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BILL JENKINS' TROUBLE.
Bill Jenkins was a very modest man ; and
although lie had mingled with the world at
barbecues, bar rooms, and at many of the et
celra places where men may occasionally be
found?yet he was modest, very?whenever
placed in the company of ladies. He trembled
whenever a pretty girl would speak to
him, and felt like a culprit at the stand, :
when called upon to see "Miss So-and So i
home." Bill could never explain or account I
for this most singular timidity. He would '
sing, frolic, and be as wild as a Rover among {
men, but a petticoat would unnerve him in- I
stantly.
Lucy Ann Liggins had "set her cap" for i
Bill, and it was determined to "lead him or
die." Bill, to tell the truth, loved Lucy, and
was as miserable out of her company, as he
was timid in it?but, as to "popping the question,"
that was impossible. Lucy knit purs- j
es, hemmed haudkerchiefs, worked bosoms,
and gave them to Jenkins, as well as several
gold rings, but still Bill would not propose.
Lucy declared to him repeatedly that she
loved him, and that she was miserable when
he was absent from her, and her happiness
in life depended upon being his wife?but
Bill was dumb. At last Lucy was determined
t^at he should "hear thunder," and when
he next visited her, after some preliminary
soft talk on her part, she very affectionately
said ?
"Billy, my dear, when are you going to ask
me to marry you ? for I want to get my dress
ready."
Bill fainted on the spot, and hartshorn and
water were applied for half an hour before
he was finally restored.
"What has been the matter, Miss Lucy?"
"0, nothing much ; you fainted when you
were about to ask me to marry you?but I
told you yes?aud, oh ! how happy we will be
when we are married ! I will love you so
dearly ; and as you said next Tuesday, why
I am willing the wedding should be then?my
dear Billy, how I do love you !"
"I am willing, Miss Lucy," was all that
Jenkins could articulate, while Lucy almost
kissed him into fits. What a glorious victory.
Here we ought to stop, but justice to our
narrative requires that we should proceed to
the finale.
The next Tuesday had come, and trembling
at the approach of evening?something seemed
to harrow up his mind, and to no friend, even,
would he communicate his deep distress.
"You are not afraid, certainly, to go up and
get married?why, to marry such a beautiful,
charming and intellectual being as Miss Liggins.
I should wish that time would fly like
news upon the electric telegraph line ; cheer
up Jenkins?cheer up !"
"Oh !" replied Bill, "you don't know what
distresses me. I can go up and get married?
that is easy enough ; but there is something?
I know it?I feel it?I am satisfied of one
thing, 1 never will be able to do, unless Lucy
will assist me."
"Explain yourself," replied his friend, "and
if I can, with propriety, I will endeavor to
render you comfortable."
But Jenkins could not explain. He dared
not; it was his timidity ; he saw the Rubicon
before him and he knew he could not pass it;
but he was determined to get married, and to
trust to luck and Lucy."
The night came, and they were married.
All were merry; the laugh, the song, the
chat and the dance made up a lively party
until midnight?they commenced to disperse;
and at one o'clock, Bill Jenkins was left "solitary
and alone" in the hall. Lucy Ann had
retired, and her bridesmaids were off in a
distant room. Bill was now at the point
where he thought his courage would fail him.
His situation was a peculiar one. He was
not certain which was Lucy Ann's room, although
he had been told, and even if he had
known he could not go to it.
The watchman cried "past two o'clock,"
. and yet Jenkins was still alone, and apparently
engaged in perusing an old almanac,
which by chance had been left in his coat
pocket. An old female darky, who resided
in the family, had been prevailed upon by
the ladies, who noticed Jenkins' bashfulness,
to show him his bed-room, and she accordingly
introduced herself to him in as modest
a style as she well could.
"Mr. Jenkins," said she, "past 2 o'clock."
"Oh, yes, I know it, I'm going home in a
few minutes. Old woman, where's my hat?"
"It is in Miss Lucy's room, sir, you can
get it there if you'll go in. Mr. Jenkins,
why don't you go to bed ?"
The old woman seized hold of Jenkins,
and pulled him along until she got out of the
hall, and all his gaze was fixed for a moment
upon the entry door; but she was determined
to put him in Miss Lucy's room, and after
violent efforts succeeded.
There he stood, with the knob of the door
in his hand, but the old darky had been
smart enough to lock the door outside. Lucy
pretended to be asleep, but that sort of gammon
would not answer; at last she said:
"My dear Billy, what is the matter ?"
"I want my hat!" screamed Jenkins, and
Lucy, knowing his modesty, leaped out of
bed, and after carressing him for some time,
Billy went to bed with his clothes and boots
on, and trembled till morning.
How Jenkins subsequently succeeded in
getting over his bashfulness, can be known
by application to bis dear Lucy Ann.
Header, strange as it may appear, there
are Jenkinses" ail over the world, but the
freemasonry of wedding life draws the curtain
before the eyes of the uninitiated. Going
to bed on the first night after marriage
must be amoDg the most delicate situations
in life. Ask your married neighbor how it
was with him. We have had no experience
exactly in that way.
Retraction.?The following anecdote is
told of a distinguished lawyer of Massachusetts,
who, but a few years ago, went "the
way of all flesh." He had been engaged in
a certain cause in Roxbury, wherein he_believed
the jury had done injustice to his client.
Declaiming against the verdict, he said :
"The whole of them might have been bribed
for a peck of beaas!"
"What is that?" said the Judge. "You
dishonor yourself and the court, as well as
the jury, by such an impeachment."
"I meant no direspect to the court, your
honors and as for myself ?
"You will see the propriety, I hope, of retracting
the words.".
"With all due deference to your honor, I
cannot see the propriety of unsaying what is
true."
"Do you intend to aggravate the offence
by repeating it ? Let me tell you, sir, this is
not to be suffered, and unless you retract
forthwith, we shall deem it necessary to strike
you ifom the rolls or the court.
