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HE LOTED CIDER.
Yesterday afternoon a farmer, having a
barrel of cider on tap in his wagon, was doing
a fine retail business, near the market, at j
five cents per glass, when a man with a very
thin voice and very old clothes softly advanced
and said:
"Has the State Inspector of Pomological
. Juices inspected that cider yet T"
"I?I guess not," replied the farmer, greatly
embarrased in a moment
"I thought not," continued the thin voiced
man. "Well, sir, you can draw me a full
glass."
The farmer drew one, scanning the man
with considerable anxiety, and when the "inspector"
had received it, he held it up between
his eye and the sun and said :
"The precipitation appears most too rapid,
while the floating particles denote unusual
compression. Perhaps a second glass will be
clearer."
He swallowed the contents of the glass at
exactly four gulps, and taking a second glass
he critically examined it and said :
"Ah ! the precipitation is clearing away.
The cider seems to have been made from apples."
"It was sir, and they were nice apples, too,"
replied the farmer.
"Let's see how the third glass will look.
I am not quite satisfied on the point of com
pression."
He drained the second and received the
third, and as he sipped it he inquired :
"You used a hand cider-press, didn't you?"
"Yes, sir."
"Ah! I thought so. Worked with a lever,
didn't it?"
"Yes, sir."
"Did the mill stand in a draught of air
while you were working it ?"
"I?I don't know sir."
"Well, I think it did. Be a little more
careful after this. The Inspector of Pomological
Juices grades this barrel "A No. 2," but
if you take a little more pains, you can increase
the grade every time in the future.
All right, sir?go on with your selling."
The man had been gone ten minutes before
any one mustered courage to remark that
he was a fraud; but the words fell upon stony
ground.
"I know he's all right," persisted the farmer.
"The minit I saw him draw his coat
tail around to wipe out the corner of his
mouth, I knew he was a big gun, and I was
just shivering in my boots for fear he'd ask
me why I didn't punch the seeds out of the
apples before grinding! Only five cents a
glass, now, and warranted pure."
A Doctor's Advice.?Dr."Charley" Judkins,
says the Cincinnati Saturday Night, is
one of the most generous-hearted physicians
in the city, and he is one of the most skillful
Kiit ho rlnoa orot. tiroH nroaaionallvof charcr
ing up accounts on his books that are never
settled. The other day a straDger came to
him to be treated for rheumatism. He said
he had had it "off and on," for twelve years.
He hadn't any money, he said, but he expected
some next week, and would call and pay.
"You've had the rheumatism twelve years,
yousay?" asked the doctor. "Yes, twelve
long, weary years." "And you'll have some
money next week?" "Yes, sir, next week,
sure." "Well," returned the doctor, "if
you've bad the rheumatism twelve years, I
reckon aiother week won't hurt you much.
Come next week, when you have the money."
The man never "got around."
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The Law of Nature.?A very rich old
man who married a young wife died suddenly,
upon which the widow raved like a maniac,
and then exclaimed to the doctor, who
stood by the bedside of the departed, "Oh, I
will not believe that my dear partner is dead ;
he could not die and leave me I No, no, he's
alive; I'm sure he's alive. Tell me, doctor,
don't you think so ?" "Madam," replied the
medical man, with much gravity, "I confess
that I have the means by which he might be
revived. I will apply the galvanic battery."
"Oh no, no 1" cried the grief-stricken widow.
"Hard as it is to bear my fate, I will have no
experiment against the law of nature. Let
him rest in peace."
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OS?" Among the young ladies who sat at the
receipt of customs in a Western church fair,
and retailed kisses at the nominal value of
ten cents each, was a vinegar-visaged old maid,
who had crowded herself in on the gauzy pretence
that she felt it her duty to do her share
toward helping along the good cause. When
it came time for closing, the young ladies
turned over to the church treasury from five
to ten dollars apiece, while the ancient female
handed in a solitary dime, the value of one
kiss that she had received from a blind man,
whose taste was so vitiated by tobacco chewing,
that he was unable to detect the imposition.?Danbury
Neves.
Be?" A young girl discovered her young
brother nut behind the shed the other dav I
pulling away at a cigarette. "There, young
man !" she exclaimed, as the cigarette hastily
dissappeared behind the boy's back: "I'll
tell your father on you?see if I don't."
"Yes, tell him," retorted the brother, suddenly
recovering himself; "you tell 'im, an' see
how quick that fellow o' yourn I'll ship."
I'll tell father how you an' 'm was sittin' on
the parlor sofa, an' him a huggin' you. You
just go an' tell, that's all I ask." The sister
very discreetly withdrew; while the young
statesman finished his smoke in tranquility.
How it Was.?Benjamin Franklin, being
in company once with three men who were
notorious liars, and wanting to experiment a
little in human nature, promised to reward
the one who should tell him the greatest lie.
The first said he had never a told a lie; the
second averred that he could not tell one;
the third candidate, however, proved himself
the best adept in the art, and obtained the
prize, for he assured the philosopher that
both of his competitors had just told him the
truth.
"Manda, is you got dem chickens shut
up in de smoke-house, like I told yer?" "No,
an' I like to know what's de matter wid you,
dat you's so mighty tickler 'bout dem chickens
all at once ?" "Nebber you mind ; I
know what's de matter, and dat's nuff till
dem chickens is housed. When I hears dat
dem niggers ober dar in de next yard gwine
to had a party to-morrow night, I wants to
be shore dat my chickens doesn't tend it;
you hear me ?" The chickens were at once
locked up.
