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VOL. 38. YORKYILLE, S. C.. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 3, 1883. NO. 44.
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HAUNTED BY A~HORSE.
It seems an odd thing to say?and very likely
you will not believe it?but there was a time :
in my life when I was haunted by a horse, just
as truly and irresistibly as ever a wretched ,
sinner was haunted by remorse ; and that, to !
my mind, means a good deal more than if I
said haunted by a ghost; for I don't believe in
ghosts, and I do believe in remorse, for I have
felt it and been haunted by it myself, and that
not for any great : ins either.
My father was a merchant in 0110 of our
great western cities, a good, honorable man,!
but withal, stern and harsh to his children in ,
his endeavors to guide them aright.
The result of this unwise rule was such as I
might have been anticipated ; one of my broth- j
ere ran off to sea and was drowned on his first j
voyage ; another enlisted in the army, and I, j
after a violent quarrel with my father, turned
my back on my home, as I believed, forever.
I was the youngest son, and, after our mother's
death had met with more indulgence than i
my brothers; but there were times when the 1
flint of my father's disposition and the steel
in mine came into violent contact.
And so it came that I?a hot headed youth
of twenty, just home from college, the proud
winner of hard won prizes?went out into the
world to seek my fortune.
I chanced to have fifty dollars in my pocket, |
and this sum sufficed to carry me the greater j
part of the way to the point I had fixed upon
as the scene of the first act in the drama of
my future fortunes.
There were no railroads in those days across
the great western prairies; they had to be
crossed on horseback or in wagons, and to do
either required money?more money than I
jwssessed, by far.
And so my march came to a sudden halt on
the verge of the great plains, and I was forced j
to look on, while caravan after caravan of
eager seekers after gold rolled out of the little
town, where my hist dollar had stranded me.
Gold-seekers, for the California fever was at
its height, and hundreds and thousands of men,
reckless and desperate as I was myself, were
rushing to the gold fields with all possible haste.
Weary and heartsick, with aching head and
dragging limbs, I wandered out beyond the
town. It was a cloudy day, with a cold blustering
wind that told of snowflakes near at
hand ; but I paid no heed to the weather?the
inner storm eclipsed the outer.
"Hollo I" I thought, "here comes some one 1
in a tearing hurry. Clear the road, my boy ; {
or look out for a knock-down argument!"
I stepi>ed to one side, as a horse at full speed !
came dashing by. I had only time for a brief
glance at the rider and steed, but that one j
glance was enough.
Such a horse and such a rider !
Coal black, with shining coat, arched neck, |
sleek, flowing mane and rail, and slender limbs, ]
with a long gentle spring that could scarcely I
have stirred a child in the saddle. I had always
been fond of horses and had prided myself
on owning fine animals, but never before
had I seen a horse that so took my heart by
storm.
And its rider, too !?a beautiful girl of not;
more than eighteen summers, with flowing
ringlets, rosy cheeks, and bright eyes, that
seemed to read me through and through, as :
she turned them on me, in passing.
Involuntarily I removed my hat and stood I
gazing after the well matched pair as toe \
horse made a sudden turn and halted with his j
rider at the door of a house close by.
The latter leaped to the ground and entered J
the dwelling while the noise waiKeu quieM? |
to a neat stable, opening on the road.
I stood motionless till both had disappeared, !
then drew a long breath like one awakening ;
from a dream and returned to town where a
few quiet inquiries furnished me with the information
that the animal I so much admired
belonged to the chief magistrate Of the little
town, its rider being his only child.
All through the rest of the day the figure of ;
that beautiful horse haunted me. I could not j
throw it off. I lay down to sleep and 1 dream-'
ed that I was mounted on its back, speeding
across the wide plains, no longer spread as an
impassible barrier, between me and every hope
of fortune.
I awoke and the same idea clung to me.
All day long a demon whispered in my ear
how easy it would be, in the dead of night, to j
enter thestable I had seen, lead out the covet- j
ed horse, mount him and away, away !
Urged by an irresistible impulse, I left the
town at once, and inspected the magistrate's j
premises, entering the stable, on pretext of!
inquiring my way of a boy who was at work 1
within.
The horse, the glorious black, was there, and '
my heart beat high as a closer inspection con- j
firmed my first opinion of his quality. IIow
long I might have lingered, feasting my eyes
on that noble piecf of horse-tlesh who can say? j
I was infatuated, and could, I verily believe, I
have gazed on it for hours, had not the sudden i
. mnaritinn of Mav Morris, the magistrate's j
daughter, impelled me to a hasty flight.
And then?not till then?as I glanced at the j
proud face that had so interested me the day :
before, did I realize in all its blackness the
true import of the thought that had taken !
possession of me.
A horse thief ! I to become a horse thief ! I
pressed my hand to my head, bewildered. Had j
I indeed fallen so low as this, that 1 should J
seriously contemplate the stealing of another
man's horse, and even take pleiisure in the I
idea ?
My brain reeled with horror at the dark pit, '
yawning beneath my feet, and yet still 1 felt
the temptation stroug upon ine to follow to j
the end the plan I had almost unconsciously '
mapped out for seizing the coveted animal.
And so I went back to the town, at one moment
shrinking from the thought of the depth |
to which I had fallen, at another tilled with
delight at the ease with which I could seize
upon him, and speed on his back across the j
plains.
I lay down to sleep, and sleep AH from me. j
The beautiful girl and the beautiful horse she |
rode ; the horse and the girl, the gill and the
horse?these two ideas, and the all paramount
one that sprang from them, kept surging to
? j? *? i?; ?.:i i,w,f r ,,,, |
aim no hi my uiaiu uum at ia.^ ? s|<i?nA ..r, ,
resolved to go out into the stormy night (for ;
it was snowing hard,) and cool my feverish ;
blood.
T seemed to myself to be two persons?nay,
three?in one body. One was wicked, and
urged the theft of the horse; another was
honorable and recoiled at the very idea ; and
these two held hot argument together, while I
the third looked quietly on, saying : "Look ;
here, what's all this nonsense about ? You |
are getting brain fever, my boy, that's what i
it means,- neither more nor less. Better go ;
home to your father while you can. that's my
:tdvice."
Every one in the little tavern had settled j
down for the night, but I found 110 difficulty j
in letting myself out, and then I set forth to l
walk as rapidly as the deep snow would per-1
mit?whither ?
As I live, my sole object and intention was
to walk in the cool air until I felt tired enough
to go back to my bed and gain the sleep I so
much needed ; yet, without my own volition, |
my steps led me direct to the stable where
my coveted beauty was tethered; not only to
the stable but into it, for the door was insecurely
fastend and access easy.
