Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, January 05, 1882, Image 4
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A Tough Witness.?Not even a lawyer,
however skillful in cross examination, can
make a witness tell the truth, provided the
witness wishes to evade it. It is impossible to
put the question in such exact language that
it will demand the desired answer. It was
necessary, on a certain occasion in court, to
compel a witness to testify as to the way in
which a Mr. Smith treated his horse. "Well, I
sir," said the lawyer, with a sweet and winning
smile?a smile intended to drown all
suspicion as to the ulte'rior purposes?"how
does Mr. Smith generally ride a horse ?"
The witness looked up innocently and replied :
"Generally a straddle, sir, I believe." The
lawyer asked again: "But, sir, what gait
does he ride?" The impeiturbable witness
answered, "He never rides any gate at all, sir,
but I've seen his boys ride every gate on the
farm." The lawyer saw he was on the track
of a Tartar, and his next question was very
insinuating. "How does Mr. Smith ride
when he is in company with others ? I demand
a clear answer." "Well, sir," said the
witness, "he keeps up with the rest if his horse
is able to, or if not, he falls behind." The
lawyer, by this time, was almost beside himself,
and asked, "And how does he ride when
he 5a nlr>ne 9" ??T don't, know." wua the reolv.
"I never was with him when he was alone,"
and there the case dropped.
The Ownership of Watermelons.?The
Louisville Journal, tells this history :?Who
ever heard of any one being punished for
stealing a watermelon ? It was tried once in
Tennessee, three or four years ago. Good
old Judge Frazier, of the Davidson and
Rutherford circuit, was presiding ; an unlucky
negro was the prisoner ; a very young
lawyer was defending him ; twelve good men
and true were in the box. There was no j
doubt the prisoner bad stolen the melon ; the
proof against him was clear as noonday.
The attorney called no witnesses whatever,
but simply arose and said : "May it ?please
your Honor and Gentlemen of the jury, ray
clieut is charged with stealing a watermelon.
He does not deny it. But this is a uew crime
for our courts. I have stolen watermelons
myself; the chances are that your Honor has
stolen watermelous ; and gentlemen, I'll agree
to set 'era up if there is a man on that jury
who hasn't stolen a watermelon !" The Judge
jerked up his head, took off his spectacles,
and looked up with a startled but smiling
stare upon the young scamp ; the jurors
nudged each other and snickered ; the spectators
guffawed ; but it is needless to say
the brief argument for the defendant was a
successful one with the honest jurymen.
An Unexpected Finish.?Speaking of
the tendency of temperance orators to set forward
themselves as previous examples of the
blighting effects of drink, the London correspondent
of the Liverpool Advertiser says:
This predilection was smarr.ly satirized the
other evening at a temperance meeting. A
person in the hall got up and said: "My
friends, three months ago I signed the pledge.
(Clapping of hands and approving cheers.)
In a mouth afterwards, my friends, I had a
sovereign in my pocket?a thing I never had
before. (Clapping and loud cheering.) In
another month, my friends, I had a good coat
on mv back?a thiner I have never had be
fore. (Cheers and clapping much louder.)
A fortnight after that, my friends, I bought a
coffin." The audience was going to cheer
here, but stopped and looked serious. "You
wonder," continued the lecturer, "why I
bought a coffin. Well, ray friends, I bought
a coffin because I felt pretty certain that if I
kept the pledge another fortnight, I should
want one."
A Hard Swearer.?A good story is told
of a tall, raw-boned fellow, who went into a
market house at Boston and seeing a large
hog on exhibition, was mightly struck with it.
"I swear," said he, "that's a great hog. I
swearl never saw a finer looking one in my
life. I swear what short legs he's got. I
swear "
"Look here, friend," said a little dry-looking
individual, trotting up, "you niusn't
swear so."
"I swear I should like to know why," said
the hard swearer, with an ominous look.
"Because," said the little man, "swearing
is against the Scripture, and I shall have to
commit you !" drawing himself up.
"Are you a Justice of the Peace ?" inquired
the swearer.
"Yes, sir," was the reply.
"Well I swear," said the profane one, "I am
more astonished about that than I was about
the hog!"
A Soft Answer.?"Can I see the lady of
the house?" inquired the peddler.
"Well. VPs vnn pan if vmi nin't hlind ?"
snapped the woman who had answered the i
bell.
"Oh, beg pardon, madam ; you are the la- ;
dy of the house, then ?"
"Yes, I am! What d'yer take me fur?:
Did yer think I was the gentleman of the j
house, or the next door neighbor, or the ice- ;
chist ?"
"I didn't know, madame, but you might be j
thevounge9t daughter."
"0, did yer ? Welf, that was nat'ral too," :
replied the lady of the house.
"What did yer want, sir ?"
Then the peddler displayed his wares, and j
when he left the door step half an hour later; i
his face was full of pleasure and his pockets |
were full of money. He understood human j
nature and had made a good sale.
Nothing Like Latin.?Andrew Jackson \
was once making a stump speech out West, in |
a small village. Just as he was concluding,
Amos Kendall, who sat behind him, whis- j
pered :
"Tip 'era a little Latin, General. They '
won't be satisfied without it."
The man of iron will, instantly thought of j
a few phrases he knew, and in a voice of thun- ,
der wound up his speech by exclaiming?
"E pluribus unum !?sine qua non !?ne ;
pius uitru .?iriuuum mjjuruu :
The effect was tremendous, and the shouts
could be heard for miles.
