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HOW SOL JACKSON GOT POISONED.
Sol Jackson was jest about the wildest |
fellow in our town. He was a regular coon.
Well, Sol was a devil-may-care sort of a fellow
; one of those who take amazingly with
the gals. One of the puttyest girls was Nancy
Williams. She had black eyes, beautiful
hair, et cetera, with jistthebeautifulest waste
you ever sot eyes on. She was jist suited to
Sol, and everybody said'so, exceptin' those
chaps wot were in love with her themselves.
Sol was mity attentive to her, but whether he
ever popped the question, I can't say. All I
kno is, Sol suddenly determined to commit
susancide. He went to the shotecary of Mr.
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.tnorapson, ana says ne :
"Give mo a spoonful of arsenic."
"What do you want it for ?" said Mr.
Thompson.
"Oh," says Sol, "I want to pisen some
rats."
But Mr. Thompson looked mitely suspicious,
and when Sol went out he gived one of
the biggest hoss laffs you ever heard.
Sol went home, and as it was time to go to
bed, he commenced undressin'. When he
was dun, he tuck the pisen and put it into a
tumbler with a little water, and says he:
"Nancy, you've drived me to thisand
then he swallowed it right down. Well 'bout
the middle of the nite he commenced to feel
bad, and he roled from side to side, moanin'
and groanin', when he begun to feel so bad
that he got rale skeered, so he jumped out of
bed and commenced to yell out: *
"Help, help ! O Lord, I'm pisened !"
Then a hole croud of people ran up to see
what was the matter, and there was the great-'
est scene of confusion you ever saw.
"Send for the doctor," bellowed out Sol.
So off went Ben, his little brother, for the
doctor. Ben went to Thompson's and says
he:
"Oh, Mr. Thompson, Sol's pisened!"
Thompson bust out a laffin', and says he,
"I'll go see him."
When he got there, Sol says:
"Oh, Mr. Thompson, that pisen you sold
me is killin' me."
HAL ?? ?w .1 1 .
V/II, bujrs JL iiuLLipouu, JU tue cuuitrob way
possible, "twasn't pisen ; "twas only salts!"
You can imagine what follered. I think
Sol threw a pitcher at his head, which jist
missed his nose. Sol vowed be'd-kill him,
bat he never did.
SHEEP SORREL OR HORSE SORREL.
Sortie years ago, a bill was before the Alabama
Legislature for establishing a Botanical
Medical College at Wetumpka. Several
able speakers had made long addresses in
support of the bill, when one Mr. Morrissettr
from Monroe, took the floor. With ranch
gravity he addressed the bouse as follows :
"Mr. Speaker, I cannot support this bill
unless assured that a distinguished friend
of mine is made one of the professors. He
is what that college wishes to make for us,
a regular root doctor, and will suit the place
exactly. He became a doctor in two hours,
and it only cost him twenty dollars to complete
his education. He was called to see
a sick woman, once, so he tucked his book
under his arm, and off he went. She was a
very sick woman indeed, and he felt her
wrist, looked in her mouth, and then turn
ing to the husband, asked solemnly if be bad
a "sorrel sbeep."
"Why' no, I never heard of such a thing,"
said the man.
"Well, there is such a thing," said the doctor,
noddiog his head knowingly. "Have
you got a sorrel horse, then ?"
"Yes," said the man, "I drove him to mill
this morning."
."Well," said the doctor, "he must be killed
immediately, and some soup made of him for
your wife."
The woman turned her head away, and the
astonished man inquired if something else
would not do for the soup ; the horse was
worth a hundred dollars, and was all the one
he had.
"No," said the doctor, "the book says so,
and if you don't believe it I will show it to
you?Good for fevers?sheep sorrel or horse
sorrel. There, sir."
"Why, doctor," said the man and his wife,
"it don't mean sorrel sheep or horse, but?"
"Well, I know what I am about," interrupted
the doctor; "that's the way we doctors
read it, and we understand it."
"Now," continued the speaker amidst the
roars of the House, "unless my sorrel doctor
can be one of the professors, I must vote
against this bill."
The blow most effectually killed the bill,
it is needless to state.
Scientific Discussion.?A trost animated
dispute occurred on Cross street, a few days
ago, between Cato Brown and Jim Totten,
two factory hands, employed in one of
the tobacco factories, and well known for
their extensive information on all scientific
subjects. The question under debate was
the shape of the earth. Cato contended that
it was flat and stood on a big rock, a theory
when advanced, drew forth the following
dialogue:
Jim?"You argers dat de world is flat and
stands on a big rock ; now I want you to tole
me what dat rock stands on ?
Cato?"Nigger, I'se s'prised at your ignerance!
Why it stands on a annurer big rock.
Jim?(confident that he had his opponent
cornered)?"But what dose bofe of dem rocks
stan on ?"
Cato?(after a moment's hesitation)?
"Why dar is rocks all de way down."
Jim?(with a pompous air)?"My colored
frien' I'se sorry to see sich 'splays ob remitigated
obscurity in agemmen ofyouregsalted
pretensions; allow me who has experienced
superior opportunities, to correct de wery
derneous repression you has, and inform you
dat dis erf is round and devolves on axles."
Cato?"I knows how to depreciate the feelin'
dat prompts you to distend to dis nigger
de information dat you furnish on the question
dat we is at present debatin', and wid all
reference to 'sperior opportunities to which
you take occasion to prelude, I must disagree
wid you on the freory dat you advances.
Kase if de world was round and turned on
axles, wouldn't de axle trees broke down
and spill all de people in the street? Answer
me dat."
It is unnecessary to add that Jim was utterly
counfounded by this overwhelming argument,
and forced to "knock under" to the
superior intellectual attaiments of his opponent.?Richmond
Dispatch.
