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/ "VOL. 25. YOEKVILLE, S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1879. NO. 48.
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THE OLD HOME.
The wild birds sing, and the rivulet runs,
So cheerfully round the spot
Where the peaceful shades of the towering hills |
Fall dim on my mother's cot.
The windows are low and the thatch is low,
And its old stone walls are gray?
Oh ! I see it, I love it, where'er I go,
That old home far away.
The old clock ticks on the kitchen wall
To tell the passing hours,
And the woodbine is climbing round the cot,
With its sweetly scented flowers.
And the old arm-chair, so cosy and low,
Where mother did knit each day?
Oh ! I see it, I love it, where'er I go,
The old home far away.
My mother; I see her before me now,
AnloAn in thAt old arm chair.
With the sunshine tinging her wrinkled brow,
That was once so smooUi and fair ;
Her criinpled border, as white as the snow.
And her dark-brown hair turned gray?
Oh ! I see it, I love it, where'er I go,
That old home far away.
And there's the white cow on its homeward path,
As it comes so quiet along;
And the little maid with pail in her hand,
Is singing that dear old song.
And the frolicsome lambs in the barnyard
Are gathering round to play?
Oh! I eee it, I love it, where'er I go,
The old home far away.
Not all the pleasures the world can give,
Nor riches of land or sea,
Or the wealth and rank of earth's proud lords
Can e'er estrange from me
The roof that cover'd my dear mother's head,
With the humble floor of clay?
Oh! I see it, I love it, where'er I go,
The old home far away.
But alas she has gone where all must go,
For we all shall pass away?
Yea 1 even the cot that I love so well
Will crumble and decay;
For this earth is only a resting place.
Its joys are only ours for a dayAll
my pleasure of life has center'd in
That old home far away.
David Eadie.
the ftorg Seller.
SUT'S DADDY ACTIN6 HORSE,
"Hole that ar hoss down tu the yeath."
"He's a fixin fur the beavings." "He's &
spreadin his tail feathers tu fly. Look out,
j_ x.. __ .?
.L?aigs, ii yuu ami ieuuy tu gu upaiuo.
"Wo, Shavetail." "Git a fiddil; he's tryin a
jig." "Say, Long Laigs, raised a power ove
co'n didn't yu ?" "Taint co'n, hits redpepper."
These and like expressions were addressed
to a queer looking, loug legged, short bodied,
small headed, white haired, bog eyed, funny
? sort of genius, fresh from some bench legged
Jew's clothing store, mounted on "Tarpoke,"
a nick tailed, bow necked, long, poor, pale
sorrel horse, half dandy, half devil, and enveloped
in a perfect net work of bridle reiDS,
crupper, martingales, straps, circingles, and
red ferreting, who reined up in front of Pat
Nash's grocery, among a crowd of mountaineers,
full of fun, foolery, and mean whisky.
This was Sut Lovingood. 1
"I say, you durn'd ash cats, jis keep yer 1
shuts on, will ye ? You neverseed a rale hoss 1
till I rid up; you's p'raps stole ur owned shod ]
rabbits ur sheep, wif borrerd saddils on, but
when you tuck the fus' begrudgin look jis now 1
at this critter, name Tarpoke, yu wer injoyin
L a sight ove nex' tu the bes' ho3s what ever
shelled nubbins ur toted jugs, an' he's es ded
es a still wum, poor old lickytai! !
"Wo! wo! Tarpoke,yu cussediufurnel fidgety
hide full ove hell tire, can't yu stan' still
an listen while I'se a polishin yer karacter off
es a mortul hoss tu these yere durned fools ?"
Sut's tongue or his spurs brought Tarpoke
into something like passable quietude while
he continued:
"Say yu, sura ove yu growin hogs make a
re-mark jis' now about redpepper. i jis' wish
tu say in a gineral way, thateny wurds cupliu
redpepper an Tarpoke tugether am durn'd infurual
lits."
, "What killed Tickeytail, Sut?" asked an
anxious inquirer after truth.
"Why nuffin, you cussed fool; he jis' died
so, standin up et that. Warn't that rale caststeel
hoss pluck ? Yu see, he froze stiff; no,
not that adzactly, but starved fust, an' froze
arterards, so stiff that when dad an' me went
tu lay him out an' we pushed him over, he
stuck out jis' so, (spreadinghis arms and legs)
like ontu a carpenter's bainch, and'we hed tu
wait ni ontu seventeen days fur 'im tu thaw
afore we cud skin 'im." k
"Skin 'im ?" interrupted a rat-faced youth,
whittling on a corn stalk, "I thot you wanted
tu lay the hoss out."
"The hell yu did. Ain't skinin the natral
_ way ove layiu out a hoss, I'd like tu no ? See
a yere, souey, j'u tell yer mam tu hev yu sot
^ back jis' bout two years, fur et the rate yu'se
B| a climbin you stan's a powerful chance tu die
K wif yer shoes on, an' git laid out hoss way, yu
W dus."
W The rat-faced youth shut up his knife aud
subsided.
"Well, thar we wer?dad, an' me, (counting
on his fingers) an' Sail, an' Jake, (fool
Jake we calls 'im for short), an' Jim, au'
Phineass, an' Callimy Jane, an' Sharlottyann,
an' me, an' Zodiack, an' Cashus Clay, an'
Noah Dan Webster, an' the twin gals, (Castur
? and Pollox), an' me, an' Cathariu Second, an'
Cleopatry Antony, an' Jane Barnum Lind,
an' me, an' Benton Bullion, an' the baby
what hain't named yet, an' me, an' mam her
set, all let in the woods alone wifout ara ftoss
tu crap wif."
"Yu'se counted yersef five times, Mister
Lovingood," said a tomato-nosed man in ragged
overcoat.
"Yas, ole Still-tub, that's jist the perporshun
I bears in the faraerly fur dam fool,
leavin out dad in course. Yu jis let me
alone, an' be a thinkjn of gittin more hoops
ontu yu. Yu's leakin no*?; see thar." Ha!
ha ! from the crowd, and "Still tub" went into
the doggery.
"Warn't that a devil's own mess ove broth
fur a 'spectabil white faraerly tu be sloshin
about in ? I be durned ef I didn't feel sorter
like 8tealin a hosa suratimes, an' I speck I'd a
dun hit, but the stealin streak in the I*>vingoods,
all run tu durned fool, an' the onvartus
streak all run tu laigs. Jis look down the
sides of this yere hoss, raos' tu the groun.' Du
yu see em ?