A Good Judge of a Sermon.?Doctor
Barnes, who is now about ninety-five years
of age, being sometimes?as even younger
men might be?inclined to sleep a little dur*
ing the sermon, a friend who was with him
in his pew one Sunday, joked him on his !
having nodded now and then. Barnes insisted
he bad been awake all the time.
"Well, then," said his friend, "can you j
tell me what the sermon was about ?"
"Yes, I can," he answered ; "it was about j
an hour too long !"
A Wafer.?"We are all waifs," he said,
bending toward her in the moonlight and
holding on to the lace window-curtains like a
man giddy with his emotions, "waifscast upon
the rugged shores of existence."
"But," she replied, edging off a little, you
are too thin for a waif, Charlie ; you're a wa-1
fer, and I like a healthy-looking man." The
young man vanished into thin air.
A newspaper agent being told by an
old lady that it was no use to subscribe for j
the paper, as Mother Shipton said the world j
was coming to an end this year, said : "But
won't you want to read an account of the
whole affair a.s soon as it over ?" "That I
will," answered the old lady ; and she subscribed.
a?1* A man who had borrowed a bag of a i
neighbor to go to mill with, was knocked into {
the water and drowned, aud the bag lost.
When the news was brought to his bereaved
wife, she exclaimed : "My gracious! what a
fuss '11 be made now about that bag!" i
llJisrtllfljteousi fteMhuj.!
THE GENERAL STOCK LAW.
The general Stock law as it passed both ,
houses of the General Assembly is as follows : |
A Bill to provide a general Stock law and regu- j
late the operations of the same.
Be it enaelea by the Senate and House of !
Representatives of the State of South Caro- j
lina now met and sitting in General Assem- j
bly, and by the authority of the same : ,
Section 1. That it shall not be lawful for j
the owner or manager of any horse, mule, j
ass, genet, swine, sheep, goat, or neat catttle ;
of any description, or for any other person,
to permit the said animals, or any of them,!
or any other domestic animal, to run at large j
beyond the limits of his own land, or the j
lands leased, occupied or controlled by him ; j
provided, that the several counties hereinafter j
excepted shall erect good and sufficient line j
fences and necessary gates between them and j
the counties not so excepted; and for the pur- j
pose of carrying out the requirements of this j
proviso, the county commissioners of the sev- j
eral counties hereafter excepted be, and they I
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are nereoy, auinorizeu anu requires u> m- i
range for, aud have the necessary line fence ;
erected, as herein provided, by the 1st day of j
April, A. D. 1882. The counties so excepted I
hereunder are Georgetown, Horry and Wil- i
liainsburg : Provided, That Lynch's River i
on one side and Santee on the other shall be j
deemed, and are hereby declared a lawful
fence for Williamsburg county on the two
sides of said county: Provided, That where a j
stream of water which iu law is a sufficient |
fence is a boundary line, no additional fence
shall be required along such line : And provided,
further, That Little Pee-Dee River
and Lumber River, the Great Pee-Dee River,
Bull Creek, and the Waccamaw River to !
the Georgetown line, shall be deemed and -are j
hereby declared to be a sufficient boundary '
fence for Horry county so far as those rivers
extend.
Sec. 2. That whenever any of said stock
or other animals be found upon the lands of j
I any other person than the owner or mana[
ger of the same, the owner of such trespassing !
j stock shall be liable for all damages sustaiu|
ed, and for the expenses of seizure and main- ;
j tenauce, the said damages and expenses to be ;
j recovered, when necessary, by action in any !
Court of competent jurisdiction ; and the said j
j trespassing stock shall be held liable for the !
! same in preference to all other liens, claims, j
j or encumbrances upon it.
Sec. 3. That any freeholder or tenant of;
land, his agent or representative, may seize j
and hold possession of any of the foregoing animals
which may be trespassing upou his j
premises, and as compensation for such seiz- j
ure, may demand of the owner for every horse, J
mule, ass, geriet, bull, ox, cow, calf or swine, j
the sum of fifty cents, and for every sheep j
goat, or other animal not herein named, the 1
sura of twenty-five cents, together with just I
damages for injuries sustained, which recla- ,
raation shall, when possible, be laid before the j
owner of the trespassing stock within forty- ;
eight hours after seizure.
Sec. 4. That in case the claim shall not be
amicably or legally adjusted and the trespassing
animals .recovered by the owner within
twelve hours after the receipt of such notification,
the owner shall further become liable in
i a sum sufficient to cover the maintenance and
care of his stock up to the time of its removal, j
but the owner shall be entitled to immediate !
possession of his stock on due execution of
such bond to cover the expeuses and claimed j
damages as any trial justice shall decide to I
be good and sufficient.
Sec. 5. When the owner of trespassing j
stock is unknown, said stock may be detain- j
ed for the sp-^ce of one week, awaiting the i
owner's action. It shall then be reported to,
and become subject to the orders of, any trial
justice in the county where the stock is taken
up, who shall take such action in the premises !
as will effectuate the purposes of this Act, by
advertising the said stock upon the courthouse j
door and #in two other public places in the
said connty, giving a full description of the
same and the causes of seizure, together with
the damages, costs and other allowances in
dicated by this Act, for the space of ten days,
and at the expiration of that time, should the
owner of the stock not have appeared aud \
paid all the expenses, damages and costs |
properly adjusted as in this Act required, j
then the said trial justice shall order his !
constable to make public sale of the same to
the highest bidder for cash, aud out of the
proceeds of such sale he shall pay the costs,
damages, expenses and adjusted claims as in
this Act allowed, and the surplus, if any there
be, shall be turned over by said constable to the
Clerk of the Circuit Court for the said county,
to be by him paid to the owner of such stock
upon proper proof of such owuerahip; and
should the proper owner of such stock or am-1
mal not appear and obtain such surplus with- j
in one year from the time the same was turn- j
ed over to the said clerk of the court, then j
the said clerk shall return and p$y over the j
same to the county treasurer of the said ;
county, to be by him disbursed as general i
county funds.