Exposing a Parson.?A minister was
one Sabbath examining a Sunday-sbool in
catechism before the congregation. The usual
question was put to the first girl, a strapper,
who usually assisted her father, who was
a publican, in waiting upon customers.
"What is your name ?"
No reply.
"What is your, name ?" he repeated.
"None of your fun, Mr. Minister," said
the girl ; "you know my name well enough.
Don't you say when you come to our house
on a night, "Bet, bring me some more ale ?"
The congregation, forgetting the sacredness
of the place, were in a broad grin, and the
parson looked daggers.
Court Examination.?"Did the defen- j
dant knock the witness down with malice ,
prepense ?"
"No, sir ; he knocked him down with a flat |
iron."
"You misunderstood me, my friend ; I want;
to know if he attacked him with any evil
intent ?"
"Oh, no, sir; it was outside the tent."
"No, no ; I wish you to tell me whether
the attack was at all a preconcerted affair."
"No, sir, it was not a free concert affair ; it
was at a circus."
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S&" A chap came into a book store the other
day and wanted to know when the new Bibles
went into effect.
?be Jwm and
Cow Peas.?There is no crop that we can
plant which will exhaust the soil less and
which will grow as luxuriantly on poor, wornout
soil than the cow pea. __ The best mode of
planting is undoubtedly the drill, which enables
the rows to be cultivated, thereby keeping
the ground clear of weeds and grass and
at the same time increasing the yield of vine
and leaves.
One mode of planting, and the one which
has given the best results, is to cut deep furrows
with the plow three feet apart, sprinkle
the seed in and then harrow. This gives a deep
setting for the seed, and as the plants grow,
the soil can be gradually drawn up, thereby
increasing the hold of the plants in the
soil and enabling them to stand drought
much better than if they had been planted
shallow. The soil should be stirred often,and
no better implement can be used than the expanding
cultivator or horse hoe. This implement
stirs the soil to the depth of three or
four inches, keep9 the weeds and grass down,
and leaves the ground level and in much better
condition than the old-fashioned way of the
shovel plow and band hoe. As a fodder
plant the vines of the cow pea, when cut just
as the pod is formed and fed green, or cured
as hay and then fed, has few equals. There
is a vast amout of nourishment in the plant,
and horses or cattle fed with it thrive better
than on any other kind of food.?Live Stock
Record.
Long Life.?We are accustomed to consider
three-score years and ten the length of
human life, but the late Professor Faraday
adopted the theory that the natural age of
man is one hundred years. The duration of
life he believed to be measured by the time
of growth. In the camel the union takes
place at eight, in the horse at five, in the
lion at four, in the dog at two, in the rabbit
atone. The natural termination is five removes
from these several points. Man being
twenty years in growing lives five times twenty
years?that is one hundred ; the camel
is eight years in growing, and lives forty
years; and so with other animals. The man
who does not die of sickness, lives everywhere
from eighty to one hundred years. The Professor
divides life into equal halves?growth
and decline?and these into infancy, youth,
virility, and age. Infancy extends to the
twentieth year ; youth to the fiftieth, because
it is in this period the tissues become
firm ; virility from fifty to seventy-five, during
which the or anism remains complete ;
and at seventyfii e old age commences, to
last a longer or a > horter time as the diminution
of reserved forces is hastened or retarded.
Roaches.?We would say to use pulverized
borax. It will drive away roaches. We
speak from positive knowledge We have
tried it over and over again, ana always with
ahe same effect. The hardest battle we ever
had was about ten years ago, when we moved
into a house which we found, to our horror,
was infested with roaches. Then came the
tug of war; the only weapon we used waB
borax, and we conquered. We bought it by
the pound, and sprinkled it on the closet
shelves, in dresser drawers, in every corner
where the disgusting creatures could hide?
around the edges of all the carpets, in the
bath room and all the rooms, not couhning
ourselves alone to the kitchen ; then we swept
up the dead by hundreds, and in a short time
we made an end of thera. After that we
sprinkled it plentifully about, and left it to
keep them away.
Ventilate Your Closets.?Soiled undergarments
or the wash clothes ought not
to be put into a closet, ventilated or not ventilated.
Xhey should be placed in a large
bag made for the purpose, or a roomy basket,
and then put in a well-aired room at some
distance from the family. Having thus excluded
one of the fertile sources of bad odors
in closets, the next point is to see that the
closets are properly ventilated. It matters
not bow clean the clothing in the closet may
be, if there is no ventilation, that clothing
will not be what it should be. Any garments
after being worn for a while will absorb more
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the body, and thus contain an amount of foreign?it
may be hurtful?matter which free
circulation of pure air can soon remove.
Corn silk is Baid to be an efficient and
powerful remedy .or drop3y, bladder troubles
and diseases of the kidneys. The Louisville
Medical News gives an ,account of the medical
properties of corn silk, and the cures that
have been effected by its use. The way to
use it is to take two double-handfuls of fresh
corn silk and boil in two gallons of water until
but a gallon remains. Addsugar to make
a syrup. Drink a tumbler of this thrice
daily, and it will relieve dropsy by increasing
the flow of the urine most enormously.
Other diseases of the bladder and kidneys
are benefited by the remedy, which is prompt,
efficient and grateful to the stomach. The
treatment can be continued for months without
danger or inconvenience.
Dr. T. G. C. Fahnestock handed us
this week a specimen of his preserved provender
for stock. It is composed of pea
vines and millet cut green. Dr. Fahnestock
dug a hole under a shelter on his premises
and lined the same in a rough way with
boards or planks. The millet and pea vines
were pressed into this excavation in their
green state, and the whole thing covered over
with earth, being made tight. The provender
is well preserved and sweet and is greedily
devoured by stock. Fodder and all green
crops may be treated in the same way at
small expense. Dr. Fahnestock will, it is
said, give directions for-putting up green
crops. This course is pursued in France and
Germany and elsewhere with success and
profit.?Keowee (S. C.) Courier.