The result ? Ah, you have already divined
it. I felt around in the darkness, found a
bridle and saddle, and in a moment more led
the black out. into the road ; and there I paused,
my head whirling with exultation, regardless
of the fact that a dog was barking furiously
at hand, and that a light was rapidlyapproaching
from the neighboring dwelling.
I waited quietly until the beams of the lantern
almost dashed into my eyes, and then,
with one loud "Hurrah !" I leaped into the
saddle, and plunged down the road at a wonderful
speed, considering that the ground was
already deeply covered with the fast falling
snow, which, here and there, had drifted into
huge heaps, almost blockading the way.
It was not long before I heard sounds behind
me that proved I was being followed, yet
the knowledge troubled me not, but only lent
additional zpst to the adventure on which I
jtad embarked.
The noble steed I rode needed neither whip
nor spur to urge him on ; the bracing air and
blinding snow seemed to have hied his blood,
and 1 laughed aloud at the idea of any other
animal being able to overtake him, the sp^ed
lie made through the soft snow being perfectly
wonderful.
On and on we went; once or twice I drew
rein and listened, only to be assured that I
was still followed and that, too, very closely.
Again I laughed and shook my fist at my
invisible foe; and then, suddenly surrounding
me on every side, I beheld a multitude of
demons, each mounted on a horse the counter-;
part of the one I rode, and in their midst, appealing
to me for help, was the lovely girl
whose favorite steed I had appropriated.
Frenzied at the sight, I brought down the ;
switch I carried heavily on the horse's Hank. !
He indignantly responded with a fierce side
leap that landed him in the midst of a deep
snow drift and pitched me headforemost into
another.
But I was up again in a moment, and wad- [
ed out into the level track, my blood on fire
with the determination to rescue the beautiful
maiden seen from the legion of demons
who were carrying her into bondage.
But lo ! they had vanished, one and all?no
demons were to be seen, no horses no maiden ! ;
Nothing was stirring on the great white plain !
except myself and the proud beauty from
whose back I had so suddenly dismounted,
and he was some distance off, having evident-!
ly concluded that it was time to return to
more comfortable quarters in his stable, to- \
ward which he was quickly making his way. j
Sn I st.nnd still in the midst of the fast deep-!
ening snow, lmlf blinded by the driving flakes, 1
half frozen by the cold that I now began to j
feel for the first time, and wholly bewildered |
by the disappearance of the maiden all for- j
lorn, whose rescue I had resolved to effect, or
die in the attempt.
How my troubled brain solved the problem :
of the sudden vanishing of my foes 1 cannot |
say, for my recollection halts abrubtly sit this !
point, and recommences in a widely different j
scene.
A large, handsomely furnished apartment, !
myself lying in its midst on a luxurious couch, !
my father bending over me, his face haggard
and careworn, and, standing at his side, a I
lovely young girl, whom I had no sooner look-!
ed upon than she vanished?these are my J
next recollections?something of a leap you
see from the lonely snow-covered plains.
By and by, as I came back slowly to health
and strength the gap in my memory was filled
up.
"Don't worry about it, my lad," said the
man whom I had sought to rob of the horse.
"It was not you who stole my horse ; it was
brain fever, and we all know he is an eccentric
fellow, not responsible for his misdeeds. ;
No one blames you in the least?in fact, no ;
one knows anything about it but your father,
May and you and I. Naturally I supposed I
was pursuing a regular horse thief, until,.after
meeting my horse returning riderless. I rode
on and found you senseless in the road.
The first glance at you puzzled me. You
n'uro Iin nnrnninn />rimiivil tllilt WflS PPl'tllin '
both face and dress denied it. So I lifted you
on my horse and held on to you somehow
until I reached home.
I told them there that I had found you in- j
sensible in the snow, and after getting you
to bed and sending for the doctor I set about
examining your pockets, to tind your identity,
if possible. Your letters furnished me with
your father's name and address, and when the
physician pronounced yours a case of brain ,
fever, I sent a messenger to him. He came |
at once, and for the last three weeks has helpto
nurse you back to life.
It was curious how that horse kept haunting
you. through all your delirium?"the glorious
black and the lovely girl" were all you j
could talk about. You were always riding at I
her side and fighting for her."
"That lovely girl, haunts me still," said I;!
"and I hope I may ride at her side and fight
for her through life."
"Who knows ?" laughed her father. "Stran-1
er things than that have happened. Perhaps
you may."
And so I did.
A NARROW ESCAPE.
As I surveyed myself in the glass, I felt a
conscious blush rising to my face. I wanted
to look my best to-night, and I knew that my I
white dress and pearls became me well.
"There, that'll do now, Miss (Jertie, dear, i
vrm lrwtlr iii?t. lnvplv "
J " * ? ?VV4? J \?WV V " |
Poor old nurse ! according to her I was always
lovely. Whether arrayed in silks or cottons,
ball dress or morning gown, her verdict:
remained the same.
"Give me a kiss, nursie," I cried, "and then
go and get ready while I show myself to papa.
How do I do, papa V" I demanded, bursting
upon him in all the splendor of my attire.
"Eh, my little girl," he said, looking up
from the book he was reading ; "are you ready ,
to start so soon V"
"Yes, I promised to l>e the first arrival, you
know; and please, I want your candid opin-j
ion. Xurse thinks I look lovely."
"1 arn afraid nurse is a partial critic," he j
returned, with a fond smile. "You look very i
nice, indeed, my darling. You are growing;
wonderfully like your mother."
1 knew that this was the highest praise he
could give me, and forgetful alike of my dignity
and my extensive train, 1 ran to him and
clasped my arms around his neck.
"You dearold papa! You're sure you don't
mind my leaving you?and you won't feel
lonely without me, will you ?"
"Xo, uoychild?no."
As I drove along with nurse in her prim
black bonnet, seated opposite to me, my heart
beat high with nervous anticipation. 1 was
going to my first party; for though I was
eighteen, papa and I had lived such retired
lives that, till lately, I had known nothing of
the gayeties usual to girls of my age. Six
months previously, the Mortons, some old
friends of my father's, had settled in the neighborhood,
and at their house I had begun to
appear in society. Already, on the strength
of a few musical evenings and a garden party
or two, I felt myself quite a dissipated person.
When we reached Holme Lodge, the large,
comfortable old country mansion was all ablaze
with light, and from the open door streamed
an inviting Hood of warmth and brilliance.