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fla?" A boy surprised his father the other
day by asking: "Father, do you like mother?"
"Why, yes, of course." "And she likes
you ?" "Of course she does." Did she ever i
say so ?" "Many a time, my son." Did she
marry you because she loved you?" Certainly
she did." The boy looked the old
man over, and after a long pause asked:
"Well, was she as near-sighted then as she is
now?"
JMary asked her father if she might marrv
Charles, and when the old man inquired
about the extent of Charles' salary, his loving !
daughter replied, "O he makes over one hun-1
dred dollars a day." They were married, and j
Mary's father has discovered that Charles!
does actually make over a hundred dollars
a day?but he makes it in the mint, and his
salary is only fourteen dollars per week.
S?~ "I say, fellows," remarked a Yankee
loafer to some of his companions, "let us see
who can tell the biggest lie." "All right,"
said one, "I'm the biggest fool in America." j
"Ob, pshaw I" exclaimed the first, contempt-1
uously; "we agreed to tell nothing but lies
and you begin by telling the truth."
A distressed mother writes to a newepa-1
per for advice, which s! e gets thusly : "The 1
only way to cure your son of staying out late j
o' nights is to cut his legs off, or get the girl j
he runs after to do the housework." J
?be Jam and fireside.
HELPING PAPA AND MAMMA.
Planting the corn and potatoes,
Helping to scatter the seeds,
Feeding the hens and the chickens,
Freeing the garden from weeds.
Driving the cows to the pasture,
Feeding the horse in the stall,
We little children are busy,
Sure there is work for us all,
Helping papa.
Spreading the hay in the sunshine,
Raking it up when it's dry,
Picking the apples and peaches
Down in the orchard hard by;
Plucking the grapes in the vineyard,
Gathering nuts in the fall,
We little children are busy,
Yes, there is work for us all,
Helping papa.
Sweeping and washing the dishes,
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Ironing, sewing and knitting,
Helping to make up the bed ;
Taking good care of the baby,
Watching her lest she should fall,
We little children are busy,
Oh ! there is work for us all,
Helping mamma.
Work makes us cheerful and happy,
Mak?9 us both active strong;
Plav we enjoy all the better
When we have labored so long,
Gladly we help our kind parents,
Quickly we come to their call;
Children should love to be busy,
There is much work for us all,
Helping papa and mamma.
Curing Bacon.?There are few families in
Virginia who do not understand this art quite
well, though many fail to get good hams.
As a general rule, there is too much smoking.
This is more necessary in the large meat,
as it serves to dry the meat off, and the creosote
engendered by the smoking process is antiseptic
and preservative. The Western meat1
(and the Virginia meat when smoked too
much) retain this smoked, disagreeable taste.
In England and France smoking is not used
at all, and this is an evidence it is smoked
too much here, or more than necessary. The
Hanover county hams are famously good,
and the best of them I ever saw were smoked
only four times. An important matter is that
the animal heat should be out before salting,
and this may be accomplished in the same
day if the hogs are killed by "day-break" and
the weather is tolerably cold. In no event permit
the pork to freeze. We have frequently
seen hogs killed very early and salted late in
the same day ; and this is our practice, unless
the weather is warm. Many modes have
been adopted for curing hams, and after rerepeated
trials we think there is none better
than the following: For twelve moderate size
hams, take twelve pounds of salt, one pound
of saltpetre, and enough molasses to rub
them together, producing the consistence and
appearance of damp brown sugar. Rub this
in well, lay the hams separate on boards, with
the skin side down. Repeat the application
every week for four weeks. Then hang and
smoke on damp days with hickory chips, if
procurable ; not to be smoked more than four
or five times. Towards the last of February
enclose the bams in canvas, painted, or what
answers as well in our experience, large paper
bags, securing well around the hock.
This keeps out skippers and other insects.
Immediately before doing this, rub some
black pepper on the meat side. If this plan
is accurately followed, we will insure first-rate
hams.?Dr. Pollard, on the Hog.
No Horse-Shoes.?The slipping of horses
on the asphalt pavement in London, has given
rise to some discussion as to the proper form
for shoes, whereupon a writer in the Times
comes forward with the recommendation that
no horse-shoes at all be used. He says he has
constantly dispensed with them since 1852,
adding:
"I have owned over two hundred animals
at one time, dedicated to all manner of purposes,
draught, saddle and pack, and not one
of them shod. Some one will say that they
worked over grass or sand. They did not,
but over the roughest roads imaginable, in
places excessively bad, and in others as disagreeably
soft and heavy." He gives his experience
in Brazil, where pack horses, without
being shod, travel journeys of over eight hundred
miles. Unshod horses are also used in
Brazilian cities without slipping on the pavement.
Of course, says the writer, if an own
er were to pull off his horse's shoes and at once
ride him a long distance, he would hod bis
horse go tender on all his feet; but were he
to use him gently for a fortnight, and gradually
let him feel his feet, keeping the edges of
the hoof slightly rounded off with a rasp, to
prevent the raveling up of the edges of a hoof,
for the first time Bince colthood brought naked
to the ground, he would be agreeably surprised.
Occasional paring will always be
needed, but the frog should not be cut. The
writer thus anticipates an objection which
will occur to many readers : "Some one will
be likely to say that draught horses have to
dig their toes into the ground to start a load.
Of course they have when they are shod. But
the unshod horse starts with the fiat of his
foot, which affords him a much larger and a
more holding surface, more holding because
it is tougher and rougher than a bright shoe."