"Well, we waited, an' wished, an' rested, ;
an' plan'd, an' wished, an' waited agin, ontil !
nigh ontu strawberry time, hopin sum stray j
hoss might cum along; but dorg my cats, ef |
eny sich good luck ever comes wifin reach ove
whar dad is, he's so dod ratted mean, an' lazy,
an' ugly, an' savidge, an' durn fool tu kill.
"Well, one nite he lay awake .till cock-;
crowin a snortiu, an' rollin, an' blowin, an' |
shufflin, an' scratchin lusself, an' a whisperin '
at mam a heap, an' at breckfus' I found out j
what hit meant. Says he, 'Sut, I'll tell you ,
what we'll du: I'll be hoss mysef, an' pull the :
plow whilst yu drives me, an' then the 'Ole j
Quilt' (he ment that fur mam), an' the brats ;
ikin plant, an' tend, ur jis let hit alone, es
they darn pleze; I aint a carein.'
"So out we went to the pawpaw thicket, an'
peeled a rite smart chance ove bark, an' mam
and me made geers fur dad, while he sdt on
the fence a look in at us, an' a studyin powerful.
I arterards foun' out, he wer a studyin
how tu play the karacter ove a hoss puffectly.
"Well, the geers becuru him mitily, an' nuffin
would du 'iin but he mus hev a bridil, so
I gits a umereller brace?hit's a litil forked
piece ove squar wire bout a font long, like a
yung pitch-fork, yu uo?an twisted hit sorter
intu a bridil bit, snaffil shape. Dad wanted
hit made kurb, es he hedn't work'd fur a good
I while, an' said he mout sorter feel his keepin,
j an' go tu ravin an' cavortiu.
| "Wheu we got the bridil fix'd ontu dad,
don't yu bleve he sot iutu chompin hit jis like
! a rale hoss, an' tried tu bite me on the arm,
The allers wer a mos' complicated durned ole
fool, an' mam said so when he warn't about.)
I put on the geers, an' while mam wer a tyin
the belly ban', a strainin hit pow'rful tite, he
drapt ontu his hans, sed 'Whay-a-a' like a
mad hoss wud, an' slung his hind laigs at
mam's hed. She step'd back a littil an' wer
standin wif her arras crossed a restin em on
her stumick, an' his heeltaps cum wi6n a inch
ove her nose. Sez she, 'Yu plays hoss better
nur yu dus husban.' He jis' run backwards
on all-fours, an' kicked at her agin, an'?an'
pawd the groun wif his fis.
" 'Lead him off tu the field, Sut, afore he
kicks or bites sumbody,' sez mam. I shoulder'd
the gopher plow, an' tuck hole ove the
Krt/til floH 1 pernor} hnolr Rlllkv. till I sed
cluck, cluck, with ray tongue, then he started.
When we cum tu the fence I let down the gap,
and hit made dad mad ; he wanted tu jump
hit on all-fours, hoss way. Oh, gerainy, what
a durned ole fool kin cum tu ef he gins up tu
the complaint. *
"I hitched 'ira to the gopher, a watchin 'ira
pow'ful clost, fur I'd seed how quick lie cud
drap ontu his hauds an' kick, an' away we
.went, dad leanin forard tu his pullin, an' we
made rite peart plowin, fur tu hev a green
hoss an' bark gears; he went over the sprouts
an' bushes same as a rale hoss, only he traveled
on two luigs. I were raitily hope up
bout co'n ; I cud almos' see hit a cumin up;
but thar's a heap ove whisky spilt twixt the
counter an' the mouf, ef it hain't got but two
foot to travil. 'Bout the time he wer beginin
tu break sweat, we cum tu asassafrac bush
an' tu keep up his karacter as a hoss, he buljed
squar intu an' thru hit, tarin down a ball
ho'nets nes' ni ontu es big as a hoss's hed, an'
the whole tribe kivered him es quick es yu
cud kiver a sick pup wif a saddil blanket, tie
lit ontu his hands agin, an' kicked strait up
onst, then he rar'd, an' fotch asqueal wus nur
ara stud hoss in the State, an' sot in tu strait
runnin away jis es natral es yu ever seed any
uther skeer'd hoss du. I let. go the line an'
holler'd, Wo! dad, wo! but yu mout jis' es
well say Woa! tu a locumotum, ur Suke cow
to a gal.
"Gewhillitins! how he run: when he cum
tu bushes, he'd clar the top ove era wif a
squeal, gopher an' all. P'raps he tho't there
might be another settlement ove ball ho'nets
thar, an' hit were safer tu go over than thru,
and quicker dun eny how. Every now and
then he'd fan the side ove his hed, fust wif
wun fore laig an' theu tuther, then he'd gin
hissef a rounded slap what soundid like a
waggin whip ontu the place whar the breechbands
tetches a hoss, a running all the time,
an' a kerrin that ar gopher jis 'bout es fas'
__ c .1 .l ~
tiu us in iruiu me venui ca. cvci cujr guputi
werekerried I'll swan. When he cum to the
fence, he jis tore thru hit, bustin an' scatterin
Di ontu seven panils wif lots ove broken rails.
Rite yere he lef the gopher, geers, close, clevis
an' swingletress, all mix'd up, an' not wuf a
durn. Mos' ove his shut staid ontu the aind
ove a rail, an' ni ontu a pint of ho'nets stop'd
thar a stingin it all over; hits smell fooled
'em. The balance ou em, ni ontu a gallun, kep'
on wif dad. He seemed tu run jis adzactly es
fas' as a ho'net cud fly; hit were the litest race
I ever seed, fur wun hoss tu git all the whipin.
Down thru a saige field they all went, the
ho'nets making hit look like thar wer smoke
roun' dad's bald lied, an'he wif nuffin on the
green yeath, in the way ove close, about im,
but the bridil, au' ni ontu a yard ove plow
line sailin behine, wif a tired out ho'net ridin
on the pint ove hit. I seed that he wer airain
fur the swiinin hole in the krick, whar the bluff
am over twenty-five foot perpendicular tu the
warter, an' hits ni ontu ten foot deep.