Toothache.?(1.) To cure toothache so
that it will never ache again, take a crumb of
opium as large a small pea, dissolve in
half a tablespoonful of spirits of turpentine.
Put it in the hollow of the tooth. It will not
stop the pain at once, but, if well applied, will
soon cause it never to give trouble-again. (2.)
Turkish myrrh diluted in water?at first a
teaspoonful to a tumbler and then gradually
strengthened?and used as a wash four or .five
times a day, will generally give relief. (3.)
A solution of bi-carbonate of soda, in the
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piupuiuiuu ui nan a uiauuui iu au uuuuu ui
water, held in the mouth, is said to be an instant
cure for toothache. (4.) Nervous toothache
may be cured at ODce by the application
of saltpetre made very fine and applied on
cotton batting to the affected tooth.
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JtetT Many an illness is caused simply by
imagination, and those of us who go about
our work with calmness and confidence are
much more likely to escape disease than others
who are filled with apprehension should
infection come within a hundred miles of us.
In connection with this the Arabs tell the following
story : One day a traveler met the
plague going into Cairo, and accosted it thus ;
"For what purpose are you entering Cairo ?"
"To kill three thousand people," replied the
plague. Some time after the same traveler
met the plague on its return and said, "But
you killed thirty thousand ?" "Nay," answered
the plague, "I killed but three thousand ;
the rest died of fright."
Sx8~A farmer says : "Four years ago my
barn was fearfully infested with rats. They j
were so numerous that I had great fear of ray ;
whole crop being destroyed by them after it J
was housed ; but, having two acres of wild
peppermint that grew in a field of wheat, it j
drove the rats from ray premises. I have not i
been troubled with them since, while my
neighbors have aDj quantity of them. I feel
convinced that any person who is troubled
with these pests could easily get rid of them
by gatberiug a good supply of mint and
placing it around the walls or base of their
barns."
IpswnatteflMis Hiding.
FRESH AIR IN THE BED-ROOM.
How much air can be safely admitted into
a sleeping or living room, is a common question.
Rather, it should be considered, how
rapidly air can be admitted, without injury
or risk, and at how low a temperature. VVe
cannot have too much fresh air, so long as we
are warm enough, and are not exposed to
draughts. What is a draught ? It is a swift
current of air at a lower temperature than
the body, which robs either the whole body,
or an exposed part, of its heat, so rapidly as
to disturb the equilibrium of our circulation,
and gives us cold. Youug and healthy persons
can habituate themselves to sleeping in
even a strong draught, as from au open window,
if they cover themselves, in ?old weather,
with an abundance of bedclothes. But those
who have beeu long accustomed to being
sheltered from the outer air by sleeping iu
warmed aud nearly or quite shut up rooms,
are too susceptible to cold to bear a direct
draught of cold air. Persons over seventy
years of age, moreover, with lower vitality
than in their youth, will not bear a low temperature,
even in the air they breathe. Like
hot house nlants. thev mav be killed bv a
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winter night's chill and must be protected by
warmth at all times. As a rule we may say
that, except for the most robust, the air which
enters at night into a sleeping chamber should,
in cold weather, be admitted gradually only
by cracks or moderate openings ; or should
have its force broken by some iuterposed obstacle,
as a curtain, etc., to avert its blowing
immediately upon a sleeper in his bed. The
ancient fashion, however, of having bed curtains,
which exclude almost all the air, has
rightly become almost obsolete. No wonder
that people dream horrid dreams, and wake
in the morning wearied rather thau refreshed,
when they sleep in rooms sealed up tightly
on every side ; breathing over and over again
their own breaths, which grow more poisonous
with every hour of the night.?American
Health Primer.
Shall We Meet Again??The following
is one of the most beautiful paragraphs
ever written by the late lamented Geo. D.
Prentice :
"The fiat of death is inexorable. There is
no appeal for relief from the great law that
dooms us to dust. We flourish and fade as
the leaves of the forest, and the flowers that
bloom, wither and fade in a day, have no
frailer hold on earth than the mightiest monarch
that ever shook the earth with his footsteps.
Generations of men will disappear
as the grass, and the multitude who throng the
earth to-day will disappear as the footsteps
on the shore. Men Beldom think of the great
event of death until the shadow falls across
their own pathway, hiding from their eyes the
faces of loved ones whose living smiles were
the sunlight of their existence. Death is the
antagonist of life, and the thought of the
tomb is the skeleton of all feasts. We do
not wish to go through the dark valley, although
the passage may lead to paradise;
we do not want to go down in deep graves
even with princes for bedfellows. In the
beautiful drama of "Ion" the hope of immortality
so eloquently uttered by the deathdevoted
Greek, finds deep response in every
mind. When about to yield his life a sacrifice
to fate, hisGlemanthe asks if they should
meet again, to which he responds : "I have
asked that dreadful Question of the hills that
look eternal?of the clear streams that flow
forever?of the stars, among whose field of
azure my raised spirits have walked in glory.
All are dumb. But as I gaze upon thy living
face, I feel that there is something in the
love that mantles through its beauty that
cannot wholly perish. We shall meet again,
Clemanthe."
About Grumblers.?The Sunday School
Times says: "Grumbling is rarely done by
any one who has a fair show of reason for
grumbling. Those who are worst off, are, as
a rule, least likely to complain of their condition.
Whenever you bear a person tell of
the hard lot he has, you can feel pretty sure
that he is better off than most of his fellows?
so well off that he has time to grumble.