Farmer's Creed.?We believe in small
farms and thorough cultivation; and also believe?
That the soil loves to eat as well as the
owner, and ought, therefore, to be well manured
;
In going to the bottom of things, and,
therefore, in deep ploughing and enough of it.
All the better if it be a subsoil plough ;
In large crops which leave land better than
they found it, making both the farm and the
farmer rich at once ;
That every farm should own a good farmer;
That the fertilizer of any soil is a spirit of
industry, enterprise and intelligence?without
these, lime, gypsum and guano will be of little
use;
In good fences, good farm-houses, good orchards,
and children enough to gather the
fruit;
In a clean kitchen, a neat wife in it, a clean
cupboard, a clean dairy, and a clear conscience
;
That to ask a man's advice is not stooping,
but of much benefit;
That to keep a place, and everything in its
place, saves many a step and is pretty sure to
lead to good tools and to keep them in order;
That kindness to stock, like good shelter,
is a saving of fodder;
That it is a good thing to keep an eye on
experiments, and note all?good and bad ;
That it is a good rule to sell your grain
when it is ready ;
That it is a good thing to grow into farming,
not jump into it;
That all of farming is summed up in the
manure heap on the farm ;
In enriching the soil according to its wants.
Hints for Sleeping.?Grown persons genprallv
rfinuire seven hours' sleep in summer,
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aDd eight in winter; few, indeed, except in- |
valids, will fail to Bleep well who go to bed at I
a regular early hour, on a light supper, in a ;
large room, and a clean, comfortable bed, if
there is no sleeping in the day time, and not
more than seven hours in any twenty-four are
passed in bed. One week's faithful trial will
prove this. Children, and all persons at
school or engaged at hard study, should take !
all the sleep they can get, and should never !
be waked up in the morning after having
gone to bed at a regular hour. Every humane ,
parent will make it a religious duty to ar-:
range that every child shall go to bed in an
affectionate, loving and glad spirit. If wake- i
ful during the night, get up, draw on the
stockings, throw back the bed cover to air the
bed, walk the floor in your night gown, with '
the mouth closed, all the while rubbing the |
skin briskly with both hands, until cooled off'
and a little tired. Except from August first j
to October first, in fever and ague localities, a
chamber window should be open two or three
inches at least.
An experienced farmer who has fed ar
tichokes for ten years, declares that they are a
perfect preventive of hog cholera. Cannot j
this be proved by actual trial the coming
season ??Prairie Farmer. I
grading fa* the JWath.
CONDUCTED BY
REV. ROBERT LATHAN.
[Original.]
SPIRITUAL INDIFFERENCE.
The Old Testament Scriptures contain the
most interesting and the most instructive history
that is to be found. It is interesting beeause
it relates facts which can be found in no
other book ; and it is instructive, because it
gives a correct account of the tendencies of
the human family. Human nature can be
learned most correctly and most thoroughly
from the Bible. In the Scriptures, man, in
all the tendencies of his mind, both socially
and religiously, is most vividly presented to
view. The seed of Abraham are selected as a
type of the whole of Adam's race. As Abraham's
seed acted socially, so act all men similarly
situated.
The New Testament Church is shadowed
forth in the ancient Jews. As the chosen
people of God did in the days of the prophets,
90 do the members of the church of the present
day act. Minor differences can be pointed
out as existing between the ancient Jews
and the members of the Christian Church.
All Jews had a hereditary right, in some
sense, to all the political, social and religious
privileges of the Old Testament Dispensation.
Such is not the case with us now. We are
not all hereditary members of tbe New Testament
Churcb ; but we are all invited to enter
it and enjoy all its privileges.
In two respects, members of the New Testament
Church resemble the ancient Jews.
Whoever has read, with care, the Old Testament,
has discovered that the Jews were
prone, on the one hand, to become idolators;
and on the other hand to fall into a state of
i spiritual indifference. The same is true of
tbe members of the Christian Church. The
simple ceremonies established in the Church
by Christ and his Apostles, are laid aside, and
a pompous service introduced. As the Jews,
in the days of Samuel, gave evidence of their
inclinations to idolatry by clamoring for a
king, that they might be like the nations by
which they were surrounded, so the members
of the New Testament Church show their
idolatrous proclivities by making the public
worship of God consist in pomp and pageantry.
The other tendency of the Jews was to indifference.
They said, and they thought, too,
that they were Abraham's seed, aud they
would be saved let what might come of the
Gentiles. The prophet Araoz, says these per
sons were "at ease in Zion." They folded
their arms and said to their souls, "peace,
peace." Just so it is to-day in the Christian
Church. In every Christian congregation in
the land, irrespective of denominations, there
are members who, to all human appearances,
are "at ease in Zion." The only evidence
that they exhibit of Christianity, is that they
have a nominal connection with the Church,
and contribute of their means to the Bupport
of the gospel ordinances.
These persons join the Church and then
fall into a state of spiritual indifference.
They make the whole of religion to consist in
an empty profession. One good act is made
to comprehend the whole of Christian duty.
The beginning is made to embrace the middle
and the end. It should ever be remembered
that we are commanded to grow in
grace. To grow in grace, we must use the
means of divine appointment. The command
to love God supremely, and serve him
devoutly, has never been abrogated. It never
will be repealed. It is binding upon the
ransomed in heaven.
Who, it may be asked, are at ease in
Zion ? Who are the spiritually indifferent ?