"Well, tu keep up his karacter as a hoss,
p'.urn thru, when he got tu the bluff he loped
off, ur rather jis' kep on runnin. Kerslunge
intu the krick he went. I seed the warter fly
plum abuv the bluff from whar I wer.
' Now, rite thar, boys, he over-did the thing,
ef actin hoss to the scribe wer what he wer
arter ; fur thars nara hoss ever foaldid durn
fool enuf tu lope over eny sich place; a cussed
muel mout a dun hit, but dad warn't actin
muel, tho'he orter tuck that karacter ; hits
adzactly suited tu his dispersition, all but not
brecdiu. I crept up tu the aidge, and peeped
over. Thar wer dad's bald hed fur all the
yeath like a peeled iuyin, a bobbin up an'
down an' aroun, an' the ho'nets sailin roun
tuckey buzzard fashun, an' every onst in a
while, one, and sumtimes ten, wud take a dip
at dad's bald head. He kep' up a rite peart
dodging onder, sumtimes afore they hit him,
an' sumtimes arterard, an' the warter were
kivered wif drowned ball ho'nets. To look
at hit from the top ove the bluff, hit were
pow'ful inturestin, an' sorter funny; I wer
on the bluff myself, mine yu.
"Dud cudent see the funny part frum whar
he wur, but hit seem'd tu be inturestin tu him
frum the 'tenshun he wer payin tu the bisness
ove divin an' cussin.
"Sez I, 'Dad, ef yu's dun washin yersef, an'
hes drunk enuff, less go back to our plowin,
hit will soon be pow'ful hot.' 'Hot?hell!'
sez dad ; 'hit am hot rite now. Don't (an onder
went his hed) yer see (dip) these cussed
(dip) infu?(dip) varmints arter me ?' (dip).
'What,'sez I, 'them ar hoss flies thar, that's
nat'ral, dad ; you ain't raley fear'd ove them,
is yu ?' 'Hoss flies! h?1 an' (dip) durnation!'
sez dad, 'theyse rale ginui?(dip) ball ho'nets
(dip)yu infuuel iguurantcuss!' (dip). 'Kick
em?bite em?paw em?switch em wif yure
tail dad,' sez I. 'Oh ! soney, soney, (dip) how
I'll sweeten yure?(dip) when these (dip)
ho'nets leave yere.' 'Y u'd better du the levin
yursef dad,' sez I. 'Leave yere ! Sturn you
d?n fool ! How (dip) kin f, (dip) when
they won't (dip) let me stay (dip) atop (dip)
ove the water even.' 'Well, dad, yu'l hev tu
stay thar till nite, an' arter they goes to roos'
yu cum home. I'll hev your feed in the troft
redy ; yu won't need eny curryin tu-nite will
yu ?' 'I wish (dip) I may never (dip) see tomorrer,
ef I (dip) don't make (dip) haraestrings
(dip) outer yure hide (dip) when I dus
fdin"\ oritnnfon vero ' sf>7 dad 'Rettersav VU
a j?> ? ?v J
wish yu may never see anuther ball ho'net, ef
yu ever play hoss agin,' sez I.
"Them words toch dad tu the hart, an' I
felt they mus' be my las, knowin dad's onmolified
nater. I broke frum them parts, an'
sorter cum over yere tu the copper mines.
When I got tu the hous', 'Whars' yer dad ?'
sez mam. 'Oh, he turu'd durn fool, an' run
away, busted every thing tu cussed smash,
an's in the swiraiu hole divin arter minners.
Look out mam, he'll come home wif a angel's
temper; better sen' fur sum strong man body
tu keep him frum hugging yu tu deth. 'Law
sakes!' sez mam ; 'I know'd he cudent act
hoss for ten minutes wifout actin infunel fool,
tu save his life.'
"I staid hid out ontil nex' arterncon, an'
I seed a feller a travelin.' Sez I, 'How de
do, mister? What wer agwine on at the cabin
this side the crick, when yu passed tliar?'
'Oh ! nuthin much, only a pow'ful fat man
wer a lyin in the yard ontu his belly, wif no
shut on, an' a 'oman were a greasin of his
shoulders an' arms outen a gourd. A pow'ful
curious, vishus, skeery lookin cuss he is
tu b'shure. His head am as big es a wash
pot, an' he hasent the fust durn sign ove an
an eye?jist two black slits. Is thar much
small pox roun yere?" 'Small hell!' sez I,
'no sir.' 'Been much fightin in this neighborhood
lately ?' 'Nun wuf speakin ove,' sez
I. He scratched his head?'Nur French measils?'
'Not jis clost,' sez I. 'Well, do yu
know what ails that man back thar?' 'Jist
gittin over a vilent attack ove dam fool,'
sez I. 'Well, who is he, eny how?' I ris tu
my feet, and straiched out my arm, an' sez I,
"Strainger, that man is my dad.' He looked
at my laigs an' personel feeters a moment, an'
sez he, 'Yas, dam ef he aint.'
"Now, boys, I haint seed dad since, an' I
dusent Irev much appetite tu see him fur sum
time tu cum. Less all drink ! Yere's luck
tu the durned old fool, an' the ho'nets, too.
Ipscfllatteflus gkatUttij.
THE CLEMENT ATTACHMENT.
[Col. Farrow In Spartanburg Hcrnld.J
Wn nnirl a biiirriort Tnait. tn Westminister.
IT d ?s(41v* ( uuiiivu t ?v?w 1
Oconee county, on the Air Line Road, a few
days ago, to see the "New Profess Yarn Mill,"
known as the "Clement Attachment," for
spinning yarn from seed cotton. We had
heard and read so much about this wonderful
invention that we had a great curiosity to see
it, and we were well paid for our trip. Mr.
J. V. Stribling, the leading spirit of this enterprise,
was not at home, being absent attending
the Georgia State Fair, but his
brother, Mr. W. J. Stribling, who is "a host
within himself," took charge of us and drove
ua out to the factory, and he and the superintendent,
a young man "going on 20 years" ot
age, showed us around and explained to us
the machinery and its practical workings
very satisfactorily.
The factory is situated on a branch of
Choestoe creek, two miles from Westminister,
in Oconee county, on the Air-Line Railroad.