Here, for example, while the mercury is in
the nineties, a set of men just across the
street from us, in a close upper room, with its
low ceiling and poor draught, are at work on
metal soldering witb blow-pipes over blazing
gas jets, with never a thought of growling
about the weather. They laugh merrily, and
take things easy. In the restaurant on the
lower floor of a neighboring building a stout
gentleman of leisure sits in a wicker chair,
with his shirt collar unbuttoned, and swings
heavily a Jarge palm lear ran, while he sips
an iced lemonade and groans out after each
6ip that this terrible weather is intolerable
and will be the death of him if it lasts two
days more. And so it is all the way along in
life. The more comfort, the more grumbling.
That is the way of the world."
Wonders of the Microscofe.?A thousand
wonders in nature are lost to the human
eye, and ouly revealed to us through the
microscope.
Think of dividing a single spider's web into
a thousand strands, or counting the arteries
and nerves in the wing of a gossamer
moth.
Yet, by aid of the powerful lens of a microscope,
it is found there are more than 4,000
muscles in a caterpillar. The eye of a drone
contains 4,000 mirrors, and the body of every
spider is furnished with four little lumps,
pierced with tiny holes, from each of which
issues a single thread, and when a thousand
of these from each lump are joined together,
they make the silk line of which the. spider
spins its web, and which we call a spider's
thread.
Spiders have been seen as small as a grain
of sa..d, and these spin a thread so fine that
it takes 4,000 of them, put together, to equal
in size a single hair.? Church Union.
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A Rain Gauge.?We are apt to be deceived
with reference to the quantity of rain 1
that falls in a shower or in a given time ;
it appears much larger to us than it really
is. Contrary to what many would suppose,
an inch fall of rain is a heavy shower. One
can measure a rainfall quite easily. There
are rain gauges made for the purpose, some
of them highly ornamental and decidedly
expensive, but it is not necessary for us to
look after any such arrangements, uuless so
prompted by a mere taste for such things.
Set out a common bucket with perfectly I
straight sides, that is no larger or smaller at |
the top than at the bottom, and when the rain
is over measure with a rule the water that has |
nofMimnlater! in it., and vou have as correct i
an idea of the rainfall as any costly concern !
could give you. A common round tin can, j
with the topcutsquarely and smoothly, makes i
a very good rain gauge. Of course you will '
understand that the vessel must be placed in j
a position where it will not be screened by !
buildings or disturbed by drippings. It must
have a clear and open exposure.
All for the Best.?A devout philoso
opher came to a town where the gates were |
closed. Hungry and thirsty, he was obliged j
to pass the night in the open air. He said,
"What God sends is good," and laid himself
dowu. Near him stood his ass; also a burn- 1
iug lantern, on account of the insecurity of 1
the country. But a storm arose aud extin-1 <
guished the light; also a lion came and de-11
voured his ass. He awoke, found himself <
alone, and said, "What God sends is good," j 1
and waited quietly for the dawn of day. |
When he came to the gates, he found them j
open, the town devastated, robbed and plun- J
dered. A gang of robbers had invaded it i j
during the night; and had killed or taken the j
inhabitants away prisoners. He was spared.
"Said I not," exclaimed he, "that all that
Godsends is good?" Only, generally it is t
not until the morning that we see why he de- \
nied ns something in the evening." s
Heading fat fht \
CONDUCTKD BT
REV. ROBERT LATH AN.
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THE THIltl) COMMANDMENT.
Between the three first precepts of the
moral law, there is a beautiful connection
which is not always attended to. The first
commandment forbids the worship of false
gods, and enjoins the worship of the living
and true God. The second forbids the wor- I
shiping of God by idols, or in any way not
appointed in the word of God. The third
forbids the irreverent use of any of the names
or titles, or anything by which God makes
himself known. Nothing can be more proper
than that every intelligent creature should,
be forbidden to take the name of God in
vain ; and it is scarcely to be supposed that
the sovereign of the universe would hold him
guiltless, who dares to use his name or titles
in a vain and irreverent manner.
It is common to regard the third commandment
as forbidding profane swearing. This is
true ; but it is not correct to restrict it in its
application to this almost universal vice.
There are many ways, besides profane swearing,
by which the name of God may be taken
in vain. The third commandment is violated
when we mention the name of God, or any of
his attributes, as we mention the name or
titles of a fellow beitjjg, The very name of
God and all his titles are holy, and in order
that we may not violate the third commandment,
we must speak and even think of God
reverently. The frequent use in conversation,
or even in our devotional exercises, partakes
of the nature of irreverence, and is a violation
of the third commandment. The use that is
frequently made of the names and titles of
God, in sermons and in public and private
prayers, is often uncalled for, and sometimes
disrespectful and sinful. Every man who has
been properly trained, and who has a correct
knowledge of the respect which is due by one
gentleman to another, rarely mentions the
name of those whom he addresses, and when
he does it is with deference. This is especially
the case when he addresses one high in
authority. No lawyer daTe use the name of
a presiding judge, as the majority of the
human family use the name of the Judge of
all the earth.
The third commandment is violated by
taking and administering foolish and uncalled
for oaths. There are some persons who seem
to think that nothing is true except what is
sworn to. They call God to witness foolish
assertions made in common conversation.
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l nese persons seem to labor under the absurd
notion that it is no harm to lie, provided they
do not swear to it. They seem also to think
they will not be believed, unless they profane
the name of God. There is a mode of administering
an oath practiced in our courts,
which, if not a violation of the third commandment,
certainly has no warrant in the
law of God. Reference is had to kissing the
Bible. It is very difficult to understand bow
such a custom could be originated and perpetuated
among any but a people grossly superstitious.
It is foolish to ask a man, who
caDnot read, to kiss the Bible, and tell him
that is swearing. The material which he
kisses is the same that is contained in any
other book, and but foMhe superstition which
is attached to the operation, he might as well
kiss a bundle of brown paper. Aside from
this, it is a most uasty practice. It is enough
to produce vomiting to see a crowd of men of
all kinds and characters, smacking an old
musty book that has been smacked by hundreds
before. It is absolutely revolting to a
cleanly man to have to put his lips upon the
place occupied by some dirty mouthed creature.