"Well, since the court insists upon it, I
suppose I can do no less than retract."
"And in very ample terms, too."
"Certainly, your honor; and on second
thought I do it with great pleasure. I am
convinced now, that I wronged the jury in
saying they could be bribed for a peck of
beans; and thus openly and publicly, I retract
the assertion. I hope the jury, and
court are satisfied."
They expressed themselves in the affirmative,
when the lawyer rejoined :
"But may it please the court and jury,
had I said half a bushel instead of a peck,
I would have been hanged before I would
have retracted."
fST* Conversation between two school boys:
"I've been down to have my head felt by a
phrenologist." "What did he say ?" "Oh,
he said I had a great brain, but my body
wasn't equal to it, and told my gov'nor he'd
orter take me out o' school for a year, and
just let me play to rest and develop my
physique, and the gov'nor's going to do it."
The other boy is pestering his father to take
him to the phrenologist's.
ihe Jam and Jiressidf.
WASTEFULNESS.
Wastefulness is a sin the commonness of
which we do not realize uutil we begin to
consider the ways in which it may be com- j
mitted. We condemn those who are wasteful I
of money, food, etc., and, esteeming ourselves
very far removed from such prodigality, selfrighteously
assert that "we never waste," while
at the same time we are misspending what is
of far more value.
How much more valuable is health than
all other physical blessings, and how necessary
to their enjoyment. Are we as careful of
this great blessing a<i we ought to be ? Do we
never unnecessarily do that which we know
is harmful in its effect ? Do we never overtax
our strength, or put too great a strain upon
our nerves? Not many, we fear, can assert
that they never waste in this line. Yet j
we should not be miserly of any good thing, j
Only use carefully, spend when it is needed, I
and save when not.
r"? -? ? ~:r? Ta !
men mere is mat umcr gm.?nmo.
that never misimpruved ? Do we ever "put
off until to-morrow what should be done today,"
deceiving ourselves by thinking we can
make up lost time ? Ah ! but just think how
impossible it is. Since every moment has its
appropriate duty, if we put off one, it crowds
out the next, and that the next, and so on,
and where is the time for the neglected duty
to be performed ? Manifestly it is lost, and,
alas ! it is lost forever.
We also oftentimes waste by withholding
as well as spending. Through fear of ridicule,
perhaps, we fail to use our influence for
the right when it would do good. We hear
some cause spoken of slightingly or falsely,
and fail to defend it. Here, then, we waste
our good influence by withholding ; but let
us not flatter ourselves that no harm is done,
for "he that is not with us is against us."
And above all, let us not waste our heart's
life and love on things of earth so unsatisfactory
and so fleeting. Let us not use life in
vain pursuit of transitory joys, or waste our
heart's best affections on objects unworthily,
but let us love our Maker first and best, in
consequence of which weshfill love our neighbor
as ourselves, and live with eternity in
view, remembering that our Saviour commanded,
"Gather up the fragments, that
nothing be lost."
DON'T SKIP THE HARD POINTS.
Boys, I want to ask you bow do you think
a conqueror would make out, who went
through a country ne was trying to subdue,
and whenever he found a fort hard to take,
left it alone. Don't you think the enemy
would buzz wild there, like bees in a hive,
and when he was well into the heart of the
country, don't you fancy they would swarm
out and harass him terribly?
Just so, I want you to remember, will it
be with you. It you skip over tne nara
places in your, lessous, and leave them unlearned,
you have left an enemy in the rear
that will not fail to harass you, and mortify
you, times without number.
"There was just a little bit of my Latin I
hadn't read," said a vexed student to me,
"and it was just there the professor had to
call upon me at examination. There wtre
just two examples I had passed over, and
one of those I was asked to do on the black
board."
The studeut who is not thorough is never
well at ease ; he cannot forget the skipped
problems and the consciousness of his deficiencies
makes him nervous and anxious.
Never laugh at he slow, plodding student;
the time will surejy come when the laugh
will be turned. It takes time to be thorough,
but it more than pays. Resolve, when you
take up a new study, that you will go through
it like a successful conqueror, taking every
strong point.
If the inaccurate scholar's difficulties closed
with his school life, it might not be so great
a matter for his future career. But he has
chained to himself a habit that will be like
an iron ball at his heel all the rest of his
life. Whatever he does, he will be lacking
somewhere. He has learned to shirk what is
hard, and the habit will grow with years.
Now, nothing we get in this life is to be had
for nothing. Success is not thrust upon a
man. If you want any good, you must work for
it. The eye that never falters, and the nerve
that never quails, are the elements of victory
in the mental and moral, as well as the physical
world. Don't skip the hard points.
T? reiT-T 1UTTV TUT TT1 VFT>IV<1 StOPW WMlp
it is highly important that the farmer should
provide good food for his horses and cattle,
yet it is equally important that they should
be fed regularly, at stated periods. Animals
are good time keepers; and if the hour passes
at which they are commonly fed, they are apt
to make their wants known ; especially is this
the case with the cow. It is a very bad practice
to feed her often and irregularly; and
some farmers have an idea, that almost every,
time the barn is entered, the cows should be
given hay or fodder. This is a mistake. The
great object in view is to keep the cows quiet
and contented, which can be readily accomplished
by regular feeding, and supplying all
the food they can eat. If fed in this manner
in the morning, the cows will lie down and
chew the cud and are not disposed to be annoyed
by the visits of any person. In the
winter season, the second feeding should be
about two o'clock in the afternoon, which will
allow them to have from that time to milking
all they will eat, and giving a feed of hay
when the milking is finished. The first stomach
of the cow should be empty, or almost so,'
before more food is eaten. A cow chewing
the cud cannot be hungry. This regularity
as regards feeding should likewise apply to
watering and milking. This regular system
of feeding applies fully as well to pigs aud
sheep, when the latter are in winter quarters.
Animals can be as easily trained as children,
and every farmer who bears this in mind will
be amply rewarded by the fine appearance of
his stock, and the affection which will be bestowed
upon him by them.?Southern Planter j
and Farmer.