It is a plain, cheap building, just such as the
ordinary flour and grist mills through the
country, and contained the following machinery
: One cotton cleaner, one Clement attachment,
one 36 inch Wellman top flat card,
one four delivery Danforth drawing frame,
one 12 bobbin Danforth speeder, two Danforth
spinning frames, 132 spindles, one bunch
press, and one bale press. Most of it is old
and second-hand machinery, and cost $2,500.
The building and other improvements cost
$1,200; making the total investment, $3,700.
The capacity of the factory is only 150,000
pounds of seed cotton. They employ the superintendent,
the lad "going on twenty years,"
seven girls and one boy, with the following
results for twelve months:
LIABILITIES.
150,000 pounds seed cotton at 3 cents $4,500 00
Operating and contingent expenses 1,500 00
Total $6,000 00
RESOURCES.
46,000 pounds yarn at 16 cents $7,360 00
3,600 pounds waste 145 00
3,000 oushels cotton seed 450 00
Total $7,955 00
Net profit ?1,955 00
This factory is owned by four farmers and
is operated on a small stream affording only
about six-horse power. By increasing the
power and machinery to greater capacity, ot
course the expenses would be reduced and the
profits increased.
The "Clement Attachment" is simply attaching
the principle of the ordinary cottongin
to the carding machine in such a way
that the lint cotton, as Boon as separated from
the seed, passes directly on the cards and
comes out in the shape of sliver. The rest ot
the process is the same, and the machinery
the same as in any other factory, and there is
no reason why just as fine thread may not be
spun by a factory of this kind with fine machinery
of the latest improvements as can be
spun in any factory. We brought some of
the sliver and the thread home with us that
shows for itself.
The great saving by the "Clement Attachment"
is in doing away with the expense ot
gins, gin-houses, presses, &c. The seed cotton,
just as it comes from the field, is put right
into the hopper of a cotton cleaner and passes
right on into the attachment, and then
right on the cards as stated above, coming out
in the form of sliver. The cost of the ginhouses
in this county w#uld be more than
enough to pay for the erection of one of these
factories in every neighborhood of threS or
four farms, if the farmers would only club together
and build them. By dispensing with
lint-rooms it decreases the risk of fires. It
saves the expense of bagging, ties, &c. It
saves the expense of handling the cotton by
speculators and paying freights, storage, &c.
It would give employment to labor at home.
It will force capitalists to bring factories to
the cotton fields, and, what is better than all,
the Yankees can't cheat us out of it, for it
can't be utilized at the North, as they have no
seed cotton.' We are delighted with it, and
firmly believe that it will revolutionize the
whole cotton business and enable the South
to hold the balance of power in handling the
cotton crop. We hope at no distant day to
see these New Process Yarn Mills dotting all
the streams of the South, affording employment
for skilled labor, which will start the
South upon a new departure of peace and
prosperity.
[Bill Arp in Atlanta Constitution.]
I have been greatly honored. Some of the
luminaries of your lightning city invited me
to excurt with them to the pleasant village of
Westminister and see the Clement attachment.
When I reached your town, I found
the Grant boom a booming around among
the Democrats like Japhet in sehrch of a
father, but nobody seemed quite ready to acknowledge
the bastard. Forty men asked
me in a whisper what I thought of it, and
looked like they were afraid somebody would
hear 'em.
. "Who is the daddy of the orphan ?" said I
to Grady, one of the editors of the Constitution.
"Nobody," said he. "General Grant, sir,
is the nation's ward."
"Are you afraid of him ?" said I.
"By no means," said he. "Tilden is not
dead yet. I am for Tilden, but if they take
up Grant and Lochraue, then I'm for Lochrono
T wrmlrl rnt.liflr spfl him Vine-Presi
dent than anybody, and when he is elected
I'm going to do like Tom Howard did when
Colquitt was elected Governor. I'm going to
sell out everything I've got in the world and
throw myself in his arms."
"Dear Loch?I give myself away,
'Tis all that I can do."
"What will he do for you ?" said I.
"Do! why anything?everything," said
he. ."More than I could ask or think about.
He'd make me Minister to England, charge
d'Affairs to France, Ambassador and Consul
to half a dozen kingdoms. He would consolidate
the whole business into one grand
syndicate and put me at the head of it. I'm
running Tilden on one ticket and Lochrane
on the other. General Gordon is runuiug
Bayard, and the Constitution is for the Democratic
nominee, and they are all our frieuds.
Lie low and keep still, William Arp. If we
pool our freight we are bound to win. Don't
you see ?"
"I see," said I, "as through a glass darkly,
but I'm going to stick to the old ship. She
hasn't sprung a leak as yet. Let 'em take
to the life-boat if they want to, but they'll
never git to shore. If that ship does go down
I'll take my chances on a hen-coop."
"How are you Arp," says Colonel Howard,
"and what do you think of the Grant
boom ?"
"I've swore off," says I. "I'm not dealing
in political futures. My wife, Mrs. Arp, has
delicately turned my attention to material
interests, and I'm going to see the Clement
attachment."
"Who are going with you?" said he.
"Well, there's Howell and Grady, and
General Gordon, and Grady, and Mr. Kimball,
and Judge Henderson, and Grady, and
Mr. Bell, and Mr. Anderson, and Henry
Grady."
"A very respectable mob of rural rioters,"
said he. "Well, that's right. Mrs. Arp is
right. Let Grant alone. He's a dambitious
wan and wants to be King, but the Lord
reigus. Attend to your farm. Get you a
pair of elephants and sub-soil your land three
or four feet deep. Get a Clement gin and
put it in your parlor for the girls to play on
in inclement weather. Improve your stock.
Buy some native goats and cross 'em with a
hydraulic ram. It will harden him and improve
the butter."
An old gentleman called in to see Judge
Henderson, and after opening half a dozen
papers, all wrapped up inside of one another,
drapped a curious looking bug on the table.
"What's that?" said he. The Judge swelled
up to his capacity, and said he: "This department,
sir, is not running the buggy business.
You will please remove the horrible
ins set." Uolonei .a. very iook puy on ineuiau,
and looking solemnly under his spectacles,
says he: "That, sir, is the genuine eutomaphigan
parasite ithat destroyed the cotton crop
in the island of Kamskatchky during the volcanic
period, and from thence migrated to the
Caribean sea. It is remarkable for having
its ante-knees behind and its hind-knees before."
