosine Oil always
on hand. Vinegar, Cider, Lemons and
Apples. Highest market price paid for Eggs,
Butter and Chickens.
WALKER A WALL.
I). F. CALDWELL. J. C. DICKSON.
CALDWELL & DICKSON.
WE WILL RECEIVE
FJ1IIIS week a fresh lot of Goods.
CALL AND EXAMINE OCR PRICES
Before buying elsewhere.
CALDWELL <fc DICKSON.
May 22 3 Cm
TO THE PEOPLE OF YORK COUNTY. ,
I WILL be absent from the county about two
months. During that time Mr. C. E. Spencer
will sign teacher's pay certificates, I having 1
given a power of Attorney for that purpose.
Col. A Coward and Messrs. English and Gilbert,
will attend to the semi-annual Examination of
Teachers on the first Fridav and Saturday of
July. R. LATH AN.
~ CARPETS.
Carpets and'House Furnishing Goods, The
Largest Stock South of Baltimore. Moquet,
Brussels, 3-Ply and Ingrain Carpets, Rugs,
Mats and Crumb Cloths, Window Shades,
Wall Papers, Borders, Lace Curtains, Cornices
and Poles, Cocoa & Canton Mattings,
Upholstery, Engravings, Chromos, Picture
Frames. Write for Samples and Prices.
BAILIE & COSKERY, AUGUSTA, GA.
July 12 28 ly
CHATTEL MORTGAGES,
MORTGAGES of Real Estate, and Titles to
Real Estate. For sale at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE.
GARRY IRON RO
Manufacturers of all kinds of
IRON ROOFING
CRIMPED AND CORRUGATED SIDING,
Iron Tile or Shingle,
FIREPROOF DOORS, SHUTTERS 4C., HMBBBMI
THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS 01
L. M. Grist, Yorkville, S. C., will take ore
May 10
THE VALLEY MUTUAL
Life Association
OF VIRGINIA.
Home Office, - - - Staunton, Va.
Hon. A. H. H. STUART, President,
CHARLES L. COOKE, Secretary.
Introduced in South Carolina 1st of March, 1883.
Since that time near one million ($1,000,000)
Insurance has been written in this State.
ADVANTAGES.
CHEAPNESS AND SECURITY COMBINED.
To carry a Policy of 81,000.00, will cost a man
21 years old about 80.00 a year; a man 45 years
old, 1 per cent., or 810.00 a year; a man 00 years
old 2J per cent., or 825.00 a year.
EVERY POLICY
Guaranteed for its full face value. Guarantee
fund capitalized and controlled by law.
POLICY LIMIT S3,OOO.OO.
We write, however, any amount up to 83,000.00
in all healthy localities of the State. Active,- reliable-traveling
agents wanted. Any further information
can be had by addressing either of the
above officers, or the State Agent,
Only 29 ANsesKmentrMadeiu 5 Years.
S. E. MILLER,
Box 164, Columbia, S. C.
Gen. E. M. LAW, Agent, Yorkville, S. C.
October 11 29 tf
POISON
In the blood is apt to show itself in the Spring,
and nature should by all means be assisted in
throwing it off. Swift's Specific does this effectively.
It is a purely vegetable, non-poisonous
remedy, which helps nature to force all the poison
or taint out through the pores of the skin.
Mr. Robert A. Easley, of Dickson, Tenn.,
!l 1 Irt IQOl. <>T finrl nViilla
writes, uuum uui?ui lumui iu, mn. nuu k,UUiU
and fever, followed by rheumatism, for three
years, so that I was notable to attend to my business
; had tried almost every kind of medicine,
and found no relief. A friend recommended
Swift's Specific. I tried one bottle and my health
began to Improve. I continued until I had taken
six bottles, and it has set me on my feet, as sound
and well as ever. I recommend it to all similarly
afflicted."
Letters from twenty-threo (23) of the leading
retail druggists of Atlanta, say, under date March
24, 1884: "We sell more of Swift's Specific than
any other one remedy, and three to ten times as
much as any other blood medicine. We sell it to
all classes, and many of the best families use it
as a general health tonic."
I am sure that Swift's Specific saved my life. I
was terribly poisoned with malaria, and was
given up to die. Swift's Specific relieved me
promptly and entirely. I think it is the greatest
remeay of the age. C. G. SPENCER,
Sup't Gas Works, Rome, Ga.
I have known and used Swift's Specific for
more than twenty years, and have seen more
wonderful results from its use than from any
remedy in or out of the Pharmacopoeia. It is a
certain and safe antidote to all sorts of Blood
Poison. J. DICKSON SMITH, M. D..
Atlanta, Ga.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO..
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
N. Y. Office, 159 W. 23d St., bet. 6th & 7th Avs.
For sale by Dr. JOHN C. IvUYKENDAL.
August 23 34 ly
IT STANDS AT THE HEAD.
The Light Running
DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE.
