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MABJORIE.
AN OLD VIRGINIA STORY. .
CHAPTER I.
Upon the night of the 20th of December,
1781, the solitary figure of a man was buffeting
its way, against a blinding snow storm,
through the silent, deserted streets of Alexandria-,
that quaint, dead, old worn town,
which still slumbers upon the banks of the
Potomac, in the pleasant State of Virginia.
Passing down Broadway and Maiden lane,
until he had left the last houses of the town
behind him, he met the full blast of the
storm as it swept across the river from the
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have had important business indeed to have
been out upon such a wierd, uncanny night;
and the Rev. Nahum Bona, a thin, withered,
crop-eared young man, of the true old
Independent type, was, as a rule, far too
sensible of the comforts of life to be exposing
himself unless he had important business
in hand. He staggered along for a
mile until he arrived at the gatesor a gaunt,
grim old house which stood some way back
from the road, and known to the country
round as Braddock's. His knock at the
door was answered by a negro, who, carefully
opening it but an inch or two, pushed
the muzzle of a huge horse-pistol out, and
asked who was there. The mention of his
name, however, had an immediate influence
upon the servant, who threw the door
wide open, welcomed him with a broad grin,
and led the way across the hall to a long,
dark, paneled fbom, dimly lighted by candles
stuck in silver sconces, and where were
seated around a table a score of gaunt, grave
faced men, who greeted him with a sort of
quiet enthusiasm, which sounded like distant
thunder.
He who occupied the chair at the head of
the table?a big, fine looking man, who
wore his own iron-gray hair?rose as Mr.
Bond entered, and said: "Better late than
never, Brother Nahum. We waited half
an hour for you; but as time is short and
business is pressing, we considered it best to
proceed at once."
The young divine muttered something
about being detained in the town, and sat
himself upon the right hand of the president.
A stranger might have been pardoned for
imagining that the object of this meeting
was some sort of religious celebration, so
stern and grave were the faces of its memn
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in holy orders, and of a huge brass-bound
Bible amongst the papers and inkstands
which were strewed about the table. But
its real character was soon made clear by
the big man beside the Bible, who rose and
said : "Now that our number is completed
by the arrival of one of our most earnest
supporters and hearty co-operators, I think
I may recapitulate what we have decided
upon for its benefit. The presence of the
redcoat tyrants upon Mount Pleasant has
become intolerable; and as hitherto Alexandria
has not shown herself to be a distinfuished
atom of the great glorious mass now
nown throughout the civilized world as
the Free and Independent States of North
America, we, as representatives of the town,
have resolved that the blow shall be struck.
We are men; and as men, it does not become
us to listen helplessly any longer to
the continual complaints which pour in
from all sides, of the rapacious acts and insolent
bearing of those men who call themselves
our superiors. What has been done
at Lexington, at Concord, at Wilmington,
and at fifty, other places, can surelyibe done
at Alexandria. "And What we propose to do
is this: In five days, the Britishers will be
celebrating, with their usual profane riot~
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ousness and drunKenness, ineir tnnsuuus
festival; and we propose to take advantage
of their being off their guard, to drive them
.. out of the place?into the river, into the
woods, no matter where, so long as it be
away from Alexandria. I am not a man of
blood; but, upon an occasion like this, it
behooves us to make any sacrifice. They
are not cowards, these Britishers; they will
fight,' and we must be prepared for it; and
I take this to be our solemn duty as much
to ourselves as to every one to whom tyranny
and oppression are hateful."
The grim dark faces which had been gradually
lighting up during the course of this
impassioned oration, now relaxed altogether
as the speaker sat down, and a loud murmur
of applause arose, and continued until
a tall weatner beaten Potomac pilot arose.
"Good words and true, Brother Hood," he
said; "and I am sure that we all echo them.
For myself, I can guarantee a score of river
side lads-who will be a match for any twenty
Britishers, grenades, pikes, and all, although
none of 'em have ever fired a gun
in their lives except at a canvas back or a
jack rabbit. And I suggest that we make
Brother Hood's house, as beihg away from
the town, our magazine and our place of
meeting. My friend and I have overhauled
the cellars in which the Britisher Braddock
used to keep his wines in '55, and we
have calculated that we can stow away there
at least five hundred muskets, with'pikes,
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about the men we can raise. The Britishers
are a huudred and fifty. We ought at
least to have three hundred. 'Cause why ?
We've discipline and practice against us.
As I said just now, I will write down twenty
for my shhre."
Then one stern man after another rose?
all men of wealth and position in the neighborhood
; and in a few minutes three hundred
good men and true were guaranteed
for the cause of liberty.
"So far so good, brethren," said Jeremiah
Hood. "And we must begin at once ; for
five days is none too much time in which to
make our plans and insure unanimity of
movement among three hundred men. Let
us each take solemn oath, brother Alexandrians,
that we will not rest until every
Britisher shall have been expelled from Virginia
soil." He raised the Bible to his lips,
and passed it to his neighbor, and so on
round the table.
It was rather a striking scene ; the dark
old room, with its Rembrandtesque effects
of light and shade; the grim portraits of old
Roundhead Hoods with biblical names and
severe faces; the candles in the silver sconces
just giving sufficient light to intensify the
darkness, and to bring out in strong contrast
the shades on the earnest faces of the
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mur of the gruff deep voices, and the ri;.g
of steel as each man, raising the Bible to his
lips, drew his sword from its scabbard.
The religious ordeal was followed by the
more convivial ceremony of passing round
a huge black jack brimming with brown
October; for the night was bitter, and many
members of the league had Ion** distances to
go. Then they took up their broad brimmed
hats, buckled their cloaks fast around
them, and went out, leaving the parson and
the host alone.
"Fill your pipe, Nahum," said Jeremiah,
"and let us speak of our affairs together."