In the hall I w;is seized upon by Louie and
Lottie Morton, the twin sisters.
"Come upstairs to our room," cried Lottie ;
"we shall have time for a nice chat before the
people arrive."
The sitting room, specially appropriated to
the girls for their use, was a pretty, cosy
apartment. A wood lire was burning on the
tiled hearth, and nearby a table was set forth
with a dainty repast of coffee and delicious
cakes.
After we had examined and commented on
each other's costumes, Louie began filling our
cups just as a young lady entered. She was a
friend staying on a visit?Isabella Saloni by
name?and by birth, half Italian and half
English. She looked remarkably well, in a
dress of heavy, saffron-tinted brocade, and
necklace, ear rings and bracelets of dull gold,
and as I gazed at her 1 comprehended how
lovely she was.
1 was engaged to Rupert Morton for the first
WHll/. ; Ulll> MC ll<iu vunj uunru <v vi'ii|'iv ui
j turns when he whispered?
I "Do you not particularly wish to finish this
dance ? If not, will you come into the conj
servatory V It is cool and pleasant there."
I was about to make some laughing rejoinder.
but a look in his gray eyes stopped me,
| and 1 bowed an assent.
"Gertrude," he said softly, as we stood by a
marble basin wherein a tiny fountain sent up
I a sparkling cascade of silvery drops, "do you
: guess why I asked you to come here ?*'
I glanced up at him saucily,
i "Certainly; because it is cool and pleasant,"
I replied.
"Ah, that was only the pretext, the excuse.
You must guess my real reason, darling. Yon
know I love you, do you not ?"
1 strove to cover my burning cheeks with
my fingers ; but he gently removed them and
! held them in his own as lie bent his head to
1 the level of inv downcast eyes.
"Have you not a word to say to me ? Can
I you not give me one word of hope V"
I could not at first speak, but he read his
answer in my silence.
' "Rupert " I murmured presently, raising
my head from its resting-place on his shoulder,
"Rupert, do you know I?I thought?I was
afraid that you liked Miss Saloni.1'
"You were indeed mistaken. Xo man could
help admiring Miss Saloni : but believe me,
my darling Gertrude, beyond admiration I
have never given her a thought."
The rest of the evening sped swiftly by. If
I had been happy before, I was ten times happier
now. I danced every dance, and at supper
Rupert contrived to secure a secluded
corner, where he detained me so long that I
offended one partner that sought me in vain.
I was to remain at Holme Lodge that night,
and go home the next day, nurse having
brought everything requisite for my stay, and
placed ready before she retired.
Having exchanged my ball dress for a comfortable
dressing gown, and my satin sboes for
fur lined slippers, I sat by the tire in my bed
room, dreaming bright dreams, and weaving
fairy fancies. I loved and was beloved. Was
not that the height of human bliss ? Could
any other joy compare with it ? Truly it is
written
"There's nothing half so sweet in life
As love's young dream."
It was long before I got into bed, but once
there I fell into a deep slumber, and no dreams
of the future disturbed it.
Suddenly I awoke?awoke with a full, sure
consciousness of the presence of some one or
something terrible in the room. Who or what
it was I could not tell, and I dared not attempt
to find out. I lay with my face turned
to the wall, every limb stiff and still, and the
chill blood in my veins curdling with fear.
At last an icy finger touched me; and as
though under some mesmeric inlluence I slowly
moved my head.
The fire had died out, but a night lamp was
dimly burning, and by its light I saw a loosely
robed figure, with a cloud of raven hair
falling almost to its knees; luridly glowing
eyes, set in a deathly pallid face; and in one
upraised hand a gleaming stiletto, with jeweled
handle and finely pointed.
I could utter no cry ; I could make no movement.
I remained spellbound and dumb, my
eyeballs staring and my lips blanching, knowing
I was at the mercy of a mad woman, and
recognizing in her Isabella Saloni.
Again she touched me ; and though I shuddered,
I could not draw away.
"You sleep soundly," she said, "but you
have awaked at last. The sleep of death is
the soundest of all sleeps, for there is no
awakening from it! And so lie told you he
loved you?you, not me! Oh, what do you
know of love ? What does he know of love ?
It is I who love, I?I?I!" and her voice rose
shrill and high. Then she continued, after a
moment's pause, "I am going to kill you tonight.
He cannot love you then, lie will
forget you, and it will be my turn."
But the spell was broken. With a piercing,
echoing cry for help, I Hung aside the bedclothing
and sprang out on to the fioor. There
caine one sharp, fierce blow, an agonizing
pain?and then darkness and oblivion.
It was twilight when I came to my senses.
The curtains were, drawn, and a bright fire
crackeled cheerfully in the grate.
Vaguely wondering as to what had happened.
I attemoted to sit un. but the onlv effect
of the exertion was a low moan of anguish;
A gentle voice addressed me soothinly, and
Mrs. Morton leaned over me, and slipping
her arm under the pillow, lifted me up, and
gave me some cooling beverage to drink. I
fell asleep directly, and when I awoke again
gray day's light was creeping in at the window,
and nurse was sitting by my side.
"Thank Heaven !" she ejaculated, fervently,
as I feebly raised my hand. "Ah ! but
you're better, now, my lamb."
"Have I been ill ?" I whispered.
"A little, dearie," she answered, tenderly
stroking my hair.
"But?what was it ? Why am I not at
home ?"
"Hush! my pretty. You musn'ttalk any
more now. Lie still, and another time you
shall hear all about it."
Ah, me! What weary days, what weary
weeks, those were that I had to lie still.
Waking and sleeping, 1 was haunted by halfdelirious
visions of that dreadful night. I
could not bear to be left alone for even a few
minutes. A flittering shadow in the corner,
a fold of drapery woidd nearly send me into
jiysiri lcs.
At last when the birds were blithely carrolling
a welcome to the spring, and trees and
hedgerows were bursting into leaf, I was carried
from my bed to a sofa in the adjoining
room, and from that time recovery was more
rapid.
Harvest was just over when Rupert and I
were quietly married at a village church. The
winter following we spent abroad. Papa joining
us at Nice in October, and accompanying
us on the remainder of our travels.
Isabella Saloni is in a private asylum near
London. Insanity, it appeared on inquiry
was hereditary in her family, though the fact
had always been kept as secret as possible.
Poor, poor girl! I only think of her now
with intense pity and compassion.
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VESUS-?FACTS AND SPECULATIONS.