All who are expecting to get to heaven because
they are members of the Church "are
at ease in Zion." These are the persons that
are not troubled as other men?pious men.
Their sins of commission give them little uneasiness,
and their sins of omission less.
They never lament over their short comings
and failures in duty. These persons are to
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are neither cold nor hot, but lukewarm.
Their religion consists in an empty profession,
and a life of spiritual indifference. They
slip through the world smoothly, and it may
be noiselessly ; but it is the stillness of death.
They are at ease in Zion, or spiritually indifferent,
who think much and about many
things, hut think little about sin and salvation.
Others they may regard as heinous
transgressors, and in danger of being lost, but
they never spend a moment in thinking aboat
their own spiritual condition and prospects
for another world. Whatever they may think
about others, they regard themselves on the
road that leads to heavem
They are at ease in Zion who have exalted
notions of their piety. No persons ever
thought they had so much piety as did the
Pharisees, and no people ever had less. They
were spiritually indifferent. They thought
they had done all that was necessary, and sat
down to enjoy ease. They thought they had
a large amount of piety, but our Saviour
tells us that they were great sinners. In fine,
every one is spiritually indifferent, who is
not intensely anxious about the salvation of
his immortal soul. He who neglects his temporal
affairs, courts poverty; he who squanders
his estate iu riotous living, must come
to want; and he who lives a life of spiritual
idleness, must reap, in eternity, a harvest of
despair.
Rules for a Holy Life.?1. Too much
desire to please men, mightily prejudices the
pleasing of God.
2. Too great earnestness and vehemency,
and too greedy delight in bodily works and
external things, scatter and lose the tranquility
and calmness of the mind.
3. Cast all thy care on God, and commit
all to his good pleasure; laud and praise and
applaud him in all things, small and great;
forsake your own will, and deliver up yourself
freely and cheerfully to the will of God,
without reserve or exception, in prosperity and
adversity, sweet or bout, to nave ur iu waub,
to live or to die.
4. Untie your heart from all things, and
unite it only with God.
5. Remember often and devoutly the life
and passion, the death and resurrection of
our Saviour JeBUS.
6. Descant not on other men's deeds, but
consider your own ; forget other men's faults,
and remember your own.
7. Never think highly of yourself, nor despise
any other man.
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Worldly Ways.?Most miechievous is it
to have our children grow up with the idea
that they must conform to the ways of society.
Let Christian children be taught that the
ways of the world are to be questioned, and
very often to be resisted.
Bar How can it be said in truth that such
or such a person was cut down suddenly by
death, without a moment's warning, when he
had been warned every day all the years of
his life ?
Bar Think all you can of the good qualities
of others; forget and keep silent concerning
their bad qualities.
IHisceUmeous ?ading.
HISTORIC HOAXES. 77
The fool-hunter has, from time immemorial,
beeD one of the most successful of sportsmen.
No matter what game he fires at, he never
fails to bring it down. Chance has thrown in
the way of the New York Dispatch the record
of some of his most amusing, yet least known,
triumphs, aud we place them before our readers
without further comment:
THE '3REAT CAT HOAX.
In August, 1315, just before Napoleon I.
started on his exile to St. Helena, a quantity
of handbills were distributed through (be
city of Chester, England, at the direction of
a very respectable-looking, Quaker-like sort
of a personage, informing the public that a
great number of genteel families had erabarked
at Plymouth, to proceed to St. Helena
with the troops appointed to guard the exEmperor.
Now, St. Helena, the bills stated,
was cursed with a nlaime of rats, aud the
British Ministry had pledged itself to clear
the island of those noxious animals for the
benefit of the resident citizens. According
ly, all good Britons were called upon to furnish
their quantara of grown cats or thriving
kittens, for the carrying out of this purpose.
The Government was willing to "pay the
piper," and, in addition to free transportion
in a vessel to be specially chartered for the
purpose, offered for each "athletic, full grown
tom-cat, sixteen shillings ; for each adult female
puss, ten shillings; and half that sum
for every vigorous kitten that could swill
milk." The result can be imagined. Within
three days over three thousand cats were
collected in Chester. The city was a pandemonium,
and one street in which the cat merchants
had been directed by bill to assemble,
was the scene of positive and bloody riots.
Meantime some mischievous boys let the cats
out of their bags, and a colossal hunt had to
be organized among the hoaxed spectators.'
Iu one day five hundred of the obnoxious felines
had to be thrown into the river Dee,
and Chester, for months, was afflicted with
swarms of stray cats as a result of the freak.
THE GREAT BOTTLE-TRICK SWINDLE.
The most glaring yet successful of the oldtime
hoaxes was perpetrated in 1749. The
Duke of Montague wagered that todet a man
advertise the most impossible thing in the
world, he would find fools enough in London
to fill a playhouse to see it, and pay for the
privilege. "Surely," said Lord Chesterfield,
"if a man should say he would jump into a
quart bottle, nobody would believe that." A
wager was made on this basis, and the following
advertisement waB inserted in the papers:
"At the New Theatre, in the Hayruarket,
on Monday next, the 12th instant, is to be
seen a person who performs the several most
surprising things following, viz.: 1. He takes
a common walking-cane from any of the
spectators, and thereon plays the music of
every instrument now in use, and likewise
siugs to surprising perfection. 2. He presents
you with a common wine-bottle, which any
of the spectators may first examine. This
bottle is placed on a table in the middle of
the stage, aud he (without any equivocation)
goes into it in the sight of all the spectators,
and sings in it. During his stay in the bottle
any person may handle it, and see plainly
that it does not exceed a common tavern-bottle.