A fresh log was piled on the fire, the jack
was refilled, the pipes were lit, and the twc
men drew their chairs to the fire. The contrast
between them was striking. On tht
one hand the burly; square form of the Independent
farmer, his broad forehead lined
with furrows of determination, inherited
doubtless from those stern, conscientious
forefathers of his who had preferred the solitude
of the American backwoods to the
persecution and intolerance at home ; tin
beard clipped short; and the sturdy devel
opment of the head well set off by the ab
sence of a wig. On the other hand, tht
tall, thin ungainly, big boned figure of th<
parson, whose garb aud bearing proclaimec
at once the Independent minister, belovec
by satarists and lampoonists. The two mei
sat puffing their pipes and gazing at the fir<
in silence for some minutes; then the ol(
farmer said : "Iv'e been so occupied of lab
with this project, that I have had no timi
to talk of the course of matters between yoi
and my daughter Marjorie. I hope tha
you make as rapid progress in her good
graces as she does in her studies ?"
The parson writhed uneasily in his chair,
and then, after the manner peculiar to his
time, replied: "I would that I could say so,
Master Hood. If I advanced as quickly in
her opinion as she does in Latin and French,
I should be the happiest man in America.
I fear she will not need a tutor much longer."
"Well, then," said Hood, "she will he
needing a husband. Hey?"
"And I dare give it as my opinion," quoth
the minister, looking askance out of his
of tho niH fiirmnr. "that the need
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be satisfied sooner than people thinksooner
than it could be wished for."
The farmer took his pipe from his mouth
and wheeling himself round, looked keenly
at the young man. "That is a dark speech,
Nahum. What does it mean ?" he asks.
Nahum preserved silence.
"You don't mean to say," continued the
old man, "that she has a?a lover, that I
know not of?"
Nahum was still silent.
"Now, listen, Master Nahum," resumed
Jeremiah: "we are both men of the world.
I put implicit trust in you; I respect you, I
admire you ; and almost look upon you as
my son. You have been connected with
my family all your life, as was your father
before you, and there should not be anything
between us. Tell me now; has my
Marjorie a lover other than you ? I shan't
be angry with her, although of course,
I shall be bitterly disappointed; for I have
for a long time regarded you as the right
man, and it would be a long time before I
could reconcile myself to any other. I
don't want to thwart tj?e wench's inclination
; I don't think that it is a father's duty,
so long as her lover is a true colonial and a
good man. Well, speak out, man?"
"I fear, 1 very much fear," said Mr. Nahum,
"that she cares very little for me; in
fact she despises and ridicules me. We
have wandered together so pleasantly
through the paths that lead to Parnassus,
that I flattered myself our journey together
would only end with our lives. Ah, Master
Hood, it makes my heart ache to think that
so good, so doting, so noble a father should
be so rewarded! But I fear that she is carrying
on a clandestine acquaintance with
the very man of all others whom you would
least care about her knowing. I have seen
them together, I have seen them exchange
embraces, I"?
"Who is he?" cried the old man sternly.
"Now, I charge you Nahum, by all our old
friendship, to tell me."
"Lieutenant Harraden, of the King's
Regiment," replied the minister.
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face grew absolutely black, and his brow
contracted so that his eyebrows formed a
bristling black hedge across his face. He
slapped his hand on his sword hilt, and said
in a voice of thunder: "She?my daughter
dare to give ear to the love speeches of a
king's officer! to hold converse with one of
the instruments of our oppression, thetramplers
of our crops, the violaters of our hearths,
the enemies of our liberty! Itather than
she should so far demean herself, I would
shoot her!"
"Nay, Master Hood," said Nalium insinuatingly.
"Remember she is but a young
and thoughtless girl; and who ever knew a
girl who did not prefer a red coat to a black
one, and empty compliments to words of
monition ? Do not be too hard on her."
"What sort of young fellow is this Harraden
?" I know the name, somehow. The
Harradens used to be neighbors of our family
in Kent."
"He is just as the rest of the king's officers
are," replied Nahum.
"That means to say, I suppose, that he
looks upon any wench as fair game; that he
drinks his two bottles of wine at a sitting;
that he gambles, blasphemes and fights; is
a fop, a bully, a roisterer? And such a
man thinks himself a fit husband for the
daughter of Jeremiah Hood, whose grandfather
fought in the cause of Nasebv, and
three of whose sons are fighting in the glorious
cause of liberty in America!"
Nahum had shot his arrow; so he put on
his cloak, and wishing the old farmer a sorrowful
good night, went out.
The old man strode up and down the room
in angry cogitation lor some moments.
Then he called the negro Cicero. "Let Miss
Marjorie speak with me," he said.
The servant, alarmed at the fierce expression
upon his master's face, left the room
with alacrity; and presently the door opened,
and Marjorie appeared?a fresh colored,
brown eyed, brown haired lass, dressed in
the sober style prevalent amongst the daughters
of independent families, but with a
dash more coquetry in the shape of a ribbon
or two and skirts above the ankles,
than was generally sanctioned amongst
these stern, God fearing colonists?a pretty
piquant, graceful girl, such as we love to
see in old red brick houses, standing in
many tinted gardens, with smooth shaven
lawns leading down to quiet rivers.,
""Did you want me, father?" asked Marjorie,
not without a tremor in her voice, as
she saw the frown upon Jeremiah Hood's
brow, and noted that his hands were tightly
clenched behind him, as was his habit
when disturbed in spirit.
"Yes, I did," replied her father, without
moving his head toward her. "I want a
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hear that you are carrying on a clandestine
acquaintance with one' of our enemies, with
Lieutenant Harraden of the King's Regiment."
No answer. "That you, the daughter
of Jeremiah flood, as well known as
any man in Virginia as a champion for the
right of the great American "people, have
so far demeaned yourself as to receive the
addresses of a roistering young fop, who
will pretend to love you and then desert
you; and, above all, who wears the livery
of the tyrant." Marjorie winced a little,
but said nothing. "He is an enemy," con
tinued her lather; "ana an wno nave ueaiings
with the enemy are traitors to their
country and to the holy universal cause ol
liberty."
"Who told you this, father," asked Marjorie.
"Never mind who told me," replied the
farmer. "I have it upon the very best authority?from
one whose word I have never
yet had occasion to doubt."
"I know?that sneak Nahum Bond," murmured
the girl.
"What's that ? What's that ?" asked the
father, stopping in his walk.
"I said Nahum Bond was a sneak, and sc
he is," repeated Marjorie, who inherited
the family spirit, although, as a rule, she
was the* most demure and peaceful ol
girls.