The transit of Venus in December next is
naturally directing attention to the brilliant
planet which then as a small round black spot
passes across the sun's surface. Mr. Richard
A. Proctor gives in Knowledge some interesting
facts concerning the condition of Venus
and some speculations as to whether the planet
is inhabited. Venus, he says, has been
measured, and we find that she is a globe
nearly as large as the earth. Like the earth,
she travels round and round the sun continually,
but not in the same time as the earth.
The earth goes round the sun once in twelve
months, while Venus goes round once in about
seven and a half months; so that her year,
the time in which the seasons run through
their changes, is four and a half months less
than ours. If Venus has four seasons like
ours,?spring, summer, autumn and winter,?
eacn or mese seasons jast eigne weens. > enus
also like our earth, turns 011 her axis, and so
has night and day as we have. Her day is not
quite so long as ours, but the differenceabout
twenty-five minutes?is not very important.
But when we consider some other points,
we see that Venus, beautiful though she looks,
would not be a comfortable home for us.
Venus is much nearer the sun?the great fire
of the solar system?than our earth is. She
receives then, much more heat from him. In
fact, it is easily calculated that if our earth
were set traveling on the path of Venus, we
should receive almost exactly twice as much
heat from the sun as we do at present. This
would be unbearable, except, perhaps, in the
Polar regions; and even there the summer,
with that tremendous sun above the horizon
all through the twenty-four hours, would be
hardly bearable. Besides, what a contrast between
the hot Polar summer and the cold
Polar winter, when for weeks together the sun
would not be seen at all. But Venus .has her
axis much more slanted than the errth's, so
that her seasons must be very marked indeed.
Thus the heat of her summer weather must
be even more terrible than if her globe were
1 inclined like the earth's. 4
Again, the air of Venus is denser than ours.
And it seems also to be a moist air, which is
just the kind of air that keeps the heat in most.
Tlw? -lir nf Vpiine is in t'nct. sr> rlnnsn smrl
moist that the planet would he uncomfortable,
quite apart from the intense heat, for crea1
tures like ourselves. There cannot he moisture
in the air of a planet unless there are
seas and oceans in the planet's surface. No
doubt, then, Venus has her continents and
oceans, her islands and promontories, and inland
seas and lakes very much as our earth
has. Then there must be rivers on the land
and currents on the ocean; there must be
clouds and rain, wind and storm and perhaps
. snow and hail. "Whether the planet is inhabited
or not, it would be difficult to say.
Perhaps it is a world getting ready for use as
i a home for living creatures. Most physicians
believe that the sun is gradually parting with
his heat. If, millions of years hence, the sun
should only give out half as much heat as he
| does, Venus would be as comfortable a place
! to live in as our earth is now. Hut at present
| it may safely be said that if Venus is inlmb!
ited, it must be by creatures very different
I from those inhabiting the earth.?Netc York
Trihuw.
| HJisfcllMcous fReadhu).
A CHAPTER ON BEARDS.
Men wear their beards as they may please.
The question, "Shall I shave V" is important
only to the man that asks it, yet it was all the
difference at one time between ostracism and
being in the style, and at another of coming
within the bounds of Mother Church and being
a schismatic. No Mohammedan dares
shave to-day unless he belongs to a certain
sect, for it is a sufficient mark of contempt to
call a man a "no beard," and an insult not to
be borne to threaten to tear it, while you can
; wish the Moslem no better fortune than that
his beanl may grow. "When Selim I. in the
sixteenth century dared to shave off his beard
i he shocked the Faithful more than if he had
cut off the whole population of a conquered
town. It was a bold act for him to smile at
; the Mufti's remonstrance.
| It is a sign of the complexity of the differeni
tiation of modern civilization. Herbert SpenI
cer might say that every man wears his hair
! as he pleases or none at all if he so choose.
That the full beard is a mark of savagery was
i the opinion of almost all ancient eivilized peoI
pies. Consequentlythe young Roman shaved
j when he assumed the Virile toga, and denomi;
nated all savages by a term from which we
i derive the word "barlmrian," meaning beard;
ed. The Romans who played that scurvy
t trick on the Sabine women were probably
i hairy fellows, but their refined descendants
! shaved off the hair of all the body except of
| the scalp. When the first barber landed in
i Itome from Sicily about three centuries be
fore Christ, the new practice of shaving was
no doubt vigorously denounced by the old
gray beards, stauuch conservatives always,
but, like all imported luxuries, it grew into
favor. Those who shave closely have at least
illustrious examples to point to.
I They would hardly go so far that even the
j hair of the head was not spared. This cleanly
1.. .1
I pt'ftpitl itUIlUl I fll lldll, 1/lliUin, 1IIUUI.I1 11(111 Kim
they wore wigs constantly and artificial beards
at times. When their artists depict a man
; with a beard of several days' growth they
i mean "this fellow was a sloven or of low degree."
It was a mark of distinction on the
' part of the warrior returning from the campaign,
for it meant that he had had no chance
to cut it off. Though they wore no beards
and despised the long-haired and bearded
Greeks, yet they had respect for this natural
excrescence as a mark of manhood, and they
wore at times an artificial heard tied to the
head. A smooth-faced, bald-headed man can
claim the Egyptian sculptures as his fashionplate.
i lie who sings to his beard may comb it daily
! with assiduous care, and even encircle it with
a ring if proud of its length of filament, but lie
would hardly follow the Assyrian fashion and
plait it in many rdlls and bind it with ribbons,
nor would he put it in a case as the ancient
dwellers by the Nile did with their false
beards. The Israelites who gathered at Jeru,
salem would be his examples, for they were
proud of their unadorned beards, and retained
them even in captivity among the clean-pat ed
pyramid builders. Joseph shaved himself before
answering the summons of Pharaoh, that
he might not be offensive to the mighty ruler,
which is only an early instance of that capacity
of accommodating themselves to circumstances
which makes the Jew so powerful to-day.
j The beardless face is the fashion of the glaI
diator and the prize fighter, for the same rea1
son that Alexander's valiant soldiers shaved
their chins by royal command, in order that
. they might not carry about with them a handle
whereby the enemy could seize them. The
! reason was good, for there might have been
| hostile inquiries for the youthful conqueror on
: tuc |'(ii i ui ma unu.nwji
j But men who grow beards are as proud of
! tliem as of their children. Are they not their
own product and full of individual idiosyn:
crasy V Every crinkle means something, if it
! represents nothing more than a dime saved
i from the barber. Beter the Great knew hu!
man nature, and used his knowledge to extort
money from his subjects. He laid a tax on the
; beards, and at first raised more commotion
| than money. But the government barbers
began shaving oft the beards of delinquents,
I when the tax was paid with expedition,
j The mustache has been an object much so:
licited. The man upon whose upper lip a constant
shadow hangs, is the one who finds it
most necessary to stroke it; it must be nursed
and coaxed. Manhood has advanced its sign,
! and the hoy's thoughts are always on it. With
how much envy he looks on the next young
man whose upper lip's crop has a year's growth?