Those on the stage or in the boxes may
come in masked habits, if agreeable to them,
and the performer, if desired, will inform
them who they are. Stage, 7s. 6d."
interesting to the spiritualists.
Another section of the advertisement cannot
fail to interest the believer in Spiritualism.
It says:
"Note.?If any gentleraem or ladies, (after
the above performances), either single or
in company, in or out of mask, are desirous
of seeing a representation of any deceased
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person, sucn as nusnana or wire, sister or
.brother, or any intimate friend of either sex,
upon makiug a gratuity to the performer,
shall he gratified by seeing and conversing
with them for some minutes, as if alive; likewise,
if desired, he will tell you your most
secret thoughts in your past life, and give
you a full view of persons who have injured
you, whether dead or alive. For those gentlemen
and ladies who are desirous of seeing
this last part, there is a private room provided."
At the designated time, the theatre was
crammed from pit to dome. When the appointed
hour passed and the conjurer did not
appear, a terrible uproar aroee. One person
in the audience proposed, if the lookers-on
would pay double-price, to crawl into a pint
bottle. Finally, some one threw a lighted
candle on tbe stage. Within ten minutes
more the theatre was gutted, the benches were
converted into a large bonfire in front of the
building, and the drop-curtain was hung on a
pole, presumably as a banner, to the triumph
of Gullibility. A number of people were
blamed for the hoax?notably Foote, the actor,
who was one of tbe theatre, but tbe real
author was the Duke of Montague.
Another genius advertised to turn himself
into a rattle, "which he hoped would please
young and old and still others followed on
his heels. Some of the notices were printed
in a spirit of ridicule?notably the following :
A SPECIMEN OF DARK WIT.
"Lately arrived from Ethiopia, the wonderful
and surprising Dr. Benimbe Zammanpoango,
occulist and body surgeon to the Emperor
of Monoemungi, who will perform on
Sunday next, at the little T , in the Haymarket,
the following surprising operations,
viz.:
"First. He desires any one of the spectators
only to pull out his own eyes, which, as
soon as he has done, the Doctor will show
them to any lady or gentleman present, to
convince them there is no cheat, and will
then replace them in the sockets as perfect
and entire as ever.
"Second. He desires any officer to rip up
his own belly, which, when he has done, he?
without any equivocation?takes out his bowels,
washes them, and returns them to their
place without the person receiving the least
hurt.
"Third. He opens the head of J of
P , takes out his brains, and exchanges
them for those of a calf; the brains of a beau
for those of an ass ; and the heart of a bull
for that of a sheep ;?which operations will
render the persons more sociable and rational
creatures than they ever were in their lives."
Boxes for this extraordinary performance
were to cost five guineas; pit, three guineas ;
gallery, two guineas. Incredible as it may
seem, people wrote to the papers in which the
| advertisement was published, to ask if it was
i a hoax or not, "as there had been several
I public dissappointraents of late."
SOME FRENCH HOAXES.
Busy as the French were with the national
troubles, they found time during the darkest
days of the Revolution to go booby-hunting.
I In March 1792, an 'entainment" was adver|
tised in the Place de Grene. A certain Proj
feasor Bussy declared his intention l;o walk
I from one side of the square to the other in
j mid-air, naked, and without artificial aid.
All Paris turned out and spent an unsheltered
afternoon in a terrific rain-storm to be disappointed.
Next year another swindler hired a courtyard
in the Rue du Temple and got five
J francs a head from seventeen hundred people
' who wanted to see him burned alive in a char|
coal furnace and afterward reappear, Phoenixi
like, in the smoke from the chimney.
I T>U C? ??Mnn(1?0 fnrinri a rival a month lntflr.
X II IS pCIOVUCig*^ 1UIIUU M ?? ) ? f ,
! in a man who promised to publicly convert.
! himself, iuto a stew, acting as his own butch- !
er and cook, and then serving himself done
; to a turn, around to the audience, disguised
as a waiter.
I When the rage for mesmerism was at its
| height, a so styled Professor Missmer (note i
j the imitation) called for ten thousand people j
to assemble in the Champs de Mars and be j
, mesmerized by him in three simple motions,j
: after which they would be able to go about ex-j
I ercising the new force by themselves. Three I
times the number called for paid half-a-franc
apiece for the pleasure of learning that they
had been swindled out of the gate-money.
This hoax led to a horrible catastrophe?for
the people who were victimized began, as usual,
to fight among themselves, and in the disturbance
twenty-one women and nearly fifty
children were maimed or suffocated.
ibr furfevillr ^ttquiw.
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One copy, three months, 75
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To persons who make up clubs of ten or
more names, an extra copy of the paper will be
furnished oneyear, free of charge.
pgr Advertisements inserted at One Dollar per
square, for the first insertion, and fifty cents per
square, for each subsequent insertion. A square
consists of the space occupied by seven Mnes of
this size type. Contracts can be made for three,
six or twelve months, aud a reduction obtained
from the regular transient rates.
G. H. O'LEARY.
sundries.A
LARGE lot of Buggy Whips, Buggy Umbrellas,
Saddle Trees, Wood Stirrups, Trace
Chains, Buckles, Bridle Bits, Harness, Collars,
Back-bands, Plow, Riding and Halter Bridles,
Martingales, Horse Brushes, Spurs, etc., etc.,
for sale at G. H. O'LEARY'S.
cooking stoves.