Sec. 6. In cases where known owners, shall '
after notification, neglect, for the period of j
three days, to adjust the legal demands j
against them provided in this Act, according
to the plan of adjustment in Section 4, all
further proceedings shall be taken under
Section 5 of this Act, as though the owners
were unknown.
Sec. 7. Any person, other than the owner,!
who shall remove, or destroy or leave down
any portion of any fence in this State, intended
to inclose animals of any kind, or
who shall leave open any gate, or leave down
any bars or other structure intended for a
like purpose, shall be deemed guilty of a
misdemeanor; and any person who shall
wilfully or negligently violate the first sec- j
tion of this Act, shall also be grftlty of a |
misdemeanor, and both classes of offenders
shall be punishable by fine not less thau five [
nor more than thirty dollars, or be imprisoned j
in the county jail not less than five nor more j
than thirty days.
Sec. 8. That whenever any animal shall ;
be takeu up under the provisions of this
Act it shall be unlawful for any person to j
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rescue iue same, or ueuver n iruua mo ^study
of the person impounding it, and whoever
shall violate this provision shall be |
deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, and be
punished as provided in Section 7 of this
Act.
Sec. 9. That it shall be a misdemeanor for
any person wilfully to walk, drive or to allow
his team to travel outside of the road on
the cultivated lands of another, punishable 1
as in the next preceding section : Provided,
That in case any person charged with this
misdemeanor be brought before, or reported 1
to a trial justice, he may discharge himself
from any further proceedings therein by pay- 1
ing such, fine, withiu the above limits, as the .1
trial justice may impose. i(
Sec. 10. That in all criminal prosecutions
for violations of the provisions of this Act, j'
the defendant m <v plead, as a matter of defense,
the full ratisfaction of all reasonable J
demands of the party or parties aggrieved ,;
by such violation ; and upou said plea being
legally established, and upon payments of all
costs accrued up to the time of such plea, he <
he shall be discharged from further penalty.
Sec. 11. That this Act shall take effect on :
the first day of April, 1882, except in the
counties of Charleston, Beaufort, Aiken, Lex- i
ington, Colleton, Hampton, Orangeburg,
Chesterfield and Williamsburg, in which
counties this Act shall go into effect on the ! I
first day of October, A. D., 1882 : Provided,! i
That the stock of any inhabitant of the said ;
counties shall be liable to the penalties of i
this Act if fouud straying without the limits , i
of the said counties. Provided, further,
That the above exception shall not apply to
so much of Aiken comity sb is included in
the Township of Schultz, so much of the
Township of Hammond as lies between the !
Hamburg Road and the Savannah River j
aud the Township of Silverton.
ACTS OF THE LEGISLATURE.
Just previous to the adjournment of the
Legislature, for the holiday recess, the two
Houses, in joint assembly, ratified a number
of Acts, which have been approved by the
Governor and become laws. Among the
Acts ratified and approved, are the following
of general or local interest:
Au Act to amend an Act entitled "An Act
to renew and amend the charter of the town
of Chester," approved March 28th, 1869, and
amended February 14lh, 1878, by depriving
the town council of the said towu of the
right to commit prisoners to the county jail.
An Act to limit the number of trial justices
in the Court House township of Chester
county to one, and to fix his compensation,
and the compensation of his constable.
A r\ A nt- tr\ nfltuKliak onrJ r?Viorfr?r a fnrru
nu IV bOl?UiidU UUU VHUIbbi U 4W4J
across the Catawba river, between tbe counties
of York and Lancaster, and to vest tbe
same in James M. Ivy, his heirs and assigns.
Au Act to punish any person or persons
who shall sell or dispose of any personal
property on which ft mortgage of any kind
may exist, without the written consent of the
mortgagee.
An Act to regulate the licensing of physicians
and surgeons.
An Act entitled "An Act to provide punishment
for wilful or malicious injury to
bridges on public roads."
Au Act for the prevention of cruelty to
animals.
An Act for the better protection of the
poles and wires of telegraph, telephone, and
electric light companies.
An Act to incorporate the News and Courier
Publishing Company.
An Act to require owners and keepers of
toll bridges wiihiu the State to keep sufficient
light or lights, by night, on said bridges, so
as to enable persons traveling to see their
way over said bridges.
An Act to amend an Act entitled "An Act
to conform all special Acts of incorporation j
to the provisions of the Constitution of the I
State respecting the liabilities of stockholders |
therein."
An Act to amend an Act, ratified August
22d, 1868, entitled "An Act to regulate tbe
manner of keeping and disbursing funds by
certain officers," said amendments being the
repeal of section 3 of said Act, which requires
that the signature of the Governor of the
State shall be affixed to certain checks drawn
by the State Treasurer.
An Ant. tn nrnvida artificial limbs for all
soldiers of the State, who lost their legs or
arms, or who have been permanently disabled
in their legs or arms, during military service
in the years 1861-62-63-64-65, and who have
not been supplied under former Acts of the
General Assembly.
An Act to allow the State Superintendent {
of Education to use fifteen hundred dollars of I
the sum received from the Charleston Charitable
Association of the State of South Carolina
for the benefit the free school fund for
the purpose of conducting normal institutes
during the year 1882.