It's tiny filaments he endeavors to twist to a
point. He waxes it to make it lie down. The
young man has done this in every age and
clime where hair was not despised. To return
to the ancient dwellers by old Nile?the young
Egyptian was spared one of the most anxious
periods of life, for his father had shaved him
constantly since lie was five years old, leaving
onlv a counle of locks to hold him l)V. should
lie prove to be a renegade. Yet the mustache
i lias been as much preached at as any sin a man
: can commit. Englishmen of a century or so
ago, looked on it?that is the mustache solus?
as a French frivolity. The courtly Frenchman
of the time of the Louises trained this
appendage of his face to an unnatural length.
Until recently the English prejudice still
showed itself in regulations which prevented
its display in the army and among the clergy.
Just now, and among Americans, the mustache
is the favorite form of hair upon the
face. In its place it sets off the face, and doctors
declare that it is of great use in straining
the air which goes into the lungs. Neither
dust nor ordinary smoke will go through with
it. When cultivated to excess, it is valuable
as a coffee strainer. The man who, when he
takes a spoonful of sou]), lifts his mustache
with his left hand, and carefully depositing
the side of the spoon on the edge of the cavern
displayed beneath, tilts it over until the
contents are spilt, is not a graceful object at
dinner. In the name of all that is cleanly,
the inveterate tobacco chewer should eschew
either the long mustache or the favorite quid.
Englishmen and Irishmen to some extent
i affect side whiskers. Anglomaniac Americans
do the same. Josh Billings, a close observer
of human nature, says that nine-tenths
of all the men who Vear side whiskers are
members of some church. Let the reader look
around him this morning and judge if Josh is
not about right. Side whiskers become some
faces, but even Oscar Wilde would not defend
a red face framed in pale gold whiskers, as an
object of beauty. There are two varieties of
this species. One is the rather elegant affair
which is long and slightly scanty of hair. The
other variety is shorter, bushy, and has a curl
forward. This is worn by cads.
The imperial was first cultivated in France.
! When it is full and has an elegant curl, it may
bo graceful, and is always rather becoming.
i-i
1 IIP gOUTPP?popuiany suppuseu LU imt Iiaiucu
for the odoriferousanimal which wears it?has
a smack of humor in it. .It gives one the impression
that its owner is a jester, or, at least,
a man full of quaint conceits. On a full face,
otherwise shaven, it sometimes has a comical
| air.
IIow severe is the man who has his whiskers
and beard clipped off square. He is square
also in all his dealings, and measures other
folks' morals by rule and plumb. He would
reduce life to geometrical figures and lay out
the road to Heaven by a species of theological
trigonometry. His is the "beard of formal
cuts," which the melancholy Jacques describes
man as wearing in the sixth or magisterial
age. The pointed beard isan affectation of the
past, and was the mark of a gallant. Not so
the double pointed beard, which is the sign of
a cleft chin hidden under it. The hair does
not part gracefully without this.
The beard is a mark of sanctity. Wisdom
- is thought to accompany it when long and
whitened by the snow of age. Its cold color is
proof that* the fires of nature are declining
and the ashes are appearing 011 the surface.
The Hindoo sages, who, in the literature of
that people, spend long years in contemplation,
are represented as wearing long beards
which flow into their laps. Jupiter is always
I represented with a full and flowing beard as
the accompaniment of wisdom and strength.
! Yet there are few of the great men of the
world who were remarkable for their beards.
1 The (.redan sages wore them, but a hasty
glance through a portrait gallery of the great
men of literature and science shows few full
beards. Shaksi>eare wore a mustache alone.
So did Sir Thomas Brown, a man of contemplation.
Women and children love a full beard. They
delight to run their lingers through its curving
massess, and women know how easily a man
is soothed by that sort of caress. When Vivian
pursued Merlin, intent upon stealing from
him the charm of the woven paces in the depths
of the forest, she wooed him to notice her by
casting herself down at his feet as he sat with
his eyes uplifted, under an oak, and combed
his beard with her fingers and made a veil of
it, in which she hid her lithe form. So she
lulled the old man until he forgot his wisdom
and told her the secret. And then the vixen
wove the charm of his destruction.
Women sometimes have_ beards, but they
are not proud of them. The appearance 01
one 011 an old woman's face marks a departure
from full womanhood. Witches were supposed
to wear them. Man has always had a
horror of a bearded woman, but the slight
mustache on the lip of the brunette beauty is
thought becoming.
The inhabitants of England never could l>e
brought to eschew the natural adornment of
their faces, notwithstanding the regulations
of the Church of Rome for the government of
the clergy ; and in the 'steady adherence of
English priests to their beards and their wives
lay the seeds of the Reformation. On such
threads does history hang. On the other
hand, there are races who cannot grow the
beard, and consequently dislike or neglect it.
Negroes and Mongolians seldom have anything
approaching it. The Indian brave kept his
face clean of hair, which only grew stragglingly,
and the first step when a white man was
adopted into any tribe was the removal of the
hair on his face. This the squaws effected by
scraping with an oyster shell. Rough, teardrawing
shaving ! It brought out roots and
all, and extirpated the hair.
Barbers are a product of civilization. Their
importance has declined. They are no longer
the surgeon and dentist of the village, hut
still maintain their character as news cireulaDnidiovD
/Hif liuvfov li/vnvo in (Irirm t tl 1
IUin. i^nucin i.ui <* n^un, *u viiMnui
literature and that of Southern Europe than
they do in theotales and poems of hardier climates.
It seems strange that the barber
should be an important member of society
among a people who do not shave as a rule,
but the barbers of Mohammedan countries are
given to the comb rather than the razor. It
is Moslem luxury to sit in a cool stall while an
active barber laves, combs vnd perfumes the
beard, accompanying his work with recitals of
stories of genii and afrits and beautiful women,
or selections from the poets.
Fashions have changed from time to time
in beards. Now it was the pointed, now the
T beard, and again it might be the mustache.
Hut fashions have ceased to say anything
about it, and every variety is worn. A count
made at a place frequented by men in this
city one day gave the following results : Twenty-five
men wore the mustache alone, five the
full beard, and nine the beard clipped ; ten
wore full mustache and clipped beards, live the
mustache and imperial, and two the goatee ;
two wore side whiskers alone, an unusually
small number ; one the imperial, and two
smooth chins, while four wore no hair. Thus
it seems the mustache is the favorite in Cincinnati,
the beard in some form ranking next.