THIS is the lightest-running, the simplest and
the be3t Sewing Machine on the market. It
has a high arm, the attachments are all easily
worked, and it will do any kind of work, from
the lightest to the heaviest, and in as good manner
as any other machine. Call and examine the
Machine and learn particulars. We will sell on
as liberal terms and at as low prices as any firstclass
Machine can be bought; and in addition,
will compliment every purchaser with a number
of photographs of himself or any other person
the purchaser may designate.
PHOTOGRAPHY.
I would also inform the public that I am yet
making PHOTOGRAPHS in all the various
styles. Also, Ferrotypes and other cheaper styles
of .pictures. Pictures by the photographic process
enlarged, and all work done in tne best style
of the art at reasonable prices. Gallery on West
Liberty street, near the jail.
J. R. SCHORB.
January 31 5 tf
FOUNDRY
AND
Machine Shop.
,
FflJIE undersigned would respectfully inform
X the public that he now nas in operation, uu
his lot on King's Mountain Street, a FOUNDRY
AND MACHINE SHOP, in which he is prepared
to do all manner of work in light iron and Drass
castings, and general machine work. i
REPAIRING,
Of all kinds, promptly done on short notice.
Steam Engines, ana agricultural machinery of
any kind overhauled and repaired. Besides, any 1
class of work that may be wanted in his shop, ho
will attend any call for repairing stationary engines,
doing the work on the premises, thus obviating
the necessity of moving the engine.
Prices reasonable. Terms, cash on completion
of the work. EDWARD THOMAS.
May 10 19 tf i
SEND FOR PRICE LIST. !
RtaEIree's
JEWELRY PALACE,
?
254 King Street,
CHARLESTON, 8. C.
Largest Stock.
LOWEST PRICES IN THE SOUTH.
Repairing A Specialty.
SEND ME YOUR WATCHES. !
November 22 47 ly
OFIIVG^ COMPANY,
IRON ORE PAINT
And. Cement.
152 T0 158 MERWIN STREET
-:3k Cleveland, O.
jjsr Send for Circular and Price
Jf* 1 List No. 75.
F IRON ROOFING IN THE WORLD.
lers for the above roofing.
9 ly
C. & L. NARROW GAUGE RAILROAD.
SCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Trains,
from Lenoir, N. C., to Chester, S. C., taking
effect at 12 o'clock, Noon, Sunday, June 1st,
1884. Standard of time, clock in telegraph office
at Chester.
GOING SOUTH.
Leave Lenoir, 6.00 A. M.
Arrive at Hudsonville, 6.30 A. M.
Arrive at Lovelady, 6.53 A. M.
Arrive at Hickory, 7.30 A. M.
Leave Hickory, 7.55 A. M.
Arrive at Conover 8.21 A. M.
Arrive at Newton. 8.30 A. M.
Leave jxewton a.w a. ax.
Arrive at Maiden 9.10 A. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton, 9.50 A. M.^
Leave Lincolnton, 10.00 A. M.*
Arrive at Hardin's, 10.29 A. M.
Arrive at Dallas, 10.54 A. M.
Arrive at Gastonia, 11.10 A. M.
Leave Gastonia, 11.20 A. M.
Arrive at Pleasant Ridge, 11.35 A. M.
Arrive at Crowder's Creek, 11.43 A. M.
Arrive at Bowling Green, 11.51 A. M.
Arrive at Clover, 12.05 P. M.
Leave Clover, 12.10 P. M.'
Arrive at Yorkville, 12.47 P. M.
Leave Yorkville, 1.00 P. M.
Arrive at Philadelphia 1.13 P. M.
Arrive at Guthriesville, 1.25 P. M.
Arrive at McConnellsville, 1.35 P. M. V
Arrive at Lowrysville, 1.54 P. M.
Arrive at Chester 2.25 P. M.
going north.
Leave Chester, 4.05 P. M.
Arrive at Lowrysville, 4.30 P. M.
Arrive at McConnellsville, 4.57 P. M.
Arrive at Guthriesville, - 5.05 P. M.
Arrive at Philadelphia, 5.16 P. M.
Arrive at Yorkville, 5.33 P. M.
Leave Yorkville, 5.45 P. M.
Arrive at Clover,...i 6.25 P. M.
Arrive at Bowling Green, 6.35 P. M.
Arrive at Crowder's Creek 6.45 P. M.
Arrive at Pleasant Ridge, 6.55 P. M.
Arrive at Gastonia, 7.07 P. M.
Leave Gastonia, 7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Dallas, 7.46 P. M.
Arrive at Hardin's, 8.11 P. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton, 8.40 P. M.
Leave Lincolnton, 8.45 P. M.
Arrive at Maiden, 9.17 P. M.
Arrive at Newton, 9.45 P. M.
Leave Newton 9.55 P. M. ?
Arrive at Conover 10.03 P. M.
Arrive at Hickory 10.30 P. M.
Leave Hickory, 10.40 P. M.
Arrive at Lovelady, 11.16 P. M.
Arrive at Hudsonville, 11.39 P. M.