A Pleasant "Good Morning."?Don't!
forget to say "good morning." Say it to your |
parents, your brothers, your sisters, your !
schoolmates, your teachers?and say it cheer-1
ruuy ana witn a smile ; it win ao you gooa <
and do your friends good. There is a kind of i
inspiration in every "good morning" heartily |
spoken that helps to make hope fresher and j
work lighter. It seems really to make the I
morning good, and to be a prophecy of a good
day to come after it. And if this be true of
the "good morning," it is also true of kind |
heartsome greetings. They cheer the discour- j
aged, rest the tired one and somehow make the !
wheels of life run smoothly. Be liberal with !
them,then, and let no morning pass, however j
dark and gloomy it may be, that you do not
help at least to brighten by your smiles and 1
cheerful words.
Brevities.?A drop of oil will make a j
wood tick let go his grip.
Kerosene oil rubbed on a stove will keep it
from rusting through the summer.
If your hat is badly sunburned, soak it in
sour milk a few days. That will bleach it.
The mica windows of coal stoves can be
easily cleaned with a soft cloth dipped in vin- j
egar and water. This may be done now so j
they will come out bright next fall.
To clean black cashmere, wash in hot suds, !
with a little borax in the water ; rinse in \
blueing water, very blue, and iron while damp. 1
It will look almost equal to new.
To Keep Ice.?Make a double pocket of |
woolen cloth, no matter how coarse and faded
it is. Have a space of two inches or so be- j
tween the inner and outer pockets, and pack j
this space as fuli as possible with feathers.
You have no ceed to use geese feathers ;
hen's feathers rre just as good. With a
pocket thus constructed and kept closely
tied at the mouth a few pounds of ice may
be kept a week.
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CONDUCTED BY
REV. ROBERT LATHAN.
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THE OPPOSITION.
There was in the time of our Saviour's sojourn
in this world?God manifest in the
flesh?a strange class of men. In their physical
appearance, they were, so far as anything
is said to the contrary, just like other men ;
but they had strange ways. From what our
Saviour sayB about them, we are led to conclude
that this class was by m means contemptible
in point of numbers. They are
thus introduced by the Saviour: "Whereunto,"
says he, "shall I liken the men of this
generation? and to what are they like?"
Luke 7:31. From these words, we are led to
think that there was more than a single indi
vidual whose peculiar traits of character he
would have us consider. There was a whole
"generation" of them. They were scattered
about all over the land. They were in evfery
neighborhood, in every village, and in every
city. The land swarmed with them. Go
where you might, you were sure to 6nd some
of this class of people. In a very few words,
our Saviour gives us a most graphic description
of the several members of this numerous
class of persons who inhabited the land of
Judea during his period of dwelling among
men. So minute is the description, that no
one was liable to make a mistake in his conclusion
as to whether or not an individual belonged
to this class. They are thus described :
"They," the men of this generation, "are like
children sitting in the market place and calling
one to another and saying: We have
piped unto you, and ye have not danced ; we
have mourned unto you, and ye have not
wept."
Surely, if there were any of "the men of
this generation" present when our Saviour ut
tered these words, they did not feel flattered.
No man can feel complimented when he is
told that he is like a silly, pouty, contrary
child, that will do nothing that it is asked to
do, and do everything it is asked not to do.
It cries when it is desired to laugh, and laughs
when it should be quiet. It will do nothing
its fellows desire it to do. It will not play
when it is desired to play, and it will play
when it is desired not to play. Itis perversely,
and, at least, apparently innately contrary.
It is contrary for no other purpose except to
produce confusion and make itself and every
one else, so far as it can, perfectly miserable.
It acts against its own interest and comfort,
aod against the interest and comfort of every
one within its reach'.
We are ready to say, and rightly, too, that
was a had state of civilization, to say nothing
of religion, when a whole generation of men
and women acted as sillily contrary as a sulky
child acts. If many of the Jews were of this
class of men, tbey, we are ready to conclude,
were in a lamentable condition. A generation
of contrary people would destroy the
happiness of any country they might inhabit.
No man can be more unpleasant than the constitutionally
contrary man. He is unpleasant
to himself. He strives against his owu conviction,
against his own experience, and
against the observation and wishes of all. his
fellow men. He says white is black, and
black is white ; that up is down, and down is
up. If the rest of mankind go east, he goes
west; and if they go west, he goes east. He
will act and say not as he pleases, but as he
thiuks will displease everybody else. He
glories in a row. Not in a fight, but in confusion.
If he can thwart the purposes oT
none of his neighbors or associates, he will
thwart his own purposes. When others are
glad, he is sorry ; and when others are sorry,
he is glad..
Such were the characteristics of the "generation
of men" described by our Saviour.
We must not, as we shall probably be inclined
to do, come to the conclusion that the "generation"
likened by our Saviour to contrary
children, were all Jews ; and that they are
all dead long ago. This would be a pleasant
thought. Not that it is pleasant to think of
any one being dead ; but, surely, death is a
faithful scavenger. It hides some in the
grave, and if they are not at peace, they are
no longer able to disturb the peace of others.
There is a monument in France, wit!? an inscription
upon its face in language like this:
"Reader, if I were alive you would be dead."
On the gravestones of the whole congregation
of the dead, of the generation of men spoken
of by ourSaviour.it might be written, "Reader,
if I were alive you would have no peace,
if I could prevent it."
We are apt to think that the Jews were
the most wicked and the most foolish people
that ever lived, because they rejected the Saviour
and cried out, "Crucify him ! crucify
him !!" They were pointed to the miracles
performed by Jesus in proof of the fact that
he was the promised Messiah. "Believe me
that I am in the Father, and the Father in
me ; or, else believe me for the very work's
sake." It does seem strange that any man
could call the Messiahship of Jesus in question,
when he beheld the dead raised by his
single command. We do not hesitate to call
the man contrary who will not believe his
own senses.