This is surely bad enough ; but the custom
wants divine authority, and is calculated to
mislead and deceive. The danger is that the
individual administering the oath, and the
individual taking the oath, come to the conclusion
that the Bible is God. It would surely
be regarded as foolish, not to say wicked,
to ask ay individual taking an oath to kiss
a church or anything used about a church.
It is hard to see how the name of God would
not be taken in vain when used in any such a
connection. Why not kiss the church?the
house in which God is worshiped?as well
as the Bihle ?
It need not be mentioned that the third
commandment is violated by using what are
usually denominated profane oaths. There is
no vice more universal thau that of profanity.
The human family learn to swear profanely
at a very early period. Children, unable
to talk plainly, are able to repeat, with
emphasis, bitter cursings, and boys too stupid
to learn to repeat the Lord's prayer, learn,
with ease, long oaths. This teaches that the
human heart is full?brimful?of iniquity.
It is strange that men who regard profit as
the mainspring of all action, would swearuse
profane oaths. Men usually do not toil
year after year for nothing. The devil always
promises his servants much, and generally
gives them something. The profane
swearer is a notable exception. The slave to
his appetites gets something. The thief gets
his stolen goods, and every servant of the
wicked one gets something for his service,
except the profane swearer. He gets nothing.
The devil always overlooks him.
Love For God and Men.?The want of
wants is love for God and men. Too many j
act as though they were afraid of it in church
life, though there cannot be any church life
without love. To love is the .first privilege
of believers. "I love God, and I love his
people," is a familiar, but true witness of a
truly converted soul. Go about it how you
will, you cannot find a test. But love is not,
in religion, merely a sentiment; it is an active
principle that prompts and guides the 11
working hand. With it churches save men ; j1
without it they lose themselves. And such j I
love may be perfect. No other care, pursuit, or | 1
pleasure can rival or oppose it. It reigns. !*
It inspires all proper thoughtfulness and I
helpfulness. The trouble in your church is i
that this perfect love is not among you a ' "
flame of devotion and an inspiration to work, j f
The first tning you need is. more love, and
then more love. The love will do the rest, jr
if it be the divine fire in your hearts.
46T Nine-tenths of the worry of life is bor- J
rowed for nothing. Do your part; never A
leave it undone. Be industrious; be pru? I
lent; be courageous. Then throw anxiety _
;o the winds. "Sufficient unto the day is the
?vil thereof;" therefore do not borrpw any 1 r
irora to-morrow.
J6F" If you have made a mistake don't tli'nk ; I
t a condescension to apologize. The true ?
gentleman is always ready to rectify a blunler.
Only the mule bites with one end and
ticks with the other.
flSy Men would often have reason to be ~i
tshamed of their brilliant actions, if the , J
vorld could see the motives from which they j
spring. 4 I
F ARM
YOUR TRUE FRIEND I
flft
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It works well In South Carolina. So do not proi
send us YOUR ORDER AT ONCE. We will gus
BENNETT Ac
CHEST!
May 26
THE
"FAMILY FAVORITE." j
THE VERY BEST AND THE VERY LATEST
IMPROVED
Sewing Machine.
Light Running, Noiseless,
No Gears, No Cams, No Springs,
New and Elegant styles of Woodwork.
Loose Fly-Wheel, Automatic Spooler,
Casters in Stand, Largest Shuttle Used,
Simple, Easy to Learn, Requires
no Kepairs at all.
. * +
INSTRUCTION BOOK .
So plain that no other teacher is required. If you
see it, you will buy it. Prices as low as any firstclass
Machine. For sale by
LATIMER <fc HEMPHILL,
Yorkville, S. C.
WEED SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
HARTFORD, CONN.
March 31 13 tf
c. & lTnarrowgatjge railroad.
SCHEDULE of Mail and Passenger Trains,
taking effect at 7 o'clock, A. M., May 26tk,
1881:
GOING SOUTH.
Leave Lincolnton, 7.00 A. M.
Leave Dallas 7.45 A. M.
Arrive at Gastonia 8 00 A. M.
Leave Gastonia 8 20 A. M.
Leave Pleasant Ridge 8.35 A. M.
Leave Crowder's Creek....; 8?45 A. M.
Leave Bowling Green. 8.55 A. M.
Leave Clover 9.10 A. M.
Arrive at Yorkville 9.50 A. M.
Leave Yorkville 10.Q0 A. M.
Leave Guthriesville 10.25 A. M.
Leave McConnellsville 10.40 A. M.
Leave Lowrysville...... 11.00 A. M.
Arrive at Chester 11.30 A. M.
GOING NORTH.
Leave Chester 2.00 P. M.
Leave Lowrysville 2.30 P. M.
Leave McConnellsville 2.50 P. M
Leave Guthriesville 3.00 P. M,
Arrive at Yorkville 3.25 P. M.
Leave Yorkville 3.35 P. M.
Leave Clover 4.10 P. M.'
Leave Bowling Green 4.20 P. M.
Leave Crowder's Creek 4.30 P. M.
Leave Pleasant Ridge 4.40 P. M.
Arrive at Gastonia 5.00 P. M.
Leave Gastonia 5.10 P. M.
Leave Dallas 5.35 P. M.
Arrive at Lincolnton 6.30 P. M.
JAMES MASON, Superintendent.
May 26 21 tf
TURBINE WATERWHEEL.
WE have one 18-inch RIGHT HAND TURBINE
WHEEL, as a sample of Farrar's
Invention. We are working a 13J-inch Wheel
of the same kind, and there is no better Water
Wheel made for the same money. Those who
contemplate using a Turbine Wheel can do no
better than to get one of these Wheels. Wo have
Circulars giving all the details in regard to the
working of it, and with the sale jrou have the
privilege of trying the Wheel, and if it does not
do as represented, the money will be refunded.