An Act to prescribe the mode of ascertaining
the average attendance on the public
schools of this State and to apportion the
school fund according to such attendance.
An Act to authorize the faculties of State
normal institutes to grant certificates and diplomas
of qualifications to teach in the free
public schools of this State on certain conditions.
An Act to fix by law the weight of a bushel
of cotton seed.
An Act to make appropriations to meet
the ordiuary expenses of the government of
the State for the fiscal year commencing November
1, 1881.
An Act to provide a general stock law and
regulate the operations of the same.
An Act to prevent the sale of spirituous
or intoxicating liquors in the town of Rock
Hill, in York county.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
? The real and persona! property in the
United States averages twelve hundred dollars
to every man, woman and child.
? The number of Jews in Jerusalem has
latterly increased greatly. Twenty years ago
there were comparatively few, now out of a
population of 44,000, about 20,000 are Jews.
? Sir Garnet Wolseley, in a letter to Mr.
Massett, says : "If all the English speaking
provinces iu the world were joined together,
in one federation, no Bismarck or king dare
fire a shot in any part of the world."
? It is one of the curiosities of the Guiteau
case that the assassin has enriched the family
of his victim and almost beggared his uufortunate
brotber in-law, who, out of a sense of
duty, defends him.
? If the English language were divided
into one hundred partB, sixty would be Saxon,
thirty would be Latin, including, ot course,
the Latin that has come to use through the
Fiench, and five parts would be Greek.
? Minnesota's board of immigration reports
that of a population of 781,793, 267,686 are
foreign born, and 513,007 are natives. There
are 3,724 negroes among the icebergs of the
North Star State, of whom 2,541 were born
there.
? The census bureau has completed the
tables ou the wealth of the country. This
shows, divided by sections, that the average
wealth per capita is $623.15 in New England
; $452.24 in the Middle States ; $321.09
in the West; $145.94 in the South, and
S359.59 on the Pacific SloDe.
? President Garrett, of the Baltimore and
Ohio Railway, makes a proposition which,
the Inter-Ocean thinks, if accepted, will either
result in an enormous law suit or put an end
to railway wars. He proposes that each of
the trunk line railroads put up half a million
dollars to be forfeited by the roads that do
not stand by their agreements.
? A Virginia politician who has small
hopes of Virginia returning to the Democracy
in 1884, says : "Mahone, an admirable
tactician in politics as in arms, is very strong ;
and, with the Administration at his back,
will be hard to overcome. If every Southern
State had a Mahone, we would have more
cause to fear the so-called Liberals than we
shall probably ever have."
? Florida oranges are now ^ry plentiful.
The crop this year is stated to be larger than
ever, and the quality superior. None have
been injured by frost. The Palatka Journal,
of October 27, shows that 8,283,000 are produced
in its district alone, and says : "This is
clearly the bearing year for this section. The
yellow pommesof Florida may substitute in
some degree the usual supply of apples at the j
North."
? A Washington letter says : "An announcement
of considerable interest is au- j
thoritatively made with regard to the ap- j
pointment of women to offices. The Presi- j
dent has determined to make no such ap-|
pointments in the future. This rule will j
apply to such offices as postoffices, pension J
agencies, &c., and will not, of course, have;
any bearing on positions in the departments, i
President Arthur's reasons, as given byoueof!
his friends, are that the postoffice department;
has given a great deal of trouble as the result j
of appointing women to office, and that such !
appointments have caused a good deal of dis-1
satisfaction in the party. This rule will affect
a number of postoffices, the pension agency at
Chicago, Ac."
fUading (atthe $abkth.
CONDUCTED BY
REV. ROBERT LATHAN.
[Original J
FUNERALS.
From time immemorial it has been customary
to perform certain ceremonies in connection
with the burial of the dead. These are
appropriately named burial or funeral services.
In the Scriptures no form of burial
services is laid down. During the patriarchal
age the dead were generally, if not always,
when ciroumstances would permit it, deposited
in caves. Abraham buried or deposited
Sarah in a cave, and in the same cave was
buried Abraham himself, Isaac, his son, Rebekab,
Leah and Jacob. The bones of Joseph,
probably, were also buried in the same
cave. Jaoob, however, buried Rachel at
Bethlehem, and Deborah, Rebekah's nurse,
"was buried beneath Bethel, under an oak."
Upon the grave of Rachel Jacob set up a pillar.
The cave of Machpelah was bought by
Abraham, that he might possess, in bis own
uame. a place in which he might bury his
dead out of his sight. How many lifeless
bodies were deposited iu that burial ground
we are unable to tell. Probably a vast inul.
titude. This is a reasonable supposition when
we remember that every Jew desired to be
buried with bis fathers. Except among savages
of the lowest order and those in whom
all the instincts of humanity are annihilated,
all men desire that their lifeless remains may
sleep in the embrace of the dust of their departed
ancestors. The funeral services of the
Jews, before "they mingled with the heathen
and learned of them their way," was exceedingly
simple. The eyes of the dead were
closed by some one of the near kin. This
was regarded as a peculiar privilege. Hence
among the encouragements which God gave
Jacob to go down into Egypt, he promised
that "Joseph shall put his hand upon thine
eyes." The simple meaning is, "Joseph shall
be permitted to close the eyes of your lifeless
body." No doubt this was regarded both by
Joseph and Jacob as a remarkable providence
and a distinguishing honor.
After the eyes were closed the body was
then washed, dressed in burial clothes and
laid out in an upper chamber. Between the
completion of these simple ceremouiea and
the depositing of the corpse "out of sight,"
only a short time intervened?a few days at
farthest.