I AM selling the LIBERTY STOVB WORKS
STOVES, Chas. Noble & Co., of Philadelphia,
an old established house. Any part of the Stoves
can bo duplicated, when worn out. All Stoves
warranted and sold very cheap.
G. H. O'LEARY.
saddles anl>harness^
I AM manufacturing and selling, at lowllgures,
everything in the Saddle and Harness line,
and will not be undersold, for the same grade of
goods. Call and be convinced.
G. H. O'LEARY.
furniture.
JUST received, a large lot of Furniture, consisting
of Walnut Dressing-Case Suits, Walnut
Chamber Suits, Bureaus, Bedsteads, and
Washstands, all of which will be sold very cheap
by G. H. O'LEARY.
t a blesT
"Ay|"ARBLE-TOP Walnut Centre-Tables; Exiyj.
tension, Dining, Breakfast. Teapoy, and
Office Tables. Also, Flower Stands, at
G. H. O'LEAF.Y'S.
safes.
COMMON Kitchen and Cupboard Safes, cheap,
at G. H. O'LEAST'S.
chairs. ~
CANE, Walnut, Maple, Oak, Dining, Rattan
and Split Bottom Chairs, at
GEORGE H? O'LEABY'S.
PICTURES.
A LOT of beautiful Pictures, handsomely
framed in Walnut and Gilt, unusually cheap,
at G. H. O'LEAkY'S.
~~ A. WILLIPOBDr
FEED AND SALE STABLES.
ROCK HILL. S. C.
"pay upT
ALL persons knowing themselves indebted to
me for Stock bought in 1877, will be sued
after the 1ST OF OCTOBER, 1878. Also, persons
knowing that they bought stock and their notes
will fall due on the FIRST OF OCTOBER, had
better pay up, or I will force collection. I mean
business. A. WILLIFORD.
r^nrvrvn n
f UIJUFjII.
THE undersigned will* pay the highest Cash
Price for TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF
GOOD FODDER, delivered at his Feed and Sale
Stables, at Rock Hill. A. WILLIFORD.
DROVERS. : ?'S ; J
I AM prepared to keep Drovers on the MOST
REASONABLE TERMS, as I have good outside
Sheds and water in the lot.
A. WILUFQRD.
"daily excursion!
THE leaders of low prices are still in existence,
and are offering
TEE GREATEST BARGAINS
that have ever been known. We are dosing out
the entire stock of Summer Goods
now. on hand,
At and below Cost. We call the attention of every
one to our large stock of Clothing, Cassimeres
and Pants Goods of all kinds,
WHICH WE ARE CLOSING OUT.
We call the attention of the ladies to our stock oi
Dress Goods, bleached and unbleached goods,
Parasols, Kid Gloves at 25 cents,
AND A GREAT MAN V OTHER GOODS,
All of which must be sold. We hope all of our
friends will call and be convinced.
A. FRIEDHAM & BRO.,
Rock Hill, S. C.
July 4 27 tf
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
YORK COUNTY.
To Hugh Warren, James M. Miller, Elizabeth J.
Walkup, Margaret J. Mason, Leonora Mathis,
Euphemia Fisk, John M. Bovce, Nancy Brice,
John J. Miller, Joseph W. B. Miller, Joseph
Miller, Nancy B. Kittrel, Jane P. Dale, John
Miller, Sarah Miller, James P. Miller, Benjamin
M. Miller, David Miller, Emma Campbell,
Lavonia Armstrong, Barnett Miller,
James Miller, Daisey Miller, Benjamin Miller
and Eskel N. Miller, who, with the applicant
herein, Joseph Miller, are the legal heirs and
representatives of Nancy B. Warren, who died
intestateGreeting.
YOU are hereby required to appear at the Court
of Probate to be holdon at York Court House,
for York county, on the6th day of January, A. D..
1879, to shew cause, if any you can, why the real
estate of Nancy B. Warren, deceased, situate in
said county, on the Landsford Road, about five
miles Sonth-East of York Court House, bounding
on lands of Joseph Miller, Hugh Warren,
John R. London and others, and containing eigh- j
tv-ftve acres, should not be divided or sold, allot
ting to the said defondant, Hugh Warren, onethird
thereof, and the remaining two-thirds, to J
the said parties in interest, named herein, according
to their respective rights, as set forth in the
petition of the applicant on file in this office.
Given under my hand and seal, this 16th day
[l. s.] of October, 1878.
J. A. McLE AN, Judge of Probate.
WITHERSPOON A SPENCER,
Attorneys pro pet.
November 7 j * ? < : 45 .5 6t
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November 7 45 tf
J. R, SCHORB'S PHOTO-GALLERY,
1ST HOUSE EAST OF THE TAIL. j
A SUPERIOR Skylight, a gallery with every j
convenience, and a determination to do my
best, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in
want of correct and nattering likenesses. Cloudv
weather is as good or better than sunshine for all j
subjects, except small children. I
SERGEANT ^
GREENSB<
MANUFACTURERS 0
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T. M. DOBSON & CO., Agen
JOHN R. LONDON, Agent,
A. F. LINDSAY, Agent, Mc<
J. L. CARROLL, Agent, Che
August 2
The Best Family
The "NEW AMERICAN" is easily tear
more work with less labor than any other
application.
AGENTS
J. S. DOVEY Manager, <
Agent for Yorkville and-vicinity,
July 13 f ;
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EDGEFIELD ADVERTISER.
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with thefie, there will appear in our columns each
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John C. Calhoun, George MeDuffie, Judge A. P.