Come and see the sample 18-inch R. H. Turbine
Wheel, Manufactured bv theSERGEANT MANUFACTURING
COMPANY, Greensboro, N. C.
HERNDON BROS., Agents, Yorkville, S. C.
February 10 47 tf
GARRY IRON ROOFING CChT
m W Manufacturers
md Cement.
79 and 81 Columbus Street,
OIjEVEXjAJXTD, OHIO.
Send for circulars and price lists.
February 26 9 ly j
A GE i\TSW ANTE D.
WE want a limited number of active, energetic
canvassers to engage in a pleasant and
irofitable business. Good men will find this a
are chance TO MAKE MONEY.
Such will please answer this advertisement s
)y letter, enclosing stamp for reply, stating what .
easiness they have been engaged in. None but ,
hose who mean business need applv. Address j
FINLEY, HARVEY <fc CO.,
Atlanta, Ga.
January 6 1 ly
CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.
rHE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he is prepared to cleanse gar- {
nents of any fabric whatever, rendering them t
>erfectly clean, and if unfaded, restoring them to ]
he original brightness and lustre of the goods, j.
)o not throw away your old clothes, but have ?
hem cleaned and made to look as well as new. j
Vork promptly done, and at the most reasona- a
ile prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
August 12 29 tf v
IRON SAFE FOR SALE.
rHE undersigned oilers for salo one No. 2 ^
IRON SAFE, manufactured by Mosler, Bahnan
it Co., of Cincinnati. This safe has a comlination
lock, and for all practical purposes is
qnal to a new one. It is offered for salo for no "
eason except that it is too small for my purposes. J
October 28 44 tf
TANNER ENGINES.
I" HAVE just received a sample AGRICULTU- c
L RAL ENGINE, six-horse Power, with Pat- v
nt Spark Extinguisher. Call and inspect the v
Daisy." T. S. JEFFERYS, Agent. s
February 17 7 tf
E R S ,
N TIME OF NEED IS
lliilii
nounce it a failure before you give it a trial ; but
irantee you satisfaction.
310FFATT,
ER, S. C.
21 2t
SHCOL COTTON.
ESTABLISHED 1812.
fCytRAD^IP\
V^mark/>y
("Wound on "White Spools.)
GEORGE A.CLARK,
SOLE AGENT,
400 BROADWAY, XEW YORK.
Since the introduction of this Spool Cotton
into the American market, its success has
been unprecedented. No other brand of
thread has ever met with the same amount
of public favor in the same space of time.
The ".0. N. T." manufacturers were the
first to recognize the importance of the Sewing
Machine and to make'a six-cord ootton,
which has ever since been the recognized
standard for machines.
#AJ1 the improvements in machinery that
the inventive genius of the nineteenth century
has produced have been adapted by the
manufacturers of " 0. N. T."
At all the great International Fairs of the
1 j '' a VT HP '' l?/?n Vaam Via
WOriCl) "* \J? 1 Xiao uucu anuiucu uju
highest honors.
The " 0. N. T." factories at Newark, N. J.
and Paisley, Scotland, employ 5,200 operatives?make
sufficient thread daily to go around
the world four times.
Consume 140 tons of coal daily.
The manufacturers of "0. N. T." are the
largest manufacturers of Spool Cotton in the
world.
A full assortment of this Spool Cotton can
he hod at wholesale and retail at
HUNTER, OATES & CO.'S,
Agents,
Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries, Ac.
Yorkville, South Carolina.
February 24 8 6m
RICHMONDAND DANVILLE RAILROAD.
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT.
ON and after May 15th, 1881, Passenger Train
Service on the Atlanta and Charlotte AirLine
division of this road will be as follows:
fu. 8. MaiHi. Y. Express U. 8. Ffut Mail
EASTWARD. I No. 43, No. 47, | No. 49,
| A. B. I C.
Leave Atlanta.... 4.00 A. M. 315 P. M.j 6 30 P. M.
Arr. Suwaiific...D| 5.18 A. M. 4.37 P. M.' 7.45 P. M.
" Lula E1 6.45 A. M. 5 59 P. M.i 9.06 P. M.
" Toccna F 7.58 A.M. 7.15 P.M. 10.16 P.M.
" Seneca G 9.30 A. M. 8.40 P. M. 11.35 P. M.
" Greenville..H 10.58 A. M. 10.30 P. M. 1.00 A. M.
" Spnrtnnb'g..K 12.14 P. M. 11.40P.M.1 3.11A.M.
?' Gustnnla... .L 2.30 P. M. 2.04 A. M. 4.27 A. M.
" Charlotte...M 3.35 P.M. 3.15 A.M.. 5.35 A.M.
toPOTwinn U. S. Mall. N. Y. Express. U. S. Fast Mall.
WESTWARD. No No ? | No 50
L'veCharlotte..M 12.30 P. M. 13.20 A. M.i 12.10 A. M.
" Gastonla ..L 1.27 P.M. 1.30 A. M.I 12.56 A.M.
" Spartanb'g K 3.50 P.M. 4.05 A.M. 2.53 A.M.
" Greenvllle.il 5.07 P.M. 5.18 A.M. 4.05 A.M.
" Seneca....G 6.51P.M. 7.02 A.M. 5.27 A.M.
" Toccoa.... F 8.01 P. M. 8.15 A. M. 6.30 A. M.
" Lula E 9.16 P. M. 9.31 A. M. 7.39 A. M.
" Suwanee ..D 10.38 P. M. 10.54 A. M. 8.51 A. M.
Arr. Atlanta 12.05 A. M. 12.20 P. M. 10.00 A. M.
CONNKCTION8.