"Never?never let me hear you talk ol
your respected tutor in that way again,'1
said the angry old man. "Sneak indeed!
That's a new fangled English word, and
sounds very genteelly on the lips of a colo1
nial lady forsooth! I have the best respect
for Mr. Nahum; 1 respect him for his lionesty,
for the love he bears me, for his humility,
his steadiness, and his thrift. Me h
the man I had tixed upon as a fitting lius
1 hnnrl for vou."
' ! "He, my husband, father!" exclaimet
; j Marjorie, terrified. "Are you in earnest?'
t i "Ay, returned Mr. Hood sternly. "Die
! you ever know me otherwise,
i | "Well," said Marjorie, "he may he al
j you think of him, and 1 hope he is; but i
[ it were only for his being a?a, what I sait
1 just now, father, I couldn't love him."
> "But he loves, you, Marjorie," said tin
old farmer; "and I can tell you it is some
j thing in these days for a girl to say tha
; she is loved by a man of his character am
- attainments."
"Yes, I know he does," said Marjorie
i "he's always paying me clumsy compli
i ments which I hate, and reading love poe
1 try and calling me his Dulcinea and hi
1 Soccharissa, and I don't know what elsi
i besides. A creeping, writhing yellow facet
j creature!"
I "Atanyrate," said Mr. Hood, "it is nr
5 command that you cease all acquaintance
3 with this Mr. Harraden. Return him al
a his love letters, for of course you have beei
t writing to each other, and tell him tha
[ you cannot keep up a pretence of love with
an enemy of your country."
"1 don't pretend, father," said Maijorie
i warmly. "I love him truly and honestly,
and I always will; and as to placing Mr.
Nahum by the side of him, why?"?here
, the damsel tossed her head in the most supreme
contempt. "Ed?1 mean Mr. Harraden's
family have been in Kent since the
Conquest. And nobody knows who Mr.
! Nahum is."
"I don't care about families," said the
farmer. "I have only to. say that I tonsidi
der Mr. Harraden a very unfit person for
you to know; and that if I find any farther
communication passing between you, I
shall send you off to your old aunt's in
Connecticut, and there you'll have meeting
house going enough to drive all ideas of
love out of year head. That is all I have
to say."
Marjorie courtesied and left the room.
Mr. Nahum Bond, when he came the next
morning to give Major ie 1 3r usual lessons,
was uncommonly anabic. whilst the attitude
of the young lady towards him was
distinctly the reverse. The minister could
not fail to notice this, so, when the most
uncomfortable two hours were ended, he
said : "Miss Hood, how very cold and distant
you are to me to-day. May I ask ii
I have been guilty of anything to offend
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"What's the good of vour standing there
and asking me if you have offended me,"
replied Majorie, "when you know very
well that you have! I wouldn't be a sneak,
if I were you, Mr. Bond."
"A what, Miss Hood!" exclaimed the astonished
minister. "A sneak? Surely a
very improper expression to fall from the
lips of a young lady at any time, but especially
when addressed to one whose life
is wrapped up in her happiness and welfare."
"Then why should you go and tell my
father, knowing his sentiment, about my
acquaintance with Mr. Harraden ?" asked
Majorie.
"Your father put the question plainly to
me," replied Nanum, "and what else could
I do? He has suspected it for a long
time."
"Somebody, had made him suspicious,
then," said Maijorie, "for it never would
occur to him naturally. I'm ashamed of
you, Mr. Bond, and I thought better of
you."
"Then try and think better of me again.
Miss Hood," said the young man, "for I
do love you dearly, and you know that I
would not do anything to hurt vour feelings
or to make you miserable. Can you not
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' "Mr. Bond," said Marjorie, assurpinga
dignified air as well as she could, whilst
under the strongest provocation to laugh at
the absurd attitude of her woer. "I love
Mr. Harradem, and I do not, I never can
love you! Is that not enough ?"
A peculiar look came over Nahum's face,
such as Marjorie had never seen there before.
"You say, Miss Hood, that you do
not and you never can love me," he said.
"Must I take this answer as final ?"
"Quite final," replied Marjorie; and with
a formal courtesy she left the room.
"Final is it?" muttered Mr. Nahum, as
he quitted the house; "very well then,
Miss. Your father, and all his crew, and
you also, shall pay for this decision."
CHAPTER II.
Lieutenant Edward Harraden of His
Majesty's 50tli Regiment of Foot?a fine
young fellow, with far more of the hearty
Squire about him than of the typical officer
of the day, Teas waiting that afternoon at a
very familiar spot, situated just about halfway
between the town and the barracks on
Mount Pleasant. Of course he was waiting
for Marjorie; and as punctuality is as rigid
a virtue in love as in war, he had not to
wait long before he espied a light active
form, furs and ribbons flying, making the
best of its way toward him through the
deep snow, and in a few seconds was pressing
his own honest face against the dimples
and blushes of Marjorie's.
"Oh, Edward!" cried the breathless girl:
"Such fun before dinner! You know my
tutor?Old Candlestick, as you call him?
well, now. what do you think he has been
and done ?"
"Can't think, my darling," replied the
young officer.
"Well what would you think was the
most uulikely thing in the world that he
would do?!'
"Well," said the young Englishman, after
a pause, for, being a ponderous man, he was
a ponderous thinker, "I should think the
most unlikely thing he could do would be
to make love to you."
"O, you clever man!" exclaimed Marjorie;
"that's just what he has been doing. The
impudence ! I could have boxed his ears, as
he stood there like a great fish. And you
should have seen his face when I told him
what I thought of him ! Because, you know
he has been and sneaked to my father about
our acquaintance ; and you know that just
as a red rag maddens a bull, so does a red
uniform' madden my poor father. And you
may imagine, Edward, what a talking-to I
got last night! If I'd been a thief, I could
not have got worse."
"Well, never mind, my pet," said the officer
; "he'll get over it. All the good folks
around here look upon us as fiends. (Jive a
dog a bad name, you know, and the rest of
it. We hear plenty of it, and we've heard
more than usual lately."
"But, my love, what are we to do ?" urged
Marjorie, plaintively.