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I r rom wits punus uie uewa jeurueu iu
practice a number of heathen rites and
foolish, if not wicked ceremonies, in'connection
with the burial of their dead. The body
of Jacob was embalmed and a monrning of
seventy days was observed. By the ancieut
Jews, as it is yet by all civilized nations, to
be deprived of burial was regarded as a
dreadful calamity. One of the judgments
which God declared he would send upon Jehoakim,
King of Judah, was that he should
not be lamented, but should be buried with
the burial of an ass. To a mind not devoid
of all the better feelings of humanity, there
is something shocking in this. Let us picture
to ourselves a community dragging the lifeless
corpse of a fellow-heing away from its former
abode, and leaving it iu some out-of-the-way
place, to be devoured by birds and beasts.
We are horrified. We are shocked, and humanity
prompts us to beg, as a last request,
that we be buried with our fathers.
Among some of the heathens dead bodies
were burned. Some in our day are anxious
that cremation, as it is called, be adopted by
Christian nations. Between this mode of disposing
of the dead and that of dragging the
dead body out into ^n old field or thicket as
men drag out the carcass of a dead mule there
is no difference.
Funeral services and funeral ceremonies
should be simple. Funeral sermons, like the
inscriptions upon tomb-stones, are of questionakin
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precious promises contained in the Scriptures
may be found inscribed on the marble slabs
which mark the spot where the lifeless bodies
of the past generations of men mouldered into
dust. Why is that ? For whose benefit
were these quotations from the Bible made ?
Surely not for the benefit of the dead. At
death God ceases both to promise blessings
and threaten judgments. Then the righteous
are forever saved and the wicked forever lost.
To the former faith is merged into fruition,
and to the latter hope has forever expired.
Hence it is useless, to say no more, to inscribe
Scripture promises on tombstones. They do
not, in many instances, indicate the affection
of the living for the dead. What has been
said of tombstone inscriptions may be repeated
as applicable to funeral sermons. It is
certainly pleasant to weeping friends to hear
the virtues of their dead lauded and extolled,
but to those who can see things as they are,
such laudations are often in miserably bad
taste. Such funeral sermons rarely do any
good and should be avoided.
One of the dangerous tendencies of funeral
services is that they beget and foster the unscriptural
notion that in some way or other
these services affect the eternal destiny of
the dead. A demonstration of this tendency
is furnished by the fact that there are not a
few persons who live in avowed neglect of
all Christian duties, yet these same persons
desire a funeral sermon preached over the
dead bodies of their friends. These persons
seem to say, "All that is necessary in order to
be saved in heaven, is to have a funeral sermon
preached at the time of burial." Others
think it would be a lasting disgrace for their
dead to be laid away without funeral services.
These notions are not derived from the Bible.
They are false and dangerous notions. No
funeral services will save thoBe who die without
faith in Jesus Christ.
When kept within their legitimate bounds,
funeral services are appropriate. It is a very
remarkable thing, however, that so few per- j
sons are permanently affected by funeral ser-!
vices. Men have been converted in great j
multitudes, by the most common-place ser- j
mous, delivered by the most common-place
preachers; men have been converted in barrooms,
in ball-rooms, in their ordinary places ,
of business, on land and on sea; on the gal- j
lows and on the cross; in the discharge of the I
legitimate duties of life, and in the prosecu- j
tion of plans of murder; but whoever heard !
of a conversion at a funeral ? Generally, the I
masses return from a funeral "like a sow that
was washed to her wallowing in the mire."
The solemnity of the occasion produced only
a momentary sadness. In many cases, it is to
be feared, the religious feelings were not even
awakened. A feeling of sorrow and sadness
pervaded the assembly, hut it was not the
feeling that fills the soul of the devout worshiper
of God.
THE YORKYILLE ENQUIRER.
PROSPECTUS FOR 1882.
IN issuing our prospectus for 1S82, we deem it
only necessary to announce that the leading
features which have characterized the editorial
conduct of the Yorkvilob Ewjujrkr for the
past quarter of a oentnry will bo retained, and
what it has been in the past will be an assurance
of what it shall be in the future. The leading
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and they will be conducted with the same
labor and care that have marked our efforts in the
past. While the Literary and Miscellaneous features
of the Enquirkr will be kept up to the
standard which has given the paper a distinctive
character, careful attention will also be given to
the JNews department, wmen win einorace a record
of the leading events at the State and National
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Proceedings: "Scraps and Facts," being a hotchpotch
of light current topics; a coinpcnd of the
News Abroad and at Home ; General Correspondence;
Market Reports; Local County and State
News; Editorial Articles upon appropriate subjects
intended to promote the welfare and prosperity
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To club-makers, for the approaching volume,
we offer FOUR PREMIUMS for the four largest
clubs, as follows:
For the largest club, one Weed Sewing Machine,
fancy half-case, with drop leaf and two
side-drawers, valued at $35.
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Machine, half-case and one drawer, valued at
$30.
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at $28.75.
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The superior Sewing Machine we ofier as a
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expected to be paid at the time the name is entered
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clnbs are formed.
All letters should be addressed to
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Yorkville, S. C.
November 17, 1881. 46 tf
GOOD COFFEE.
Everybody wants it, but very few get it, because
most people do not know how to select coffee,
or it is spoiled in the roasting or making. To
obviate these difficulties has been our study.
Thurber's package Coffees are selected by an expert
who understands the art of blending various
flavors. They are roasted in the most perfect
manner (it is impossible to roast well in small
quantities), then put in pound packages (in the
bean, not ground,) bearingoursignaturoas a guarantee
of genuineness, and each package contains
the Thurber recipe for making good Coffee. We
pack two kinds, Thurber's "No. 34," strong and
pungent, Thurber's "No. 41," mild and rich.