A with arriving trains of Georgia Central and
A. <fe W. P. Railroads.
B with arriving trains of Georgia Central, A. &
W. P. and W. <ft A. Railroads.
C with arriving trains of Georgia Railroad.
D with Lawrenceville Branch to and from
Lawrencevilie, Ga.
E with Northeastern Railroad of Georgia to and
from Athens, Ga.
F with Elberton Air-line to and from Elberton,
Georgia.
G with Columbia and Greenville, to and from
Columbia and Charleston, S. C.
H with Columbia and Greenville, to and from
Columbia and Charleston, S. C.
R with Spartanburg and Asheville, and Spartanburg,
Union and Columbia, to and from Hen- !
derson and Asheville, and Alston and Columbia.
L with Chester and Lenoir Narrow Gauge, to ,
and from Lincolnton and Chester.
M with C. C. <ft A.?C. C.?R. <fc D. and A. T. <fc
0. for all points West, North and East.
N with North Carolina Division R. & D. Rail
Road to and from the North.
Pullman Sleeping Car Service on Trains .
Nos. 47 and 48. Daily without change, between
Atlanta and New York.
A. POPE, General Passenger Agent.
May 19 20 tf
king?mountain centennial.
THE King's Mountain Centennial Association instructed
me to publish, in permanent form,
the proceedings of the recent CELEBRATION
OF THE BATTLE OF KING'S MOUNTAIN,
together with those of 1855. The book wilt'contain
about two hundred pages. It is proposed to
1._:? ?i.? m,* in thrnn rtiffopfint. bindings at
Uriliy IUC nuift inn in vutuv o- ?
the following prices:
Paper Binding, $100 ?
Half Binding 1 50
Full Binding 2 00 t
It is manifest that the proposed work can only be
published by subscription. It is for the public to
iay whether or not the work shall be published.
Any one desiring the work will send me his or her "l
mine and the money, and In the event the book J
s not published the money will be refunded. d
R. LATH AX. o
March 10 10 tf d
THE WILLIAMSTON FEMALE COLLEGE
p ESPECTFULLY offers its services to those
(_X parents who desire to secure for their daugh- "
ers the thorough and symmetrical cultivation of
heir physical, intellectual, and moral powers. *
t is conducted on what is called the "ONE- \
5TUDY" PLAN, with a Semi-Annual Course of
itudv; and by a system of Tuitional Premiums,
ts low rates are made still lower for ALL who .verage
85 per cent. G
No Public Exercises. No "Receptions." Grad- (
lation, which is always private, may occur eight
imes a year.
For full information, write for an Illustrated
Catalogue. Address
Rev. S. LANDER, President, ! S
Williamston, S. C. *
November! 45 l\r *
I. R. SCHORB'S PHOTO-GALLERY, I
1ST HOUSE EAST OF THE JAIL.
A SUPERIOR Skylight, a gallery with every
\ convenience, and a determination to do my ti
lest, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in si
rant of correct and nattering likenesses. Cloudy s]
leather is as good or better than sunshine for all
ub|ects, except small children. ft
January 27 4 tf o
TAX RETURNS FOR 1881.
AUDITOR'S OFFICE,)
Yorkville, S. Cm May 5th, 1881. j
NOTICE is hereby by given that on and after
WEDNESDAY, THE FIRST DAY OF
JUNE, 1881, the books of the County Auditor of
ifork county, will be open for the purpose of rejeiving
returns of all PERSONAL PROPERTY
>wned by the several tax-payers in said county,
>n the 1st day of June, 1881, and liable to taxa;ion.
The'Auditor will meet the tax-payers at
he following times and places :
At Brattonsville, Bethesda township, Wednesiav
June 1.
At McConnellsville, Bethesda township, Thursiay
June 2.
At J. W. Carroll's Store, Bullock's Creek townihip,
Friday June 3.
At Rainey's Store, Bullock's Creek township,
Saturday June4.
At Hickory Grove, Broad Rivertownship, Mon:lay
June 0.
At Black's Station, Cherokpe township, TuesJayand
Wednesday, June 7th and 8th.
At Whitaker, Cherokee township, Thursday,
Tune !>.
At Bethany, King's Mountain towpship, Friday,
June 10.
At Clover, King's Mountain township, Saturlay,
June 11.
At Bethel, Bethel township, Monday, June 13.
At Clay Hill, Bethel township, Tuesday, June
14.
At Fort Mill, Fort Mill township, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday. June 15th, 10th and 17th.
At Kbenezer, Ebenezer township, Saturday,
June 18.
At Rock Hill, Catawba township, Monday and
Tuesday, June 20th and 21st.
At Coates' Tavern, Catawba township, Wednesday,
June 22.
At Rock Hill, Catawba township, Thursday
and Friday, June 23rd and 24th.
At Massey's Store, Ebenezer township, Saturday,
June 25.
At Yorkville, York township, from Monday,
27th of June, till Thursday, 21st of July.
All transfers of real esta*te made since last return,
and all new buildings erected, must be reported.
All males between the ages of 21 and 60 years
are liable to poll tax, and must make returns accordingly.
All returns must be filed in this office, on or
before THURSDAY, THE TWENTY-FIR8T
DAY OF JULY, next, otherwise, fifty per cent.
penalty will attach. This will be absolute.
The tax-payers will please notice that du- ?
ring the time that the Auditor is at his appointments
throughout the county, the books will not
be open at Yorkville, as heretofore. Tax-payers
will save themselves trouble by making their returns
at the appointment nearest their place of
residence.
W. B. WILLIAMS, County Auditor.
May 5 18 tf
JOB PRINTING.
OWING to our superior facilities with the best
machine presses, an abundance of type and
first-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute ALL MANNER OF
JOB PRINTING in superior style, and at prices
that will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality of work and materials.