"Why, my dear," replied her swain, "although
I'm an Englishman, I can't help
, seeing that his horrid war will soon be over.
Your people must be free sooner or later;
and although I bear the king's commission,
I don't see why they shouldn't be; and I
can't think it right that two peoples of the
same blood and language should be cutting
each other's throats, as we have for the last
seven years been doing. And then all evil
feelings will disappear; and I will go to
your father and tell nim that I love you, and
i that I want you for my wife. And if he re,
fuses, why?why, we'll run away; and if
he says all right, why, then it's all right."
"What a clever old dear you are!" said
. Marjorie, looking up in the young fellow's
handsome face, with proud admiration,
i "How I wish, Marjorie," he said, "that
your father wasn't such a prejudiced, strait,
laced old fellow. We're going to keep our
[ Christmas in such style up at the Mount;
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he'd only let yau come, all the other people
would follow his example, for he's rather a
f big man, isn't he?"
< "No; I'm afraid you won't get much VirI
ginia beauty up there," said Maijorie.
i "You should hear how the women all talk
. against your people, just as much for fasht
ion, I believe, as from genuine principle.
. But I should like to come."
And so they sauntered on, chatting the
j too fast hours of the daylight away, until
. the lieutenant was reminded that his was
the night-guard ; and they went back to the
I Half-way Tree, as they called their trysting
> place, and with one fond kiss, they parted.
1 After nightfall, the preparations for the
couj) de main were carried on quietly hut
1 actively in Alexandria, and no one was
f more active or energetic than the sturdy old
1 farmer of Braddock's. He hastily swallowed
his tea, much to the surprise ofMarjorie,
i who was accustomed to see him linger over
. that meal as an important epoch of the day,
t and was out into the town and about the
I farms, enlisting recruits, holding consultation
with his brother-conspirators, buying
up all the muskets and pikes and swords
I and ammunition he could lay his hands up_
on, stirring up the lazy, cheering the few
s who were despondent, doing, in fact, the
B work of two men, despite his load of sixty
I years.
' As may be imagined, Marjorie was much
f alarmed at the strange state of affairs al
e home?at the strings of carts and gangs ol
1 men laden with arms and mysterious pack:i
ages which continued to pass in and out ol
t the garden from dusk until after midnight
all in silence, and looking almost spectral in I
the dim lantern light. tl
"What does all this mean, Cicero?" she a
asked of the old negro. h
"I dunno, Missy, I's sure ; nebber see o
sich goin's on, nebber! Gemmans been tl
runnin' up an' down stairs, an' in an' out w
jes like de flies in de molasses-pot.M si
She then asked one of the workers. d
"Why, bless your heart, Miss," replied C
the man, "we're a-goin' to do away with the
Britishers, that's what we're a-goin' to ss
do and accompanied his answer with
winks and head-shakings which spoke vol- n
umes.
"Do away with the Britishers!" repeated w
Marjorie to herself. "That means fighting, h
and murder?and perhaps Edward, or fa- r<
ther"?and a terrible cloud of thoughts came r<
over her mind. "Oh, how happy we could u
all be," she thought, "if people had no such si
things as prejudices." n
Meanwhile, her father was returning from
the house of one of the confederates, which n
stood a little beyond the other side of the li
town, on the road to Mount Pleasant, and I
was not a little surprised to meet the Rev. c<
Nahum Bond, who was evidently in a great
hurry. Had it not been pitch dark? lie s(
would not have noticed too that the minister
was equally surprised and rather confused ai
at seeing him ; but the young man was
quick at recovery, and said : "Just whom E
I wanted to see, Master Hood. I am sorry a.1
to say anything that may offend you, but I ft
feel it my duty to warn you against your
daughter." n
"Lord! man," exclaimed the old farmer, ai
"what has the wench been doing now? k
Laughing at her tutor?" fl
"Nay, nay, Master Hood," replied Nahum
; "it is no light matter. I think not C
of what she has done, but of what she may p
do. She knows perfectly well what our n
project is; she loves one of the men against
whom we are going to work : she met him n
this afternoon. Put two and two together, ai
Good-night!" And he was lost in the dark- b<
ness. ti
For a moment th?old man stood bewil- h
dered. Then he smote his brow and mut- gi
tered: "What a fool I was not to send her g]
away! Of course I see what the parson
means?that she will betray us?and yet I ai
dare not think that she would do so. Her u
I love for the red coat may be strong, but it r(
would be strange if her love for her father 01
and her country were not stronger. How- li
ever, I will see her." And he rode on home- "
wards. d
Marjorieinethim atthe door with a frightened
face. "O father, I am so glad you ol
have come," she cried, throwing her arms tl
around his neck; "I am so frightened, cl
Tell me what all this means?these guns 01
and swords and bullets, and all this quiet pi
and secrecy."
Her father gently removed her arms from n
his neck and neld her out at arm's length, ir
looking keenly in her deep brown eyes, in
each of which a tear glistened. And you oi
mean to say, Marjorie, that you know 110th- gj
ing about it?" iv
"Nothing, father, but what Abram Stoke h
told me just now about doing away with
the Britishers," answered Marjorie. a
"And you did not tell Mr. Harranden ti
about it, when you met him this afternoon ?" p
"I did not know it father?indeed, I did ir
not; and if I had, I do not think that? ir
that"?
"No, 110,110!" exclaimed her father, kiss- tl
in her; I don't believe you would." S(
"But tell me, dear father," she said/'is tc
there to be fighting and shooting and murder?