We need not, however, go back eighteen
hundred years to find contrary and wickedly
contrary Jews, too. We can get perfect examples
of more recent date and nearer home.
We can find, without any great labor, some
Gentiles, who are so spiritually contrary, that
they do wrong because those who love them
most intensely and most devotedly, desire
them to do right. The Scotch poet spoke the
truth when he said "mankind are an unco
oniioil " Tt ia n nninfnl ttirmcrVif- mpn ?rp
just now what they were eighteen centuries
ago?obstinately contrary.
It matters not who speaks of peace, they
are for war. They delight in confusion, in
disturbance, in any and everything that keeps
society in a broil, and the Church in distraction.
Is it not a just ground of shame-facedness
that the men and women of the nineteenth
century are, at least a great number of them,
like contrary children, so often working;
agaiust their own temporal and eternal interests,
and against the happiness of their fellowmen?
The only possible way, it does seem,
by which some men could be induced to do |
right, would be for all to persuade them to J
do wrong. Then, to be contrary or to plant j
themselves firmly on the side of the opposition,
they would do right, simply to be contrary.
JST* None but God can satisfy the longings
of an immortal soul ; as the heart was made
for him, so he only can fill it.
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CROMWELL'S HEAD.
A correspondent of the New York Express ,
writes: , x
Before leaving England I had an oppor- (
tunity of seeing a great curiosity, a relic of
antiquity, which few Englishmen have seen.
You will be surprised aud perhaps incredu- '
lous, when I say I have seen the head of Oli- <
ver Cromwell?not the mere skull, but the I
head entire, and in a state of remarkable I
preservation. Its history is authentic, and J
there is verbal and historical evidence to I
place the thing beyond cavil. Cromwell died i
at Hampton Court, in 1658, giving the J
strongest evidence of his earnest religious I
convictions, and of his sincerity as a Chris- 1
1 ? /? 1 i
tmn. Alter an imposing iunerai pageant, s
the body having been embalmed, he was .
buried in Westminster Abbey. On the restoration
of the Stuarts, he was taken up and
hung in Tyburn. Afterward his head was
cut off, a pike driven up and through the
neck and skull, aud exposed on Westminister
Hall. It remained there a long while, until,
by some violeuce, the pike was broken and
the head thrown down. It was picked up by
a soldier and concealed, and?afterward conveyed
to some friend, who kept it carefully
for years. Through a succession of families,
which can easily be traced, it has come into
the possession of the daughter of Hon. Mr.
Wilkinson, ex-member of Parliament from
Buckingham and Bromley. It was at the
residence of this geutleman that I saw the
head, and his daughter, a lady of fine manners
and great culture, exhibited it to Rev.
Mr. Verrell, the pa?tor of the Bromley Dissenting
Chapel, and myself.
This head of Cromwell is almost entire.
The flesh is black and sunken, but the features
are nearly perfect, the hair still remaining,
and even the large wart over one of his
eyes?such being a distinctive mark on his
face?is yet perfectly visible. The pike which
was thrust through the neck still remains, the
upper part of iron, nearly rusted off, aud the
lower wooden portion in splinters, showing
that it was broken by some act of violence.
It is known historically that Cromwell was
embalmed, and no person thus cared for was
ever publicly gibbetted, except this illustrious
man. In addition to the most authentic
records concerning the head possessed by
the family, and which I have found sustained 1
by historical works, and even an old manu* '
script in the British Museum, Mr. Flanman, 1
the distinguished sculptor, once gave it as his
opinion that this was none other than the 1
head of Oliver Cromwell. Yet its existence
seems almost unknown in England, and only
a few years ago a discussion in some of the s
public journals, which I have seen, alternate- )
ly denied and advocated, it. Such a rumor ]
was in circulation, and as no one had then seen '
the head, it having been kept concealed, none
could speak by authority. Recently the
motive for concealment has passed away, and
permission to see it was cheerfully granted, t
It is a curious keepsake for a lady, but it is \
carefully preserved under lock aud key in a
uuraber of costly envelopes, and when it is <
raised from its hiding place and held in one's (
hand, what a world of thought is suggested.
THE "LIYER."
Dr. Bliss and his contemporaries who have
been trying to make the President believe
that if the bullet struck his liver he will
have a close shave of it, know very little J
about that organ, or else they have entered
into a conspiracy to scare him to death. Right j
here in our State of Michigan one can collect
a cartload of affidavits that a man's liver is J
about tbe most worthless organ.in the human ,
body, and down in Indiana they won't have t
'em at all if they can help it. Our correspondent
at Lansing writes:
"Please let the President know through j
your columns that iu 1872 a boy fired a big *
agate marble through my liver from a toy j
cannon. I stuffed up the hole with an old
hat aud after the third day I could attend to ?
business as well as ever. The injury rather ,
blunted my taste for New Orleaus molasses,
but aside from that I have noticed no serious
effects." j
Our correspondent at Mackinaw sends
down the following:
"The President need not be alarmed about (
his liver. Last Fall my brother got ii> the '
way of a blast at a Lake Superior mine and
a stone weighing a pound was driven clear (
through In no, carrying portions or nis uver (
over two hundred feet. The doctors pronounced
him a dead tnau, but in four weeks ]
he was able to play base ball, and has never ,
had even a headache sin<?. I enclose you
the stone which knocked bis liver out as j
proof of ray statements."
Our correspondent at St. Joseph writes: I
"In June last year I had a colored man 1
named John Baker in my employ. While ,
driving a mowing machine he fell to -the s
ground and was badly cut up. Among other wounds
he had his liver cut slick in two, and 1
a council of seven doctors decided that he '
must die within two hours. He is now a well, 1
healthy man, chewiug the strongest kind of '
plug tobacco and drinking whisky which kills
ordinary men stone dead at thirty-six rods."