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June 27 28 tf
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Published every Sunday Morning at the
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No. 5 State Street, Charleston, 8. C,
Containing all the latest news by mail and telegraph,
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October 3 40 tf
IN THE VALLEY^
CHESTER, S. C.
THE subscriber is bet^iftk
kinds'o fTo B* WORK |
-1W4.J such as Turning, Scroll
Sawing, Repairing, Ac.
Also, FURNITURE
*SEMADE TO ORDER,
from oommon to the
Walnut Chamber Suits,
FRENCH WALNUT 8UITS, TRIMMED,
& 8D6cialty?
Just received, another lot of METALIC BURIAL
CASES, among them some tine CASKETS.
Also. WOOD COFFINS AND CASKETS. All
of which will be sold as cheap as can be afforded.
I HAVE A HANDSOME NEW HEARSE, *
which can be had at funerals free of charge, in
town ; and in the country at a moderate charge,
according to distance.
You can find me atMORRISON'S OLD STAND
on Depot street, one door west of Aiken's Cotton
Gin Shop. J. M. PARISH.
May 9 19 6m
MILLS AND MILL "MACHINERY.
THE undersigned take this method of informing
thepublic, that under the firm name of
WELLS BROTHERS, they are engaged in the
MILLWRIGHT BUSINESS, and are prepared
to enter into contracts for the building or repairing
of MILLS and MILL MACHINERY of every
description, from the largest and most complete
Flouring Mill, to an ordinary Cotton Screw.
Each member of the firm is a skilfull workman
and has had thebenefitofanumberof years'experience.
We are, therefore, prepared to guarantee
that all work entrusted to us, will beexecuted in
a workmanlike manner.
By permission, we refer to the following persons.
for whom we have worked: W. J. Rainey,
' " r* - T T> jtr T> M WlilfsoMau
rsiairsvine, o. v. t. a. ?, ... .... ..
Hickory Grove, 8. C. ; Major T. P. Whitesides,
R. N. McEIwee and Elias Ramsay, Yorkville,
8. C.; W. D. Lessley, Clover, 8. C.
We are also agents for the sale of "Excelsior
Bolting Cloths,''and improved Mill Machinery
of every description. Our post office address is
Antioch, York county, 8. C.
W. 8. WELLS,
M. R. WELLS,
J. W. WELLS.
September 26 39 ly*
"SOUTH CAROLINA-.YOEK COUNTY.
IN THE PROBATE COURT.
Clawson A Spencer, Executors, vs. Mary Marshall,
and others, Defendants.?Decree for
Sale, &c.
rfIHE creditors of W. I. CLAWSON, deceased,
X except those who have heretofore proved their
demands before the Executors, (which I shall
consider as established already) are hereby notified
to establish the same before me, on or before
the 5th day of DECEMBER, 1878. The Executors
to have the privilege, upon ten dajs' personal
notice to any creditor, to contest bis claim according
to law. J. A. McLEAN, P. J. Y. C.
October 24 43 6t
CLEANSING AND REPAIRING.
THE undersigned would respect'ully inform
the public that he Is prepared to cleanse garments
of any fabric whatever, rendering them
perfectly clean, and if unfaded, restoring tnem to
the original brightness and lustre of the goods.
Do not throw away your old clothes, but have
them cleaned and made to look as well as new.
Work promptly done, and at the most reasonable
prices. THOMAS BALLARD.
NOTICE. ~
I RESPECTFULLY inform "the public that I
am prepared to sharpen razors, scissors, shears
and othor fine-edged instruments. Prices?for
honing and sharpening razors, 25 cents, and for
sharpening scissors or shears, 10 cents each, and
satisfaction guaranteed or no charge.
TOM BALLARD, Barber.
A flU'TVT'fi I* y?u want to MAKE tjww
AUUJNIO MONEY pleasantly and
fast, address Finley, Harvey A Co., Atlanta, Ga.
October 17 W ly
fc McCAULEY,
)RO? N. C.,
F THE CELEBRATED
KING STOVES I
PRICE GREATLY REDUCED
on Cooking and Heating Stoves,
Hollow Ware And-Irons, and
Castings of al. xinds. Also, on
PLANTER'S PRIDE' PLOWS
STRAW CUTTERS, ^
HORSE POWERS,
Saw Mills, Ac.
ts, Yorkville, S. C.
Rock Hill, York county, S. C.
3onnellsville, York county, S. C.
ater, S. C.
31 " tf
Bay only the
[few NEW
M AMERICAN
iT 18 TBB
]S?g$a Only Sewing Maohinr
WHICH HAS A
K|h| ^el(-|hreading|lidfli
| It au Self Setting Needle. ^
MMl&fcJ Never Breaks the Thread.
l?l|Pg Never Skips Stitches.
HBP - Is the Lightest Banning.
The Simplest, the Most Durable,
and in Every Respect
Sewing Machine!
ned.does not get out of order, and will do
machine Illustrated Circular furnished on
WANTED.
84 . Charles Street, Baltimore, Jfd.
J. TV. ROBERTS.
29 ly
YORK MARBLE YARD.
THE undersigned it
8tHl conducting the Marble
Business in Yorkville,
and would respectjl'j/jp
-hat ?&n 8UPPly those
^I9PS^ MENT8 OR HEAD- frM,r
STONES with anything?#*,*^i**%|
in his line, and at the 1
lowest caao prices. Monuments designed and l
finished in the most elaborate style, and in point
of workmanship and material warranted equal A
to the work of any establishment in the eountry. i
Head and Footstones, in various styles, from *
plain to highly-carved work, famished at short %
notice, and satisfaction guaranteed. |
Specimens usually on hand, to an inspection of |
which, those in want of marble work are respect- \
fally invited.