Oh. I am so terrified! Suppose you tl
were to be killed, and suppose?suppose he
?you know I can't help loving him, and so w
would you if you knew how good and kind
and true he is." tl
"Tut, tut, lass! nev^r/ear," replied the
old man ; "these are not things for girls to j
be talking about. It's time for you to be a
in bed?Good night, my love; I have much y,
writing to do." . m
Marjorie went sadly enough up to her tl
room, and in truth hers was not an enviable di
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thing terrible was about to happen, some- p
thing in which the two men sne loved be- w
yonu all others in the world were concerned, w
and she could do nothing to prevent it. At re
one time she determined that she would jr
warn her lover of the danger; but the image p
of her stern patriotic father and of his wrath
at what he would assuredly term betrayal, ;u
came before her. Then she resolved to thow i j
herself at her father's feet and implore him tl
to abandon his design. Her thoughts were U}
interrupted by a knock at the door; and in aj
answer to her "Come in," the wooly head
and ebony countenance of Cicero appeared:
"Please Missy, Massa want you. He's tc
in a debil of a rage." ol
Marjorie went down, and found her father in
striding up and down the little room he I
styled his study. h;
"Marjorie," he said, in a voice which was rc
scarcely coherent for passion, "If I was to
shoot you on the spot, it would not be more ti
than yon deserve." These were terrible
words for a father to address to his child, g]
and still more terrible when they came from a,
a father who loved his child so dearly as ]a
Jeremiah Hood loved Marjorie. a]
"What?what do you mean, father?" ir
asked the tert-ified girl. jo
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well what I mean, itead that!" and he sv
threw on the table towards her a small. jr
scrap of paper. ti
She read :?" You are betrayed. Be warned
in time." n
She eoutd not recognize the writing, nor
was there any signature to this laconic epis- jr
tie. Turning it over she saw in smaller let- C(
ters:?"The penalty for concealing arms or ^
for harboring revolt is immediate death and ^
confiscation of estate." +>
"But, father," said Marjorie, "I have had ..
nothing to do with this. Surely you do not
think that I have betrayed you ?" p
"Not a word more," said her father, rais- e,
ing his hand ; I know that you have betray- ^
ed us. You will keep your room until I G,
find means to send you to Connecticut." p
"But, dear hither, hear me, I beg of vou. r(
Hear your daughter, your Marjorie, whom (|
you say you love," cried the girl in piteous p
tones. {l
"Silence!" said Hood, in a stern voice. 'S1
"Did 1 not love you as. J do, you would ere u
now have been lying where you now stand. M
Obey me, and go." cj
Poor Marjorie left the room crying bitterly
; and her father went out to tell the news ^
to the confederates.
Next evening, Alexandria lay sound a
. asleep in her mantle of snow as the clock a
struck midnierht. It wasthe 24th of Decern- n
ber, 1781. A few lights from the ships by q
the quay-side and from the Royal Gear ye 0
and City hotels, were the only indications
of a town visible from the British huts 011
Mount Pleasant. 1 n these "good old days,"
folk kept reasonable hours, and except up- I
on such special occasions as a birthday night ii
or a subscription ball, as a rule retired to b
rest about tne same hour that their modern c
posterity are at dinner. But upon Mount a
Pleasant there was activity, and moving e
about of lanterns^ and buckling on of knap- o
sacks, and buttoning up of gaiters; and ere J
the twelfth solemn note had died away, a 0
hundred men were drawn up in motionless n
array upon the* little parade-ground. At a e
few minutes past the hour, the word was t
> given ; the company faced to the right and p
commenced to tramp through the thick t
cnnw tnwnrrl tho slneniner. unconscious town a
beneath them. At their head marched the f
' Colonel, and by his side a tall figure muffled 1j
in a long cloak. They did not march by the (1
! direct route to Alexandria; hut in order to 1>
avoid passing through the town, chose a a
; back-path, which in the course of half an 0
i hour brought them at the gate of Brad- r
dock's. Here the guide?he of the cloak? t
" would have left them ; but the Colonel held a
' him fast by the collar. "Nay, my good fel- e
' low," he said; "not so fast. Perhaps you are 1
playing us false?Lieutenant Harraden, take I
i a sergeant and two file and enter the t
; house." &
f The Lieutenant saluted ; and with his ?
men went up to the door, while the remain- a
f der of the company "stood easy" in the a
, garden, bayonets fixed and muskets ready, c
n obedience to his knock, Cicero opened
!ie door in his usual cautious manner; but
kick from the foot of the sergeant hurried
is movements, for it sent the door flying
pen, and poor Cicero all but sprawling on
le polished oak floor. The Lieutenant?
hose feelings may be imagined at making
ich an entry into the shrine of his godess?walked
in, and requested the rueful
icero to show him into his master's room.
"Ma&sa hah go to bed dis tree hours,"
lid the scared negro.
"Very sorry," said Harraden ; "but I
lust see him."
As a rule, it was as much as Cicero's place
as worth to disturb his master during even
is afternoon nap; but the visions of the
jdcoats in the garden urged him to sink all
ductance in the matter; and in a few mintes
a heavy step was heard descending the
;aircasc? and Mr. Hood appeared, clad in
iglit shirt, great coat and slippers.
"Very sorry to disturb you at this time of
ight, Mr. Hood," said the Lieutenant potely;
"but I am acting under orders, and
must ask you to show me the way to your
3llars."
"Who are you, sir?" asked the old man,
lornfully.
"I am Lieutenant Harraden, of His Britnic
Majesty's Fiftieth ltegiment of Foot."
"Hem ! Harraden. Fiftieth Regiment,
lent name and Kent Regiment. I am
shamed of you, sir ; but as I see you have
>rce at your back, I suppose I must obey."
He led the way down to the cellars: The
)pn spnrrhed hifrh and low. sounded floors
nd walls with the butt ends of their musets;
but not an arm of any kind could they
nd.
The Lieutenant reported matters to the
olonel. That officer, who was smoking a
ipe in Jeremiah Hood's study, fumed and
iged. ".Call in that rascally spy," he said.
The Sergeant went out and returned with
'ahum Bond, almost dropping with shame
nd terror. The old farmer's feelings may
e imagined when he beheld his ideal man,
le destined husband of Marjorie, before
im ; but he could find no vent for his disust
in words; he simply sat down and
roaned.
"Didn't you say that there were annsand
[nmunition stored here, and that an attack
pon our position was to be made to-mor>w
night?" roared the Colonel; and withiit
waiting for whatever answer the trending
traitor could have given, continued :
Of course you did. Sergeant, do your
uty."
Nalium was dragged out; and before the
Id farmer could interfere, the stillness of
le outside world was broken by the dislarge
of half a dozen muskets. There was
tie cry, and Nahum Bond had paid the
enalty of his double perfidy with his life.
"You will remain here, Lieutenant liarulen,"
said the Colonel, "until we receive
larching orders."