Our correspondent at 'Grand Haven says
he knows an Indian who was ripped open
with a buzz-saw and his liver flung on a
beam forty feet away. The doctors sewed
| him up in such a hurry that the lost organ
was forgotten, but the red man suffered no
inconvenience whatever. On the contrary,
he has never been in such spirits. He can
drink twice as much whisky without getting
tangled ; it is much easier for him to swear;
he does not perspire as much ; he is cured of
the habit of snoring ; his coat fits him better
in the back; dried apples have improved in
taste, and he would not have the old thing
back again under any circumstances. The r
entire sash, door and blind shop in which the -1
accident occurred has been forwarded to substantiate
the assertions, and the medical fra- '
ternity are invited to call and have their t
doubts removed.?Detroit Free Press. t
ORIGIN OF BRANDY. c
Brandy began to be distilled in France .
about the year 1313, but it was prepared only f
as a medicine, and was considered as possessing
such marvellous strengthening and sanitary
powers that the physicians named* it [
"the water of life" (Teau de vie,) a name it
still retains, though now rendered, by exces- i
sive potations, one of life's most powerful and *
prevalent destroyers. Raymond Lully, a
disciple of Arnold de Villa Nova, considered
this admirable essence of wine to be an emanation
from Divinity, and that it was intended
to reanimate and prolong the life of man.
He even thought that this discovery indicated
that the time had arrived for the consummation
of all things?the end of the world, f
Before the means of determining the true
quantity of alcohol in spirits were known,
the dealers were in the habit of employing C
a very rude method of forming a notiou of F
the strength. A given quantity of the spirits E
was poured upon a quantity of gunpowder in a
a dish and set on fire. If at the end of the j
combustion the guupowder continued dry j
enough, it exploded, but if it had been wetted
with water in the spirits, the flame of the
alcohol went out without setting the powder
on fire. This was called the proof. Spirits h
which kindled gunpowder were said to be 1<
above proof. jj
From the origin of the term "proof," it is
obvious that its meauing must at first have g
been very indefinite. It could serve only to
poiut out those spirits which are too weak to
kindle gunpowder, but could not give any in- r
formation respecting the relative strength of J
those spirits which were above proof. Even C
the strength of proof was not fixed, because ?
it was influenced by the quantity of spirits tc
employed?a small quantity of weaker spir- ?!
it might be made to kindle gunpowder, while 1(
a greater quantity of a stronger might fail, si
Clarke, in his hydrometer, which was inven- r.
ted about the year 1730, fixed the strength
of proof spirits on the stem at the specific
gravity of 0.920 at the temperature of 60 degree*.
This is the streogth at which proof
spirits is fixed in Great Britain by act of Parliament,
and at this strength it is no more
than a mixture of 49 pounds of pure alcohol
witqpfil pounds of water. Brandy, rum, gin,
and whisky contain nearly similar proportions.?
Scientific American.
Ten Dollars a Week Board for Dogs.
The Cape May correspondent of the Philadelphia
Record writes : "Dogs are abhorred
by seaside hotel managers. To keep the little
brutes out of the Stockton House, at Cape
May, the directors decided to charge board
for dogs at the rate of ten dollars a week. It
was thought this would be an effectual bar to
ill noisy pet poodles and skye terriers, but
the fact that six dogs are now on the hotel
list of boarders shows that the managerial
icheme has been a delusion and a snare.
A.mong the boarders there is a pug whose uginess
is his char.m, two rival lap dogs and
three skye terriers that vie with each other
n the size of ribbon bows they wear on their
leeks. One animal last week had a bright
irange ribbon arouna nun mac spread one
nto a bow so large as to hide the little felow's
head and body. All the dogs are re:ognized
as special rate guests and are entitled
to the courtesies of that class. Four of
the six dogs have special attendants, each of
whom involves ten dollars a week more upon
'ray lady." Include the wages of the caretaker
with these items, and it will be figured
)ut that each dog costs twenty-five dollars a
week?rather heavy keep for five pounds of
log flesh.
# ? ?
Don't stop your Paper.?Curtail and
economize in other respects as much as you
:hoose, but don't stop your paper. Your
wife needs it; your children need it; you
seed it yourself. It not only affords you the
imuseraent necessary to your health and happiness,
but furnishes you with a variety of
knowledge worth tenfold what it costs you.
There are a hundred other things which you
3an better dispense with than your paper.
You can even do without "bitters" and meals
i few times without injury, but your paper
would be a serious loss. If you are cympellid
to "suspend payment" or go to jail before
doing so, pay for your paper a year in ad
ranee, and it will relieve the rigors of pov>rty
and solitary confinement, and it may
prevent the disastrous consequences of suspension?by
the neck. Don't stop your paper,
but pay for it out of your disposable
nouey.
TKRM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION:
Jingle copy for one year, 92 50
For six months, 125
For three months, 75
rwo copies one year, 4 00
ren copies oneyeftr, 20 00
And an extra copy for a club of ten.
ADVERTISING RAXES.
ONE DOLLAR per square, for the first inser;ion,
and FIFTY CENTS per square, for each
mbsequent insertion. A square consists of the
ipace occupied by seven lines of this size type.
Contracts will be made at reduced rates
or advertising space to be used for three, six,
ir twelve mourns.
TAX NOTICE-1880
OFFICE OF COUNTY TREASURER,-)
York Coonty, >
Yorkville, S. C., August 15th, 1881. J
MY BOOKS for the tinal collection of the TAXES
for the liscal year 1880, will be opened at
Yorlcville, on Thursday 15th, Friday 10th, and
Saturday 17th days of September.
At Bethany, (McGill <fe Glenn's Store) King's
VIountain township, on Monday, 19th day of Sep,ember.
At Whitaker, Cherokee township, on Tuesday,
!0th day of September.
At Black's Station, Cherokee township, on
iVednesday 21st and Thursday 22nd days of Sepember.
At Hickory Grove, Broad River township, on
Friday, 23rd day of September.
At Clark's Fork, (John McGill's Store,) King's
VIountain township, on Saturday, 24th day of
September.