In winter a large proportion of beards would
l?e found. These figures indicate the favorite
styles here. They would not do as averages
for all American cities.?Cincinnati Entjnirer.
IRISH HISTORY^NOT DRAMATIC.
There is one difficulty in writing a readable
history of Ireland, which no amount of new
information can remove, and which almost
forbids us to hoi>e that such a work can be
made popular with the general public. History
is attractive in so far as it can be made
dramatic?so far as each crisis in the nation's
fate is summed up in some one decisive struggle,
or can be told in the form of a biography
of the chief actor. The popularity of Creek
history rests upon the mode in which it can be
thrown into acts, each terminating with some
orillllliH stage enects, auer which me t;iut<un
falls, to rise and disclose anew plot and a fresh
cast of characters. If we carefully examine
the popular conception of English history from
the fall of Harold to the arrival of William
III, we perceive that it may, without difficulty,
be divided into a series of dramas, each
with a marked and effective termination. A
history can be written biographically when the
force which manifestly produces marked results
is the surpassing genius and energy of a
conspicuous individual; the struggle, for instance,
of Scotland against England in the
thirteenth and fourteenth centuries lives only
in the deeds of Wallace and Jlruce, and is
popularly believed to have terminated with
the battle of llannockburn.
The history of Ireland cannot lie written
dramatically or biographically. The changes
which took place were all produced by unobsprvfd
forces actincr over lonir periods. The
transformation of the Northern feudal lords
into quasi Celtic chiefs, resulted from many
| and not obvious causes, and took two centuries
to effect. The only complete drama in
Irish history is the reign of James II. The
history of Ireland is also almost?if we may
use the term?heroless. Of the Celtic population,
the only man who has left an enduring
name in history is the King Brian ; of all the
Normans who fought and died during three
centuries, there remains only an indefinite
memory of the (Jeraldines as a family. Cromwell
is remembered not because he personally
achieved very much in Ireland, but because lie
manifestly did something; and for Cromwell
to (Jattan and O'Connell not one man has left
a memory. It is strange but true that although
there was incessant war in Ireland for
five centuries, no one out of Ireland, who has
not specially studied Irish history, could name
a battle, except that of Boyne, or a siege except
that of Londonderry; and the reason of
this is that during the entire period the lighting
never-resulted in any decisive success
which determined, once for all, the course of
subsequent events.
"IIistouy of this Associate Reformed
Synod of tiie South."?It has been known i
for years that Dr. K. Lathan, of Yorkville, j
was engaged in the preparation of a History |
of the Associate Reformed Church, Hnuth.
As the fruit of this labor we have a volume 01
4ls pages. A denomination one hundred
years old, may be expected to have made some
valuable contributions to the large stock of
church history. This volume of Dr. Latlian
will show that this expectation is well founded.
The Associate Reformed Church, made I
I up as it is of the two churches, the Associate I
! and the Reformed, embraces the history of j
i both these tried defenders of Presbyterian ism. j
That part of the work relating to these two
bodies is specially full, showing a great deal
of careful research. A general view of the religious
condition of Kngland and Scotland
during the stormy reigns of Charles II and j
James 11 is presented. This was necessary
to anything like an intelligent comprehen-1
j sion of the subject. Many of the facts given j
j are familiar to those who have studied the ,
! history of the Reformation, but they can ;
i never become stale to those who cherish the i
j great and precious principles which that rev- i
I olution brought so prominently forward.
The special interest of the work, however, j
I is found in those details which belong to a j
J period subsequent to the union of the As so
| ciate ami Reformed Churches, in 178-2.
Dr. Lathan gives a short chapter to the
United Presbyterian Church, whose history j
runs in lines which intersect our own at so ;
many points. lie also refers to the divisions }
among the Psalm-singing churches.
The part taken by the Associate Reformed j
j church in South Carolina in securing the j
| removal of Dr. Cooper from the presidency of |
I the South Carolina College, is somewhat con-!
I spicuous, and is certainly creditable to its zeal
| in behalf of the best interest of the State.
This History should be in the hands of all
our i>eople. Dr. Lathan has rendered the
: church an invaluable service in its prepara- |
tion and publication. We hope he may re-1
ceive such encouragement in its sale as that j
he will feel justified in following it with that'
other volume to which he refers in his Preface, j
a volume of sketches of the congregations and j
ministers of the church.?Axwvttc Reformed (
Pri'shi/tei'idi).
INCONSIDERATE FRIENDS.
Inconsiderate friends are, indeed, little
better than outright enemies. One can have
no peace of either body or mind while in their
presence, owing to their intolerably clumsy
way of trying to please and show their great
regard for us and ours. They believe that
none but their own ideas of what is right and
proi>er?disjointed and unstable as these may }
seem to us?are worthy to be accepted as ex- j
eraplary rules by their circles of associates.
Though they have grasped but a disconnected ,
point in our affairs, they are ever handling i
them in their own indelicate way. There is i
no end to the ridiculous, unwarranted, and j
wide-of-the-mark conclusions they are capa- [
tile of jumping at, and their self-respect is too
feeble to prevent their public expression of the j
same as undeniable truths?the outcome of
putting two and two together in the queer
way they have of doing so. And then, too,
they think we should feel llattered and raise
our estimation of them a peg or two for their
"shrewd guessing." They are unkind and
cause much mischief, but they don't mean
it. They are too stupid and thoughtless to
realize the amount of unpleasantness they
cause by meddling in private affairs of which 1
they know nothing whatever.
If we visit these friends, after an urgent:
request, in which all our conjured-up excuses
failed of their purposes, then they make every j
exertion to kill us with kindness; their ex-'
pressions of welcome are so profuse as to
make us timid; we cannot feel free; every ;
move we make is supposed to have some sen-;
timental meaning; we feel that we are taking
part in a tableau unsuited and unpleasant to t
us; our every remark must be studied with
unusual care before being made through fear j
of some misunderstanding airising from it, j
and we become utterly miserable where we
are supposed to enjoy ourselves immensely.
The charm of our friendship is lost in their ,
insincerity, and the constrained and false
we are forced to take.