The old gentleman seemed gratified
and retired in good order.
Next morning at 4 we took the Air-Line
train. The day opened splendidly. The
mountain air was pure aid bracing. The
scenery grand, lovely and peculiar. Everybody
was in a happy mood, for they had left
all care and dignity behind, and were bent on
having a laughing, happy day in the society
of hills and vnles ai.d rippling streams and
fields and woods, and falling leaves. That's
the way to talk it.
"Good bye, Atlanta," says Grady, "we
won't be gone long. Boys, she is the greatest
town in the world for her size. She's got
more solid vim and never-dying boom ; more
brains and money and self-reliance ; she's got
the Governor and the Supreme Court, and the
Federal Court and the Legislature, and two
United States Senators and a half dozen
members of Congress, and two Mayors. Why,
sir, there was a Macon man got drunk yesterday.,
and Mayor Huff took him up and tried
him in the car shed and fined him ten dollars
and costs. But Huff totes fair with Macon.
He sent the money down there to be put to
the charity fund to keep his people from suffering."
For the first time in years our party saw
the sun rise in all his glory and gazed with
rapture as he dispersed the morning mists
and smiled upon a world just waking out ol
sleep. Copyright on that. Mr. Thrower, the
engineer, invited us to a deck passage on his
Vrnt tliora irocn't rnnm onfl snhp.Pllsh
gU^IUV) UUW VUVIW IIIWU V ?vrvr>Mj * ? vv ?
ioned us up on the tender behind and away
we went flying through narrow cuts and over
frightful hills, reeling around the curves and
trembling across the bridges. With humble
heroism we clung to our perilous positions,
for no man was willing to be the first deserter
from his post. "I feel like Casibianca," said
Dr. Lawton. "That engineer's life must be
a very heroic one," said Grady. Howell sunk
low on his cushions as he said, "Suppose we
should run upon a cow just around one of
these curves?' "I expect it would knock her
day lights out," said Grady. "I wasn't thinking
so much about myself," said Howell, "but
then a feller's sudden death might "
"Embarrass the Constitution," said Grady ;
"but just think what a splendid sensation it
would be for the paper."
Arriving at the pleasant village of Westminister,
we found conveyances awaiting us
and proceeded overland to Mr. Stribbling's.
Grady hollowed and whooped all the way
like an escaped lunatic. If a squirrel ran
across the road it threw him into conniptions.
"Just look at his little tail. Yonder he
goes?watch him, watch him, watch him?
bless his little heart. Don't you wish you
could run up a tree that way." He bounced
over into a field after a watermelon, but came
back disgusted and said it was nothing but
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ail oici cisiern. "jDoys, saiu ne, a waut lu
see a country girl a spinning. I've always
wanted to see a pretty little country girl
standing up by the wheel and making it june."
Mr. Stribbling and his younger brother
received us gladly. They are gentlemen ot
good education, good manners and address.
Ingenious and industrious; tbey have been for
eighteen months quietly running their factory
away off in the woods, three miles from
the railroad?making about ten dollars a
day and giving pleasant employment to a few
poor girls. It is a slow business and a little
business, but is simple and comes within reach
of a great many of our substantial farmers.
A common country gin will lint from 6ve to
six bales a day, but it takes this one three
days to gin one. The saws are very small
and only half an inch apart, and run slowly
so as to give the carder time to do its work.
The lint is taken clean from the seed, coming
off straight nnd smooth, every fibtr in parallel
lines and the staple unbroken. The attachment
does not spin it, but only cards and
puts the lint into sliver ready for the spinning
jennies, which are the same as in other factories.
The yarn from this sliver is certainly
strong, even and beautiful. It ought to be
better than yarn made from crushed and
tangled cotton taken from compressed bales,
whether it is or not.
There is no gushing fortune in the business;
no 100 per cent nor 50, but it seems to be
a solid, substantial investment for the farmers
of our country, and will add 25 per cent, to
the value of our cotton crop. Mr. Kimball
is a close observer and has experience in manufacturing
the great staple. Judge Henderson,
of the Agricultural Bureau, knows all
about gins. Old Mr. Howell is a millwright,
and a machinist of large experience. I gathered
from them a favorable verdict upon this
new enterprise after they had thoroughly examined
and considered its operations.
"This machine," said Mr. Kimball, "has
no striking advantage over our cotton factories
as a process of turning cotton into thread,
but I would rather have a hundred thousand
dollars invested in them than in a factory.
It would be better for me and for the planter
and the country at large." "With these ma
crimes,' SRin Ltr. j-iawiun, - as a oouuieru iudustry,
and the Christian Index as a moral
civilizer, the South would rise up from its
ashes in a very few years." "And the Constitution
as a cliffuser of useful knowledge,"
said Evan Howell; "I am going to put up
one on my farm."
"Your farm?" said Grady, "your farm!
why there aint room for it. You haven't got
two acres on your whole plantation, and halt
of that is gullies. I can carry off all your
level ground in a basket. You stuck your
farm, as you call it, right on Joe Brown's
road, just to get your old auction cattle run
over at fifty dollars a head. Before Brown
put up them barbed wires, your income from
dead cows would have supported my family.
I'm telling you a fact now, boys. Oue day I
was in the Governor's office, when Evan came
in and says he: 'Governor, you killed a cow
for me last night..' 'Another valuable Durham,
I suppose,' said the Governor; "but,
Mr. Howell, I've quit paying fifty dollars a
head for them; I'm paying only twenty-five
now.' Well, Howell, took the money, and as
we came out together says he: 'I offered to
sell the old broken horn thing yesterday for
fifteen dollars, and I'm glad now the feller
didn't take her.' Fact, every word of it."
While Howell was hastily cutting a thrash
pole near by, Grady took a rapid stroll over
the hill to fiud-a spinning girl.
After eating up Mr. Stribbling's turnip
patch we returned to the village, where a sumptuous
dinner awaited us. Half of our number
had to wait for the second table, but Grady
was prompt at the first round. Taking the
head of the table, he began on a roast pig
that was smoking before him. Diligently he
continued his exercises through both courses,
to the amazement of our landlord, a good old
Baptist, by the name of King. Why he made
the rest of us pay and let Grady off is still a
conundrum, but by the time Jim McCool
came thundering by to take us home, that
pig had drawn Grady's fire and was dancing
a cotillion within his corporate limits. With
difficulty we got him aboard the train, where
he curled himself up in a knot and griaved
us with groanings that cannot be described.