At Rainey's Mill, Bullock's Creek township, on
Monday, 26th day of September.
At J. W. Carroll's Store, Bullock's Creek townihip,
on Tuesday, 27th day of September.
At McConnellsville, Bethesda township, on
tVednesday, 28th day of September.
At Smith's Turn Out, Bethesda townBhip, on
Thursday, 29th day of September.
At Massey's Store, Ebenezer township, on Frilay,
30th day of September.
At Yorkville, on Saturday, 1st day of October.
At Clover, King's Mountain township, on Monlay,
3rd day of October.
At Bethel, (Glenn's Store) Bethel township, on
Tuesday, 4th day of October.
At Clay Hill, (Neely's Store),'Bethel township,
>n Wednesday, 5th day of October.
At Fort Mill, Fort Mill township, on Thursday
5th, Friday 7th, and Saturday 8th days ofOctober.
At Rock Hill, Catawba township, on Monday
10th and Tuesday 11th days of October.
At Coates' Tavern, Catawba township, on Wednesday,
12th day of October.
At Rock Hill, Catawba township, on Thursday
[3th, Friday 14th, and Saturday 15th days of Octooer.
At Yorkville, from Monday 17th day of Octoaer,
until Monday 31st day of October, the time
for closing the Books.
Total levies for State and County, 12J mills on
;he dollar. Special levy in Broad River townibip,
1 j mills on the dollar for fence purposes.
Alan nne dollar nn all taxable noils between the
iges of 21 and 60 years.
Tax-payers are earnestly requested to meet the
Treasurer at their respective Township appointments,
in order to avoid a rush at theCourt House,
Juring the last days of the collection.
H. A. D. NEELY, Treasurer York County.
August 18 33 5t
SOUTH CAROLINA?YORK COUNTY.
IN THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
William W. Gaffney, Plaintiff, against Daniel
Peeler; Aaron Peeler; Lev icy Moss ; Christina
Tatem, and her husband Samuel Tatem;
Matilda Quin, and her husband William B.
Quin ; Elizabeth Love, and her husband Hugh
R. Love; Mary Dunn, and her husband Moses
M. Dunn; the heirs of Jane Stroup, deceased,
including her husband, Adam Stroup,
otherwise unknown ; the heirs of Anne Dunn,
deceased, including her husband, John B.
Dunn, otherwise unknown; Mary A. Peeler,
Levicy J. Wofford, John R. Peeler, Mary A.
C. Patrick, J. Newton Peeler, Daniel M.
Peeler, and J. Smith Peeler, heirs of Anthony
Peeler, deceased ; and John B. Moore, Defendants.?
Summons for Relief.?Complaint not
Served.
To the Defendants above named, and each of you:
rOU are hereby summoned and required to answer
the complaint in this action, which is
ierewith this day tiled in the office of the Clerk
>f the Court of Common Pleas, for the said Couny
of York, and to serve a copy of your answer
o the said complaint, on the subscribers, at their
>fflce, in Yorkville, South Carolina, within tweny
days after the service hereof, exclusive of the
lay of such service; and if you fail to answer
he complaint within the time aforesaid, the
)laintiff in this action will apply to the Court
or the relief demanded in the complaint.
Dated August 18,1881.
WITHERSPOON <fe SPENCER,
Plaintiff's Attorneys.
L. S.] Jos. F. Wallace, C. C. C. Pleas.
AugU8tl8 33 6t
LIYERY AND FEED STABLE.
rHE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he has opened a
LIVERY STABLE
)n his lot, near the Court House, and is amply
irepared with HORSES, CARRIAGES, BUGIIES
and WAGONS, to attend to any calls that
nay be made upon him by the traveling public,
ipecial attention given to conveying TRAVELNG
SALESMEN to any point desired, in comnrtable
vehicles, and with careful drivers,
lorses and vehicles to hire at reasonable prices.
FEED STABLES.
In connection with the Livery business, I am ,
Iso prepared to furnish feed and stabling for
orses, by the meal, day, week or month. My
Dug experience in the Livery Business warrants
le in ensuring satisfaction to all who may favor
ie with their patronage.
A few second-hand Buggtes for sale atL a_ bar
ain. F. E. SMITH.
April 7 14 ly
_ TAKE A GREENVILLE PAPER.
SUBSCRIBE for the ENTERPRISE AND
j MOUNTAINEER, issued in Greenville,South
arolina, the most enterprising and thriving City
f the State. Size, 20 by 40 inches. 20 columns
f reading matter weekly. Special attention given
> matters transpiring in the up-country, where '
o many are now looking. Established 57 years,
'ho present Editor connected with the office since
354. $2 per annum ; $1 for six months. 300 new
tibscribers have been enrolled since last Januay.
Try it awhile. Address
JOHN C. BAILEY, Editor, .
Greenville, S. C.
August 4 31 tf
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no Repairs at all.
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So plain that no other teacher is required. If you
see it, you will buy it. Prices as low as any firstclass
Machine. For sale by
LATIMER & HEMPHILL,
Yorkville, S. C.
WEED SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
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March 31 13 tf '
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ESTABLISHED 1812.
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GEORGE A. CLARK,
SOLE AGENT, *
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Since the introduction of this Spool Cotton
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been unprecedented. No other brand of
thread has ever met with the same amount
of public favor in the same space of time.
The "0. N. T." manufacturers were the
first to recognize the importance of the Sewing
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#A11 the improvements in machinery that
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manufacturers of " 0. N. T."
At all the great International Fairs of the
world, "0. N. T." has been awarded the
highest honors.
. . The " O. N. T." factories at Newark, N. J.
and Paisley, Scotland, employ 5,200 operatives?make
sufficient thread daily to go around
the world four times.
Consume 140 tons of coal daily.
The manufacturers of "0.VN. T." are the
largest manufacturers of Spool Cotton in the
world.
A fall assortment of this Spool Cotton can.
be bad at wholesale and retail at
HUNTER, OATES & CO.'S,
Agenjts,
Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries, Ac.