Estimates and any other desired information
cheerfally given at any time.
Work delivered at any point on the Chester
and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between
Chester and Dallas, or at any place between
Rock Hill and Winnsboro. on the Charlotte. Co
lumbia and Augusta Railroad, free of charge for
transportation.
Thankful for the patronage heretofore bestowed
upon my establishment, my determination is to
merit a continuance of the same.
P. HAPPERFIELD.
January 3 1 ~ Iv
PAY UP 1
fir x-. the undersigned, proif
prietors of the Yorkville
Jw sale and feed staW'
BLT58, ttouTCT VesBeeiTViTly
remind those who have
bought stock from them
on time, that their notes wili begin to fall due at
an early day, and
PROMPT PAYMENT
will be expected by all who have been favored.
Let none forget their obligations to us, thereby
placing us under the disagreeable necessity of
forcing collections, which we will be compelled
to do, if payments be not promptly made.
FEEDING AND GROOMING. Jk
"We would also call attention to the fact that we wl
are well prepared to BOARD horses or mulee Sy
the day, week, month or single meal. Animals 1
Sacedlnourcare will be well fed and well treated, 1
the LOWEST PRICES. Persons coming in 1
from the country and leaving their horses at our ]
Stables can have the satisfaction of knowing that j
while they will he properly cared for, they will ]
also be more secure than when hitched ud in
some back lot, liable to break loose and stray off,
or be stolen. Give us a trial, and we guarantee
satisfaction. Stables near old Masonic Hall.
We wish to buy Corn and Fodder, for which
the highest cash prices will be paid at our stables.
WHITAKER A WILLIFORD.
September 19 2 ly
HOUSE PAINTING.
TIHE undersigned would respectfully inform
the public that he has resumed the business
of HOUSE PAINTING in all its departments?
a trade to which he has served a regular apprenticeship,
under a first-class painter,and in which
he has nad several years' experience. Work done
in the most durable manner, and at the lowest
prices at which it can be afforded. MARBLING.
GRAINING in imitation of different woods, and
all kinds of FINE INTERIOR PAINTING
done in as good style as can be done by any painter
in this section of the country. I can be seen
or addressed at Yorkville, ana will cheerfully
make estimates on work in any part of York, or
the adjoining counties.
References.?As to my skill as a workman, I
respectfully refer to the following gentlemen:
L. M. Grist, W. A. Moore, Hon. I. D. Witherspoon,
A. W. Ingold, J. F. Wallace, Lawson Jen- ^
kins, Col. W. HT McCorkle, Dr. H. G. Jackson,
, Dr. J. F. Lindsay, James L. Clark, James E. >
Smith, Hon. A. S. Wallace, Yorkville; J. 8. R.
Thomson, Spartanburg; R. M. Wilson, Gaston^
J. A. Brice, Fairfield; J. Harvey Smith, Chester.
NELSON DA VIES.
July II 28 ly
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY
STATIONERY, AND
, BOOK BINDERY.
THANKING the publio for liberal past patronage,
I now invite attention to my complete
stock of
STAPLE AM) FANCY STATIONERY,
consisting, in part, of Flat Papers, Midium, Folio
Post, Demy, Letter and Note. Blank Books,
of every variety; Envelopes, Slates, Ink, Ac,
Fancy Stationery, Gold Pens and Pencils, PenKnives,
Writing Desks, Ac. Also,
BOOK BINDING DONE,
in all its various branches. Sheet M usic, Periodicals,
Law Books, Ac., bound in any style desired.
Ola Books rebound and repaired.
PRINTED BILL AND LETTER HEAD8 A SPECIALTY
Orders promptlv attended to, at lowest cash
prices. * E. R. STOKES,
155 Main Street Columbia S. C.
JAMES A. GLENN, D. D. S..
SURGEON AND MECHANICAL DENTIST,
|~\FFERS his professional services jCSHfe *4
U to the citizens of this section.
When desired, be will visit the resi- "
' dences of patrons. Teeth extracted withont pain
by the use of nitrous oxide gas. Letters addressed
to Crowder's Creek, N. C., will meet with
prompt attention. Terms moderate.
November 1 44 tf
BARBER SHOP.
THOSE in want of an EASY 8HAVE, a fashionable
and stylish cut of hair, or a pleasant
and luxurious Shampoo, are reminded that
THOS. BALLARD, Professor of the ArtTonsorial.
is still in business, in his old 8hop next door
to the Enquirer building, where it* will afford
him great pleasure to wait upon all who may desire
his services. Razors boned and sharpened,
and any other work of that kind promptly done.
THOMA8 BALLARD.
ROSE'S HOTEL,
YORKVILLE, S. C.
THIS HOUSE has been thoroughly
renovated from cellar to
g&rret, and newly famished, intfesgflSfir
eluding GRAFTON'S PATENT
SPRING BEDS. In view of the times, our motto
is a full House at a moderate price.
TERMS?$1.50 PER DAY, OR 60c. PER MEAL.
Sample Rooms reserved especially for Com me r- m
cial travelers. HENRY W. SMITH.
( August 30 34 tf
" CHATTEL MORTGAGES,
MORTGAGES of Real Estate, and Titles to
Real Estate. For sale at the
ENQUIRER OFFICE.