He went out. The rattle of unfixing baynets
was heard, and in a few minutes the
arden was empty, save one rigid figure,
hose eyes wide staring up in the starlight
eavens.
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J 116 Old laniltT SCeiliCU iu lliivcjiuicu uuu
heavy stupor, but the departure of the
oops awakened him. He arose and aproached
Harraden. "You are the gentlemn,
I believe, sir," he said, "with whom
IV daughter is acquainted."
"I have that inexpressible honor," said
le young officer. "And in return for the
irv'ice I had rendered you to-night, I have
> beg that you bestow on me her hand."
"Service, sir! What service?" exclaimed
le astonished old man.
"Did you get a note warning you that you
ere betrayed ?" said the Lieutenant.
"I did, sir. And what then?" replied
io old man.
"I wrote that, sir," said Ilarraden. "And
wrote it at the expense of my honor as
British officer, out of my great love for
our daughter. It has given you time to
2t your cellar cleared of the arms stored
lere. We shall leave Alexandria in a few
ays, so that there will be no need for you
> meditate a continuance of your design,
[ad I not warned you, the consequencesell.
you know what the consequences
ould have been. Moreover, Mr. Hood,
'member that I exposed that double dealig
traitor who. lies outside in the snow,
m obliged to blow my own trumpet a bit,
icause I know how strong your prejudices
e against my country. Yet after all, Mr.
!oou, there is something even thicker than
le fact of being mere Englishmen, between
j. You surely cant't forget that the Hood
id Harraden estates have lain alongside
ich other in old Kent for centuries."
The simple heartiness of this appeal
iuched the old man's heart. "I'm an
d fool," he said, rising, to be meddling
i these sort of affairs at my time of life,
am quite sensible of the services you
we rendered me; and if you ask me as a
ward that "
At this moment the door was pushed
midly open and Majorie's terrified face
ipeared. She had heard the sound of an- '
*y voices and the report of the firearms,
id had been quaking in fear upon the
nding hbove; but when she saw her father
ul her sweetheart with their hands joined
i the middle of the room, she uttered a
vful cry and sprang towards them. "Oh,
have been so afraid!" she said; "J heard
ich angry talking and the sound of sliootig,
and 1 was sure that one of you had shot
le other."
"Nav, lass," said her father. '.'Mr. Hariden
has saved us all from ruin and disraee,
and that doubled-faced villain, Naum
Bond, has been shown in his true
ilors. He was, I find, what you called
im?a sneak, and something worse. Now
len," he said, nodding his head toward
ic British officer, "sweetheart together as
on like."
Mount Pleasant was evacuated by the
iritish in the course of three weeks; and
verybody knows that a treaty of peace
'as signed in less than a year after these
vents between Great Britain and the Uni?d
States of America. Edward Harraden
itired from the army, returned to Alexanria
married Marjorie and was soon one of
le most popular men in Virginia. Many
nd many a pipe did he and the old man
moke over the international question; but
pon Christmas night, when the curtains
rere snugly drawn and the logs cracked
heerily upon the hearth, they mutually
ink all differences of opinion, told the
tory of Nahum Bond's treachery over
gain, and agreed that circumstances had
fter all turned out for the best. And when
t length the old man died, Edward transnrtod
his wife and two pretty children
ver the Atlantic, and finally settled down
11 the ancestral estate in Kent.
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Wiiex Armies Fought Hand to
I and.?In the days of hand-to-hand lightng,
when missile weapons were employed
y a comparatively small portion of the
ombatants, the vanquished were generally
lmost annihilated and the victors suffered
normously. At Canine 40,000 Romans out
f 80,000 were killed. At Hastings the
sormans, though the victors, lost 10,000
ut of 00,000, and at Creey 30,000, Frenchmen
out of 100,000 were, it is asserted, killd,
without reckoning the wounded. When
he flint-lock reigned the average of the
iroportion of the killed and wounded in
en battles, beginning with Zorndorf in 1708
nd ending with Wartcrloo, was from one
ourtli to one-fifth of the troops present on
ioth sides. The heaviest loss was at Zornlorf,
where 32,010 men out of 82,000 were
:illed or wounded. It was also very heavy
t Eylau, being 00,000 casualties out of 100,00
men. In the campaign in Italy in 1801)
iflos were used on both sides, and we find
hat the proportion of casualties to combat.nts
was at Magenta and Solferino oneleventh.
In the Franco-Prussian war of
870-71, when both sides were armed with
ireech-loading rifles, the average proporion
of killed and wounded at Worth,
ipieheren, Mars-le-Tour. Gravelotte and
>edan was one-ninth, the heaviest loss being
it Mars-le-Tour, where it was one-sixth,
.nd the smallest at Sedan, where it was
ine-t wel fth.?A theneum.
HfocellaneottS ftradrog.
For the Yorkvllle Enquirer.
THE M. E. CHURCH, SOUTH.
SYNOPSIS OF ITS OPERATIONS IN YORK
COUNTY.
Our pastorate is subject to the itinerant
system, which we regard as being Scriptural.
This system comes under the great com
mand, "Go." It has been said tnat the
Methodist church is the command "go" organized.
Samuel was a sort of traveling
messenger of God. Elijah traveled and
proclaimed God's will to men. When God
sent Jonah to Nineveh to preach, (like many
Methodist preachers of modern date) Jonah
did not like his appointment. Made an effort
to get away from it, but had to go at
last, or be expelled. John? the forerunner
of Christ, came into the wilderness of Judea
preaching. Our Saviour traveled and
preached. He sent forth his disciples, two
and two, saying to them, "as ye go preach."
Christ commissioned his disciples saying,
"Go ye into all the world and preach the
gospel to every creature."
The essential feature of the itinerancy
consists in the change of the pastor, under
law. A charge may embrace one church?
as a station, or it may embrace several
churches?as a circuit. The station, or circuit,
agrees to take the preacher sent them.
The preacher agrees to go wherever the constitutional
authority may send him. Thus,
as a rule, all the churches have pastors, ana
all the pastors have fields to labor in. So
that no preacher is without work, and no
church without a pastor.