Yorkville, South Carolina.
February 24 tJ 6m
f JAS. F. JOHNSTON,
GENERAL AGENT FOR
THE BAY STATE ENGINES,
FOR
NORTH CAROLINA, SOUTH CAROLINA
AND GEORGIA.
> !>
Every Engine Sold GirlngEntire Satisfaction.
State Agent for the Medart Patent Cold
Rolled Wrought Rim Pulley,?the lightest,
strongest and most durable and cheapest
pulley now made! Hot Rolled, polished
Shafting, assorted sizes.
Saw Mills, Saws and Belts,
complete, with Liddell's
celebrated Ratchet
Head Blocks.
The Boss Press,
Best Bhurs. Corn
and Wheat Mills complete.
Peerless threshers and separators,
Brown cotton gins, feeders and condensers.
State agent for the Perry
Royce Reaper, the lightest draft and most
durable Machine n the market. Also Wood's
Reapers and Mowers. Every Machine warranted.
JET PUMPS AND INSPIRATORS,
'piping and pipe tongs.
A full stock of
CARRIAGES, P&ffiTONS AND BUGGIES,
And the celebrated
CORTLAND SPRING WAGON.
The public is invited to examine my stock.
Parties wishing to buy machinery are especially
requested to get my prices before buying.
I have taken the agency for the celebrated
DANIEL PRATT COTTON GIN,
The best gin by odds now made. Send for Circulars.
JAS. F. JOHNSTON,
Charlotte, N. C.
June 23 25 3m
"GARRY IRON _
and Cement.
79 and 81 Columbus Street,
djEVELANTD, OHIO.
Send for circulars and price lists.
February 26 9 ly
AGENTS WANTED.
WE want a limited number of active, energetic
canvassers to engage in apleasantand
profitable business. Good rflen will find this a ,
rare chance TO MAKE MONEY.
Such will please answer this advertisement i 1
by letter, enclosing stamp for reply, stating what 1
business they have been engaged in. None but i (
those who mean business need apply. Address ' '
FINLEY, HARVE* A CO., !
Atlanta, Ga. j
January 6 1 ly
OLD NEWSPAPERS, |
OF large size, suitable for wrapping, for sale <
at one cent each, at the i
ENQUIRER OFFICE.
RICHMOND AND DANVILLE RAILROAD.
ggaBiaijBgg PASSENGER
DEPARTMENT.
ON and after June'6th, 1881, Passenger Train
Service on the Atlanta and Charlotte AirLine
division of this road will be as follows:
U. 8. Mail. N. Y. Express. U. 8. Fast Mall
EASTWARD. No. 43, No. 47, Nr. 49,
A. B. C.
Leave Atlanta.... I 4.00 A. M. 3 15 P. M.j 6 30 P. M.
Ait. Snwanee...Di 5.18 A. M. 4.37 P. M. 7.45 P. M.
" l.ula E 6.54 A. M. 5.59 P. M.I 9.06 P. M.
" Toccna F 8.14 A.M. 7.15 P. M.! 10.16 P. M.
" Seneca Oi 9.20 A. M. 8.40 P. M. 11.25 P. M.
' Greenville..11 10.58 A. M. 10.20 P. M.l 1.00 A. M.
" Spartnnb'g..K 12.14 P. M. 11.40 P. M.1 2.11 A. M.
" Gastnnia....!, 2.36 P. M. 2.13 A. M.J 4.31 A. M.
" Charlotte...M 3 35 P.M. 3.15 A M.: 5.35 A.M.
wpqtiv Ann U.S. Mall. N.Y. Express. U. 8. Fast Mail.
WESTWARD. No 42 Nn 4g No M
L'veCharlotte..M 12.30 P. iVf. 12.43 A. M. 12.33 A. M.
" Gastonla..L 1.27 P.M. 1.43 A.M. 1.17 A. M"
Spartanb'g K 3.50 P.M. 4.06 A.M. 3.12 A.M.
" Greenville. H 5.07 P.M. 5.18 A.M. 4.24 A.M.
" Seneca....G 6.51 P. IM. 7.02 A. M. 5.47 A. M.
" Toccoa....F 8.01P. M. 8.15 A.M. 6.53 A.M.
" I.ala E 9.16 P. M. 9.31 A. M. 8.09 A. M. w
? Suwitnee ..D: 10.38 P. M.I 10.54 A. M.I 9.22 A.M.
Arr. Atlanta |12.Q5A. M.I 12.20 P. MT 10.35 A. M.
CONNKCTIOjSS.
A with Arriving trains of Georgia Central and
A. A W. P. Railroads.
B with arriving trains ofGeorgia Central, A. A
W. P. and W. A A. Riilroads.
C with arriving trains of Georgia Railroad.
D with Lawrenceville Branch to and from
Lawrenceville, Ga.
E with Northeastern Railroad of Georgia to and
from Athens, Ga.
F with Elberton Air-line to and from Elberton,
Georgia.
G with Colombia and Greenville, to and from
Columbia and Charleston, 8. C.
H with Columbia and Greenville, to and from
Columbia and Charleston, S. C.
R with Spartanburg and Asbeville, and Spartanburg,
Union and Columbia, to and from Hen-\
derson and Asbeville. and Alston and Columbia.
L with Chester and Lenoir Narrow Gauge, to
and from Lincolnton and Chester.
M with C. C. A A.?C. C.-R. A D. and A. T. A
O. for all points West, North and East. *
Pullman Sleeping Car Service on Trains
Nos. 47 and 48, Daily without cbdnge, between
Atlanta and New York.
A. POPE, General Passenger Agent.
May 19 20 tf
JOB PRINTING. r_
OWING to our superior facilities with the best
machine presses, an abundance of type and
first-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute ALL MANNER OF
JOB PRI NTING in superior style, and at prices
that will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality of work and materials.