General Gordon gave him some peppermint,
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tftllU UUltra u icu iu uivci I mo abicutivu iu
Tilden, Lochrane and Atlanta and the spin*
ning^irl, but to no use. He was thoroughly
subdued.
At. Toccoa City we were magnificently entertained
by Cousin John Thrasher, who plied
us with good things until we had to beg off.
Jim McCool said every man should eat all he
wanted if it took all night. He cared for us
and Grady most kindly, and about eleven
o'clock 1 threw myself into Mr. Miller's arms
at the "Markham" and he tenderly placed
me in my little bed. Yours, BillArp.
4
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE.
STORY OF A MAN WHO GUARDED THE GREAT
NAPOLEON.
In Fulton county, Ga., there is now living
an old man who enjoys the distinction of having
guarded Napoleon during his short captivity
on the Bellorophon previous to his
departure for St. Helena. Mr. Gregg, for
that is the name of the old man, is now eightyfive
years of age, but he is still in the enjoyment
of good health, and his memory seems
to be unimpaired. In the course of a conversation
with thp veteran some time ago, a few
facts were elicited which will doubtless be oi
interest to the many admirers of the French
emperor.
Gregg, according to his statement, was one
of the British marines on the Bellorophon.
After the Emperor Napoleon, or General
Bonaparte as he was studiously called by tbe
officers of the vessel, came on board and surrendered
himself to Captain Maitland, claiming
the hospitality of England, he was assigned
a cabin and one of the marines was
always on duty at the door. This post fell to
Gregg's lot a number of times, and he soon
began to feel a friendly interest in the illustrious
prisoner.
"How did Napoleon look and act?" I asked.
"He was the grandest looking man I ever
saw," replied Gregg. "He had a splendid
head, dark brown hair, and a face like marble.
His eyes were a light blue, and when
in high spirits his smile was the sweetest imaginable."
"He was cheerful at all times, was he?"
"Oh, yes; sometimes he would speak to me
and to the common sailors as pleasantly as
you please. He would utter a few words in
English, and then ask if what he said was correct,
and when we would point out his mistakes
as well as we could, he would laugh
like a boy; and then he would turn the tables
by picking flaws in our French. Oh, he was
a rare one, sir ?"
"Always in u good humor, then ?"
"Well, no, sir. Sometimes he was very
blue, and then again he would get mad, and,
Lord, sir 1 how he would swear 1"
"Swear!" The great Napoleon swear!"
"Yes, sir; that he did! He would swear
by the hour at anybody or anything that
crossed his path."
"How did he pass his time ?" I queried.
"He read some, and talked with the officers
a good deal, and then he was very fond ot
pacing the deck. Sometimes he would shut
himself up in his cabin all day, but generally
he was walking about, noticing everything.
Nothing seemed to escape him, and he was
in the main very willing to talk to anybody
that came along. Sometimes he was very unassuming,
and then again considering his position
as a prisoner, and all that, it did look
as if he was a little too haughty."
"Did he ever appear at all cowed ?"
"Cowed ! Not a bit of it. Why, sir, he
walked the deck as though he owned the vessel
and everybody on it. He would get blue
and mad, as I said before, but he always carried
himself grandly, and everybody, from
the captain down, showed him the greatest
possible respect. In fact, we all took a liking
to him, and that's the truth about it."
"What was Napoleon's height, as near as
you could guess ?"
"Well," replied old Gregg, meditatively,
"they tell me that he was a little man, but I
did not think so when I saw him. It was because
I was a raw youth, I suppose, and the
sight'of the greatest man in the world's history
dazzled me. But then his manner was always
so dignified and impressive that we never
thought of his small stature."
"What was the opinion of those on the
Bellerophon in reference to the Emperor's
future ?"
"Why, sir, we all thought he would be received
as England's guest, and by some provision
in the treaty be allowed a pension, on
condition of not again taking up arms. We
had no idea of anything else, and, sir, our
men shed tears of humiliation when they
learned that Bonaparte was not to be permitted
to land on English soil?they did, sir, and
our officers, too, were a good deal ruffled?
they felt that the British government was [
doing something that was mean, petty and
malicious."
"And you think that your prisoner was the
greatest man in the world's history ?".
"I do," said Gregg, positively. "I have
read and heard a great deal about the man,
and more than that, I have seen him?I
knew him, and it was impossible to come in
contact with him without recognizing his
immeasurable superiority over other men
whom the world has called great."
This ended the conversation, and it seemed
to your correspondent that the sight of this
old soldier, with his animated description of
old days, had the effect of bringing the distant
past nearer and making it more tangible
; at least it made Bonaparte appear more
like a real human figure and less like a mythological
being.? Conyera (Oa.,) correspondence
of the Detroit Free Press.
Piutes Shopping in Denver.?I was cunnnnnt,
tn wntr>h R nftrt.v of Utes CO
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shopping a few days ago. They had been to
a photographer's, and each one carried a tintype
of a villainous looking Indian, at which
he proudly gazed and grunted, "that me."
When the purchases had been made, the
braves majestically gave orders to the squaws
to go packing; so tugging away at the bags
of flour, the women got the ponies laden,
either by their own efforts alone, or with an
occaisional lift from some good natured bystander.
When everything was ready for defiarture,
the loving wife would get down on
lands and knees, and the brave would step
upon her back into the saddle, give his pony
a lash, with a gayly decorated raw-hide, and
ride off; leaving the squaw to follow as best
she could. One of the squaws handled her
bags with such a superior display of muscle
and vim, that a burly miner standing by was
struck with admiration, and offered to purchase
her. "Yes, I sell, good squaw, sixteen
dollars," was the reply of her lord. "No, I'll
give eight dollars," said the miner. "Too
much little,'' grunted the Ute, giving good
squaw and good pony alike a cut with his
whip, and without further parley galloping
off.? Correspondence of the Graphic.
INGERSOLL ON ALCOHOL*
Colonel Robert Ingersoll was lately employed
in a case which involved the manufacture
of ardent spirits, and in his speech to the
jury he used the following language:
"I am aware there is a prejudice against
any man engaged in the manufacture of alcohol.