One or the other will suit every taste. Tbey have
three great points, good quality, honest quantity,
reasonable price. Ask your Grocer for Thurber's
roasted Coffee in pound packages, "No. 34," or
"No. 41." Do not bo put off with any other kind?
your own palate will tell you what is best.
Where persons desire it we also furnish tho
"Ideal" Coffee-pot, the simplest, best and cheapest
coffee-pot in existence. Grocers who sell our
Coffee keep them. Ask for descriptive circular.
Respectfully, <Sc.,
H. K. & F. B. THURBER <fc CO.,
Importers, Wholesale Grocers and Coffee Roasters,
New York.
P. S.?As the largest dealers in food products in
the world, we consider it our interest to manu- :
factureonly pure and wholesome goods and pack
them inaiidy and satisfactory manner. All goods
bearing our name are guaranteed to bo of superior
quality, pure and wholesome, and dealers are
authorized to refund the purchase price in any
case where customers have cause for dissatisfac- ! ,
tion. It is, therefore, to tho interest of both deal- j
ers and consumers to use Thurbcr's brands.
December 22 51 4t
NOTICE. jj
WHEREAS, my wife, SUSAN W. WAL- !
LACE, refuses to make her home with me, I
all persous are warned against extending credit
to her on myaccount, as I will pay no bills unless j .
contracted by myself. SAM. V. WALLACE.
December 15, 1881. 50 3t I
J. N. ROBSON & SON.
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
AND
DEALERS IN FERTILIZERS,
68 EAST BAY.
Cjiarlestox, November 9, 1881.
AT the commencement of another business
year we acknowledge with pleasure the patronage
and confidence of our planting friends.
Robson's Cotton and Corn Fertilizer,
Robson's Compound Acid Phosphate,
have given very gratifying satisfaction. Our
Cotton and Corn Fertilizer is of the highest standard.
It contains among other valuable ingredients
3 per cent. of Ammonia, 1J per cent, of
Potash, 10 per cent, of available Phosphate. Haying
been among the first to introduce (Juano in
this State, we can confidently refer to our planting
friends that during the series of years we
have sold them Man urea we have always given a.
pure article. Every Manure is tested. We offer
the above Fertilizers for cash, time or cotton.
Planters ordering immediately will be allowed
to the 1st of April to decide which they prefer,
cash or time. An order for a car-load often tons
will be sent free of drayage, for a less amount $1
nfir fnn will hft elifirfrpd.
November 24 ? 47 3m
LIYERT AND FEED STABLE.
THE undersigned would respectfully Inform
the public that he has opened a
LIVERY STABLE
On his lot, near the Court House, and is amply
prepared with HORSES, CARRIAGES, BUGGIES
and WAGONS, to attend to any calls that
may be made upon him by the traveling public.
Special attention given to conveying TRAVELING
SALESMEN to any point desired, in comfortable
vehicles, and with careful drivers.
Horses and vehicles to hire at reasonable prices.
FEED STABLES.
In connection with the Livery business, I am
also prepared to furnish feed and stabling for
horses, by the meal, dav, week or month. My
long experience in the Livery Business warrants
me in ensuring satisfaction to all who may favor
me with their patronage.
A few secona-band Buggies for sale at a bargain.
" * F. E. SMITH."
April 7 14 ly
LCTO^sharpI
THE first of NOVEMBER has passed, and every
one who bought Guano from me and
has not delivered the Cotton, is
LIABLE TO BE SUED
t > J ~ i i /
For the face of their notes, which will add about
$10.00 per ton to the debt. I cannot hold the
Notes beyond the order of the Companies, and
I may bo ordered, at any time, to turn the claims
over to an
OFFICER FOR COLLECTION.
You can settle with me on better terms than you
can with an officer, or even with the Company.
It is to
YOUR INTEREST TO DO SO.
And it will save me, as well as yourself, the mortification
of
SENDING FOR THE COTTON.
We have always been friends; le*t us continue so.
A word to the wise is sufficient.
T. S. JEFFERYS, Agent.
~ THE NEWS AND COURIER,
HAVING taken theagency of the CHARLESTON
DAILY NEWS AND COURIER for
Yorkvilleand vicinity, I would respectfully inform
the citizens that I will promptly deliver
that paper
EVERY AFTERNOON
At TWENTY CENTS per week. This places
subscribers in Yorkvillo on the same footing of
subscribers in the city of Charleston.
THE NEWS AND' COURIER "is received in
Yorkville on the afternoon of
THE DAY OF PUBLICATION.
I will also receive sulworiptions for the TRIWEEKLY
NEWS, the WEEKLY NEWS, and
the SUNDAY NEWS. Subscriptions for these
papers to be paid in advance, and weekly subscriptions
to the daily to be paid at the end of each
week.
SAM M. GRIST.
September 1 35 tf
GERMAN KAINIT,
(Direct importation.)
PERUVIAN GUANO,
Direct from the Agent of the Peruvian Government.
FISH GUANO,
6 to 8 per cent. Ammonia.
NOVA SCOTIA LAND PLASTER.
South Carolina
GROUND PHOSPHATE,
Fine Ground and High Grade.
For sale by
HERMANN BULWINKLE,
Kerr's Wharf, Charleston, S. C.
December 15 50 3m
DENTALSURG E R Y.