But for this system, many of our churches
in this county would be without a pastor?
not being able, alone, to support one. And
some of our pastors would have no work.
The subdivision of the work in the county
into four charges, instead of one, lias increased
the amount of preaching, so that
whereas we once had but two or three places
for preaching on a given Sunday, we now
have sen-ice at not less than from seven to
eight on each Sabbath. So that thus to divide
is to conquer.
The change of pastors, under law, gives at
least a greater variety, and also gives each
church a chance to share in the varied talent
of the ministry. While one may be more
-r O nnc.
U1 it 11* Y 1 \ <1 lirH) <11111 (lllULULl jiiwai; VJA ct i/u.7tor,
in the change the churches are benefited
in turn by each. There are some additional
corners that might be taken in and worked
with good results, no doubt. There are
great possibilities in connection with churches
already established, if the ground be well
worked! Think of the many young people
and children in connection with these congregations!
What may be the future if
these are all brought in and saved.
We hold firmly to the declaration of the
master, "Except ye be born again ye cannot
see the kingdom 'of God." Regarding the
church as a means of saving souls, now, as
in the former day, the condition of membership
is, a sincere desire to flee the wrath
to come, and to save the soul. But, now as
then, such are expected to continue to evidence
their desire of salvation by doing no
harm ; by doing good. . To do good in the
fullest sense, one must be good?must be
born again. We have experience meetings
in our system, which tests every member's
experience. Each member is expected not
only to get good, but to labor for the good
of others. Also, they are expected (except
the infirm and the sick) to attend upon all
the ordinances of God, such as the preaching
of the word and the sacraments. In a
word, such must be Christians at home.
Also, attend the public ministrations of the
church and support the institutions of Christianity.
While we believe that God irresistibly
convicts of sin, yet we believe that the actual
salvation of the soul is conditional.
Each member should study their church .in
all particulars, and so give a reason of the
hope that is in him. R. P. Franks.
BEHIND THE IRON HORSE.
An old engineer said to a Philadelphia
Press reporter: "The public, taking them
collectively, think that an engineer is a
hard-hearted wretch, and that he thinks no
more of running over a human being than
he does of killing a cow or a hog. I've
heard people say. that we become hardened
to it and clon't mind it a bit; but that's a
mistake, and a very grave one. I remember
killing a man some five years ago, and I
know that I couldn't sleep for a month, except
by fits and starts. J used to have the
most horrible nightmares that ever worried
mortal man.
"One night," continued the old engineer,
"I had a horrible dream. That was an awful
night. My wife woke me up. I had
my hand on the foot-rail of the bed, just as
if I had hold of the throttle, and the beads
of perspiration were standing out all over
my face. My wife told me how I had yelled,
'for God's sake, jump!' and how it had
wakened her ; arid then she sprang out of
bed shaking with fear, and when she shook
me and I saw where 1 was, I told her my
dream. It's a mean thingtoaccuseus of not
mindipg killing people," said the engineer,
as he took his oil-can and started to oil his
engine.
Not long ago Engineer Knowles stood examining
his engine in the Broad street station
; he had just brought the "owl" train
from Jersey City. There was a busy "scene
all about him; two Southern expresses and
two Western trains were standing in the
station. It was just 4 o'clock in the morning,
and a very sharp, biting, chilly dawn ;
baggage porters and men laden with great
bundles of Philadelphia morning papers,
fresh from the press, were hurrying to the
trains. The electric light was spitting and
hissing and casting weird, fantastical shapes
and shadows about the engineer, who stood
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iippurvilliy gUAiujj; at uuiniii^. J. i
porter opened conversation with Engineer
Knowles, and, after a good deal of talk, lie
said, as he leaned with one foot resting on
the huh of a driving-wheel:
"I've been running for ten years, and
never met with a mishap until a short time
ago, and then everything seemed to come
all at once. I killed an old peddler at
Princeton Junction one day. He wascrossing
the track by the station in his old wagon.
1 think he must have been asleep, for
he paid 110 attention to the whistle when I
blew, and of course he was killed outright.
The old fellow was well-known in Trenton.
Then I struck a man over in the meadows,
and right on top of that I killed a man at
Newark."
Another engineer out in the West Philadelphia
yard told the reporter he knew of a
few instances where engineers had gone crazy
from killing people with their engines,
"I knew a poor fellow," said the engineer,
"who was 011 the New Jersey Central. He
killed a woman up by Clinton one night,
and that night I heard him tell the trainmaster,
Billy Smith, at Elizabeth, all about
it. He seemed to grow insane right there,
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aiiu juui a *1 utt i iwa in vj v. ? .? ~?
after that he was put iu a straight-jacket,
and he's in an insane asylum to-day, nothing
short of a maniac, and that happened
nearly fifteen years ago."
It is very evident that the whole course oJ
an engineer's career is not as smooth as the
track he runs over. They are supposed tc
exercise prescnceof mind, never mindwhal
stares them in-the face. The engineers on
the Pennsylvania railroad receive ?3.80 ,1
day, or $115 a month. For instance, a round
trip from the Broad street station to Jersey
City and back, 182 miles, is considered a
day's work. Every third day they have
off. Some engineers get through their day's
work in less time than others.
The engineer gets off his engine much
the same as a jockey gets off his sulkej
when the race is over. The hostlers take
charge of the engine, which has become
dirty and tired-looking from dashing ovei
182 miles of road-bed.
When you see an engineer who is running
a passenger line, you can make uj
your mind that he has worked a long time
on an engine before he reaches that important
post. First, there are four or five
years to oe serveil as a I1 reman, uuu Uicu
several years on a freight train.
The engineers on the Pennsylvania road
are carefully selected by the road foreman
of engines, and no man known to drink
liquor would be allowed to run an engine
an hour. Not only is their life while on
duty carefully scrutinized, but their movements
while off duty are generally known
by the officers. "A man must have the
qualification of a clear head and a steady
hand," said an official to the reporter.
Some engineers handle a train more gracefully
than others. Some stop a train gradually
by applying the air and then allowing
it to exhaust, repeating the manipulation
two or three times, which stops the
train by degrees and prevents the jerking
of the cars and shaking the passengers up,
while other engineers, who have not the
knack, stop the train frequently with one
application of the air-brake.