I believe from the time it issues from
the coil and poisonous worm in the distillery,
until it empties into the hell of death, dishonor
and crime, that it is demoralizing to every
body that touches it, from the source to where
it ends. I do not believe that any body can
contemplate the subject without being preju
diced against the crime. All we have to do
is to think of the wrecks on either side the
stream of death, of suicides, of the insanity, of
the poverty, of the destruction, cf the little
children tugging at the breast, of weeping and
despairing wives asking for bread, of the man
of genius it has wrecked, the man struggling
with imaginary serpents, produced by this
devilish thing; and when you thmfc ot the
jails, of the almshouses, of the asylums, of
the prisons and of the scaffolds on either bank,
1 do not wonder that every thoughtful man
is prejudiced against the vile stuff called alcohol.
Intemperance cuts down youth in its
vigor, manhood in its strength, and age in its
weakness. It breaks the father's heart, bereaves
the dotiug mother, and extinguishes
natural affection, erases conjugal love, blots
out filial attachment and blights parental
hope, and brings premature age in sorrow to
the grave. It produces weakness, not strength;
sickness, not health; death, not life. It
makes wives widows, children orphans, fathers
fiends, and all paupers. It feeds rheumatism,
nurses gout, welcomes epidemics, invites cholera,
imports pestilence, and embraces consumption.
It covers the land with misery,
idleness and crime. It engenders controversies,
fosters quarrels and cherishes riots. It
crowds your penitentiaries and furnishes victims
to the scaffold. It is the blood of the
gambler, the element of the burglar, the prop
of the highway-man, and the support of the
midnight incendiary. It countenances the
liar, respects the thief, esteems the"blasphemer.
It violates obligations, reverences fraud, honors
infamy. It defames benevolence, hates
love, scorns virtue and innocence. It incites
the father to butcher his helpless offspring,
and the child to grind the parricidal axe. It
burns up men, consumes women, detests life,
curBes God and despises Heaven. It suborns
witnesses, nurses perfidy, defiles the jury box
and stains the judical ermine. It bribes voters,
disqualifies voters, corrupts elections, pollutes
our institutions, and endangers the Government.
It degrades the citizen, debases the
legislator, dishonors thestateman and disarms
the patriot. It brings shame, not honor; terror,
not safety; despair, not hope; misery, not
happiness; and with the malevolence of a
fiend, calmly surveys its frightful desolation,
and unsatiated with havoc, it poisons felicity,
kills peace, ruins morals, wipes out national
honor, then curses the world and laughs at
its ruin. It does that and more?it murders
the soul. It is the sum of all villainies, the
father of crimes, the mother of all abominations,
the devils best friend and God's worst
enemy."
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THE HOMESTEAD MUDDLE.
A statement has been circulated in the
up country to the effect that the Supreme
Court has decided that, while the Homestead
law protects the growing crops of an insolvent
land owner, it does not protect the crops
of a tenant. This apparent discrimination
between rich and poor, created quite an excitement
in AndersoD, Oconee and Pickens,
and even caused some hard things to be said
about the Democratic party. We were satisfied,
of course, that the Supreme Court decision,
whatever it was, rested squarely on the
law, and that the Democratic party ought not
to be blamed for the operation of laws which
it had not enacted. There was no doubt also
that the Legislature would promptly amend
thelaw, unless Constitutional restrictions stood
in the way. The first thing, however, to be
done, before saying anything about the decision
of the Court, was to find out what the
decision really was. The alleged case was
that of Spence vs. Harmon. We have obtained
a copy of the decision, and, on examination,
find that it simply reaffirms the doctrine
laid down in Duncan vs. Barret, i. e.
that, the Legislature has no Dower to extend
the Homestead exemption to any other articles
than those enumerated in the Constitution.
In Duncan vs. Barrett, the Circuit Court
had discharged a rule against the sheriff for
a failure to enforce an execution against
personal property consisting of cotton in Dales,
seed cotton and corn, the defendant claiming
that they were exempt from levy under the
provisions of the Act of March 13, 1872,
(15 Stat. 229, Sec. 9.) he being an agricultural
laborer. The case turned on the constitutionality
of the Act under which defendant
claimed exemption.
There was no doubt that, under the Act,
the property under dispute would have been
exempt from levy and sale, but it was not
exempt under the Constitution, and the Court
held that the Legislature had no power to extend
the exemption beyond the descriptions
of property named in the Constitution. The
argument of the Court is, that the Constitution,
in naming as exempt certain descriptions
of property, intended to limit the power of the
Legislature in exempting the property of
debtors from levy and sale to those particular
classes of property, and that the Act in question
was a violation of such limitation.
It will thus be seen that the ownership of
the land was not in any way an element of
the decision, and it is difficult to imagine
how the decision, except with mischievous
intent, could have been spoken of as "holdifig
that persons not owning real estate and having
a homestead thereon, are entitled to no
exemption' from levy and sale of their crops
and personal property under execution for
debt."?Charleston News and Courier, 18th
instant.
How the Stock Law is Working.?it is
gratifying to hear how the practical effects ot
the new stock law have changed the minds ot
a large majority of those who at first bitterly
opposed it. A very reliable farmer, living in a
township that voted largely against it two
years ago, called at our office last week and
assured us that if a vote was now taken in
that township, the law would be carried by a
decided majority. He named a number of
colored men who had changed their opinions
and were now among its strongest advocates.
He further told us that the difference in the
quality and condition of the stock was very
marked as he passed over the Union line into
Spartanburg county. On the Spartanburg
side the cattle looked as if they had no owners?"lean,
lank and lousy,"?(his own words)
while on the Union side they looked "sleek,
fat and lazy." And he is not the only man,
by many, who have told us the same things
about the "stock law," and how it is fast
growing in favor, particularly among the
tenants and laboring class. Notwithstanding
this, there are some few who will not be convinced,
and are advocating the repeal of the
law. They and their stock have been "running
wild so long that it will require much
time and patience to tame them.
As to repealing the law, that is out of the
question. It is easy and cheap enough to
pull down a fence, but it takes hard work,
time and money to build it up again. During
the time the law has been in operation,
one-half, if not more, of farm fences have
either rotted or been pulled down, and it
would be an outrage upon that largeand re
spectable class of progressive farmers, who
readily complied witn the law, if the Legislature,
by repealing it, compelled them to go
to the trouble ana expense of putting their
farm fences up again. Wherever the law has
been properly tested, it has made converts of
nearly all its worst enemies; and, as a proof
of its good effects, the farmers right across
the Ilmon line are doing all in their power
to have the law extended to their county.?