Dr. J. B. PATRICK,
of Charleston,
SURGEON DENTIST,
^BS5k WILL visit Yorkville, professionally,
in January next, when he will
^-U-LLLJ be pleased to wait npon all who may
require the services of a DENTIST. Being amply
prepared with the best instruments and all
the improved appliances, he feels warranted in
assuring perfect satisfaction.
Ladies waited on at their residence.
Rooms at the Rawlinson House.
September 22 88 ly
P. C. WILSON",
DEALER IN
SUGGIES, CARRIAGES, PH/ETONS,
SPRING WAGONS, &0., '
CHARLOTTE, X. C.
OPEN BUGGIES $55, STEEL BOW TOP $65.
August 11 32 tj
GARRY IRON ROOFING CO."
and Cement.
79 and SI Columbus Street,
*-?T. LIT/ l.!T. A TVm. OHIO.
Send for circulars and price lists.
February 26 9 ly
EST7MRS. SOPHIA S. BEATTY, DEC'D.
A LL and singular the creditors of said estate,
/V are required by the Decretal Order of the
Court of Common Pleas for York County, in the
case of "John A. Beatty ct <U., vs. Ivy S. Beatty,
Adm'r., Ac., et al." to establish their demands
against said estate, before me, on or before the
first day of March, A. D., 1862.
JOS. F. WALLACE, Clerk of the Court.
Hart A Hart, Plaintiff's Attorneys.
December 1 48 6t
"agents wanted.
WE want a limited number of active, energetic
canvassers to engage in a pleasant and
profitable business. Good men will find this a ,
rare chance TO MAKE MONEY.
Such will please answer this advertisement
by letter, enclosing stamp for reply, stating what
business they have been engaged In. None but
those who mean business need apply. Address
FINLEY, HARVEY A CO.,
Atlanta, Ga.
January 6 1 ly
J. R. SCHORB'S PHOTO-GALLERY,
1ST HOUSE EAST OF THE JAIL
A SUPERIOR Skylight, a gallery with every !
convenience, and a determination to do my
best, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in j
want of correct and flattering likenesses. Cloudv |
weather is as good or better than sunshine for all
subjects, except small children.
wanted.
Five shares of Chester and leNOIR
RAILROAD STOCK. Apply at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE.
July 28 30 tf
JOB PRINTING.
OWING to our superior facilities with the l>est
machine presses, an abundance of typeund
first-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute ALL MANNER OP
JOB PRINTING in superior style, and at prees
that will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality of work and materials.
We have recently made a reduction in
prices for the following classes of work, to which
we invite the attention of business men :
BILL HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Half-sheet Bill Heads, $3.00 $5.(0
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads, 2.25 3.fO
Sixth-sheet Bill Heads 2.00 3.(0
Monthly statements at same price of sixth-sheet
bill heads. We will fill an order for bill hcsds,
giving any desired number of either size of
sheet at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For 1100
Pnmmoriiifil 'Wnfp ... 82. IS 8.1.55
locket Note, 2.25 3.E0
Letter (large size) 3.00 5.CC
For the above work we use a superior quality *
of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction In ev- t
ery instant.
We also give special attention to the printfn^of
Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authorises,
which we furnish strictly according to the requirements
of the Justices of the Supreme Court, end
in proof reading exercise tho utmost care to snsure
accuracy.
We are prepared to furnish all other kindf of
printing, from a visiting card to a large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for sny
style of work desired. Address,
L. M. GRIST. Yorkville. S. (!.
September 9 37 tf
~C. & L. NARROW GAUGE EAIIEOAioT
SCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Trains,
from Chester, S. C., to Lincolnton, N. C.,
taking effect at 3.15 o'clock, P. M., December 19, *
1881:
GOING NORTH.
Leave Chester 3.15 P. M.
Leave Lowrysville 3.45 P. M.
Leave McConnellsville 4.05 P. M,
Leave Gutliriesville 4.15 P. M.
Arrive at Yorkville 4.40 P. M.
Leave Yorkville 4.50 P. M.
Leave Clover 5.30 P. M.
Leave Bowling Green 5.40 P. M.
Leave Crowder's Creek 5.50 P. M.
Leave Pleasant Ridge 6.00 P. M.
Leave Gastonia 6.30 P. M.
Leave Dallas 6.50 P. M.
Leave Hardin's - 7.15 P. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton 7.45 P. M.
GOING SOUTH.
Leave Lincolnton, 7.00 A. M.
Leave Hardin's 7.25 A. M.
Leave Dallas, 7.50 A. M.
Arrive at Gastonia* 8.10 A. M.
Leave Gastonia 8 30 A. M.
Leave Pleasant Ridge i 8.50 A. M.
Leave Crowder's Creek 9.00 A. M.
Leave Bowling Green 9.10 A. M.
Leave Clover 9.25 A. M.
Arrive at Yorkville 10.00 A. M."
Leave Yorkville ? 10.10 A. M.
Leave Guthriesville 10.35 A. M.
Leave McConnellsville -.10.50 A. M.
Leave Lowrysville -..11.10 A. M.
Arrive at Cheater 11.40 A. M.
* Break fa* t.
JAMES MASON, Superintendent.
December 22 51 tf
RICHMOND AND DAK VILLE RAILROAD. V
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.
ON and after Sunday, November 20th, 1831,
Passenger Train Service on the Atlanta and
Charlotte Air-Line division of this road will be
as follows:
U. S. i'a?t Mail. I Eiprcw. fu. 8. MalF.
EASTWARD.
No. 55. j No. 51. | No. 5.1.
I.enve AUnnui.... 3.15 P.M. i 5.30 A.M.
Arr. Gainesville,..1 5.31 P. M. ! 7 42 A. M.