Charles Dickens told a friend on alighting
from a train during a visit to this country,
that his first thought on stepping upon
the platform was, "Thank God and the
engineer." A close observer will notice
that travelers seldom look at the engineer
as they pass down the platform from the
train when they have reached their jour
ney's end.
Why Do Birds Sing??With all this
strong tendency 011 the part of birds to vary
their music, how is it that there is still such
a degree of uniformity, so that, as we have
said, every species maybe recognized by its
notes? Why does every red-eyed vireo
sing one way, and every white-eyed vireo
in another? Who teaches the young chipper
to trill, and the younglinnetto warble?
In short, how do birds come by their music ?
Is it all a matter of instinct, inherited habit,
or do they learn it ? The answer seems to
be that birds sing as children talk, by simple
imitation. Nobody imagines that the
mfant is born with a language printed upon
his brain. The father and mother may
never have known a word of any tongue except
the English, but if the child is brought
up to hear only Chinese, he will infallibly
speak that, and nothing else. And careful
experiments have shown that the same is
true of birds. Taken from the nest just
after they leave the shell, they invariably
sing, not their own so-called natural song,
but the song of their foster-parents; provided,
of course, that this is not anything beyond
their physical capacity. Thenotorious
house sparrow (our "English" sparrow), in
his wild or semi-domesticated state, never
makes a musical sound ; but if he is taken
in hand early enough, he may be taught to
sing, so it is said, nearly as well as the canary.
Bechstein relates that a Paris clergyman
had two of these sparrows whom he
had trained to speak, and, among other
things, to recite several of the shorter commandments;
and the narrative goes on to
say that it was sometimes very comical,
tlio ruiir disnutintr over their
food, to hear one gravely admonish the other,
"Thou shalt not steal!" It would be interesting
to know why creatures thus gifted
do not sing of their own motion. With their
amiability and sweet peaceableness they
ought to be caroling the whole year round.
Atlantic Monthly.
If You Please.?When the Puke of
Wellington was sick the last thing he took
was a little tea. On his servant's handing
it to him on a saucer, and asking him if he
would have it, the Puke replied, "Yes, if
you please." These were his last words.
How much kindness and courtesy is expressed
by them ! He who had commanded the
great armies in Europe, and had long used
the throne of authority, did not despise or
overlook the small courtesies of life. And
how many boys do ? What a rude tone of
command they often use to their little brothers
and sisters, and sometimes to theirmothers!
This is ill-bred and unchristian and
shows a coarse nature and a hard heart. In
all your home talk remember "If you
please." To all who wait upon you and
serve you, believe that "If you please" will
make you better served than all the cross
or ordering words in the whole dictionary.
Don't forget three little words?"If you
please."
Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or
duties, but of little things, of which smiles
and kindness and small obligations, given
habitually, are what win and preserve the
heart, and secure the comfort.
The Daughter of Napoleon*.?While
the silver wedding fetes were proceeding
at Berlin the daughter of an Emperor died
in the most abject poverty near Cologne,
and was buried by the communal authorities.
She was unmarried, and lived in a
wretched room, hung round with the portraits
of the Bonapartes. She was a daughter
of the first Napoleon, and was born in
1811 in the palace of the Archbishop of
Cologne. William III was her godfather,
and she received the title of Countess de
Falkenburg. She was brought up at Mont
joie at the expense of her ratner, ana tnen
placed in a convent in Italy, which she left
when about 30 years of age. Some say she
was too fond of luxury; others that she was
too generous; but at all events she soon got
through a consideeable property, and returned
to Cologne, penniless, at the age of
50. A prominent citizen applied to Aapoleon
III, but no notice was taken. Sne,
poor thing, dropped her title, and earned a
miserable pittance by needle work, supplemented
by a small allowance from a rich
family living near the Ithine, who claimed
left-handed descent from Jerome Napoleon,
King of Westphalia.
Cabling Across the Atlantic.?How
long does it take to transmit a message
through the Atlantic cable ? The New York
Journal of Commerce has been investigating
this question, and simple as it looks at first
sight there are many singular and interesting
points to answer. "When the electricity
is applied to the cable at one end, two-tenths
of a second pass before any effect is felt at
the other and three seconds are comsumed
before the full force of the current is in action.
The first signal is felt four-tenths of a
second, but the following ones go through
more rapidly. As many as seventeen words
have been sent over the Atlantic cable in
; one minute ; fifteen can usually be sent under
pressure, and twelve words a minute is
a good working rate. Messages of twelve
words have been sent all the way from New
-\r?i. 4-^ t ;?> tw-n mlniif-/?s. A fact
x unv. tu uuiiuun in mv ?.. ?
not yet explained by the scientists is that
the electricity does not move as rapidly
from New York to London as in the oppo>
site direction.
Subject for Thought.?Half the trouble
in this world arises from sin of yielding to
. passion. Temper increases ten-fold by action.
If you speak you will say too much
and the more you say the more passive you
[ will feel. There are times when it is right
to show proper resentment, when manhood
1 or womanhood is insulted; times when
; something ought to be said; but wait till
the sweet by and by?then you will know
! what you ought to say, and often when we
thus wait we shall respect ourselves more
! to keep still, and let the sinner go rebuked
[ by our silent contempt.
Men Who Lose Time.?There are four
1 kinds of men who lose time?the man who
is always waiting at street corners trying
! to persuade his little dog to catch up witn
5 him; the man who spends four or five hours
1 a day trying to color a bogus meerschaum
[ pipe; the man who is generally explaining
[ to liis friends how and under what circumstances
he was presented with his expen|
sive cane, and the man who, having pretty
: hair wishes to keep the part in exact shape
5 and appearance.?Lake Tribune.
i ? At a convention of stove manufacturers,
' recently held in Detroit, the President said:
UTr .irniil.I moL'fl tVlO TinSKihlp T1SP> of
( our money we should patronize ably con
ducted and responsible papers. The newspaper
is immeasurably tne best medium
open to our trade ; the most liberal and ex>
pert advertisers testify to its value, and in
; the employment of its columns we would
find a means of escape from wasteful, undig>
nified and ineffective methods."