Our hostess wants to convert us to her par-!
ticular whims. She doesn't realize that, an- j
tagonistic though they are, we may be equal-!
ly attached to ours. We must wear our hair i
as she wears hers; it will look much nicer that
way. We roust not wear a plain collar if she '
is partial to ruffles and ruchings. Our draper- j
ies would be much more becoming if cut and
made up with the furbelows of her fashion, I
though her build may be the reverse of ours;!
and thus she makes us believe that everything :
about us is awry, and that we are hideous at!
best. We always look pale; she fears we are
quite ill. We must write in our diary at a ;
particular hour; it does not matter that the
iiisnirsit inn nf the Pntrv we wish to make
conies <it its own will, and doesn't remain j
with us to suit our pleasure. She is invaria-1
lily catering to our taste by getting up some [
extra disli which we detest with all our in- ]
ward might. We must eat her "delicious" j
stewed chicken?we don't know, of course, ;
how delicious it is until we have tasted it? j
which she has prepared to tickle our palate, !
even though she knows that we have been !
vegetarians for many years, and that no hu-!
man apatite in the community can compare I
with ours for relish and consumption of our
preferred simple diet. She is ever fussing to
no purpose, and laboring for our benefit in a '
manner we can neither appreciate rior accept |
joyfully. She doesn't know that the chicken j
she has piled upon our plate is offensive to i
our senses. If she could only make us taste !
the bite that she is holding on a fork under >
our nose we'd be sure to like it, she i>ersists I
in repeating, and we, boiling over, almost, !
with impatience, wish she were no nearer us !
than the man in the moon.
Upon departing, our merciless hostess doesn't I
let go of us until she has exacted a promise '
that we will write to her immediately upon j
arriving home. Even if our journey is but j
of two or three hours' duration, she can not j
sleep easy until she knows we got through !
the ordeal safe. Her solicitude for our com- i
fort is so enlarged upon, and its expression |
so tiresome, that we are glad to escape fur-1
ther association with her, and in the silence \
of our own simple apartments with joy to be j
free from her attentions, and at liberty once |
more to be our natural self in word and deed, j
We may assert our right to do so when we
are in our own home, be it ever so humble; j
and it is torture beyond description to be some {
people's very welcome guests.
We write to her and tell her of "our great |
fortune to be alive," after the ordeal of our i
journey ; but this expression has with us one I
meaning and for her another. Of course, j
then, there is hypocrisy 011 our part; but how j
can we help it i We are in duty bound to
write after being forced to promise an imme-1
diate report of our safety, and something must i
be said which is true but not offensive. We
may wait a year for an acknowledgment of i
our asssuring missive, and if it ever does
come, we will learn that she was so glad every-.
thing went right with us; but our questions, i
which were of some importance to us, but
not of personal matters, or of a nature to j
make any one hesitate to answer them, have j
been entirely ignored. There is no mention
of them whatever. The sheets of paper are :
merely tilled with a conglomeration of nonsensical
trash in which we try very hard to be in- i
terested; but our effort is vain.
Light of the Sky.?Captain Abney lately ;
read a paper before the British Association on i
the light of the sky at high altitudes, based j
upon observations made in the Alps on the |
Riffel. at a height of 8,500 feet. His investi-;
gations proved that in high altitudes the light |
of the sky diminishes very much so as to make '
photography difficult, and that is only a tenth !
or a twentieth of that which is found on the j
surface of the earth. There was a remarkable ;
absence of the rain band spectrum. On the |
0:^-1 i.? n.?f ,i,,_ 1
ItlJiri IIU imiy OrtW it uiivrj auu mat nao uu- i
ring <i shower. The solar spectrum was the !
same on the ltiffel as in London. lie did not j
believe that aqueous vapor was present in the j
upper regions; at all events in the form in .
which it exists below. In the red part of the '
spectrum he found that the benzine an alcohol i
which had been found to exist in the atmos- i
phere actually increased in strength in the '
higher regions, and he could only suppose that i
benzine and alcohol are not of terrestrial for
mation but come to us from space. l)r. Dlaislier
said he had never failed up to live miles !
in getting a tlejHwition v?t}K?f, tmd tlivre }
was no part of the earth's atmosphere proba- j
bly in which there was no aqueous vapor. At,
a height of seven miles in a balloon he had !
seen cirrus clouds still higher, and there was i
a great difference between the state of the at-1
mosphere in a free balloon and on a mountain '
side. -Professor S. P. Dangley, of Allegheny, J
Pennsylvania, in a paper on "the distribution I
of energy in the solar spectrum, stated that he j
had investigated the infra-red spectrum at a
height of l.'J.OOO feet in a very dry region, and '
found that it extends very much further than i
had been mapped heretofore. The wave lengths
of the visible parts of the red end of the spec-j
trnm are only one-fourth of those in the
infra-spectrum, so that three fourths of the '
? I lie /\Kcnrrat inns umvwl
tfliei'HJ1 WCIC V131U1C. mo .
the existence of great gaps in the spectrum, j
and lie was inclined to support Abney's conclusion
on the existence of benzine and alcohol :
in space.
Thk Mystehy of Chime.? A gentleman !
who had just returned from the Yellowstone, j
states the Helena Independent, casually re-;
marked, while talking hist evening with some
other men at the Cosmopolitan, that he came
near being drowned in that river while on his ,
recent trip. A reporter who was present asked
if the Yellowstone was really so dangerous ;
a stream as it is reported to be by the newspapers.
11 Yes, decidedly,'* was the reply ; "and
the newspapers don't tell half the truth, eith- j
er. I'd be willing to bet that there have been i
fully a hundred men drowned this year, not to .
say anything of those who are murdered, and
then thrown into the river to cover up the j
crime. You see, the current is very rapid and ,
violent, and the river is full of loose boulders, j
and logs, snags, and rubbish of various kinds,
and nine times out of ten the bodies of drown-'
ed or murdered men, after getting into the
current, are never seen again. The water |
dashes them about on the rocks and snags and
literally tears them to pieces. When a body i
is found it is generally so bruised and mutila-!
ted that identification is almost impossible, !
and there is no way of telling whether the dead
man was simply drowned or had fallen a victim
to some of the murderous devils with which
that whole country is infested. The fact is
the remark, "another man drowned in the
Yellowstone" is becoming so common down
there that the people have got used to it awl
take but little interest in such accidents.
There is not much sympathy expressed for
drowned j)eople, either, and when a floater is
found the common remark is, "he's out of
luck," or 'died of too much water 011 the
stomach.' "
? ?
SLEEPLESSNESS.
The causes that produce this serious trouble
are various. Not infrequently the tendency
to it is inherited with a delicate nervous organization,
and overwork will increase it. It
is difficult for the sufferer to know how much
work, mental and physical, may bo accomplished
without producing the unpleasant result.