Union Timet.
FAINTING.
Fainting is so common with some persons,
particularly women, and the cause is so little
understood by non-professional people, that
some knowledge of the subject often proves
valuable. Faintness consists in a temporary
failure of the activity of the heart, the blood
not being properly circulated in consequence.
Although it does not reach the head, the
sufferer loses all clearness of vision,-and if
not prevented may fall, the fall, not unfreauentlv
restoring the normal condition.
there is no convulsion, and though he?more
probably she?can hardly be called conscious,
he is not so profoundly unconscious as to be
incapable of arousal, as happens in epilepsy.
There are all degrees of faintness, from merely
looking faint and looking somewhat pale,
to positive and complete swooning. In some
cases, one faint is no sooner cured than another
and another succeed, hour after hour, even
day after day. It is scarcely necessary to
say that such cases Are serious and need
prompt treatment. The causes are various.
Some persons are so easily affected that they
swoon if they cut their fingers or see any one
bleed. There defence is over-sensative nerves
and weak muscular fibre. The heart i* essentially
a muscle, which is feeble in some,
strong in others?feeble generally in women
and strong in men. Whatever weakens the
heart and muscles commonly produces faintness,
close, foul air being an active cause.
Whatever greatly affects the nerves, such as
bad news or the sight of the disagreeable or
horrible, may induce a swoon; and loss of
blood is another and a serious incitement.
Sound health, naturally accompanied by firm
nerves and muscles, is the best preventive
of faintness. The majority of vigorous men
go through all kinds of severe and painful
experiences without fainting, while aelicate
men and women swoon at trifles. American
women, who used to faint continually?
in crowds, at bad news, at scenes of distress?
now faint comparatively seldom; and the
fact is ascribed to their relinquishment, for
the most part, of the habit of lacing, to their
increased exercise in the open air, and their
better physical condition. Not one American
woman faints to-day where, thirty years
ago, twenty-five women fainted, and the diminution
of the disorder, alwayB the result of
direct causes, is an unmistakable evidence
which other things corroborate, of the marked
amelioration of the health of the highly organized,
extremely sensitive, bat flexible and
enduring women of our complex race.
How not to Tike Cold.?Warm muf
flers worn about the neck do not protect vou
against cold, but, on the contrary, renders
you extremely liable to take cold as soon as
you take them off*. They make the throat tender.
Ladies ought to wear warmer flannel
under-clothing than they now do, if one m^y **
judge from the articles one sees hanging m
show windows of the shops. People take
cold from inhaling cold air through their
mouths, oftener, perhaps, than by any other
way.. Ladies dress themselves up in heavy
furs, go riding in their carriages and when
they get home wonder how they got the cold.
It was by taking in the cold open air and
thus exposing the mucous membranes of the
throat The best protection under such circumstances
was to keep the mouth shut If
people must keep their mouths open in a chilly
atmosphere, they ought to wear a filter.
Above all, be careful of jour feet in cold
damp weather. Have thick soles on your
shoes, and if caught in a rain which lasts so
long as to wet through your shoes, despite
the soles, put on dry stockings as soon as you
get home.?Dr. Beverly Robinson, New York.
t&* It is death in Lapland to marry a maid
without the consent of her parents or friends. 1
When a young man has formed an attachment
to a female, the fashion is tb appoint
their friends to meet to behold the two young
{>arties run a race together. The maid is slowed,
in starting, the advantage of a third
part of the race, so that it is impossible, except
willing of herself, that she should be
overtaken. If the maid outruns her suitor,
the matter is ended; he must never have
her, it being penal for the man to renew the
notion of marriage. But if the virgin has an
affection for him, though at first she runs hard
to try the truth of his love she will (without
Atalanta's golden balls to retard her speed)
pretend some casualty, and make a voluntary
halt before she cometh to the mark or end of
the race. Thus none are compelled to marry
acainst their own wills ; and this is the cause
that in this poor country the married people
are richer in their own contentment than in
other lands, where so many forced matches
make feigned love, and cause real unhappiness.
Don't Grow Old too Fast.?No, don't.
Try to keep your sympathies fresh, and your
interest in little things active. Don't be
afraid of nonsense, or hesitate to take part in
it. Remember that you were young once,
and tolerate the crudities of youth. Yes, do
more than tolerate, try to understand, and
don't be impatient if the young eyes fail to see
things just as you see them. Gray hairs and
wrinales you cannot escape, but you need not
grow old in feeling unless you choose. And
so long as your age is only on the outside,
you will win confidence from the young, and
find your life all the brighter for contact
with theirs. But you have too many grave
thoughts, too many weighty anxieties and duties,
too much to do, to make this trifling possible,
you say. The very reason my friend,
why you should cultivate fun, nonsense, lightness
of heart?because you need them so
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mucn, Decause you are weary wiui iiiiuaiug.
Then do try to be young, even if you have to
be foolish in so doing.
165"Some years since there was a case in New
Hampshire where a train left the rails and
went down a steep bank. Among the injured
was a farmer, who soon after received a
call from the company's attorney, with a.
view to "settle." The lawyer said he wanted
to do the fair thing, expressed his confidence
that the injured man would expect nothing
more, and asked what amount would satisfy
him. "Let's see," said the farmer, "how far
did I fall?" "About twenty-six feet, I think,"
answered the attorney. "Suppose we say a
dollar afoot /" timidly suggested the farmer,"would
that be too high ?" That case was
settled then and there.?Boston Transcript.
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An Illegal Vote,?In the last election
in Nevada, as usual in that country, several
dead persons took part in the vote. That is
to say, politicians caused a number of nonelectors
to vote in the place of men who had
died, but whose names had not been erased
from the voting-lists. As one of these illegal
voters approached the ballot box, a little
Irishman stepped forward and announced that
be challenged the vote. "For what reason?"
demanded the judge of the election. "For
what reason ?" echoed the Irishman; "Tom
Riley is buried in the Foorth wahrd, and ye're,
after votin' him in the Third) begorra I"