" Toocna 7.15 P. M. L'v8 00 P. M.| 8.10 A. M
" Seneca 8.36 P. M.'Arr.9.17 P. M. 10.47 A. M ^
" Greenville 10 0-2 P. M. 10.54 P. M. 12.15 P. M.
" Spartan!)'g.... 11.17 P.M. 12.15 A. M.j IJ8 P. M.
" Gnmnnla 1.29 A. M. 2.50 A. M.i 4.04 P. M.
" Charlotte 2.30 A. M. 3 52 A. M.| 5.00 P. M.
WESTWARD ost Mall. E x press. U. S. Mall.
No. 54. No. 50. No. 511.
L>ve Charlotte.... 12 10 A.M. 10.25 P. M. 12.30P. M.
Arr. Gaetonla 1.01 A. M. 11.20 P. M. 1.24 P. M.
" Spartnob'g... 2-57 A. M. 1.50 P.M. 3.45 P.M.
" Greenville... 4.16 A. M. 3.30 P.M. 5.03 P.M.
" Senccn 5.14 A.M. 5.19 P. M. 6.50 P.M.
" Toecoa 6.50A.M. 6.20 P.M. 8.00P.M.
" Lula 8.14 A.M. 9.14 P.M.
? Gainesville.. 8.12 A.M. 9.45 P.M.
" Atlanta | 11.00 A. M. 12.05 A.M.
T. M. R. TA LCOTT, General Manager
I. Y. SAGE, Superintendent
A. POPE, General Passenger Agent
December 8 49 tf
STATEOF SOUTH CAROLINA^
COUNTY OP YORK?COURT OF COMMON PLEA8
William Z. Kell, J. T. Kelt, 8. A. Kelt, Sarih *_
Haves, Jolin D. Kell, Elmore Kell, Jason J.
Keil, Lucius Lindsay, and Elizabeth Lindsay,
a minor, by her guardian, ad litem, Lucius
Lindsay, Plaintiffs, against Banks Kell, Hugh
Kell, and.S, G. Hemphill, Administrator aim
testamento annexo of John G. Kell, deceased,
Defendants.?Summons for Relief?Complaint
not Served.
To the Defendants.
YOU arc hereby summoned and required .to
ans5verthe complaint in this action, of which
a copy is herewith served upon yon, and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said complaint
on the subscribers, at their office, in Yorkville,
South Carolina, within twenty days after the
service hereof, exclusive of the day of such
oomliwi. an/1 if nmi fiiil fn flnnwoi" f.hn ?imnl#int
within the time aforesaid, the plaintiffs in this
action will apply to the Court for the relief demanded
in the complaint.
Dated November 23rd, 1881.
WILSON A WILSON, Plaintiffs' Attorneys.
[L. S.] Jos. F. Wallace, C. C. C. Pleas.
To the Defendants, KinksKell and Hugh Kell.*?
Please take notice that the summons and complain
t in the above entitled action was filed in
the office of the Clerk of Common Pleas for
the County of York, in the State of South
Carolina, on the 16th day of November, A.
D., 1881. WILSON A WILSON,
Plaintiffs' Attorneys.
November 24 47 6t
IF YOU WANT.
IF you want one of the best and most entertaining
magazines published in the Uuited
States or anywhere eise, subscribe for Harper's
Monthly Magazine or Scribner's Monthly. The
price for either is only $4.00 a year.
If you want a splendid magazine for your children,
subscribe for St. Nicholas. It is acknowledged
to be the best juvenile magazine published
in the world. Price $3.00 a year.
If you want the best lady's magazine, subscribe
for Demorest's Magazine, Gody's Lady's Book or
Peterson's Magazine and you will get what you
want. The price for either of these publications is
only $2.00 a year.
If you want a first-class story paper, subscribe
for Saturday Night. Price $3.00 a year.
If yon want any magazine or paper published
in the United States, I will order it for you at
publisher's price. SAM M. GRIST.
HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE.
THE undersigned offers for sale, the Lot in
Yorkville, known ds the "Meek Place." It
is situated near the Methodist Church, and con- :
tains TWO AJDRES, more or less. On the lot is
a two-story Dwelling lionse, containing si a.
LARGE ROOMS AND A BASEMENT, a lumber
house, corn-crib and stable.
Terms will be made easy.
L. M. GRIST.
CLEANSING AND REPAIRING. '
THE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he is prepared to cleanse garments
of any fabric whatever, rendering them
perfectly clean, and if unfaded, restoring them to
the original brightness and lustro of the goods.
Do not throw away yorr old clothes, but have
them cleaned and made to look as woll as new.
Work promptly done, and at the most reasonable
prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
March 10 10 tf
J. W. BATMAN,
PRACTICAL BARBER AND HAIR DRE88ER.
SHOP in SPRINGS MOORE building, on first
floor, in the rear ol'.Withers Adickes' store.
Easy shaving, fashionable hair-cutting and dress-'
ing and polite attention to all customers. Call ^
and give him atrial.
par Also dealer in CIGARS and TOBACCO.
September 15 25 tf
She ?tfivtUt (Smpiw.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
Single copy for one year, $2 50
For six months, 125
For three months, 75
Two copies one year, 4 00
Ten copies one year, 20 00
And an extra copy for a club of ten.
ADVERTISING RATES.
ONE DOLLAR per square, for the first insertion,
and FIFTY CENTS per square, for each
subsequent insertion. A square consists of the
space occupied by seven lines of this size type.
p?f Contracts will bo made at reduced rates
for advertising space to be used for throe, six,
or twelve months.