We have recently made a reduction in
prices for the following classes of work, to which
we invite the attention of business men :
BIJML HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Half-sheet Bill Heads, *3.00 *5.00
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads, 2.25 3.50
Sixth sheet Bill Heads, 2.00 3.00
Monthly statements at same price of sixth-sheet
bill heads. We will fill an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number of either size of
sheet at proportionate prices.
T X'TTX'n I TT! A TIM
For 500 For 1000
Commercial Note, $2.15 $3.25
Packet Note, 2.25 3.50Letter
(large size) 3.00 5.00
For the above work we use a superior quality
of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction in every
instance.
We also give special attention to the printingof
Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authorities,
which we furnish strictly according to the requirements
ot the Justices o? the Supreme Court, and
in proof reading exercise the utmost care to ensure
accuracy.
We are prepared to furnish all other kinds of
printing, from a visiting card to a large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for any
style of work desired. Address,
lm M. GRIST. Yorkville. S. C.
80ITTH CAROLINA-YORK COUNTY.
IN PROBATE COURT.
John S. Wilson, Adm'rof Isaac McFadden, deceased,
Petitioner, against F. H. Barber, Administrator
of J. J. Watson, deceased ; A. E.
Hutchison ; D. D. Moore, Adm'r of Jane B.
McCorkle, dec'd ; J. Leander Adams; Faithey
Houser; W. S. Adams; David Hutchison;
William Hutchison; E. S. Campbell; Mrs.
H. A. Massey, wife of Hugh Campbell, dec'd;
John G. Steele, Ex'r of John Steele, dec'd ;
Hannah Spencer; Thomas Spencer: R. B.
McFadden ; C. E. Spencer A T. W. Clawson, '
Ex'rs of W. I. Clawson, dec'd: R. L. Crook, .
Committee of C. J. Rowel 1; S. H. Wylie,
Treasurer of Davidson College; Mrs. A. S.
Caldwell; S. R. Gibson; and all other creditors
of Isaac McFadden, dec'd, Defendants.?
Order callinq in Creditors.
WHEREAS, John S. Wilson, Admjrof Isaac
McFadden, dec'd, has, this day, tiled in
this Court, his Petition, asking that th'e creditors
of the estate ofthe said Isaac McFadden be called
in to establish their claims against said estate, in
this Court, and that in default thereof suoh claims
be disregarded: All and singular the creditors of
said estate are hereby notified to appear before me,
in my office, in county and Stute aforesaid, on the
28th day of June, 1881, and establish such claims
as they may have against said estate. In event of
failure of any of them to comply herewith, such
claims as they mav have against said estate will
be disregarded, and the funds of said estate will #
be disbursed among those claims duly proven in
accordance herewith. April 30tb, 1881.
J. A. McLEAN, P. J. Y. C.
May 6 18 6t
THE YORK MARBLE YARD.
THE undersigned would respectfully announce
to the public that his MARBLE
YARD, near the Railroad depot, te in full operation,
and that he is now well prepared to furnish
anything in his line of business at the LOWEST
CASH PRICES. Tombstones for children furnished
for from $3.00 upward ; for adults from
$8.00 upward.
y&Br Monuments and Tomb Stones designed and
finished in the most elaborate style, and in point
of workmanship and material, equal to the work
of any establishment in the country.
Specimens always on hand, to an inspection of
which those in want of marble work are respectfully
invited.
Estimates and other information furnished on
application.
Work delivered at any point on the Chester
and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Chester and Dallas, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, Columbia
and Augusta Railroad, free of charge for
transportation.
Thankful for the patronage heretofore bestowed
upon my establishment, my determination is to
merit a continuance of the same.
F. HAPPERFIELD.
January 6 1 ly
MILL MACHINERY.
WELLS BROTHERS respectfully inform the
public that they are prepared to contract
for the construction of all kinds of MACHINERY
AND FIXTURES for the operation of Saw
Mills and Corn and Wheat Mills. Their long
experience in this line of business warrants them
in giving assurance of satisfactory work, which
will be guaranteed in all cases, and at reasonable
prices. Would be pleased to hear from all parties
contemplating the erection of mill or similar
machinery.
We are the owners of the exclusive right of a
mode of dressing MILL STONES, by means ot
which we will guarantee a Mill of not less than
twelve-horse power, which grinds twelve bushsls
of grain per hour, to increase the production
to twenty-four bushels per hour. Address us at
Yorkville, S. C., or Whitaker's, S. C.
W. S. WELLS, J. W. WELLS.
M. R. WELLS, I. G. WELLS.
March 24 12 3m*
DR. J. B. PATRICK, JR.,
CHARLESTON, S. C.,
SURGEON DENTIST,
Will be in YORKVILLE again
about the 1st of AUGUST, 1881, lor
the purpose of praotieing his profeslion.
He will beamply prepared with all the most
mproved instruments and appliances known to
he Dentistry.
March 3 33 ly
APPLICATION FOR DISCHARGE.
^TOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned,
31 Executor of the estate of W. C. Beatty,
ieceased.has filed his final return with the Judge
f Probate for York county, and that on the 7th
ay of June, 1881, he will apply for discharge as
ixecutor of said estate.
L. M. GRIST, Executor.
May 5 18 fit*
OLDNEWSPAPERS,
r\F large size, suitable for wrapping, for sale
IF at one cent each, at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE.
Sk ? orfcvitte <?ttquiw.
TKRM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION j
ingle copy for one year, 92 50
'or six months 1 25
'or three months, 75
'wo copies one year, 4 00
'en copies one year, f. v 20 00
.nd an extra copy for a club of ten." *
ADVERTISING RATES.
ONE DOLLAR per square, for the first inseron,
and FIFTY CENTS per square, for each
ubsequent insertion. A square consists of the
pace occupied by seven lines of this size type.
Contracts will be made at reduced fates
>r advertising space to be used for three, six,
r twelve months.