Arrive at Lenoir, 12.10 A. M.
D. CARDWELL, Gen. Passenger Agent.
James Mason, Div. Snpt.
May 29 22 tf
JOB PRINTING.
OWING to our superior facilities with the best
machine presses, an abundance of type and ^
lirst-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute all manner of JOB
PRINTING in superior style, and at prices that
will compare witn New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality of work and materials.
We have recently made a reduction in
prices for the following classes of work, to which we
invite the attention of business men: '%?
BILL HEADS.
For 300 For 1000
Half-sheet Bill Heads, $3.50 $6.00
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads, 2.25 3.50
Sixth-sheet Bill Heads,...; 2.00 3.00
Monthly statements at same price of sixth-sheet
Dill heads. We will fill an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number of either size of sheet
at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Commercial Note, ......12.15 - $3,25
Packet Note, 2.25 3.50
Letter (large size) 3.00 5.00
For the above work we use a superior quality
of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction in every
instance.
\Ve also give special attention to the printing
of Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authorities,
which we furnish strictly according to the
requirements of the Justices of the Supreme
Court, and in proof reading exercise the utmost
care to ensure accuracy.
We are prepared to furnish all other kinds of
printing, rrom a visiting card to a large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for any
style of work desired. Address,
L. M. GRIST, Yorkville, S. C,
November 30 43 tf
BIO BOOM
AT THE
Yorkville Livery and Feed Stables.
NEW VEHICLES.
EXPECTED to arrive this week, a nice lot of
Columbus Buggies, the beat Buggies now
made. Also, a nice lot of Cincinnati Buggies,
Carriages and Jump-seat Phaetons, all standard
Grade work, which will he sold at. the meat. rca
sonable prices.
Second-Hand Vehicles.
I also have on hand a number of Buggies and
Wagons that have been in use a short while which
I will sell at reasonable prices for cash or on time.
Buggy Cushions, Shafts and Poles kept in stock
for sale.
SOMETHING NEW.
I have just purchased a No. 1 Queen City
HEARSE, and will now be prepared to furnish
funeral occasions with Hearse and Carriages for ?
town or any part of the county, at short notice,
and for moderate charges.
Feed Stables.
Have vour horses fed at the YORKVILLE LIVERY
AND FEED STABLES, where they will be
well fed and groomed. F. E. SMITH.
AGRICULTURAL HALL,
Near Corner of Congress and East Liberty
Streets.
IS now supplied with Farm Machinery, consisting-of
Buck Eye Self Binder, Buck Eye
Table Rake' Reapers, and Single Wheel Light
Canton Reapers. The Single wheel Reaper is
very light and durable and are sold at very low
prices.
JUMBO has arrived in the shape of a 6 horse
power Tanner Engine on wheels, with many
improvements and conveniences not found oh
other make of Engines. When you call ask for
Jumbo, it certainly will please your eyes. Also
just received an 8 Horse power Tanner Engine
on skids and don't forget to inspect. The Wheeler
& Melick, light separator. For compactness,
light weight and ease of running cannot be surfiassed.
Although it has a 26 inch cylinder, yet
ts entire weight on wheels is only 1,860 pounds.
It is operated by two small belts; not a cog
wheel used on the machine. It is an overshot
and double Vibrator requiring much less power
to run It, and is sold at prices as low as common
machines.
I also represent the Geiser and Sweepstake
separators. I have in stock Randall Harrows,
Plow Sulkies, Corn Shellers, Hay Cutters.
T. S. JEFFERYS. j
COFFINS AND CASKETS.
THE undersigned, thankful for the patronage
heretofore extended to him, would respectfully
inform the public that he is still in the
Undertaking Business,
And is prepared to furnish COFFINS in all styles#
of finish, and CASKETS and METALIC bURIAL
CASES, in all styles.
WHITE GLOSS COFFINS,
Childrens' sizes. Prices of all my BURIAL.
GOODS as low as sold by any other house in this
section of the country.
Cnstomers Waited On at any Honr,
Day or night. All I ask is an inspection of my
goods and prices. J. E. SMITH, Agent.
DENTAL SURGERY.
fKESEb Drs. J. A. ?fc E. F. Glenn,
UZflW* SURGEON DENTISTS,
' Yorkville and Hock Hill,
WOULD respectfully inform the public that their
Offices at each of the above places are now open,
and they are prepared, with all the improved facilities,
to attend to any orders in the DENTAL
ART, at low prices and on reasonable terms.
Teeth extracted without pain, by the use of
nitrous oxide gas.
TOOTH POWDERS and BRUSHES of best
quality In stock.
Office in Yorkville in- ALLISON'S BUILDING,
over M. Strauss' Store, where one of us
may be found at all times.
January 10 2 6m
JAMES F. HART. GEO. W. S. HART.
HART A HART,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Yorkville, S. C.
G1 EO. W. S. HART, Notary Public, and Comf
missioner of Deeds for Arkansas, North
Carolina and Texas.
April 24 27 tf