For one so constituted a most watchful
care becomes important, and the most interesting
employment must be turned away from
at the first sense of weariness.
An earnest conversation witli a friend oxciting
your sympathy, the demand upon your
strength made by an invalid, reading an article
that stimulates the mind with intense
thinking, may, any of them, cause you to
spend many wakeful hours and lead to severe
exhaustion 011 the morrow.
By Watchfulness you may learn to spare
yourself the over-fatigue, as a duty which
others may not understand the reason for.
You may avoid the conversation and the book
at evening, seeking them at an earlier hour
when the choice lies with you. But with every
care you are liable to suffer from causes
you may neither foresee nor prevent.
Sometimes indigestion will awaken you at
the small hours, and take revenge for some
very slight departure from the careful diet
you uniformly adopt. Recently it has been
discovered that many persons lose hours of
sleep because they are in need of nourishment.
That the fast is too long that continues from
supper time at 6 o'clock until six or eight the
next morning.
Physicians who used to prescribe bromide
of soda or pottasium for sleeplessness now
urge their patients to take beef tea instead.
The writer, after trying various prescriptions
with little benefit, was at length so fortunate
as to receive such advice. At first beef tea
was used with some light bread or biscuit broken
in it, sipped from a spoon as warm as it
could be taken. Afterwards, milk just scalded,
not boiled, was substituted, and to make
it a little more easy of digestion a tablespoonful
of lime water was added to a half tumbler
of milk. To facilitate matters a pocket-stove
with an alcohol lamp or an arrangement for
the gas fixture should be at hand. If neither
beef tea nor milk can be easily procured, hot
water with an infusion of hops or mint may
be substituted, or even hot water alone will
quiet restlessness and induce sleep. A darkened
room that the moon teams cannot enter,
o litHo fvocli tiii* fmm tin mum firpiihipp nr
window, are valuable assistants in making the
sleep continuous.
When once the habit of wakefulness is broken
up, the lieef tea or milk may be taken cold,
but not iced. If you are always a poor sleeper
it will be well to continue this late supper as a
permanent thing in your daily life.
Provide for it in the case of aged and delicate
persons who may be under your roof ;
and as the troubles of life appear most weighty
when scanned in the midnight hours, you
may be able to lighten the load for the rest of
their journey.?.b'. <S. T'., in Christian Union.
I)a&k Rooms.?While absolute darkness
drstroys the eyes, as in the case of the eyeless
fish of the Mammoth Cave?dark and dismal
rooms must impair the sight. Ilence, those
occupying such rooms, and have special occasions
to use the eyes much, soon find the light
to fail. This results in part from the fact
that light stimulates the sight?its absence
failing to develop the power?and partly from
the additional effort to see, of course taxing
and weakening sight. The sunlight in the
room, indeed, may fade the carpet and affect
some other trifling results, but all of them
are more easily remedied than deficient sight
or the utter loss of it, so likely to follow this
foolish fashion of excluding God's glorious
sunlight. And while we remember that this
same light is one of the best purifiers, absolutely
necessary to health?animal as well as
vegetable?to attempt to exclude it from the
room most occupied or to shun its healing influences,
is unwise in the extreme. The absence
of it is too well known in its results on
vegetable life to demand even a reference,
and yet animal life if possible, is still more unfavorably
affected. This light is as free as the
air, while as a remedial agent it is of the
utmost importance.
Tiie Insect Population.?In 1K40 Alexander
von Humboldt estimated the number of
species of insects preserved in collections at
1- -i- 1 KA / iAA I 1 -A iWV\ . 1?., Ivrt
UtJLWKtJIl .OlU.vnjw itliu , J^iiiupr mmn; iiring
represented by more than three times as
many species of insects as of phanerogamous
plants. Ten years ago l)r. Gerstacker estimated
the number of species of insects to be 225,000
five-times as many as the known sjiecies of
all other classes of animals together. If we
assume that there exist in the whole world only
three times as many insects as there are
phanerogamous plants?the latest estimate of
which approaches 225,000?we arrive at the
startling sum of about 750,000. Bewildering
as this estimate appears, it is probably too low.
The oak alone gives shelter and support to 450
sjiecies of insects, and the pine to more than
200, and one moth alone has 35 different sjiecies
of parasites ! Without going further in
our calculations we may safely assert that if
the number of sjiecies of all other classes of
animals should be doubled by new discoveries
(which is rather imjirobable for some classes,
and impossible for the vertebrates;, the number
of sjiecies of of insects would lie more than "
live times that of all other animals taken together.
What Womex Eaiix ix tiie Famu.y.?
Consider the matter. We are constantly tohl
that the life work of a wife is as arduous and
as absorbing as that of her husband. We are
told that if she does her whole duty to her
family she can have no time to study metaphysics
or to pnr.il siij> or pa per "mm ii naiiox
box. I think it was the conservative Dr. Ed
ward II. Clarke who declared that the duties
of a mother of a family required as much toil
of brain and body as those of the captain of a
ship. Grant it all ; grant that she works as
hard as her husband does. If so, the inference
is irresistible that she earns her share of the
family income. The fact that he receives the
money and pays the hills makes him the treasurer
of the family, that is all. When he pays
out money to her, it is not as a gift, but as
earnings.? Ifomen's Journal.
.Joke on* the Doctor.?There was an eager
and excited, as well as anxious, throng of
heirs gathered in the mansion of an old
French lady recently deceased. She had left
to her physician, "whose enlightened care
and wise prescriptions had made her live so
long,'' the contents of the old oaken chest.
The heirs were naturally indignant; the doctor
much elated at the thought of the treas
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ures COIll ill lieu ill uic <|umiiii^ ?. ?u icu vm
chest. They gathered about it, waiting for
the lawyer to come with the key. At last
he arrived and handed the key to the doctor,
lie unlocked the chest and opened it. The
sunlight fell upon its glistening contents, consisting
of the unopened bottles of medicine
which he had prescribed for her the previous
twenty years.
Don't Talk Locdly.?Nothing marks a
true lady or gentleman more surely than a
low voice; and a man can have it as well as a
woman. A loud voice arises either from extreme
carlessness or low breeding. No one
likes to walk beside a person in the street
who talks in a loud voice. The same rule applies
to girls and boys. Play is one thing and
conversation another, though the former need
not be boisterous. Children may have good
lungs and use them in cheering at the right
time ; but when they talk, a low, distinct
voice marks one who has been accustomed to
good society and possessed of innate refinement.