We have recently made a reduction in
prices for the following classes of work, to which
we invite the attention of business men:
BILL HEADS.
For 500 For 100C
Half-sbeet Bill Heads $3.00 $5.u0
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads 2.25 3.50
Sixth-sheet Bill Heads, 2.00 3.00
Monthly statements atsame price of sixth-sheet
bill heads. We will fill an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number of either size of
sheet at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Commercial Note, $2.15 $8.25
Packet Note, .. 2.25 3.50
Letter (large size) 3.00 5.0C
For the above work we use a superiof quality
of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction in every
instance.
we also give speclvl attention to the printing of
Briefs, Arguments rind Points and Authorities,
which we furnish striotlyaccordingto the requirements
of the Justices of the Supreme Court, and
In proor reading exercise me utmost care to en*
sure accuracy.
We are prepared to ftirnish all other kinds of
printing, from a visiting card to a large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for any
style of work desired. Address,
L. M. GRIST. Yorkville. S. C.
September 9 37 tf
C.& L. NARROW GAUGE RAILROAD.
jm'mm |gT|j]r1*^ vanar ^ .
SCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Trains,
taking effect at 7.25 o'clock, A. M., Jane 6th,
1881:
GOING SOUTH.
Leave Lincoln ton, 7.25 A. M.
Leave Dallas 8.10 A. M.
Leave Gastonia. - -8 40 A. M.
Leave Pleasant Ridge ....8.55 A. M.
Leave Crowder's Creek 9.05 A. M.
Leave Bowling Green 9.15 A. M.
Leave Clover 9.30 A. M.
Arrive at Yorkville -..10.10 A. M.
Leave Yorkville 10.20 A. M.
Leave Guthriesville 10.45 A. M.
Leave McConnellsville '. -...11.00 A. M.
Leave Lowrysville ?11.20 A. M.
Arrive at Chester 11.50 A. M.
* * GOING NORTH.
Leave Chester 2.30 P. M.
Leave Lowrysville.. 3.00 P. M.
Leave McConnellsville 3.20 P. M.
Leave Guthriesville 3.30 P. M,
Arrive at Yorkville., 3.55 P. M.
Leave Yorkville 4.05 P. M.
Leave Clover 4.45 P. M.
Leave Bowling Green 4.55 P. M.
Leave Crowder's Creek 5.05 P. M.
Leave Pleasant Ridge 5.15 P. M.
Leave Gastonia 5.45 P. M.
Leave Dallas 6.05 P. M. w
Arrive at Lincolnton 6.50 P. M.
JAMES MASON, Superintendent.
June 9 23 tf
THE YORK MARBLE YARD.
THE undersigned would respectfully announce
to the public that his MARBLE
Y ARD, near the Railroad depot, is in full opera- ,.
tion, and that he is now well prepared to famish
anything in his line of business at the LOWEST
CASH PRICES. Tombstones for children furnished
for from $3.00 upward ; for adults from
$8.00 upward.
Monuments ai. d Tomb Stones designed and
finished in the most elaborate style, ftndin point
of workmanship and material, equal to the work
of any establish men >; in the country.
Specimens always on band, to an inspection of
which those in want of marble work are respectfully
invited.
Estimates and other information furnished on
application.
Work delivered at any point on the Chester
and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Chester and Dallas, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, Columbia
and Augusta Railroad, free of charge for
transportation.
Thankful for the pitronage heretofore bestowed
upon my establishment, my determination is to
merit a continuance of the same.
F. HAPPERFIELD. .
January 6 1 ly
KING'S MOUNTAIN CENTENNIAL.
THE King's Mountain Centennial Association
instructed me to publish, in permanent form,
the proceedings of tne recent CELEBRATION
OF THE BATTLE OA KING'S MOUNTAIN,
together with those of^55. The book wjU contain
about two hundred pages. It is proposed no
bring the work out En three different bindings at
the following prices:
Paper Binding, $1 00
Half Binding 1 50
Full Binding 2 00
It is manifest that the proposed work can only lie
published by subscription. It is for the public fa
say whether or not the work shall be published.
Any one desiring the work will send me his or hor '
name ana ine money, uuu in iud event un uwn.
is not published the money will be refunded.
R. LATH AN.
March 10 10 tf
TURBINE WATER WHEEL."
WE have one 18-inch RIGHT HAND TURBINE
WHEEL, as a sample of Farrar's
Invention. We are working a 13^-inch Wheel
of the same kind, at d there is no better Water
Wheel made for the same money. Those who
contemplate using a Turbine Wheel can do no
better than to get one of these Wheels.. We have
Circulars giving all the details in regard to the
working of it, and with the sale jmu have the
privilege of trying the Wheel, and if ** does not
do as represented, the money will berefunde:!.
Come and see the sample 18-inch R. H. Turbine
Wheel, Manufactured by theSERGEANT MANUFACTURING
COMPANY, Greensboro, N. C.
HERNDON BROS., Agents, Yorkville, S. C.
February 10 47 tf
CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.
THE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he is prepared to cleanse ga r- *
ments of any fabric whatever, rendering them
perfectly clean, and if unfaded, restoring them to
the original brightness and lustre of the goods.
Do not throw away your old clothes, but have
them cleaned and made to look as well as neiv.
Work promptly done, and at the most reasonable
prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
August 12 29 tt
J. R. SCKORB'S PHOTO-GALLERV,
1ST HOUSE EAST OF THE JAIL.
A SUPERIOR Skylight, a gallery with every
i\, convenience, ana a determinatioi^to do my
aest, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in
ivant of correct and flattering likenesses. Cloudy
weather is as good or better than sunshine for all
subjects, except small children.
IRON SAFE FOR SALE.
rHE undersigned offers for sale on? No. 2
IRON SAFE, manufactured by Mosler, Baliman
& Co., of Cincinnati. This safe has a combination
lock, and for all practical purposes is
jqual to a new one. It is offered for sale for no
reason except that it is too small for my purposes.
L. M. GRIST.